/MTFG/: Beautiful Art Edition

>>6505598
night anon

>>6505595
what if i don't have any friends and haven't had any for years

>>6505601
>tfw you're posting porn on a blue board
MOOOOOOOOOODS

>>6505601

>Implying I ever want surgery.

Sick ebin maymay

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How bad of an idea would it be if I showed up in girlmode to a family party without letting any of the parents of small children know ahead of time I was gonna do that?

>>6505601
jealous desu

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>>6505587
Oh, yeah, boob fucking is great, I forgot about that.

>>6505606
Make friends
I'll be ur friend :3
How are you?

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>>6505537
There is no God.

>>6505574
Anal gets easier with time and experience, right?

>>6505601
Nope. Makes me think I should take some new pics for SRS general...

>>6505613
this is a bad bad bad bad idea unless you pass 100% bc they're just gonna be V V V V V uncomfortable

>phone at 20%
I didnt need another excuse to kill myself but i will take it

>>6505616

Wow I can't wait till my boobs grow so in 2 years I can finish my boyfriend with my tits.

Holy fuck, I never realized how bad I need that in my life.

I'm pretty sure the zeemaps in the op is a different general's or something

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>>6505620
oh well now isn't that good for you

>>6505618
Easier to relax into, but it never stops being a place you poop from.

Isolation is the worst feel.
>>6505533
hm
yeah iunno you were pretty vulgar.

>>6505625
no, that's our's. mine is in there.

>>6505617
its hard for me to get close to people

im ok, im just out of adhd meds

how's your night?

>>6505621
Welp
I figured at the very least a LOT of wanting to strangle me for putting them in an uncomfortable position.
"Why does anon look like a girl now?"
>>6505625
An entire different board on infinite chan actually.

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>>6505616
I've learnt well from Slut U but haven't been able to apply what has been taught to me in real life
Mind being a test subject and reporting back what works?

>>6505613
>How bad
Does your voice pass?
If your voice passes it's a 7/10, with 10 being the worst possible idea
If your voice doesn't pass it's a 9/10

>>6505633
>>6505625

LOL NEVERMIND oh boy i wonder who and when that switcheroo was pulled!?

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who /horrific migraine/ here?

>>6505616
is that great for both sides?
I always thought it was only nice for the guy

>>6505618
>Anal gets easier with time and experience, right?
it's less painful if you stretch a bit first

>>6505635
>An entire different board on infinite chan actually.
lmao how the fuck

>>6505601
>tfw most plastic surgeries end up botched
I know so many mtfs with destroyed genitals :(

>>6505625

Huh that's weird. I just copy/pasted from the last thread.

>>6505634
Ok, i got upset about something but am fine now ^_^

*headpats*

>>6505642
>lmao how the fuck
People from /cuteboys/ usually end up here.
>>6505646
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1843968
This is the proper map

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Yes! I finally got here early! Hopefully I can keep up this time

>>6505650
sup newbie

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>>6505646
it's been fucked up for dozens of threads now

>>6505618
>>>6505642

>>6505650
No get out
Reee

>>6505627
You'll get there. You've obviously made progress with changing your life lately. Sooner or later, you'll be able to afford it. Because you really need it and I know you can take the steps needed towards that goal. Probably quicker than me. Because, well, twenty three years between the start of my first transition and SRS isn't exactly a short time.

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>>6505624
Godspeed anon

>>6505636
Can confirm that boobs work
Others not really

>>6505642
It's mostly nice for the guy, but there's a certain amount of psychological satisfaction in doing something that lewd.

>>6505618
Not really. It hurts less but that's it really.

>>6505655
tfw mods are asleep

>>6505659
i'm sick of waiting

>>6505661
shit, I guess so of the stuff slut u taught was crap

>>6505657
Don't bully anon senpaii :C

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H-hello, one year post FRS here..
Anyone else have it done?

