Gay General: Sin Edition

Lust rn because I've been edging for the last 2 hours

>>6657732
all of them

>>6657749
>2 hours

Try 2 days

Sloth to be completely honest
lazy af

>>6657665
What you mean how come my thoughts get pervy? Fuck I don't know but I sure feel guilty over it sometimes. Like I need his permission to think shit like that or something.

And we're such good friends that I'm worried this'll somehow ruin everything.

Nice egowank topic dude.

>>6657710
that's dumb
do you get tonsillitis often?

>>6657732
none of them, I'm not a hellbent homosexual heathen

>>6657759

>tfw in italy
>tfw normal temperature is 32 degrees compared to my homelands 12-16.
i literally havent been able to leave my bed for 18 hours

i cant handle this shit

>>6657765
>he doesn't want to wank his ego

Go on, tell me about yourself.

Not fat, p skinny actually and I rarely eat but food is almost all I think about
Am I a glutton?

>>6657772
Italian here

Yes I feel like temperature does a lot to a person

>>6657732
Sloth.

>>6657776
Gluttony can also be considered habitual greed or over indulgence. Doesn't necessarily mean just fat, it can be anything from buying unnecessary amounts of stupid shit to just gorging yourself on everything in the kitchen.

>>6657773
Oh baby. Lemme just get my ego nice and hard and ready to go for this one.

Wait. Hold up. All I can think to brag about is being good at videogames. Give me a minute here.

Sloth for sure but at least gluttony is not a problem for me.

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Seriously...all older men make me sick.

Pride, probably

i think too highly of myself half the time, and hate myself the other 50% of the time

Being gay itself means we all fall under lust honestly.

>>6657803
Depends. Lust is mostly about strong sexual desire, not just having sexual desires. If someone could qualify as lustful simply for being gay, even if they're a virgin 4channer with the libido of a dull stone, then most heteros who accept they're straight would also qualify.

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>mfw having to pay for medical insurance
oh god yes this is how healthcare should be done hnnnngggg

Is it weird to be a 21 year old virgin, and if so should I have discreet sex with someone now to avoid it coming true in a year or wait a year so I don't have to sneak around?

>>6657776
Nothing wrong with being tempted, as long as you resist the temptations.
ie, it's alright to get mad, punching people in the face is bad though.

>>6657794
Sounds more like greed to me.

What are your shameful, degenerate fetishes, gaygen?
>height difference
>size difference
>playful name calling/humiliation
>watersports

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>>6657843
>tfw so poor your nice insurance dropped you to put you on medicaid

>>6657852
Should you have sex with some rando specifically because of the stigma of being a virgin? No, obviously not. Only do it if you want to. And if you want to you don't need to go to bars.

>>6657856
ABDL
Femdom

>>6657855
Greed is based more upon pure desire rather than the indulgence of it. Desiring power and material wealth.

>>6657856

Most shameful is definitely being humiliated for having a small dick

>>6657764
no i mean why you think you're going to ruin everything. it's natural to think that way about someone you like anyway. you aren't bad for feeling that way.

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>>6657856
puppy play, size difference, exhibitionism, spanking, pits, daddies, sports gear, crossdressing, cuckholding, bondage
i'm probably forgetting some stuff
i'm not really into watersports or chastity but i'd be willing to do scenes w/ them for someone else's pleasure

>>6657856
A romantic relationship.

>>6657861
fuck its so perfect

I only need insurance for 4 months SO I ONLY HAVE TO PAY FOR 4 MONTHS

I PAY FOR WHAT I NEED AND FOR WHAT I WANT INSTEAD OF HAVING MY MONEY STOLEN FROM ME AND GIVEN TO DIRTY FOREIGNERS

The American healthcare system is the greatest in the world and there is not a single valid argument against it. Except for Obamacare. Fuck Obamacare.

>>6657901
jokes on you i'm poppin big bottles i got vision insurance now B)))))

>>6657894
Get the FUCK out, you sick freak.

>>6657856

humiliation
getting topped by someone weaker than me
that kinda thing

still figuring things out really - for example i really thought i was into rough sex, but i tried it and its just painful and not fun IRL.

>>6657894
Disgusting.

>>6657902
is that eye insurance?

Speaking all memes aside here, I find bad eyesight actually disgusting. It really grosses me out. I can't help but think less of people with poor eyesight, because they are subhuman.

>>6657910
>>6657907
I can't help myself lads, i'm a sicko.

>>6657856
light crossdressing and feet stuff I guess. Stockings A++++++

>>6657856
>Bareback and breeding/seeding
>being overpowered
>doing it outdoors
>musk
>staring into their eyes while they're inside of you
>someone pulling my hair
>spanking and slapping
>deepthroating
>straight people being casually nude together, having a threesome with a girl, and experimenting with each other

>>6657732
Pride and lust tiny bit of wrath

>>6657909
>big bottom little top
maverick men jjust put out a scene where this like micro-twink and certifiable giant flip flop and hoooo boy

>>6657912
yes
ppl with bad eyesight are descended from nobility b/c it's a result of weak genes and inbreeding
meanwhile people like you with perfect eyesight are literally plebeian scum
sry it's just like science

>>6657916
striped stockings and matching arm warmers and a thong
it's so stereotypical underage trap aesthetic but its so cute desu

>>6657920
hell ya hell ya @ all of these except the straight part. the casual nudity part is good tho

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Have your read new Harry Potter?

>>6657912
Probably because reading was never your forte. lol

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Would you prefer to propose to your bf?
Or would you prefer him to propose to you?

Only if you're ready for marriage.

>>6657852

Remain a virgin. Trust me. You don't want HIV/AIDS/ZIKA.

>>6657953
Him propose to me because I know I want to marry him but I'm not sure he wants to marry me.

