Gaygen: Unsalted Edition

Bottom.

>>6495496
http://www.strawpoll.me/10645473

Bottom.

>>6495496
vers, preferably bottom

Top ^_^

>>6495998
No one cares.

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>>6496000
>trips
>(You)
fuck me daddy

>>6496014
No one wants to fuck you

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Both because i'm a slut.
And i'm feeling a bit like "cosplay sex" today. Again.

>>6495496

Anal is wrong

Hand holding is all you need

I'm petite little twink boi so bottoming is my natural place :3c

Versfags are only one step up from bisexuals.

Pick a side, you perverts.

>>6496039
cuck

>Everyone wants to bottom

Why tho

>>6496049
Because most homosexual behavior is anti-social and not at all linked to physical desire.

i dont like anal
i think top/bottom with other kinds of sex is a little weird

>>6496049
Being attracted to men and wanting to be fucked by men go hand in hand. Wanting to be a gay top is pretty weird when you think about it, it means your brain got configured with the mounting sexual script rather than the receptive sexual script, but for some reason you decided it would be better to mount male asshole rather than vagina like you're supposed to.

Gay bottoms just got the complete feminine sexual script.

>>6496061
lolwhat

>>6496061
How do you explain masc power bottoms, mister PhD?

>>6496070
idk. I was just speculating on why tops are less common than bottoms is all.

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>Dealing with depression/anxiety
>Fell off diet, stuff myself with pizza
>Makes me feel worse

I hope to get some work done and feel better. Then I can get back on Slow-Carb when I'm not in a shit mood.

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>>6495496
Top.

>>6496085
Breed me dog daddy.

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>>6496086
KR, I never expected you to be slutty like this.
And here I am, thinking of you as some innocent biker who only lewds IRL and not in gaygen.

I wish real nigga would fuck my ass with his monkey dick while choking me slightly and making me sniff his socks.

>Guy on Grindr lookin for fun gets in touch
>"I bet you would ruin me",he has blank profile(my profile is no blank because notin closet)
>Ask for stats or pics
>Assuming/hoping its some qt twink because of what he said
>Turns out to be a qt gym guy, smooth but pretty well built
>Kinda turned on but not sure if I would ruin him and not want to disappoint

>also saw my ex on there for the first time in a while
what do? Block and move on?

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>>6493447

The mfm threesome is still on the menu.

Predict how badly this will go faganons.

>>6496035
but are you a hand holding top or bottom?

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Just tried topping for the first time.

it was super lame, i didnt feel much and it kept slipping out.

Maybe my dick is too small for good topping? its like 5.7 inches.

>>6496039
what if I'm a vers bisexual?

>>6496123

submissive bottom hand holder

>>6496070
>"that's DOCTOR PhD, ya ingrate"

>>6496129
Trashier than trash which needs to get curb stomped.

>>6496035
idk
explain top and bottom to me

>>6496120
Did you ever do more with that guy than jack him off?

>>6496014
no YOU fuck me

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>>6496137
don't hate me because I'm beautiful, senpai

>>6496103
Naw, I'm pretty desperate to be honest. I used to slut it up all the time, nowadays I just can't be bothered.

Does /Gaygen/ have preferred types?

Some people like fems, some twinks, some mascs etc

Am I an outlier in that I don't seem to have a type? I've been with quite a few types from fem to masc and much in between and found myself into all of them.

>>6496156
fem if qt
masc is nice

>been semi-lewd joke texting this guy
>"I'm usually bottom but I would probably top you"
>what
>"nevermind :)"

W-what did he mean by this gaygen

>>6496156

I like any non-obese person with stubble

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I prefer to bottom and top equally.

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>>6496142
No, the most we did was frot while facing each other. So my knees were kinda in his thighs. He was jacking to porn of guys jacking to get in the mood too. I wasn't expecting that at all when he said he wanted porn to get it started.

I'd definitely be willing to suck him or whatever but since he's the straight (or is it "straight"?) guy I'm letting him keep the pace on the homo side of things.

>>6496146
Bi-senpai, please share your wisdom! I'm mentally willing but the body will fight me! I need tips and advice!