>>6505649
When was the last time that map got updated? I don't think mines in there and I added it awhile ago

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>>6505661
I'm sure the bukakke is kinda nice

>>6505647
well that's good :)

>>6505667
sigh.. same

>>6505655
That one looks really wrong but i dont think thatd the majority.
Also, reported.
>>6505667
Fucking stooooop
>>6505664
>mods
>lgbt

>>6505669
Thank you sister *hides behind you*

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i can pretend im like mega attractive with filters.
tho i cant take new pics cuz facial hair lmao.
>>6505641
I am but I have vicodin so I'ma be taking tha tsoon for my head and hips.
>>6505640
i did this once before but it isn't the same one.
>>6505650
holy shit you look like this tomboy i met at the hospital a few weeks ago
scary resemblance.
>>6505667
c h i l l

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who let the passers in here

kill me

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>>6505673
I was friends with one of the admins and she said to me one day
"Oh shit I forgot I was admin of the zeemap, there's like a month of emails built up"
I think that was like a week or two ago but she told me she added everything new
Good luck

>>6505675
Its good that you're okay too ^_^

i need to fucking fix my eyebrows but i cant do it myself since im horrid at plucking on my own.
Not to mention everything else wrong with my face

>>6505678
I got banned for 3 days for posting hentai, and this chick is spamming shitty srs pics (god knows why they have a stash of them) with no punishment

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>>6505629
So Ill never stop constantly feeling like I have to go to the bathroom when I'm being fucked? Super lame.

>>6505642
Oh, Ive never had a pain issue, Im good at sticking stuff into my pucci its just when it starts going in and out and a quick pace I get the overwhelming urge to use the restroom.

>>6505661
Am I like, at least gonna get better able to handle the needing to go to the bathroom feeling?

>>6505665
Good. That's what prompted me to get things moving, really. Stop waiting, make things happen.

>>6505689
>Stop waiting, make things happen.
its impossible to raise the money for surgery without rich relatives

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How is everyone doing?

>>6505665
>>6505689
>>6505688

>>6505669
Listen, my precious kohai.
There is a time and a place for bullying. And it is now and here.
>>6505687
Yea, well report and move on. If someone is awake they'll get to it. If not, they wont. Thassit.

>>6505683
Oh well I'm not there yet ;-; maybe soon

>>6505679
*headpats*
Oddish is less scary than she seems :3

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>>6505674
It's not something I'd do as a priority desu, but if I'm giving head and need to catch my breath I sometimes switch to boobs.

>>6505688
Maybe, I never was able to though. It feels nice but the reality is you're sticking a penis in a hole evolved to notify you when you need to poo.

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>>6505676
Cute my boredom pls

>>6505670
FRS? Your neo-vag wouldn't look too bad as a whole, but seriously, what kind of surgeon fucks things up so bad to end up with a vagina dentata. Get those removed asap...

>>6505670

Damn is that you? Do you have any before pics? You look postively feminine.

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let the passers hit the floor
let the passers hit the floor
let the passers hit the floooor

>>6505693
But the anon is innocent and young :c

*cuddles*

>>6505699
I'm sorry, what? I haven't had SRS, I've only had face surgery. I think you are confused?

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Oh hi there mtfg I'm new whats goin on

>>6505682

lmao.

>>6505691

Worse now that you are here. jk

>>6505698

fuck I hate Red.

being trans is so dumb i hate it

>>6505698
Im too old for this youngins linguo...

>>6505703
Kayla. Cute the newbie

>>6505688
that sounds about normal actually
same deal with butt plugs

>>6505697
actually seems kinda pleasant when you put it that way

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>>6505708
oh hi im new too

>>6505694
Could be but it seems both of the girls that run it dont use mtfg much anymore and kinda forget about it. Maybe we could ask gem to have yume hand it over to someone else.

>>6505690
It was for me. No help from anyone, no insurance coverage. Just savings and a bank loan. And before you ask, my wages aren't exactly high when you look at American standards...

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>>6505708

oh wow, your new too? Hi girls my name is Songyi. Heres my pic~

>>6505709
Don't bully Red :C

>>6505712
I'm sorry I meant cure, lol

>>6505714
>no makeup
>uses weird af lighting to compensate

that's hardly brave of you
you're literally sideways

>>6505720
Who is red?

>>6505698
>>6505721
>>6505724

wait is this red? ?? -=,,=-

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Hi girls I'm new, here is my transition timeline <3

>>6505719
lmfao you're not trans
no fucking way

>>6505725
I don't know who red is? I have never used a name on here.

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>>6505716
So am I.

