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Hapenis

>>6659667
heavy

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xFhRxg061g

This song is literally me all memes aside tbqh all memes away tbqh...tho tbt...

Oh baby, time to depression this shit up.

There's no hope in things working out. May as well waste your time posting stupid shit.

>>6659683

I wanna taste his pits after he gets back from the gym desu

>>6659709
thanks for reminding me to shower

>>6659709
tru

Do any of you feel like you've already sort of died? When I was 17, a few weeks before turning 18, I accepted that my good years were either over or ending (your 20s are your last roar before you start fading) and I've been in a sort of slow ego death state since then.

>>6659743
i think i actually died when i was like 10 and quantum suicide is a real thing

I want to fuck my friend's dad

>>6659743
Don't believe that crap about life getting worse as you get older and the good years being gone forever, old people say their best years were the older years.

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>>6659667
je t'aime/I-love-you

Once the first avowal has been made, "I love you" has no meaning whatever; it merely repeats in an enigmatic mode - so blank does it appear - the old message (which may not have been transmitted in these words). I repeat it exclusive of any pertinence; it comes out of the
language, it divagates - where?
I could not decompose the expression without laughing. Then there would be "me" on one side, "you" on the other, and in between a joint of reasonable (i.e., lexical) affection. Anyone can feel how much such a decomposition, though conforming to linguistic theory, would disfigure what is flung out in a single impulse. To love does not exist in the infinitive (except by a metalinguistic artifice): the subject and the object come to the word even as it is uttered, and I-love-you must be understood (and read here) in the Hungarian fashion, for instance, for
Hungarian uses a single word, szeretlek, as if French, renouncing its splendid analytical quality, were an agglutinative language (and it is, indeed, agglutination which is in question here) . This clump is shattered by the slightest
syntactical alteration; it is, so to speak, beyond syntax and yields itself to no structural transformation; it has no equivalent among its substitutes, whose combination might nonetheless produce the same meaning; I can say I-love-you for days on end without perhaps ever being able to proceed to "I love her": I resist making the other pass through a syntax, a predication, a language (the sole Assumption
of I-love-you is to apostrophize it, to give it the
expansion of a first name: Ariadne, I love you, Dionysus says) .
2. I-love-you has no usages. Like a child's word, it enters into no social constraint; it can be a sublime, solemn, trivial word, it can be an erotic, pornographic word. It is a socially irresponsible word.

>>6659761
what's stopping you
step your pussy up

>>6659759
what's quantum suicide

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>>6659771
http://science.howstuffworks.com/innovation/science-questions/quantum-suicide.htm

>>6659784
This is how I love forever

>>6659761
All middle-aged dads want younger guy or girl lusting them. As his wife isn't into sex anymore he becomes easy prey.

>>6659784
wat

>>6659808
i feel like they aren't prey so much as desperate predators, if grindr is any indication

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Who else feels sad and unhappy ?

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>>6659817
>wat
You have a near death experience. You live.
There's a timeline where you died in that same exact experience, but your consciousness split to the one where you lived.

This will keep going presumably until you live forever or until you get to the end of your rope and die for real.

There's probably at least 4 different instances in my life where I can 99.9% be certain this kind of "split" could have happened and I'm fucking dead in an alternate universe.

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Life feels poointless; school and work feel pointless; i don't think I will ever be happy bf or no bf.

>>6659743
My teens were abysmal, and my early 20s were weird and pointless if fun. My life's been constantly improving since my mid 20s.
You realise you're so young that you don't have a frame of reference, right?

>>6659834
Ayyyy. I like the bit where I'm worthless and there's no hope for the future.

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>>6659857

Why do you feel that way ?

>>6659759
I don't understand the point of the quantum suicide thought experiment.

>>6659763
People can say (and even believe) whatever they want, but that doesn't make it true. As you get older, the amount of people you know/have the possibility of knowing gets smaller, your body starts failing you, your mind starts failing you, you have less free time (until you retire), you stop being sexually attractive, etc, etc

>>6659853
I'll rephrase then: Your good years might not've been over, but your potentially best years are.

I didn't tell you my age.

>>6659862
Because I'm worthless and there's no hope for the future. Duh.

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>>6659871

I don't know if thats true. You can probably improve i don't think i can.

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>>6659882
you can improve by saving non pixelated images like a regular human person

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>>6659886

Actually I go out of my way to make my images pixelated. Can you tell what they are ? Does it bother you ?

>>6659894
Is that adsf.gif one those two characters from Evangelionstaring angrily at Captain Falcon who is having a glass of water?

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>>6659908

This is the original.

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>>6659894
why would you do this

>>6659908

The adsf.gif is from eva yeah

>>6659920
Presumably that isn't Captain Falcon in the middle then though. I don't remember that episode.

College freshman looking to join a club. What do LGBT+ organizations even do? Should I join?

>>6659743
I feel like I never actually lived and my still existing is a constant mistake. Still waiting for my life to start, but then I realise it started and this is it and this is all it will ever be. It doesn't get better or worse. It just continues boring and mediocre, and that's all I'll ever be and all I'll ever know.

Wonder if Grindr can find me a suicide pact

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>>6659919

I think it looks kind of cool

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>>6659950
stop

>>6659941
>College freshman looking to join a club. What do LGBT+ organizations even do? Should I join?
the one here in theory helps organizes events. i've been there once or twice and it seems to be people mostly sitting around and eating pizza while browsing their phones for an hour once a week.

Who else /angry/ here?

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>>6659959
You're really amazing

>get notification
>its from facebook
>"find friends"
damn

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>>6659965
im angry about no bf

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>>6659958

No

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>>6659943
The best way to kill yourself is by living 50 or so years, mind you.

>>6659979
I'm sad about that, but mostly angry at other shit.

Can we be angry together, you and me, across this desolate, dreary sea(ries of tubes)?

>>6659743
>18 and under
>your "good years"
l m f a o senpai those were the worst years of my fucking life
it's only up up and up from here so far

>>6660010
yeah but if you want to be a twink, anything past 18 is sketchy

>>6659965
me

I'm angry about a relatively small genetic defect and seeing people that don't have it. I've been reassured countless times that it doesn't impact my appearance, but I "know" it's not true. My certainty of this/the extent to which it affects me are eventually going to drive me to psychosis, but I feel dumb seeing a psychologist about it, especially because I know that wouldn't fix the underlying issue.

I'm a very angry person

>>6660016
anyone with an ounce of intelligence could foresee that being a twink as shortlived and would be aspiring to be something different when the time came

>>6660010
Read what I said in >>6659867. They might not have been your best years, ok, but they were the years that had the potential to be the best.

>>6660027
obvs
but most twinks don't really have that capability so

>>6660030
Saying it a second time doesn't mean it suddenly makes sense.

>>6660030
every year of your life has the 'potential' to be the best
i don't know why you're so hung-up on aging past 18, it's actually quite a foreign idea to me as my childhood was complete shit
guys that take care of themselves and exercise/eat-healthy look great well into their 40's-50's

>>6660043
I can understand not understanding when I said it the first time because the grammar was off, but the second time is clear. You might have had better years after being 18 than before being 18, but regardless of that, the years < 18 are still the ones during which you have the most potential (opportunities) and thus are your potentially best years.

>>6659985
Life is boring and shitty. That image just follows the same example, it's so meaningless and empty that all anyone can ever do with it is search and suffer. Happiness isn't even a real thing, the closest thing to the concept is momentary satisfaction and pleasure that is best experienced in memory as your brain lies to itself to motivate you to keep going towards the unachievable goal of fulfilment.

