/MTFG/: transwoman general

>42 EU. No store sell sizes that big. I have to buy online like a transvestite

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what do you think of my rice noodle dish /mtfg/?

>4oz rice noodles
>16oz chicken broth
>4oz honey-glazed chicken
>3 medium mushrooms
>1/4 cup scallions
>2 tbsp ginger
>1 tbsp hoisin
>2 tbsp teriyaki sauce
it all comes out to about 580 cals
i hope i make a good wife someday ;~;

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>>6460045
>seven years a sex slav
are you really a sex slave?

>>6460050
It sure do look tasty. But 580 kcal is huge.

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>>6460045
Ugh I don't know why but I fucking love shoe shopping for both male and female shoes. AAghgh I love it so much.

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Everyone do the hon shuffle

>>6460051
yes
my sex-slave master is a known poster here
but i wont reveal their identity

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>>6460054
it's 2 servings generally
but it's p much the only thing i'm eating over the course of today

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>>6460045

>>6460042
true, true.

I've never been crazy about the idea of corset training, but idk, maybe it would be worth a try.

>>6460064
you lost so much weight rachel

>>6460066
Then it's perfect! I can do only salats. I'm terrible wife material I need to change that someday.

Who else here /neverpasshon/
>>6460061
Dude I fucking love shoes too

>it's the episode where we brag about our abuses
>I was only smacked around, insulted, and buggered by my friends
Guess I'm just not as hardcore as the rest of you
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>6460072
Only you

>>6460075
That sucks desu

>>6460064
I tried to recreate that, damn you move better than me.

>>6460049
Bullshit. 40-42 is easy to get.

>>6460050
A+ foodposting

>>6460064
Sheen why

>>6460074
not really bragging but a comment kind of annoyed me since implied that no one wale really went through anything difficult

>>6460050
do you still work at 711?

>>6460082
Give me exact address. I went to 15 stores in Warsaw that sell shoes. 41EU is a cut point.

>>6460074
It still hurts and can have lasting effects.

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>>6460067
pssh nothin personell kid...

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>>6460083
arigato myna-san
>>6460092
not anymore
i quit like a month ago
neet for now but ill be working again 2 months from now if i move to white plains

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>>6460072
>/neverpasshon/
me desu
;-;
>>6460069
pls not b insulting my future waif
>>6460080
nah im there with you
>>6460088>>6460074

problems are relative because people live different lives and have different capacities for pain, but there is kind of an objectivity to it where one can say "yeah getting your lunch money taken and mean parents doesn't compare to being beaten to death"
nice dubs korra

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God my stomach is killing me, Regret drinking all this coffee and milk at once.

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>>6459954
nah no pics. it just looks like an empty sack. i didnt get any scarring or anything

>>6460045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCF3ywukQYA

>>6460049
>tfw I don't know what size shoes will fit me well so I'm desperately hoping/pretending that I fit into EU42 because I don't want to be the freak that has to buy size 44+ women's shoes

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I was raped and beaten, but i don't remember any of it so its okay.

>>6460116
>I was raped and beaten,
R-really? Did you go to the police? [spoiler]Did you knife the rapist and then hump his dead body?[/spoiler]

>>6460115
After a week on hrt ur feet will shrink and you'll get shorter :^]

>>6460124
Sure and then the cunt fairy will fly down and give me a real vagina, too.

>>6460116
When did it happen???!

My rapist is still alive... ;_; but seriously I better not think about it.

>>6460088
>>6460074
Wish it didn't happen. Now I'm crying.

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>>6460064
sheen is turning into a cute anime schoolgirl and it's all thanks to hormones

cute hippo

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I will rape each and every one of you

>>6460116
Ever get triggered by anything?

>>6460134
If it helps getting it out, nothing wrong with crying... Letting the past be the past never is easy. Not on any of us. And neither is accepting we still have a future.

i wish i had a gf

>>6460154
Isn't that the reason you became a girl?

>>6460132
I love my rapist

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>>6460124
>tfw hrt will never unfuck your skeleton

>>6460159
something something girl tinker.