>>6496165
Sounds to me like he wants to pound dat bp. Is your bp poundable?

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>>6496086
you know, your post would have a whole lot more appeal if I didn't know that you were basically peeing out of your butt right now.

>>6495762
Also, yes imodium slows down the plumbing for about a day. Works better than the pink stuff.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loperamide

>>6496156
im into guys around my height who are skinny and really hairy but im into most guys who fit like maybe one and a half of those

>>6496175
It will be back to normal soon, I'm sure. Heck, I haven't peed out if my butt for a few hours now.

>>6496173
>"straight"
lel

How are you feeling on the 3some front? Do you think he would be more into you or the woman? And do you think she is expecting you to be into her at all?

Then again I suppose you could just go for it? Worst case scenario is that it doesn't go so well? Oh well, chalk it up as a non ideal experience and move on.

>>6496146
Literal subhuman.

>>6496181
:P
lol

>>6495525
>vers = special snowflake
>being vers is the same as being a gender queer demiiboy
rather rude, quizboy.

>>6496185
Well I told him that Im not sure how well my arousal/body will respon compared to being mentally willing. I'm not sure if he's told her this though. I don't know what her dynamic is like with her at all.

Like I said Ive only been with him one on one and without a self-label of his own Id have declared him to be experimenting or newly realizing his homo side. The porn he used to get it up was guys jacking off, we jacked each other, he looked at my body and dick a fair amount during the whole time, and he was the one who said he wanted to meet again right afterwards, not me (although I also did).

Long story short, yeah I'm probably overthinking it. Absolutely worst case scenario is that I have a nice anecdote to share over beers later in life.

>>6496239
You might want to talk with her without him around to find out what she wants from this. And then you three get together and set boundaries and stuff. That's probably the adult thing to do. Or you could just wing it and let the chips fall where they may. Have you ever been with a girl before?

How many pushups can you do, gaygen?

>>6496154
>pretty desperate

I'm with you man. When I can I slut it up, hehe.
Good job, KR.

>>6496290
About 25.

>>6496290
More than SP

>>6496294
We're all desperate on gg

>>6496290
10.

>>6496315
me too

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>>6496309
As if one more push up really makes the difference.

>>6496320
It makes all the difference.

>>6496260
I have, but it was usually either a bust or much slower and higher effort accomplishment. My first sexual contact in any way was with a girl though and that was successful.

>>6496315
>>6496318
Ayyyyy. I can do more pushups than someone. Feels good.

Ayyyyyy.

>>6496310
Damn right.

>>6496290
133lbs, 5ft10in, i can do 8 if I do correct form ;-;

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>>6496331
you're still fat

>>6496340
Only being able to do two more than me still makes you gay.

>>6496354
Hey, cmon. I can do, like, 20 or something. It's just better to do more sets, right? Is that how health works? Get the scientists on that one.

>>6496310
Good to know i'm not alone.
Although it's going to be hard to find a sugar daddy who'll spend $5000 on costumes to have sex.

>>6496290

Just did 22. But im pretty hefty atm, its bulking time for me.

>>6496362
>20
>>6496387
>22

I just managed 9 and i thought i was burning up

What is wrong with you people

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>>6496391

its called not being a fuckboi

HUAARGHHH

>>6496399
Feelgood stoooooooop

>>6496391
I'm not exactly in amazing shape. 20 pushups is kinda, like, normal.

Maybe it's harder if you are tall or something. Or maybe it's easier if you're tall? Fuck tall people is all I know. Those guys are dicks.

>>6496403
> Fuck tall people is all I know. Those guys are dicks.
Manlet.

earlier today while i was messing aroudn with my new fuckbuddy, he put this buzzy toy in my butt.

it looked kina like pic related, and it was INSANE. does anyone know what it might be called/where I can get one?

>>6496402

come and make me

>>6496403
how tall are you

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>>6496407

forgot pic like an idiot, doink

>>6496407
>>6496410
It's meant for women not men.

>>6496380
it sounds like your kinks have overtaken your sex life

>>6496409
I dunno, like, 5'7'' or something.