No amount of sex, food, or material possession will ever make you happy. Most rich people just become despondent and depressed because human nature is about working to achieve rather than achieving. It all gets boring eventually, and it's not that any of it IS boring, it's just what we as human beings will always inevitably think.

Why bother suffering if there is nothing here for you? Why wait 50 years? It doesn't get better. It doesn't change. I've experienced enough to be tired already, if someone else wants to live that long let them but it's idealistic and naive to expect it from everyone else. Societies obsession with preserving life like its a precious commodity that we ourselves don't own is sickening, an outdated quasi-religious ideal that shouldn't be forced upon other people. Voluntary euthanasia should be legal. The world would be better off if those of us who wanted to kill ourselves could do so painlessly and with support. No more rubbish littering society, and plenty of free organs for those who fight to live. What's not to like?

>>6660054
when you turn 18 is actually when most of the opportunity in life first opens up for you

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>tfw virgin
>tfw finally start dating guy you've liked for ages
>tfw you may or may not have stretched the truth about the extent of your sexual experience
>tfw you're comfortable talking lewd, being graphic and generally talking about what you want
>tfw you've started doing more than just making out
>tfw you realize you have no idea what you're doing
>tfw you talk big but when it comes down to it, that's all you are

Suicide when

>>6660074
I disagree. You might have more independence, be it financial, social, or whatever, and you might even finally be studying whatever you dreamed of at university, but that's the last bit of good you'll have before your life goes to shit. It's a downhill path.

>>6660097
please explain what you're talking about
like what could you do at 15-17 that you couldn't do at 18-20 and beyond that you're so hungup on

>>6660022
Just out of curiosity, what is it?
I can definitely empathize with genetic defects.

>>6660090
just suck his dick, let him fuck you(or you fuck him), and get it over with you faggot.

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>Temp at a small company that's okay money but not really want i want to do
>browse job boards
>perfect job for me that's hiring that's only a little bit less money but it's a lot more diverse in job roles and closer to what I want to do
>I can't get out of the contract for another month

don't be a temp

>>6660090
this is what all virgin's do
they build sex up to be this big huge deal and worry about it and have way too many expectations for what should/shouldn't happen
just get laid so you can relax and be more realistic it will help you so much

>>6660115
I'd dox myself if I said what it is, sorry anon

>>6660121
But I'm really fucking nervous. Like I said, I actually have no idea what I'm doing. I've done some reading on the internet, but I feel like theory and practice are two different things. What if I suck? What if he doesn't like it?

I'm not even sure who's going to be on the top or bottom yet. Fuuuucccckkkk

>>6660138
You're thinking so much about it. Stop it you dumb shit, sex is one of the few things in life that comes naturally to you (even if, looking back on it later, the first times were shit). Just enjoy the experience.

jfc, fucking virgins

>>6660138
you are worrying over nothing, just let him lead you and you will have fun.

>>6660135
'S all cool
I'm sure it's not as bad as you make it out to be.

>>6660138
the only thing that will cure your anxiety is getting laid

>>6660022
i wholeheartedly relate, to basically everything you said

>>6660130
I mean the act itself isn't a huge deal I guess, but I just don't want to suck at it. Especially since I think I might have given off an entirely different vibe. I think he thinks I'm more experienced than I actually am.

>>6660152
I mean logically I know that. And I know the first few times aren't going to be great because you're still figuring out what the other person likes. But he's inexperienced too so I don't want him to have a shitty time. Especially since I ran my mouth so much to begin with.

>>6660161
He doesn't really know what he's doing either, though. It's the blind leading the blind.

>>6660166
I'd probably feel better if at least one of us knew what we were doing. I just don't want to disappoint him.

>>6659867
>>6660054
>As you get older, the amount of people you know/have the possibility of knowing gets smaller
I moved from the midwest to NYC. Not only do I meet more people, they're more interesting people.
>your body starts failing you
JFC so? I can't drink like a 16 year old girl at a frat party any more, but I'm not decrepit. You can stay in shape well into your 60s.
>your mind starts failing you
Likewise
>you have less free time (until you retire)
Yeah but when I was 18 my free time was mostly spent hanging out with a couple of kinda-friends in a mall. Now I'm working and living in NYC I can have fun with my spare time, and I find my job rewarding.
>you stop being sexually attractive
I've grown into my looks.
How old ARE you, anon? I think my years post-18 have had way more opportunities and potential for happiness. I am so glad I am not still a teenager.

>>6660207
If he doesn't know what he's doing either, then he won't know if it was bad!
Seriously your first time will invariably be awful and awkward, that's life. Just get it over with, and then try a few more times and you'll start finding stuff you like.

So I went to the beach this weekend with a guy I was talking to, and h made a really big deal about not wanting to wear a condom. Is that as big a red flag as I'm thinking it is?

>>6660207
just have fun man.

>>6660207
Nigga just be honest with him.
Like right before it happens admit you're a virgin and you just wanted to impress him. That's cute. Then you can lose your virginities together without any false pretenses.

>>6660107
I think he must mean the whole being at school thing. You're still a kid, so your life kinda focuses on school and free time, and you don't have to worry about money (well, if you're well off. I had to get a part time job at 16 to help out with the family, but I recognise the sentiment). So in other words it's the last time in your life you can pull a sickie without consequence because everything is so utterly inconsequential, really.
These days if you just sit around smoking weed in a car park instead of doing what you're supposed to be doing, you'll get fired and not be able to pay rent. But you're also an adult with their own apartment and car, and you can go where ever you want and do whatever you want. If I fancy it I could book a holiday to Europe; I couldn't do that when I was 17.
Anon's probably freaking out about twink death.

>>6659965

I'm angry I don't have a cute musclechub bf to sniff after he works out

>>6660251
>qt
>muscle chub
gross, dude

>>6660283
See you tomorrow.

>>6660275

Muscle chubs are ideal desu

All strong and manly but also cute and soft and cuddly :3

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>>6659667
>bf found the smegma sock

>>6660305

Is that what you call your foreskin?

Butts
y/n

>>6660348

yyyyyyyyyy

throbbing, pre-cum dripping dicks
y/n

>>6660311
Isn't the foreskin typically called the Devil's sleeve?

>>6660369
No.

If they're dripping pre-cum that means they're way too close to coming for me to enjoy it.

>>6660371

I've never heard that...

>>6660374

I drip before I even get fully hard lol

>>6660090
then open up to him honestly about it
otherwise, your first time is going to be even fucking worse than first times usually are

>>6660251
>musclechub bf
y
>sniff after he works out
n

>tfw leglocking bf while he cums inside
>tfw it was one of his favorite sexual moments
What is your opinion on leglocks, /gaygen/? Too straight for you?

>>6660469
do you like it when he cums inside you?

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>>6659667
>horny
>for some reason all porn looks so shitty you end up getting mad

>>6660446

>having bad taste

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>mfw i get paired with a cute straight guy for clinical skills in med school
>mfw this means a year of us touching each other to learn the physical exam
Can't wait until hernia day

>>6660499

When do you do the prostate exam though?

>>6660216
I guess that's one way to look at it. Things can't be much more awkward than they've been already. When we first kissed we literally cracked skulls. We were drunk, but still.

>>6660229
I hope I will. I've really enjoyed everything up until now. Even the awkward and embarrassing stuff. I just want him to like it.

>>6660233
I never outright said I wasn't a virgin. I just talked a lot and tried to sound like I knew what I was talking about when it comes to sex and dating. So I think he got the impression that I've done more than I actually have.

When it comes to talking to him specifically about this stuff, it's a little embarrassing. But I'd still like to ask him what he likes and what he wants. If I don't lose my nerve.