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>>6460161
Iktf

>>6460159
im a guy, why did you think i was a girl?

i wish some angry edgy r9k robot with a small dick raped me

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>>6460162
Isn't it girl tinkler?

>>6460166
>/mtfg/
>/mtfg/
>/mtfg/
>/mtfg/
>/mtfg/

>>6460161
https://www.realself.com/question/surgery-reduce-width-shoulders

>There is in fact a way to reduce the width of your shoulders, but it may result in some limited range of motion and a slight rounded look of the shoulders. The clavicles (collar bone) can be shortened a bit and this would cause the entire shoulder to roll forward reducing the width. Again, this may reduce your range of motion a little, but many people who have Had collar bone fractures and healed with it shortened have excellent function.

>>6460167
m'lady

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>>6460165
Hi madds.

>>6460166
Apologies sir.

>>6460174
>price: £50,000

>>6460064
daily reminder that certain outfits should stay in the bedroom if you must wear them


>>6460081
kek

>>6460061
ditto,
and some men shoe styles are just too good not to wear, and the fem versions are just never the same

>>6460170
so because this is the mtf general, you just assume everyone posting here is a girl? wtf

>>6460181
Hey!! I was on the stairmaster for the first time yesterday and it SUCKS

>>6460182
There are people doing self castration and you can't break your collar bone?

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>tfw proud faggot

>>6460182
Of course. If you want to be pretty trans girl you either have to get ridiculously lucky with the genetics or be ridiculously rich to offset the shitty genetics.

The world is a cruel and cold place and we are just withered flowers drifting in the wind.

>>6460198
I'm the guy in the gay Google shirt

>>6460198
>san francisco
I can smell the aids

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>>6460161
suffering desu

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I would look like this if it wasn't for T

>>6460202
tuck your tag in you goof

We should tinychat

Anyone in the GW2 Pride march? :D

i had an abusive friend who did something sexual to me against my will when i was maybe 7? that im unable to remember fully

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>>6460165
>>6460206
;~;

>>6460174
I've heard of that, but are there any doctors who'll actually break their patients' clavicles on purpose?
Or people who've successfully narrowed their shoulders by breaking their own clavicles?

>>6460211
no

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>>6460191
>stairmaster
Why do you hate yourself so maddie?
I guess that's a step forward. I think it would be more fun to go out running but I am still glad you are taking the steps (heh) in the right direction.

>>6460208
who is this?

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>>6460181

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>>6460198
>going to pride
i hope you're being ironic desu

>>6460099
>>6460103
But being hospitalized means that it was 4real serious and not just play trauma ;^)

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>>6460227
I posted that webm originally.

>>6460219
That's not possible.

>>6460220
Anna pls. I wanna show off my homestuck shirt

>>6460227
>this webm
top kek

forever fucked

>>6460223
I ran a mile and did 15 minutes on the elliptical too =p

>>6460236
take a picture it will last longer

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>>6460132
A couple of mine died from AIDS.

>>6460153
At least I can cry now. 5 years ago I couldn't. I'd suppressed them so hard. No emotions, just dead.

>>6460174
Sadly I need rib cage more than shoulders. Even if my rib cage was reduced to 30" around, my shoulders would still be ok. As is my rib cage is 40" plus a bit of fat for a 44" under bust. My shoulders are slightly narrow for my rib cage size.

>>6460232
trauma can happen even if you don't end up in the hospital. Been there, have the c-ptsd...

>tfw I need a vacation.

>>6460232
When the most fucked up thing in my life happened, I wasn't hospitalized, I just blacked out for ten days. Maybe if someone had gotten me locked up then, I wouldn't be so broken. I don't know.

>>6460240
I'm terrible at taking selfies anne

>tfw I need to step away and do some work.

>>6460247
saaaame

>>6460238
>I ran a mile and did 15 minutes on the elliptical too =p
Congrats.
I ran 13.1 miles last night in under two hours.

>>6460109
when will you get srs?

>>6460208
most cis girls are not even this cute

>>6460218
>being 7
>having friends
c-cool


being molested sucks though

>>6460255
Wow!!! I'm way fatter and less fit than I used to be but my goal rn is to be able to jog for an hour without stopping so I'm working my way back up to it. I used to be a gymrat and now I'm dedicated to being a cardio bunny

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>>6460259
They just don't try.

