Gay general real bears edition

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>tfw no bf

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I really regret not going trans.

I want a boy to fuck my tits.

>>6884282
You will find a boy whom you can trust wholly with your heart very soon. I promise.

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>>6884269
>real bears

>>6884282
It's okay, Scott. Wallace is there for you...

>>6884332
Why not hot dogging? Unless you don't have a big butt.

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>>6884269
>tfw you try to look not autistic but it isn't working

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>tfw now that you've met enough rare cute relatable guys who love vidya, comics and all that other dork shit you also enjoy, you realize how much you actually disdain these kinds of people

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When you see it you'll shit brixxx

>>6884577
that's not autism that's downsy serial killer

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> tfw fit, getting more masculine thanks to gym and hairy and people would just assume I'm straight but all i want is a qt bf to cuddle

>>6884720
Then you need to start approaching guys you dumb bitch

>>6884577
Why is your whole face slanted? Was mommy a heavy drinker?

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>bears
>bara
>'daddies'
>masc4masc

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>>6884791
> Get on grindr

> Daddy 4 young boy

>>6884740
been in a lot of fights. so maybe thats why

>>6884812
And by fights you of course mean you got pimp slapped and repeatedly curb stomped. You might've had a stroke the last time it happened, get it checked out brah srs

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>tfw the guy you lost your virginity to is on holiday in a foreign country and changed his profile to say "I like cute bois aged 15-19" despite the fact he's like 35


I had sex with a fucking pedophile, and now he's off in a backwards third world country taking advantage of actual kids rather than just young looking adults.

I know where he lives. I should burn his house down while he's away.

>>6884853
That's fucked up. If you really want to wreck his shit then tip off the feds and get him put on a list.

>>6884269
Is that Koksal Baba's bigger brother?

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>>6884862
Now that you mention it, I could actually get him arrested for a lot of stuff. When I was at his house he had a ton of drugs he offered me, he told me about how he often bought stuff online and then cancelled it at the last minute or told the seller it didn't come so he wouldn't have to pay, he often torrented a ton of shit(but who doesn't? though he's an old computer illiterate so I doubt he's as good at hiding it) and even said he has a proper camera he's used to record himself having sex so if he's been videoing weird shit in a foreign country where it's legal to fuck kids and brought over video here he'd be screwed.

>>6884853
Twink chasers are fucking scum, and all pedos who really just want to fuck underdeveloped boys.
Why do you think just about every twink in porn is completely busted? It's because the target dem doesn't care about how they actually look, so long as they can easily pretend it's one of the 13 yo kids they last after.

>>6884884
Yeah, he sounds like a fucking scumbag, dude. Regardless of your morals concerning 'snitching' or whatever, I really think it's the right thing to do with this guy. Before he actually hurts someone, you know?

You mentioned he's probably having sex with actual kids now anyway. Fuck him.

>>6884885
It's ok to like twinks as long as you're under 21. After that it just gets weird.

>>6884884
Do it, he sounds very unstable.

Fuck me daddy ~

>>6884354
And if we don't, then what?

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Why are fags so obsessed with sex? It's the only talking point of every qt I meet, I'm no prude but they get so boring when it's all they talk about.

>>6885161
I can see where this is going.
>"Why does X do Y?"
>"We don't all do Y."
>"Show me one X that doesn't do Y."
>"I'm an X that doesn't do Y."
>"Liar."
>Retardation ad infinitum (or until the thread hits bump limit).

>>6885150
There is no if. It's happening, you just gotta believe!

>>6885173
Don't forget
>that's anecdotal evidence it doesn't count
and/or
>ok so one X out of all the Xs in the world doesn't do Y, good for you you special snowflake

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what to do when your ldr bf slowly stops talking as the days pass

>>6885161
Pretty sure that's just most of the human race though, ugly people and asexuals not included.

>>6885213
Find a bf irl because long distance never
N E V E R
E
V
E
R
works

>>6885213
Most LDR are doomed to failed, especially if you can't meet up with eachother often.

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tfw you listen to loads of hip-hop, grime and reggae and every now and then you hear something gaybashing and it snaps you out of your immersion and back into self-doubt

>>6885179
When is it happening? 10 years in the future? 20 years? More?
Won't they all have contracted HIV/slept around a bunch/want open relationships/be way too young for me by then?

