Gaygen: Poems Edition Vol. II

>>6877742

Riveting post,
I like it the most.

>>6881606
I long for a touch
to be loved, kissed and cherished
why am I alone?

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Poems are for faggots lmoa

>>6881628

Sadon, go choke on a dog dick
You fucking furry son of a bitch.

Or am I thinking of Ace or whoever?

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>>6881643
I am not a furry so yeah probably whoever this Ace guy is.

Now apologize to Daddy.

>>6881643
same person

>>6881650
disinfo

Only poems I remember are the ones from Grim Fandango.

>>6881659
Oh wow same actually

>>6881656
I've never used any other name handle, you haram sob.

>>6881659
shit game

>>6881670
Shit taste, mang.

Isn't this the second poem thread in a row? I think this topic's got to go. But I'm not the one who runs the show just don't make another poetry one though. No seriously, I'm not good at this.

>>6881681
Perhaps that is why it reads volume two
For this thread has once more started anew

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I love you all. I just hate human nature. Maybe I should just accept it and play the game of life correctly try to just be a normal person throw away my waifu thing find a nice gf that will cuck me then shame me take half my money then tell her friends how much i deserve everything becaude im a beta jerk.

That's the straight life. I can't wait for her to cheat on me because i don't want marriage or children. What about that guy from work that has better comebacks than me whose taller and bigger dick.

Yup the straight life is the life for me. Its amazing wakimg up in someones arms who I don't know how they are going to act. They could be "decent" and we can watch tv blow a load on her bummy bum bum or she could be a total retard acting up but its ok cuz her period xD. Which is m fault also since im such a jerk why she throws my stuff out or attacks me drivinv 90 on the freeway hits the wheel.

The straight life is the life for me.

>>6881674
seconding this

Can I still fuck my cute twinks if I'm a nazi?

>>6881736
nazis are just memememes so yeh

>>6881674
sorry if I don't play unfun old people games like you autismshoes

aren't you a bit old for video games anyway???

>>6881743
I actually belong to a skinhead group and we linch sandniggers on occasion

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>>6881736
Can confirm, you can

One of my friends would light a cigar beside a keg of gunpowder—to see, to know, to tempt destiny—either to show he has the nerve to play the gambler and feel anxiety’s pleasure, or for no reason, because of caprice, or laziness.

I have more than once been a victim of these attacks, these outbursts that justify our believing a demon slips into us, forcing us against our will to act on the most absurd desires.

One morning I got up feeling sullen, disconcerted with what seemed to be a desire to do some grand and radiant deed! And then I opened my window, alas!

The first person I noticed on looking out my window was a glazier, a glass-seller, the sharp discordance of his cries drifting up to me through the stale and heavy Parisian smog. I cannot say why I was filled with such a sudden and tyrannical hatred for this poor man.

“Hey, hey!” I cried, motioning for him to come up. Not without pleasure did I reflect that my room was on the sixth floor and that he would climb those flights with difficulty, lest his fragile goods be damaged.

At last he appeared. With great curiosity I examined all of his panes and finally said: “What? You have no colored glass? No pinks, no reds, no blues, no magical panes? Impudent creature! You sell your wares to the poor, and yet you have no panes that are able to make life beautiful!” And I abruptly pushed him, out to the stairs.

I then went out on my balcony and grabbed a flowerpot; when the man reappeared at the door I let my pot fall right on the back of his pack, the shock from the impact sending him reeling. Falling on his back he managed to break all of his poor, portable merchandise with a crash akin to lightning!

And intoxicated by madness I screamed furiously: “Make life beautiful! Make life beautiful!”

Though such capricious endeavors are not without peril, and one must often pay dearly for them, what does an eternity of damnation compare with an infinity of pleasure in a single second?

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That feel when horny, but he isn't here
Oh well; for now I'll just down this beer
for when he gets back, which I hope is quick
I'll be tapping dat booty; that'll do the trick.
>>6881670
It's not shit. It's okay.

>>6881749
sounds memey

>>6881674
Grim Fandango aged terribly, and the puzzles were never any good to begin with. It might have been fun or impressive when it came out but looking at it now, it's really not a good game in the slightest.

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>all the fun gamers stay in all the time making meeting them an impossibility
>all the boring gamers play shit games & go out a lot making meeting them the most possible outcome
2bh shit dimension

>>6881764

except youre wrong

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>>6881659

Speaking of adventure/puzzle games, anyone besides me play Obduction, spiritual successor to Myst made by the same people.