>>6460189
well yeah, get out boy

>>6460253
Tinychat is the obvious solution

>>6460247
go to store
step in front of some huge mirror
snap pic

>>6460208
At this point in my life, age has done more damage than T...

>>6460268
running is for clowns, ride a bike it's way more fun

i'm interested in neo vaginas only. dicks are for fags.

feel free to present a counterargument.

>>6460281
You're a faggot

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>>6460230
Nope in a group of qt gay boys and my my gf who I dyked up , we're getting food and basically dancing until we're tired

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>>6460268
>cardio bunny
It's a lofty goal but I believe in you.

>>6460281
perma virgin detected

>>6460285
more like you're the extreme faggot indulging in femininity and you're mad someone doesn't like you for your dick

>>6460274
See, now i know this anon is pretty, because its so simple for them.

Well I totally failed at not touching my tracheal shave savings jar, but at least I'm not going to vomit all over the place and i'll have weed again <3

>>6460293
more like you're the virgin and always will be from the obvious lack of people finding interest in your dick

>>6460281
http://imgur.com/a/pNdtv

>>6460218
hey we had a good time don't change it into something it wasn't

>>6460302
this pasta getting stale nigga

>>6460049
I'm hoping I'm 42 or smaller cause of Amazon - there are still plenty of cute shoes on there that are size 42 but above that there's fuck all besides literal crossdresser shoes and those are always fetish latex heels and shit like that.

Plz god don't abandon me like this.

>>6460281
>chaser who goes after post-op girls exclusively
why not just date cis girls? idgi

>>6460305
you get what you pay for

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>>6460302
Pfft

>>6460308
I'M SCARED THAT I'M NOT JUST LOOKING AT THIS THREAD DUE TO A WEIRD CURIOSITY.

I'M SCARED THAT I'M STARTING TO FEEL THINGS BUBBLE TO THE SURFACE THAT I THOUGHT I HAD PUT ASIDE A LONG TIME AGO.

I'M SCARED THAT I THINK I JUST REALIZED THAT I'VE BEEN GROWING MY HAIR OUT TO LOOK MORE LIKE A GIRL.

I'M SCARED THAT I'LL ACTUALLY GO THROUGH WITH THIS AND END UP BEING ESTRANGED FROM MY FAMILY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.

I'M SCARED THAT THE ONLY INFO I CAN FIND ON THE TRANSITION PROCESS IS SJW-TIER SHIT AND PASTEBIN DUMPS.

>>6460305
>hair in the vagina entrance

Thai-ginas. Not even once.

>>6460241
On the subject of ptsd,
I was once told by a "professional" who had seen some testing that I had done and heard that I had once been treated for bipolar disorder that the idea that I had bipolar was laughable, because the testing would more conclusively argue for a diagnosis of ptsd or schizotypal personally disorder, with the obvious implication that those were more laughable ideas
Because I'm just not the ptsd type

>>6460308
Reminder that all you have to do to get rid of dysphoria is piss on your dick.

>>6460311
i'm a non-op trans girl so i like vaginas to put it in there. i do date cis girls, but who says i can't have both?

>>6460305
That's also 50+ year old hon. I'm 22 and cute.

>>6460309
Kayla highly recommends this site.

http://www.pleaserusa.com/index.asp?page=home_2016_5&bg=blk

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>>6460302
liar

>>6460208
I'd look like my mom when she was young. I already look eeriely like she used to but with a dash of T to overgrow bones.

>>6460330
>I already look eeriely like she used to but with a dash of T to overgrow bones.
I'm similar. I look similar to mom when she was younger except I look like a much much uglier version of her (I've seen her pictures, mom was gorgeous) partially because of T partially because of idk bad luck I guess.

>>6460295
my face gets 70 (best) masculine on pictriev, and so not cute

pic are sobering and a good reminder of my limits in girlmode

>>6460302
I wish

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>tfw 6'2
i should just repress, huh?

