gay general /gaygen/

>>6887586
i would do him, Costanza is a sexy little bear cub

i unironically would date and fuck costanza

hes a super cool guy, and bespectacled manlets are cute

What are your turn offs?

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>>6887626

my main ones:
bad kissing
too hairy pubes (i like hair, but not a fucking penile afro)
deathgrip handjobs
poorly developed brachial anticus and/or trapezius

>>6887586
STELLA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVrU0JNAgqI

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>>6887637
4minutes late

DELETE THIS

>>6887604
>>6887611
Who wouldn't? I mean, sure there's a bit of flab going on with his body, not much of muscle, his hairline's not what it's cut out to be, he wears glasses, is socially awkward, but at the end of the day he's an actually likeable and funny guy.

I dare you to find me a better husbando out of the Seinfeld cast. Oh, that's right, you literally can't.

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>>6887586
CARTWRIGHT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jSYIDCpMqA

>>6887676

idk, i might be okay with Kramer

i bet hes fucking wild in the sack

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>>6887688
but he's racist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoLPLsQbdt0

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>>6887693

you just ruined a fundamental pillar of my selfidentity

how can i ever be comfy watching seinfeld again?

>>6887586
This truly is a Festivus.

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>>6887626
Not white, short and piercings below the face are probably the biggest ones.

Lack of humility, and body hair removal are also pretty bad, sorry Hitty.

>>6887711
Let me understand. You got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?

>>6887720

d-define short

>>6887702
One questions how you could ever be comfy watching seinfeld in the first place

>>6887688
to me, Kramer always seemed straight to the point that I never even thought about him in a sexual situation.

Costanza on the other hand would at least try homosex once to see if he likes it and probably get weirded out if he didn't
>>6887693
>>6887702
>Kramer is racist
sure thing nigger

>>6887626
Personality based:
>Bad listener
>No/few common interests
>Overcompensatingly masculine gym bro
>Flamboyant/feminine/camp
>Too much focus on sex(uality/ual orientation)

Appearance based:
>Twinkish/Femboyish (smooth, skinny, etc.)
>/fit/
>Certain piercings (e.g. bellybutton, taint, nose, anywhere on the ear other than the lobe, etc.)
>Certain tattoos (e.g. ones with faces, ones with words, those tiny, feminine ones, etc.)
>Very short hair

Other:
>Has (or has had) STDs (bar HSV-1 and infections that have been cured that were contracted through rape)
>(Ex-)Slut
>Interested in polyamory/open relationships

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>>6887720

It's ok!
As long as you believe in the magic of the season, we're bros!
L O L

>>6887760

pls define
1) fit
2) slut

thx

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>>6887729
<5'10 is probably the cutoff for me, unless you have possess something to compensate.

>>6887743
Regular scones are better.

>>6887760
>Very short hair
Not a turn off for me at all, but long hair is so much better.

>>6887768
pls dont reply to the autist

he might think he is welcome here

>>6887626
smells bad, mean to service people, complains on an early date, talks too much about himself, too clingy, too passive, doesn't have any interests

I actually fapped to that pic, he's a cute little daddy, his calves drive me crazy.

>>6887768
Fit:
>At the gym all the time
>Counts calories obsessively
>Continuously thinks about their weight, appearance, and dream body
>Refuses to eat any and all junk/moderately unhealthy/comfort food and limits themselves to a diet of whey protein and low-fat health snacks
I used to be like this in the past - I just ended up being miserable for the sake of looking 'good'.

Slut:
>Has (had) casual sex
>Has (had) anonymous sex
>Has (had) group sex
>Has (had) 3+ sexual partners (I'm at an age where that would be counted as a high turnover rate)
>>All of the above excludes any and all cases of rape or molestation

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how do I into gay sex

>>6887818
>Penis
>Butthole
>If you haven't checked STD status thoroughly, condom on penis
>Ensure butthole is clean
>Penis in butthole
>Move penis in and out of butthole
>Orgasm

>>6887774
>Regular scones are better.

You...
I believed in you...
The fuck do you even eat a regular scone?
I mean, I guess it would be ok. Sweet, lemony pie-cornbread. But without blueberries, it is severely lacking still.

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>>6887826
this

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>>6887626
Overly clingy, obsessed with their appearance, smoker/drinker/drug user (in small amounts I wouldn't mind), someone that's indecisive, immature, texts/messages with horrid grammar or too many emotes, anyone that isn't white, no passion in their life.

>>6887835
i only masturbate with a mirror

>>6887835
Got Wiz to play with his bp ages ago. That's the best response I've got.

>>6887835

Only myself.

