/mtfg/ futa general

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fetishism 101

First for:
Awooooooooooooooooooooooooo~

>>6875217
Tfwywn be a hot Futa.

>>6875227
Awoooo!

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>get gendered female over the phone by a complete stranger
>I wasn't even trying
w-what

I'm drunk. Someone talk to me pls

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>>6875217
this op made me laugh

>>6875227
Awooooo~
So today my parents took time out of my busy week to accuse me of spending all my money on whores and cabs.

I have no clue who my parents think I am anymore. Last week I thought they thought I was a neet. Apparently they think I'm my GTA character now.
(Love taking cabs in GTA V idk why its fun)

>>6875232
Good girl <3
Well done <3
>>6875231
WOOF :3

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>>6875227
*snuggles*

I fucking hate being an anxious hypochondriac

>>6875236
Wait, what? Are your parents crazy or something?

Hugg Pally :c
>>6875238
I like snuggling :3

>>6875235
Now we sit back and wait for the qt futas to roll in, right bro?

Guys I want to die. What do??

>>6875248
take a nap

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>>6875246
fuck yes we do bro gonna get all that girl dick

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what's a good recent movie to watch

>>6875250
But when I wake up from naps I still want to die

>>6875258
The reverent

>>6875258
Idk enjoyed The Babadook

>>6875242
Yes. Like... reeeaaaallllyyyy crazy.

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>>6875258
gurren lagann
umm
the vvitch is my new favorite movie if you like edge
>>6875242
ME TOO PUPPY

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hi

this is my kitty

he's my best friend

>>6875261
take another nap

>>6875264
:(
*hugs*

>>6875258
how recent

>>6875267
OH MY GOD
YOUR CAT LOOKS LITERALLY ALMOST EXACTLY LIKE MINE
>>6875265
:D

>>6875256
Heck yes bro
Vicarious living five!

>>6875267
Cute
My ket is my best friend too

>>6875262
>>6875263
>>6875265
ty, the babadook and the witch look good
>>6875274
like past year or so

>tfw dad said he wishes I was just a horny transvestite man in a dress and he could deal with that, but not this
what the fuck

>>6875287
What the fuck? Lol. It's wierd he even makes a distinction. :(

>>6875267
I like that cat

>>6875287
I wish you and your dad were dead

>>6875286
Watch the babadook. It's much better than the witch

Can someone be my Dad, please. I want a new one.

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>>6875300
i like spookie movies so i'll watch both probably

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i wanna be a cute shota that does yaoi things

>>6875286
what kind of movies do you like

>>6875305
Well technically you are. You're life is like 80% Boku no Pico

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>>6875267
my doge

>>6875310
Ur doge looky grumpy af senpai

>>6875310
why's he so suspicious

>>6875300
>>6875286
>the babadook
is that the film with the weird book monster thingy?
I hate that film, ngl
>>6875305
I mean, you are cute. IDK about the shota and yaoi parts tho
>>6875310
CUTE <3

>>6875316
>>6875319
he's mad because he wanted to run around but I told him to sit still

>>6875301
Did your old one poop on your chest? I'll do this. In the shower too, so it's not that bad. I love you son.

hello i am now everyones daddy i have been detransing for 13 hours and am ready for my role as a man in this society

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All these doggos

>>6875308
i wanna yaoi with a cute shota boy ><
>>6875321
i wanna buy the hat from ARSENICXCYANIDE that says shota on it but i dont have the spare monies
>>6875328
>Cute girl wants to be a daddy
um

>>6875306
horror mostly
>>6875321
yea it looks p spookie ngl
>>6875328
take your skittles like a responsible boy

>>6875328
I forgot to take hrt for 36 hours can I be the creepy uncle?

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>>6875258
Not that recent but this is the most recent movie I've seen that I'd truly recommend.

>>6875329
he looks cuddly

>>6875332
I wanna get a MAGA hat :3
>>6875336
It was pretty ehhh
Idk, I mostly just found it a fairly average film but then again I got bored of LOTR so I have weird opinions on films.