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>>6881766
Name 5 games you fav.
>>6881771
Never heard of it. Is it 'fun'?

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>>6881771

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>>6881766
>gamers
>gay gamers
>gaymers

>>6881773

Yeah it was pretty fun, had some interesting puzzles and level design, wasn't incredibly hard except maybe for some of the villein number puzzles. Visually impressive game.

What is a gay bar like? Is it worth it to go?

>>6881782
>>6881773

and normally I'm not too huge on puzzle games, but I backed it years ago and really wanted to play it, ended up enjoying it a lot.

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>>6881766
Essentially.
Especially gays, who have generally shit taste in vidya gaems

>>6881784

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wCPOTK587o

>>6881766
>his primary hobby is video games
Dropped 2bh

>>6881783

Depends on the gay bar.
Some are quaint, some are loud.

>>6881736
You're not a nazi if you want to fuck twinks.

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>>6881773
>Name 5 games you fav.
TR: Anni
Mirror's Edge
GW: Nightfall
Crash Warped
and unironically Croc

>>6881783
degenerate desu

>>6881783
Depends what you're into.
If your idea of a good night is moshing with a bunch of latex-clad femboys to Lady Gaga and drinking fruity cocktails and gloryhole cum in the back rooms/bathrooms, before being driven to some dom leather daddy type's house in a drunken state, fucked silly on poppers and cocaine, filled with cum, and possibly pozzed, you may enjoy the gay bar.
>NB: This may not actually happen - the above scenario was painted to include all of the different things that can occur in such settings.
I'm more partial to popcorn and a cheesy sci-fi b-movie desu.

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>>6881790
Looks like it could be pretty good. Gonna wait for when it's on sale.
>>6881801
Good stuff, anon. TR anni ran surprisingly well on my old computer. Fun stuff too. I heard only mixed feels about the reboot.
>>6881783
Only ever been to one and it was very loud and uncomfortable. Maybe it's a bit better when you're single and it's not during a holiday. Gonna be going again for Halloween, but I kinda don't want to.

>>6881766
Does staying in all the time make me fun then?

>>6881816
>tfw forever will be too autistic to go to a club

>>6881820
>TR anni ran surprisingly well on my old computer. Fun stuff too.
If you liked it, would also recommend Underworld and Legend. The reboot is pretty dull, but Rise of the Tomb Raider is much better. You could just skip the 2013 game 2bh

>>6881826
Depends what games you're into tho

Why do some straight guys go to gay clubs?

>>6881832
The anni and UnL came bundled in a sale many moons ago, so I got them all at the time. Good stuff too.
>>6881838
For shits and giggles.

>>6881838
Why do some gay guys go to straight clubs?

>>6881843
No such thing as a straight club

>>6881838
Trannies free drinks and attention.
Plus its fun. Id go if I had friends. Plus when I went there was a bunch of straight girls. Incredible how they knew the straight men. Theyd just stare at me wanting to dance.

Its just a fun atmosphere tbqh.

>>6881841
Nice, amazing games on sale, what more could anyone want 2bh

>>6881845
Every club should be a straight bar.
Gays go home.

>>6881830
I went to a few clubs and I honestly don't "get" club culture, but I may be autistic too

My poem titled: Be Generous

Rates: $110/hour
However, if you are a student,
disabled, on social assistance,
or otherwise economically disadvantaged,
a sliding scale from $70-100/hr is offered,
depending on what you feel you can afford.

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decided to finally jump on some gay apps to get a feel for shit since i moved out and i want to be less of a sperg

literally nothing but old men

ok, where are the cute boys??

>>6881884
where do you live?

>>6881887
zimbabwe

>>6881887
[spoiler]northern england[/spoiler]
desu i should've expected it

>>6881891
idk
try downloading a fake gps app, setting your location to still nearby where you live, but maybe further away - so basically a place you can readily reach if you actually get a date, but not somewhere you actually live

keep doing this until you find some boos

>>6881884
>>6881891

come visit london bb, we can work something out

>where are you from?
>here
>ah but what's your background
>[place]
>you don't look it! you look like harry potter!!
how do we ban small talk

>>6881884

All dead, the papers read.
"I want just eraserheads,
and taste is something I don't get."
They had to offer shit instead.

Some modern art is better than others.

>>6881912

Avada Kedavra.

