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dont vote for the most corrupt politician to ever run for president edition

▶ Trans Info Dump: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1d9KKqP9IHa5ZxU84a_Jf0vIoAh7e8nj_lCW27KbYBh0/edit?usp=sharing
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▶ Transition timelines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
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▶ I hate transwomen out of jealousy: https://web.archive.org/web/0000000000000/http://taimapedia.org/index.php?title=Hormones
▶ Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
▶ IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg

prev >>6875217
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>go out and do errands
>see a trip from here
>think about approaching her but don't want to say anything

What should I do?
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hi
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>>6876395
Wait, Nixon is still alive and running for president?
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>>6876405
ask for her autograph
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>>6876356
Smh Senpai
http://www.advocate.com/election/2016/5/18/trumps-lgbt-unfriendly-supreme-court-picks
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I dunno if this is overdressed or a more casual dress
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>BRINGING POLITICS INTO MTFG
FUCK OFF
>>6876389
career politicians shouldn't be presidents.
Too much conflict of interest and bias
>>6876394
hi new amy
>>6876406
hi pookie
teach me how to shota
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>>6876395
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>>6876407
shillary makes Nixon look like a saint
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>>6876413
I don't think it looks overdressed, but you're talking to a girl who hasn't worn sleeves outside of jackets in years. Really hate constricting clothing.
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>>6876401
Some rodents are definitely carnivores and some will eat carrion.
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DOWN WITH TRUMP!

i am now a clinton cruiser
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>>6876407
Watergate has nothing on the standard practice of the US government for the past 15 years.
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>>6876414

do you not like the old amy?
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fucking up but articulate
with a feeble grasp of arithmetic
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NUTRIA

Also Elabba please make coffee for a living it's great and tips are great and the customers are generally nice and at worst a lil snobby.
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>>6876414
career corporate executives shouldn't be presidents.
they are to totalitarian
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how do you fight the urge to do nothing and continue living a comfortable life (in respect to not being judged, shit on, etc.)

i'm striving hard to keep a 4.0 in college and i just keep gaining weight or breaking even and getting older. i have a letter there's just no place to go for help to get hrt. my anxiety is just so bad i can't approach that issue so i just go about doing nothing.
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>>6876414
>career politicians shouldn't be presidents.
>Too much conflict of interest and bias
This sounds like common sense, but it's a lie.

Politicians are accustomed to negotiating and finding a solution that requires everyone to be on board.

CEO's like Trump like to acquire debt to put into shit investments and then declare bankruptcy so that they can continue eating caviar while all the contractors, workers and creditors are screwed out of fair compensation-

Trump has no skill set whatsoever to run a country.
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Daddy is Gonna Make /mtfg/ Great Again
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tfw tons of mountain beavers in my neighborhood

/an/ is too slow and you girls are my friends so deal with these shitposts
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right on time

>>6876330
if this is revy im killing myself
honestly

>>6876353
>have to choose between flirting with grace now or waiting till she hits 30 and going on wacky magic adventures
fuck

>>6876355
i thought you were the weeb anon ?
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name hehe xd
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>>6876445
>TFW born a male and have no beaver of my own.
;_;
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WHOEVER STOLE MY HAIR BRUSH
PLEASE STOP
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>>6876414
o-okie
>>6876448
faggot hehe Xdddddddddddddddddddd
fkdl;fka
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>>6876450
Sorry
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>>6876413
>not exclusive
kill me
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someone hold me please
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being reborn as a cis girl is just one leap away
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>>6876440
I would check with university healthcare. That's what I did when I was in your position and they gave me a script pretty much right away. I've been going to college for 6 years at this point and still have a 4.0 despite it all, so it's definitely possible. It's tough work though.
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>>6876447
whaaaaaaaaaaa?

I don't like chinese cartoons!!!!! I like japanese things, but prefer chinese martial arts and Thai food. ummmmmmm. I never drop my trip.
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>>6876405
who was it?
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>>6876414
isla r8 my apple trart
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>>6876455
exclusive?
>>6876454
GIVE IT BACK
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>>6876445
That thing looks vicious
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>>6876457
I feel very, very small... please hold me...
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>>6876442
>Politicians are accustomed to negotiating and finding a solution that requires everyone to be on board.
Hillary is only focused on her own power and wealth
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>>6876459
>reincarnation
Actually, Jedi and the force make more sense than this hogwash.
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>>6876459
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>>6876452
whos gonna be the spitroastee when me you and kiwi hook up
not it

>>6876462
people in this thread are very careful with the tip i hear

>>6876466
i feel like id be over saturating it if i called you cute
but your face is so adorable it makes me want to die
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>>6876472
i get reborn as a anime jedi girl
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>>6876466
*gib*
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2cemLrzpr4
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>>6876472
I'd still rather believe in reincarnation than heaven.
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>>6876460
i suppose an email couldn't hurt to ask if they deal with transgender patients and what they will do. it just always seems a shitty time, i mean like last weekend my mom and day split for example.

i know i'm just being wishy-washy but i feel like i can never work up the energy to deal with anything. wake up, study, go to class, study, do school work writing, eat shitty food, have freetime trying to not engage my brain, stay up too late doing nothing but still can't manage to get to bed at a decent time, rinse repeat.

anyway thanks for the advice.
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>>6876471
>Hillary is only focused on her own power and wealth
This is a Bernie Bro/Fox News meme

Hillary has served this country and has served this country well. There is no better candidate to succeed president Obama than Hillary Clinton
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>>6876459
>implying you won't be reincarnated as a cis dudebro
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I think I've lost it.

Hi everyone.
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>>6876407
Lol! Nixon is child's play compared to Hillary.
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>>6876435
Yeah that's what I've heard, plus I really love coffee to begin with. I can't think of any job that would make me more of a run of the mill woman in her 20s though.