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>>6887826
I just rub dicks with guys I like

Have I been doing it wrong all these years? Am I even gay?
>>6887829
>The fuck do you even eat a regular scone?
put butter on it and it's ok

>>6887842
gross

>>6887823
It's on the basis of how much I can trust them; I'd never have sex with someone who hasn't been tested for STDs several times and come out clean.
I'm completely monogamous, so I'd only ever have sex within a long-term relationship. I always feel like (ex-)sluts don't really value monogamy in the same way. They see sex as this not-so-important thing and I'd be continuously worried about them not feeling like sex with me is special (thus making the relationship very skewed towards them) or about them cheating on me or leaving me. It's just based on such a huge difference in worldview and our approaches to sex and intimacy; I decided to wait for the right person, and I'd start to ask myself why they didn't (or why they have seen so many people in the past as "the right person"). That's not to say that they're wrong or immoral; we just wouldn't be compatible and I wouldn't be very comfortable with the relationship, no matter how much I tell myself everything is OK.
Of course, since rape/molestation victims didn't consent to the sexual activity, it means that they did not make the choice to be promiscuous or sexually active, so we may still be compatible.

That ended up a lot longer than I intended it to be.

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>>6887829
You put a little jam on them, that's all the flavor they need.

>>6887842
Wiz's bp is among the most sordid things I've seen on the internet.

>>6887847
>I just rub dicks with guys I like
That's also an option - less conventional, but in no way less of a way to have sex.
Plus, you don't need condoms for that... ever...

How do I stop wanting friends and a bf?

I am so busy trying not to feel lonely by spending my entire days on dating sites and apps, and I'm not improving my life.

My life is a mess all around, but I don't want to stop searching for a bf because I feel so lonely...

>>6887854
I got no pleasure out of it besides knowing I could. Like a "I know I can, so why not" type thing.

>>6887857
I don't remember what it looked like, or if I had even seen it. I'm glad for that.

>>6887856
its kind of weird how everything you think about your partner centres around you desu

seems like you just want a mute bodypillow without a personality desu

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rate me please :)

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>>6887862
Get an old man to fuck you. He'll be so happy to see you each time. Literally, anyone over 30.

>>6887875

okay/10

if you have a nice face/personality id fuck you if you dont i wouldnt

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>>6887863
Imagine a melting snowman with ringworm.

>>6887877
If only it was that easy.

I get messages from guys over 45, but most of them are really gross.

Hook ups are weird, and I don't know how to get someone to be my fwb.

>>6887847
>Put butter on it

NO.

>>6887857

Why put jam on it if you could just get a better one with blueberries already inside?

You're wasting your fucking life, Kleppeanon.

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>>6887889
Gross isn't always bad. Get shit face drunk.

>>6887889

FWBs are pretty comfy desu, especially if they like cuddling like mine does

they arent that hard to get

1. hookup with a cute guy (this might be tricky)
2. text him and ask if he wants to do it again sometime
3. youre done

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>>6887906
You have to be brain dead to be gay and want to live past 25.

>>6887882
ouch thanks for being honest

>>6887867
Sorry. I didn't mean for it to come off like that.
I can't explain why promiscuity makes me feel uncomfortable; it just does for some reason.
I also would like him to be able to talk to me for hours on end about something he really enjoys while I listen to him, and to vent to me when he feels sad or angry, and to occasionally make him a breakfast-in-bed fry up just because (not too often though, or it wouldn't be special and he'd die of CHD-related problems in his 30s or 40s), and to watch scary movies together and feel too scared to go to sleep afterwards, and to do lewd, sexy things (once we're ready) to make him feel good, and to go for long walks outdoors while we just talk about whatever, and to just do stuff together (not everything, but lots) just because we enjoy being with each other.

The original anon's question never asked for that, though, so I didn't feel prompted to mention it.

>>6887913

you dont have a bad body

its just completely neutral for me - not a plus or a minus

so whether i found you attractive generally or not would depend on other features or traits

>>6887923
Fuck that I'm old school. Just over 2 years to go.

>>6887920
As someone who is quite depressed and angry, craving emotional and physical contact from someone I feel like I can finally trust in a world of self centred vehemence... I feel like you'd try to lock me in a basement and murder me. Then I'd probably kill myself. Good job.

>>6887927
fair enough. I'd post my face if this weren't 4chan

>>6887910
That picture makes me want to kill myself.

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>>6887932
HOW ABOUT I TAKE OFF THE PANTS AND COME AND KICK YOUR ASS

>>6887860
I was joking, relax friend

I do prefer frotting to buttsex though, the latter just seems dirty and not the hot kind of dirty
>>6887875
rated
>>6887895
Just put the butter on the scones and no one gets hurt

>>6887949
>daddy
I'm still a skeleton. I'm not your daddy.

>>6887930
>pls dont reply to the autist
>seems like you just want a mute bodypillow without a personality desu
>I feel like you'd try to lock me in a basement and murder me. Then I'd probably kill myself.
Fuck; my impaired judgement (thanks to it being so late at night) made me bite, didn't it?
I'd say "well baited, friendo," but honestly, I'm so tired at the moment that it might just be because my brain is currently screaming at me.

>>>/b/ is that way, btw.

>>6887956
No.

Hopefully something will kill me soon.

>>6887901
>hookup with a cute guy (this might be tricky)

I have been asked about hook ups before, but I always decline because I want to get to know people first, and try to be friends first too.

Maybe that's a mistake on my part.

Sex is a big deal too, I could barely fool around with 2 guys before, not sure how people hook up so easily with strangers.

Went 2+ weeks without masturbating.
Masturbated 3 days ago. Such a rush, cum flew everywhere.
Masturbated again today. Cum flew.