>>6657794
Do anorexia/bulimia fall in this category?

>>6657855
Greed is desire for wealth and/or power. It's not greedy to want to amass wealth so that you can use the money for something good, it is greedy to amass wealth because you want to be rich. It helps if you call greed its original name, avarice.

Gluttony is being extravagant and wasteful. Being rich helps, but not necessary. It's considered gluttony to indulge in fancy/expensive food even though you might be eating in sensible portions. Goji berries are gluttony.

>>6657953

hey i actually saw this IRL
it was last month at like 3pm during London Pride

>>6657931

link to scene pls

>>6657920

>tfw might have similarish fetishes but have gotten too muscular to try them in reality

whoops

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>>6657950
Hey bottombear :)

>>6657931
Stockings are all I need.
>tfw ex wore them like every day

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>>6657983

No buttdimples, no fuck
Sorry.

>>6657981
http://www.queerclick.com/qc/2016/04/maverick-men-directs-jack-giant-bottom-slayer.php
i don't have a link for the actual video, i just saw it on tumblr a while ago
neither of them are that cute desu, but it was a hot vid

>>6657990
that was my go-to outfit back when i was a whore
i wore it for my then-bf a few times too and he loved it

>>6657983
this is nice

>>6657993
longbutt

>>6657912

bad eyesight is the result of staring to close to shit.....

-being on the computer all the time
-watching too much TV
-reading books
-never staring into the distance
-never having anything in the distance to look at (beautiful scenery, nature, mountain peaks, etc.)

Once you live naturally...and control over your bad habits formed over the years...your eyesight can then again go back to normal. Most aren't willing to give up their laptops, books, tv's it's all they really have as a friend in this world.

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>>6657950
have a bangin tune lad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOTMR7VhG4s

>>6657999
You're not my ex are you

>>6658010
no

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>>6657931
>meanwhile people like you with perfect eyesight are literally plebeian scum
Time to pick: would you rather look like a chad and have a 10/10 monster cock capable of tearing up virgin boipucci, but a pleb, or be noble but in the same position of Charles II of Spain
>Charles did not learn to speak until the age of four nor to walk until eight, and was treated as virtually an infant until he was ten years old. His jaw was so badly deformed (an extreme example of the so-called Habsburg jaw) that he could barely speak or chew. Fearing the frail child would be overtaxed, his caretakers did not force Charles to attend school. The indolence of the young Charles was indulged to such an extent that at times he was not expected to be clean. When his half-brother Don Juan José of Austria, an illegitimate son of Philip IV, obtained power by exiling the queen mother from court, he covered his nose and insisted that the king at least brush his hair.

I literally do not understand how people let dick size ruin relationships. Are they not aware there are a million different ways to deal?

>>6658015
i was being a dick, there is no upside of having bad eyesight

>>6658019
desu i prefer a conservatively sized dong to a big one

>>6658019

I can't believe people actually allow a dick to be rammed up their ass. It's as if they want the butt flu.

>>6658015
>(((Spain)))
>(((Habsburg)))

Definitely the 10/10 pleb Chad. You can then rise to power using your raw strength to remove the weak (((Spanish))) King and become the Emperor of Iberia.

>>6658030
desu i prefer a functional dick to one that is nonfunctional and that's about it
the rest can be altered

>>6658034
>>>/v/

>>6657983
Hey bb.
>>6657993
Hey other me.
>>6658004
>tfw can't listen to muzak at work
>>6658015
Who would pick Charles, unless they had some sort of inbreeding fetish.
>>6658019
irc, just buy a strap on.
No mater how big you are, there's always a bigger toy out there.

>>6657981
Just find someone as muscular to try them with you. Like I can imagine all of those besides the straight ones being possible for a muscly dude. Plus it'd be really cute to see you overpowered and fucked.

>>6658041
i agree, i just find bigger ones slightly less easy to deal with lol
the last guy i fooled around with was like 4 inches, which was a little smaller than i expected, but it wasn't bad
the guy i'm currently interested in is about 8 tho and i'm like okay work

>>6658015
Jesus christ, i remember being taught in history class the Scottish royal family was one of the healthiest royal families. No wonder when they're compared to something like this.
>>6658038
It really disturbs me how Americanised you are lad, America has never been our friend.

>>6657993
6/9
Nice :D would bang
>>6658030
That's what every size queen says :3

>>6658051
Wow you're interested in a guy
Is it smash guy? Fucking bears isn't good

>>6657931
>weak genes and inbreeding
Naw. like 90% of the population is prone to myopia.

It just wasn't a problem before books.

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>tall nose
>small mouth
>blowjobs involve teeth because no one fits in my mouth and a nose poking them in their pubes

death here i c*m

>>6658052
>America has never been our friend.

They have been since the late 1800s. UK and USA are the greatest allies and always will be. Obongo only hates the UK because some top lads tortured his terrorist grandfather in Kenya for slaughtering innocent civilians.

>>6658049
do it cunt its smashin

>>6658069
No lad they've never been our friend, they fucked us over big time in the post war.

>>6658053
size queens seem hot in theory but i'd be too intimidated to actually let something jumbo into my boiflower

>>6658057
lol fuckoff sean
and no, not him, we haven't fucked either

>>6658059
i'll take your word for it cause i never know what i'm talking about

>>6657953
I just hope he doesn't propose at a corporate parade.

>>6658038
>(((England)))
>(((House of Stuart)))
>(((United Kingdom)))
>(((House of Hanover)))
>(((United Kingdom)))
>(((House of Saxe Coburg and Gotha)))

>>6658077
nah

The only time they let us down in recent history was with the Falklands War with their lack of support.

>>6658094
House of Stuart is Scottish.