>>6505717
Yeah I got the feeling that the girls that run it aren't around much. That sounds like a okay idea though

>>6505725
MY BRAIN IS CONFUZZLED @__@
I-is it Red?

>tfw you're just sitting here playing with a pepper spray canister

this is probably gonna end badly.

>>6505650
>>6505670
>>6505691
>>6505708
>>6505716
>>6505719
https://youtu.be/TOKYSR9pfVw

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>>6505734
really fucked posture

>>6505739
Whatever you do, don't stick it in her pooper.

>>6505722
I don't know why my pictures are sideways...

>>6505742
NOT WHAT I MEANT

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>this painting describes dysphoria

>>6505690

I have a rich relative. She is 91 years old and owns ~8 million in assets. I can never let her know I am transgender. She is very proud of me and I have a great relationship with her otherwise.

A lot of her wealth is in coal/oil investments (from being a secretary in the industry for 50 years). I'm going to talk her in to shifting the portfolio around with more silver and gold.

I try not to think about her money because its a pretty vile thing to want your relative dead. In comparison I grew up in lower middle class. She gives me money for clothes every year. Now she wants me to fly out to shop with her. It's awkward because I don't want to go though and have to buy a ton of mens clothes I am never going to use.

I love her but I don't think she would ever understand what transgender is. I'm not sure I do. I've thought about lying and telling her I was diagnosed with some weird intersex thing. She is completely ignorant to medical science or anything + has no interenet.

>>6505733
>>6505737
oh wait its not lmao

to cure boredom, find a hobby and tranquility. god usually helps =]

>>6505737
I don't know who red is...why is everyone asking if I'm red...

Ok I'm done bullying.
>>6505705
Young, yes.
Innocent....
>>6505728
This image scares me pls delete

>>6505728
my god it's you
can i have your autograph mr cera

>>6505694
resend it if it hasn't shown up yet

>>6505745
no like
the headrest in your car is pointing left, meaning that you're bending over sideways to get the lighting just right

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>>6505692
I don't understand

>>6505697
Lame, lame lame. I guess I just need to get good at succ then. Having a guy breed you feels pretty awesome though.

>>6505713
All Im hearing is its not gonna get better and Its making me sad...

>>6505734
Me too!!!

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>she wants to go on one more ride
>brand new roller coaster that just opened
>guy cuts in front right as were supposed to get on
>guy gives us the front of the next coaster
>its cold and she's hugging me
>she's wearing my clothes, it's cute
>Im wearing all hers
>we sit down as the fireworks start to go off
> as we start to raise to the peak of the ride, were even with the explosions
>I kiss her to the sound of the chain clinking and the smell of gunpowder
>everything is perfect for a second
>and then we both scream

>>6505753
It's there thank you!

>>6505751
W-well....
>>6505750
You look like her

>>6505765

obvious bait now. lost me here.

>>6505765
attention whore we get it

you want your passing award? well don't come here for it

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>>6505752
I-Im Ms. Cera now, b-but I'll sign your copy of arrested development if you want .////.

>>6505751
No

>>6505756
Yeah, it's great but I honestly couldn't do anal as more than a special occasion thing. Succ is convenient though, I got reasonably good at it.

>>6505774
Thats a bit mean =[

>>6505776
sign my boobs

>>6505778
its also honest, lots of people here are in a whole lot of pain and someone bragging up how good they got because their face passes isn't cool

>>6505757
happy for you faye :'(

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Is there anything better then street tacos as midnight with a Mexican coke?

>>6505756
it's a mental thing, you can get over it

>>6505765
the pic was sideways, so it looked like you were over-manipulating the picture
also, have you noticed how many other people are regularly posting selfies?
are you doing it for attention, or validation?

>>6505783
I'm not trying to brag. I think you're extremely pretty, Kayla, and I think you pass better than me.

>>6505783
I guess :/ i think she might just want validation tho
Idk it kinda gives me hope

>>6505787
>Is there anything better then street tacos as midnight with a Mexican coke?
yeah, its called you getting money for free for fleecing the government. Must be nice to play all day with no consequence.
god i hope you die

>>6505776
Why not

>>6505783
>I do it but it's not cool when others do it
don't like it when someone else is shitposting?