>>6885213
Learn a valuable lesson about how utterly pointless LDRs are and never do that retarded shit again.

>>6885224
Stop listening to terrible music. The slightest exposure to reggae makes me violently angry becase it was literally the only fucking thing I ever heard in my NYC apartment until 3am every morning

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>>6885221
>>6885222
>>6885231
I cant have irl bf, I will literally get beaten in public

Cut dicks are so fucking gross ugh
I met a guy last night with a solid 9/10 face and body but his dick was just the saddest thing. Wanted to walk out the entire time

>>6885238
that's kind of hot

>>6885228
Soon. Just let it happen.

They wouldn't be someone you could "trust wholly with your heart" if they weren't right for you.

>>6885238
>Learn a martial art
>Beat up attacking gang
>Make bf completely fall for you as you lay waste to 5-6 tough guys
>Spit on them and carry him bridal style to the nearest airport
>Move out of third-world shithole

>>6885238
Where do you live?

>I'll be 25 tomorrow
Hold me gaygen. ;_;

>>6885248
Better yet just shoot all of them or behead them with a ka bar and put the heads on your fence

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>>6885236
it's not bad music though, you must have just heard the shit end of it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3Y4SBxTiuk

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>>6885254
>7 years past gay death already

You poor thing

>>6885265
>>6885254
A fucking gay stillbirth.

>>6885254
>missed out on sex in highschool because I was studying for grades and playing video games
>missed out on university sex because I was busy studying
I missed out on it all

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>>6885254
I can't wait until I reach that milestone. Early 20s are suffering.

>>6885264
this is fucking terrible
OY PINCE CHINGADO PUTAPUTA AAAAAAAALLLLIBAAAAAAA FUCK YOU

>>6885274
are you ok

>>6885274
Retard.

>>6885264
No believe me, I've heard all sorts of reggae in that apartment. Every goddamn second of every day, at full volume. It's either the voices that annoy me or just the droning white noise repetition of it. At least in my first apartment the negroids had the courtesy to play things like tupac and proof, this just bothers me to no end.

>>6885270
>missed out on sex in highschool because of anxiety, depression, and being sexually unappealing
>missed out on university sex because of anxiety, a bad case of oneitis, and being sexually unappealing

At least you have something to show for it now.

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>>6885270
>missing out on the best times of his young life
>not getting to experience the forbidden freedom of thrilling high school sex/love or the personal exploration of uni sluttery

Was it worth it? Whats the point of studying when you're just gonna come out of life miserable anyway? You missed your chances to experience life at your peak, now you should just opt out and hope you get to start over.

>tfw no qt mute bf

>>6885291
fair enough, i'll take your word for it, that's pretty depressing that you've been forced to write off an entire genre because of that shitty experience

i know a few insufferable stoner types who just have the same bob marley lps on repeat all day at full blast and it's pretty trying

>>6885271
Early 20s are the best and possibly only good years of your life nerd. Out of emotionally charged puberty bullshit, but not quite in the high stakes, high responsibility, serfdom known as the adult world.

Can I still be a bear if I don't have a beard? I've got a 48" chest and a 280lb bench but I can't grow facial hair for shit.

>>6885298
I live a comfortable life on a 2 room apartment.
A lonely life is never worth it, but I cant take those years back, I wont get younger and 30's year old sex is gross.
Its all tears in the rain.

>>6885338
How tall are you?

>>6885342
5'11". Am I gonna make it senpai?

>>6885340
Just get ripped and fuck 18 year old emo boys with daddy issues when you reach that point.

>>6885346
Is this barefoot or in shoes?

>>6885265
so...what am I supposed to do at 18?

>>6885348
I'm a bottom, thats why I said its over

>>6885351
Barefoot. I can pass for 6' master race in boots.

>>6885352
Retire and look back on the last few good memories you had before your body, your mind and your life began to decay. I hope you at least spent your time to the full, because it only gets worse from here.

>>6885361
so...when do people get bfs?

>>6885352
you have 2 more years until father time fucks the life out of you and starts making you old

>>6885357
I dunno, shave some of your body hair and glue it to your maybe? It's expected for bears to have a beard but you could be a cutesy carebear or something.