>>6658061
Get a job at FedEx, they'll widen up that throat in no time.

>>6658077
>they fucked us over big time in the post war.
You mean by single handedly containing the commie threat?
You're welcome.

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>>6658092
they only like you cause they think you're a girl
cuz ur pp is so small

If you were to combine the southern (fit) boy aesthetic with a posh accent, that would be literally 11/10

why haven't burgers and bongs been working on this shit?

>>6658079
You say that ... but thunderdick is landing as we speak


Well who is it then fucker
You know 2 people and I'm one of them
Wait a sec, don't fuck me niko, I'm not interested

(((>>6658094)))

>>6658099
(((Scottish)))

>>6658061
Have you tried practicing with a more inanimate object? Something that you can try different techniques on without it being uncomfortable for another person? That's what I did beforehand.

>>6658101
>FedEx
Reminds me I'm supposed to get my dildo today but they fucked up so I hope they aren't secretly using it.

>>6658104
If feel good was a top , we'd be most of the way there desu

>>6658101
I mean by denying us post war aid unless we got rid our of colonies and stepped back from the world stage, they did the exact same to the Dutch as well.

>>6658105
it's no one you know but we've talked about him before but it's not important anyway, move on

hey rugdaddy, how much american boipussi are you gonna conquer?

>>6658112
i should probably do that yeah, same with weakening my gag reflex that stuff is intense

>>6658120
Is it the drug addict guy that's like kinda annoying but not really

>>6658127
we didn't sleep together, i just gave it a kiss and tugged him off

>>6658139
no! ffs move on
and no, he's very annoying and i want to distance myself from him asap but i also don't want to be rude
this conversation is over now

>>6658113
Naw. Those used to break open all the time.
It might need a good cleaning, but it's probably fine.

>>6658117
Hmm. Doing the opposite'd make an interesting what it sort of Alternate History.

>>6658124
1776

>>6658140

With two fingers? lmao

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>>6658125
Oh my god it is a fucking pain. You've gotta practice letting something touch the part that triggers your gag reflex and relaxing it, eventually it does get easier but I've been practicing all week and I can get it all the way down for about 6 seconds before I gag. Wanna get rid of it so someone can just wildly fuck my throat without a care. We're gonna make it buddy.

>>6658148
I'm not saying American reee get out of europe, I'm saying they didn't have to fuck us over did they?

>>6658147
Is it senpai

>>6658156
ha ya p much

>>6658158
pretty soon you'll just be walking around the house attending to all your banalities with a dildo all the way down your throat

>>6658163
no jfc if you'd like to talk to me just message me

>>6658158
>wildly fuck my throat without a care.
Word
>We're gonna make it buddy.
Hopefully we're also going to land us an impeccable dick soon.

>>6658159
Kind of surprising, to be honest. You'd think they'd be more willing to let the UK be, in order to have stronger allies against the ruskies.

I guess not everyone was as gung-ho as MacArthur.

How do I fake a death so I can stop having to take care of everything around me?

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>>6658169
>the notebook
>gilmore girls
just what kind of guy do you think i am

>>6658176
I won't go into it as this isn't a history board, but its really depressing if you're a proud Briton.

>>6658180
>proud Briton.
Aren't those extinct?

Why haven't you done a hundred pushups today, gaygen? Not man enough?

>>6658187
i was gonna work out but then i got my package and it was all fucked up so i got bummed and had a soda and some nachos instead

>>6658188
bitch i got taste

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>>6658171
I tried sucking an 8 inch dick and the dude moaned like crazy when I deep throated it. Sadly the moment was ruined when my eyes started watering, my nose blocked up and I almost heaved up dinner, had to spit it out while trying to avoid touching it with my teeth. I hear that some semen demons are so skilled in the art of cocksucking that they can actually use the muscles of their throat to pleasure to tip of a penis. I aspire to one day achieve such a skill.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cph_6t741Ho

the drop is so dirty it makes Indian streets seem as clean as their toilets

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>>6658182
mummmmmmmmmy

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Does anyone else fantasize about being maimed or killed? I wish I could be crippled or killed in some way that wasn't my fault - it would give me a valid reason to feel as sad as I do, and dying from it would be like suicide except without hurting my family as much.

I've stopped wearing seatbelts and I dont look both ways when I cross the street anymore.

:(

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>>6658182
I have never been prouder to be British than when Brexit was announced.

It's an amazing feeling knowing that you took part in an event that marked the beginning of the new Golden Age of the West.

>>6658211
Do you wanna talk about why you feel like this?

>>6658220
hello maki how are you today?

>>6658213
>I have never been prouder to be British than when Brexit was announced.
Nah nah lad, you're fucking off to America because you want to live there more, hardly a patriot.

>>6658220
how am i chocolate?
and how did you know about my recently discovered love of drag

>>6658225
>what is dual citizenship

You seem like the type to think that Corbyn is a decent bloke.

>>6658192
Your package was fucked up?

>>6658257
amazon sent me some fragile shit in a gd envelope and it was all shattered, put me in a mood desu

>>6658248
>wanting to live in any other country
Nah lad, just saying you want to live in another country and constantly harp on about how amazing America is, hardly a patriot.

>>6658267
Yeah. But your package was fucked up though.

>>6658276
my package is fantastic bb :*

does anyone know what the "red castle" is? Is there a place somewhere in the world that is symbolised as a red castle?

>>6658279
Glad to hear it. My penis is also in tip top condition. Now we're both aware of the essentials.

>>6658280
http://www.theredcastle.ca/

I don't think I should try to talk to strangers or make friends anymore until I learn how to make good conversation.
How do I do that without talking to people though?