>>6496404
End heightism 2016.

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>>6496399
holy fuck that is pathetic

>>6496418
Nah. Actually it's that I don't have sex often and I am a butt virgin. That's my issue.

>tfw best friend gets a gf
>his gf wants to be with him at all times
>he doesnt want to hang out on weekends anymore
>your plan to eventually suck his dick and marry him is being frustrated

>>6496422

d'aww

>>6496422
nice stay as short as me
>>6496428
>butt virgin
ahh that makes sense
r u a bottom?

>>6496438
I consider myself a switch but I am a good bottom.
I can be one hell of a submissive as well.

>>6496438
Pretty sure even if I didn't want to stay this height I don't have much say in the matter at age 26.

>>6496399
>tfw actually thought these were pretty fuggin big arms until i saw the replies

A-are they not?

>>6496448
oh okay then
manlets are cute desu

>>6496452
not at all.

>>6496452

i think its all relative

and relative to what they used to be, i think theyre pretty alright desu

theyre approx 15-16 inches around or so i think

>>6496459

post yours then

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>>6496399
I don't even lift.

>>6496362
I think it is, you slowly scale it up.

>>6496542
I'm just bare stacked famalam.

>>6496522

being a manlet is cheating >:c

>>6495496
Dear gaygen,

How do I slut? Pretty much every grindr qt hookup end up being a cool guy, and we spend the whole night cuddling, then we both catch feels.

How do I into anonymous sex?

>>6496456
Too bad I'm not cute then really. When you're short and not good looking you're a trogolodyte, see.

Maybe one day being us freakish molemen will be the height of popularity though. Maybe one day.

>>6496561
Just tell him you want him to wreck your butthole with his slippery serpent. But really, try clubs I guess, all they want is sex up in there.

>>6496553
No, it means I am naturally superior. Deal with it, normal sized freaks.

>>6496561

there is nothing wrong with catching feels postsex

its nice!

>>6496561

Why not be an emotional slut? Nothing wrong with banging and cuddling and feeling feels for a bunch of dudes

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How big a dick do you need to top?

>>6496580
minimum 10 inches long and seven inches thicc

>>6496580

Big enough to put in a dude's butt

>>6496585
>>6496587

No but seriously. I tried it once and I kept slipping out and it didn't feel good at all. I'm 5.7 inches, is that too small?

>>6496580
I think the going rate is at least ten inches long and seven in circumference, if I remember right?

>>6496580
About three feet should be enough.

>>6496592

idk man i dont think it works like that

maybe you just need more practice?

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>>6496592
>5.7"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAA

>>6496592

Sounds like you're just bad at topping and have a dead dick or are a bottom

I can keep my fingers in a butt without slipping out, you should be able to keep your dick in one

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>>6496607
>>6496600

The average where I come from (US) is 5.1 inches....

>>6496613
Probably all three. Whats a dead dick?

>>6496565
Are you implying bi guys are less slutty?
>>6496567
I might have to try that never been to a gay club before.
>>6496571
>>6496575
I'm not ready for feels or a bf yet

>>6496619

you dont have to be bfs to kiss and cuddle

casual intimacy is almost as nice as the real deal

>>6496615

I just mean your dick isn't very sensitive whether from overfapping or something else

>>6496619

Try a bathhouse kek

>>6496625

Oh. Yea, that sounds about right. How do I fix?

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>>6495496
I don't really have a preference. Sex is sex.

>>6496625
>overfapping or something else

Circumcised dicks are way less sensitive in general, afaik.

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>went to Pride today
>expected lot of degeneracy and annoying freaks
>instead had lot of fun with completely normal straight and gay people, flirted with a guy and got his number

>>6496638
It's very rarely a cause for people to not be able to feel pleasure at all from penetration, though.

>>6496633

fap less i guess

restore your foreskin if youre cut and that doesnt work

if youre uncut and it doesnt work youre screwed my man

>>6495496
I dont mind either or since in the end might as well do the best to be open to your partners desires.
>>6496580
No real clue man I mean im 6" and I would think after a certain size your just getting stabbed in the ass by a branch.