>>6660477
Yes why would you not
>>6660499
Hey, which doc writes protocols for flight nurses, generally? I'm going to nursing school and I'm trying to figure out if I can just google some up to date flight nurse protocols.

>>6660541
>male nurse
haha gay af dude

>>6659743
Being a sexually promiscuous and romantically involved young teenager is an absolutely beautiful image life; while I was that age, I didn't live within that image but I fantasized about it constantly.
Now that it's out of my reach, it remains a fantasy so nothing's really changed in the end.
Never having had it is perhaps the greatest pain in my life.
The fact that I'll never have it is immensely painful and no image of life achievable to me now is particularly satisfying so with my previous life-sustaining optimism ceased, I'll surely end my life soon

>>6660563

Does anyone else find male nurses hot af? The only ones I met were big strong friendly bears so maybe I'm biased

Also because I want a bf to take care of me

>>6660534
We'll have some boob touching for women to do a better reading on the heart but that's it for genitalia. Muh hands will only be in his pants for the hernia check.
>>6660541
Uhhhhh I doubt that's a specific specialty. My only guess would be a subspecialty under internal medicine. Or emergency medicine. Not sure at all. Im an m1.

>>6660583
Well I'm more into the scrawny edgy faggot types
but to each their own

>>6660583
A masculine guy doing a "femme" job is always cute af.
Imagine a femme guy working at a cupcake shop.
Now imagine a big burly muscle bear working at that same cupcake shop.

Sorry femmes.

>>6660618

>Now imagine a big burly muscle bear working at that same cupcake shop.


What's it called when your heart gets a boner?

>>6660618
I think a femboy working in a cupcake shop is 1000 times better than a disgusting masc fag doing so

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I wish I had a cute cat to love me :(

> been out of the dating scene since highschool senior year
>gag male soph in uni going into junior this August
> tired of hookups, and just terrible gays as friends
> want to settle down finally

What do you recommend I do to find the truly serious kinda guys, like people looking for actual long term relationships, actual trying to find love?

I know there's no sure way to filter out the fucks who don't really care; but any tips regardless?

the 'in love with straight friend' situation is so pathetic and cliché and I hate to be stuck in it

we used to intern at the same place and so I'd see him every day, but two weeks ago he left the internship and since then we've barely even spoken
he texted me last week saying 'I miss you' to which I responded 'so do I' and that's it

not sure if I should just let him go and forget about him but not seeing and talking to him every day is killing me right now and I feel like a dumb high school fag

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dubs and i'll tell your fortune.

>>6660732
rolex

will i ever find a bf?

>>6660715
>he texted me last week saying 'I miss you' to which I responded 'so do I' and that's it

So brokeback it hurts

>>6660747
hahahah he does shit like that sometimes
doesn't mean anything, really

pretty cute but it doesn't help

>>6660939
myself

can someone take a timestamp photo that says Omni on it, preferably a twink

I want to trick my bully into thinking he hasn't seen my real photos so he stops messaging me.

You don't have to show face.

>>6660999
Booger and I aren't friends
he's the one who is mentally ill
the dude is honestly fucked

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>>6661021
this work?

>>6659759
tell us more

>>6661066

yes thank you babe

>have first date with someone I met online
>goes amazingly well, we get along great
>good sex too
>he shows every indication that he had a good time
>ghosts on me after two days

Why do guys do this? I'm not a kindergartener, I can handle whatever the truth is about why he doesn't want to see me again. I'm so annoyed and disappointed.

>>6661111
np
nice quads, bro

>>6659708
same
no qt guys will ever like me
>>6659743
I dont even feel anything anymore
>>6659985
but I dont want to live to 50

Question for you guys:

>will you date a guy that can't cum?

Cause I can't. Dick still pees and gets erect, but I just can't cum. Or at least, it takes a whole lot of effort that honestly isn't worth it to make me cum.

>>6661278
are you qt
then yes I will
I wouldnt mind

>>6661295
Yeah I was depressed like you.
I think if we were together it'd just end in a double suicide.

>>6661301
Its not that bad now
At least we can say we tried

>>6661306
As long as you're fine without blowing me or something. I don't know why, but sexual pleasure just doesn't happen to me anymore. I'd be fine if I was forty or fifty, but I'm 19. Too early for this shit.

>>6661328
I kinda feel the same anon, like I wouldnt really want sex, but'll I enjoy it.
thsi is also waht I wanted though, just a relationship w/o sex (kinda)

>>6661383
*what
>>6661328
To clarify, Idont mind

>>6661328
I used to be like that
are you on antidepressants or have low testosterone?

Something is going to happen in August:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7osWmtHDFMQ

4 different remote viewers picked up on this event in July to happen in August. They had no contact with each other or any information given to them.

>>6661328
dude im in the same boat like i can jerk off and stuff but in sex like i can go 2 hours with some guys i found legit hot and nothing

>>6661602
this seems common among ftms

>>6661605
ouch im not ftm, i get hard and can stay hard, i just can't cross the finish in sex
i can get closer bottoming but idk

>>6661116
Because there is no truth, he probably just forgot about you because he found someone else to chat to. It wasn't anything personal against you, it was just the novelty of finding another new person to fuck.

>>6661328
>>6661383
I've felt much the same for a while now, its rather odd because I used to be very much into sexual encounters, I've just totally gone off of it.

Its an odd one, I don't actively want to have sex but if it came up I'd go for it. Even so its very situational, sometimes I'm very much interested in having sex and other times not at all, its either on or off.

Having that at 19 seems odd though, I figured it was happening to me at 23/24 because my hormone levels should start to level off now, which would explain a lessened libido, though I wouldn't have thought it to be to this extent.

Have you tried working any fetish stuff or kinks you like into sex? For me I find I'll cum a lot faster if I'm fapping to fetish stuff.

>>6661668
Try not fapping for 5 or 6 days

>>6661668
not that anon but same boat
I don't have fetishes my biggest one is being an almost sub top that does everything to help the bottom get off, that kinda helps
for me, i think its a performance anxiety thing because i can jerk off but i lock up during sex

>>6661699
>tfw had similar problems but was into denial
>bf was legit sado
>we do a little bit of chastity play
>since i fap less i'm way sluttier around him
>it's 9000% easier to cum
>we both win
When your kinks aren't a cornerstone of your life (looking at you AGP mother fuckers, you ruined a perfectly good kink) they really can add some fun to the relationship

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Where to find gay friends/fuckbuddies/potential bf's/etc. who aren't twinky/submissive/more on the "femme" end of the spectrum, but who are perhaps still sensitive/socially awkward/anxious/depressed/shy/geeky/etc. or looking for that type of guy? No hate for the aforementioned more femme guys at all, I've just found I don't really relate to them very well, and I'm not attracted to them physically/sexually but rather more to guys who are hairy, dark, more stereotypically masculine dudes. Such guys, physically at least, obviously exist, and I have seen guys I find physically attractive on Grindr/Scruff/etc., but the personality never matches up. Are they around?

>>6661721
but im only into silly shit like hearing a bottom moan, musk and stuff
i've done it because who wouldn't let me desu and meh liked it, enjoyed, didn't cum

>>6661699
lol, a service top. such a rare sight.