>>6505787
>mexican coke
Oh I had one of those while on holiday in America. I couldn't tell the difference Tbh

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>tfw nobody to hold me while I'm feeling really anxious

>>6505791
I don't need your pity

>>6505793
>hope
get this through your head, people post their pics to get validated and then to brag, no one ever posts pics with the aim of giving hope

>>6505793
Yeah, just wanted honest opinions desu.

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Kayla pls pack a bowl and settle down :(

>>6505780
*signs*

>>6505795
Ms Cera has had it up to here with orders.

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>>6505791
>tfw the pic kayla posted isn't a selfie

>>6505800
what's up?

>>6505804
sorry, my migraine has fucking gone on all day and its made me vomit several times too

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>>6505776
That was an issue with my ex, he wanted sex all the time and I was constantly worn out.

>>6505790
Thats good to hear, Im certainly going to try

>>6505783
Stop being mean please, if you want to attack some one for bragging I'm sure our favorite drag queen will be back soon.

>>6505804
Elanna pls ily

>>6505807
Mine wasn't either. That wasn't exactly easy in the XXth century unless you were willing to waste a lot of film. So we asked someone else to take the picture...

>>6505810
i'm not being mean, im being honest
life is fucking shit when a person doesn't pass

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>tfw no anxious qt to hold

>>6505807
>not getting the joke oddish lead with

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>>6505797
I had a regular and a Mexican coke today, the corn syrup coke was way sweeter, this was more mild, with the same notes
>>6505794
Thank your mom for paying her taxes for me <3
>>6505786
It was super fun ;_; we got season passes!
>>6505765
You look like a French ex gf I had except for the eyebrows and thin hair instead of thick

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>>6505809
I'm sorry to hear that, migraines are awful ;-;

>>6505811
My name isn't elanna. My name is Michael!

>>6505810
Brutal, I can't imagine having to do anal all the time. I mean, I'm happy to give succ pretty much all the time but anal sex requires so much prep and effort and just wears you out.

>>6505821
Congrats Faye.

>>6505824
Then why is your trip elanna
You aren't my tripfu

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>>6505826
Bby pls I'll be an awkward teenage boy for you

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>>6505815
Hold me ;_;
>>6505808
just anxious and scared about being sick

>>6505824
>I'm sorry to hear that, migraines are awful ;-;
I haven't got one since starting hrt so its been a horrid day

>buying 33's for the shitbox lifted truck on Wed.
>Moving to moorhead, MN next month
>Acquiring medical card after moving
>Start job as a chef out of boredom next week.
>Haven't been gendered male in over a month, keep getting unwanted male attention


Yet my depression & dysphoria is at an all time high
>Been wearing a corset all day b/c my ribs seemed extra big in the mirror
>Starting a "only snack on nuts, fruits, and yogurt" diet b/c self conscious about weight
>Swam in a bikini, felt eye raped by boys... but I guess passing is okay, I guess

Wtf is this life

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>>6505829
You are held.

>>6505810
maybe it's a little different with dicks than with dildos, but I got over it at a certain point

>>6505765
you're obviously not doing it maliciously, but like, know your audience
you are on a transgirl thread, remember?

>>6505816
I _know_ I was pointing it out

>>6505828
Nooooo
Wheres the crazy drunk Canadian slut i know and love

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>>6505801
>bragging
you fish for compliments all the time when you post pix

>>6505829
*hug* what are you sick with?

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>>6505840
no I don't. I post pics knowing they are stupid and im ugly

>>6505845
If this is true then it makes you 100% more likeable as a person.

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>>6505839
She was an awkward nerdy boy all along :(

>>6505832
Welcome to the wonderful world of migraines I guess ;~; I get silent migraines pretty regularly now, no pain and nausea but weird dissociated feelings and visual auras so bad that I can barely see

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>>6505834
Thank you..
>>6505841
I don't know so my mind gets all irrational and assumes the worst possible things including cancer. I have cried multiple times because I worried my way into thinking I have cancer and I'm gonna die.

>>6505845
>get this through your head, people post their pics to get validated and then to brag
you a few moments ago

>>6505849
iktf, I used to get that a lot
You'll be fine though, hope you feel better

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>>6505813
If you want to keep up this being a good person thing you need to stop using your self pity as an excuse to terrorize others.