I'm only going to masturbate every two weeks now and possibly build it up for a month. It's overall a better experience.

>>6887968
What the fuck are you talking about? I called the autist the kind of guy who has serial killer vibes, are you so tired you're impaired from following a line of conversation? Nigger please.

>>6887982
Tfw no apothecary to buy a good dose of arsenic from

Bring back Victorian times.

>>6888003
Yeah back then it was normal to die young, consumption and whatnot, now it's considered impolite or something.

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>>6887992
You could just edge for a couple hours and get the same result really.

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>>6888054
Prove it.

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>>6888054

>>6888054

>edge for a couple of hours

Some of us have jobs and responsibilities.

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>>6888096
>not having kids and pets in the picture

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>>6888123
>beardless

SP should punish your prostate for your sin.

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>>6888140
So draw beards on them who cares. I tried to find bara bearded daddies with kids and/or pets, but the only ones I could find were sexual not family oriented.

So, deal with it.

>>6888151
>not adopting a twink puppy
baka

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>>6888100
You work 24/7? Wow anon you're such a busy body.
>>6888062
No

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>>6888176
I prefer big dogs, no thanks.

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>>6888151
>only sexual

God damn your treading into some dark shit just to find a bara family pic. Sp should let you bully his prostate to reward you.

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>>6888183
I don't like when you're so cold with me. Hurts my confidence, and puts me in a bad mood.

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>>6888191
I'm personally annoyed that people assume that big bearded muscle bear daddies and young cubs don't want kids or start a family. When ever you see families in the lgbt communities it's either two lipstick lesbians or two average/borderline twinks adopting/having kids. It's like a stereo type within a stereotype.

What is an ideal part time job for someone who can't do anything and has no energy?

>>6888220
telemarketter

As reported by the Telegraph, these are women's top voted maturity failings. How many are you guilty of? How many of you have had partners that do these things?

MEN'S TOP 30 MATURITY FAILINGS
1.Finding their own farts and burps hilarious
2.Eating fast food at 2:00am
3.Playing videogames
4.Driving too fast or 'racing' another car at the lights or on the motorway
5.Sniggering a bit at rude words
6.Driving with loud music
7.Playing practical jokes
8.Trying to beat children at games and sport
9.Staying silent during an argument
10.Not being able to cook simple meals
11.Re-telling the same silly jokes and stories when with the lads
12.Don't like talking about themselves/ having proper conversations
13.Hating books/reading because of short attention span/they're boring
14.Doing crazy dance moves
15.Mum still doing their washing
16.Having their Mum still make them breakfast/any meal
17.Wearing trainers to night clubs
18.Owning a skateboard or BMX
19.Not eating vegetables
20.Changing jobs regularly
21.Getting too excited over stag do's
22.Sometimes trying to do wheelies/stunts on their bike
23.Driving a modified car or one with a loud exhaust/boy racer
24.Showing off about how girls are attracted to them
25.Wearing pyjamas, specifically cartoon pyjamas
26.Using dodgy chat-up lines
27.Showing off about protein shakes/weight-lifting/how much they 'lift'
28.Littering
29.Wearing saggy-crotched jeans
30.Having a cartoon bedspread

>>6888205
>tfw daddybear jupp and papabear sp have cubs in the near future

:3c

>>6888223
>talking to people
>on the phone
I should've mentioned I am terrible at talking to people.

>>6888226

>3.Playing videogames

Fuck women

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>>6888205
>I'm personally annoyed

that's because big bearded muscle bear daddies don't want to adopt. they would rather spend their time eating, going to the gym, getting drunk and fucking. at least the ones i know. if you are a big bearded muscle bear daddy and want to adopt then do it. be the change you want to see instead of whining on a filipino basket-weaving board.

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>>6888228
>filipino basket-weaving board

>>6888240

Forgot to mention

>As she plays Candy Crush/whatever other mobile game on her phone

>>6888240
We both know almost every game released in the last few years has been trash, there's maybe one worth playing every 6 months.

>>6888248

Depends, there's some gems here and there on steam. Rimworld and Obduction are recently released games that are pretty fun. The last big AAA game I really enjoyed was Witcher 3. I have been more on an emulator kick recently though, played five metroid games in a row.

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god fucking dammit long distance relationships are so hard but i love him so much, sometimes i wish i couldve met him later down the line once im settled in

>>6888259
>falling for a LDR
Don't deceive yourself into feeling loved.

>>6888240
>2016
>playing video games past the age of 5
I cringed.

>>6888248
Witcher 3 was released in the last few years. And Undertale.

>>6888267
Oh, so it was an issue only recently. Whew. That's good to know.

>>6888259
Why would you subject yourself to that?

>>6888270
Last few years doesn't excuse every 6 months or so.

In all seriousness I won't date people that play online games obsessively like COD, LoL/DOTA, or WoW.

>>6888243
>>6888227
They're not going to have cubs. They're going to have twink sons.

>>6888355
Because they tend to be massive manchildren with aggression problems.

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>was in closet for years
>so much repression
>fap to thought of getting ass destroyed by big burly men every day
>come out last year, goes well
>meet tall anon on 4chan
>he lets me be my twink self
>meeting him in a week

im so nervous

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>>6888255
>Rimworld

Cute, where at?

