Don't make me delete this plox
▶ Informed consent providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
▶ Trans Info Dump: http://pastebin.com/h1vLPxyV (embed) (embed)
▶ Beginner makeup resources: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
▶ Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
▶ Transition timelines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
▶ Voice Training: http://pastebin.com/dgipdsge (embed) (embed)
▶ HRT info: https://web.archive.org/web/0000000000000/http://taimapedia.org/index.php?title=Hormones
▶ Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
▶ IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
▶ Zeemaps: https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1128712
>>6504476
>Don't make me delete this plox
DELETE THIS
>>6504476
delete this
>>6504476
Delete this
>>6504500
>In the mornings when my eyes are blurry
>come out of the shower
>mirror is steamed up
>Wow I look like a girl
>It clears
>Nevermind
>>6504484
No, but I've had panic attacks, does that count for anything?
>>6504466
Pls, I chase boys :(
>>6504473
I think that doing something like that doesn't necessarily reflect on their orientation, but does effectively make them a chaser. Some chasers are probably repressed gay, some are probably bi, and others are probably legitimately straight, but have a fetish.
>>6504506
http://videos.hgtv.com/video/make-your-own-frosted-mirror-98973
hopefully thisll bring back OG birdy
>>6504519
birdy doesnt like us reminding her that she has dysphoria
I wish I could listen to girly music but /mu/ was my first board so I have hipster douche-boi taste.
ANy of u listen to music that isn't /a/ related?
>>6504519
You need vulture bait.
>>6504497
Hun the only thing that needs to be deleted is your jaw.
My sister gave me a bunch of nail polish, I'm pretty happy about it
>>6504497
WELL LOOK WHO CAME BACK
>>6504514
admit it elanna, you're an evil manipulative chaser :^)
>>6504519
I've been here the whole time and I don't know of this OG birdy you speak of
>>6504529
bearded vultures eat bones I told you this already
am i chaser for wanting to fug a lot of you
>>6504540
yay the satan-bird girl with a penis is back!
thats good right?
>>6504540
Don't make me post Biafra pictures...
>>6504546
suck a dildo and post pics of it and I'll give you the low-down
>>6504540
Is it really chasing if I meet them as boys and force fem them to be my tranny gf?
>>6504539
jelly
>>6504555
y-you do that for people
>>6504558
you greek rikki?
>>6504558
Jelly Biafra?
http://youtu.be/bD0djqbR04I
>>6504515
that's like what my sister does
how to find the facebook page where i can see all of the trips pictures?
>>6504562
yes
>>6504561
I'd do it for you if you lived anywhere close. Bring some fem&ms and I'll make sure you take them like a good girl
>>6504566
this is really good, thnx mama-trip
>>6504514
Ok well here's where you go a little overboard with the term chaser then in my opinion. Wouldn't that just make mostly any guy that's with a trans girl a chaser? As much as you might like to imagine meeting some straight guy who has no idea you are trans and then when he finds out, doesn't care at all one way or the other, that's going to be really rare. Your being trans is probably going to affect a guy in some way, maybe a small way, but in some way whether he is more attracted to you or less.
I think it's probably pretty rare that a chaser would be a repressed gay guy too. Unless they're going after extremely nonpassing girls. Sexual orientation can be a pretty vague thing.
Im supposed to be sleeping but what ever who needs sleep when you can shitpost
>>6504572
h-how would you make sure i took them
>>6504576
>>6504546
apparently it's okay if you're a transbian :^)
>>6504547
???
>>6504552
holy shit lel
>>6504555
you'd be manipulating them into becoming vulnerable transgirls so YES, CHASER SCUM
>>6504583
Youre not my mom
>>6504574
>I think it's probably pretty rare that a chaser would be a repressed gay guy too. Unless they're going after extremely nonpassing girls.
Does that mean I have a chance of hooking up with a gay guy?
>>6504583
joan, you'll never believe it
I made a friend by being a complete twat to said person
>>6504584
Hey, you're the one who said you wanted bones...
>>6504588
Awesome!
>>6504574
The difference between a chaser and any other guy dating trans girls is that a chaser explicitly seeks out a girl who is trans, and non-chasers date trans girls opportunistically, or in spite of them being trans. I don't consider someone who dates a girl who happens to be trans to be a chaser. A guy in a gay bar looking for a trans girl to hook up with however is by all definitions a chaser.
>>6504581
I'd watch you take them. If you resist I'll just slip them into your food.
>>6504584
Fug, guess I'm chaser scum
>>6504555
This happend to me not shure what to do now tho since he gave dysphoria, what am i even?
>>6504598
>A guy in a gay bar looking for a trans girl to hook up with however is by all definitions a chaser.
I'm pretty sure that's what most people imagine when they think "chaser".
WHERE IS THE FACEBOOK PAGE
>designing a workbench because I'm sick of bending down to work on car stuff
I'm not a girl am I
>>6504610
sell yr car and buy hair removal instead, gf
She's only been here for 10 minutes guys....
>>6504607
the what
>>6504607
edie, faye and maddie all apparently know where it is
>>6504598
i have never wanted to live in canada more
>>6504619
Lmao
WHERE IS THE FACEBOOK PAGE WITH THE PRETTY PRETTY TRIP PICTURES ON IT???!!!
>>6504627
hey big sis! how are you?
>>6504616
I only have one car tho
>>6504598
Where do you find non-chaser guys? most guys I know wouldn't date a trans girl because "it's a guy" or "she has a dick"
>>6504627
RED WHERE IS IT?!
>>6504610
>girls can't into carpentry or automobiles
Yes you are, no get to work and be the best Rosie the Riveter you can be; you don't want the Germans to win do you?
>>6504623
cute > buff any day otfw
>>6504634
I think the girls here just don't get out enough to really know...
>>6504630
Im good! With gf!
>go to get my things from my house
>everyone is in the living room
>no one talks to me
>pack up and leave
>say goodbye to my dogs grave
>get taken to my parents house, where I'll be sleeping on the couch for a couple nights i guess
>no one talks to me there either
This is fuckin depressing.
>>6504572
>tfw no elanna to make me take my hrt like a good girl
;~;
I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN
>>6504634
I dont really feel like a woman, its just that some times when i see myself in the mirror i feel gross and disgusting and feel a strong urge to hide myself
>>6504635
Where is what?
>>6504641
I can't wait to see you in october! it seems so far away... only 3 months to go.