>>6876471
How is trump not focused on his power and wealth? He can't go 15 minutes without talking about it, and keeps on citing it as a reason as to why he's somehow qualified to run a country.
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>>6876481
Well believe whatever you want but there's literally no real evidence for either
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>>6876481
>not believing your existence is meaningless and that there is literally nothing to look forward to upon death
Tisk tisk, /mtfg/. Tisk tisk indeed.
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>>6876481
>whanting more time in this bleak existance
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>>6876487
I feel exactly the same
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>>6876469
They are actually very docile. They come right up to you. I haven't touched one yet. Maybe i'll attempt to befriend one. Also a group of owls rode alongside me on my night rides this spring. That was epic af.
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>>6876430
not because of something she said.
>>6876442
i never said trump should be president though.
i just dont want bias.
>>6876437
yeah i dont want anybody as president xd
>>6876452
how do i shota right?
>>6876465
it looks really pretty
o:
yumyum
>>6876490
buy kratom and benzos
hi lizzy
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>>6876498
Wouldn't know where to get any of that.
How are you?
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>>6876470
if i was healthy physically id give you a piggy back ride if that isnt weird
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Reminder that drakeposter looks like this
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>>6876488
>Hillary has served this country and has served this country well
oh yeah really well, pushing for the invasion and destabilisation of Libya and Syria, arming 'rebels' which grouped in with ISIS
great service there
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I think I need to scrap the dress outfit for tonight
My panties will not stay tight and thus keep my tuck in place
reeeeeee
>>6876477
>i feel like id be over saturating it if i called you cute
>but your face is so adorable it makes me want to die
Want me to send you some unflattering pics?
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>>6876498
aw thanks
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>>6876487
>wake up, study, go to class, study, do school work writing, eat shitty food, have freetime trying to not engage my brain, stay up too late doing nothing but still can't manage to get to bed at a decent time, rinse repeat.

Yep, that's my life. But yeah, just email them. Worst case scenario they say no. As to your parents splitting and other scenarios stopping you, you could at least get on hrt and keep it secret for awhile if need be. At least get on anti andros. I'd probably shoot myself if I hadn't started as early as I did. Even then, my hand isn't rainbows and roses, but it's livable for certain. At any rate, best of luck, anon. I truly hope the best for you.
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>>6876502
me on the right
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>>6876502
Does he live in the paedoph isles?
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>>6876492
I did it for a bit. Probably averaged 8 shots a day.. I think it raises metabolism.. Also qt's love coffee.
>>6876490
did you ever have it?
>>6876481
both are real
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>>6876477
that one's obvious cmon now
>>6876501
PIGGY BACK
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>>6876495
Exactly it. I like life in all of its ups and downs.
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>>6876478
>Jedi anime girl
this sounds worse than being a hon :p

>>6876481
You're free to choose what you believe in.

>>6876477
>being careful with the tip
Are you flirting with me bby?
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>>6876506
dont ruin my fantasy gracesa

i just hope you have a good time at dinner <3
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>>6876497
Sounds very cool.
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>>6876488
>Clinton got caught doing bad stuff again
Fox News/Bernie Bro meme!

Obama is a terrible President and Clinton was a terrible Secretary of State. Can you shill more?
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So at the call center I work at I'm still training and listening to people's calls. We have to make sure the person we're calling is the correct person in the system. The person that my mentor called was displayed as a feminine first name but the person who answered had a deep voice. My mentor muted himself on the headset for a second, turns to me and jokingly says "this some kinda tranny?". I giggle nervously. The person on the line says they had throat surgery. Remember, voice is important!!!
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>>6876516
how am i supposed to know whether you or kiwi are the bottom

>>6876502
this one is unsettling

>>6876518
naw i dont think so
im very tired and havent sletp
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>>6876521
And you must think gwb was a great president :^)
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>>6876518
Sometimes it feels like that's the only actual choice and everything else is just shit that happens.
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>>6876504
WE'RE GOING TO XDDD TAKE THE XDDD OIL XXD
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>>6876519
Fantasies aren't healthy
You should be aware of how ugly I actually am
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>>6876526
No, but he was better than Obama
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>>6876523
hugg
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>>6876500
im good but
ive been crying a bit
someone said something that made me
really happy but
itsweird
>>6876510
np c:
>>6876516
but how to shota
i need to learn
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>>6876493
There is evidence for both. The extremely artistic interpretations that define them in our culture definitely exaggerate.
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Boo, is there ever a time where you aren't flirting?

>>6876506
You look nice btw. And u I've seen you in motion. You're cute.
>>6876515
I think so. The recent hallucinations are causing me to think I'm going crazy.
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>>6876530
i dont think you truly know what anybody actually looks like until you see them on video/irl honestly
angles make people look 100% different
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>people talking about Hillary Trump like either will be any different
America is a puppet democracy.
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>>6876523
I too work in a call center. Er... did. Actually quit last week after a few years, but yeah. I always got gendered female even without my name or whatnot. Was usually a source of self esteem for certain.
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>>6876534
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OMG

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>6876523
Phone always gave me away back when I was trying to present male. I never managed to reliably sound like a guy. I didn't try that hard, though...
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>>6876536
can i pet her
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>>6876538
its not my fault
you see grace?
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Does anyone know if Watashi still comes here? Hope she's alright. She kinda disappeared as far as I can tell.
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>>6876511
thanks, i'll do that.

i just need to start counting calories too i guess and do my best to keep below that certain amount and then walking around campus all day hopefully i can stop being such a lazy fat ass. i'm sure you know the struggle when you just want food and can't drum up the energy to even cook.
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>>6876548
don't misgender my good boy of a doggo
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>>6876537
I like you
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>>6876517
if life was a person id punch life in the face
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>>6876545
not
an
argument
carl
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>>6876537
What evidence exists? The Bible and other religious stories don't count since they are fiction created by man.
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>>6876556
i thought you said they were a girl
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>>6876552
She left this shit hole for good
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>>6876504
>reading Breibart.com and seeing Fox News.
Yes! and her health is failing!!!!! ITS FAILING!!!!!!!!!