>tfw all I want to do is kiss cute guys
I have had a taste, and now I crave more

>>6888362
Mhm. Video games aren't the problem, really, it's more... People partaking in an activity competitively that elicits a bad aspect in their personality.

Being competitive is fine, but not if they turn into a raging shit pile.

>>6888366

Sounds like a guy I met, but not on 4chan.

>>6887826
>condoms
>current year

How are there still faggots who have never heard of Truvada?

>>6888232
they give u a script

>>6888402
>he thinks there's only one std

>>6888402
How are there still faggots who have never heard of herpes or gonorrhea or resistant HIV the slew of other STIs that you can still get while on Truvada?

>>6888396
I guess so. But who am I kidding, I stopped going on dates with guys. Waste of time.

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>>6888402
Truvada Simplex is my drag name.

>>6887835
I used to masturbate to Epsilon's videos fairly frequently until I found out he was bi.

>>6888426

Nigga I ain't bi.

>>6888410
I'm a top and our rates of infection are practically nothing. The way I look at it, the bottom is the one taking on 99.9% of the risks with bareback, so I'm not too worried. HIV/AIDS is the only disease that actually gave me pause and I'm effectively immune to it now. Come at me.

I'm on grindr, and a guy messages me. He's a masc white jock only looking for other white guys.

Here's the thing, I'm latino. My profile says that too.

His race doesn't matter, but I get these types of messages from, blacks, arabs, asians, other latinos, and whites who exclude my race. But think it's okay to message me because I have a "gorgeous" face.

I don't know how to respond to these back handed compliments, so I never do. What should I say to this guy?

>>6888430
???????

>>6888442
underrated post

>>6888442
Enjoy your genital herpes and disease resistant AIDS I guess

>>6888431
I noticed you own a sleeve modeled after a vagina and I heard that you made out with a girl at least once. What's your excuse?

>>6887839
I recently got his picture in ACNL, straight to the satanic basement it goes.

>>6888469

I hardly ever use the penetrable as it is and I've never made out with a girl, dunno where you're getting that information from.

ive seen a lot of new leaf posting and i was wondering if people were hopeful for real new features in the november update?

>>6888458
yikes

>>6888448
>What should I say to this guy?
Tell him you'll agree to fuck him, but only in complete and total darkness so his skin doesn't give you snow blindness.
That or tell him to shove his racist "compliments" up his ass I guess?

>>6888472
The story I heard might have been spurious, but you've admitted to using the vagina. That's enough for me.

>>6888469
>not believing a bottom fag is a bottom fag
Like, no one actually wants this curse, and every other sexual preference is preferable.

>you will never drive an airplane into a building
I just want to kill as many straight people as possible. The less than 2% of gay people in there will, presumably, be put out of their misery.

>>6888474
>>6888569
Yes, it appears to be a money grab abusing the collect-o-thon that is amiibos.
I'd probably buy some of the cards, but you also have to buy a 3ds amiibo adapter, and honestly, that's absolutely fucked up.

I play the game still anyways, perfecting your town and getting animals' nude pics and medals takes a lot of time.

>>6888541
>>6888558
It's easy!
>Have bareback sex until you get AIDS
>Stockpile your blood for years until you have several gallons
>Contaminate the municipal water supply with your blood
>Infect thousands of white heterosexuals with HIV
>Watch as the cure for HIV/AIDS is invented and deployed in less than three months

>>6888595
Meh, mines pretty good. Not finished though. Just need a few more hybrids.
>>6888596
>Contaminate the municipal water supply with your blood
Umm, you can't infect people with aids through drinking water. It'd be better to just find fellow fucked in the head nurse faggots (pretty common) who share your vision, and then get a bunch of people infected with aids to donate blood and then all the nurses can put that blood into vaccines that every baby receives.

>>6888569
they said "especially the amiibo compatibility" and talk about there being other new features
there's also a phone game coming up
the amiibo card DOES add a mobile home park to your town with unused villagers (which i hope includes the islanders from the gamecube one)

>>6888226
Guilty of 6 and 13

>>6888617
>Umm, you can't infect people with aids through drinking water. It'd be better to just find fellow fucked in the head nurse faggots (pretty common) who share your vision, and then get a bunch of people infected with aids to donate blood and then all the nurses can put that blood into vaccines that every baby receives.
Oh, damn. Shows how much I know.

I know 4chan isn't my personal blog but I don't know where else to vent

>Get a message from a no-face on Grindr
>"Wanna meet up?"
>Tell him I want to know more about him
>"You can talk to me, here's my phone number"
>*67 that shit
>He has a thick accent, spends 90% of the call talking about himself and all the frivolous bullshit going on in his life
>When I talk he's all "mmhmm, mmhmm, mmhmm,"
>Tell him I have my reservations, he insists that I need to learn to "go with the flow" and trust my instincts
>My instincts say fuck this
>Try to back out
>He keeps talking about himself
>Casually mentions he's 30
>Wait
>His Grindr profile says 25
>Ask to see a pic
>Reluctantly he sends one
>Holy shit, it's the same guy from a few months back who got pissed at me because I didn't want to go out with him
>Chubby Brazilian neckbeard

Why are the people in my area always creeps?