>>6885366
From 12 to 17.

>>6885366
You haven't had or already got a bf yet? Wow, that's so sad. Welp that's alright, life isn't all about sex, you can still enjoy old age even if you never got to experience the same privileges as the rest of us :)

>>6885372
>>6885374
are you serious ;_;
>>6885369
well how do I start preparing then

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Anyone here tried passively wearing a buttplug? I.e. Just having using one while sitting down at your desk.

Is it nice?
Any recommendations for which one?

>>6885366
>when do people get bfs
If you didnt get a bf <18 then you become like the others.
Welcome to...THE OTHERS

>>6885366
Gay death really only applies to being cute. You either commit sudoku or develop a taste for otters/bears and become one.

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>>6885334
Please don't call me a nerd.
>Out of emotionally charged puberty bullshit, but not quite in the high stakes, high responsibility, serfdom known as the adult world
I think that would describe my late teens better.
Spending time with people my own age stopped being fun a while ago.

>>6885379
>develop a taste for otters/bears and become one.
>tfw kind-of bearish (but short)
>tfw always preferred bears over twinks
S-so there's still hope for University bf, anon?

>>6885376
Completely serious. Life only gets worse from here, so if you haven't enjoyed the ride so far, I'd suggest you get off before it gets really painful.

>>6885390
Height doesn't matter as long as you aren't like 5' nothing. You could always be someone's teddy bear

>>6885395
>5'7"
>Always liked the idea of being tiny little spoon
I may still have a chance.
I mean, every open gay at my high school was a borderline drag queen and a slut, so there weren't really any chances before.

>>6885399
You do have a chance. It's whatever you make of it. Fags overreact to everything, the fact you don't look like a 13 year old anymore isn't a reason to kill yourself. Youth is highly pursued but there's still a lot more to life once you outgrow it. I don't think I've ever heard of a monogamous gay relationship surviving high school either.

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>>6885377
Yes
Yes
A pump up buttplug is nice.

Good morning leg butts
Still feeling like an mf king :)

>>6885423
Won't the air tube be in the way?

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>>6885392
>tfw even though you know this is true you're too much of a pussy to kill yourself
>every passing year since you were born only gets worse and now you're at the point in life where they've stopped telling you it'll get better and started saying "you're an adult now stop whining"

It's actually enough to make me cry and laugh when someone says "it gets better" or "it'll all be worth it some day" because everything I considered better and worth it long died in the past and now I'm not even sure why I'm still here when all I do is suffer.

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Anyone else go on grindr just to feel better about yourself? This is the only 18 year old within a 30 mile radius of me on there

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>>6885427
No. It's on the bottom of the plug, so it's not inside you. You can always detach it too once you have the right size you want.

>>6885451
People I have no intention of fucking tell me I'm adorable it feels good
Every once and a wwhileIll take somekne serious on Grindr but most of the time the attention just feels good

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>>6885451
What's with all these young guys having the hairline of a 35 year old? Maybe it's the city water or something. Thank Christ I've got a private well.

>>6885486
Elliot?

>>6885490
He's really let himself go if that's him.

>>6885495
Sure but that kid's 19. I was a NW1.5 by 19 but it stopped after that, he's practically a full NW3 already.

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>>6885486
There Is No Nutrients In Our Food Anymore Or In Our Soil OR IN OUR WATER.

>>6885504
Poor diet and estrogen from birth control in the public water supply speed it up a lot. Also a lot of shampoos (especially male brands) and such have harsh chemicals that damage hair in general making it even more pronounced too.

If you've got the genes it's gonna happen eventually but your lifestyle has a big impact on when it kicks in.

>>6885518
Estrogen actually counteracts hair loss though

>>6885528
In the right quantities yes. A high estrogen:low test ratio increases DHT conversion and by now everyone should know that's the main evil behind baldness.

Another imbalance example is something like steroids - too much test makes your estrogen rise to compensate and you end up growing bitch tits. Obviously you can't fight genetics but there are outside factors that effect how quickly you go bald.

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the nice thing about the whole "estrogen in the water" stuff is that it makes it very easy to differentiate retards from people who might be worth interacting with

saves me a lot of time

>>6885578
It's not a conspiracy. It's a result from all of the birth control being pissed out and reused. When public water gets cleaned estrogen doesn't get filtered very well and it remains in it. Something like flouridation is conspiracy tier because it's supposed to be deliberate and for unknown reasons.