>>6460271
ehhhhhhhhh

>>6460343
Red is 6'2
Proportions > Height

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>qt crush leaves me a voicemail last night and tells me to call him
>start talking for a bit about stuff and what's goin on cause we haven't talked in 24 hours
>tells me he doesn't like brunch but his friends are dragging him out to it
>"it's just like more about the spectacle than the food to me if that makes any sense"

how could he not like brunch?? i'm in a state of shock. is it over????

also hi good afternoon lol

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>>6460343
Of course not. Follow your heart.

>>6460321
Vaginas are like tattoos, they only look good when you're young

>>6460309
Clarks, Doc Martens and Hush Puppies all have good looking, non fetish shoes up to size 43, with an extra wide option on some models.

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>tfw take after my dad
>tfw my hyper-masculine, abusive, alcoholic, sociopath brother takes after our mom

>>6460347
Such a bad example.

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NEW EPISODE

https://soundcloud.com/user-954054996/soul-jazz-records

thanks to all my followers and listeners

>>6460347
male proportions from being born male

>liking men

>>6460343
Really depends on where you live and your proportions. The other day I saw a woman that was at least around your height, probably even taller (I'm 5'11 and I was just to her chest) and, well, she just looked like a woman. Besides her height there was nothing weird about her.

>>6460315
Hey, in all honesty. I found out about myself around half a year ago. It's extremely strange because I've always liked girls clothes more, longer hair, etc and only half a year ago I figured out that living a girls life makes me feel like who I really want to be.

Life is so difficult. I'm scared of it all too.

>>6460349
you must be pretty tall yourself

>>6460269
r-remo-ve ... t...this an..on ;_; ;_; ;_;

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>>6460336
Yeah same though I'd credit me not knowing how to makeup or anything growing up as to why she looked better even before T had it's way with me.
>tfw used to compare feet and hands and stuff with mom until like 16yo when T finally raped me fully and bones overgrew like some twisted mutant ;_;

>>6460348
Brunch is overrated. Breakfast is already the GOAT meal, you don't need to dress it up or look for an excuse to keep serving it later into the day.

>>6460361
>replying to pasta
newfag get out

>>6460362
it's someone ironically posting hon logic

>>6460355
Red is a bit retarded but she's cute

>>6460358
Post proportions

>>6460348
I absolutely love brunch but it's kind of a meal for girls and gay guys desu

>follow your heart instead of logic
transgenderism is a meme

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>spoke to my GP about getting into counseling so I can tell them what a tranny I am on Tuesday
>dad just said I look more like Mark Kermode the older I get

>>6460339
Theres enough ugly photos of me on this board i think

>>6460351
...those are all ugly, though. I like cuter shoes. Not necessarily anime cosplay cute but at least cuter than fucking Doc Martens.

>>6460367
hon logic is strong around here doe

If you are over 6'2" then you are fucked.

6'2" is the maximum allowable height for socially accepted women.

No, you're not in the WNBA.

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>there are people on this thread RIGHT NOW that go on /b/
disgusting desu

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>tfw these go up to size 16 US

>>6460377
Clarks are cute. Do you even Jane Birkin?

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>>6451727
i don't think about you or red at all actually

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>>6460392
i want to be this cute

>>6460390
AGP

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>>6459537
Im trying not to

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>>6460348
>not doing things for the spectacle

I'm like half naked rn
And weirdly about to have brunch on the pier :p

>tfw even being the straight boy I'm still literally the biggest faggot of all my friends

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>>6460390
I am sure they do.

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>>6460365


but breakfast is the absolute best meal of the day so like it makes sense to celebrate it with more than one meal idk???

>>6460372

gdi
maybe that's tru but i just love breakfast and brunch so much... this could change everything

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Who here /beef with broccoli/

>>6460394

>console gamers
>cute

lolno

>>6460387
nice to see you away from /b/

>>6460407
all PC gamers are fat neckbeards

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>>6460391
>Jane Birkin

I know she came up with Birkin bag, the most expensive type of bag in the world. But, no, these are not cute.

>>6460387
/b/ is the birthplace of 4chan shitposting
Rule 13 is the only reason I don't go more often

>>6460404

>offbrandSRS.png

>>6460407
Whats wrong with consoles?