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>>6881918

>>6881912
Try a deeper or more personal conversation.
>What are your opinions on [controversial topic]?
>Do you have an interest in [subject]?
>So, tell me about your line of study/work and future ambitions.
>Tell me more about [hobby/interest]; I'm curious.
Deflect any notions of the kind of situation you described. I like to use
>I'm not sure why it matters what my heritage is if you find me attractive and enjoy my company. Why should racial and cultural semantics affect anything?
in your case.

It'll filter out the whores and braindead.

>>6881929
how do we ban all of that too

How do I find a femboy who isn't braindead senpai? I don't want to be around them after I blow my load. I can't believe these guys went through their life without developing an actual personality. It's not like they're women, life couldn't have got them so much attention. Is getting fucked really all they do?

Is Match supposed to be very inactive, or do I just suck?
My profile has gotten like 14 views in like 3 months... only 2 people have messaged me.

>>6881940
>femboy
>isn't braindead
an impossibility

>>6881931
So you just want people to fuck each other and not talk?
I was going more down the route of building more stable relationships...

>>6881940
I don't think gay people are comfotable about their future senpai, just an observation, twink types especially, well, most of them at least, lead very hedonistic lifestyles because they know their time as a twink will be up one day, not that it's a bad thing, but eh, kind of depressing I guess

>>6881940

literally all femboys have mental problems

i am not even joking

>>6881951
No I don't, but you sound fucked up tho

What type of trips do fembois like?

>>6881958
It's whatever man, if you focus on one thing in life too much you're bound to miss other things along the way

>>6881963
Why? Because I think a more personal conversation about your interests, political opinions, and future ambitions is better than "lol wher ur from. wut no way."
I mean, yeah, tell them what race you are, but if they start the whole "wut didnt think soo" shit, then deflect it.

>>6881959

Femboys don't even exist.

I mean, aside from like 12-16-year-olds mostly, and some Asians. That's the natural frame on which the archetype is based, it's an anime of underagers thing. It has extremely little value as a category for actual people older than like 17, and anyone adopting the term in that bracket is aspiring to be a cartoon.

>>6881974
you're doing too much can you tone it down

>>6881976
I use "twink" or "femboy" almost interchangably

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>>6881959
All gays have mental problems, what's your point?

>>6881977
If you find vapid small talk too basic and boring, but a conversation about your job, hobbies, interests, and opinions too personal and invasive, I don't think the problem is the type of conversations you're having.

>>6881979

but theyre different

>>6881982
you're still doing too much idgi
maybe you'll read your own comments again and figure this entire bit out 2bh

>>6881984
I don't care, they always mean "cute boy" to me

>>6881986
Re-read and didn't see the problem.
How about you tell me the kinds of conversation starters you want to see used more.

>Could you date someone who was really messy?
>No

Jeez, why are people so picky? It's not like I'm dirty.

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>mfw I go to my newsfeed and seeing everyone boohoohoo over "Gay Bachelor"

>BUHUHUHUH THEY'RE ALL HOT AND MASC THIS IS WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE GAY COMMUNITY UHUHUHUHUUUU

>>6881994
>didn't see a problem
yikes so you weren't just pretending

>>6882008
>99% sure this is just bait/maki at this point
I'm yet to find a person who dislikes talking to me irl.
You still didn't suggest what you'd consider a good conversation starter.
>inb4 eradicate the niggers and jews
>inb4 straight man poo

>>6882015
Do you suffer from autism by the way?

>>6882006
huh?

>>6882021
No, but I can see you probably do.
Anyway, I'm going to be off soon, since you've bored me now. There's only so much entertainment value I can squeeze out of a circular conversation.
Any final points that you haven't already made?

>>6882006
2bh petition to rename social media to social bitching

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>>6882006
Sadon i need you big guy...

Would you consider a relationship with a cute muscle hairy muscle bottom?

Im a virgin also so il let you bareback my warm fuzzhole.

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>>6882027
Here.

>>6882033
Down.

>>6882028
>N-No you
Should have expected that response, it's autism after all!

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>>6882006
From what I've seen they all look either boring or ugly, and half aren't even white.

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>>6882042
>faggots complaining about faggots

I'm used to it.

>>6882042
lmao

>>6882042

lmao

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>>6882051
>listen here whitey we wuz kangs you aint got dat melanin gib moni

>>6882052
S'the real problem with the community, if yuh ask me.

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>>6882066
>hes not interested

JUST

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>>6882077
Damn right. You were a bad boy and didn't post your face and or booty.