>>6504636
o-okie
>>6504648
THE FAcebook page, plz sir
>>6504574
>tfw pan
feels good to be able to like a person regardless of gender and appearance so long as they're not an obese leper
>>6504591
dying desu
>>6504598
at least you can admit and embrace it, chaser :^)
I will never post early in mtfg. You people are too fast for me.
Anyways, please rate. Posted in a passing thread but, as always, I was way too late.
>>6504656
110% pass
omg it hurts
>>6504656
face looks a little weird but very cute/10
>>6504656
Are cis girls allowed in here?
Jk how long have you been on htr?
>>6504647
>I don't feel like a woman
You and every pretransition trans girl, with a few exceptions. How do you feel like a woman when all you've ever known is life as a male? You feel dysphoria, that's the indicator that something's not right.
>>6504645
Take your hrt and I'll give you headpat gifs
>>6504638
That's the long and short of it yeah.
>>6504633
The same places cis girls meet guys, you just have to keep trying until you find one ok with you being trans.
>>6504653
But I'm a unique type of chaser :(
>>6504652
Why would you need a Facebook page when you can see my pictures here? Or do you really want me to start a fan page and group for the lulz?
>>6504656
Yep. Lighting is really odd though
>>6504656
cis girl trolling/10
>tfw stuck upstairs watching planet earth to keep my dog calm through the fireworks
>>6504656
Overall you look pretty great. Maybe a clearer face picture would help
>>6504644
Hi oddish I just saw yr email pop up
My gf came home with buddy last night but it wasn't good timing to bring it up.
I read this
http://www.wikihow.com/Persuade-People
Also her friends lived with us for a month and I didn't get much say in it so I think she won't be able to say no with my new skills.
>>6504668
please red
>>6504669
Im not even pretransition
Ive been on hrt for like 8 months now
I really did feel like everything whould be better if i was a girl, now im not so shure
Pic is my ugly mug
>>6504656
Fucking qt m8. 10/10
>>6504670
You always post your pics though
Go ahead and start it up
I already have yr best saved btw
>>6504444
???????
>>6504675
I was wondering why my parents' dog's barking was mixed with yelps of pain during the fireworks the other day. Well, they forgot to remove the anti-barking collar... and the dog kept barking during the whole thing. I don't understand how some people manage to brainwash themselves into thinking dogs are smart...
going out to get a chocolate shake
I'm about 90% sure I'm ok to drive at this point
>>6504686
is that boymode or girlmode?
this is an honest question, I legit can't tell
>tfw you're a girl
:)
>>6504669
Elanna! Did your see my message earlier?
>>6504706
Well im mtf just not presenting yet
>>6504707
iktf
>>6504686
>I really did feel like everything would be better if i was a girl
Reality is, that's not how transition works. If you want to be a girl, then great, it will give you that. It won't do anything else for you. If you have other problems in your life, you'll just be a girl with those same problems. Would you rather be a girl or a boy? That's what matters.
>>6504707
No I didn't
why are we all so ugly and unpassable but the trans girls you hear about IRL are always so pretty?
I am 100% sure that /mtfg/ makes people pass less because instead of putting effort into things like makeup or actually being fucking girls you guys just play video games and watch anime. Seriously, go on tumblr or go >>>/out/ and learn how to do girl things smdh
>>6504707
lizzy a qt girl
>>6504690
I ain't no cissy...as much as I wish I was.
I'm tired of dying
Robot bodies when
Youu remember years ago when yr dad knocks on the doors unexpectedly and yr wearing stockings and makeup and you had to hide really quick and tell him youre naked or something?
>>6504685
Whatttttt bosss
>>6504714
Best feel
>>6504716
Guess who got a boyfriend?
Guess who got their hand grabbed and got turned around into a kiss ~
Guess who's happy~
>>6504720
^~^
Thanks ~
>>6504721
awh you're hella cute.
See, /mtfg/. This is how you girl.
>>6504723
My father once walked in on me bouncing up and down on a toy while wearing purple and black stockings and a collar. Got the shit kicked out of me :p
>>6504722
T R A N S H U M A N I S M
WHEN??
>>6504719
>why are we all so ugly and unpassable but the trans girls you hear about IRL are always so pretty?
Speak for yourself girl
>>6504528
Ayy fampai
last.fm/user/ironicsincerity
It didn't scribble the past week tho;-;
>>6504619
Is that red sucking cock?
>>6504729
>cock hanging out
>This is how you girl
???
>>6504727
Congrats! ^^
>>6504695
love me!
>>6504734
Same desu.
>tfw im 5'4" but the width of my shoulders are 15 inches
I'm fine : ^ )
Helppp
I think a cis guy I met online is getting a crush on me or something
He doesn't know I'm trans what do I do???
>>6504734
when yr done suffering
>>6504731
when daddy's home? oh no
>>6504741
i thought you got cut senpai
or is that an old pic
If you don't pass after almost two years hrt, should you just give up? Pic related
>>6504719
Well, I'm pretty and I pass smoothly. I also have a social life, just not at oh dark thirty on a Monday morning. Though there are a couple friends I could call that early, I guess.
>>6504721
I want your shoulders
>>6504745
Oh thanks btw
Delete this
>>6504749
don't trust anyone..
not even yourself..
>>6504739
>last.fm/user/ironicsincerity
u sure are /mu/
i stopped using last.fm after it didn't scrobble a massive head-banging session
you play instruments?
>>6504752
Of course. I think you look great.
>>6504723
I didn't have much trouble with that, no. The only time I did was when we took turns with friends trying on my mother's wedding dress... That didn't end up well...
>>6504727
noooo I don't wanna guess...
I just spent all afternoon wanting a boy to fuck me silly...
>>6504729
Like Elanna said, I don't think having my cock out is the best way to girl. But thanks though...you're super sweet!
>>6504729
I ain't cis I swear. Although when I bend over in some pictures it looks like I have a pussy, lol.
>>6504749
whats yr boyo name? I might know u
im not mean btw
>>6504746
If you're interested in him back, tell him your trans. If you're not interested in him, let him down easy and go your separate ways.
>>6504748
That picture isn't me
>>6504749
>unkempt tumblr hair
>brows
Before you give up, at least try to fix your presentation a little.
>>6504745
Not a problem <3
good moorning /mtfg/
even tho its technically not morning anymore ;u;
how are you?