>>6460407
PC gaming just isn't a thing in Japan, if you're gaming you're gaming on a console. It's a culture thing.

>>6460411
That looks like something over the hill transvestite would wear.

>>6460410

I do both, if I'm being honest. Does that make me more or less of a neckbeard?

>>6460418
That's what I'm saying. They all look like men's shoes slightly adapted for women.

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Who are you dating, mtfg?
My gf is a cis black girly-girl/stoner.
We're almost at 3 years.

>>6460372
Honey, every rich guy I know brunches, it's a reason to get day drunk desu

>>6460395
>>6460401
That's why that was funny to me. It's like they know the people buying those slippers are fetishist men.

>>6460370
broad shoiulders, small hips,

the end

>>6460421
The tiny heels are cute

>>6460422
is her vagina really purple

>>6460306
that's not funny

>>6460421
Well CFH is batshit crazy and should not be listened to.

>>6460422
I'm dating multiracial artist/activist/student/barista and ze is the cutest.

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>>6460122
No.
>>6460131
When i moved here basically.
>>6460146
No.

>>6460411
I want to wear sandals, but my feet look life flippers b/c of small ankles

>>6460430
Nope

>>6460422

Sometimes I ball up my duvet and rock back and forth with it,

>>6460306
thats fucking sick man. stop the rape jokes

>>6460266
uncle tom strikes again

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>>6460422
I'm currently dating a cis arab girl, she's very nice and funny, but her parents are insane

>>6460444
>trips

you know, if i can be serious, everyone posts here for some attention, and i have alot of people filtered, so i only see my friends posts or people i'm friendly with
so yeah i do have a desire to validate and acknowledge my friends posts, especially if im sitting doing nothing, and those are some of the only posts i see
>>6460453
>arab
how

>>6460302
Pls no lie

when i was 6 or 7 a friend of mine called a girl into the bushes and she showed us her vagina. she explained how there are two different holes and one of them is for peeing and peed in front of us.

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Finally starting HRT. Wish me luck!

>>6460422
Little cis Asian dyke in training , 2 years with a break

>>6460422
>dating
Hey, fuck you. Why would you ask that?

>>6460317
many therapists and shrinks don't believe in ptsd. c-ptsd which is ptsd wrapped up in trust and attachment issues is even less believed in. I think I've zapped all my ptsds, but my c-ptsd hangs around. I'm going to try and get disability. I can't work.

>>6460350
The gal needs to stay fit... I know a very nice 66yo pussy.

>>6460423
So true...

>>6460461
Super jealous of you! Good luck anon.

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>>6460453
Barbaric
>>6460461
Good luck anon!!! :D

So ive had my junk tucked for like 8 hours of runnng back and forth at work, bending and reaching qnd generally squisbing them somewhat uncomfortably. Am i hoping too much that this might kill my balls enough that they stop making so much testosterone?

>>6460455
>>arab
>how

Idk she thought I was cute and she's bi with a strong lean towards feminine people.

>>6460467
>Barbaric
Rude

>>6460461
Are you Greek?

>>6460198

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ql56jzWjZ0

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>>6460465
That's why breakfast is great it's about doing whatever the fuck you want but in a classy way

I want to eat cake for a meal, but that's badddd... Ok pancakes, with chocolate chips and whip cream

I want ice cream! Parfait

Cupcake! Muffin

I want to drink champagne at 9am, put it in OJ!

https://www.strawpoll.me/10594943
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https://www.strawpoll.me/10594943

>>6460468
Do it for another couple years and you might get the same results as taking 25mg spiro a day.

just made my own soylent with some stuff i grabbed from the supermarket and it tastes pretty good, chocolate flavored

>>6460481
Why yes I am.

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>>6460422

dating as in like in a relationship with or what
i only wanna be in a relationship wit one person but i guess i'm dating a few guys lol

>>6460488
no, i did get sexually assaulted in my teens though

>>6460198
>edie and sheen on stage

Hey, have any of you gotten a new birth cert in CA with a court order? The instructions for the VS 24 form seem to be outdated and from a time before court ordered name AND gender changes were a thing.