STALE is to STEAL as 89475 is to...

>>6882077

>he's interested but then he adds a new picture and in between this and the previous one he's turned into a bald skelly with a footlong beard

JUST

>>6882093
Is that was sadon looks like?

He needs to shave. Im going to whip my big man into shape.

>>6882085
You're soooo big ._. Fuck me.

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>>6882093
>beard

I wish. I did cut my hair shorter though.

>>6882106
Id date you...


I want you...im a little bara fuzzy bear. Half your size in everything ;~; you'd love me big man...

>>6882103

No I was talking about a personal experience

>>6882093
lol

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>>6882119
Sounds like a lot of talk to be honest

>>6882133
I still havent even seen a picturr of you...i just want you for some reason tbqh...i need you inside me...choke me make me cum...

oh american kids are out of school that makes sense

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>>6882144
It can't be helped.

I ran out of dating sites and apps and got no boyfriend.

Think I could join christianmingle and get someone if I'm not a christian?

>>6882144
school just started here
what

>tfw don't have any personality
>tfw no ambitions or dreams for the future
>tfw no hobbies or interests besides video games and TV, and I don't even enjoy those things anymore, just use them to pass the time
>tfw look utterly mediocre
>tfw no skills or talents
>tfw just empty

Is there any reason to keep on living? I'll never find a bf or be loved because there is nothing to love. I'll never achieve anything even mediocre in life. Why do I still take up air and space and eat food that could all be spent on someone better?

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Which one of these postprocessed paintings is the best do you think?

>>6882144
>>6882172
Oh you mean for the day
sry been drinking

>>6882142
sadon is hot
I'd fuck him

>>6882178
I thought you hated masculinity.

what does it mean when he says he's straight
like i thought that was a thing of the past

>>6882188
I love twinks
I don't hate masculinity at all
I prefer guys to act like men
Sadon is just an evolved twink daddy
whom I'd let touch my butt

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>guys who call themselves intellectual and think every statement they've ever uttered has been "rational"

>>6882197
Hes literally a twink daddy?


Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Im bi and extremely picky but he sounds perfect.

>falling for a 17 and a half year old
is this a sin

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>>6882178
>>6882197
Hitty you are a gem.

>>6882208
Well probably more along the lines of an otter

>>6882231
everything's a sin, babe
enjoy it while you can

>>6882237
good advice 2bh gonna get fucked by a almost-legal adult hmu

Kinda have (had, I guess) a crush on this straight (?) friend of mine. Wasn't out to him till thursday. We went out for drinks and he kept pushing me to answer his questions about my sexuality. I eventually did. Then he was quiet for like 30 secs and said: "I just want you to know that nothing is ever going to happen between us, ok? I like pussy." He had a serious look on his face.
I immediately told him I had to go home and left.

I never told him I liked him. I never even did anything that would make what he said acceptable. Fuck, I felt so disrespected.
Now he keeps texting me, asking me to come over, spend the night at his place and shit like that. I keep ignoring him and deleting his messages but he's too fucking dumb to realize it.

>>6882236
I know <3
so when we gon fuck

>>6882243
yw xoxo
gl

>>6882245
almost same thing happened to me
honestly straight dudes are just really fragile beings, especially when it comes to anything dealing with their feelings - they just can't comprehend that shit and therefore become real defensive over all of it

trust me, don't give in to his 'let's spend time together now' schtick, he'll just use it to exploit you some more, and not in a good sexual way, just some mental fuckery

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>tfw sadon stops replying to my posts.


>>6882248
Hitler girl leave my man alone please...

>>6882255
2bh im rooting for hitty to take "your" man

>>6882042
oh, it's some gay dating show, looks cringey as fuck desu

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>>6882248
Difficult question. I'd like to say "within the next 365 days" but it's hard to say for sure.
I'll be traveling to the east coast but it's just a matter of strategic planning on how I can chart a course through the cities I need to get to,
including the major hub near you.

>>6882245

Tell him you like pussy too, which is why you can't handle being in a room with him without being able to fuck him

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>>6882258
buy me a train ticket
I'll wax my entire body on the ride

>>6882268

Even your eyebrows? Hardcore.

>>6882276
I go to great lengths for beauty

>>6882278

>beauty

I think you mean dick

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>>6882283
I kek'd.

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>>6882258
Sadon...

You're not into muscle fuzzy bottoms ._.