>>6875258
the conjuring 2
fucking horrifying

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>be on Yesstyle looking for cute things
>be 178cm/5'10
>see cute skirt
>size L: 40cm
WHY IS THIS ALLOWED?

>>6875343
Those are fun c:
I have one

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Found an owl feather, New wallet, cat.

Hashtag I never installed Instagram, kik, Skype or any of it :l


>>6875337
THE Kayla meme?

>>6875341
wtf is this cfh
lol

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>>6875217
>Are you into futas?
Yup

>>6875341
wtf is this cfh
>>6875343
yeah it's hard to find a decent horror film these days
>>6875344
what if i haven't seen the first one

>>6875353
Black cats are best cats
t. Have tiny house panther

>>6875361
doesnt matter
conjuring 1 wasnt that scary
theyre separate stories

based on real cases too

>>6875297
saaaaame

I have an appointment at a laser place now! Yippee!

>>6875267

this picture was really concerning until I realized it's flipped

I'm probably gonna get a cat just to keep me company while I rot into nothing from never leaving the house and never having friends

>>6875366
please please dont get an animal

>>6875353

hey that's a neat wallet

>>6875366
That cat would die within a week

>>6875368
why? I've had a dog and a cat before.

>>6875356
>>6875361
Rewrite of Snow White with a corrida theme, silent B&W to fit the 1920s setting. And yes, it does have a cross dressing dwarf.

>haven't left my house in months
>have one friend, who I see every few months
>not in college and don't have a job
>in the closet about being trans

Do I qualify as a shut in yet?

>>6875369
Girls don't have wallets

>>6875373
youre gonna puke on it or try to rape it

no animal deserves to have you as an owner
please do not

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>>6875366
That's what I'm doing.

>>6875362
She's at least 12 years old. She had kittens a decade ago at my old house before my entire life unraveled and being Trans mattered.
I have 2 black cats, but one is lazy and loafs around and sometimes goes outside, the other lives upstairs and never leaves unless food. At which point she becomes dominate cat. Otherwise she's skittish, so I named her skittles.

>>6875363
okie
>>6875374
it actually looks kinda interesting ngl
in like an artsy film way

I want mama Carol to breed my holes!

>>6875380
iktf
>>6875375
sure
>>6875374
What is france?

>>6875376

But I have a wallet anon

>>6875376
I have one my dad made for me while he was in rehab

>>6875388
Burn it

>>6875386
Actually, it's a Spanish film.

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>>6875376
Why do all the girls I know use wallets then?

>>6875376
this isnt entirely true
>>6875357
h-hi..

>>6875380
l-lewd~
<3

>>6875401
You must know a bunch of bullnosed bulldykes

That kid who tried to break into my car got attacked by my neighbor.
He tried to break into his car.
My neighbor was less forgiving then I was

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>>6875403
H-hi asl?

>>6875410
50% femme, 50% not.
Girls use what they're comfy with or what's suitable for the situation. I've seen anything from huge purses to wallets carried in a hoodie pocket.

>>6875401
Holy shit you're alive.

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>>6875391

but it was a Christmas gift from my sister and I really like it.

In fact, I think this is the only wallet I've ever owned? I used to just carry shit around in my manly pockets.

>>6875401
Plenty put their money, cards, keys and makeup in a small clutch and stuff said clutch in a larger handbag.

>>6875417
that sounds cool did you see it happen? what was the end result? I went to this place where this car robber got killed a few nights before and found a ton of psychedelic mushrooms.

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Reminder that drakeposter looks like this

>>6875423
aww that's a cute cat

>>6875425
The kid was on the ground bleeding with his arm broken

>>6875421
14/shemale/cali

>>6875431
Sorry too old

>>6875248
The format of 4chan in general gives a small psychological message to kill yourself. The memes and shitposting amplify the psychological message. Feeling suicidal on this site is normal.
There's two things you need to do.
>leave 4chan
>get mental help

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>>6875431
>14
h-hi

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>>6875431
25/m/canada hmu bby

>>6875424
Well yeah, but the fact holds that girls have options.