>>6876515
Junebug is best conciler. ILU
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>>6876545
why dont you like daddy trump?
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>>6876553
I watch my weight fairly well, but I'm pretty much a high functioning alcoholic, so I have to be careful on food intake otherwise I'll get fat. Pretty much live off of booze for the most part. I'm fairly intoxicated right now even lol
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>>6876561
no my other doggo is a girl
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>>6876545
hugg ang
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>>6876538
hallucinations are projections. Your mind isn't comfortable being apart of another aspect of yourself so it creates an opposing entity to interact with you. what are you hallucinating?
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>>6876552
I think she last posted a couple months ago
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>>6876515
Sounds like a lot of fun :3
Access to cheap or free coffee might be the death of me though.
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>>6876553
I've don't really think calorie counting is a good idea because I always end up justifying eating a single can of tuna a day.
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>>6876563
>Yes! and her health is failing!!!!! ITS FAILING!!!!!!!!!
her political standings and fuck ups are a matter of public record
you cant change history or the results
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>>6876571
hugg elann
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Well I guess a plain casual outfit doesn't hurt
Plus my jeans help hold my tuck in place
I feel like I need tighter everything down there though or something idk
I gotta order more underwear
>>6876538
>>6876539
awww
well
thanks y'all
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>>6876562
For the best, if you ask me. Does anyone besides you and I show up from way back when? I think I saw Fufu not too long ago actually, now that I think about it.
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>>6876535
Hugg and kissss
>>6876544
I get gendered female all the time
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>>6876574
>>6876565
i just honestly don't know what to do. i try to eat more healthy but usually what happens is being tired and lazy wins out.

i'm more prone to eating more than less desu.
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>>6876566
ok can im sorry can i pet one of your doggos please
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>>6876578
p o s t
v i d e o
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>>6876536
That's good. I'm glad to hear it
But was the crying good crying?
>>6876550
I've Skyped with her, yeah.
>>6876568
Today was a weird old lady in the Halloween store and a bunch of joggers on the way home.
>>6876578
I'm just telling the truth
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>>6876583
What "healthy" eating habits have you tried because not everything works for everyone
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>tfw another sad morning
is it september already?
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>>6876578
i want to be pretty like grace
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>tfw boo doesn't recognize you
it hurts how far the Alzheimer's has taken him
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>>6876578
are you off then
what if i die of boredom
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>>6876574
Calorie counting is okay you just have to pick a reasonable number like 12-1500 and make sure you actually consume that amount.
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>>6876564
Some of the stuff he says is pretty dumb.
Both parties suck this year just like last year.

>>6876567
Hug

>>6876580
Edie, Anna, fufu, sheen are stil here
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>>6876584
yes u may
>>6876586
very confusing but maybe good crying
it made me warm?
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>>6876592
ARE
YOU
REVY

if you are im literally jumping off my roof

>>6876590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk
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>>6876581
Neato.

>>6876583
I just step on a scale all the time and guilt myself into avoiding eating terrible things. Like my day's food so far was 2 turkey sandwiches with no mayo/cheese/anything extra, a can of manderine oranges, and that's about it. Think I had a granola bar for breakfast too. But then here we are and I've had a good 7 or 8 shots of vodka, which is about 450 calories, so it does add up. If I didn't drink so heavily all the time, I bet I'd be an absolute twig.
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mr electricidad triggers my aap

>>6876568
existential mtfg is scary
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>>6876603
you should be jumping off your roof anyway pedo
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>>6876603
i hope you have a trampoline or like a good cushion senpai
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>>6876603
i'm certainly not that upbeat about it
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ATTENTION POSTERS
I HAVE FOUND MY HAIRBRUSH
YOU MAY NOW RESUME NORMAL ACTIVITY
Also god dang
I need a belt
My pants just wanna slide off my butt every time I bend over
Is my butt too big or somethin

>>6876585
video of what
>>6876586
<3
thanks lizzlizz
>>6876591
ezpz just take your e every day and do nothing
>>6876594
nuh, not just yet
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>>6876596
I've tried, I just end up using a series of justifications until I find myself believing that I should be limiting myself to something fucked up. Happens every time.
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>>6876608
youre moodswinging dave
im still on your side though
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>>6876560
Heaven is an obtainable ideal that is the transcendence beyond culture and karma. Alan Watts has this one speech where he talked about these occasions that every being experiences. Occasions when we feel at one with god for an instance. These bring us closer to our idea of god and promote what we already believe rather than change our perception. So an atheist who experiences this feeling of unity will feel that they are god.

Reincarnation is kind of a psychological and metaphysical concept. I mean all matter is reused. Hailey was talking about this stuff actually.. Anyways, it depends on what you deem as soulless. I believe everything has a soul. Brahman is an interesting concept that can help you understand how reincarnation and similar subjects are more realistic.
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>>6876521
>Opinions and not facts
Sure thing bby.
https://soapboxie.com/us-politics/14-Facts-About-The-Obama-Presidency-That-Most-People-Dont-Know
>Thinks"Shill" is an insult
Nothing like grassrooting for Donald Cuck, right?

>>6876527
ummm, I'm going to stop mutiple replies, because I don't know what you're referring to.

>>6876524
Awww poor baby. sass will put you to sleep talking endlessly about stuff and not shutting up.

>>6876534
>W better than Obama
OMG CYBA DRANK ALL THE KOOL AILES!!!!!!!!
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>>6876613
who is dave?
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>>6876611
>video of what
y o u
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>>6876611
brushh grace
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>>6876618
heaven is a place on earth though
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>>6876606
Nah, the vodka's fine. At least it's not beer.
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>>6876611
brushie brushie
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>>6876620
you can't be a paedo if you are only twelve yourself
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girltinklers out for drake t b h
>>6876621
What would I even upload it on
>>6876622
pls do
having my hair brushed is the best feeling ever
>>
>>6876601
That sounds like good crying.
>>6876611
Of course. <3
I'm still an alpha male tho.
>>
>>6876576
Facts are her records are solid, despite Republican's hysteria to always be digging for falsehoods and throwing shit and dirt that doesn't stick on Clinton.
>>
Hi, second try
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>>6876630
>What would I even upload it on
pomf? uguu? here?
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>>6876620
look at that rare image of peanut on the right

>>6876619
do you really do that?
i love girls that can endlessly talk that i can play videogames to or relax

>>6876611
your hair looks much better curly
makes your face look more feminine

>>6876609
REVY
GET OUT OF MY HUGBOX

GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
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>>6876588
just going for more vegetables mostly, i do love kale and spinach so it's not that i dislike the food. i buy chicken breast, beans, that kind of thing. problem is, it's always easier to just pop something in the microwave instead of doing even a easy salad. i've taken to buying the lean cuisine meals for dinner, a tuna packet and maybe like some crackers, and a granola bar for breakfast. but it's on the weekend i binge out with my sister and i do buy the occasional junk food microwavable burgers, etc.

i know the real answer is to try harder and maybe even get to the gym but it feels like an insurmountable wall and like a lot of my problems, i just try to pretend it's not there.

i'm sorry i know no one wants to just hear me whine.