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>>6496638
>>6496647

I'm uncut, my family moved here from France when I was 11.

Anyway, we only tried for like <2.5 minutes because I found it difficult to stay hard. It was just really lame all-around.

>>6495496
I'm a virgin, but 85% of the time I'm imagining sex it's as the top.

>>6496642
Aren't you glad you got out of your comfort zone?

>>6496647
>actively wanting a cheesy anteater dick
Vomit.jpeg but what else should we expect from someone like you that literally has sex with dogs.
>>>/out/ go and stay go

>>6496642
Isnt it awesome to have a chance to socialize. I mean some are over the top but most are genuinely nice guys.

>>6496663

Maybe you weren't really into him

>>6496699

Foreskin is master race desu :3c

>>6496701
Socializing is to be avoided though. If you think about it, everyone is terrible and you should stay inside and do nothing. That's the way.

>>6496706

Maybe.

>>6496711
aww come on man gunna push you out the door if thats what it takes. You can die crossing the street might as well go live life before something stupid kills you.

>>6496727
I don't cross any streets though, I don't go outside. So I'm going to live forever.

>>6496734
Until you die. But honestly shouldnt hold yourself back because can be frustrating to be alone and left to your own devices ALL the time.

>>6496701
I went there with my mother because she told me that if I'm gay then I might as well be open about it and go meet other gay people instead stay inside all alone. But I'm not sure if I'm ready to stop being bitter virgin.

>>6496755
>But I'm not sure if I'm ready to stop being bitter virgin.

just rip it off like a bandaid

>>6496747
I haven't gone outside in, like, six years now, man. You're a little late to be telling me I might end up regretting things.

>>6496755
I dont get the whole be open about it. But its nice to be supported by family. Im still more of they have to ask if they want to know. Its good to open up and meet new people. If anything can find a nice bf haha.

>Be chilling
>Get message from sister
>"Can I go to pride with you this year?"
>"Erm sure"
>Guess that means im goin to pride this year.

Never have gone before, how/what do?

>>6496766
Never to late to start going out on walks. Took me walking everyday and going out to eat or get stuff to actually open up.

>>6496765
Woah there. That's something you should discuss with your partner first, man.

>>6496779
Nah. That sounds like people might see me. And that's something I am against.

>>6496786
awww come on man if homeless nigga can wear trash bags and walk around you can go outside too.

Anyone else envy younger gay guys?

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>>6496522
>>6496425
>>6496399
All puny af

>>6496806
Envy? Maybe a little. I'm 25 now and feel like i prolly need to find a proper bf soon or im doomed. Problem is this city is small as fuck.

I'm more envious of gay guys who grew up in the city. I grew up in the country and I feel like I missed out on a lot of 'discovery' of myself. Maybe i;m not articulating this as well as I could be, but i hope you get what i mean.

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>>6496814
holy fucking kek you gotta be kiddin me

>>6496797
Nah. Even though I know no one really cares I don't want anyone seeing me.

>>6496841
>TRIMP
>MAKE AMERREATAGAIN
lmao

>>6496806
I'm still pretty young (24) but I'm guess I'm envious of the ones that grew up in an accepting enough environment that they were able to come out and get laid during their teens.

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>>6496841
Who is this guy and why do I see his face posted everywhere?

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>>6496290
Maybe like 25 in a row
Working on it though, still pretty much a skinny bitchboi

>>6496806
Try not to, it's pretty shit unless you're really lucky honestly

>>6496642
Still never gone personally, but it's a pretty mainstream event nowadays, don't understand why /lgbt/ and /pol/ seem to think it's fucking in the streets and complete hedonism

>>6496871
Sam Hyde, 250 pounds of pure alpha male muscle

>>6496870
I grew up in an accepting environment and didn't bang a single dude until my 20s. It's still not easy.

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>>6496615
I don't think that chart is right. I'd be in like the 99 th percentile.
>>6496814
Mirin.

>>6496806
No, I'm quite glad I'm not them. With the booming understanding of "trans issues" they are now gonna be lumped in with those things.

Where before if you had a straight crush you sort of just had to accept that, have a difficult time and move on.
Now they will be pushing for these kids to transform themselves so that straight people will love them.