>>6875422
Yeah, was I supposedly going to die?

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>>6875439
Nah, I used to chat with you on Skype and then you just kind of disappeared out of the blue.

What I'm trying to awkwardly say is I'm happy you're still around, and I might have missed you.

>>6875439
Can you marry a platonic roommate?

how do i go around telling someone whose a year younger than me that i wanna be used and abused by them for their pleasure?
like how is this gonna work?

>>6875449
>isla asking on 4chan how to be a pedophile

>>6875455
It is a fully legal relationship where they live ok?
And where I live too.

>>6875438
mommy can i have mcdonalds for lunch

also my diaps kinda wet desu senpai

>>6875444
Post the gif

>>6875448
Nah, but you can suck their girltinkler. (no homo)

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>>6875444
Yeah, there were a few reasons for that. I kinda was getting frustrated with skype and so made the jump over to discord, but even then wasn't online much because suddenly life got really busy, I moved to a new city n stuff. Been here posting the whole time though.

How's life n stuff?

>>6875448
Yeah, platonically

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QarpuGAykrw

>tfw I'm to tired today to go to the meeting tonight.
Unfortunately I need to go. Show my face so they know I'm still alive. I'm just not sure I have the energy to sit upright in a chair for that long. I don't even like the dinner spot.

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>>6875460
*changes diapie*
fine, get in the car
darn kids..

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>>6875472
What's your discord?

William you need to stop posting in these faggot threads

>>6875449
I could never enjoy being dommed if I had to ask for it. It feels insincere. kinky sex is just too fake and complex for me most times.

>>6875474
What kind of meeting?

>>6875483
Yeah but they say they like it better when there is begging involved so i'd wanna you know
make it better for them

>>6875476
wow, you let your kids eat fast food? you are a bad mother.

and why do your kids still need to wear diapers at their age?

>post in Reddit
>people tell me I pass
>post in 4chan
>people tell me I don't pass

>>6875491
the truth is likely somewhere in between

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>>6875490
i already knew i'd be a terrible parent
kinda made the whole thing easier desu

>>6875469
What if they don't have a gt?

>>6875472
Oh ok
Can you be in love with them and stuff too though

>>6875217
Sass is back, Bitchez and chasers!!!!!

it won't be easy being rid of me!!!! I'm Cancer free Aids free, my liver's well but I can't be tested for Estrogen or T without doctor's orders!!!!!!!

>>6875502
Hi Sass <3

>>6875498
lol, what kind of G doesn't have a GT?
How is that possible?

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>>6875481
elanna#9413
Also, I'm sorta bad at picking out anons, so I should ask. You're vacation anon right?

>>6875498
Yeah, you can platonically romantically love someone.
You just have to remember to say no homo when you tell them you love them.

Tfw am a great father figure and instinctively nurture my niece and nephew like a father because their dad is a cuck. Also I man up in certain situations and I lower my voice when I yell at people. I'm a fucking man ha

>>6875487
Science fiction club I've been a member of for over a decade. I didn't go to any meetings last month, nor the party. I really don't have the energy. I'd be a zombie by the end, then I got to drive home.

>>6875507
:3 How are you today? better?

>>6875490
Lol, why wouldn't you let your kids east fast food as long as they don't only eat fast food?

How else are they going to develop inmunity from food poisoning?

Do you want your child to be the freaky kid who shits on everyone because he's allergic to peanuts?

>>6875496
'sup Kiwi?

>>6875491
Move to reddit or Susan's :3

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>>6875515
yell at me pls
>>6875518
hi sassafrass
hru today?

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Tired of my life

>>6875513
>You're vacation anon right?
Nah.
I've talked to you a few times before, but no one's ever given me an "anon name" afaik.

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>>6875515
>tfw I want to get yelled at by junebug

>>6875515
You aren't a man Juni :<
hugg Juni
>>6875518
kinda? idk really :/
hbu?
<3

>>6875522
you should get some sleep :3

>>6875528
I. Am. Insomniac.