>>6876606
i can never enjoy drinking, i get a killer headache after a single shot. ;_;
>>
>>6876586
ah
well try out looking these up on dreammoods.com?
seems relative to aspects I hate about myself desu.
>>
>>6876633
>Facts are her records are solid
solidly disgusting and self serving
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>>6876625
Beer is pretty gross. I pretty much stick to fruity stuff and vodka. But yeah, vodka is easier on you than other stuff, but it still adds up. They average about 60 calories per shot, so if you have upwards of 10 shots, that's pretty much a meal's worth of calories.
>>
>>6876630
brusssshhhhhh grace :3
>>
>>6876633
>ignores the deleted records
Thanks for Correcting The Record™
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>>6876636
hi
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>>6876577
hugg lauren
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>>6876610
do you remember
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>>6876647
Vodka's what I usually drink, though I do love brandy too.
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>>6876633
>Facts are her records are solid, despite Republican's hysteria
To be fair, no american leader has a "solid record".
The only reason you'd vote for Hilary over Trump is because like Obama, she'll not make any real changes to anything. Trump on the other hand is bound to fuck up something (although I personally believe that he won't change anything either, it's not worth the risk).
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Is it a bad sign that just by sitting in my chair my buttcrack is now exposed
help
why cant my pants just fit normally

>>6876641
>your hair looks much better curly
it still is on this side
i have no idea why one side is and one isnt but
w/e thats how my hair works
>>6876639
uhhmm
mebbe later
>>6876632
>I'm still an alpha male tho.
im still the best
>>6876648
pls brushbrush
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>>6876642
No clue how, but I've yet to even have a hangover yet. I seem to be largely immune to the ill effects unless I drink SUPER heavy, but even then I simply vomit and then am just fine.

>>6876630
Clean your room, young lady.

>>6876600
Huh. Kinda cray to think about. I'm not even sure why I come here. Not like I have much to gain from it. Ah well. Humans do weird things.
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>>6876618
I apologize because I am very tried but it seems you have provided no hard evidence for either
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>>6876623
but, most people think, Great God will come from the sky, take away everything, And make everybody feel high.

But if you know what life is worth, you would look for yours on earth.
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>>6876656
>do you remember
yes they won't let me forget
they play earth wind and fire on our local classic hits station practically every fifth song
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>>6876641
I have to go to work anyways
Have fun though
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You are all awesome and I hope you have a nice day!
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>need to save up $16k
k i l l m e
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>>6876659
Just borrow a belt girl
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>>6876659
>buttcrack is now exposed
it needs to be filled by my penis
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>>6876623
heaven is a state of mind
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>>6876666
im kidding
i didnt know you posted here
what an odd thing
have fun though

>>6876659
its much better like that
thank god for those stupid overly huge anime glasses too

>>6876665
do you not like funk or something buddy?
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>tfw gay crossdressing boy

anyone else here transition bc of a fetish?
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>>6876395
Tough election it's between a woman who you probably shouldn't trust and a man you know you shouldn't trust
>>
>>6876671
i can drop down to 10k as a friends discount if youd like
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>>6876679
show butt
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>>6876679
yeah im violently agp
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>>6876679
im transitioning because I want to be a pretty girl like grace
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>>6876642
I'd cut out the beans, trade the kale for collard, make sure any microwaveable food you get is healthy-ish at least, trade lean cuisine meals for actual meals, switch tuna with a fattier fish like salmon or mackerel. You can snack on nuts. Any time you can elect to have something without a pointless carb do so.
>>
>>6876407
Yes and so is Reagan
>>
>>6876679
i also only associate you with your THICC butt too
>>
>>6876679
hi bae how was your day?
>>
>>6876687
im not transitioning because i'll never be a pretty girl like grace
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>>6876695
>hitting on the korra man
would you say that to sheen once he gets thin?
you disgust and disappoint me
>>
POST FACES!!!

Just curious how much attention this garners.
>>
>>6876645
>Fox news meme
Sure thing bby.

>>6876652
>deleted records.
If she deleted it, it must be because of something bad
This is faulty logic and a a fallacy

>>6876658
No, Trump has a record of going bankrupt 3 times, stiffing contractors and small businesses out of their money, licensing his name to cheap products made on a foreign country, cheating on his then current wife and marrying three times,, etc.

These are facts and not opinions. They are not solid.

>>6876663
There is no proof and there never will be proof.

Science and faith exist in different and unreconcilable planes of existance in the human mind. neither needs the other to exist and neither is exclusive from the other.
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>>6876683
i need to save it up to move to england.
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>>6876663
Ok i'll try to make it purely scientific. It's hard to exclude the inference of the soul.

Heaven is an ideal state of mind.

Reincarnation is a vicarious transition. Honestly I don't really firmly believe in reincarnation. It's impossible to find evidence for. The circle of life is representative of it but for one to believe that the majority of a single ego has been recycled into another being is complex.
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>>6876702
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>>6876704
>it must be because of something bad
for example illegal activities
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>>6876660
Who knows
I come here to be abused

>>6876679
Same
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>>6876702
.
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>>6876711
>Illegal activities
Where is the proof of the illegal activities?
>inb4 FBI IS INFILTRATED AND BOUGHT BY GEORGE SOROS

Your problem is that you confuse facts with beliefs. They are different.
>>
>>6876702
i don't have a picture of my face
all i've got is this stock image that i used to sadpost with
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>>6876707
sure thing ghostie

>>6876701
that wasnt flirting at all
im 100% faithful to my gracefu
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>>6876471
More so trump
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>>6876702
don't hit on me silly boi
>>
>>6876685
me irl

>>6876686
same i revolve my entire life around my kink im really dedicated to it

>>6876687
grace is an anime

>>6876695
what did he mean by this?

>>6876696
hi nice anon it was okay I'm a bit tired bc I stayed up late last night though just woke up from a nap. you?