The instructions state that a physician's affidavit must be submitted with the form along with a copy of the court ordered name change. I'm wondering if submitting my court ordered decree changing name and gender which includes the line

>THE COURT FURTHER ORDERS
>5. A new birth certificate shall be issued reflecting the changes in name and gender.

will be sufficient, or if I will also have to submit another affidavit from my doc or if a photocopy of the affidavit I used in my court case will be good enough.

>>6460491
>soylent
Filtered.

>>6460473
oh
thats cool
i've not met any cute queer arab people
i'd love to though, they're so attractive
>>6460497
have you checked "ID PLEASE" on the transgender law center website?

Reminder that your experiences with sexual assault are what caused this deviant behavior.

Detransition now and go into counseling or find yourself until to be a real man later in life.

>>6460501
ID PLEASE is outdated

>>6460500
so sorry i have digestive and spontaneous vomiting issues, i know it's a real hassle on you

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>>6460422
6'4" nerdy boyfriend
we've been dating for around 4-5 months now
if he wasn't so tall and cute i wouldn't put up with his bs

>>6460503
I was never sexually assaulted how did i become trans?

>>6460503
No

>>6460511
Some other traumatic experience in your life.

I think you know what it is, too.

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>>6460504
ahh
my bad
i'd look at my forms but i dont have them readily available
i would do what you can, but maybe try and do both
>>6460422
T R I G G E R E D
dating is 4 losers, u heard it here first kids

>>6460503
lol the assault lasted about 15 seconds, i stopped it by staring menacingly at him, and i wasn't traumatized

>>6460519
kek the only traumatic experiences happened after i knew i was trans and wanted to transition good try though nerd

>>6460461
Best of luck, anon.

>>6460487
>korra in a skirt

>>6460510
>6'4"
W-wew

>>6460519
No
No traumas. I grew up spoiled, i was an evil tyrant and a deviant. I shudder to remember what a terrible human being i was then. And much worse now.

Who is watching Game of Thrones Season Finale?

>tfw korean and trans
>tfw people always compare you to this girl since transitioning
>tfw not sure if thats a good thing or a bad thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhDO3CoAZks

>>6460501
I guess I also had a higher chance for meeting qt queer arab girls because a lot of people from the middle east seem to live in my city and go to my school

>>6460540
why not just show the pancake nipples rawr?

>>6460541
>tfw korean and trans
Shamefur.

>>6460541
Well she's cute so I guess it's not necessarily bad, unless you don't want to be cute

>>6460546
>tfw orphan now

>coconut oil still stuck in my hair after washing it
Oh well, I'll shower again tomorrow, my hair is just badly damaged and clingy after a bad breakup.

>>6460550
i know for sure i'm not butt ugly. but i have self-image issues so i have no idea if i'm cute or not.

>>6460540
When does it air?

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hi /mtfg/

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>>6460534
pros
>6'4"
>super cute and comforting
>good hugger, really comfy big spoon, makes me feel tiny comparatively
>into most of the video games i like
>says the right things that i want to hear
>not afraid to call me his girlfriend in public
>his friends and family generally like me
cons
>not a great kisser
>is overly into video games, like obsessive and doesn't make enough time for me
>has a bad temper and yells a lot which makes me uncomfortable
>physically abusive
>doesn't trust me all that well
>doesn't listen to my problems
>doesn't do much with me sexually
idk i think there's room for improvement but it can be worked out

Who /dead/ here?

>>6460568
me if i dont decide on what to get for fucking lunch soon

>>6460567
http://allwomenstalk.com/10-signs-youre-dating-a-loser

>>6460565
Sinon what are you doing here.

>>6460510
>tfw nobody would ever put up with a 6'4" nerdy transgirlfriend's bs
I'm never going to find someone willing to settle for me in spite of my issues. ;_;

>>6460567
>physically abusive
:c

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>>6460568
hopefully not me, i kind of like being alive now
>>6460575
dont say that joan, you will
>>6460574
saying hello!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N12fV9gOhs

Time to jump ship.
Fuck it all

>>6460545
Why do you keep calling me that.

>>6460560
Reddit always have some links

>>6460565
Oh, you're back! (Maybe?) Did you write that story?