>>6661755
a service top huh
i kinda like the sound of that desu :3

>>6661736
Gay bars

>>6660569
>Being a sexually promiscuous and romantically involved young teenager is an absolutely beautiful image life
I could never have lived that life because of my parents. I couldn't bring friends over to my house because my Mum didn't like having visitors. Hell, the family computer was in the sitting room so the only way I could use the internet unsupervised was to sneak downstairs in the night and turn it on, but more often than not my parents would wake up and then I'd be banned from the computer for a week. I didn't have many friends in school, I was the only out gay kid, and I would only be allowed to visit other people's houses if my parents had met with their parents and approved with them (which in practice meant playing basketball - which I hated - with a weedy muslim kid who would ask me to stop being gay semi regularly, or on occasion xbox with this other guy, but he lived quite far away so I didn't get to go often). Teachers couldn't even do anything about me getting bullied because it was illegal to discuss homosexuality in schools back then, and my parents were not sympathetic.
I'm so glad I'm an adult and no longer live at home. That sexually promiscuous and romantically involved young teenager isn't a realistic life for the vast majority of people, and those that get to live that life probably have irresponsible parents and grow up in broken homes. Also, fuck being a young teenager, you can't go clubbing or buy alcohol, you have no money and you have to go to school.

>>6661736
Just meet more gay people. You're looking for hairy, dark, more stereotypically masculine, non submissive, awkward, anxious, shy and geeky guys. That's a lot of specific criteria and is almost as much of a struggle to find as, say, a blond dominant top in his 30s who likes cooking and hiking, owns his own business and speaks Italian fluently. Maybe open the net a bit wider?
You're also struggling because being non-submissive and masculine tends to mean you have confidence, but you're deliberately looking for guys who are shy, awkward and depressed.
>>6661699
need me a freak like that

>>6661766
The one time I went to a gay bar it was full of gay chads and much older guys, everybody was off their face on god knows what, shirtless sweaty dancing to terrible Nicki Minaj remixes was happening left and right, dudes were fucking in the bathrooms, etc. Seems like the norm for gay bars - doesn't seem like any of them really attract especially different crowds except for bear bars etc. Doesn't seem like the kind of a place the type of guy I described would frequent.

>>6661798
hmu baby we can work something out

>>6661799
You're asking for the moon

>>6661762
Here we go another stupid fucking meme. I wonder how forced this one will become.

Jesus Christ you people are pathetic.

>>6661887
its memes all the way down bud
get used to it

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>>6661818
Moon man nigga

can someone call me an ambulance
i just watched nyle dimarco eat something in what wasn't even really a sexy way
https://twitter.com/NyleDiMarco/status/757971932709003264
i do have this working theory that he's kind of a weirdo irl but when you're that looking you could have the personality of evil chris chan and I'd still drag my dick through broken glass to lick a sofa you'd sat on

>>6661799
>Seems like the norm for gay bars
That's the norm for night clubs. You need to go to actual gay bars, although the odds are if you don't live in a big city all you've got is a gay bar.
It's not the place where someone like that would like to go, but everyone knows gay guys have to go to gay bars to meet. Or they used to, now we have grindr, tinder, okcupid etc etc

>>6661897
Oh nvm you deserve to be lonely

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>>6661798
I'm not looking for all of those boxes to be ticked, let alone lamenting that a guy who embodies all those criteria hasn't just fallen into my lap. I was just trying to give an indication of the traits I find attractive. And I realise the masculine/non-submissive thing whilst shy/awkward might seem contradictory: I guess in my eyes it didn't because those terms have such varying interpretations. Being a more naturally submissive/self-doubting person is in line with what I'm looking for... I guess people who really strongly identify by their submissiveness is what I'm not interested in - guys who want to be the soft cute little boy sort of thing. And in my mind masculinity and social anxiety/depression aren't mutually exclusive at all. Also, I'm not totally writing off any and all stereotypically feminine traits in the Grindr "masc/straight-acting only!!" sort of way.

Suffice to say because of my own social awkwardness and depression I've wound up on 4chan and similar communities because a lot of people who can relate to those things congregate in these places. It just seems like practically every other gay guy who's wound up in the same communities for similar reasons, at least the ones who make themselves known and are looking to meet other gay guys who wind up in these places are, and I know I'm generalising... but /cuteboys/ types. Y'know, smooth slim twinks, use a lot of cutesy talk and emojis, overly lewd, maybe flirts with CD, really into girl-oriented weeb stuff, etc., or otherwise are specifically really into that type of guy.

>>6661934
I'm not that guy

What's the most fucked up sexual fantasy you've ever had?

Find someone with hella confidence that'll make you more confident. Don't find another shut-in from whom you'll absorb even more bad vibes

>>6661947
forcibly fucking my first crush and he starts resisting but by the end starts liking it and we become bfs :3

just like my animes
>>6661953
this desu, you need to act confident too at least, to get them. no one wants to waste time helping a guy so they're up to their standards. they want to meet a guy that already fulfills them

>>6661947
When I was in 9th grade, there were two twin brothers who both skipped two years of school, so they were supposed to be in 7th, they were both cute as all hell, looked exactly the same as each other, weren't even 5 feet tall yet by my guess, I used to fap imagining having them both bent over opposite sides of a table facing each other, restrained, with a box over there heads so they could only see each others faces and nothing else, and sucking one of them off and ordering him to tell the other what I just did, and then going over and lubing up the others ass and ordering him to tell his brother what I was about to do, and if he refused, tell him if he wanted it to be the one and only time it happened, he would tell his brother out loud what I was about to do, and then after he said it out loud, fucking him as hard as I could, really making it painful for him, blowing my load balls deep in him while moaning, then ordering him, under the same threat that I would do it again if he disobeyed, to tell his brother what I just did, and keeping them restrained like this indefinitely, randomly switching which one gets fucked and which one gets sucked so they never know what they're getting until they get it.

Grew out of that fantasy after about a year.

>>6661964
Yeah, I know, ideally I would be an outgoing, carefree, successful, sociable, confident guy, and consequently be a much more appealing partner to a lot more guys, and I really am trying to cultivate those traits, but it's not something that's going to happen overnight. In the meantime I still have a strong desire for companionship and affection, and it just seems like there must be a guy out there who's gay, is my "type", and who's in a similar boat to me.

>>6661953
As the other guy addressed,as much as I would love that - a guy who wants to be supportive, nurturing, compassionate, helpful, fun, etc. I doubt anybody out there who's happy, outgoing, confident, etc. is actively looking for a guy who is anxious, depressed, socially-awkward, etc. to fix up. I'd question how healthy such a relationship dynamic could be, really. People want to get more out of a relationship than they currently have, not be burdened, and those kinds of guys will always have better offers. It doesn't however seem too unrealistic to think I could find a guy who's in a similar situation also seeking to better himself, so we can help and support one another in the process.

>>6661783

Even benefits street tier alcoholic single parent levels of parental control doesn't mean you have the chance to have underage gay sex tbbh familam. I grew up in that kind of environment and I didn't manage to sleep with another boy from school until I was 17

looking back running around, smoking, drinking and committing retarded petty crimes with the council estate chav fuckboi crowd as young teen was kind of fun I'd never admit to it non-anonymously :^)

>>6662128
trip on KR

>>6661953
Word but there are a lot of people who simply don't understand confidence and get it mixed up with extroversion and being generally outgoing.

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>>6661918
>i do have this working theory that he's kind of a weirdo irl
Nyle DiMarco? Absolutely. It takes a particular kind of narcissist to walk around wearing a t-shirt with their own face on it, and he's also deliberately deaf (he could get those implants, but won't, and he purposefully stopped seeing a speech therapist because he didn't want to talk). It's kinda like how Beyoncé is insufferable because she spent years being told she's literally a goddess, the most beautiful woman in the world etc. etc. and now has a temperature controlled Beyoncé archive in her house of every single picture of her ever taken. The both of them always spout dumb platitudes too.
Nyle is ball breakingly hot though. I made my Corruption of Champions character look like him, named him "Nyle" and then made him get raped by everything and get weird mutations.
>>6662137
What would you say the biggest differences between confidence and extraversion are? I mean obviously there's loads of low self esteem extroverts who crave constant attention and validation, but I mean more like how do you spot someone who's confident vs. how do you spot someone who's just extroverted?
>>6662128
Same. I don't know what planet that anon is on that 14 year olds run around having a bunch of sex, unless he meant sleeping with paedophiles.

