/mtfg/ - Male to Female General - Sobreity sucks edition

if you are reading this you are contractually agreeing to be my cute gf, i love you very much

so i hung out with my friend who's a professor at an art school around here and he wants me to model his clothes for the fall fashion show.

i'm scared :( (and i'd need to lose 10 pounds) but still, its like. i don't want my body to be a spectacle for people. it'd be women's fashion at least but still, its like. i feel so ugly and i don't even dress very feminine and like, i don't want eyes to be looking at me, even if it's about the clothes and not the walking hanger wearing them

sorry for /blog/ post

>>6450395
It's not working out, we should break up

Smoke weed, onii-chan.

>>6450407
models aren't supposed to look conventionally every day good anyway. some people like them, but it's not what you'd call pretty.

>>6450395
Are you saying that to everyone? I can't tolerate this kind of halfassedness, it's over.

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>>6450395
Love'ya too but I'm already taken, senpai.

>>6450395
[Yes]

>>6450412
tfw wanna smoke weed but it's been fucking with my head too much lately

>>6450407
you can probably say no if you dont want to do it

it could be fun though

>>6450395
Jokes on you
I'm a sack of rotting potatos gf

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>>6450361

>>6450407
Whoring for grades huh?

>>6450407
That sounds really scary but also a really cool opportunity, if you feel up to it you should definitely do it, just check it's not a really weird fashion show first maybe

>>6450417
>>6450429

i might just do it so i can say later in life that i used to model.

maybe i should start taking every gig that's offered to me instead of being a pussy...

>>6450435
is this the same person that has a picture with cum all over their face?

>>6450435
That's a new one.
Fuck you and your stupid ribcage

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im such a hon
rip my life
can you kickstarter ffs

>>6450446
>new
no, i've definitely seen it before.
i think it was like a week ago

>>6450407
you're being used for those liberal brownie points

>>6450443
>so i can say later in life that i used to x.
that's my policy in life, live for the eventual anecdotes. also know as kerouac style.

>>6450446
they are posting that to hurt red.

>>6450450
you look pretty good in motion

in many ways, you look like a girl

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tfw satan

>>6450450
can you kickstarter suicide?

>>6450453
>a week ago
Didnt you just announce your return from a hiatus in the last thread?

>>6450455
o, right.
is it b/c red is detransitioning?

>>6450445
yeah that's red, she's really nice and kind of a slut

>>6450459
According to your trip, you're Asmodeus, not Satan...

>>6450455
How?
Her body is getting more cis by the day?

>>6450454
you don't think i know this? i asked him if there was going to be any other trannies and he said no, just you tho.

>>6450455
its a good way to live life tbqh

>>6450461
yes, & i haven't brought it up since my 1st post in the previous thread.
what about it?
>btw i don't remember saying that i was going on "hiatus"
>i just wanted to focus on some errands

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>>6450264
<3

>>6450307
Harsh, how long have you been transitioning? They might be having trouble with your identity changing, not many friendships survive a gender transition.

>>6450338
2deep4me

>>6450435
Red is a beautiful grill, she doesn't deserve to have her pics posted like this.

>>6450446
You seem like a cool person, lets be friends.

>>6450462
Red likes being called a boy b/c its a little demeaning & she has self image transition issues.

She wants ffs & SRS...
And is still on hrt, as far as I know...

>>6450450
post more. these are adorable

>>6450470
posting nudes when you don't want to isn't a nice thing to do and doesn't make you comfortable.

>>6450472
since he's an art professor you're an extension of his art or "shock factor" too i suppose

>>6450435
That's a super cute penis

>>6450477
man.
that's a little depressing

Hey fags

if you reply to this comment you'll wake up as a cutie tomorrow

(THIS OFFER IS NOT OPEN TO RACHEL)

>>6450476
??
>Suddenly refrain from getting plastered until 8pm in lieu of IRL friends.
>suddenly an influx of online people wanting to be my friend

What is happening. Who are you. Why?
What's wrong with you

>>6450450
Why are you so damn cute!?

>>6450476
ly2

Can someone give me a lowdown on the latest channel /mtfg/ drama? I haven't tuned in for a while

>>6450489
because you are very bad at diferentiating being sincere and being an asshole when you're drunk.

>>6450488
>wake up
>now cute
>life is still in shambles
Oh well

>>6450479
....she very much enjoys having her body be appreciated??
She posted stuff like this before people were assholes to her for unrelated things.

... Red is beautiful & she knows how much people appreciate her body. & it makes her feel good.

But she also likes being playfully demeaned as a kink...

>>6450463
>kind of

>>6450496
this should cover most of it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Histrionic_personality_disorder

>>6450498
Jokes on you
Its only 7pm
I have an hour before boozetown.
Now that we're talking about it, however...
Hmm.
Beer. Cat. Robot vacuum. Garage projects.

ALL MY FRIENDS I'LL EVER NEED

>>6450435
Are you a grower? Move your hand and show that cock off

>>6450500
>She posted stuff like this before people were assholes to her for unrelated things.

desu, those assholes include one of the most awful people I've ever seen

>>6450511
> you

>>6450507
Attention seeking is now a mental illness?

>>6450488
Respond to this and Rachel is qt, starting yesterday

>>6450435
Gonna fap to this tonight, I have a fetish for small dicks.

>>6450521
looking down at your own is not enough?

>>6450513
Whom, may I ask?

>>6450515
Is this your first day

This is a call for all hons to exit.

If you are a hon and do not exit this thread upon seeing this comment, you will die in your sleep tonight.