>>6882173
are you qt?
Or just get fit and then you'll be qt

all of you fags sound like you're 12

>>6882173
if you were anywhere near toronto i'd fix you up 2bh
for a price of a good fucking tho

>>6882301
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09Z9NyHvD1c

>>6882283
if it's right, it's right

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>>6882268
The ticket isn't the problem, that'd be the easy part. The hard part is fitting the city into the travel itinerary.

>>6882295
Hitler has shown me his face. You have not. That's the difference.

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>>6882306
>Click Vocaroo hoping for Christmas Hitler

>>6882317
>>6882306
slay mamas

>>6882317
I've shown you much more than my face tbf

>>6882318
idk who that is or who u r

how do we make gaygen great again?

>tfw can't wait to unleash dom top epsilon

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>>6882356
it is too late

>>6882356
more tall canadians with hairy legs 2bh

>>6882333

I saw your butts on /hm/
It was ok I guess.
I'm not sure I'd wanna touch 'em,
But there are worse things in the west.

>>6882362
>tfw will never give eppy dom top tips and then have him dom top you

>>6882375

You can still give me tips!

>>6882369

What are SP and I not enough for you

>>6882297
But what's the point in even getting fit? I'm not going to lie, since I lost weight and fixed some skin problems I had I look decent. But what does any of that matter when there is nothing else to me? I don't have any dreams, I'm not working a job that will help me achieve some kind of career or going to Uni to learn, I'm not doing anything and I have no motivation to do anything.

Getting fit would just turn me from an empty repulsive shell to an empty attractive shell that still won't ever be loved or successful despite all of that. Maybe it would let me have emotionless sex with superficial people who just want a cumdump, but anyone who actually takes the time to look deeper would not like what they see.

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>>6882356
Forced anonymity.

>>6882386
2bh i thought you two were manlets
especially you i thought you had gnome somewhere in your bloodlines

>>6882373
what
who postin my shit on hm
assuming it isn't super recent, my ass is a lot nicer than it used to be

>>6882379

>believing a guy who says he'll just give you the tip

>>6882389
get over yourself

>>6882389
>I don't have any dreams
This is always false desu, everyone has dreams

I lose control of my heart
I can't keep up without losing my breath
It's been this way from the start
I need rest

I'll go to sleep at a decent time
When I find something worth waking up for

>tfw crush lives halfway across the ocean

>>6882390
But then how is anyone supposed to attentionseek?

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>>6882386
some of us are canadian at heart

>>6882394

Idfk
What do you think I'm gay?
I just recognized your room, ok.

It did look less skelly than expected. Idk when it's from.

>>6882393

Lanklet 4 lyfe

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>>6882390
I've memorized your scent anyway.

>>6882399
I don't. I just spent a lot of time trying to be happy in the moment. I failed at that and now I'm a NEET

>>6882402

You can either be born Canadian, or you can be bred Canadian. And you don't sound like you were born here. So ass up.

>>6882401
With words.
>>6882419
What is my scent?
>>6882423
What he said.

>>6882407
2 b h actual lanklets (ie tall and skinny not just tall) should just be tied down to a hospital bed and treated like "realistic" dildos

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>>6882394
>my ass is a lot nicer than it used to be
Inbox pls

>>6882421
so you did have dreams?

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>>6882429
bacon, maple syrup, and cedar chips

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>>6882429
Regret.

>>6882431

Woof desu

>>6882447
>>6882454

Somehow it doesn't surprise me that those smell the same

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>>6882454
Ah. Must smell rancid where you are then.

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>>6882390
>tfw I've been making weekly threads on qa to make lgbt forced anon and giving examples to why it is bad.


The greatest meme is completely ridding everyone.

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>>6882462
at least it's not failure which smells like B.O., mountain dew, and doritos

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>>6882467
Whoa, what did I do to deserve that?

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>>6882487
Come now. Put a happy face on that kleppe of yours.

1. Perfume

2. Deodorant

3. Shower gel

4. Let it flow

>>6882542
all jewish machinations

>>6882528

>you will never be that pupper

>>6882542

If he's cute and I'm horny: 4

Otherwise: 2

>>6882555
I've been there, don't

>>6882584
If he's cute you're going to assault him with your body stench? bit rude

>>6882621

Um if he's cute we're obviously gonna be licking and sniffing each others pits like average homosexuals...