>>6885574
>A high estrogen:low test ratio increases DHT conversion
What?

How can the DHT conversion increase if there is FEWER T to make it from?

>>6885486
It's called the "balding millennial syndrome" desu

>>6885608
DHT is stronger than T so a greater percentage of T is converted to it in an attempt to balance things out.

>>6885613
Yeah; it happens to everyone.
The question is, why do they brush their hair back and show off their hairline, accentuating their massive foreheads? Why not just let it naturally fall forward, covering said hairline?

t. guy with receding hairline and common sense

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I can't tell if im gay or I just really enjoy being a girl on the internet.


My gimmick is that im always into boys and ignore the girl avatars. I really want to see some dick pix :x

Cuck my shit up i wish I transitioned getting fucked and treated like a girl is the way to go.

>>6885631
Fuck off, tranny.
This is gaygen. AGPgen is somewhere else.

>>6885638
stop it im a man...just tell telling myself this...

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>>6885486
Evolution. Soon we'll be entirely bald with large skulls to house our mighty psionic powers and an extra pair of arms.

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>>6885626
>a greater percentage of T is converted to it
In a HIGH estogen:low T state?

How?

Can I just see a source for this or something?

>>6884269
>Real bears
That my friend is a fat hairy man not a a bear, I can only assume this is bait

>>6885667
If you look at your head really closely with a miscroscope you can actually bear witness to it yourself I shit you not ;*

>>6885677
Sure you do, honey.

>>6885679
you can put the microscope up your butt when you're done too it's a fun time òwó

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>>6885687
hehe lol

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>>6885613
Many young men are unlucky enough to get a "maturing" hairline in their 20s, it's not a new thing.

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>>6885708
Thats a pretty cool picture.

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>>6885717
>batch
They aren't pokemon.

>>6885687
that was le epic /B/ro xD

>>6885708
so basically every white dude has a shitty hairline?

it seems so

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>>6885744
>every white dude
mhm.

Bald white dude > literally any black guy.

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>>6885727
Wouldn't it be fun to treat a daddy as one though?

>>6885759
i want him to blastoise his fat load into my ass tbqh

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>>6885759
Machoke me, daddy.

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spedball here

I thought an LGBT youth group would either be a catty clique of /fa/ twinks who would bully me for not being a good enough twink and dressing like a boring heroin chic SLP basic bitch or a group of bi and tumblr sexual womyn only talking about intersectionality and doing slackivism

actually it is all lol autistic nerd grrl lesbians and guys who don't make an effort to look or dress well but all have stereotypical effeminate voices(I'm the only guy there who doesn't have "the voice") chaperoned by a late 20s post death twink with a ravaged face like my dad after 40 years and an injecting amphetamine habit

at least they are friendly and more about fun and having a giggle rather than politics plus the chance to attend things like a rocky horror all gay fancy dress Halloween party(which could be the most cringey thing ever or a great chance to dress up,dance, party, just bee urself and have fun without getting bullied for being giant fag)

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Who is your 2d bottom husbando?
Who is your 2d top husbando?
Who is your 3d bottom husbando?
Who is your 3d top husbando?
Who is your tripfag bottom husbando?
Who is your tripfag top husbando?

Discuss. Someone will also call your taste shit.

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>>6885764
Wouldn't it be a Daddidex then?

>>6885777
That haircut is so weird

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>>6885821
Adult rugby best waifu

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>>6885821
Garrosh
Jet Black
Samurbi
David Goldenburg
Senpai
Jupp

what is with this awful bear obsession, its like you are all fat hairy cunts eating nothing but salmon and honey and scratching your back against trees.

>>6885893
>what is with this awful bear obsession

>fat
>hairy
You're answering the question yourself, anon-kun.

>>6885821
Shinji
kaworu
Sufjan Stevens
Jake Gyllenhaal
>implying
>implying

been using this topical antibiotic gel my derm prescribed me for almost 3 weeks now and my acne is still horrible ;-; i'm starting to lose hope

>>6885973
Try lemon oil or vinagre

>>6885973
Acne problems are usually hormonal, unless you have awful cystic acne or something, seeing a derm is a waste of time and money.