I'm a straight guy and I have a question

In a homosexual relationship does the dude who fucks the other guy propose when you people get married?

>class group on fb
>somebody makes a random joke about anal sex, NOT involving homosexuality
>gay guy immediately gets defensive and says jokes about anal sex are not funny because homophobia and oppression

Holy fucking shit I'm gonna kill this faggot
I'm feeling such second hand embarrassment right now ugh

He's always trying to cause a scene.

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Party last night was wonderful
I got lots of really nice gifts

>>6888674
>>6888678
It's true. I have some weirdos.

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>>6888692
>implying enough gay people get married for any such convention to be established
>implying we would know that either way
>implying you're straight

>>6888692
>In a homosexual relationship does the dude who fucks the other guy propose when you people get married?
No? That's not even always how it works in hetero relationships since like, the 80s.

By the way the guy who does the fucking is called the top, and the guy who gets fucked is called the bottom, and if you do both you're called vers(atile).
Most guys are vers to some degree. Pure bottoms will tell you everyone is a bottom, and pure tops will tell you everyone is a top, but that's just skewed perception.

>>6888719
I met a gay guy once and I hated him so I don't think I'm gay
He wouldn't shut up about his father too so I think he was a catamite. He was also a mulatto so that means he is really likely to have aids.

>>6888729
>Pure bottoms will tell you everyone is a bottom, and pure tops will tell you everyone is a top, but that's just skewed perception
How does that follow? If they are only one then surely they'd have to find the opposite

>>6888729
>and pure tops will tell you everyone is a top
No, most tops admit that it's a sea of bottoms and they love it... except they usually say bottoms are all annoying and awful and other top guys are better for relationships...
Yet again, the bottoms are hated by everyone.

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>>6888692

>>6888758
ugh I just moved from home to my uni. I was using A4A, in my county there was 80 pages full of tops. I thought that was very little, until I used it for my uni's county. There is only 2 pgs full of tops, and they all have pretty much messaged me.

Northern California has a shit ton of butt ugly guys. I miss san diego, it wasn't hard to find an attractive hung top.

>>6888758
I'd top but I feel self conscious about my penis.

>>6888756
Don't bother trying to understand him. Versfags are known retards.

You gonna post your butt now or what? We have rules for straight dudes who want to hang out with us.

How can I find guys in my area without being raped?

>>6888787
idk, there was a guy I was into, but I never did anything, because he seemed sketchy. Well, I did some internet stealthing and he raped an unconscious guy who was his friend. He pleaded guilty according to the news report.

I guess you should look out for guys who seem too eager and pushy for a meet up

>>6888756
>How does that follow
It's easier to remember the guys who you want to fuck but can't because of their preferred position, just like it's easier to remember all the times something fails or goes wrong, etc. It skews your perception and makes you think that the failures happen more often than they actually do.
There's a word for it, but I can't remember what it's called.

>>6888784
>Versfags are known retards.
What if I'm only vers because I'm submissive to what my partner wants me to do?

>>6888758
>No, most tops admit that it's a sea of bottoms and they love it
t. salty pure bottom speaking to a pure top

>>6888808
confirmation bias?
>>6888807
thanks for adding to the anxiety. I just want local gay friends, you feel

>>6888787
>not wanting to be raped
>>6888812
>expecting bottoms to not be salty ever
Pretty sure we're as hated as non-passing mtfs, how do you expect us to not be salty ever?

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>>6888784
the only girl I've ever had sex with told me that it was ugly
she made a lot of disparaging comments about my body

>>6888808
interesting

>>6888831
Yeah that's pretty gross.

>>6888851
>pozzed
Is that actually real? I find the concept too absurd but /pol/ told me its a major part of the gay lifestyle

serious question

>>6888858
I've been doing that for a couple months now I can squad 200 5x3 now
I;m gonna get yuge

>>6888831
>the only girl I've ever had sex with told me that it was ugly
>she made a lot of disparaging comments about my body
Sounds like a lying and manipulative bitch who is attacking your self-esteem as an abuse tactic.
Your ass is fairly average by even the harshest standards.
If it's any consolation, I've been staring at it for several minutes trying and failing to figure out why anyone would call it ugly.

>>6888890
Your butt doesn't say you can squat 200.

>>6888898
Because it's hairy and somehow flat but also saggy at the same time. It's not the high point of butts. Not even close. Sorry.

>>6888890
>Is that actually real
Outside of an internet community composed of less than 100 individuals worldwide? No.
The bugchaser community is so ridiculously tiny that they move across continents to be near each other. All those infamous screenshots are from more than ten years ago, and have gaps of weeks or even months between posts.

>>6888914
Yeah no, excessively hairy butts are gross. A little fuzz is ok, that's not a little fuzz.

>>6888906
>hairy
This is a good thing unless you're a twink-chasing pedophile.
>and somehow flat but also saggy
Also known as "fairly average" because that's what butts look like when you aren't a 14 year old skeleton, a blubbery hamplanet or a hypermuscular gymbeast.