>>6875513
But can you be platonically married and love someone but be like in love with them with this burning ache to give them everything they want in life and soothing in a way that washes over you and heals any lain when you're in their arms?
I'm asking for a friend.... I swear....

>>6875509
It's a birth defect. They're called cisgendereds

>>6875520
>>6875527
I'm fucking happy and I DON'T KNOW WHY BWCAUSE MY LIFE IS STILL SHIT AND I WEIGH 200 POUNDS AND I'M POOR AND HORMONES ARE A MEME AND I SWEAR MY COCK IS BIGGER THAN EVER!!!!!!!!

But I'm really happy :)

>>6875535
hugg Sass <3

>>6875522
I thought you were getting discharged or something

>>6875522
I always wonder about pre transition ppl. Do you get jealous of the passing girls that post here

>>6875546
Turns out paperwork takes forever. Waiting for it to be signed.
>>6875547
Insanely.

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hi everyone
i had dream that i was a man trying to dress up like a girl hahaaahaaaaaa
aaaa
aAA

>>6875554
Sorry =(

>>6875547

I was jealous when Charlotte posted about starting HRT since I had just gotten mine delayed. But usually I'm more impressed.

>>6875555
AAAAAAAAA

>>6875554
good luck

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>>6875535
you just have to try to make the most of what you get out of life, fix what you can and stay focused on goals to keep yourself improving
and maybe make a couple of friends along the way by pretending you're not a train wreck
l-lol everything will be fine*

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>>6875523
Idk I don't think that was ever an official name, I just remember talking to someone who sounded similar to you when they were vacationing at the North Sea

Now I'm curious, what was your skype name?

>>6875530
I'm not sure, I don't have a lot of experience with this.
Just remember to say no homo though, that's what matters.

>>6875258
Sicario

I can't recommend it enough

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8tlEcnrGnU

>>6875517
Tomorrow is going to be hectic... LGBT group meeting in the afternoon, high IQ circle in the evening. And probably drinking at my best friend's then going to a restaurant in between since she's also going to both meetings.

>>6875576
if yr iq is so high why are you a woman?

>>6875576
>going to lgbt meetings

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>>6875581
agp

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>>6875582
are lgbt groups a meme? i was interested in finding one because i'm lonely and clueless

>>6875581
http://youtu.be/TvzarD06Gdo

>>6875596
some are good some are bad

>>6875596
LGBT groups can be nice. Trans groups are best avoided.

Reminder you're all beautiful and I adore you all.

>>6875596
If you can find one for youth or that targets a younger demographic it may not be so bad. Most horror stories I've ever heard are from all ages groups.

>>6875606
<3

why is ember so cute?

has anyone investigated this anomaly?

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>>6875588
!GAY

>>6875604
The people that i hang out with irl now are officially all lgbt
>>6875588
ywn jack off in the shower to my muscular dadbod with new tit attachments while moaning like a little boy

>>6875618
Slander and lies

>>6875606
Love you too :)

>>6875472
Life's been pretty swell. Landed a new job, settling down plans to move myself (hopefully to home, the city I'm from) and getting my life moving after years of delays due to outside circumstances.

I'll add you on Discord, then, since you posted your tag.

>>6875547
>Do you get jealous of the passing girls that post here

IMMENSELY

>>6875296
>Anti-drugs
My feelings on this depend on what way she plans to tackle the problem. If she's planning to do another Nixon then she's lost my vote
>Strongly believes on using referendums to take action on divisive issues.
Oh jesus no...
>>6875208
Neither did I, at least you got some jet-setting and modelling contracts out of it, my childhood was wasted on video games and cycling around town on my own
>You will never be young Syndie
I can't deal with this feel
>>6875214
"War is sweet to those who have never experienced it" - Pindar (c. 522 – c. 443 BC)

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>>6875604
The trans group I go to is good.