>>6662131
I never take it off.

Also, didn't have my cherry popped until 18~.... I think?...

>supreme court forces nhs to fund prep

What a time to be a neg slut

>>6662176
>I made my Corruption of Champions character look like him, named him "Nyle" and then made him get raped by everything and get weird mutations.

N I C E

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>>6659667
I just saw my bf sniffing and masturbating to my dirty underwear. He doesn't know I saw him. Should I confront him? What does it mean?

>>6662189
About fucking time. It's probably cheaper to give people prep and help cut down HIV numbers than keep it expensive and unavailable then have to pay for constant HIV medication.

>>6662199
He might be gay.

>>6662188
i was just fooling :3
your too much of a good boy to hang around scamps like that

>>6662176
>I mean more like how do you spot someone who's confident vs. how do you spot someone who's just extroverted?
Well first off I have to state that they aren't mutually exclusive. You can be both, you can be neither.
I'd say the biggest sign is reliance. Confident people tend to not rely on others, key thing to note, is relying on others doesn't mean working with coworkers or asking for help on certain things that are troubling - but a general reliance on others to accomplish most things. Do they need others to be around them to eat lunch, do they need a friend to enjoy the outdoors with, do they need a SO to be happy. These sort of things indicate zero confidence in oneself - regardless of how outgoing or extroverted they are.
It's harder to observe though, especially on a first random encounter. One observable trait would possibly be how they carry themselves. Are they slouching constantly, are they polite to others, are they a pushover, etc.

Unfortunately a lot of people tend to think loudness and outgoingness = confidence, but on the contrary, it can just be an extremely transparent facade attempting to hide how uncertain and fearful they are.

>>6662220
These days yeah, everyone has a past though, most of my current friends have a past very different to the person they are today.

One of them was actually the biggest cocaine dealer in Pence/Lewisham for a while in the 90s. I've got a lot of respect for him these days, to be able to leave that all behind and quit coke... He used to wake up in the middle of the night, do a line, then go straight back to sleep. I wouldn't have even thought that to be possible.

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>>6662198
I used to jerk off to some of the sex scenes, picturing Nyle DiMarco getting savaged by incubus dick, but at this point it's just not sexy in the slightest. He's pregnant and butt-pregnant again at the moment, I think with a minotaur and bees. The last thing he birthed was a satyr which rapidly grew to full size and flicked precum all over his face. Before he lost his penis it was infested with worms. Unsurprisingly the goddess of purity banished him from her island, so I sabotaged a corruption factory and flooded the lake with demon semen and then when I went back to visit she tried to make me her permanent sex slave.

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>>6662285
Oh also his boobs are haunted by a demon

>>6662203
>help cut down HIV numbers

Best way to do that is to promote Planned Parenthood in black neighborhoods. Also cuts down on crime in the long run too.

>>6662309
desu it was basically the plan until republicans/christians stepped in

>>6662259
lol thats insane, thats quite a life
I think everyone changes naturally through life, some more then others tho
like i used to be a very raged filled person, now im usually cool as a cucumber

>>6662309
This is legitimately a liberal policy. Destigmatising abortions and providing free contraception and abortions reduces STI transmission and prevents unexpected pregnancies resulting in children growing up in poverty and perpetuating the poverty trap and winding up being criminals.
I'm sure you support it for different reasons, but that's how it goes.

>>6661947
Zombie apocalypse happens. I pair up with masculine guy. There are no women around so eventually he decides to fuck me to satisfy his urges.

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s-sissy bois make my kokoro go doki doki desu senpai

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So how'd you meet your bf, /gaygen/?
>Was with a pretty masc girl all through highschool, everyone though she was butch lez
>Fantasized about pegging, but mostly about her actually being a guy
>for a little while start flirting with guy friends, eventually suck a cock but feel terrible because cheating
>Sophomore year she starts binding
>Ends up wanting to come out as FtM transdude, meets me at a park to break up and is in tears hoping we can still be friends
>Blah blah tried to kill myself/cut my vagina with razor/other self harm
>mfw "Actually can we not break up? I like guys a lot." was literally what I said
>he proposed a week or so ago
>we're getting married soon
>mfw he is pretty fucking qt and built

>>6662316
Yeah, everyone eventually matures I suppose, even so like you said there's some real dickheads out there who are already like 50+ and still living an awful lifestyle.

>>6662382
This is too cute. I refuse to believe this is true.

>>6661694
Hmm, could help I suppose, I do cap frequently. Generally at least once a day really right now.

I think since I started wanking the longest I went was like two weeks without it. It was weird, I felt an awful lot calmer.

>>6661699
Probably is a performance issue for you, though from the sounds of it I don't think you need to worry, I'm sure your bottoms are quite pleased with what you do.

How many times have you had sex, how many partners? I had a guy top me who had an issue with cumming too, he said he hasn't actually came from it for years, so I got him really hyped up for it. In the end he came pretty fast, but that was because I had gotten used to bottoming at that point and went pretty crazy. I don't think he lasted a minute, I thought it was funny but he felt bad and kept apologising.

>>6662407
>still play vidya together
He doesn't seem to realize how impossibly good our relationship is
We're both a little autistic, but never diagnosed or anything, just VERY straightforward

>>6662448
>We're both a little autistic
we can tell

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>>6662382
That's so pure, anon. I'm damn jealous!

>in hard denial all throughout high school
>watched gay shit still
>convinced myself I was "straight in real life"
>"I just have bad luck with girls is all!"
>get asked out by qt gril
>turn her down in secret so I can continue to complain about being a forever alone and not face facts
>finally come to terms with it sort of
>still not out to most people
>never had a bf
>probably like my best friend since high school
>still trying to half convince myself that my feelings for him are just really intense feelings of friendship
>mfw I've squandered my whole life already

>>6661935
>Suffice to say because of my own social awkwardness and depression I've wound up on 4chan and similar communities because a lot of people who can relate to those things congregate in these places. It just seems like practically every other gay guy who's wound up in the same communities for similar reasons, at least the ones who make themselves known and are looking to meet other gay guys who wind up in these places are, and I know I'm generalising... but /cuteboys/ types. Y'know, smooth slim twinks, use a lot of cutesy talk and emojis, overly lewd, maybe flirts with CD, really into girl-oriented weeb stuff, etc., or otherwise are specifically really into that type of guy.
this is depressingly true

every thread on 4chan basically only draws this types, maybe aside from /mascgen/ and most of the ones on /hm/ (which is a really fucking weird board in a way, possibly one ofthe weirdest on 4chan)

the threas on /r9k/ are the worst. it's always guys dressing as women

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>>6662382

>>6662443
ehh ive had sex 6 times, with 3 partners all with varing levels of attractiveness (some being my 10/10)
i guess you're a miracle cure KR

>>6662494
>which is a really fucking weird board in a way
because it's mostly dominated by esl kids and girls from soc

>>6662538
esl kids? what's that

it's not the kids and the women that make it weird, it's how diverse it is in a way while still having a distinctive board culture which somehow prevails despite the occasional posts from 50+ year olds who somehow stumbled onto /hm/ and reply to every photo describing what they'd do to the people in them as if they were the posters

it's like an entry level board, in a way, but it's honestly one of my favourites. most gay guys there are just so chill

>>6662551
english as a second language

>>6662551
>it's how diverse it is
how is it diverse
>most gay guys there are just so chill
how is it chill

>>6662443
>went pretty crazy. I don't think he lasted a minute
oh my.