TFW spent on day thinking about last night
It felt fucking amazing and just right to have hit tongue down my throat and be held by him. We fucked grabbed everything except each other's junk. So.much touching each other's bodies and shit it was amazing. He told me I was a good kisser and that he liked my body which made me feel great because I'm insecure about my body and I never kissed anyone before.

>>6888831
These guys can fuck off them and their high standard bull shit
Youve got a fine as. Not amazing but it's good

>>6888922
THAT'S excessively hairy to you?
So do your neighbors know you're a pedophile, or have you managed to escape justice so far?

>>6888924
>>6888929
>thinks hairy, saggy, and flat are a good thing
>get called a pedo for having standards

typical gaygen

>>6888943
>saggy, and flat are a good thing
No one ever said this. It's possible for something to be neither good nor bad.

As for hairy though, if that guy's nearly bare ass is "excessively hairy" to you, then you're either a pedophile or a pedophile in denial.

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>>6888831
Das an okay butt.

>>6888946
>>6888942
There's a carpet between those hams. It's gross.

>>6888957
I am THIS CLOSE to just dumping my hairy ass folder in this thread until I get banned.

>>6888965
Go wild, but if you like that much fluff, why don't you skip the hassle and just buy a dog?

>>6888976
If you think that much hair is acceptable, you should go back to the 1970s where you belong.

>>6888965
Do it.

>>6888366

Looking forward to it qt ;)

>>6888901
>>6888907
I've only done it once and that was on friday
it was a proud moment for me but not something I can do regularly tbqh

>>6888913
>>6888907
Thats good to know then, thought that was all quite disturbing

>>6888974
>>6888980
>1970s werewolves
I can get behind this idea

>>6889038
... Can this become a moniker instead of just 'bears' to describe people? Hairy muscle hunks that aren't fatties.

>>6889065
You want to call people 'werewolves'? I dunno about that one.

>>6889087
Nobody cares about your opinion you werewolf

>>6889065
People are already called wolves. It's usually just used to refer to slim, athletic-type older guys though.
Werewolves though, will always be a furry thing. They have been since prehistory and will be for the rest of time.

>>6889087
You're the legit kind of werewolf though.

>>6888983

me tooo!!!!!!! ^_^

>>6889120
Get a room... kind of.

>>6889102
>>6889099
I'm a werewolf? The fuck are you nerds on about?

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What video games does gaygen play?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_FKikDWSr0

Really brings me back to my childhood

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>tfw no bf
Wow lads it really does fucking hurt. Crippling loneliness isn't a meme, I was wrong

>>6889186
animal crossing :)
been replaying some rpgs i loved in elementary/middle school. phantom brave is sooo boring.

>>6889272
What?

>>6889234
>that low light
babe... you can't be that hideous, show us a proper pic

>>6889272
I always imagined him slightly balding/receding hairline, with greasy bad skin and jagged yellow teeth that are only emphasised by his incredibly pale sun starved flesh.

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>>6889289
K

>>6889303
He's a 30 year old virgin that lives with his parents and never leaves the house
He's also been posting in these threads for years without ever showing a picture of himself

If he is anything above a 2 I'll be surprised

>>6889335
>living in your parents house and never leaving means you have to be ugly
There's all kinds of reasons for that kind of lifestyle, but physical appearance doesn't factor into any of them.

>>6889300
I saw you posting on r9k yesterday. I'm also from Oregon anon.

>>6889350
Oh hi guy whats up?

>>6889344
Physical appearance is the most common reason why people become anti-social virgins at 30 years of age and never leave the house while simultaneously trying to get attention online without ever needing to show their face. You think anyone attractive would grow up to be living like that? You think it's possible to even be attractive when you stay inside all day never getting exercise?

>>6889300
You're pretty cute. Stop being such a pansy.

>>6889370
Thanks. But still doesn't get you a bf if you're not out and you're also autistic.

>>6889361

Procrastinating from going to bed for work tomorrow. Just thought I'd say hi.

>>6889390
Oh ok. You want to talk or something?

>>6889368
>You think anyone attractive would grow up to be living like that?
Yes, because being attractive doesn't mean you can't be poor, jobless, unable to work due to physical and/or mental disabilities, or otherwise trapped in your parents' house all day every day.
>You think it's possible to even be attractive when you stay inside all day never getting exercise?
Yes. Obviously your body isn't going to be anything great, but you can still be attractive while out of shape because unless you're severely under/overweight, it doesn't affect your face at all.

>>6889385
Gay and autistic? Legit autistic or 4chan autistic?

>>6889405

No I am going to go to bed. Stop browsing r9k and maybe you'll find a boyfriend though~

>>6889415
4chan autistic.

>>6889449
If you're a trip you're autistic by default beb.

>>6889407
We know he was in college with a promising future or something before he "snapped" and tried to attack somebody at like 25. If he got that far in life without ever getting laid it should give you an idea of how attractive he was. Also please give me an example of someone actually attractive who lives in their parents basement browsing the internet all day with no hope for the future.