>>6875596
Most of them suck
I went to quite a few when I was in a college and one of the topics was about being asexual which I found to be hilarious

>>6875569
As for the other anon, who was wondering where you'd gone off to, I had a name that was all in Japanese characters with a weeb avatar.
I doubt you've got many of those.

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back from the gym

>>6875649
r u /fit/ yet?

>>6875654
nah im hungry skelly

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>>6875610
i want to learn how to be a hon ahead of time. i can be the youngest hon of them all

>>6875657
hey me too
im spooky and scary!

>>6875569
I'll tell her no homo and see how it goes
I mean my friend will >.>

>>6875611
Super qt
>>6875623
Hey now! I didn't exactly say that.

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>tfw a wasp bit me
It didn't sting me
The fucking bug bit me
;_;

Why did I tempt fate by declaring my happiness to the world? WHY?

Jesus only knows what horrid tropicsl diseases I can get from wasp bites

pre-everything

scared to even begin

im 6'3"

ive posted a picture before but want to know if theres a chance for me.

https://unsee
.cc/dotusane/

>>6875661
yea i got on a scale for the first time in a while
ive lost 3 kg tho

>>6875668
HEY GUYS VSAUCE HERE

>>6875668
ofc on the condition i lose weight

>>6875665
Well, I love ya bun-bun anon <3

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>>6875619
!NOTGAY

>>6875629
>>6875647
Yess, I remember you! You span weeb music on internet radio too right? Grats on getting your life moving, it's really a great feeling once it starts. I'll add you on discord.

>>6875658
Better yet, learn the things -not- to do from hons.

>>6875673
Literally no resemblance to vsauce guy gtfo

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if i become a pretty girl will i forget how to enjoy weezer

>>6875668
you have mostly masculine features, how old are you?

>>6875642
Who is this girl?
>>6875668
Meh your face is round which is good. Biggest problem I see is your hairline but that can be fixed with finasteride.
>>6875667
I think I got malaria in Jamaica once. Parents say it wasn't because I lived but all I know is that I was lying on the sofa all day with every bone in my body on fire.

>>6875665
>~<

will someone give me fallout 4 if i send a dick pic?
>>6875669
ive lost a bunch of lbs
idk how many kg but
lemme check
a bit under 60kg :c

I'm turning into a weeb. Should I fight this development or embrace it?

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>>6875682
HEY GUYS, VSAUCE HERE

TODAY WE'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT CHROMOSOMES

ACCORDING TO BIOLOGY, YOURE EITHER BORN AN XY, A MALE, OR AN XX, A FEMALE

BUT WHAT IF I,
-pause-
BECAME A FEMALE?

>>6875690
me to im 58 kg

>>6875684
>how old are you?
22

>>6875686
>Meh your face is round which is good
im not 100% sure if this is from me being pretty fat atm tho

>>6875693
wew thanks lad XDDDDD

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>>6875682
I am that one, yep!
Glad to see you remember me.
N-not like that makes me happy or anything.

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>>6875668

>>6875696
hehe xd

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HEY GUYS VSAUCE HERE

>>6875695
we are the same weight o:

>>6875704
is this like the dvd cover to some cp

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>>6875704
HEY GUYS

DAVE HERE

YOU EVER WONDER HOW TO USE PHOTOSHOP AND STALK YOUR EX AT THE SAME TIME?

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Can i post here too?

>>6875696
Ignore him he's just an asshole
Nah you definetly have no strong jaw.
>>6875700
What program did this? It's actually not bad considering. Anon I think you have a good chance. What will your girl name be?

>>6875679
Thank you, it is nice to hear, I've been in quite a depressed slump recently.
>>6875687
*Pats head*

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HEY GUYS V SAUCE HERE

>>6875708
also could you stop spamming your webms all over /gif/ and ruining my erections

>>6875710
oh, image size is a bit big isn't it..

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>>6875710
only if i can post here

>>6875706
o:
dun dun duuuhh!!