Best hope you've got is to stop eating shit food, and keep your skin clean.

>>6884269
>bears
fucking disgusting.

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>>6885821

>Who is your 2d bottom husbando?

Archie

>Who is your 3d bottom husbando?

Selfiedaddy

>Who is your tripfag bottom husbando?

ruggles of course

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>>6886051
Oh, yoohoo~

>>6886051
Moar pls

>>6885895
I'm not ugly ;_; at least not that ugly

>>6886051
imgur that selfidaddy now. Never saw his lewdies yet.

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>>6886051
>only posts bottom husbandos

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I attended a masquerade yesterday dressed up as a monarch butterfly. It was way more fun than expected even though I borrowed the costume instead of making my own.

How was your weekend?

>>6886083

That feel when you raise your daughter to be a proper slut

feeling so proud rn

>>6886100
>>6886145

http://hugemusclebears.tumblr.com/post/144094291236

>>6886150

Teehee :3

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>>6886180
>Not dressing as a cat

Boring!

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>>6886180
That sounds really fun. Costume parties and office Christmas parties are the only parties I like.

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>>6886183
Damn them tease pics~ He lives near you huh, Senpai?

>>6886239

I wish. I'm pretty sure he lives in florida ;___;

>>6886183
Should have gotten sp to do something lewd for it senpai
You need to step up your game desu

>>6886190
I'm a sucker for conspiracies so the monarch felt fitting.
>>6886213
It was fun. There were some really weird costumes around, and the whole thing felt like I was in a dream.

>>6886239
Fort Lauderdale

>>6886254

Damn you're right

Why did I have to be so nice

fug ._.

i woke up too late again sort of.

>>6886301
Because you're a cancuck

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>>6886325

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>>6886365
I wonder what it would be like to kidnap SP and take him home with me. Imagine how much he'd sweat in the Australian sun, he'd practically melt. What an exciting thought.

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>>6886407

I bet you'd wanna lick at all up too you dirty little slut

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>>6885821
>Who is your 2d bottom husbando?
Len Kagamine
>Who is your 3d bottom husbando?
Tom Hardy
>Who is your tripfag bottom husbando?
Senpai
>Who is your tripfag top husbando?
Bully

>>6886180
CATPOSTER IS CUTE
CUTE

So I got friendzoned by my crush and someone who I have feelings for. I decided to break off our friendship because I don't think I can do it. Was it the right decision? I feel sort of like an asshole because we enjoyed hanging out together.

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>>6886365
Trying to read that gif is giving me a seizure.

>>6886432
>Tom Hardy
good taste

I just want a 300 pound bear to sit on my face, is that too much to ask?

Finally a gaygen made for me

>>6885428
This is my life. Chances are I will end it within the next 6 months.

>>6886506
Go watch Peaky Blinders. He's hilarious in it.

>>6886598
This. And post it to gaygen. For the memes

>>6886598
I will be way out in the woods so no one has to deal with the mess but the police or whoever has to pick up bodies.

>>6886416
My bfs butt and tiddies > your bfs butt and tiddies

>>6886611
How do you plan on doing it?

>>6886617

Post em or they don't exist

>>6886622
Either hanging or shotgun.

>>6886630
Why not both?

how to get bf:
do the opposite of the bitter undesirables in gg

Only 9.99 while stocks last.

>>6886633
Too much effort for too little reward.

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I dont like it when the threads get like this.

It isnt comfy anymore.

>>6886630
Shotgun is a much better way to go, there's all sorts of ways to fuck up a hanging. Put a slug through your soft palate at a (very) slight upward angle, it's a direct path to your brain stem with no bone or hard tissue to pass through. If you're set on doing it I just want to make sure you don't blow your face off and survive so please take that advice.

>>6886651

youre retarded

shooting is one of the most inconsistent ways to go

its very easy to do nothing except disfigure yourself permanently, if your angle is off by even a little bit

>>6886657
Guns have the highest fatality rates of any method (98% shotgun/rifle, 96% handgun).

If you hit your brain stem you're gone before you hit the floor. The people who fail put a tiny .38 to their temple and only take out non vital parts of the brain.

>>6886650
There's one easy way to make the thread less edgy.