>>6505824
Thinking back on it yeah, there were times I was so worn out I didnt even want to shit. I feel the same way, succ is easy, and I enjoy it.
Why dont I have your skype yet?

>>6505837
I'm definitely better than I was at the beginning of the year, I got stretched out.

>>6505849
Google hypochondriac.

>>6505846
kayla lies a lot

>>6505848
you take that back, lest i must defend her honor

>>6505840
I'm saving this pic btw

>>6505854
>I got stretched out
that's good to hear
>tfw I wish some boy would stretch me out...

>>6505857
>hypochondriac
triggered

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>want to buy weeb games
>dont want others to see ive bought weeb games
Why do I care.

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>>6505853
Thank you
I hope so too, I'm gonna try to see my doc as soon as I can so I can talk about things with her and get on a new anxiety med
>>6505857
Yeah, I know I'm one. I haven't been like this in a long time but yea
The smallest thing can put me into nearly panic attack mode because I assume the worst immediately.

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>>6505851
some post for fun and games but its rare

>>6505854
>If you want to keep up this being a good person thing you need to stop using your self pity as an excuse to terrorize others
im not terrorizing anyone

>>6505848
so they are going to get worse? fuck

for tomorrow how many ativan pills do i need to take to forget the day completely

>>6505866
You'll be fine you fuckin goober.

>>6505866
Mine went away naturally and I became anxious about other things lol
See a doctor pls

>>6505869
5 i think

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>>6505868
Not necessarily. I think I just got shit luck, plus I pretty much rekt my brain several years back, never got migraines before that.

>>6505859
>elanna
>honour
I'm laffin'

>>6505854
Idk, I'm on Skype pretty irregularly and I guess it's never come up. I don't generally post it in thread but we have a few common friends that could probably pass a Skype along if you want.

>>6505801
Maybe not but it gives me hope netherless
>>6505802
*headpats*

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>>6505871
But what if I carry on thinking I'm fine but then it turns out I've been ignoring symptoms of something fatal or somethingggggggg
>>6505872
I'm gonna!
And yeah I guess like
Dysphoria and depression and work kept my mind on other things too much for my hypochondria to come back
I

>>6505876
nigga i fuck up skinny whities lessgo LETS GO NIKKA

>>6505879
yea dysphoria and the likes will take a toll on you
get better pls

Also what starter should I use in pKmN mystery dungeon explorers of sky?
Piplup, Vulpix, or Mudkip.

>>6505874
Alright, I will keep that in mind.
Last time I wanted to forget I took 8 and lost 3 days worth of memory.
I found images of me in a sex shop and at a fancy restuarant for some reason.

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>>6505879
That's not how you should deal with dark thoughts.

>>6505887
Piplup
Penguins are cute c:

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>>6505868
holy shit why have you not fucked off

you are the most annoying transtrending assburger sperger I have ever seen

take a fucking left at hunville; susan's place is over there

at least faye is honest and has an IQ above 90

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>>6505884
it's like the better i've gotten when it comes to everything else the worse some of my older issues are coming back like anxiety :/
I'm gonna do my best, I don't wanna take chances with things anymore, I have plans for the future and I wanna make sure I actually get to carry them out
>>6505890
Am I supposed to kick them in the face?

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>>6505892
>assburger sperger

>>6505892
Is my iq above 90 senpaii

>>6505894
Not literally, but yup.

>>6505894
>Am I supposed to kick them in the face?
duh

>>6505881
P-pls don't hurt me I'm just a nerdy boy

>>6505898
If you have to ask..

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>tfw ur dick is too big to tuck

I keep having to reset because I get the lame pokemon reeee
>>6505891
okayyy
ill try
>>6505892
replied to the wrong person fampai

>>6505904
;___; no bully
>>6505906
Yay c:

>>6505894
You'll be fine and you'll live to see those future plans ok

>>6505905
can I succ?

>sleeping at my parents
>turn on some tv when i get here
>can't find my glasses so i decide to take my computer out on the coffee table
>but lazy so i don't turn the tv off
>just lay down watching videos on my laptop, which is in front of the tv, so i can't see it
>HOURS pass
>my mom comes down stairs to make herself a drink
>as she goes up stairs i get up to take my bra off
>SOFT CORE LESBIAN PORN IS PLAYING ON THE TV
KILL ME. JUST FUCKING KILL ME.
>>6505905
tfw its too small to tuck
>>6505904
BRING HER BACK
BRING HER BACK

>>6505905
iktf

>>6505898
who the fuck are you?