>>6875717
:o

>>6875715
yeah im done with that shit yer boner is saved

>>6875716
no need to be selfconcious about your image size<3 it's beautiful just the way it is

>waiting on security
>make sure you have nothing on you
>the scanner will pick up the smallest scrap of paper
>take your jacket off for me ma'am
>only in tiny tank top no bra
>ready for epic clock
>arms up for me nice and high sweetie
>two seconds until he regrets calling a man that
>scan goes ok, gt too small

Seriously this trans stuff is super easy

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Hey everyone, this is VSAUCE

>>6875722
<3

>>6875712
Awww :c
I wish I could make you feel happy

>>6875717
isla=cutie

>>6875710
swede?

>>6875634
99.99% never gets close to what I did. As I said, i paid a high price for it. I had no friends so I painted and did photography instead. My skills in painting and photography earned me the professional respect that led to that life. Unfortunately I had a nasty childhood. By christmass my 14th year I was afraid to go out of my home and was recovering from my second suicide attempt. I had fresh scars all over my face and body from being beaten up. So, the first January weekend I had painting instruction in NYC scheduled, I packed all that I thought I'd need, left a note for my parents and ran away to NYC.

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tfw nobody wants to buy my nudes anymore because im 18
>>6875719
so am i allowed to toast in this bread?
>>6875718
dun dun DUNNN
>>6875730
hanna is also a pretty girl <3

>>6875711
idk i haven't thought that far ahead yet. Don't really feel like that's the main issue here

>>6875722
based
i was just kidding
i thought you looked good

>>6875727
really makes me think
didnt you scare your girlfriend into not leaving the house

>>6875731
Yeah, how'd ya know?

>>6875737
Blåa ögon, blont hår. pliz. :D

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VSAUCE here

>>6875737
i mean its pretty obvious

Think I'll just go out and pick a fight at a bar

>>6875742
oy vey

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>>6875733
No you

>>6875741
Haha, jag antar det :)

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>>6875746
YOUR HAIR IS SO BEAUTIFUL THOUGH
also rate 4 months of spiro me

>>6875746
kinda odd how you manage to have so many feminine features

>>6875743
I guess :D

>>6875747
Ne men du har typ ett "svenskt" ansikte. Vetifan om jag kan förklara det. :P

>>6875692
just go with the flow

>>6875729
Im sorry pupper, just have a nice day.

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>>6875749
she really is pretty huh?

>>6875733
10/10
would cuddle.

>>6875752
haha, låter bra :)

>>6875746
I like your hair a lot ^^

>>6875754
Nooo, don't go yet
I just want you to know
thanks <3
for being my friend
and trying to cheer everyone up
and being kind
and being nice
<3

You're gonna be a great husband to someone very lucky one day :)

>>6875748
Worst haircut I've ever seen

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Hi everyone VSAUCE here

>>6875723
why do you never wear a bra

>>6875723
You go through security a lot.....
>>6875732
Well at least it made for an interesting story. The majority of my life 2000-2016 has been me sat in front of some screen, I've done absolutely nothing of note with my life.

>>6875570
Thats a scary movie ;_; just watching clips on youtube bothered me too much

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>>6875698
Whoo, my memory still works!
What kind of plans do you have for life now, apart from having a new job?

>>6875746
wow you look so dreamy...

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>>6875748
Daaaaw
Whold ruffle hair/10
Rate 5 months hrt me
>>6875749
I-i do?

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i'm going to taco bell
who wants something?

>>6875773
I want you to get hit by a car on the way there

>>6875765
you made me look like robin

>>6875755
eh
i prefer how you look more
but yeah shes pretty

>>6875772
youve already used up all my compliments
now i think you look like trash

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>>6875771
Hey girl... Wanna be my girlfriend?

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>>6875762
yeah ik its shitty
i was 17
it was a phase
better than this though
>>6875756
ay thanks anonfam
>>6875772
you really have pretty eyes uuu
your hair is much better now though
hrt did good for yuuuu
very good
>>6875777
>prefer how i look
but u said i was an ugly cave troll :(((
>>6875773
yeah i want a diet coke

>>6875773
Quit eating shitty food

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>>6875770
My job is entertaining in it's own right, because selling people liquor is good fun and the people I meet are interesting. First job I've really liked.