>>6876702
me irl

>>6876712
iktf
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>>6876702
fuck it why not
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>>6876724
Damn that's an old pic of me
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>>6876702
meh
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>>6876676
>i didnt know you posted here
I
L I T E R A L L Y
told you
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>>6876702
me
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It's been a while since I've seen these posted..
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>>6876725
>I'm a bit tired bc I stayed up late last night
that is really lewd
nm browsing the internets and junk
>>
>>6876731
you L I T E R A L L Y never wanted to flirt with me
so my memory dedicated to you is very limited
>>
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>>6876702
HPD triggered
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>>6876734
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>>6876726
ur soooo cute <3
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Fuck it boy jeans will do for tonight
Nobody will notice or care
My chubby tummy draws more attention, I gotta fix it ;w;
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>>6876739
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>>6876721
no im not kidding
i need to save up that much before i can move there.
>>
>>6876719
It's not a matter of facts vs beliefs because that distinction is a matter of perspective. The greatest ideological battles in history are waged between competing sets of facts in which the people involved just ignore anything that doesn't match theirs.
>>
>>6876740
you spelled "good at taking photos that makes me look the least ugly" wrong
>>
>>6876733
Holy crap Pooks! you look like tori amos
>>
>>6876741
>no boobs
>dad bod
dropped
>>
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>>6876702
(You)
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>>6876742
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>>6876702
once i get some girl pills i'll be a pretty princess i promise
>>
>>6876702
k real face pic

>gay crossdressing boy
>>
>>6876743
ghostie
jesus

>>6876753
are you hindu?
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>>6876702
>>
>>6876753
can you hold me
>>
>>6876737
Don't play me like that bby
I just never wanted to e-date you
>>
>>6876755
wjhat?
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>>6876702
Eternal boymode
>>
>>6876754
post thong sticking out of pants
>>
>>6876759
exactly
how could i store memory for you if i have no hope for nudes
>>
>>6876756
are you the female che guevara
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>>6876702
What a horrible idea. Hope I'm at least a cute boy.
>>
>>6876745
You have no proof or facts and are just resorting to rhetoric.

There is no proof against Hillary Clinton by her accusers. It's literally just angry monkeys throwing shit at her and then accusing her of being dirty and being a shit lover.
>>
>>6876702
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>>6876747
yea that's me
this is me too
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>>6876749
I got some boob at least.
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>>6876702
Haven't done girl mode in over a month but here's me with my recent 3 day no shaving streak.
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>>6876767
Nope, no beard.
>>
>>6876775
Anna?!
>>
>>6876733
Looks kind of like Thom Yorke but no lazy eye
>>
>>6876770
I'm not even the person you were talking to I just disagree with the assertion of fact vs belief when really the whole thing is immaterial.
>>
>>6876765
You never tried to get to know me
>>
pookie pook pook pooker pookie pook!
>>
>>6876774
I don't see it
>>
>>6876736
haha it really wasn't anything lewd but tonifht. . . . same playing lol atm
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>>6876719
youre so cute when youre this deluded
>>
g r a c e b o o b s
>>
>>6876783
show butt
>>
>>6876783
i tried SO HARD to get to know you
i even tried fucking E-MAILING you
>>
>>6876768
>haircoverstheeye.jpg
Hard to tell, yo.

>>6876761
Could be worse. Not sure that hair style fits you though.

>>6876756
literallywut.jpg

>>6876754
Take more grill skittlez

>>6876753
Don't worry, sweetheart. You will be <3

>>6876741
Is a faceless selfie/10

>>6876733
You look like you have a dark secret you are about to reveal.

>>6876730
Totes adorbz

>>6876726
Kinda remind me of a young Kitty from That 70's Show.

>>6876725
hawt

>>6876724
You look way better than the last time I saw you, and I don't think you looked bad then, so congrats or something? I'm bad at this.

>>6876720
Good pic!

>>6876716
Are you crying..?

>>6876710
Now that's just rude.
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>>6876702
Who I really am
Me in boy mode
>>
>>6876779
Lol is this Daniel or Adriana

If it is that's not me juniper is a different person
>>
>>6876794
mommy
>>
>>6876794
'em pouty lips
>>
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>>6876793
I have a reason to cover that eye. Have an older one.
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>>6876793
>literallywut.jpg
there's no point trying to help she wont listen
>>
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>>6876793
You don't like cigar smoke?
>>
>>6876793
Someone posted an old pic of me
>>
>>6876793
I'm definitely not planning on keeping my hair that way, it's just temporary while I grow it out more
>>
>>6876792
I don't recall this
Want to start over?
>>
>>6876793
nope estrogen made me more manly u transitioned male to alpha male
>>
>>6876807
stop doing this
>>
>>6876807
i transitioned*
>>
>>6876781
ohhh sorry about that!!!! lol.
>>
>>6876807
def qt 3.14 potential but you need to slut it up some more
>>
>>6876807
You are a success story
>>
>tfw tranny chow
>>
>>6876812
It's okay. I like you, Sass.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiwhOvIPYHM
>>
Reminder you're all beautiful and I adore you all.
>>
>>6876816
Mail me a slice please
>>
>>6876816
za?
>>
>>6876816
s h a r e
h
a
r
e
>>
>>6876817
Who is sass
>>
>tfw your life is ticking forward like a clock
>>
>>6876780
yes
>>6876793
oh i do
>>
>>6876825
Better than backwards I guess
>>
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>i hate myself i am a man
>"Can I get anything for you, ma'am?"
>okay maybe im just insecure
Idk anymore
>>
>>6876816
a nice tasty plate of regret
>>
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>>6876807
>u transitioned male to alpha male
um... what..? I mean, sure I don't look that great, but sheesh. At least my puppy still loves me..
>>
>>6876819
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ReIH2fglE0
>>
>>6876830
are you and heather related
>>
>>6876828
not really
a clock doesn't run backwards
>>
>>6876830
>Idk anymore
you look like one of those ugly super nerd girls that bath monthly
>>
>>6876794
holy cow what a handsome bf I have <3
>>
>>6876830
cute
>>
>>6876832
I just want to dick you so hard you don't even know
>>
>>6876837
this
maybe more than monthly, but still
>>
>>6876830
You're my future wife Kitten.
>>
>>6876830
Can I make this my phone wallpaper
>>
>>6876797
Yea?

>>6876798
Those lips

>>6876839
Very handsome
>>
>>6876842
Well I do now.. Have at it. Don't tell my boyfriend though.
>>
>>6876835
No
>>6876837
I took a bath last night ;;
>>6876840
Rly?
>>6876845
;___;
>>6876847
Thats the spirit.
>>6876849
You could get better wallpapers tho
>>
>>6876837
Yeah. Sort of what this poster said.

You look like the kind of girl that my mother would point out at Graduation.
"Oh she looks nice why don't you ask her out, anon?"
"That girl looks like she wouldn't have a boyfriend anon!"
>>
>>6876850
i love you mommy
>>
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how faggy do i look in this image?
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>>6876821
K, it's on its way

>>6876822
Nani?