>>6504770
I can't tell exactly if he's got one on me, maybe I'm just over thinking things
>>6504772
ye i thought that looked different than the tier list
>>6504767
fucken saved
prime boipussy teaser
>>6504774
Killing myself :)
>>6504784
aww :( dont do that anon whats wrong
>>6504767
this is not how to girl!!
3lewd5me
>>6504768
i fucking hate my shoulders man, i think they actually might be 16in
>>6504776
a little I guess
>>6504782
Gracias. Wish I could post the uncensored pic on here >.>
Or can I?
>>6504787
Everything in life sucks
>>6504749
>don't pass
not with that attitude
>>6504793
wait, why?
>>6504794
imgur and or unsee
do it for the love of god
>>6504738
>julian
???
>>6504792
>tfw ywn be friends with abby
>>6504795
awww :/ what sucks?
u wanna talk about it?
Well I got the ufuflu.
I have aquired a shitty taste of anime and video games
>>6504778
Possibly.
From my experiences, its better to tell them sooner than later, but you also don't wanna pop it on them too early either. The best advice I have is play things by ear.
>>6504781
I changed my style a bit since that tier list got made anyways.
>>6504775
Exhausted and hung over after Canada day but otherwise gud.
>>6504656
Thanks for making me dysphoric.
>>6504790
I feel kinda like this about mine
>burn on arm
Yeah, it was a hot pan
>another appears further away
hot pan, it fell in a really weird way
it's too late to switch my story to hot grease splatter ><
>>6504809
Glad to hear you're well. You should go to bed early if you're tired.
>>6504772
I mean it's hard to keep my hair looking nice, I work around 65 hours a week, these are all me right after work
>>6504803
Why are you always complaining about being ugly? You are beautiful and you pass and you have friends and you have a good job and you own a car what the hell is wrong with you.
Shut the fuck up, some of us are actually ugly and and I'm sick of hearing passing normie scum like you complain about being sad. Get the fuck out of my /mtfg/ reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>6504767
Why did i have to be such a disgusting man
>>6504814
Well, expand your story to explain that hot pan is short for "pansexual hottie who loves to play with fire"...
>>6504741
Wow elanna girls can have dicks too you know??
>>6504825
aw :ccc whats wrong
dysphoria being a bitch?
>>6504809
cute!
>>6504809
how long have you been fulltime senpai
>>6504809
how to get big eyes?
>>6504769
Ethan
>>6504826
holy shit that's great
won't work with my mom
everyone else though
just gotta quit being too lazy to take my pants off and do it on my thigh desu
>>6504824
Yeah no clue who that is
I've met like
One Julian in my life
>>6504823
i wish my shoulders were smaller, I don't fucking get it, I'm 5'4" but somehow my shoulders are almost 16 inches
>>6504831
>My shoulders are 17''
f u c k
>>6504825
im gonna hug the dysphoria out of you
>>6504846
hello my wife how are you today?
>>6504819
>don't pass
fffffffuuuuuuuuucccckkkkkk yyyyyyoooooooouuuuuu you pass fine
>>6504825
God hates us
>>6504805
Had ffs, hrt for 5 years and still look like a man
>>6504846
>im bad at making friends
Well you can't get any better at it if you don't try
>>6504849
i'm not pretty pls leave me alone and let me feel ugly
>>6504819
Honestly, make the extra effort. It goes a long way.
>>6504818
My sleep schedule is already fucked, I'm trying to get it back to normal :(
>>6504824
>tfw never a mom
;~;
>>6504830
Thank you!
>>6504834
Thank you!
>>6504835
Close to 6 years now, I'm an old fart.
>>6504836
Idk, I just had a fucked up face desu
>>6504853
I never pass in public. It's probably my build
>>6504858
I know a cis Abby irl who acts like you
She's a supportive and grounded bombshell
>>6504801
https://m.imgur.com/a/Ezbuf
Done!
>>6504824
can we talk industrial?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4GrhUnaOWA
>>6504825
iktf, and at least you aren't as manly as me.
>>6504844
pls send them, i don't want to use pictures of suicide and infinite jest as samples for everything i do.
[email protected]
i'll post soundclown if youw ant, but it's in the archive
>>6504845
bilateral or end to end? i don't even have the hips to back it up.
>>6504856
:( im sure you dont anon
brains like to blow things way out of proportion for themselves
>>6504861
Well I hope you get it back to normal. Mine is going to be messed up because I'm spending the night with my bf. We're going to play Sega games
Fuck it. I'm self medding. As someone who hasnt been to a doctor in about 6 years and have no idea what my hormone levels are what should I order? Hand hold me please.
>>6504861
Big eyes are a good thing you goof.
>>6504861
Anytime!
>>6504864
Are you sure that isn't me :^]
>>6504868
>bilateral or end to end? i don't even have the hips to back it up.
I'm a dummy, what do you mean?
>>6504870
I bet you're still cute
>>6504861
Elanna, how do I become passable and a normie?
>>6504867
hey i think we actually have kind of a similar body type
i need to lose some more weight tho
how old r u anon?
>>6504862
body shot?
>>6504861
nah your face is fine, you look cis desu
>>6504867
I don't think I've ever been more erect, praise god.
>>6504867
Oh shit..trap fucc wit no tucc
>>6504867
Fucking elves.
>>6504873
Depends what you want to take, i only really know about spiro and progynova. if you want to start of slow you should start with 100mg spiro and 2mg progynova daily, but if you really just kind of want to get into it then do 200mg spiro and 4mg progynova daily. If you feel it still isnt high enough you can up your dosage of progynova. This is all based on my own findings and theres probably better alternatives to spiro and progynova though.
>>6504873
QHI, 200mg spironolactone and 4mg progynova (estradiol valerate) per day
>>6504869
I still get misgendered 100% of the time
Tfw cute posters everywhere tonight
>>6504810
I'm sorry anon I didn't mean to
>>6504894
:( hows your voice? voice can always be improved and it really helps with passing a lot
>>6504881
>why would u wanna be friends with me anyway i'm just insecure and sad
Because I used to be like that and I can empathize with it. It takes a lot of effort and time
>>6504879
oh end to end then
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>masturbate pretty much twice a week or more for the entire time I'm on mones
>Dick is atrophied to hell
FUCK ME FUCK MY LIFE KILL ME AND SHOVE A SWORD THROUGH MY HEART
>>6504888
Trips confirm God hates us
>>6504861
how do i become qt without ending up killing myself
Oh yea some nerd drew artwork of me
>this feeds the ego
>>6504895
>ywn be a cuteposter
>>6504887
Hallelujah! Lol I'm glad you like them.