I'm very glad I managed to stay on the outside of what the LGBT lobby wants most gays to turn into to be useful idiots for them.

>>6496859
Okay senpai I would work on that im sure you are fine. Gotta get out and do stuff.

>>6496877
I know it's kind of silly to be jealous of something that happens so rarely, but high school was a real drag. All those crushes that I couldn't say anything to even if I really wanted. I had a straight friend that was always whining about he couldn't talk to a girl and he always wanted other people to relay shit to her and I swear I always wanted to punch him.

>>6496896
I don't understand your post. You think people are advocating that gays transition into another gender?

>>6496893

yes, you are

1 out of a hundred isnt that rare.

>>6496901
I went to high school/sixth form in one of the major cities of Sweden 2010 - 2013. I think it would have been fine for me to come out in hindsight, but it's not quite as easy when you're an insecure 17 year old. Unless you're basically born 100% gay from the start and can't hide it, it's no fun at all.

>>6496911
I think he means that with the destigmatisation of trans people, more impressionable young Gary guys will consider transitioning for acceptance and to try and be with thier straight crushes.

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>>6496870
I know this feel. It sucks
>Come out to my family and friends when I was 15, they are all accepting of it
>Figure that from this point on, meeting other gay people, even if they don't come out publicly themselves, will be easier because they'll be able to confide me with that fact
>6 years later, I have yet to meet anyone else who's gay, let alone even start flirting or something
And I figure it's all because of the larger culture I grew up in, where gay people are still shunned even when people will say they are accepting of gays just to be politically correct.

>>6496911
Yeah. Young gays today and even older gays are going to go through a massive amount of double-coming-outs as trans. It's going to be pretty sad to see.

>>6496917
Idk, I feel a lot closer to average then that
>>6496949
I was pretty disappointed with how mine looked to. Lol
Mirin stretch marks btw.

>>6496899
Naaah. Think I'll just do nothing and die in a gutter regretting everything at age 35 or so.

>>6496949
>Tiger stripes
Hnnnnng

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>>6496893
Yay for someone else who cant grow much arm hair
>>6496949
Literally a gorilla.

>>6496955
>more impressionable young Gay guys will consider transitioning for acceptance and to try and be with thier straight crushes.

Yeah... that's not going to happen.

>>6496960
> massive amount of double-coming-outs as trans

Transgirls that want to be with men call themselves straight. There is no "double coming out"/

>>6496959
I know west you mean. It was pretty sure opening going on grindr fit the first time. I'd met at all of two open gay dudes. It was a bit if a sick to see there where hundreds and hundreds in my rural area.
>>6496973
I actually got a compliment on my arm hair yesterday. Lol
It's sort of blondish so it's hard to see.

>>6496992

blonde body hair is the best

I love mine

>bi is just a waystation on the way to gay
>gay is just a waystation to trans
>once you're trans, it's all straight
>yfw the breeder plot to eliminate the gay master race is finally complete

We must combat this menace

>>6496974
I don't know, I could see it. I don't think it'll be endemic.

But I can see a lot of people tempted. I mean imagine you're a young gay guy, and you find out your straight crush would fuck a ftm. You're young, and you've never wanted anything as much as you want to be with that guy right now. Young men aren't known for thier sound decision making skills.

>>6497008
At best you'll see a few fringe cases, but I don't transitioning just to get some straight dick will be a thing. I know it happens in places like Saudi Arabia, but that's only because they have some fucked double standard where gay dudes face death but people are cool with you if you're willing to cut your junk off.

>>6497018

Is tranny piss the new straight man poo?

>>6496835
>>6496870
>>6496877
Im nearly 27 and never had sex. I was seriously repressed and self hating until 22. I grew up in a "christian" environment. Im stuck feeling my chances of a love life have already passed me.

>>6497068
It's never too late. I didn't start fucking dudes till 26

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>tfw lost vcard at 18

feels good to be normal-ish

>>6497085
We don't like your kind in these parts.