>>6876823
Can't share ;-;

>>6876831
>pizza
>regret
Pick one and -only- one
>>
>>6876858
not really
>>
>>6876855
>"Oh she looks nice why don't you ask her out, anon?"
>"That girl looks like she wouldn't have a boyfriend anon!"
Your mom is right..
>>
>>6876858
can we snuggle
>>
>>6876858
Guess it depends on what you're aiming for. regardless though, that garb is rather atrocious. No offense, of course.
>>
>>6876858
hmm...10 maybe 20%
>>
>>6876856
I love you too
>>
>>6876862
if i had gone to school with you i would have awkwardly tried to ask you out, before freaking out and running through a window
>>
>>6876824
WTF!!!! I won't take this from you anon!!!!!

Don't you know who I am?

I mean I basically -b u i l t- this site from the ground up with Moot!

I give you guys daily fresh OC, funny cringe greentext, I dazzle you with dank memes and I always know when to use stale copypasta and somehow this is not enough for you.

The worst thing is like everybody is literally saying, who the fuck is Sass!

Please votar en mi strawpoll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10446676
>>
>>6876858
be my gf already!
>>
>>6876868
And id stand there in disbelief and then awkwardly accept when i see you in class the next day with a big hug
>>
which trip has the best tasting milk
>>
>>6876878
Angie
>>
>tfw most of your socialisation happens on mtfg
>tfw you see normal people so infrequently that literally everyone passes on here in your eyes
>>
>>6876878
Not me. God knows what sort of awful milk culminates from years of vodka intake...
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>>6876861
so like
this doesn't answer my q
whabout this one
am i faggy enough for you?
>>6876863
uhm are you cute?
are you a person whose my age?
>>6876864
its because its a hair salon
the lady put the thingy on me
>>6876866
wtf
how do i pump up the fag boi levels?
>>6876871
are you cute
are you my age?
>>6876878
me
>>
Idk what to do to move from gross nerdy girl to a cute girl ;_;
>>
>>6876884
idk but cute but i am your age
>>
So my mom basically told my sister that I didn't want to bother with her anymore

what the actual fuck
>>
>>6876878
mommy
>>
>>6876884
Off this board/10
>>
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>>6876878
The one who consumes the most pineapple
>>
>>6876873
>when i see you in class the next day with a big hug
this kills the me
>>
>>6876886
slut it up, and bob your hair
>>
>>6876889
Why would you try to hook up with your sister anyway
>>
>>6876889
hugg
>>
>>6876886
they don't need to be mutually exclusive tbdesu
>>
>>6876884
I want to make you my girlfriend
>>
>>6876884
There's a sort of intensity to this one.
>>
>>6876884
:3
>>
>>6876896
Bob it?
>>6876894
;_;7 im sorry anon
Ill be your weird autistic neet gf in spirit
>>
I look into tomorrow and I see nothing...
so tell me how it feels to be me
I've lost so much I cannot recall my identity
I would die for yesterday not caring where I need to go
reshape relationships back into what I used to know
tomorrow is so far and I no longer want to find a replacement for all these pictures that are lost in my mind
>>
>>6876902
But "appears to bathe once a month" isnt cute...
>>
>its another cute girls collect (You)s episode
>>
>>6876907
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>
>>6876894
No, Im the one to kill, no one touches my Kitten.
>>
>>6876889
carol i hope you get out of there soon.
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>>6876906
>Bob it?
bob short hair style pic related
>>
>>6876909
i didn't say that tho

i think it was exaggeration too
>>
>>6876913
have your fun but i just hope you know nothing serious comes of this
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>>6876916
You can also bobbitt dicks...
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>>6876910
Right?
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>>6876702
u-uh
no bully pre-hrt, i just wanna turn out pretty : <
>>
>>6876913
>>6876920
Who knows. He does have a strong position, just needs money.
>>6876916
Idk do you really think that would look good on me?
>>6876919
Sorry, im really insecure rn so everything is getting to me
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>>6876888
well how am i supposed to cuddle u then?
>>6876891
lol
fukkin nice
>>6876905
hi Linda!!
>>6876903
are you faye from england?
idk relatoinships are scary
>>6876904
intensity?
how so?
is this one intense?
>>
>>6876930
cum to daddy sweety/10
>>
>>6876930
no way
>>
I bet they are wondering where I am right now.
>>
>>6876933
I do think it would look good on you
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>>6876934
Is it post weird down faced photos time?
>>
>>6876934
No, this one isn't intense. It really shows off your eyes though.
>>
>>6876932
oink oink oink . jpg
>>
>>6876929
thanks for the (You)

>>6876930
nice arm hair
>>
sorry jemima
>>
>>6876941
Im scared to get a bob because it would take a while to grow back out if it looks bad ;_;
>>
>>6876940
You should send them a line sometime if you can't gather the energy to drive there...
>>
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remember 2 smile today thread <3
>>6876942
idk i felt like it was really pretty because i had makeup on
mayb
idk
>>6876946
yeah i think its an okay picture of me
its one of the few i dont get upsset when i see
>>
>>6876949
>>>6876930
>nice arm hair
>>file was deleted

kek'd
>>
>>6876954
post another picture of your head and I'll photoshop a bob haircut on it
>>
I hate when my mom and sister try to compare the shaving they do to what I have to do
They dont seem to understand I was born a fucking man and I am not them
>>
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>>6876910
here (you) go, cute anon
>>
>>6876954
Your smile is adorable in this one.
>>
>>6876947
I literally just said no bully and what do you do you gigantic faggot
>>
>>6876959
this is the cutest picture i've seen of you
>>
>>6876959
all my life I have been waitinf for you. All my life I have dreamed of you. Now it's all come true, I love you
>>
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I have pizza and my sister is up my ass woo
>>6876961
Can you use any of the ones i posted earlier? :s
>>
>>6876968
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usuJ9xZs2yQ
>>
>>6876967
Which one?
>>
>>6876975
>my sister is up my ass
wew
uhm
ok
>>
>>6876968
What do you expect? If you're seriously hurt by this go to reddit or something.
>>
>>6876975
Holy shit Kitten that looks like vomit. I need to make you better pizza.
>>
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>>6876970
Thank you Juniper!!
I really hate my smile but others say my smile is pretty
I originally took this pic because someone wanted me to but
Idk if I can ever make a smile that genuine anytime soon
>>6876974
I don't know who you are anon
>>
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Carol's my #1 baby puppy
>>
>>6876975
no it has to be mugshot and/or profile
>>
>>6876967
oh oops, that was meant for >>6876959
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>spend all your time at school whether it be learning/teaching
>go home, get drunk and play high school sim

Sigh... kill me.