>>6504899
rachel.lindstromm skype
>>6504900
my shoulders from one shoulder to the other is almost 16 inches
did I answer your question right?
>>6504898
It's fine but my man face always clocks me
>>6504917
QHI
>>6504904
you need someone to give you the succ bby
>>6504891
Speak friend and enter...this butt ;3
>>6504919
yes ;-; can you kill me now?
>>6504926
but why? :c
>>6504904
What is an atrophied dick? Like what is atrophy? Is it that you can't get an erection or is it that your size has been perma reduced?
>>6504884
Excuse basically everything I'm at work
>>6504867
Sexy as hell. I'd tap that ;)
>>6504931
btw, I legit can't tell if I'm still drunk or not
my headache's gone, now that I drank some water
and I had way more than enough...
I feel sober, but I dun wanna go drive drunk because I think I'm fine.
._.
>>6504942
Dye your hair a normal color man.
>>6504882
As I've said before:
- fix mannerisms and voice
- reduce your time hanging out in trans spaces and start interacting with normies
>>6504907
Step one is to get on gril pills. Then, start changing up your appearance to be more femme. Then go fulltime, fail at it, and learn through trial and error.
>>6504877
My opinion of my eyes has been tainted by what I looked like pretrans. I was one fucking ugly boy, but I don't know how much of that was dysphoria.
>>6504885
Thanks
>>6504872
Noice, what system?
colored hair only really works if you pass extremely well
>>6504942
Take care of ur hair. You can keep the color but it looks like it's never been washed.
>>6504931
rn I just fucking want chocolate ice cream, but I can't walk anywhere to get it
>>6504941
how big are your shoulders?
>>6504952
lol k
>>6504942
ur getting there, one day u will be ramona flowers if u keep it up
nice hips
>>6504950
But what about my face
>>6504959
Where in Texas.
>>6504950
>Then go fulltime, fail at it, and learn through trial and error.
wish someone had told me this when i first transitioned because this is seriously how it works. took awhile before i could pass consistently
>>6504949
Normal is boring
help me please
>>6504971
How?
>>6504950
Question: iirc you say you have a bad brow but it looks fine in the pic, do you have ways of making your brow look better?
>>6504970
I guess attempting to pass at all is boring too. Nice photoshop.
>>6504942
I wouldn't worry about my build if I were you.
You honestly pass for dumpy girl as it is, your expression is actually the main thing that gives it away.
Cis girls don't seem to have that same "default slightly awkward face" we do with the mouth pulled slightly to one side.
That just broadcasts "HEY I'M AN AWKWARD GUY WATCH OUT".
If only it wasn't so automatic from years of being awkward lol
>>6504971
Nah.
>>6504979
Not Photoshop but yeah whatever
>>6504984
11 months :3
>>6504988
Enjoy being hugboxxed for all of your life.
>>6504980
thats about the same as me friend, width of my shoulders are almost 16 inches
how tall are you?
>>6504971
*helps*
>>6504992
anon
>>6504980
>Pleb is 5'4"
I love you and I hate you. Lol.
>>6504982
who cares if yr entry mlevl, all that shit is good af.
you get the blackened noise rar in november?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKPXqq0iPH0
>>6504994
5'4" with no hips to offset my linebacker build
>>6504999
chek'd. and, when that's all you got going for you, you just end up a manlet with tits like me.
>>6504979
Also I wasn't passing much better with natural hair
>>6504942
What's your hair care routine?
>>6504978
Your brow is fine, your eyebrows could use some shaping. Try plucking them, or having a stylist shape them, it opens up your eyes quite a bit.
>>6504961
Step 3: stop whining about your face.
>>6504969
Nice!
>>6504968
It's honestly how it works yeah. I did full-time after 2 months hrt, and it was definitely unpleasant, but it helped a lot.
>>6505006
you were passing much better. everyone passes better with normal hair.
>>6505005
thats not bad at all, you're the same as me lol
I hate my shoulders too, i have no idea if my hips fit my body or not
>>6505006
that's false
>>6504950
>Step one is to get on gril pills. Then, start changing up your appearance to be more femme. Then go fulltime, fail at it, and learn through trial and error.
but what will my family think
>>6505006
This pic makes you look a million times better.
All colored hair does is make you stand out and that much more easily clockable. If I saw you in real life I would assume you were just a special snowflake tumblr guy.
This is just the truth from me. I'm not going to sit here and tell you you look cis or pass when you dont and when you're rocking that chin hair, bad dye job look.
>>6505008
Ok plucking, what style or shape am I meant to be going for?
I want to straighten my hair. I'm very afraid I'm going to hurt myself doing so. How do I not fuck this up?
>>6505006
I dunno if I agree with that
>>6505010
still
>fireworks
>4th of july parties
>cops probably looking for kids my age drunk driving
I'll try to play osu!. If I can do that to the same degree I usually can, I'm probably ok to drive.
foolproof litmus test, right?
>>6505008
someone was telling me to wait until a year on hrt to go fulltime to make it less miserable
I'm honestly considering it because I'm just gonna get deadnamed by my university until I'm officially charlotte.
>>6505022
Dont fuck up.
>>6505011
this
>tfw thought I found found a wway to upload images
._.
>>6505003
I can completely understand that. Go for it though, anon. You'll be so much happier.
>>6505022
don't touch the metal to your scalp
>>6505008
Whenever I actually get the chance I just put coconut oil in it over night but that's it outside of conditioning when I shower
>>6505022
Just do it you really need to try in order tl get hurt
>>6505022
well, i did it by enlisting the help of a girl
but from what i know, brush it before you do and get the straigthener and you know, straighten it :P
very time consuming tho, take care not to burn yourself
>>6505021
n-no
>>6505023
Do it! Osu is great.
>>6505026
... go for what?
and I'm not an anon
>>6505005
idk what rar means. I like this song. I'm sending you some old bass loops, idk how many r noisy ill try to sort threw
>>6504968
I don't know. I expected the worse, and I was clocked only three times in the first couple months, always late at night when the beard shadow got really bad. Been almost two years since that last happened. Granted, I already had about five years of more or less continuous HRT from twenty years ago and quite a bit of real life experience already before I even started this transition. So I guess that's cheating a bit.