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>>6658275

>>6658288
i also am glad to hear that too as well

>>6658294
some people go to a therapist or support group and roleplay to learn stuff like that

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>>6658296
Kind of is lad, you constantly banging on about how great America is and wanting to live there, instead of this country and how its better doesn't really make you a patriot.

ANGRY THREADLY REMINDER
virgin bottoms are the worst unless you're into a bloody and shitty dick
virgin tops are great because you only have to deal with them for 20 seconds
ANGRY THREADLY REMINDER

>>6658313
>current year
>top/bottom meme

>>6658317
the top/bottom meme is apparent throughout society regardless of sexuality and if you can't deal with it then I suggest an exit bag off amazon for $39.99

>>6658309
Britain isn't Great anymore. Our military is in tatters. The country is reduced to a welfarenannypolice state infested with mudslimes and libcucks. It's a sinking ship. I want nothing more for Britain than for it to return to its former glory. My heart will always be British because I was born here and I do love the country, but I just need some time away from it. I'm patriotic about our history which is honestly the most glorious of any country in the world, but not the current state of our nation.

From America, I shall see what true freedom is and with that experience I shall return home and #MakeBritainGreatAgain

Why do guys think nude photos from below the dick is acceptable? It doesn't make your dicks look huge, it just makes your face look incredibly fat. Give it up lads.

>>6657953
I'm sort of a control freak, so I want a bf I trust enough to propose to me and pull it off perfectly.

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>>6658329
>fleeing when its all gone to shite

>>6658334
>control freak
>isn't controlling the proposal
ok so you're a fraud

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>>6658320
>the top is at the bottom
>the bottom is at the top
>pressing the bottom at the top takes you to the top at the bottom

>>6658340
it really makes you think

>>6658338
I'm not actually a control freak, I just like shit done right and no one does shit up to my standards.

I want to be able to give up control to my bf because he's just THAT competent.

>>6658347
When's the last time you were in a relationship?

>>6658337
>with that experience I shall return home and #MakeBritainGreatAgain

lrn2reed faget

>>6658353
You've got three guesses.

>got offered to be a slut for life at 18 by some rich dude who wanted to take me into the canadian mountains and breed me constantly
>turned that down
>fast forward im now a 22 yr old canadian neet
life comes @ you fast

>>6658330
If they're gonna take dishonest pictures why not just use photoshop? Then you can have as big a dick as you want.

>>6658372
Probably for the best.

>>6658372
You'd probably be dead by now if you went tho.

>>6658381
>dead or neet
tough one honestly

>>6658372
Better a Canadian neet than an uncomfortable hostage to someone who you might not enjoy spending the rest of your whole life with.

>>6658307
>therapist or support group
Sounds like it'll take a while to get anywhere

>roleplay
like online?

>>6658378
I guess they're too retarded to even use photoshop. If you're sending nudes anyways, just be comfortable with what you've got and send some poses that make you look fuckable. Not ones where perhaps your dick may look good, but the rest of your body is a turn off.

>>6658403
I'm gonna get a lot of shit for this familia, but if you want to learn to talk to normies go to reddit. The relationships board is full of judgmental bitches policing strangers' every faux pas. You'll get an idea of what people generally expect, and you can build on that.

>>6658403
i mean, it's the same concept
but it's a bit different when you're actually face to face practicing how to talk to people

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>tfw no werewolf bf to knot me and make my tummy bulge with his cum

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>>6658432
the absolute worst feel

My cat hasn't been inside all day and it's raining outside. Kinda makes you wish you had a friend to communicate distress to.

>>6658432
>>6658440
That's real weird.

>>6658408
If you're obsessed that much with your dong though surely you could spend five minutes getting acclimated to photoshop. Also surely when you took the picture of your upwards schlong and looked at it surely you would think 'nah, that' doesn't look good' in the first place? Clearly they just didn't put the effort in.

>>6658422
I'll check it out.

>>6658424
I'd be happy at least knowing how to talk to people online and through text.
It's a shame I struggle with even that.

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>>6658455
ruff

>>6658460
nah, it's something tons of people struggle with and seek help for. lots of jobs eve make you roleplay situations like that when you start too
it's not that weird

>>6658462
That is definitely one of the most hilarious fetishes. I'm surprised anyone can get off in between the laughs. I mean, come on. Look at that mask.

>>6658440
I hate piper.

>>6658467
Do you have any idea where I could seek roleplay like that?

>>6658470
yeah i was pretty turned off by hoods for a long time desu
but i have one now and it's cute
it is meant to be very light hearted and playful though, it's not one of those 'serious' fetishes where everything's all serious and grr all the time

>>6658476
i actually kinda like her, because she's funny and ridiculous, but objectively she's an awful person

>>6658478
any therapist, it's not like some speciality treatment or anything. i'm seeing a therapist and he suggested we roleplay like that once

>tfw you will never like women as much as men
>have to choose between marrying a woman, having kids, and living a lie vs. never passing on your genetic material vs. having a surrogate with some person you don't actually have anything in common with

How do I deal with these feels? I just want to have kids with my ideal partner ;_;

>>6658493
I guess there's far worse things to do with your time. Still really silly masks though.

>>6658495
I'd go with surrogate myself, i couldn't raise a child that wasn't my race or didn't look anything like me.

>>6658507
they are silly, but that's part of the fun kind desu
i'm not sure i could wear one during a sexual scene though, i'd prefer to just have my bone gag or something

>>6658513
A sexual 'scene'? Planning on breaking into the porn industry? Pioneer hardcore pupper porn?

>>6658356
So fleeing when Brexit went to shit and the country needs help the most. Not a patriot at all. You're a coward.