Also it will effect your face a lot, unhealthy living like that usually causes people to break out in spots or develop greasy skin. You're reaching pretty hard to think this lonely middle aged 4chan virgin with severe Aspergers who never leaves the house or posts his face is gonna look anything above Chris chan tier

>>6889412
But you're no doubt ugly as well, right?

>>6889289
>>6889300
>>6889370
>>6889415
Ok but why is it so hard to be a bottom on here and no guys talk to you unless you're a full on fucking trap.

>>6889480
>implying coonshoes is anything more than another maki persona

>>6889480
>We know he was in college with a promising future or something before he "snapped" and tried to attack somebody at like 25
Gee I sure wonder how he's still a virgin. It couldn't be possibly be related to the issues that makes him snap and attack somebody at the age of 25.

But seriously though I wouldn't be surprised if he was ugly. I'm just saying that him being NEET has nothing to do with how attractive he is.

Oh damn. I'm middle-aged and attacked someone now? This story is going places.

House doesn't have a basement though.

>>6889626
>House doesn't have a basement though
Well not anymore obviously. Where else were you supposed to hide all the bodies?

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>>6888831
have a sad bum bb

>>6889626
Didn't you bite some 16 year olds ear off when he made fun of you for trying to kiss him during his school tour of your college?

>>6889760
lol what.....

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>>6889760

>>6889626
Are you ugly?

>>6889772
He told some story about these high school kids that were visiting his college, one kid jokingly flirted with him then made fun of him for falling for it in front of his friends. Clownshoes snapped and attacked the kid, biting off his ear and eating it. He's never been outside since.

>>6889792
i see
believable

>>6889792
i heard it was because someone posted a video of him abusing a cat that got him in trouble with the police
now he can't show his face in his town because people keep making wild stories about him and giving him shit so he stays at home and relies on his mum to go out and get him stuff

>>6889814
I hear he is the twin brother of Louis XIV and so he is forced into captivity and to wear a mask so he doesn't pose a threat to the legitmacy of the King of France.

>>6889846
Lmao niicce try
You can't deflect from your history of animal abuse that easily

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>bears
>bara
>'daddies'
>masc4masc

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>>6888838
>i'm not into guys but like I am when I pretend to be a girl
Transgender thoughts are so irrational and incomprehensively stupid.

I have no bf.

I want bf.

I would like bf very much.

How do I acquire bf?

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>>6890311
http://www.pride.com/gay/2016/1/06/how-find-love-gay-man-hookup-generation

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>>6890317
>hmmm nice advice
>look at other articles written by Zachary Zane
Ugh
>uses statistics from small sample pooling and claims it as 100% correct about gay men's behaviors and preferences.
Dropped.

why does bottoming feel so fucking good guys

it is absolute ecstasy, nothing comes close

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>>6890354
both topping and bottoming feels great. for me it comes in phases. most of the time I want to top and be balls deep in my bf's ass, but other times I really want his thick cock to shoot his load inside my ass!

>versemasterrace

>>6890328
Cant wait to see jupps meaty tiddies and plump ass again in the gym lockeroom ;)

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>>6890378
lmao, I only go to the gym with SP after work.

>>6890414
Do you spot sp when he squats?

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>>6890421
No, that's gay. I do however give him tips and guidance when I was teaching him to squat.

>why are front squats so damn annoying; back squats is where it's at

Speaking about the gym.

This picture is proof that fat guys should just stay fat. His body is more ruined now than it was as a tub of goo.

>>>/fit/38676083

>>6890432
Fuck, that's some good form.

>>6890445
He can always get surgery on the loose skin.

>>6890452

Most people can't afford that. Look up the prices on it.

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>>6890450
IKR!? When I first saw this webm I was like "wow, that is how you squat" Only problem I have with it though is his neck is bending backwards instead of staying stationary. I wonder if the guy has kinked neck problems when he wakes up in the morning.

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>>6890445
No, post is proof that fat guys should take weightloss slowly. It's great to have ambition to lose body fat, but to lose a vast amount of body fat at a fast rate results in saggy skin that doesn't have enough time to tighten.

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>>6890445
Life is probably still much better for him now, but I do believe fatties are tainted for life and should forever carry around some brand of their failings.

>>6890454
It's meant to be an incredibly nasty procedure too.

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>>6890445
>>6890445

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>6890463
Wiz plz contain yourself

>>6890432
The couple that lifts together stays together.
Klokov a qt btw

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>>6890465

Most guys wouldn't date a dude who's body looked like that.

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>>6890474
that's Klokov?

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>>6890475
True, but personality goes a long way. I would be grossed out by the loose skin, but if he had a bombass personality. Things might be different. Problem is most guys who were fat asses and got skinny and now have nasty loose skin are mentally scared which in turn forces them to have low self esteem and terrible pitiful personalities where they always play the victim and always feel sorry for themselves. Which is quite disgusting desu.

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>>6890480

What do you expect? lol

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>>6890484
being fat and social is extremely different from being fat and anti-social. The latter is recipe for disastrous self-loathing irritable personality. The former is a recipe for successful respectable and pleasant personality.

>>6890476
Yes.
Did you remember to give sp his daily shot of liquid testosterone to his glutes?)

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>>6890490

I honestly would probably turn into a real jerk if i went from fatty to loose skin guy.