>>6662563
>how is it diverse
there's girls, there's underage kids, there's early 20s guys, there's 50+ year olds, there's people who like twinks, people who like daddies, people who like piss, etc, etc

contrast this with 99% of gay threads on 4chan which are just twinks/borderline transvestites

>how is it chill
even the arguments on that board never get taken too seriously. people just go there, browse for a bit, make one or two posts, masturbate and leave

constrast this with all the pathetic cunts who'll argue with you for 50 posts over a misplaced adverb in a sentence which "changes" the meaning of what you said (despite the intent behind the message being clear)

>>6662551
>most gay guys there are just so chill
That's because they're literally looking at and discussing porn they like in threads about the sort of porn they're into.
I can guarantee if there was a gay general thread in /hm/ it would descend into the catty bitchiness you see here. Maybe even worse because of the number of fujoshi there.

>>6662492
offer him a bro handy

Sup nerds

>>6662585
I think it could work if the board's main focus was still porn and tripcodes/names were absolutely disallowed. It would work better than /lgbt/ anyway, since gayness is rapidly becoming normal and /lgbt/ is full of the t part. But it doesn't matter, the mods and moot 2.0 aren't gay so they'll never look at making the board better.

>>6662614
its actually more annoying to use an identifier when trips are disallowed
see christposter

>>6662577
majority of 4chan is straight, therefore "gay" threads elsewhere will cater to this audience desu
but /hm/ is still less diverse than any other porn site

>constrast this with all the pathetic cunts who'll argue with you for 50 posts over a misplaced adverb in a sentence which "changes" the meaning of what you said (despite the intent behind the message being clear)
Never seen this here 2bbbbbbbbbbh

>>6662620
that's why identifiers should be disallowed too

full anonimity

>>6662623
/hm/ isn't a porn site though, it's an imageboard, and that's what I'm comparing it to. Porn sites don't have any real discussion, which /hm/ does have

>Never seen this here 2bbbbbbbbbbh
I was exaggerating a bit, but visit /dpt/ on /g/ for a clear example of cunt -ness. People will argue fiercely for hundreds of posts because someone insulted their favourite language.

>>6662620
They both suck
Why would you trip on an anonymous forum ?whats the point ?
so that when people come they will recognize you ?
Is that really important to you here of all places ?

why is person of interest so underrated

I hate cbs

>>6662633
its kind of hard to enforce full anonimity without killing a community
see old vs new /soc/

>>6662641
to make friends and its worked so

>>6662596
We call each other 'bro' and shit like that a lot. Sometimes he says really nice shit, too. Lately he's taken to calling me 'my guy' which does weird things to my stomach that it probably shouldn't.

But shit man I don't think I could do that. I'm not even sure if he likes guys or not. He seems pretty popular with girls, but he's also pretty indifferent to them.

>>6662683
>its kind of hard to enforce full anonimity without killing a community
>see old vs new /soc/

the overwhelming majority of posters are anonymous but still use 4chan and /soc/ is not a normal board, so I disagree

>>6662693
i dont think you really understand what full anonymity means, or you're like braindead
how would you make a difference between shitty avatar posters like maki and people who post the same few images that are relevant? and so on.
people already identify each other from very basic pieces of info. what's to stop people from just being annoying about this, like they already are? if christposter actually cared he could easily work his shitposts into the conversation.

>>6662319
Yeah I know, and I completely support it for those reasons.

It would be easier and cheaper to end the welfare state and instead of having 40 million ingrates living off gibsmedats, you exploit them for cheap labour rebuilding the infrastructure like with the Reichsautobahn program.

>>6662614
>>6662633
>>6662641
Apples and oranges, though. /lgbt/ isn't about porn, which is why it's catty. /hm/ is about porn, which is why there isn't a "gay general" style thread, because people do not visit /hm/ to chat. If the /hm/ posters had a gay general thread that wasn't about porn and it actually took off (which it wouldn't) then it would be like this place.
/hm/ has very little discussion besides talking about porn, it is like /s/ in that regard.
Anonymity makes sense outside of regular threads like this. But persistent threads attract a community, and people befriend each other through them, like in /soc/ and /int/. That's why people trip.
Gay people aren't the new normal in a lot of places, and let's not forget that the Republican Primary's VP has expressed interest in reversing the decision of Lawrence vs. Texas.
It sounds like you disagree with many fundamental parts of /lgbt/ and gaygen which does raise the question of why you're here

>>6662689
what kind of 'nice shit' does he say? how does he use 'my guy'?

>>6662725
i dont think itd be quite like this place tbf
this place got shitty partly because of the ease of trolling multiple generals at once while also giving out excessively bad advice in general topics. its like pre-soc adv in a sense.

>>6662633
>Porn sites don't have any real discussion, which /hm/ does have
This isn't true at all. Porn sites do have "real discussion" about as much "real discussion" /hm/ has. This isn't even taking into account places like tumblr which houses certain porn blogs that foster their own 'discussions'.

I don't know where you're seeing all this intense drama on /lgbt/ but all this 'real discussion' on /hm/ 2bh

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>>6662285
That's why I always did purity runs on CoC. Virgin mage that just destroyed everything until I met a cute albino lizard dude and fugged him. If you just play carelessly, eat everything, fuck everything and not give a shit you come out looking like some deviant-art tier eldritch abomination.

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>>6662751
We say and do shit like this to each other all the time. Mainly because it's funny and corny, but I'd be lying if I said there wasn't the smallest bit of truth in the stuff I say.

He'll say stuff like "What's up my guy?" or "There's my guy." or if I'm messing with him "You know what? Screw you my guy.". But once when we had been drinking he just straight up said "You're my guy." He was half awake though, so I doubt he knew what he was saying or remembered it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMmWksDGLFg

>tfw no qt dancer twink bf

>>6662820
That's so cute holy shit

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Only sour moods allowed.

Tell me about how your life sucks.

>>6662781
I play less carelessly with other characters. Their downfall was either that gay orc who you end up drinking "bro brew" with and being constantly buff but also constantly dumb, or my discovery that you can't convince Jojo to sleep with you because of his chastity vow, so instead you have to repeatedly rape him until he turns into a braindamaged cockslut that you can keep around your camp and brutalise. Plus early game I usually end up getting raped by that goblin who wants babies, so I never manage to stay a virgin for long.
I've never made it far enough to see if there was an end game, though. Is the game actually winnable?

>>6662873

i am on holiday in a country i hate while bedridden with sickness

i lie in my 32 degree bedroom all day and hate myself

I WANT TO GO HOME

>>6662873
Heres a puppy to make you feel bad.

>>6662887
I did my best to avoid any and all loss of virginity. At first it was just avoiding getting raped by girls, but then I wanted to see how far I could take it without ever losing a battle or making a bad choice that results in rape. I made it all the way to some demon queens dungeon filled with super tough monsters but the final boss room seemed to be unfinished and you couldn't enter.

Also jojo best waifu. Going on a corruption run and having him constantly try to purify and save you was adorable. Plus he teaches you how to get off by simply meditating instead of fapping.

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>>6662906
Forget the puppy

>>6662873
i forgot u need money to buy things

>>6662908
I want to cuddle that puppy.