As for other plans, I'm hoping to move back home (to Florida) with two other friends from different areas (one from elsewhere in Texas, one from Washington State) and settle down and get back into the college life I've been denied.

I want to get my sweet, radio broadcasting job going sooner rather than later.

>>6875776
it could happen
>>6875784
okiedokie
>>6875785
my dad's still sick and he requested it so w.e
i don't even really like mexican food

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>>6875773
do they still have those mountain dew slushie diabetes drinks? yeah i'll take 2

>>6875789
THANK U
<3

>>6875784
wow its almost like you didnt insult me when you were mad at me either

>>6875789
>Taco Bell
>Mexican
If you want to call it that lmao

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>>6875772
>5 months hrt
>mfw 7 months and look like 50 Cent

>>6875784
Why not cuddle right now?
And your hair is super pretty.

>>6875791
idk what they have i haven't been to taco bell in at least years
>>6875792
if i lived in cali i'd throw pizza parties every weekend tbqh
>>6875794
i knew that would trigger someone that's why i said it

okie cyao

chara abuses animals

>>6875784
Yea thats my hair whenits moist out :/

>tfw you take your sleeping pills halfway through the day because you just want to sleep for 3 months

>>6875794
Tacos are Mexican no?

>>6875305
Hella cute. This Bear would cuddle and break you in half.

>>6875795
its actually really unfortunate how bad you turned out
i would just neck myself honestly

>>6875806
lol yr life is gonna suck even more in a month because of these retarded habits

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>>6875793
ehehehehe
i knowww
lol
im just fucking around cuz i feel great rn
>>6875796
because i wanna cuddle with someone whose in england because i know they would fuck me repeatedly
and they are attractive
teehee
also thanks for calling my hair pretty <3
>>6875800
pizza parties would be fun uuuuu
see ya later kiwiiiii
:D
>>6875801
IM AN ANIMAL!!
WILL SHE ABUSE ME??
i wanna be abused :3
>>6875803
moisture sucks ><
it always makes my hair super shitty and gay :((
>>6875810
would you break me in half and murder me famalam?
i dont wanna do that now though because im high and happy >_<

>>6875816
my life is already pretty shit

>>6875808
Not Taco Bell shit.
It's like calling Olive Garden authentic Italian

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>>6875786
Seems like good work, I'm actually searching for work right now and selling alcohol is actually one that I'm kinda interested in doing.

Big plans though, thinking like a college program for radio broadcasting maybe?

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>>6875686
No idea. Some model Autumn de Wilde chose.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKaaF757mIw

>>6875768
I often wonder what I did to be tortured so much. Then I realize it was nothing I did, but society's intolerance of difference. Since I got out of conversion therapy, I've not had a life. Yeah, I worked at a few places, and did well. Unfortunately I was to fucked up to be able to consistently make it to work. Social life out of work, forget that. Only reason I ended up hanging out with people in the science fiction clubs was my brother's brother-in-law dragged me to a club when I was going to the same university as he was.

I need to go do some farm work. Feed the steers.

>>6875821
yeah well people keep telling you to work on it or end it but you seem to want to make it worse long term for cheap and instant relief short term. Use yr brainz

>>6875817
ooookay ghostie

>>6875821
>>6875806
Hey
Don't take the sleeping pills like that.
I know you are going through a lot
but
taking them like that might be damaging to your body
and, well, it'd be pretty sucky if you ended up in hospital or something due to it :/

Stay strong <3
It'll get better <3

>>6875829
OKAY BOOBOO LA BOOSH
professional shitposter
circlejerk expert
avatarfag extraordinaire

>>6875827
I am working on it, I see a therapist once a week and go to a psych every other week and I'm going to be in group therapy soon which is also once a week, so I'm literally going to have 2 therapists.

>>6875834
i cant believe you said my full name
now that they know my full name they can exorcise me
you fucking idiot

>>6875817
You're high?