>>6505022
do it =]
>>6505019
I haven't shaved in ages I never go home to do it
>>6505034
you mean Weeb Guitar Hero
>>6505037
Oh shit, I'm sorry Char. Didn't see your name. I'm a little new here...shh don't tell.
You said you wished you had started 11 months ago. Have you started yet? If not you should go for it.
>>6505045
Yes.
>>6504971
Kiwi don't you fucking dare try to leave.
>>6505044
Excuses wont get you anywhere.
>>6505020
This is a general guideline for what to shoot for, but it's generally a good idea to have a stylist do your brows the first time.
>>6505023
Best rule of thumb is full-time when you're good and not ready. If that means a year, then take a year, but it's going to be unpleasant no matter when you do it.
>>6505017
Who cares. It's not their life.
>>6505010
I did tho
>>6505030
Do you blow-dry or style or anything?
>>6505044
Shave ffs.
>>6505054
Probably. It's the best feeling in the world. It just feels so right. Why did I ever date girls?
>>6505037
Oh, that's right. You said a week ago. Holy shit I am such a klutz someone please help me.
>>6505034
ok, seems to be going well
and I think my judgement is ok
>>6505046
I haven't started going fulltime partially because of my hair and partially because my shoulder:hip ratio is fucked and I don't have any other feminine tells aside from my legs and arms
this was a photo I took earlier...
https://unsee
.cc/patebiro/
>>6505054
I doubt I'm emotionally stable enough for it.
>>6505058
lol, it's ok
>>6505006
10 of ten
Everyone is cute
Kill me
>>6505051
Just an explanation.
Outside of that.. what color should my hair be?
>>6505062
oddish
>>6505061
You don't need feminine tells to pass, you just need to eliminate the masculine ones.
Summer is halfway over. I think Ive left the house twice so far.
>>6505054
I'll shave but it makes no difference. And I occasionally straighten it but that's about it
>>6505061
Yeah just give it time. I didn't pass AT ALL before I started. It took me six months before I got called a girl for the first time. Now I'm getting hit on by guys who have no idea I have a cock and using female restrooms in the judgmental deep south without a problem. Just have patience.
>>6505063
A natural color.
>>6505067
wise words
I'm kinda andro everything, leaning male. Maybe if I learn to do hair and makeup I can pass a bit. I look like a total faggot wearing girl clothes atm.
>>6504476
where do you girls shop online for clothes? im planning on going full time come fall semester and i need a new wardrobe. preference wise i wear a lot of darker colors for my G O T H I C aesthetic, but i just need to find anywhere nice
>>6505067
like a feminine voice?
Post pic and I'll photoshop u with makeup and girl hair
>come back home for 4th of July holiday
>miss everyone and really really happy to see them again
>people used to say I look like my mother a lot more than my dad
>first comment I get is I look a lot more like my dad now
fml
>>6505054
I would go to a stylist but I think I'd just freak out and panic in public
>>6505033
I'll post my manly fucking pics if you post yr best one.
>>6505038
I've made an audio book noisy. I can make anything noisy af. I'm gonna get high and make some shit from what you send me and the kaoss pad
>>6505038
I'll try and find the mega link but it was 30gb of what I posted.
>>6505044
Carry around a razor ffs.
>>6505062
Not me!
https://bunnythegirl.bandcamp.com/track/oh-wait-thats-all-the-time
>everyone's so much better and everyone is so pretty, but not me.
>>6505086
me irl
>>6505034
>osu is great
Just kys
>>6505073
6 months is well enough for HRT to do its thing.
maybe if I commit, I'll be able to get my voice right on a consistent basis and not have any excuses to use guyvoice
actually, I take that back, I have to do a lot of yelling because I work at a pizza place where the oven is louder than a fucking drone strike.
>>6505086
>>6505086
just get rid of my eyebrows plz
>>6505097
>6 months
>>6505091
I literally sleep when I'm not working. I stay at my girlfriend's, wake up, go back to work. An excuse but still
I cant stop farting.
>>6505096
what the fuck does that even mean? how the fuck is osu "trying to be funny"? are you autistic?
osu! is gr8
osu!mania is my life
>>6505061
Neither was I, but I did it anyways because I just wanted to get it over with.
>>6505080
Trip on Robin
>>6504984
I do know makeup and it doesn't help
>>6505008
But my face is manly
>>6505097
Practice yelling like a woman then.
>>6505110
Stop you'll summon it.
>>6505086
>>6505106
Because osu is one of the worst rhythm games out there.
>>6505109
Nice bait
>>6505086
puu.
sh/
pPvCk/
1fb1b9bc27.
jpg
>>6505104
Miss out on 15 min of sleep and fucking shave. I'm 30min late everywhere, who gives a fuck if yr late?
>>6505116
ok what are are the better ones and what makes them different from osu and why are they better?
>>6505123
just sayin hi =]
>>6505131
Hello oryx
>>6505116
no bait here my man.
>>6505124
>beatmania
(((smug anime reaction image))
>>6505128
IIDX, Jubeat, Pop'n Music and Sound Voltex,
Better music and challenging gameplay
>>6505138
autism
>>6505151
fucking kek
>>6505141
oh 3 of those 4 are basically the same game and nothing like osu
nice bait though
>>6505124
I actually have no idea how to yell like a woman, so no. How does one learn?
>>6505091
>I'll post my manly fucking pics if you post yr best one.
I can't
>>6505160
>like the same game
Nice retarded statement
0/10 bait
>>6505102
You just look unkempt also the pic didn't work in my shop machine it thinks your nose is your lips lol
>>6505164
sorry i dont want to play guitar hero
i like the fact that you actually move around the screen in osu
its really fun when you play with a tablet
>>6505163
why?
>>6505162
it's near-impossible because of the way the vocal chords are designed. It's impossible to get your voice to resonate correctly with enough air to project over a fucking 1000 lb belt-toaster
>>6505165
jesus christ, that makes me look vastly worse lol. thanks anyway though, got a good laugh out of me. now im gonna kill myself
>>6505167
>comparing them to guitar hero
This isn't even close to guitar hero
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7Gpi0JsRkUE
>>6505167
>tfw we have 20 guitar hero guitars for all consoles including the ds one, scattered round the shop and maybe 4-5 dj hero turn tables.