>>6662858
He's my best friend in the whole fucking world and I'm worried that I'm going to ruin everything if I start to really like him. But he's so good looking and such a great guy that part of me can't really help it.

>>6662908
that's a hot puppy, I bet it's growing to grow to have a very big doggy dick hehe :3

>>6662922
It's time to stop.

>>6662913
That is a concern.

>>6662900
Get well soon.

>>6662906
>>6662908
Puppers don't make me feel bad. Except our dog which keeps waking me up because he's lonely in the middle of the day. That's some bullshit.

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>>6662940
If that didn't make you feel horrible, this will.

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>>6662949
I still like cats better.

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>>6662955
Why not both?

Does anyone want to play Blizzard©'s World of Warcraft™ or Overwatch™ with me?

:3

>>6662967
No.

>>6662938
I will not stop until I've taken thousands of doggy loads in my humanpussy!!!

DOGGY DICK IS THE BEST

>>6662967
all the new OW skins are fucking trash how did they fuck that up

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>>6662963
My cat is scared of dogs. And other cats. And people. And everything.

>>6662981
>gays with only cats
biggest red flag

>>6662982
I've got bigger flags than that, faget.

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>>6662981
Is this better?

>>6662921
idk you already seem like you're p gay for each other

>like feet
>friend knows this
>he's sleeping over, we're in the same bed
>he puts his feet on my face
>I kiss them, rub them.
>in the morning he kicks his feet away
>"what the fuck, don't do that again"
>then he takes his socks off and puts his bare feet in front of my face

MIXED

MESSAGES

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>not having a west highland terrier
>being a cat person
You disappoint me.

>>6662999
No. People shouldn't put clothes on their pets.

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>>6663011
WILL YOU NEVER BE SATISFIED?

>>6662978
Probably because they're trying to realistically mirror the Rio Olympics which are already the worst Olympics to ever take place and they haven't even started yet. Makes sense to have shit skins for a nation of shitskins.

>>6663020
That's an absolutely terrified cat. That isn't a cute video at all. It's distressing.

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>that feel when you have diarrhea and take a massive diarrhea shit and are left feeling CLEANSED and purified

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>>6663027
Actually cats act like that when they're about to pounce. You can even see the shadow of something being waved around in front of it.

You're not a real cat person at all, you pretender.

>>6663040
They also stay low and flatten their ears when they're about to pounce, but THAT cat is terrified. Someone is waving something frightening right above them. Don't start shit with me on cats, pal.

>>6663053
Watch the vid again, back legs fidgeting into position, ears back, pupils dilate, head follows the object. It's already at as low as it can go. If it was scared it wouldn't be moving it's head closer to the object.

>>6663093
I don't think so. And I'm never wrong. QED.

Somebody jam with me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfK5QhZ9u7o

>>6663241
gay

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how do you get a chad bf?

>>6663256
be as good looking as chad

>>6663256
Be a Chad or a Stacy.

>>6663241
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyL5ABXltW8

let's jam brother

>>6662176
>it takes a special kind of narcissist to market a t shirt with your face on it
not really t b h lmao

>>6663297
Post t-shirt pics.

>>6663290
women are scary

>>6663003
The last thing I want is to give myself false hope. But shit sometimes it's hard not to.

>just got back from a long run with him
>he asks me if I'm wearing cologne
>I'm not
>fuck fuck does that mean he thinks I smell good or some shit
>I'm not very bright so I have no clue what's going on or how to take shit like this when he says it

>>6663489
Does he know you're gay? If not, tell him. Doesn't have to be a love confession, just make it known you have preferences and you trust him with that information.

> tfw new job.
> tfw ex took me back.
> tfw back down to 135lbs.
> tfw not using drugs anymore.

Love and happiness exists guys.

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>>6663500
The world is only making you feel happiness so that you suffer tenfold when it tears all of that away from you. Don't get used to it.

>>6663496
Shit yeah he was one of the first and only people I told that I might be/probably am gay. He was really cool with it, which isn't really surprising.

Here's a question for those of you with boyfriends/husbands. It'd be better if all the replies are Anonymous (no trips/names), to make sure there's only honest replies. Do you really mean it when you say you love your boy's imperfections? I ask this because I was reading something where people seem to sincerely be able to /appreciate/ their partner's faults instead of just trying to look past them, and that idea is completely foreign to me. Don't thoughts like "it's ugly" cross your mind?

>>6663500
>> tfw not using drugs anymore.

what drugs were you using before?

>>6663550
It's just a lot harder to notice or care about people's failings if you like them.

>>6663619
I can't understand that. I'll break it off with a guy if I don't like how he looks from a certain angle.

>>6663550
2bh the way I found out about one of his major 'imperfections' was when I told him I found his ears cute. He acted surprise as if the possibility of someone liking his ears was out of the question.

It's just all perception m8. Excluding certain physical/mental imperfections (ie missing legs, bipolar), in that regard I don't have experience.

>>6663550

my bf has scars up the inside of his forearm

I dont like them, but i also dont not like them, if that makes sense. Theyre just his arms - if they were scarless they wouldnt be better because they wouldnt be his anymore. Capiche?

>>6663654
That's just being shallow.

http://www.nerve.com/love-sex/the-real-nude-vs-the-posed-nude-nsfw

is there anything like this but with guys?

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>>6663701

its not quite the same but maybe this is similar?

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desu I really want to go rentboy and meet some generous guys from Grindr or craigslist because it seems like a no-brainer to use my twinky body and bussy to raise extra ££££

I don't mind old guys, I don't mind being degraded and I wouldn't even mind if my own mother knew about but the danger worries me. how dangerous is it assuming I meet them somewhere semi-public first?

No Circe(s) are allowed to reply to my post because I already know what it would say about the matter

>>6663701

maybe this thread?
http://reddit.com/r/bodybuilding/comments/3co5sy/take_2_pictures_30_seconds_apart_how_fat_to/

>>6663728
I'd definitely use protection.

And by that I mean a gun. Or mace/a taser at least.

>>6663616
Mostly coke.

>>6663748

>Britain
>Gun
>Self-Defence

lel

the only gun I could get a hold of would be a pipe shotgun or a Luty SMG(it would be novel at least to kill a wouldbe rapist with with a 0.25 second 4000rpm magdump brrt of 9mm from a smoothbore) but I don't really want life in prison tbphwyf s m h

>>6663781

wot kind of coke lad

snorting lines?
smoking crack?
injecting?
injecting crack?
injecting memeballs?

>>6663793
>Britain
I'm sorry anon.

At least you could use a big knife right?

>>6663799
Just lines. Nothing crazy. Hellla expensive though.

Somebody recommend me a catchy song.
The less obscure, the better.

>>6663728

I need to know what you'd think i'd say

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>>6663801

sadly not: carrying any weapon for self-defence is verboten

I mean come on its 2016! let police handle it! rape only lasts a few minutes but murder lasts a lifetime! think of the chillins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I could but legally in self-defence terms if I had to defend myself from rape/murder I would be up shit creek without a paddle and would stand a good chance of getting 25 years minimum like a chav to knifed someone in cold blood

What is the point? I want to die.

>>6663872

Personally the thing thatsets me off is how they say only police should have guns and then call the police horrible. Mind you i think they're horrible for different reasons, mainly covering up the muslim rape gangs and the like.

>>6663872
That's worse then I thought. I knew they had crazy knife restrictions.

What about mace/tasers? Those have to be okay, right?