What's gaygen listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2qT0Bg4hJU

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>>6885821
>Who is your 2d bottom husbando?
Zangief
>Who is your 2d top husbando?
Jet Black
>Who is your 3d bottom husbando?
Edu Boxer
>Who is your 3d top husbando?
Gerard Butler
>Who is your tripfag husbando?
SilentProtagonist

>>6886664

its not about sensitivity, its just about preference

i come to a gay shitposting forum for banter and a sense of community, not for a tedious and lengthy conversation about suicide by some no-life r9k autists

its just shit thread quality, and as you can see it drives 90% of posters (myself included normally) away

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>>6886650
why would anyone want comfey though?

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>tfw youre getting too old for violent shit

Idk what happened to me. I think it was when I realized edgy shit isnt that cool but i think i was only into edgy shit because pf how sensitive I am.

Dont kill yourselves the worlds beautiful its other people that ruin it

Man i just wanna play animal crossing and erp.

>>6886672
https://youtu.be/Gd9OhYroLN0

>>6886674
Zangief is not a bottom

>>6886672

exclusively smash mouth remixes desu

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>>6886672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYQyZFZN2bg

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>>6886685
So says you. Hmmmpff

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>>6886700
Dat bootyhole is no top

>>6886694
Who is this beautiful man in this picture
(also good taste)

>>6886744
Billy Mays

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>>6886744
dk&dc

>>6886749
RIP
>>6886750
damn dude I'm just a sucker for men with nice beards

>>6884269
Can chubby people find love?

>>6886674
What about kyle harrington

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hottest guy alive

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>>6886784
Yes

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>>6886825
Seeing Juppy and SP together like this makes me sick.

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>>6886784
>It thinks being chubby makes you LESS attractive

>>6886813
Daddy

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>>6886788
Kyle is not only straight but he's a widower. His wife died in some army battle something or other. Plus I've spoken with him personally in /fit/ tchat. He's a cool guy. Worthy of fans, but not a husbando for me.

>>6886685

Zangief is 110% a powerbottom.

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>>6886838
Oh snippty snap. no you di int

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>>6886838


>>6886876
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVCa7YEm4uQ

>>6886841
Hey Periposter

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>>6886784
Why dont you just get less chubby and more muscle? I have no respect for people that dont try to change what they can.

>>6886896
I just have a lot of reaction images of her, OK?

>>6886901
That you post

>>6886901
fucking clod

>>6886889

God he's so cute in a probably has bipolar disorder kind of way

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>send the first message
>they see your profile
>no response

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>>6886889
Inferior Norwegian.

>>6886910
I haven't actually posted a reaction image of her in a while.
That one just seemed appropriate for the context.

>She makes up about 65% of my reaction image folder

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>>6886925
>inferior Aussie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LYUweWl5aQ

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>>6886931
That's only slightly better than
>send first response
>no reply
>find out where he lives and kill us both

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>>6886958
Don't think your "husbear" agrees, matey.

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>>6886982
>photoshopped
You're pathetic you stupid roo.

>>6885783
Glad you're still sticking it out, how's it been going there then, made any mates yet? Any developments with the little dude from last time?

Are they aware of your addiction? Has mingling with them helped any?

So many questions~

>>6884269
Throwing up is painful and difficult so I'm just going to stop eating from now on. #twinklyfe

>tfw you buy condoms and lube from a CVS

>>6887073
#attentionseeker4lyfe

>>6887077

What's a CVS?

>>6887091

Oh just like a walgreens, I just thought maybe it looks a little weird to get condoms and lube at once.

>>6887086
I said #twinklyfe didn't I. No need to repeat myself.

>>6887073
Noone wants to top a fucking skelington you don't have to starve yourself dum dum
>>6887077
gotta fucking own that shit man

>>6887106
>>6887091
>>6887077

I only bought lube because something weird happened with the J-lube I made up and I don't have the actual powder with me or a container to make more.

Also I've never really bought condoms so I wasn't sure what to get, in the end I just got a 3 pack of Trojans.

>>6887120

Idk, I didn't make the companies

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>>6887120
>rexall
That's so much better than walgreens.

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I dont like how the internet is bullying my hero tbqh ;~;

>>6887134

Yeah, I didn't think there was much point to ribbed condoms when you're fucking someone in the ass. I just got what was relatively cheap.