I should take a nice pic of them..
>>6505120
Post it in the thread I've not time for that linking shit
>>6505182
I can't.. ._.
>>6505178
youre right
thats why i said 3 out of 4 and not 4 out of 4
>>6505168
i just sent u some stuff
its really shitty from hs
im embarassed
dont work with it if you dont like it pls
>>6505178
this looks retarded
>>6505150
Creepy
I need to practice more but not too bad for my first time without much prior knowledge or anythin'
I might try again tomorrow so I can wear my hair like this before my family's 4th of July party.
>>6505168
because i can't
>>6505185
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pcMWnwFUvX4
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f9K7QZl2Lzg
These are nothing like guitar hero either
Guitar hero is just a shameless rip off of gitadora
>>6505190
r u out to yr family?
cute hair
>>6505190
Faye, how did you get Grace's trip?!
generally if a rhythm game requires you to do mental gymnastics just to play it's less rhythm game, more "button pushy pushy to a beat" game
>>6505188
I know it's too difficult for your slow mind to keep up with
>>6505190
CUTE!
Would hug :3
>>6505193
don't forget this fucking gem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PTzvXtUKYU
> I <3 t+pazolite
>>6505199
ok bb youve been online too long. yr gettin cranky. go eat dinner and brush yr teeth kiddo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6LoC9KUVtI
>>6505202
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>6505190
Jokes aside you don't look bad, some concealer will take you a long way desu
These bangs are getting wavy again and so do not work with my glasses. Gonna work on makeup and learn to tuck tonight too.
>>6505194
Yeah, pretty sure they all know.
>>6505197
Grace let her trip slip while I was mommying her
>>6505209
Really?
>>6505212
I know that song all too well
>>6505227
CLEAN YOUR ROOM
>>6505227
yes very cute
glasses make cuter desu
uh what the fug do i buy on amazon if ive never used makeup before
>>6505227
I will mommy you any time Grace. I would love to feel you suckling on my teat... Would you like that grace?
>>6505172
https://clyp.it/vakogiav
>>6505227
>tfw will never be a mom
(\ / - \/)
>>6505240
Not with that attitude.
>>6505228
stuff like this was how I got into speedcore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpnmGMy-EPE
>>6505226
>concealer
Yeah basically what I'm gonna do tonight
I'll figure out eyebrows and lipstick another day
>>6505232
GET OFF MTFG MOM
>>6505234
Yeah but these bangs
>>6505237
>///<
I might...
>>6505240
I wanna adopt some day when I'm not a complete mess
>>6505124
Start learning what?
Makeup doesn't help my man face
>>6505245
bangs or no bangs your glasses add to your cuteness desu
and if you get the bangs cut a bit more shorter then they'll work really well
>>6505240
>"You'd make a good mom"
>tfw may never be one
>>6505245
Dat pizza face
I though spiro was supposed to clear that nastyness up??
>>6505260
that's okay there's no point in getting sad over things you don't know the outcome of :)
>>6505259
I know right, glasses make people look so cute
I want to get a really cute pair desu
>>6505259
I can do everything in between that and a whisper, really...
>>6505257
I was thinking of cutting my bangs like this, my sister did it and it's working for her, she has a similar face shape to me so it might be a good idea idk
and thank you!
>>6505268
Spiro doesn't make scars go away, only active acne.
>>6505259
But you also have to remember she was hit hard with genetics like I was
>>6505273
dont do it yet or youll look like a beetle for a bit
>>6505260
Elanna! =>-<=
>>6505274
*wasnt
>>6505273
yeah that would make your face look real cute
you got the qt librarian look going
how hard have genetics fucked me
>>6505281
really badly
but never give up
you just need a nose job more than most here
makeup helps
the thing is you might have to part with some money
>>6505275
>or youll look like a beetle for a bit
>>6505279
I do wanna be a teacher~
>>6505281
not really
>>6505273
Allantoin-lanolin creams aren't bad at removing stretch marks and small scars. Cheap and easy to find.
>>6505269
I do that all the time senpai
>>6505277
Yes?
>>6505295
(◠_◠)
>tfw tummy feels gross
>>6505291
I will look into this, thanks!
>>6505287
>I do wanna be a teacher
You look like you could be one lol
ok, I'm going and getting a pint of chocolate brownie ice cream
fuck the police
and fuck my job that starts at 11 tomorrow
>>6505295
same
why do you think i keep asking people for help
>>6505292
I actually kinda need glasses but I can for the most part work well without them, only problems I really get is sitting at the back of the classroom
I need to get my eyes tested lol
>>6505310
why would u do this to us...
>>6505292
Speaking of glasses. I need a new pair of sunglasses. Been browsing a bit and I'm thinking about buying those. Thoughts?
>>6505310
im gonna guess. Rawr? thanks but eh.. ._.
>>6505320
Just a cisgirl visiting from soc
>>6505305
Okay class, please open your textbooks to page 357~
>>6505324
Ok sir
>>6505322
hmm....
>tfw might feel cis now and happy how I currently am
I love my father but I don't wanna look like him.. ,_,
>>6505324
omg you so look like a teacher! that would be adorable c:
>>6505324
yeah you defs can pull it off :3c
>>6505282
>https://clyp.it/we1k2h3d
I like it, Ms. Sotos 1:48 is sikk. good ending note.
You ever read A Death In The Family?
Tis my favorite book. There's some brutal segments on sympathy for the devil in there.
What are we naming our band?
hi all my friends
>>6505336
Hey skinny grl
how is lyfe?
>>6505310
Cool
Let's scissor
>>6505336
Hi
>>6505336
cyka
>>6505324
mommy t b h
post sad songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJ9AfU3TnrU
>>6505336
hi alex i am ur friend
>>6505328
Misgendering is an automatic privilege check and detention!
>>6505330
>>6505332
Yay!
>>6505344
I'm only turning 20 next month, I'm too young to be a mom ;_;
>>6505349
nah. find a nice guy to settle with. don't marry
just found this while looking for a job
>>6505349
the "trans women can't keep their room clean" meme continues
(u r a qt3.14 never change)
>>6505349
shit girl you're moving beyond the realms of cute now
>>6505345
https://youtu.be/zczzcdTMQdA
>>6505353
That's messed up. I don't even know what you should do about that; call the police maybe?