>>6460575
are you really 6'4 or is it a troll?

>>6460577
B-but 6'4

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>>6460578
Oh hey. It's me!

>>6460586
I really am. ;_;

>>6460580
>literally a bearded man in a dress
i'm sorry but it's people like that who are ruining it for the rest of trans community.

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I can't decide ;_;

>>6460595
you should detrans and maybe a lot of people will want to get with you >>6460593, >>6460567

>>6460581
I might not go to bed until game of thrones.

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>>6460601
c-chicken tenders

>>6460601
Stop posting on 4chan when yr wit people
jeez such bad company

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>>6460584
>Oh, you're back! (Maybe?)
just stopping by to say hello i guess, wont be long
>Did you write that story?
Not yet, still thinking about what exactly it's gonna be about and stuff
>>6460594
Hello~
>>6460601
OMELETTE

>>6460602
She don't have to....
I could get SRS and she could keep her.
...
this sounds so wrong.

>>6460601
Ask for a description on the Daily Special

>>6460601
the flatbread

>>6460546
>Shamefur.
Japanese can't say l but can say r

Chinese can't say r but can say l

Koreans, being the master race, can say both r and l

>>6460465
This one believes in ptsd
I just don't fit their preconceived notions of what someone who was abused acts like

I had a dream last night I was sex slave but it was some ritual and if he had a harem of girls and if you were chosen you got magic powers...
>tfw not real

>>6460601
This is majorly autistic

>>6460601
Can't go wrong with scrambled eggs...

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>>6460580
I hate these people so much, they make us look like freaks

>>6460615
>Koreans, being the master race, can say both r and l
koreans in korea who don't speak any or much english have issues pronouncing L. R is no problem though.

>>6460601
Is that one of those super fancy restaurants where they assume you'll be able to afford it no matter what or what? Why aren't there any prices listed there? Price does matter in choosing what to order.

>>6460619
Heey, three other people have actually suggested something...

>>6460601
>$11 for toast
LAND OF THE FREE...

>>6460559
>i know for sure i'm not butt ugly. but i have self-image issues so i have no idea if i'm cute or not.
That's easily solved - post a pic and we'll tell you you're an ugly hon that needs to commit suicide!

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>>6460623
s h a v e

>>6460623
Read the comments. Most people are saying the same. It's fucking disgusting.

>>6460630
welcome to san francisco

>>6460623
Seriously, I don't need anyone's help making me look like a freak, I can do it all by myself.

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>>6460623
Same here
It takes quite a bit for me not to punch them in the face when I see thrm especially when they are at pride

>>6460601
These things are so much cheaper here in Tenerife. At least more than 65% cheaper looking at those prices.

>>6460623
AT LEAST SHAVE YOU WASTE OF HUMAN LIFE SCUM. AAAAAARGH why are we grouped with these retards? I'm not the cutest girl and I I don't fully pass but I at least do everything to make sure I look as feminine as possible.

>tfw one bra looks like it would work, $120 each... o.O

>>6460487
yep!

>>6460503
No, you are a shit poster and should be ground up and spread on the fields like we do with all the shit around here.

>>6460567
Sounds like he needs therapy. All those cons adds up to him having been abused. Oh, kissing can be taught.
>>6460593
but physically abusive.

>>6460601
Soft scrambled farm eggs

>>6460461
waiitt that\s in Greek.

Greek anon, reveal yourself!

>>6460627
>>>6460642
Prices got cut off on the right, but it's one of those fancy places that lists prices as "14" or "14.5" rather than "14.00" like commoner diners.

>>6460580
Well today is a beautiful day for shooting myself

>>6460601
>14.5$
>for a fucking omelette

smuganimeface.jpg. You can make an omelette here for around a dollar and buy an entire lunch with multiple courses for the equivalent of 14.5$. Wherever you are it is too expensive.

>>6460623

>dysphoria
>hasn't shaved

Aces.

>>6460656
The people who go to places like that are too rich to care.

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>>6460580
Why do normies chose these kinds of people to represent us.

>>6460623
>dysphoria
>this intentionally low voice

Glad those idiots aren't in my country.