>>6658541
when you're doing like a bdsm thing it's called a scene. like a bondage scene, a hot wax scene etc
i don't really get why but saying scene is a habit i've picked up recently lol
puppy play scenes are very often nonsexual
the way i see it the hood would be fun to play in, but i feel like it'd be very distracting and weird to have sex in
and nah i couldn't do porn, i can barely even have sex without a camera around. i'm super uptight and weird about sex

>>6658211
I do.
I was walking home tonight and silently hoped that someone would point a gun towards my head, pull the trigger and leave me there to slip into the calm, cool river of death.

>>6658560
Clearly I have much to learn.

>>6658558
Brexit hasn't gone to shit, but i said hes not a patriot because hes fleeing to American rather than staying here, funny part is America has it far worse than Britain n terms of the percentages of whites.

Any of y'all play pathfinder? My friend wants to start one and I have no idea what I'm doing

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>>6658495
Retards shouldn't be allowed to breed. Go adopt a kid or something, the world has too many people as it is and the last thing it needs is the child of a vapid idiot who only wants to bring another life into the world purely to stroke his own ego.

Fucking breeders and wannabe breeders need to die. Only the most gifted of society should be allowed to breed.

>>6658567
i'd be happy to teach you baby
i'll have you barking like a dog in no time ;) ;) ;)

>>6658580
i don't play, but the creator of pathfinder liked some of my selfies on tumblr and i was like :o
i'm in a dnd 5e campaign atm

>>6658582
no one should breed, screw all breeders

>>6658582
Bet you won't condone population control in third world countries though, you'll only push that "DON'T HAVE CHILDREN" in first world countries won't you?

>>6658329
>Britain isn't Great anymore.
I hate this meme. Great Britain is referring to the fact that the island we're on is the bigger than Ireland, which was referred to as Lesser Britain.
>>6658558
There's literally nothing anyone can even do about Brexit right now, because we don't know what's going to happen. We're waiting for Article 50 to be called so negotiations about leaving the EU can start, but Theresa May's suggested waiting for Scotland to agree, so who knows how long it's going to take.
In this situation there's no way to really "help" the country, because nobody knows what the country needs help with yet.
>>6658455
>If you're obsessed that much with your dong though surely you could spend five minutes getting acclimated to photoshop. Also surely when you took the picture of your upwards schlong and looked at it surely you would think 'nah, that' doesn't look good' in the first place? Clearly they just didn't put the effort in.
Yes, school us on how to sext people, NEET virgin who hasn't left the house in years.

>>6657877
I know but I still feel bad, though. It makes me feel like a damn creep thinking that way about him when he's one of my closest friends. Which is why I try real hard not to.

Sometimes it just feels like I have really strong "friend" feelings for him and sometimes it feels like a crush or something. So I'm not really sure which it is. And I'm worried that if I let it grow to a crush things will be awkward and it'll end the friendship. I don't even know if he likes guys. I don't think he knows either.

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>>6657732
Sloth

>>6658582
>Only the most gifted of society should be allowed to breed.
Protip: if you just breed for intelligence, you're no longer placing selection pressure on attractiveness, personality or health, so you're going to create a race of feeble nerds.
Human eugenics never end well, because the criteria on who should breed are immensely subjective.

>>6658595
I don't even think three WHOLE winkie faces is gonna convince me there. And I think if I pretended to be a dog by myself in my room I'd eventually get committed. I dunno though, maybe the psychiatric ward is more fun.

>>6658625
You still can't identify a joke.

>>6658582
>the world has too many people
Naw. We've got room for another 20 billion, easy peasy.

>>6658615
Not at all. I think we need to sterilize the majority of this planets population, preferably through a biological weapon that can be spread through water. We should search for a certain number of individuals with remarkable physical and mental characteristics and gather them together where they won't be affected. The rest of the worlds population generously gets to live out the rest of their miserable lives while the selected superiors create the future of mankind.

Even though nobody in this general, board or site will ever be selected, imagine if you were a child born in the future where the world is free of scum and you have every genetic advantage.

>>6658641
>maybe the psychiatric ward is more fun.
it isn't

>>6658644
that really sucks, i mean not that a person in a chair couldn't be a pup, but most play is very
physical

>>6658580
I'm sure your friend will walk you through it. Unless you're expected to GM.

>>6658595
>i'm in a dnd 5e campaign atm
What do you think so far?

>>6658641
>maybe the psychiatric ward is more fun.
They've got lots of crayons, if you like to color.

>>6658595
Is there a difference between pathfinder and dnd? I thought they were the same thing

>>6658659
So basically the world is white, or are you going to tell me there would be other races?

>>6658669
Pathfinder is sort of a redo of 3.5 (by a different company) after it was release under the OGL.

Mostly cause nobody wanted to play 4th.

>>6658668
i like it, i've played a sorcerer and a wizard and they both play different enough, which is a great improvement from 4e lol

>>6658669
pathfinder is based off dnd 3.5e, they are very different from each other now

>>6658668
Holy shit, crayons? I'm sold.

>>6658663
Even though they have crayons?

I guess you can't just play videogames and masturbate all day if you're in a hospital, mind you. That's a downer.

>>6658669
Different rulesets.

>>6658659
It's too bad you're not and will never be in a position of power to see this plan come to fruition. Also
>selective breeding will create a world free of scum
"Scum" is a personality trait. There's no indicator that people with great physical and mental characteristics can't be scumbags.
If you did manage to make everyone be super smart and super hot, then all you've done is manage to make some super smart and super hot scumbags, because they'd be growing up in a world where sterilising undesirables was seen as a justifiable action, and in the knowledge that they were "hand selected" to be born. Great job with your smart, sexy scumbags.

>>6658688
there were no crayons, and i mean, you could masturbate i guess, if you don't mind your roommate watching and then getting you in trouble with the orderlies

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>>6657732
Lust.
Horny 24/7
Hard 8~16 hours per day
Also Jealousy, here OP, fixed that image removing things equally disgusting. No whore will touch my lusty-chan.