>>6497085

How does it feel knowing you'll never be as cute as that panda

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>>6497092

it feels bad

>>6497085
Normal for straight people, really. I think the average is way later for homosexuals for obvious reasons.

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>>6497085
me too my man

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>>6497068
>27

Still young, familia.

>>6497116

Uh, can I get a NUDE tayn?

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>>6497116
http://www.crushable.com/2015/04/06/entertainment/celebrities-entertainment/celebrities-who-never-age-paul-rudd-jennifer-aniston-photos/

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>>6497122
This Is Not Suitable For Work

>>6497140
>mfw I'm browsing risque boards on 4chan

>>6496290
50 at max
y'all niggaz WEAK

>>6497204

more like you're a skinny SKELTAL

>>6495998
fuck me daddy

>>6496290
~60 im sub tho

>>6497237

When rugbykitty says top what he means is he'll put a double-ended dildo in his butt and then fuck you ass2ass

>>6497132
apology for what

>>6497250

Does that actually work? I'm screwing with this guy who is also a bottom, and while he doesn't mind topping I dont think he likes it that much.

Would this be an ok alternative?

>>6497256

Idk I've never done it but why not give it a shot

>>6497256
NO that sounds fucking disgusting

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>>6497264

because i dont want him to laugh at me if it doesn't work and i dont wanna buy an expensive dildo for the same reason

>>6497266

why? we've used dildos on each other before.

>>6497268
if he laughs just block him
problem solved

>>6497273

you cant block people IRL, thats more of an online thing

>>6497268

Why would he laugh at you? It'd be cute desu

>>6497275
wrong

>>6497280

because it might just be fiddly and awkward

now that I think about it, im not sure the physiology actually works...

>>6497283

thank you friend

>>6497275
Good one.

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>>6496806
not really. things are easier for them but it's pointless to dwell on that. plus older guys are hotter imo
>>6496911
>>6496896
>>6496974

[spoiler] i had a psychologist who convinced me i was trans for like a year and was gonna take mones and everything. dodged that bullet [/spoiler]

>>6496290
I do 30 every morning to help me wake up. Trust me, it makes a difference in your day

>>6497209
weight is not important though.
it's just conditioning
and i'm 160

>>6497310

thats pretty skinny unless your some kind of MANLET

>>6497240
nice

>>6497293

It totally does work

I know because of all the porn I've seen it in

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>>6496399
>mfw imma neverpass tier tranny and I'm still bigger than u

Git gud fag

>>6497319

eh, they seem more like fatceps than anything else desu

>>6497316

source(s)?

>>6497307

>tranny in denial

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>>6496422
>5'7"

do you shave your boyfriend's butt?
is this a thing?

>>6497329

my fuckbuddy asked me if he could to this a few days back

i only let him do the middle part though, because i like having a fuzzy butt

Does anynyan wanna play Vermintide with me? It's soooo much fun ^_^

>>6497334
>liking the extra effort in cleaning your ass
bby pls

>>6497341

like i said, we shaved the middle part. I like having the cheeks fuzzy is all.

plus i have really fine blonde fur so its barely even visible anyway

>>6496776
>find cute boi
>walk up behind him and wrap your arms around him
>whisper "daddy needs that boipussi" in his ear
>tell sister to go home

>>6497327
Got a problem?

>>6497329

hairy butts are qt

>>6497349
>let sister watch
>develop incest website
>make thousands of dollars

>>6497338
Is it good? I really wanna get it but I am poor af.

>>6497346
>blonde
Well that makes it a bit better. A bit. That's still kinda strange.

>>6496776

grab some snacks and drinks/alcohol from a supermarket beforehand
find a spot to sit ~10 minutes before the parade starts
sit there and chat to yoru sister and strangers while watching the parade and eating snacks
havea nice time

>>6497358

thank you.

you are my resolve and motivator in these troubled times of twinkmongers and would-be-groomers

>>6497361

how is it strange?

its nice to run my hands along my butt and feel fur, and its warmer as well

>>6497373

You're welcome bb

Thoughts on gay bars?

>>6497373
>warmer
Can't deny that. Idk I've just always preferred being hairless. It's fucking itchy and a pain in the proverbial ass to keep on top of though.