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>>6890496
That happens after the gym. Sometimes I wish the gym wasn't so busy when we go. There are times where we are together enjoying the sauna together and I want to do sexual stuff with him or have sex in the shower together, but there's always too many guys coming in and out of the lockers/showers/sauna that SP is afraid of getting caught.

>>6890502
is that because you have a previously bullied childhood causing you to react violently and sometimes bipolar at people around you?

>>6890513

I wasn't bullied as a kid. I was the bully.

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>>6890517
Every bully was bullied first by someone else turning them into a bully themselves.

>>6889431
So you just lack a social life. Get one, you ain't ugly.

Don't need to be out to everyone either if you feel it will cause issues, just the people that need to know, so basically just other homos.

>>6890524

Could have been lashing out because i was molested as a kid i suppose.

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>>6890517
Me too!
Makes me miss school sometimes.

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>>6890528
molestation is a form of bullying

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>>6890529
>people being bullied by a twink

No lol

>>6890532

Then that's it then.

>>6890509
>SP is the scared pup

Dats cute papabear

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>>6890537
It's more likely than you think.

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>>6890546

Maybe mental bullying but i highly doubt it was physical.

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>>6890524
I never understood this. If you know how it feels, why would you go out of your way to put someone else through such misery? If anything that should be a deterrent from being a mean person. Plus there are plenty of bullied people who turned out nice.

I think you just have to naturally be a bad person to bully someone.

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>>6890550
Duh.
But I was taller than most people my age, and played sports.

Don't take your frustrations out on me, Wizzybear.

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>>6890558

Anyone have experiences or opinions on sex-on-premises venues/saunas/bathhouses? It's been like 4 years since I've gotten laid, enough is enough gaynons. Worth it or just depressing and risky?

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Wizzy is my favourite poster and I crush on him a lot

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>>6890568

Fatty fucker pls go.

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>>6890571
Hows about
I stay

>>6890568
chub chaser

>>6890575
He can chase my chub if you know what I mean

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>>6890574

Okay i guess. The funny part is your picture is how i looked when i was a kid. lol

>>6890566
I'd say just depressing and risky.
I've heard you're unlikely to find anything but old, fat guys there (but if that's your thing, you may enjoy it).
Don't expect some sort of intimate sexual experience with one guy there. People at those places pump and dump, and I really mean that when I say it. You'll end up having sex with a fair few people there, probably, and you also probably won't talk to the majority of them or even see their faces. It'll just be in, out, in, out, and leave. If you're prone to feeling used or developing emotional attachments to people with whom you have sex, definitely avoid.
There's also an extremely high HIV and other STD risk. Even using condoms, you have to be aware that some guys can and will purposefully break them if they top you in order to infect you with STDs (it's an actual fetish; I shit you not). Use your own condoms or the ones supplied by the venue (I've heard they always supply them for safety), put the condoms on their penises yourself and guide them to your butt to make sure they aren't sneakily trying to rip them. Also, don't give bjs without condoms either - there are diseases other than HIV out there.

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>>6890583
Thanks for the advice anon. I'm a total top, so monitoring other's condom usage is slightly less of a thing because it'll mostly be situations where only I need to wear one (though feel free to correct me, again I have no SOP experience). Age/size doesn't bother me even if I don't necessarily seek out older/larger in my dating life.

Starting to second think it now though. Still think I should avoid based on this extra info?

>>6890587
Fatmac best Mac <3

>>6890601

Is that you brit?

>>6890601
I'd suggest you avoid until you're part of the popular demographic(horny old men with nothing to live for). If your intention is simply to get laid, find other alternatives. There is always a demand for tops on grindr and other hook up apps/sites that will at least give you more means and time to figure out if you're doing it with someone safe.

>>6890624

Have you topped a bara today?

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>>6890630
no

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>>6890651

Judging from your picture long ago i figured you would be into getting plowed more so than wanting to do the plowing.

>>6890671
Normies have been infesting 4chan for years dude.
/lgbt/ is one of the normiest boards on here too

Have no fear, the ninja here!

Feel 'em like the tingle in your ear from drinkin' ginger beer!

Train a sane brain to an insane train of thought!

On the campaign trail where he came to gain your support!

>>6890630
>Have you topped?
:_;

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>>6890662
I am, but I only really developed the desire to get fucked pretty late, before that I always imagined myself as the top and only thought about fucking someone in the ass and that part of me never entirely went away. The only sexual experience I've had involved being plowed though, and the guy seemed too gross for me to even consider fingering him during a blowjob let alone putting my sausage between his buns.

>>6890725

Well i hope you can find a bara to top. Twink bottoms are a dime a dozen, so don't be one of them. lol

>>6890742
>tfw you're a twink bottom

whatEVER loser

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>>6890753

Someone is triggered.

>>6890763
It feels too good!

I can top if I need to, but jesus receiving is fucking amazing

>>6890772

I know right. I seen some that are hung. I'm glad most don't like my body type because i could never be able to handle a 8+ inch cock from a guy that has something to prove.

Don't we need a new gaygen?

>>6890614
nah

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>>6890700
>me
>normie

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>>6890835
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