>>6658678
We'd have to be collecting a huge number of people if we want to ensure the survival of our species. Race won't be top priority, important traits like disease immunity, intelligence, physical ability and so on will be put above all else.

>>6658688
>That's a downer.
The biggest downer, from what I could tell, was that they didn't let you have blankets even though it's chilly, on account of you might try and hang yourself.

>>6658703
ew, i hadn't even noticed the girl at first
gross

>>6658708
>no blankets
jfc were you in supermax or what

>>6658595
And I'm the DM :3

>>6658716
just start tripping again already, you clearly want to

>>6658714
Not me, the ex-wife. even the curtains were made out of this weird easy rip material like paper towels, so you couldn't use them to off yourself. Also only crayons, since you might hurt yourself or someone else with a pencil.

It was quiet and there were crayons. That's about all the good points.

>>6658708
Oh yeah. The way the mentally ill and elderly tend to be treated is pretty bad huh. I guess I'll endeavour not to go insane. Or grow old.

>>6658731
did she try and kill someone?
i was in a mental hospital and it was nowhere near that intense. we weren't allowed to have our street clothes but we could have blankets

>>6658751
That's exactly it. Balls hanging from eyes.

>>6658751
it's a cat face m8

>>6658708
i mean if you're desperate enough to try and kill yourself with a blanket everyone should probably just y'know let you escape this hell but

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>>6658751

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>>6658751

>>6658729
No this is a safe space as anon, fucko
I won't get all the shit that drags me down as anon
>>6658751
It's kawaii anime face
Uguuu OWO

>>6658773
Rick and Morty was pretty fun.

>>6658744
>I guess I'll endeavour not to go insane. Or grow old.
That's my plan.
>>6658749
>did she try and kill someone?
Herself, before she voluntarily committed herself.

>>6658773
Oh boy, here I go killing again

>>6658432

>tfw not the werewolf but I get treated like a big dumb puppy

How many of us have been poisoned by dirty paws

>>6658757
A girl I stayed in hospital with waited until she was unmonitored and then unscrewed the lightbulb in her room, smashed it and started cutting herself with the glass.

>tfw you cant love cream pies anymore without people thinking you're a bugchasing cunt

>>6658731
>the ex-wife
????
You were married? How old were you when you got married?

>>6658781
that's what i'm saying though
i'm someone who's been through the system and that seems over the top unless she did something really outlandish

>>6658784
maybe you should embrace your pupness tbqh

>>6658786
prep is your friend, slut

>>6658785
at that point it's an art installation

>>6658783
I will kill anyone, anywhere. Children, animals, old people, doesn't matter. I just love killing!

>>6658775
>I won't get all the shit that drags me down as anon
That's why I don't tend to trip much anymore too. People respond to my posts instead of just responding with dumb jokes about me.

>>6658792

Ok but only if I can be a werewolf puppy is that a thing

>>6658792
why would i need to be on prep if i want to eat a coconut cream pie
wait dont tell me you can get aids from coconut cream pies too now

>>6658798
Very true man

>>6658801
u got me anon
u got me so good

>>6658800
ya it is you big dumb dog :*

>>6658705
You want to create the perfect humans you said it yourself, if you're going to do that they'd all be white, as white people have all the best traits. Or are you going to say race doesn't matter?

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>>6658211

I prefer a more casual self destruction through drug abuse ;^)

mixing heroin and crack,taking any pills going and injecting them if they are feasibly injectable, cooking up old spoons and cottons etc as a philosophy is dangerous and taking your life into own hands just like not wearing a seatbelt but it gives you short term joy and respite from the shitty world

desu it is the best solution other than actually unfucking your life

>>6658812
Stop trying to sex everyone up
Fucking disgusting v

>>6658668
Nah. I'm gonna be a dorf cleric

>>6658864
all i did was call him a dog...

>>6658668
Yeah, what did you think puppy ? >:(

tbqh i forgot today was even a holiday
i didn't even get any holiday dick

>>6658812

o-oh boy

>>6658883
You're a freak damn it, a sex hound

>>6658897
Which holiday, must be American.

>>6658911
Nope, North of

>>6658916
The Arctic Circle for sure.

>>6658874
Nerd.

>>6658940

Killed this thread too you dumb fag

>>6658887
i already said... >>6658687

>>6658908
i wish
i'm a prude with a lot of sexual hangups

>>6658986
I meant beyond just playing a guy like your experience at the table and your overall enjoyment

>>6658990
well, idk i was talking about more mechanically than my experience playing, wizards and sorcerers in 4e were too mechanically similar to the point that there was no reason to ever play a wizard. so now i've played both and think they both been vastly improved and differentiated.
but my groups i've played with have both kind of fallen apart desu
the one i'm in now is now the dm is trying to find some randoms to play with us, which is nice b/c i like this campaign but at the same time i'm not keen on playing with a bunch of strangers
overall it has been enjoyable and the spell slot mechanic was a bit confusing at first but it actually feels pretty natural and intuitive now that i'm used to it

>>6658916
God's own Yorkshire?

>>6658669
Some of the 3.5e devs were pissed off that D&D's publishers threw it under the bus when marketing 4e so they made their own company (Paizo) with blackjack and furry hookers. Pathfinder is essentially 3.5 with way too much optional shit written for it.

>>6657732
Sloth is probably the closest. I try very hard to not be lazy but sometimes it's so hard to not go to sleep instead of going into the lab every day and coming home to read textbooks. I've spent all of today in bed reading fantasy books and I can't evens say I regret it.

>>6658580
I'm not sure what I play, all I know is its version 3.5.

I've been loving it so far, its a really great game in a group, we have to work it around our work lives though so its often rather random.