>>6497386

MANLET confirmed

>>6497293
You could always get that one shark-toy from Bad Dragon that you could both ride while frotting.

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>>6497319

>>6497394

its only itchy if you shave and its just starting to grow back

if its just left alone it doesn't itch

>>6497400

bad dragon toys arent an option, im not made of money man

>>6497361
It feels exactly like playing Left 4 Dead only with way more melee. Which I have absolutely no problem with because I love L4D and Warhammer so it's a fantastically fun game for me. It's the most fun I've had in a game for a very long time 2bh.

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>when you think guy is interest in you but he just wanted to impress your female friend

>>6497411

>having female friends

are u even gay lmao

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>>6497411
>he only dated you out of pity
>he's engaged

>>6497422

ill just stand on a chair and be safe u fucking MANLET

>keep getting extremely horny
>almost hook up with someone
>chicken out
why do I keep doing this

>>6497447

lol MANLET rage is so funny

>>6497462
its incredible that someone would so blatantly flirt with maki

>>6497384
They seem cool and all, but I can't imagine they're much fun in practice.

>>6497461
If you don't sabotage yourself at every turn then what's the point in anything.

>>6497474

Shall I get you a little stepping-stool to help you reach my butt?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=easYw7iRcEQ

$20 is $20.

>>6497474
no
are u cute
shitposting is endearing when yr attractive

>>6497491

>implying your lifting stats count when your ROM is 1/16th of mine

LOL

>>6497491
i find that hard to believe but if thats true stop replying to my posts

>>6497502

for a MANLET you are pretty cute you know

>>6497502
didnt ask

>>6497506
please stop flirting with him until i get a picture you fucking hussie

>>6497500
Maki is the handsomest poster tbqh

>>6497511

its "hussy" you fucking hussy

>>6497522
i was refering to andrew hussie bc u have autism

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this is maki

>>6497539
that just looks like wiz but constipated

>>6497539
ew

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>>6497542

wiz is 100lbs+ heavier
but they do look similar
maybe it is him trolling

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what do you think happens when we die?

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>>6497461
I know the feeling exactly.
It's like I've fucked before but I just don't really like going out to fuck a stranger. I would rather fuck someone I actually have a relationship with.

>>6497555
go to hell cos were faggots

>>6497555
you die when u die

>>6497549
i dont know what wiz looks like from memory but i thought he lost some weight

>>6496776
just go and enjoy yourself. it's not bad. just hang out the parade itself is pretty ephemeral.

>>6497583
i just wish i had someone not ugly who would pay for me 2 see season 2 of the outs so i complain about it :(

>>6497605

no one wants to see maki's dick and butt, pls dont post

how many times did you fap and cum today?

>>6497626
0 times. For now

>>6497626
0

>>6497626

i had sex, but didnt cum

but i still "feel" like i did tho, so i have had no urge to masturbate today

>>6497626
3 and 3

>>6497629
>>6497631
>>6497632

proof low testosterone is becoming an epidemic. :/

>>6497640

how about you get a boyfriend and/or a job instead of jerking off all day you pathetic virgin

>>6497622
THREE INCHES
>masculinity
kek

>>6497640
Well, i'm going to do it later.

>>6497626
1

>>6497644
Cmon, man. Don't be so harsh on pathetic masturbating virgins.

>>6497461
Holy shit, I'm not the only one

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>>6497671
>You're all obviously not up to my intellect.
You're obviously not up to the average Korean
How does it feel to be smaller than the average Korean, Maki?

>>6497692

actually penis size has no significant ethnic or national bias

its just a super persuasive stereotype propped up by a single racist statistician from the 70s

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Less than a month until I move to Freedomland. Planning to learn the one true anthem on as many instruments as possible by then.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JhLtQOgvkL

Pls rate and pls stand ^_^

>>6497629
hey SP show us your body progress

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How does this make you feel?

>>6497726
I just can't get into mathc4mathc or even phem4phem

>>6497726
All memes aside a little bit disgusted.

>>6497698
10/10. Stood, placed my hand on my heart, and gazed at the mighty visage of the American flag in my room.