>>6663550
Well no, not really. The best way to demonstrate this is to contrast the "I love..." scenes with the "I hate..." scenes in 500 Days of Summer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOrfYQPZF6k
If you like someone, a lot of their quirks and unusual traits become endearing and special. It's not that you like these specific traits, it's that you like seeing those traits in them because they're distinctive to that person. Towards the end of a relationship it's not uncommon for you to dislike those traits for the same reason (which is also why someone can hate a cologne their ex wore, for example).
However the former is also sometimes the case with infatuation - you put them on a pedestal. I think the best description of healthy adult love I've ever read was Shakespeare's Sonnet 130:
>My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun;
>Coral is far more red than her lips' red;
>If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
>If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head.
>I have seen roses damask'd, red and white,
>But no such roses see I in her cheeks;
>And in some perfumes is there more delight
>Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks.
>I love to hear her speak, yet well I know
>That music hath a far more pleasing sound;
>I grant I never saw a goddess go;
>My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground:
>And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare
>As any she belied with false compare.
That's like, seeing their flaws, seeing their imperfections, but not caring about them because you like THEM so much.

>>6663911
It's illegal for civilians to carry pepper spray, or anything designed to discharge a "noxious gas, spray or substance". You're allowed to have farb gel, which doesn't really do much, but it does stain the person blood red for seven days.
Owning a taser is also illegal in the UK.
Most of these laws were tightened up after the Dunblane massacre, which was a bit like Sandy Hook. People overwhelmingly voted to restrict firearms and offensive weapons.

>>6663670
I just got back from my sisters
use someone else's name, faggot

>>6663911
Also it is legal to own guns in the UK, but you need to demonstrate you have a reason to own guns. People who go hunting can get guns, as can farmers (for pest control), and then they ask references for information about your attitude towards guns, mental state and home life along with checking for a criminal record (kinda like with felons in America) and looking at your medical records to see if you're an alcoholic/drug addict or have a personality disorder. Then you have to demonstrate you have a secure gun cabinet (usually one that's bolted to rafters) and you get a gun licence for 5 years.
There are gun shops in the UK you can then just get a gun from. They range from the fancy (which also sell traditional hunting tweeds)
http://www.williamevans.com/
to the crappy (which also sell fake birds to lure ducks with)
http://gunshop-eb.com/

>>6663949
Lad just join a gunclub, I own a gun and its not as impossible as you say. Unless you live in a city like a pleb.

>>6663860

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NylmdC_uEM

you would related your experiences hooking and say don't do it because it is dangerous and you will feel degraded and worthless

do you have anything interesting or fresh to say abouthow dangerous do you feel it is and ways to make it less so?

>>6663958

some police forces and firearms officers are more liberal than others

for example I hear devon police are good about guns but many others are petty hardasses

>>6663845
Here's a song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSH--SJKVQQ

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>>6663728
Get some form of insurance. Make them tell you things about themselves, their full name, their address, even take a picture of them if you have to, and if they ask why tell them that it's insurance they won't try anything sketchy. Inform them that if they have any sexually transmittable diseases they are required by law to tell you and you have the information required to track them down if they're lying to you. Also make sure you have someone else that knows you are getting into this sort of thing, someone you can relay the information back in case you go missing.

If they decide that is too much for them and try to talk you out of it, back out immediately and tell them you're not interested. Once that is all done and you're assured it is safe, do whatever makes you happy.

>>6663987
not to defend circe but if circe says its degrading and dangerous, it probably is.

>>6663987
if the even nympho that records sex tapes and puts them on tumblr for public viewing thinks it's a bad idea then it may actually be a bad idea

>>6664109
*even the you get my point

>>6663689
I know, and I wish I could change it, but I'm incredibly picky

>>6663658
>>6663682
>>6663914
So the truth is that you don't "love" their imperfections as you would love their face, for example (aside from "imperfections" which can be legitimately cute, like small/big ears for some guys, but which the bearer might be insecure about), but you just either tolerate them or don't notice them?
If that's so, at least it makes me feel a little bit better, because I honestly can't see myself "loving" anyone's flaws, but I think I might be able to at least tolerate them long enough to lie about it when they come up.

>>6664109
Link to this tumblr

>>6664061

what I was planning to do before this thread was

>get them to send a photo
>get their address
>write address(if possible print photo too) and explain I was going to meet them for sex
>maybe ask to meet up somewhere semi-public nearby their house
>tell my mum I'm meeting someone for sex and say when I would be back

>>6664120
it's like skinsewer or something circe can correct me

>>6664123
yeah that's how you get strangled jeffrey dahmer

>>6664115
It depends on what you consider a flaw. Scars? Some people are grossed out, some people are turned on. Fat? Some people are grossed out, some people are turned on.

How old are you that you have trouble understanding subjectivity, or the age old saying different strokes for different folks?

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Found rare clownwheels lads.

>>6664169
I picture Clown to be devilishly handsome.

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>>6664179
There we are.

>"friend" is getting frustrated with me for not changing my photos on dating apps because I don't look attractive in them

I'm trying to build self esteem and thought I looked decent in those photos...

>>6664225
Beat them up.

Presumably though that implies you friend thinks you look better in real life than you do in those pictures. And also that they want to fuck.

>>6664205
Yeah, that's basically what I look like. Half naked overweight hoplite.

>>6664123
Selling yourself isn't going to be safe no matter what you do, chum. It is not a safe or wise thing to do.

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>>6664244
That wasn't meant as a description to you Clown. Was posting it for a certain other.

tinychat / notgayen

pls

>>6664225
What you see is different from what your friends see. What we tend to love about ourselves in photos is when we look like completely different people.

>>6664244
>>6664244
We haven't met in person yet, I've been kind of not wanting to because I don't think we make good friends desu.

We don't have like anything in common, and he's pretty different from me. I don't like his way of thinking about a lot of things either.

He kept asking to let him suck me off the other day when I finally showed him my penis though. He even called me on the phone to talk about it. I had to tell him I didn't like him like that to get him to stop. Not sure if I implied I didn't find him attractive, but i didn't want to be so blunt.

>tfw fucked up dinner
>tfw tried to fix it
>unfixable
guess it's shreddies again

>>6664262
Well you nailed it either way. I'm wearing my whatever those helmets are called and codpiece right now.

>>6664269
I probably wouldn't take anything that person said seriously then, let alone feel bad about yourself because they want to ogle more of your pictures. So buck up, champ.

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>>6664285
Oh Clown you're such a clown.
>>6664277
What was dinner? I dunno what I'm gonna whip up. Need to do some grocery shopping.

ow servers are down i have no reason to exist anymore

>>6664294
>What was dinner?
Just some cheese ravioli, chicken, and the sauce to go with it but that got fucked.

>>6664302
Burnt the sauce? Something cheese pasta and maybe some pork chops I'll be making. Quick n easy.

>>6664302
It was just the sauce that you ruined? Then can't you just have the ravioli and chicken? Sounds pretty good to me. Plain foods are the best.

>>6664277
I can cook dinner for you lad.

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>find seed/bean at work
>go to 74 year old expert at work
>she says, "some sort of bean, idk"
>look online when I get home
>identified as seabean
>how the fuck did a seabean make it's way to the middle of the United States where there is no ocean
>research: usually animals such as seagulls and pelicans eat them from the ocean and fly distances pooping out the seeds
>remember pelicans flying above work more frequently
>plant seabean
OMG GUYS!

>>6664310
Nah, was just supposed to add a little bit of apple cider vin but, clumsy me.
It's just a very fucking tangy meal, save it for when i'm drunk i guess
>Something cheese pasta and maybe some pork chops
Sounds amazing.

>>6664313
Not a fan of any sort of pasta without sauce. To me it's heresy, even worse than my disaster lmao

>>6664338
>>6664338
>>6664338