What was the last compliment you received?

>>6659149
mum told me i had a nice ass 2bh

Look at every trip and anon, talking about table top like it's trendy,
Back in my day , it was nerdy and even gg insulted you

>>6659149
A guy on Grindr told me I look girly and he bets I'm a moaner.

>>6659160
It's now officially cool to be a nerd, unless you're genuinely a nerd and actually *like* to do these things, in which case you're still a weirdo in peoples eyes.

>>6659149
I dunno, my friend said my hair is long enough for him to mistake me for a girl, so I could suck his dick at night. I didn't do it... He has a big buldge though...

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all 7 cuz i am le devil

>>6659168
Post your hair

>>6659077
Doing nothing is pretty great. 14 hours sleep a day is where it's at.

>>6659149
In person? Someone told me I was good at singing when I was, like, 16. I guess someone also said I didn't act like I looked when I was at university, but I dunno if that was a compliment or not, I think it was just intended to be one.

>>6659168
>KR with long hair
I need to see this desu

why do guys squeeze the everloving shit out of their dicks in photos
jfc let it breathe

>>6659174
It ain't that long, its just basically basin head right now. Its long for a guy, yeah, not loooonnnggg though.

>>6659185
I don't have any recent pictures, I took a dumb one in the Rugby/Swede pose a while back, if anyone saved that.

>>6659149
Shit maybe KR saying I was comfy or cute or something
Other then that , hard to remember
>>6659168
Yeah I know it's strange, that its uncool to pass over that Rubicon of nerdom even though knowing all the flash comics and stuff is fine

Also does your hair grow that quick, it seemed like medium length when I was there

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>>6658830
White people went through a genetic bottleneck so are statistically less diverse.
However, owing to increased photoperiod variance at more extreme latitudes, it's possible to wind up with circadian dysregulation which is a massive risk factor in mental illness. Thus the closer to the poles you get, the lower the frequency of genes associated with mental illness.
But as is the problem with all of these schemes, the idea of "best traits" is subjective beyond basic stuff like incidence of mental illness, and people will inevitably bias towards their race.
For example, "Utopia" was a series that basically explored the premise of trying to sterilise 99.9% of the world's population. The inventor decided that immunity would be granted exclusively to Romani Gypsies.

>>6659200
That's not long, definitely not long to mistake as a girl imo

>>6659201
>comfy
What is with the meme usage of comfy recently? A chair is comfy. A person is comfy if you're lying on their lap or something, but I keep seeing people describe others as "comfy". What do you understand "comfy" to mean?

I was mistaken for a girl because of my hair at uni. Doesn't feel too good really.

>>6659197
They want it to look bigger.

>>6659223
as if you could kill me

>>6659201
Iunno, medium length then I suppose. It grows rather fast and I'm just too lazy to go get it cut.

>>6659216
Nah, he meant like when we went to bed and the lights were off he would be able to just think of a girl.

Obviously this was all a joke between us though, he's straight. He's probably the one who makes the most gay jokes with me though, he remarks on my sexuality constantly.

>>6659227
>tfw no KR as a mate to have banter with

>>6659226
He's been sharpening the wincer
Get with 4 inches, you're minorly wounded
>>6659227
Me too desu, it's gets pretty bad in my case and stuff

None of my friends make flirty jokes with me :(
Fair enough I guess

>>6659211
whites are geneticially predisposed to being sociopaths
reading anything about world history in the last 300 years or so could have told you that

>>6659234
my ass is hairier than your whole life i would look like a damn fool in that getup

>>6659238
Lol I love sludges real talk
And whose to say that wouldn't be cute

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If I hide most of my face I can almost pass for not being uggo.

How do I emulate this irl?

>>6659249
nnn yas daddy ogle my furpussy

>>6659228
Well you can always have banter on here, pretty much all this place is good for really.

>>6659230
Can you grow it into an afro because its curly?

To be fair the flirty jokes get rather annoying when you'd actively want it to go further sometimes.

>>6659257
Yeah but you're an interesting guy, would be nice to have you as a friend IRL, ah well.

>>6659253
... are you sure? Its Sean
>>6659257
I can try ... if that's what you like

>No Kr Bf to take his getting teased frustration out on me
Welp

>>6659250
plastic surgery

>>6659250
>If I hide most of my face I can almost pass for not being uggo.

You need to hide a lot more than that then, mate.

Can you have a crush on someone you hate at the same time? I feel so weird, he's a douche but he also makes my heart flutter. And he's straight.

>>6659266
Honestly this. Society can be a real bitch about it because it's "unfair" but plastic surgery can make most people 8/10s.

>>6659265
absolutely disgusting

>>6659270
yes
at least you recognize it's just a crush not claiming you're 'falling for him' or something
you'll get over it in time

>>6659272
didnt ask

>>6659270
yes, myself

>>6659250
just get some PS
also go in for some hair implants too m8
welcome to the modern world of science

>>6659274
You started it, you fucking perv

>>6659270
>he's straight
lmao

>>6659250
>How do I emulate this irl?
wear masks
desu it's really corny hollow advice but you should learn to accept what you've got, because barring plastic surgery (which is a valid option), you're pretty much stuck with what you've got.

>>6659270
Yes, same situation, I can't stand him and I can't stand not to see him.

Basically you'll have to decide either way, if you can deal with the shit or not. I'm already trying to wean myself off of mine.

>>6659265
Hah, naw I don't think I like afros, I was just curious as to if that's what it would do.

>>6659262
Yeah, there's a lot of people on here I'd like to hang out with too, for the most part people on here are quite like minded and seem decent to be around.

>>6659149
>hi handsome, beautiful eyes you got

It made me very happy.