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>>6497732

bro you are missing out

>>6497726
A bit jealous of that flexibility.

>>6497354
>le angry manlet
Memes truely are real

>>6497739
masc4fem is the only way

masc4masc = two raging queens
fem4fem = two raging queens
masc4fem = normal big dude and normal small dude

>>6497750
I'm not angry because I'm short, I'm angry because I'm not getting any. There'a a difference there.

>>6497756

how about masc4smallermasc

thats my current relationship, its pretty sweet

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WHY DOESN'T HE LOVE ME

WHY DOESN'T HE UNDERSTAND HOW I FEEL

WHY CAN'T HE TAKE ME SERIOUSLY

WHY CAN'T I IMAGINE A FUTURE WITHOUT HIM

I'M GONNA DO IT GAYGEN I'LL FUCKING DO IT

>>6497726
That I would rather see the other guy bottom, that guy is too twinkish.

>>6497756
masc fem has very little to do w/size

>>6497762
>be manlet
>unable to get laid bcuz no one will ever find a MANLET attractive
>be forever shitter shoa'd

:^)

>>6497771
>be 15 year old looking manlet
>tfw the only guys who are into you are just taking advantage of you

>>6497780

yeah right

come back when you turn 18 pham

>>6496290
Shit, I was going to do this today at the gym. I imagine it's pretty shit.

If my bench max is 260 that means I can do a lot of push ups, r-right?

>>6497800

its more conditioning that anythign else

when i was in the RAF in a technical capacity, some of the guys were skinny as fuck and super weak, but could bust out 100 pushups like it was nothing

>>6497815

EVERYONE hates them

theyre little grotty gremlin MANLETS, its EMBARASSING

>>6497825
projecting pretty hard brah
did someone break your heart?

>>6497815
only fem bottoms care about height

>>6497825
Naw. Manlets are qt.
Hooked up with a 5'7"guy last night it was great.

>>6497815
Depends on how you define manlet. The fit definition of everything below six feet being a manlet and lumped together, no. But 175 cm and below is out of the question for me. But too tall is the same.

>>6497843

>tfw 5'9 and hooked up with 6'2 guy today
>tfw we couldnt 69 because of height reasons

>>6497844

isnt that like 5'8 and under? sheesh dude.

>>6497800
Doing lots isn't really the point, mind you.

The point is to vent your frustration at losing at videogames by angrily pushing the floor repeatedly. That's the point.

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>>6497844

>anything under 5'8 is out of the question

>>6497850
>>6497866
It's just weird when guys become so much shorter or so much higher. Perfect height is 179-182 cm.

>>6497881

>1.5 inches
>"so much shorter or so much higher"

reevaluate your life decisions, queen

>>6497844
But manlets are so fucking adorable man
don't you just want to carry them over your shoulder and fling them around?

>>6497889
I'll live. Just can't take people that much shorter than me seriously when I feel short.

>>6497894
Not really.

>>6497626

One unless last night after midnight counts, then two

>>6497726

Jelly of the guy on the left

>>6497765

Das gud

How about tallskinnymasc4shortthiqqmasc

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>>6497946

yo this is my relationship with my new fuckbuddy

im 5'9 and 72kg, hes like 6'1 and 65kg.

he has the most amazing stubble...

>>6497954

Hot desu

>>6497894
As a 5'9" manlet, this post makes me mildly enraged. I want to be the putting-over-the-shouldering! ;~;

>>6496290

I can do 50 pushups at once.
I tend to do 1000/day or 100/hour.

I don't like to make a workout of it. Better to do it randomly or in the spare of the moment, get better gains that way. Shocks your body into growing.

>>6497967

i think so too

the only real problem is that we are both bottoms, but we're working around that with some toys and stuff

>>6497972

[citation needed]

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>>6497976

>here's your citation
>all from bodyweight exercises

new thread:
>>6498094
>>6498094
>>6498094

>>6498066

i dont see how this shows anything

for this to be valid you would have to have a picture of someone else who did the same thing except without your retarded surprise workout system

are you simple?

>>6497771
hey there, manlets are qt