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>>6887117
Self serve checkouts exist in supermarkets so you can buy condoms and steal produce without judgement, you clod.

>>6887077
>not buying plastic gloves, strongest over the counter cough syrup and a bottle of lube
>not asking the the cashier to come over after his shift to make the situation "extra spicy" and wink at him before he responds
it's like you don't even want to have a good time

>>6887138
Stop posting this woman, you're making me straight.

>>6887154

Yeah, might eventually get to the point where I don't need condoms if I trust the guy enough.

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>>6887077
Same place I buy mine. Best place to go... and I used to go to Wal Mart for cheap lube...

>>6887143
It's sounds more retarded than walgreens though.
Not defending walgreens of course, cause it sounds more like a nursery for plants than a drug shop.

>>6887160

omg you have a bf? spill gurl

>>6887180

Not a bf yet, maybe in the future, just a cute guy I've been talking to who we share stuff in common, gonna meet up this friday hopefully, he lives a little bit farther away. Planning to get something eat then might go back to my place for cuddling or more.

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>>6887145
Could be worse; they could be bullying you.

>>6887073
throwing up is also gross sis
bulimia fucks up your everything forever

>>6887077
>buying things

>>6887106
thats why the skeleton tops, sis

>>6887147
i can do those things without self checkout tho

>>6887185

desu I can see it, Epsi's def a chaotic vers

>>6887188

Noice

>cuddling or more

Do you know if he's a top/bottom?

>>6887147
>and steal produce
that's so ghetto

>>6887224

He's more of a bottom, but he's talked about switching things up later down the road

What is the big boobs of homosexuality? Meanin even if everything else is bad they at least have big tits.

Fuzz muscles big dick personality?

>>6887231

I just want to give him a good facefucking, then finger him until he's begging for my dick, then fuck him all which way, pull on his hair, slap him, until we both cum or I cum first then make him finish himself off.

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>>6887235

Big boobs are the big boobs of homosexuality

baratiddies 4 lyfe

>>6887239
Hnnnnggg daddy.

>>6886213

DID SOMEBODY SAY CHRISTMAS PARTIES?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uNP43jcRG1

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>>6887235
muscle baratiddies

>>6887281
What are your posts when youre not being a parody?

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>>6887226
Not really, even less ghetto than stealing nail polish from Target.

>>6887281
~HEARTACHE TO HEARTACHE WE STAND~
~THERE'S A WAR ON CHRISTMAS~

>>6887295

That's one of my favorite songs!

>>6887295

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JdtsqQXhb4

>>6887364

Oopsy-Dasher!

Meant the first one for >>6887318

>zoosk
>okcupid
>match
>pof

Is there another relevant site I'm missing?

>>6887295
what do you mean? hitler just loves christmas and it's the only thing that cheers up his coal-black heart

>when you cum so hard it makes an audible whack as it hits the wall
wew lads

>>6887462
Why are you cumming on the wall?

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>>6887401
>presents
>candy
>time off school/work
>meeting up with family and having a great dinner together
>watching that comfy snowman cartoon
it'd take a real cold hearted motherfucker to not love christmas

I mean, my parents used to fight and drink and throw stuff at each other during christmastime when I was a kid and while I did cry my eyes out I still loved christmas and I still do

>>6887475
what else am i meant to cum on
myself? im not gay m8

>>6887467
tinder sucks

>>6887507
To be fair, baked goods can be pretty unhealthy.

>>6887507
I think it's ok for a guy to like pies

I prefer blueberry muffins though

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>>6887462
http://www.xtube.com/video-watch/Blow-Seed-Every-Day-Saturday-29022701

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>>6887552
>blueberry muffins
These are a meme, apple cinnamon are the only muffins worth my time.

>>6887547
i didn't even know what zoosk was before just now

>>6887235
Incredible personality for me.

>>6887507

I've got a nice big cream pie right here for ya

New thread here >>6887586

Am i right or am I riiiight?
>>6887586
>>6887586

>>6887599
New thread

>>6887610

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>>6887614
DELETE THIS

>>6887567

What of blueberry scones?

>>6885821
>Makoto Yuuki
>Roy Mustang
>Sufjan Stevens
>David Tennant