>>6659149
"you're a really cute blonde"

>>6659149
>>6659300
>seem decent to be around
That's my last compliment

Also yeah it's just becomes really curly and gay. Makes me look really feminine and its quite a difference then when I'm properly shaved

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>>6659250
Hey, I have glasses like those.

>>6659300
You're into capri's which is nice desu, one of my favourite cars as well, I'd get one but as you've posted many times the good ones are pretty expensive.

>>6659149
Someone called my accent cool in a game, thats about it.

>>6659270
RIP

>>6659300
>for the most part people on here are quite like minded and seem decent to be around
Dunno about that one.

>>6659302
>>6659312
Geez.

I feel like anyone who has ever been shown affection should go home honestly.

>>6659342
jokes on you i'm already home

>>6659351
Go further home.

>>6659293
He's a "bad boy", got criminal record for beating his ex gf and some drug abuse, he also is homophobic, which is why I despise him
But he said I'm cool and I want to help him
I always fall for guys like this... In high school it was a neo-Nazi

>>6659353
i got in bed now what

>>6659342
but i rarely get compliments.

>>6659320
Spooky.

>>6659342
I should have worded it better, I meant most people, not everyone in general. I mean let's be honest, we've got some real dickheads in here.

>>6659318
Can you straighten curly hair, or does it spring back to being curly soon after?

>>6659323
The Capri is a funny story, I can't recall when or why it became the dream car for me. I remember when I was a kid my neighbour had one and I hated it, I called it an ugly piece of shit.

Look at me now, my entire life goal revolves around acquiring one.

We can put our (presumably) tiny funds together and buy a really knackered one.

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>>6659360
girl
take it easy

>>6659270

An old man on grindr called me handsome

>>6659360
He sounds like a dreamboat.

>>6659376
you made it!

>>6659372
I like them because as a kid this man's house my dad went to work on, the guy owned one and he was super nice to me, let me borrow gamecube games for a week. He had a racing green capri in his garage that he'd start up for me and i thought it was the coolest car ever desu. [spoiler] looking back on it hes actually my type, i don;t want to think about that connection [/spoiler]

>>6659362
I dunno, invent a miracle cure for neglect? That'd be pretty swell. Pretty hard to do that while in bed though, unless you've got a secret laboratory bed. That'd be cool.

>>6659369
Too late. Once is enough.

>>6659372
Present.

>>6659360
R I P.

F'real, just meet someone nice.

>>6659372
IIt looks so strange straight and long, I did it once, it doesn't suit me

>>6659394

M-maybe a cute boy will do it next

>someone wants to meet you
>they're black
>automatically not interested

I know people are allowed to have preferences, but I still feel racist.

>>6659409
oh, no. you have to wait for at least 30 creepy old men to compliment you first.

>>6659410

iktf

but with asians and indians

blacks aren't common here so I haven't experienced that yet

>>6659360
LMAO

>>6659414

I can handle that. It's not that different from catching 25 gastlys in order to evolve my haunter into a gengar right

>>6659410
I feel scared of peeling my foreskin back

>>6659422
Yes. It's exactly like evolving your haunter. Everything is exactly like Pokemon.

>>6659422
they are ghastly xDDDDD

>>6659424
Gonna be a lot of cheese under there.

>>6659404
Huh, neat though, I always figured you couldn't straighten curly hair.

>>6659399
Everyone is a dickhead actually, but being a dickhead can be a likeable thing.

>>6659398
Do you think you tie your like for the car to your like of him then?

Also, my neighbour got rid of his Capri one day and got a beetle instead... I think that's when I liked the Capri and started hating beetles!

>>6659433

ok good thanks

>>6659380
I messaged you on Skype fyi, if you're ever get a chance, no rush tho
It can wait :3

>>6659439
Help, what do I do?

>>6659439
Nah you can, just do it from after a shower

>>6659439
I dunno about that one. I've been a dick constantly and it's never gotten me anywhere.

>>6659424
That's an out-of-the-blue comment.

Personal hygiene is important, friend.

>>6659439
Nah i love the car on its own and i was 10 at the time, i wasn't even thinking of sex, i just think theres maybe a chance hes the reason i like the men i do, can;t think why but he was so attractive, looking back I'm jealous because he was in his early twenties and owned a decent house and a capri.

>>6659424
Lemme smell yo dick

How do you guys clean your dicks?

>>6659269

You don't understand where I was starting out.

>>6659266
>>6659283
>>6659295

Someone I respect quite a lot did point out plastic surgery is essentially just expensive self harm. I'm not sure they can un-massive my 5head anyway.

>>6659320

Wow. It's like if I was an MtF or something. Genuinely unsettling.

>>6659484

Pull foreskin back --> run hot water over it and rub with fingers

>>6659484
With cum

>>6659484
My foreskin is too tight and my head is way too sensitive, i sort of use the hose off my shower to get water under there, god knows if it actually cleans it, but it doesn't smell horrible so it seems fine.

>>6659492
And how's that working out for you?

>>6659497
My dick look young

>>6659493
I feel you man, I soap and rub the hell out of my dick, and just hope it is doing the job

>>6659500
So what you're saying is that frotting is the fountain of youth.

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>tfw you find a normal looking guy on grindr
>tfw you accidentally stumble upon his puppy/watersport/belly fetish tumblr blog

>>6659488
it's not hard to make a new hairline lol
and idk if i agree with that
for some people plastic surgery is relieves a huge burden
personally i'm unsure if i'd get it myself but i definitely understand why people do and i support it

>>6659493
go to a doctor, get some gd phimosis cream, and clean your dick

>>6659501
Rubbing the hell out of it definitely does the job.

>>6659514

The weirder guys look, the better they are.

t. England's #1 Slurms McKenzie impersonator.