>>6505353
Link it up
I wanna help that person
>>6505353
me and mercury will drive w/ u there
(this is v v sad t b q h)
>>6505355
Wait, it's a meme beyond just Grace? I mean, my room is that way too, but there have to be tidy trans women out there, right?
DAY 5 OF LITERALLY NOTHING DONE
YOU NORMIES TAKE BEING PRODUCTIVE FOR GRANTED
I WANT MY ADHD MEDS
>>6505353
also,
>looking for work on craigslist
wat r u doin fempai
>>6505310
This pic is so scummy and nasty, I'm going to have to check.my eyes for STD's tommorrow.
Literally yuck, woman.
>>6505358
this is my favorite spongebob amv
>>6505364
I thought you said you got those meds?
>>6505363
i am a tidy trans woman but everyone else who posts pics have messy rooms
>>6505361
Can we?
Bc id like that
We'll help him then u two can help me
>>6505335
oh and i was gonna call it onepointnine because of this life score thing i had on my hard drive.
>>6505369
I found a three day supply but that ran out 5 days ago. You can't get refills under federal law so I have to wait for my appointment to get some.
>>6505372
forgot pic, but you can name it if you wanna my name sux
>>6505355
>mfw
puu.
sh/p
Pzj3/e4
89e
3fe69.jpg
>Try to shower
>can't stand up for more than thirty seconds
>sitting normally is bad for my hips so i have to not do that for a decent amount of time
>only get to throw a bit of shampoo in my hair and some soap on
>have to get out and immediately apply ice packs to my hip
>now my legs dont want to move
THIS IS THE LIFE IM TELLING YOU
ANYONE WHO TREATS THEIR BODY WELL AND WANTS TO BE HEALTHY
NAH BRUH
MAKE IT SO YOUR ENTIRE LOWER HALF DOESN'T WORK PROPERLY
This is just amazing.
I just want to be able to go outside, walk around, and do shit.
like idk walk to the local ice cream place or just SOMETHING
being bedridden is horrible
>>6505363
Im tidy but I can't be right now for reasons.
Ughhh what is with my belly today ;_; I feel bloated af or something idk
It doesnt hurt but it's just
bluhhh
>>6505357
Beyond cute? To what?
>>6505355
It's been a mess for years, I'll fix it eventually
>>6505350
But I wanna get married!
>>6505372
that dirge has rough transitions :/
I'm glad yr not Sotos tbqh
I have microphones if you want me to record some noise, any ideas?
>>6505368
Me too, I cri evrytim
>>6505359
>>6505360
>>6505361
i know. as if searching for jobs on craigslist wasnt depressing enough already...
here link if you want
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/dmg/5666361523.html
these LA gigs go so fast though i guarantee a ton of people have seen it by now
>>6505365
its the worst but ya know. its there.
I hate being trans. I'm an ugly, disgusting man. My voice sucks, I'm full time but clocky. Just fuck everything about me and my life.
>tfw u literally ruin ur makeup as ur applying it because u think about how ur ugly and start crying
>>6505381
>Beyond cute? To what?
y-you're turning me into a transbian ;__;
>>6505383
anything happenong around ou can be fucked wwith until it's noisy af.
i love that roughness desu.
>>6505387
if hormones make me this whiny then i honestly dont want to go on them desu
>>6505376
I like the name. Here's a section I like:
Darkness said: Under my sheltering: in my great sheltering.
In the corner not quite possible to detach from the darkness a creature increased, which watched him.
Darkness said:
You hear the man you call your father: how can you ever fear?
Under the washstand, carefully, something moved.
You hear the woman who thinks you are her child.
Beneath his prostrate head, eternity opened.
Hear how he laughs at you; in what amusement she agrees.
The curtain sighed as powers unspeakable passed through it.
Darkness purred with delight and said:
What is this change your eye betrays?
Only a moment ago, I was your friend, or so you claimed; why this sudden loss of love?
Only a moment ago you were all eagerness to know my secrets; where is your hunger now?
>>6505374
That sucks; shouldn't your doctor be able to just call in to the pharmacy, or is that what you're saying you can't do with those meds?
>>6505392
mercury is mine, you can't touch her. she lives in LA
>>6505387
1. Get waterproof makeup.
2. ????
3. Profit!!!
>>6505392
yeah its because were all suffering. what kind of music do you play? were makin tranny music here.
Its gonna be industrial stuff though. R u heavy enuff?
>>6505394
>tfw a few weeks left of mones and waiting for a goddamn superscription
its been two years already
>>6505398
>no qt passing transgirl threesome in beautiful la
okay then
>>6505394
Psych won't call until they see me. I got a week left.
I GET MY HRT WEDNESDAY!
I'm so fucking excited.
>yfw be a professional "hot white girl"
>>6505410
congratulations anon cc:
>>6505408
So the psych could but is refusing? What an asshole...
>>6505413
Are you not white, or what's the problem?
>>6505411
>There are no rings on my fingers bro
i can change that v quick. u want onyx right?
hi im uglyyyy
>>6505413
lel thats literally half of all the craigslist posts
>>6505410
congrats anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-WM-x__BOk
https://youtu.be/KGzcixzB4J0
>>6505402
climbingivies.bandcamp.com (tracks 2,5,6,7 on demo are guitar)
vid.me/86wl
vid.me/4aRC
the only heavy stuff i like a lot is nine inch nails and coheed&cambria. idk i know how to sweep chords well though so i can play death metal if i ever wanted to.
>>6505411
>.> shot down ow..last time i ever flirt
>>6505435
I can't fucking understand a word
>>6505428
Maybe a stint as a professional hot white girl will give her some confidence.
someone said to post sad music? this is one of my fav sads
https://youtu.be/VFL1u7F638s
>>6505437
Lolol
Ur cute~
I had a friend who had a tranny 4-some
It sounded wild af
>>6505417
They're super tightnit about ADD meds because people always sell them
>>6505445
triggered
I think I'm gonna wait for help on my makeup, idk what I'm doing right now but I know it's wrong
>>6505388
Muwahahaha, just as planned ~
>>6505437
>vid.me/86wl
yr amazing and this is beautiful
im not good enough to make music with you
wow yr good
>>6505445
>no thigh gap
That's trash
Trash pussy
>>6505453
pls don't, I just got over my girl love ;~;
>>6505456
Why get over it~?