>tfw your bf isn't shinji-kun
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>>6876975
FUUUUUCK IM GONNA CUM
>>
>>6876980
Nah shes just
Like, trying to boss me around and being really passive aggressive
Its annoying as heck
>>
>>6876959
ugh you're beautiful and it makes me want to cut off my limbs
sounds like a hugbox comment but asdfasdasfa
>>
>>6876984
ur retarded johnny boy
that is fucking amazing pizza
>>
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Hi, /mtfg/, take a look at this pupper roomate on my bed
His name is Shaemus
Also, hello friends
How's /mtfg/ tonight
>>
>>6876985
yeah it's hard to give a photogenic smile for me too. It takes premeditation. That pic seems a bit forced but yr always cute.
>>
>>6876984
Its tasty a heck
>>
>>6877003
what a cute bluenose
is he purebread
>>
>>6876999
Who the fuck are you? Fight me. Also fuck, stop using my name, why is that so much to ask.
>>
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>>6876980
-sweats-

>>6876975
whats on that pizza
it confuses my eyes

>>6877003
cute puppy
do u have a phone or a camcorder tho
>>
>>6876985
your shining smile lights up the day and sweeps the shadows far away along this journey known as life through darkness cuts and angel's knife. Your brilliant smile is full of light always glowing, ever bright, a lighthouse on the life-long sea, illuminating things to be Had I to choose one smile to view I'd pick the radiant one on you
>>
hi could you add the discord server to the OP please kthankx
https://discord.gg/0jCp5pochww4UBC
-space rainbow but im too lazy to put my trip on
>>
>>6877007
Have you ever had Beggars Pizza? It's my absolute favorite
>>
>>6877015
no, fuck you
>>
>>6877009
then stop posting
>>
>>6877019
ty
>>
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I'm only a man and I do what I can
>>
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>>6877003
Yo!
I also got a pup recently :D

Also I dig your lip piercings and think your adorbz. I'm also drunk though, so who knows.
>>
>>6877031
knotted.com
>>
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>>6876989
aww thank yewwww <3
>>6876997
sorry maeve :(
dont do that
i just
hate myself too though
like
its bdd i think
>>6877004
my smiles will always be partially forced.
its too difficult.
unless im high as fuck like this image
>>6877012
who made this poem?
this thing
nobody would feel thsi way about me tho lol
>>
>>6877018
I have not, no!
>>
>>6877023
I have no idea what I've done to offend you.
>>
>>6877037
Isla, I love you!
>>
>>6877037
I don't believe that. I bet nippon faye makes you smile without any need for force. I hope you find more happiness
>>
>>6877028
B
E
H
A
V
E

you gave up being good when you declared a state of warrrrrrr!
>>
>>6877037
Why were you in the hospital?
>>
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>>6877008

No idea, he belongs to my roomates, i'm just taking care of him while they're away.

>>6877010

I lost my phone, and i'm using my webcam.

>>6877031

He's not my pupper. </3
My pupper is staying with my mom right now because this pupper is big and strong and super energetic and my pupper is tiny and old and sassy.

also thankye~<3
>>
>>6877037
Poetry anon is pretty right. You do have a nice smile, it does perk my mood up somewhat :)
>>
I'm sick of Reddit hugboxing me.
So I decide to post about how I'm not happy with my ffs and all I got was that I look fine/average/normal or that I have bdd because I expected my results to be super model tier (which isn't true).
>>
>>6877046
I like Quid
>>
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>>6877056
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>>6877044
okay well
she does without fail everytime but
still
we haven't skyped in a while so nobody has seen my smile
shes my best friend along with Emma ;w;
>>6877043
Thank you anon!
I think you're lying to me since love isn't real but thnak yuuu
>>6877048
percocet.
had a bit many pills
they had to put me on an iv n stuff to make my liver not die
>>6877054
thank u carol
im glad i can help somehow !!!
i like being useful =w=
>>
>>6877056
Angie, this is either bait, or you seriously underestimate your own looks. I think you look great. Should just quit worrying about it so much. I'm pretty jelly.
>>
>>6877056
PL please
>>
>>6877063
You always help <3
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>>6877051
hi circe, your webbums are much higher quality than they've ever been before
>>
>>6877066
It's not bait.
I seriously am no happy with what ffs did.
I don't like my chin/jaw.

You shouldn't be jealous
>>
>>6877063
I want to hold you in my arms close enought to make you feel what you do to my heart. I want to take your hand and walk you through my dreams, just to show you, just to prove that what I live for is you and me. You're all I need I love you with all my heart and soul. You are and will always be the only one for me.
>>
>>6877077
I hate my chin/jaw too, and I'm too poor to do anything about it. Just be grateful. Though I do think the university is going to pay for SRS, which is cool.
>>
>>6877060
I.like ember ^^

We might be visiting you soon actually

I want to see Chicago again anyway and take her to a couple of the restaurants and museums, so we might drive up there after she visits, and then she'll drive back from there and I'll take a train back to ohio.
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>>6877080
thanks for the poetry anon
c:
>>6877069
np <3
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>>6877084
I paid money to get it fixed and still nothing.
The forehead and lips are fine but the rest...
>>
>>6877075

I got better at it

>>6877092

Pupper <3

>>6877097

angie, take a break from being cute for like a second and come kiss me
>>
>>6877097
YIKES
>>
>>6877097
Yeah, no part of that looks even remotely masculine.