>>6505913
CAN I SUCC?

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>>6505864
Lol, the idea of being used until Im sore and stretched out is hot, but he wasn't dominant or rough enough man to make the reality enjoyable.

>>6505868
...Alright

>>6505876
Ill get birdie to pass it along.

>>6505916
post diaper desu

i just wanna get the right fucking pokemon im gonna cry
like cant something just
be controllable by me in my life
>>6505909
i am not succeeding at getting piplup

>tfw prettier than any of the trips here and not even on hrt?

*barbie shrug*

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>>6505916
I post here lots c:
Heres my butte new friend

>>6505912
so what? they know you're a degenerate freak anyways
soft core lesbian porn is probably something they're happy to see at this point

>>6505719
Well okay nice knowing you mtfg time to kille myself
>>6505725
No
It's not
>>6505794
LMAO
GET HAH KAYLA!!!!!!!

>>6505887
Piplup

>>6505922
Aww ;~;

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>>6505923
Post pics hon, this is a game I don't lose.

>>6505923
jealous
>>6505927
tfw trying
tfw can't

>>6505905
>>6505913
How are you tucking?
>>6505923
Tfw same bc I'm

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>>6505899
>>6505901
Oh okay
>>6505910
Thank you
I'm gonna do my best and be brave and overcome my fears to make sure everything's okay

>>6505923
cool story

>>6505918
Ok!

>>6505912
Hi I'm bak

I LOVE MUFF
I DONT CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS
SHE IS CUTE
AND ID LICK HER ANUS PINK

>>6505913
how big is it beep?

>>6505917
Tfw no gf/bf
Tfw eternal feel

>>6505937
id change her diapers desu

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>>6505939

>>6505941
I'll stop when I move to Germany

>>6505932
Rip
Vulpix then?
>>6505941
They're a horny little kid

>>6505933
Gaff and two pair of tight underwear
>>6505939
Me btw forgot trip
>>6505938
I don't wanna say

>>6505936
it isnt mtfg without you

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>>6505921
here is one

flip it yourself asshole

>tfw bone dry on dips : c

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>>6505936
I told her to also bully you about your skype name, let me know if she doesn't :^)

>>6505948
thanks muff

>>6505946
What kind of gaff
I believe tape works better?

>>6505945
>they
Oh
Thats kinda mean
Im a girl :C

>>6505930
you've seen me and fumed like a retard in jealousy

unsee.cc
/bamosuri/

>>6505932
how could you not be?

>>6505933
? wtf are you saying here?

>>6505936
only a story in your fiction, hon

>>6505948
looks like you killed some aliens

>>6505955
It was a general term because I wanted it to extend to teens in general
Quit posting that same bad pic of your butt in pants btw

>>6505946
I will beep you so fucking hard.

>>6505953
Elastic+soft sock. Have a couple. Work well but not perfectly with everything.

>>6505961
Oh ok C:
*hugs*

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>>6505950
>bullying someone over an email they made when they were a 13 year old weeaboo
Rood

>>6505958
>only a story in your fiction, hon
That doesn't even make any sense

>>6505947
Awe <3
But what if cera comes back?

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>>6505964
please

i keep getting fucking torchic
full mad
>>6505945
i suppose ill try for that
>>6505958
nevermind not jealous.
but maybe if i was super attractive I wouldnt be jealous?
sure you definitely pass but that look kinda repulses me.
fix your eyebrows and you will look less scummy i suppose is one thing as well.

>>6505967
Yeah but Britain will be Londonstan anyway by 2020 so...

>>6505970
i'll kill him

>>6505970
>tfw ywn pound michael cera's pussy so hard she cries

>>6505970
do you want to read it again? oh wow you must really have autism

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>>6505958
ayy lmao

>>6505973
>bitter jealousy ensues
pathetic

>>6505977
;~; I didn't need this feel

>>6505976
Oh :(

>>6505978
If I were autistic, I'm pretty sure my reading comprehension would be impeccable.

>>6505979
look at me then look at yourself, such a let down isn't it?