Also
*huuuuugs*
Isla a CUTE <3

chara deserved being raped lol

someone buy me fallout for please & thx
>>6875839
IM SORRY HSOOBALAOOBOOB
>>6875841
a little bit yeahhh :3
and thanks carolll <3

>tfw you can't see your main therapist twice a week

>>6875733
Would love to meet you and give Bear hugs.

im looking at pictures of myself when i was 18

fukkk if i had realized i was trans then I would have made a fine girl

>>6875817
Holy HECK your brows look great ;o;

>>6875844
Yah, you seem kinda out of it :3
I hope its fun for you at least ^^

<3
>someone buy me fallout for please & thx
No money rn, sowwy ;~;

>>6875844
thats your full nickname for me now
im filtering you if you dont use it properly

also just fucking pirate it bae todd howard was too cheap for DRM

>tfw have a weird craving for mcdonalds tonight
I haven't eaten there since I was in High School, wtf?

>>6875784
Hanna is cute. You are much more attractive to me.

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>>6875782
Is his dick in that baby? Boo you are sick
>>6875860
>>6875861
Marketing

>>6875761
You're too sweet to me Pupper.

>>6875868
>Marketing
Nope, I haven't seen a commercial from them in awhile :p

>>6875849
i really like hugs
>>6875851
i wish i transed at 14
>>6875853
that was right after i got them done
they are shitty now since i havent gotten them done in a while ;w;
>>6875858
i wouldnt accept it from you
you have more important things to spend money on
also
it is funn
im happy and calm and sleepy
>>6875865
eep thanks anon ><
i wanna be super attractive and i wanna be beautiful some day!!!
>>6875860
okay hsoobalaooboob
but i really wanna get achievements in it :((
>>6875868
i remember hearing him say that
i love martin shkreli
i need my folder of him back

>>6875869
You deserve happiness mr bun-bun anon <3
You're cute like a bunny <3
>>6875860
I'm gonna call you HSOOBALAOOBOOB from now on desu

>>6875817
Not a mass murderer. Just a Big Bear who would keep you quite happy.

>>6875868
really made me think

>>6875872
i really couldnt care less about your achievements

>>6875875
you were supposed to call me daddy

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>>6875872
Here you go

>>6875875
I'll just call it Boob. Shorter and describes that sorry thing pretty well.

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Reminder that drakeposter looks like this

>>6875872
I mean, I should still have money left over
oh well :3
also, that sounds like a pretty good feeling
>>6875879
Its changed now boobaloo :3

>>6875872
You seem pretty super to me right now. As far as some day, in this Bear's opinion I think you already achieved it.

>>6875877
i like hugs
idk though
i wanna service and make someone in england happy lots and lots :3
>>6875879
aww :(
but i like getting them in games hsoobalaooboob
>>6875880
dw ill get it back its on my other computer
>>6875892
still im not beautiful yet
i wanna be beautiful!!!
>>6875888
still i want it from someone who can affor dto throw money around
not somenoe who needs hrt n stuff :(

>>6875824
That's the plan, including getting into college radio.
Thinking of double majoring, spending a semester/year in Japan, who knows.
Life's an adventure.

And you should, it's a very mellow job. What other options have you looked through?
>>6875817
Then a hug shall have to suffice.

>>6875897
Aww...
You're a good person Isla
<3

>>6875887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cunMICmz1nQ

>>6875888
i dont like it

>>6875897
sorry
im not in too jokey of a mood i guess

>>6875897
Been a Dom Bear for years. Sad I'm not in England. I'd really love to show you just how beautiful you are and I'm positive you would be happy to serve this Big Bear

>>6875906
b-but its stuck now Miss Boobaloo

>>6875875
I am not cute like a bunny, bunnies are cute I am not.

>>6875912
Drakeposter 2: Electric Boobaloo

>>6875906
damn nostalgia. Danny phantom was the shit.

>>6875914
You are cute.
You're my favorite bunny <3
*huuuugs*