>>6505445
>that texture
bothered.jpg
>>6505443
>ywn have a tranny foursome where you just hide and keep your clothes on bc ur nervous while the other three have fun w/o you
>>6505459
>>6505455
>>6505445
I fucking hate cis girls. They take everything for granted. Every single time I see a fat woman in public I just get filled with rage. They've been given the one thing I want more than anything but trash it and waste it.
Fuck.
>>6505460
broke up with gf and started moving on to boys
now you're poised to make me like girls again ;---;
I don't wanna be AGP
anime is for the weak
>>6505440
>tfw accents make English indecipherable
>tfw understand most of that video
>>6505455
>>6505445
can neovag look like this?
>>6505476
Nope, not for a few decades at least.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwDgDRNwIdE
>>6505466
She's wearing tights
>>6505476
I didn't see the deleted picture but there's no vagina in the picture that's still up, that's a vulva.
>>6505442
usually dont like conor but this is good
Do you have any tips on how to sweep? cuz I feel like im not nimble enough. yr nimble tho
does anyone have like "good" neovag pics?
specifically does anyone have any neovag pics from Dr. Bowers since my insurance actually covers her
>>6505476
No way. Also most vaginas don't even look like this. Only a small portion of vaginas have the "small, tight, thin" look. Many cis-women are very self conscious about their vaginas and labia.
>>6505477
really? isn't mostly that the other way looks more like normal vaginas? if you just want a porn star slit vagina isn't it pretty easy to tuck everything up there? i mean i imagine only some surgeons could do it but surely it's possible?
>>6505487
Still better than most transvaginas, which are usually botched and look fake.
I thought I would like vagina.
>>6505492
Well duh.
>>6505492
Better than a penis desu
>>6505489
I'm pretty sure there are surgeons that turn normal vulvas into porn slit ones, so it's probably possible.
>>6505501
Luckily for me my only sister is dead so I don't have to feel that one.
>>6505469
I mean
Like who you're gonna like
What does it matter if it's a boy or girl?
AGP is just a mme
Hi
99% of even "good" neovaginas look like fuck holes or a second asshole
>>6505509
Do they offer surgery if I want a second asshole?
>>6505507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drYpXvQOWms
Carol is a hon name btw and sorry
>>6505506
I'm memeing for the most part but you are very cute tho
>>6505509
>99%
so you're saying you've seen at least 100, and one for every 100 looked like a legit vag?
because that's a pretty exact number
I'm guessing you're a gynecologist or something?
or a surgeon steering people away from your business for god-knows-why?
or a chaser? :^)
>>6505492
I'm happy with how mine looks and it's gotten steadily better since unpacking. Well, not quite at the moment because hair hasn't grown back enough and the brush looks a bit weird... I guess I'll have to epilate anyway at some point because hair that's been shaved never ends up looking and feeling soft... Other than that, it's well above what I expected.
>>6505509
Still better than a dick
>>6505517
Awww, thank you
>working at bar
>people flirt with me
>hefty lols all around when someone points out I do not have a vagina
ah yes, could be worse
>>6505524
you're welcome senpai <3
>>6505503
yeah
it would cost even more but in the end i think this is what i'd do even though it looks more unnatural than a cis vagina
just get some really good surgeon for srs and then if it doesn't look good, just get the labia tucked which is generally considered hotter though way rarer anyway
mfw I've done literally nothing but shitpost for 3 days straight.
Help me please I'm crying and I don't know what to do
>>6505520
Don't cut your sissy stick off, that's what daddies like best :^)
Sorry for last night ;~;
MFW I can't leave the thread
>I'm powerless
>>6505530
then y did you :^3
>>6505522
nothing wrong with god's gift
>>6505393
that's p good, i need to find an audio book o'f that to fuck with tho. umm it's gonna take me a few days to come up with some shit that i want to to with this. desu. i can't really use my bass and that's like the backbone of everything i've ever done. should i fuck with a lo-fi banjo recording and toss it in there? my amp is ooc, since my soldering is a shit and something got fucky with it, so i have to re build it, ummmm i can use a bunch of rawdata from pics to make noise tho. i need to find more samples of ppl crying tho to make a wall of noise out of.
i'm tired af and i'm onna record some city noises 2mmrw at work tho.
i might have a new pedal once i get paid, it's that or overwatch. i don't need much to make a distortion pedal to try to find the balance between destruction and noise desu.
This is very strange for me but I think I'm starting to remember a time I was sexually abused as a child.
>>6505530
>Don't cut your sissy stick off, that's what daddies like best :^)
vomit.jpg
>>6505537
except everything
>>6505535
I tried too anon but came crawling back after two days
>>6505528
NOTE: When fucking robot virgins a porn star vagina is best because all they will have seen is perfect porn star vaginas
>>6505536
I'm just such a huge fag that I needed an extra hole for taking cock :^)
>>6505549
eww I was trying to eat pizza. Maybe get a pic of one fully healed?
>>6505549
do you think the average guy will notice?
i cant enjoy anything and feel a void inside myself
pls help
>>6505551
if you get creative enough you can have more than 3 holes
>>6505551
Lol, I hear that. I wish anal was easier so it wasn't such a process to get fucked.
>>6505542
Sleep tight tonight
I'll fix up my guitar and I'll actually try too. Have a nice day at work tomorrow homegrill
sorry i sent u the shittiest atttempt at music ever :/
>>6505564
Reminds me of a joke about a whore with a glass eye...
>>6505549
that doesn't look bad
-dickgirl
>>6505564
hermaphrodites have it so great
they can get a neopuss above their puss
triple penetration
>>6505563
the void is the way out. focus on that
the void is neutral. you can't get hurt and you can't be happy.
>>6505574
well aside from the current orifices you already have, you can attempt to double down and fit more than one dick in them, double team ya know?
You can also make use of your belly button if it's an innie thus adding more dick spaces
in between the breasts can be made useful and if you're willing to go the extra mile, the nose and ears can also be made to used for dicks
>>6505581
>implying nature isn't part of god's celestial spirit
>>6505587
>the nose and ears can also be made to used for dicks
so that's what gauges are for...
>>6505563
F and Phienchen and my GF kinda filled that void in me
someone start a new thread
also goodnight my chicks with dicks
I hope you all have awesome euphorically girly dreams and wake up with optimism tomorrow
>>6505543
?!
Do you need to talk about it anon???