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>>6505972

>>6505980
Yeah but that will happen in UK anyway

>>6505983
not necessarily and autists always have trouble with anything but literal thinking in social situations like insufferable retards, so there you have it

>>6505983
sorry bae

>>6505992
I'm afraid you have autism and it's terminal

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>>6505950
look at this bird

all your birds are fucking shit

get better birds you inept imagefag

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>>6505984
Lol, post a picture of some one who actually passes next time- youll be able to troll me for longer.

>>6505996
>the autist says I have autism
actual wtf?

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>>6505997
Tits or GTFO.

>>6505997
You told bad person off C:
I like you

>>6506001
I wouldn't expect an autist to understand

>>6505981
I'm literally not jealous.
I'm saying you look like a smug bitch.
You pass but trannies could tell that you are, well a tranny.
Either way, stop trying to piss off people who don't pass.
>>6505989
Britain won't be there quite yet, but the rest of the EU including Germany are getting overrun by these people, which I obviously have a point set when I say 'these people'.
I mean people who follow sharia law and want it to be the king law wherever they go.
People who spread their thoughts and try to overtake the lives and culture of others aren't people that should be able to associate with the rest of society.
Not to mention its considered culturally insensitive to fight back to a shiite when he gropes or touches you because America is becoming Cuckmerica.
Gonna be worse if the citizens get disarmed and standing your ground becomes something banned.
At least we have the second amendment to fight back against a tyrannical government, stated so by Thomas Jefferson. A constitutional right : ^)

>>6505997
hey muffins

>>6505999
>me
>not passing
why do you see me as the queen target here for you to attack? i understand your reasons but just stop hon

>>6505997
dang muff going in hard tonight

>>6505985
Pls let me relive middle school dances as a girl with you... we can put on all the 2000s ballads and slow dance holding each other close.. all those wasted years..I'll never be whole :'(

>>6506004
i don't think even autism understands you, that's why you seem so confused

>>6506001
>>6506004
im more autistic than the two of you could ever dream of being

howdy folks
>tfw relapse

>>6505966
Try making it from a pair of really tight leggings
I read that works really well
The waist band and a strip from the leg

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>>6506010
Why must you make me feel these feels. Oh well I'll still beep you hard.

>>6506011
You think I'm confused, that's the linear thinking talking. You think you can follow the bantz, but you're just flailing about like a sperg.

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>>6506010
>ywn be at the 8th grade dance with beep
>ywn never ask her to dance with you
>tfw ywn be rejected by her and watch her run off and dance with Chad

>>6506005
You seriously underestimate how retarded British politicians are. Many want to increase Paki/Pajeet immigration.

Honestly anywere will be safer by 2020.

American culture is degenerate and gross.

>>6505958
Holy shit you're so annoying. Every night you come here post those caveman looking photos and fight with us over how delusional you are. Get on hrt already and just leave us the fuck alone. Lol. Like why even come here? You're just making an ass of yourself.

>>6506021
that's not linear, it's lateral. you seem way out there with your comments

lmao at the amount of bitchiness at the end of "its" response.

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>>6505997
what even is that ugly mutant I'm looking at

fuck you and fuck that thing

YOU get better birds

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>>6506010
>all those wasted years..I'll never be whole :'(
I know this feel ;_;

>>6506027
are you the same cis male retard who threatened me with violence? you sure do sound like a pussy here even to me

>you will never be in a loving relationship with another person

>>6506019
Lovingly though
>>6506023
I hung out with the social outcasts in 8th grade...and was weird among them even..I'd dance with you.

>>6506010
>all those wasted years..I'll never be whole :'(
iktf

>>6506003
>birdy is a bad person because a paranoid manhater who refused to show proof of her claims said so
I know you're underage but come on

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>>6506008
Lol

>>6506033
Birdie Im getting trolled, I took the bait, its too late, help me.

well im going to bed because my tears are screaming.
>>6506028
I'M FUCKING AGAINST MUSLIMS
Honestly.
My experiences and my friends experiences with Muslims have all been horrible, especially females being treated dirt poor, and men just assuming they can do anything, is just fucking horrible.
I couldn't even attempt to fight back against a dude mugging me because i knew it would be twisted against me, as my lawyer said.
I have a 14k follower twitter account designated to LGBT people being against immigration.
Then I have my personal with like 200 or something lmao.
Either way, I get called a bigot and a xenophobe but fucking hell I dislike that culture so much.
>>6506024
I know they do.
Also, American Culture is great, its just fucking shrouded by media and people like Bernie / Hillary etc.