>>6882633
bit slutty now

you must confess your sins with the Father now

>>6882542
4.
If we'd been in a relationship long enough for sex to be on the table, we'd already be well acquainted with each others', how should I put it, natural scents. Plus, it would probably be too minor a thing to be reason enough to back out of said relationship at that point.

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>>6882641

I've been a real sinful boy daddy

>>6882542
2 or 3

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>tfw just erped as an animal crossing character.
>tfw pretended I was a female wolf wit small tits but a huge cock
>litrtally my best orgasm ever

>>6882744
YAS GURL GET IT ! FEED YOUR INNER FEMALE WOLF WITH SMALL TITS BUT A HUGE COCK, SKIP THE BALLS

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>>6882744

Eyy bb wanna fug

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>>6882744
That's a slippery slope, mayor!

>>6882744

You left out the most important part, which is whether it was a real wolf cock or just a large humanoid cock.

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>>6882754
I was freya tbqh

I was a shy little wolf ._. It was my first time ._.

I was going to get a bob tattoo at some point.

>>6882767
ily isabelle ~~~

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>>6882787

>>6882829
Wanna erp?

Ill be a big dicked mayor...be a futa isabelle :3

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>>6882840
How about we don't but say we did. Sorry, futa crossing anon, but I jumped that ship a long time ago.

Btw cm punks first match now.

>>6882858
O cmon... you don't want to fuck my muscle mayor mouth? Cmon you know you want to ~

>>6882769
>bob tattoo
not only is that dumb but why is bob so absurdly popular?
there's a few other villagers who seem to be really, really popular for no reason but he stood out bc he's so generic

I think im growing up or getting softer in my age.

I really just want to bring good into the world.

Im starting to just be nice to people and overall just want to be positive. I dont even like hearing mean things anymore.


Everyone has said i come off as a nutjob irl and online so im just going to try to be a normalfag. I mostly faked the weird stuff just to get attention anyway.


Im just going to be a nice normal guy from now on. Fuck it im old.

Hows everyones weekend?


>>6882932
Bob is just cool. Hes kind of the poster boy. Has a fun looking face and cool personality.

Ankhas popular tumblr squirrel marshall.

I always liked rocket and a apollo and butch and eugene. I also like all of the jocks they were always nice and cool.

Whos your favoritr horror?

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Pietro is best animal crossing neighbor

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>>6882966
You know, man, I feel ya. I'm working on complaining less and just letting life sort of happen. Too old to be held up on things that won't matter in a years time.

How old are you, anon?

>Hows everyones weekend?
Worked today, off tomorrow so I'm in good spirits. Been running myself ragged on the inside because I'm getting my things in order for a move, plus getting a car... life is nuts right now.

Once it's over, I'll start a new part of my life. Kind of exciting more than it's harrowing, etc.

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>>6882966
i love merengue
had a dog named after cookie
julian, draco, gayle, roscoe, ribbot, mathilda, sydney, and stiches are also up there
i love all the frog and alligator designs

>>6882978
i dont dislike pietro but most people i know despise him

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Who do you think he'll win.

I bet you the guy on the far right will win, since he looks like they could be twins, and he appears to be about the same height as him compared to the sea of manlets behind him.

>>6883003

will* win
he'll pick*

What a brainfart.

>>6882998
>i dont dislike pietro but most people i know despise him

They judge him because he looks funny, and kind of ugly in the official art, but he's the most adorable thing in game.

Oh gosh, I haven't played New Leaf in like over a year I bet, I bet he moved away ;_;

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>>6882998
I always liked Lucky, because bandage dog.

>>6883003
paul (guy on the far right) was eliminated week 1 sis
he seemed really into sam, chad, and eric
robby is super annoying and i think danique knew he was a filler and didn't even try
he seemed to really hate brandon for no real reason

>>6883003
all of them are ugly 2bh
like what the fuck

>>6882989
Im mid twenties a loser with no job abilities. Im just angry at the world but idk I really hate people sometimes and maybe I should be a normalfag instead of finding strange ways to solve my problems. I have problems thst can't be fixed but I have positive attributes also.


>>6883003

They pretty much spoil it imo. Screencap this.

The guy in blue on left is going to be the antagonist bad boy that causes the most ruckus.

Guy on right of him will be the next sensitive cub that buys him stuff.

The guy that wins will be the mexican guy or whatever to the left of hes top and if hes bottom the balding guy with a beard next to blue suit.

>>6882989
>>6882978
Rocket tbqh...ive always liked his autism..