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>>6460662
>choose literally a man in a dress
>stir up controversy
>controversy creates views
>views=cash
They're not interested in honestly representing us, they want to profit off us.

>>6460659
trip on bees

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>>6460664
Take me away nikky

>>6460662
I wonder if genderqueer have anything to do with it. Maybe the angle is less about "helping and understanding trans people" and more about "breaking down the gender boundaries".

Or maybe they're just retarded.

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>>6460623
i think we found edie's
n
e
w
boyfriend

>>6460489
What if I just, like, punched them.

Over and over and over again.

>>6460658
I mean, I sometimes go a few days without shaving because I hate having to focus on my face in the mirror but I wouldn't dress like a woman unless I was able to deal with it enough that I wouldn't be able to feel or see it. I guess I could understand someone just not having dysphoria about facial hair but having it about other stuff, but, ugh.

>>6460632
fine. even if you told me to kill myself i wouldn't do it, but here you go.

unsee.
cc/tesopidu/

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>>6460677
>and more about "breaking down the gender boundaries".
Then say you're a man wearing a fucking dress

>>6460623

You're right, it's just like a relationship status on Facebook.

[spoiler]Burn the city! Burn them all![/spoiler]

>>6460686
But what if she's a woman wearing a fucking beard?

>>6460682
What if you just, like, take anti-androgens?

>>6460674
Didnt see a point in it desu when i doubt 99% of the current /mtfg/ population knows my trip

>>6460684
That better not be you or otherwise this is a major case of fishing for compliments. The girl in that picture is fucking gorgeous, realistically looks like a member of a girl group.

>>6460677
I really don't like how genderqueer is considered the same thing as being trans when one is literally a medical condition and the other is people who want to have a different haircut or wear dresses.

>>6460684
you're cute and all but lighting and angels sucks.

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Has anyone tried waist training if so experiences/results?

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>>6460689
I LITERALLY DONT CARE WHAT YOU DO AS LONG AS YOU DONT TRY TO PASS YOURSELF OFF AS TRANS WHILE YOU ARE CLEARLY NOT
HE DIDNT EVEN CHANGE HIS NAME FROM JACOB
OR SHAVE
ANYTHING
JUST LIPSTICK, DRESS, AND LONG HAIR
REEEEEEEE

>>6460686
>>6460689
I mean it has to be genderqueer, right? What kind of trans woman would go on live tv with full beard? I get a panic attack if my beard is slightest bit visible underneath makeup in strongest day light when I have no appointments whatsoever let alone WHEN IF I WAS GOING ON NATIONAL TV.

>>6460468
If you're going to do it do it right:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elastration

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>>6460701
>Us
>Our
No, he is actively trying to pass himself off as trans.

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everyone post what you're listening to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8QF4ysuJKE

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>>6460689
Still not trans.

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>>6460697
Worked fine for me, but I quickly lost the effects after having to stop for surgery. I think I will start again once I'm allowed to. But it's pretty much a permanent commitment.

>>6460693
It's all the progressives fault, they don't give a shit about us they just want the next "oppressed" group to "defend" and the next "Hitler" to vanquish.

Now, in liberal circles/cities, fucking genderqueers are considered part of the LGBT.

>>6460699
lipstick, dress, and long hair is literally more than i put into presenting female every day

>>6460703
He can consider himself otherkin for all I care he definitely ain't trans.

>>6460692
thanks but i don't see what you're talking about in me.

>>6460696
thanks but who cares about lighting and angles when i'm trying to post an honest picture..

>>6460697
Is waist training safe? Back in my AGP days I used to wear a lot of corsets. I may have a picture

>>6460683

I'm not saying you need to shave all the time to be trans, but if you were going to be in a video go NBC's YT channel you'd probably do a quick once over with a razor, eh?

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>>6460705
https://youtu.be/tm35DQMlpX0
>>6460713
i still present as a boy but i dont go around saying HEY IM A TRANS GIRL while i do
i'm either a girl or a guy
>>6460715
Yeah
I really don't care what he does as long as he does not try to just blatantly lie about being trans
>>6460721
i make sure i at least shave before i leave the house