>>6506028
I am a dye-in-wool Tory.
No prominent LGBT person will do that as the media only promotes liberal sissy fucktards desu

>>6506043
look who's laughing, a hon

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>>6506031
>not realising when you're being taken for a ride

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>>6506033
christ you are almost as bad as that autistic shut in that keeps posting border line steven universe porn fan art

>>6506028
What's funny is that we had a large protest against muslim fundies that stopped in front of the mosque recently. Not a lgbt protest, though. Moderate, integrated muslims taking a stand. Pretty much a first here.

>>6506037
Lol fucking kill yourself, little boy.

>>6506040
hey, you don't have to make any excuses. i get it. it's Chad. i'd dance with him too if i was a girl. just please don't tell anyone you saw me cry.

>>6506049
>calls the horrible autistic replies a "ride"
it makes sense for you

fucking goodnight.
four hydro and my hips still hurt
tired as fuck
just
goodnight
>>6506053
dw i will

>>6506044
When the US leaves Europe alone I'll believe that.

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>>6506043
no one can resist taking that bait even though that chick is super unattractive
>>6506050
you started it fucko, fight me

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>>6506050
pick on me next muff

>>6506052
were they Turks?

>>6506050
Birdy is nice XP

>>6506062
=>

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>>6506056
Ride my dick, harlot

>>6506059
With what?
Saying that Brexit was horrible and racist?
I agree nobody should be saying that, the majority wanted it.
That is made clear.
anyways gnight

>>6505997
best post all night

>>6506062
i did not start anything; you are the one that started imagefagging your stupid bird folder. like what the fuck is your problem? just make a post without being an asshole

>>6506055
Of course I won't anon.. want to walk me home across town after? We'll stop for ice cream. The swings in the park are really nice and they don't squeak loud. Want to sit here?

>>6506053
>acting like a beta boy in a tranny thread

>>6506066
you act maybe poz, so no

>>6506044
._.

>>6506059
If Trump wins the US will likely leave Europe but at the cost of Europeans having to invest more funding into their militaries

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>>6506048
AYY LMAO

>>6506062
I think it's just clever bait.
Ive gotta escape the bait.

>>6506066
Who trolls the troll?

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>>6506075
Your loss bb, I have a cock that could split you right open.

>>6506074
o-ok

that sounds really nice desu. if only it was real.

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>>6506073
>you are the one that started imagefagging your stupid bird folder
you're a little late cause that was 4 months ago

square up lil nigga
>>6506080
if that really is the person doing this I'm jealous of their widow's peak

>>6506069
With trade, defence, culture. When the US returns to the Monroe Doctrine.

Goodnight, this was fun <3
>>6506079
We could align with Russia or take the EU project and turn it into a confederation

>tfw eternal loneliness
>tfw haven't been with anyone in two months
>tfw literally 0 friends

>>6506073
*changes your diaper*

>>6506080
it's still laughing?

>>6506082
ew stop trying to cyber lewd me, hon

>>6506064
Not even. Most Turks we have here are totally fine with the aggressive kind of secularism we have here, so they don't give a shit about how bad islam looks.
Our muslim problem is mostly limited to third generation maghrebis and white trash converts. The rest of their communities despise those guys as much as they despise dealers and hoodlums shitting up their neighborhoods into ghettoes. Pretty sure that if there's a "cleanup" starting, it'll come from the inside, not from redpilled chickens. And given how loud those protests are getting, it might happen quite soon.

Goodnight
Ur all girls even birdy

>>6506086
oh and one last thing
if you ever want to talk about young tranny thoughts n stuff my skype is isla.charlie
anyways back to bed

>>6506073
shut up muff! XD

>>6506085
=>B<:

>>6506086
>align with Russia
never going to happen
>turn eu into a confederation
won't happen either, europeans are not willing to give up their sovereignty

>>6506087
are your standards still high? ill date you but im not 100% passing, decently cute though

>>6506093
Ok <3

>>6506091
afferin

>>6506098
my standards are
>girl
> 2/10+