Honestly though, I'm probably the wrong person to ask. I'm pretty content with where things are at for me. I have a super cool /pol/ boyfriend, never been misgendered, etc. I think I've gotten far enough that if things stopped now and I couldn't get any further, I'd be content. Wouldn't be perfect, but eh, that's what vodka is for.
>>
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>>6877037
It's pretty normal for smiles to be forced. >>6877092
That's a beautiful dog
>>
>she's embarrassed about her music taste and refuses to tell me what she listens to for months
>finally listens to music w/me
>almost every song is a favorite of mine
>>
>>6877100
What do you use to make webm's by chance?
>>
>>6877107
>>
>>6877110
She has no preferences, and was stalling until she had conducted enough recon.
>>
>>6877110
That's too cute.
>>
I have successfully accepted every valid discord invite that has been posted on /lgbt/ since the archive starts
I'm already banned from a few of them though
>>
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>>6877114
>>
>>6877100
Come here

>>6877103
Yeah my jaw sucks

>>6877104
My jaw is still pretty square and it bothers me.
I just wish it was round.
Yeah I don't get misgendered but I think it's because of boobs and long hair
>>
>>6877100
i have best pupper
>>6877109
apparently my real smiles are pretty but
its just
its hard to get them out of me
you have to be super super special to me
but yeah my bupper boy is beautiful
>>
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>>6877121
>>
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>>6877121
>>
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>>6877129
>>
>>6877085
Awesome! Keep me informed :)
>>
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>>6877134
>>
>>6877117
Haha that's what I thought, but she didn't have any way to find out. My last.fm doesn't have a username she knows, and it wasn't any of the songs I shitpost about on here. the other songs were good stuff too, i was kind of exaggerating about "every song". about 50-60% were bands i really liked

actually it was very cliche music tastes for girls i fall for
>purity ring
>caravan palace
pls girl, pls

>>6877118
right x3

why do you think boo froths at the mouth when he thinks of me lol

>>6877135
Will do :D It would be awesome

She's NEVER HAD RUSSIAN FOOD to her memory like wtf

so I want to take her to Russian Tea Time next to the institute of art because to my recollection that place was soooo good

>>6877118
RIght? :3
>>
>>6877130
I miss moko :(
>>
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>>6877114
>not the beautiful pompodeur
>>
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>>6877138
>>
>>6877124
Real smiles are like snowflakes: beautiful, unique, and, most of all, transient
>>
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>>6877143
You're Still ugly

>>6877145
>>
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>>6877075
CHESKA
>>
>>6877149
>thinking i'm rawr
don't be a dumb nigger anon, i just think that pompadeur edit is hilarious
>>
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>>6877111

Pretty simple.

>>6877122

</3
>>
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>>6877149


>>6877151
You Are Ugly
>>
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>>6877146
only some people who skype me get to see it
>>
>>6877150
GLASSES, i burned out on PoE so i'm back to shitposting everywhere again mostly /tv/ still
>>
>>6877152
<3

>>6877156
I don't get this obsession with Michelle
>>
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>>6877156
>>
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>>6877158
sweet, let's rule the thread together
>>
I'm awake now
Please please, hold your applause
Hi everyone
>>
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>>6877159
Nice samefag

>>6877160
>>
>>6877157
I wish I could see it some day but the likelihood is pretty much nonexistent.
>>
>>6877150
that image ;=;

>>6877157
step 1: begin skyping isla
step 2: become "some people"

ok, i can do this. *psychs myself up*
>>
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>>6877165
What?
>>
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>>6877165
>>
>>6877164
<3
How are you???
*huuuuugs*
>>
>>6877170
I'm doing alright
>>
>>6877140
RIP
>>
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>>6877169
>>
>>6877163
i don't wanna rule anything :c
>>
>>6877172
Gooood <3
*huuuugs*
>>
>>6877164
morning snickers
>>6877166
yeah its rare.
really really rare that i skype people.
ive only skyped heather emma and faye in the past like
month
>>6877167
maybe idk its rare i actually vid chat with people
>>
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>>6877175
Too bad, I'm power hungry, go forth and conquer land for me so I can rullllllleeeeeeeee
>>
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>changing jets
Nope
>Changing jets
almost
>Change one more
Yup.
>High as shit on petrol fumes
>Headache so I nap on the garage floor with strangers walking down the street gawking at me.
I keep dumping small lumps of money into this thing to make it faster... But I've nowhere to ride
So fucking cathartic

How is mtfg
>>
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ayy what's up senpaitachi?
>>
>>6877178
It's made even less likely by the fact that I rarely skype people either. I haven't used skype in over a year and a half probably more like two
>>
>>6877180
arent you at work
>>
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>>6877184
Bored
>>
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>>6877186
I was at dinner with my family, silly
I stopped by work on the way home tho and got a shake and picked up some training materials for my promotion
>>
>>6877178
i was joking, i know i'll never obtain an isla smile

2 rare
>>
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>>6877158
you must feel pretty stupid now that kiwi is prettier than sophie
I guess you really were holding kiwi back
>>
>>6877180
You will rule only rubble and corpses, you monster
>>
>tfw woken up by a call.
>>
>>6877184
heya fampai
>>6877185
ahh.
well thats a helluva long time
>>6877190
who knows maybe someone will take a pic of me smiling
>>
>>6877165
wow rude
>>
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>>6877195
So be it, rebel.
>>
>>6877180
Hilary?
>>
>>6877178
Not really morning I'm just awake now >>
Hi isla
>>
>>6877196
I hate that shit.
>>
>>6877200
What's up?

>>6877187
same
>>
>>6877201
>>6877193
I meant this

how do 4chan
>>
>>6877189
thats because im psychic see grace
now you must be proud of me
>>
>>6877205
well whenever you wake up its morning
thats how i see it
its your morning
>>6877208
nothing really.
Still distressed over something someone said to me.
Do i have u on discord?
if not add me if u use it
Isla#9989
>>
>>6877201
>>6877210
yet true
I wonder if cheska is cheating on you yet
>>
>>6877180
i can conquer the PoE subreddit i think? actually i don't think i can control the wild pure autism that is the baby of /vg/ and le reddit

also what was for dinner?
>>
>>6877210
This is why I hate this place
>>
>>6877211
Yes, I'm proud of lil boo~
>>6877213
Welcome
>>
>>6877213
suck my dick.
>>
>>6877214
no i lock her up before I leave for work duh
>>
>>6877200
If I was ever going to skype anyone here I'd want it to be you
>>
>>6877202
Your majesty
>>
>>6877215
DEEP DISH
>>
>>6877215
Gimme all ur exalts
NOW
>>6877213
well yah look at all the trips ROFL
>>
>>6877221
Im so happy
>>
>>6877233
the carbonite is gone
>>
>>6877212
okkk
>>
>>6877213
That's why I come here.
>>
>>6877227
what toppings?

>>6877229
i have a lot now, i just sold another one of the mirrors i got from emperor's luck
funny enough, they are just rotting because im trying to get the portal in essence league
>>
>>6877240
Sausage and green pepper
>>
>>6877240
u have mirror in league already???
I shud play again
I liked doing races
funfun
>>
im high
>>
>>6877224
well thats sweet anon
>>6877237
^^
>>
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