>>6883025

didnt watch the episode yet..
but i figured if it wasn't him it would be the 3rd guy on the right..the mexican that looks like every other guy i see on grindr and is obviously a power bottom

>>6882659

DADDY. DICK. WHEN?!?!??!

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>>6883003

>>6883061
DELETE THISSSSSS

>>6883003
>implying the 3 blacks won't get eliminated first

Wasn't the bachelor exposed as a Nazi or something?

>>6883036
Life is pretty shit at times to be fair, so I don't blame you. But things aren't always so bad are they? I don't know your life so I can't say for sure.

Sorry, man. Maybe trying this new spin on life won't hurt though.

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Best villager incoming.

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>>6883061
I was waiting for this

what do you do when you wanna see 2 different guys

>>6883090
you see both of them
tbqh tho that never ends well
doesn't matter, by then I would have already gotten fucked by them so

>>6883090
Make them fight for your hand in the pit.

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>no "Interested in"
:) :) :) :)

>>6883077
Lel what

>>6883079
It can be horrible but idk. I've been thinking a bunch lately. Im just going to be a normalfag.

Im just going to play the game be nice and just say fuck it

>>6883018

I had him in my campsite...i was thinking about setting up an ac discord.
He cool

>>6883057

I'm not working as much for the next little while so just pick a weekend and we'll get that bussy rekt

>>6883090

See both, see whose pussy pops more severely

>>6883077
i can't find anything but rumors backing this up but desu it wouldnt surprise me
the show seems heavily scripted anyway

B I T T E R M O O D

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>>6883018
>that moment when you get his picture/best friend status

Lucky is awesome. This guy too.

>Act V: Hymns with the Devil in Confessional continues to be AOTY
Rock opera is the fucking best

>>6883003

Chad is the cutest and the only one I'm vibing with so far. He seems genuine.

>>6883142

You just like him cause you wanna eat his birdpussy

>>6883090
You see which one is better. One always wins over the other.

>>6883111
Well hey, being normal has its perks from the looks of it. I'm sure you'd land a guy easier with a more positive outlook, etc.

Good luck. It sounds like it's gonna be rough.

>>6883111
He's been my favorite since the first AC, him and the male wolves. Chief was my first one, loved that grumpy fuck.

>>6883142
I didn't get too many of them in my village, but yeah, he was a cool guy.

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>>6883142
Is that apollo

Omg you play ac sp :3

I want to start playing again regularly...

>>6883156
>bussy

>>6883171

>sissyhole

>>6883003

>no arabs
>no indians
>no brazilians
>no european guy with UK accent

Totally shit.

>>6883156
Nuh uh. Well maybe.
>>6883168
I haven't for awhile now, but this talk about it is making me wanna make a new town.

>>6883178
>"Come on, anon... lick my BIRD NEST."

>tfw too normie for 4chan

>>6883183
one of the black guys's dad or somethin is brazillian

>>6883211
This general is too cancer for me most days, but I can also kinkpost here. Like this week, bf locked up my dick and made me blow him every day, saying if I impressed him he might let me cum. It was a fun week.

>>6883203

Hot desu

>>6883238
2bh that sounds so vanilla that i feel depressed for breeders who literally just have missionary and that's it

>>6883271
>that's vanilla
Hm
Most of our play hits all the BDSM acronym stuff, ropes, roleplay, etc. i didn't think it was very vanilla; what's actual kink to you?

>>6883240
Right?

>>6883238

>just a week

Pff

Amateurs

>>6883284
tbqh it's become very vanilla
and the stuff i consider not vanilla is well the stuff that breeders haven't latched on to and ruined like diaperplay honestly

>>6883284
getting your neg hole poz'd

Are pearls only for women?

I kind of want a pearl ring, and I have some money to spend...

>>6883334
pozzing is so 2015

>>6883025

Paul wasn't eliminated you fuck.
He was last to receive a tie. Why lie piggy?
He's going to win.

tbqh daddy fetishes are supreme but it's awful if your actual dad is the complete opposite of your type of daddy

>>6882454

Who's this other boy with Kleppe?

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>>6883472
Lol

>>6882318

Did somebody say CHRISTMAS?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s17Venau06wx

>>6883472

Doesn't that make them awful by default because we're gay and our fathers were obviously never around?

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>>6883487
Your voice brings tears to my eyes

>>6881606

http://pastebin.com/206KyfVc

god im getting way into this erp...i wish i was a girl so i can erp all day...i wish i went trans masc is garbage jesus christ man...im having so much fun...i really enjoy making guys cum...

>>6883531

I didn't read all of it
As though I had the time,
But I liked what I did,
Even though it didn't rhyme.

>>6883557
Some of it does but ya its just that kinda straight verse or w/e they call it

thanks

>>6883563

I want to tear up the street with you on our dirtbikes and blast a recording of this verse out of a loudspeaker.

>>6883557
>>6883568
You guys are so nice to me i havent tried in over a year because i havent had the time thank you so much i love ATVs >~<#

>tfw you just wanna be brutally face fucked and dominated
>Tfw grindr is full of old fucks

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>>6883593
>wanting to see what's out there in my area
>make profile and such
>do a bit of browsing and figure "eh, nobody too amazing" maybe one or two are good
>first message is from thugish looking black dude
>delete app

I hate this not-so-gay-earth.

Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half-light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.

>>6883630
jews at the top are deciding a new configuration soon

dont worry, itll get more gay. and for the other boards, it'll be seen as less gay

So how should I go about subtlety telling a guy like him?
>qt Spanish boy came here on a scholarship in my class
>I take first step and introduce myself
>we chat for a little bit but don't get to much by the end of the day.
I can tell he at least wants to be friends, I've been thinking about what to say to him next time I see him. I think he's really cute and wanna try with him, but I don't wanna be too upfront in case he isn't homo and just wants to be friends because he's a lonely foreigner.

>>6883663
Soft

>>6883684
are you that anon who has qt spanish friend in canada?

>>6883684
depending where you are.
and depending on how he is, and how you are.

just play the associate game for a little bit. if it comes to more it comes to more. not much else you can do

>>6883680
I hope it'll mean it's easier to find guys I'm interested in.

>>6883684
I know how you feel, sort of. There's a friend of a friend that's cute, but I don't know how to say it or make any sort of move.

>>6883700
if you're a lot more mature than them morally and ethically it's generally a lot easier to make moves quickly

Overcome gay lust:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BK4oD61g9Rg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgibZxC8v5M

>>6883709
I guess I am technically.

>>6883735
being a cissy doesnt make someone automatically lesser than you.... just saying

>>6883726

If he's so great, why's he such a Sadhguru?

>>6883793
whatever that means

>>6883793

lol sadhguru just means the "true guru" in sanskrit

Him on homosexuality:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjYPPk2WNv4

Hinduism on homosexuality:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDUEVGhUDcs

Where do I order a bf?

>>6883848

https://invisibleboyfriend.com/

>>6883848

http://rentafriend.com/

>>6883890
>it's a real site
Oh god this is so sad...
I kinda want to use it and see if one of them becomes my friend for reals though.

>>6883890

"All prices are negotiable between a friend and a member, fees are $10-$50/hr."

That's cheap if that hour includes sex.
Only seeing 1-5's in my area. Disappointing.

>>6883890
If I had sex with one of these during my renting hours, would it count as prostitution?

>>6883923

No, it's just considered being a legit friend bro.

>>6883890

"My mother is partly blind/deaf and in a Senior Citizen home and I'm 4 hours away. I found a young woman in her 30’s who looks similar to me that I’ve hired to visit my mother twice a week. She talks about current events, plays board games, and is just a young face to keep her mind active. I get to see my mother every other weekend, but its nice to know that there is someone to visit her during the week."

One of the testimonials...:/

>tfw compiling a list of all the people ive erped with
>tfw creating a list of all the characters ive lewded with and role played as


I want to role play as rei and turn fuck the guy who keeps posting her.

>>6884078

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz2opOBqClo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXvxaBYRMLM

is this not the cutest creature ever?

>>6884093
omg i wanna boop waffles o//o
hes soooo cute tho omg...

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Guys I feel amazing and just need to tell somebody
Guy I've been flirting with awkwardly and talking to invited me to his appartment for some drinks
We got in his bed together and started cuddling and toughing and holding one another and it felt like heaven
I decided to be brave and go in for a kiss and we made out A LOT and it was wonderful.

I probably could have had sex but I want my first time to be sober

Previously I was a lossless virgin but now I'm just an ordinary virgin :))))

>>6884130
post picture stud ;]

>>6884130
Kissless not lossless

>>6884143
Of me?

>>6884153
Yes ;)

>>6884155
Seems like aa bad idea honestly but I value your kindness :)

>>6884269

New thread

>>6883876
I really really wish this was free because it sounds really nice