>>6450435
thats a nice sized ball sack

>>6450515
everything is these days, and there're meds for it all
feeling down? ssris
feeling worried? antipsychotics
sore throat? lobotomy

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>>6450489
I'm the princess of course
I'm defensive of Red, and you were nice to her.

>>6450494
<3
<3

>>6450532
don't give us reassons to stay if youwant us to leave.

>>6450435
SHOW PENIS

>>6450536
>sore throat? lobotomy
well, without a frontal lobe it's hard to worry about a sore throat. or anything at all.

>>6450536
aaay, what symptom do I need to have to get a lethal injection prescribed?

>>6450537
>I dirty talked her when she was down
Red is a sweetheart
I promise I'll only let you down if you want to be my friend.. Its kinda my thing

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>>6450456
like how anon
>>6450460
i think that's against tos
>>6450478
pls
no.
..okay :c
>>6450492
no
i am hon

>tfw exfoliating face for the first time
holy shit i thought exfoliating was a meme but i feel like im a lil babby

>>6450550
like your face looks like the face of a girl

and you have long hair like a girl might have

>>6450435
is this the chick who always talks about being fucked up a dog?

>>6450544
It's creepy to think that transsexuals probably were lobotomized a hundred years ago

>>6450544
shame lobotomies are illegal now desu
>[P]refrontal lobotomy ... has recently been having a certain vogue, probably not unconnected with the fact that it makes the custodial care of many patients easier. Let me remark in passing that killing them makes their custodial care still easier

>>6450546
being a murderer

>>6450553
>>6450550
>m-mmommy! That boy looks like a girl. He's a girl

>>6450550
did the testosterone kick in at the end there

>>6450435
>>6450435
/hm/ here
you have a nice cock man
you should post it on /hm/

>>6450550
Disagree, fucking adorable

>>6450550
You're hair is so nice, I got mine cut in a similar style but it didn't suit me at all, your face looks very fem though. Also I'm really happy things worked out well for you

>>6450532
Bye

>>6450556
>capital punishment
land of the free everyone

>>6450550
I'm still coming over.

Prepare your body.

Is it a fair rule that if you don't pass, you shouldn't buy women's clothes?

>>6450561
> you

>>6450568
its not that you cant but its kind of like a little kid buying mens clothing that doesnt fit yet

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>>6450537
ly2
ly2
>>6450551
>i thought exfoliating was a meme
nigga what

why the fuck do you misgender red you fucking retards? he's a boy

are you "people" just jealous a boy passes better as a woman than all of you? :^)

>>6450551
what did you use?

>>6450578
If she's a boy, then I'm straight & I'll call her a girl just to demean her when I'm on top of her with my hand around her throat & her face is turning red

>>6450578
This. Holy fuck.
He's said so many times that he is male, and al the cunts in these threads keep misgendering him.

>>6450583
well that's all nice but you still shouldn't misgender him, crack-addicted amy poehler

>>6450579
st ive i think its called

>>6450578
They go from, "I am a boy" to "You can use female pronounce" and then back to "I am a boy" again.

It confuses people, also being that they are obviously trans posting in mtfg, what would you expect them to be gendered as?

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>>6450553
that doesnt make sense anon
im obviously a boy
>>6450559
yes
>>6450562
;~;
>>6450563
i just let my hair grow out desu
it needs a trim
>>6450567
p-pls.. i have a bf

>>6450587
Red <3's being demeaned while slapped around & being loved tenderly.
I'll do whatever the fuck I want.
...o hai specific hater anon

>>6450592
>i have a bf
We'll record it for him.

>>6450592
Can you please stop posting your rapist manface, thanks

>>6450587
>crack-addicted amy poehler
more like kayla 2.0

>>6450591
So what he posts here?
A bunch of chasers post on /mtfg/ too. By this logic we should use female pronouns on them too.

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>>6450598
ok i'm sorry anon
i will go back to anime

>>6450601
Did you not read the rest of the sentence?

>>6450597
Can I watch

>>6450602
i like ur rapist manface desu, i think it's cute

>>6450600
Hi specific h8er #2
Its that time again on a Friday night, boys n girls.

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>>6450450
>>6450550
>>6450592

>>6450601
chasers don't take hormones or have boobs though (most of the time).

>>6450604
You can watch the tape but I feast alone.

>>6450592
ah now I feel even more messed up, either way you're really pretty

>>6450609
Okay

>>6450606
you look like kayla the rest of the week too

>>6450583
>>6450593
>>6450606
Kys

Sincerely, Red

>>6450614
Ha, red is in love with me, idiot
>>6450613
I really Dont tho... My bodyfat is finally coming into place after I got laid off

Want some trip to chase, anyone game?

>>6450610
>low resolution black and white
>Oryx tier chin
>ugly big nose
>tranny bangs
welcome to susans 2.0

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http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2016/06/24/ban-transgender-troops-lifted-july-1/86347902/

FUCK YESSSSSS
US TRANNY RIGHTS INCOMMING SOON!

>>6450615
>I really Dont tho..
yea you do

>at normie friends house
>playing just dance on the original wii
is this how normies spend their time.......

>>6450618
> wanting to join the military.

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>>6450619
OK, you got me :(
She's pretty & has chasers... Works for me

>>6450617
that probably reflects more on me than anything

>>6450622
If they'll pay for SRS, ffs, hormones, voice training, etc...
FUCK YES
I'm too old tho :/
& my back is broken :(

>>6450620
u r a normie

basically everyone in this thread is a normie

>>6450623
stop fucking hiking your brows up dumbass, it doesn't hide the fact that you have a giant forehead and heavy caveman brows.

>>6450626
>join army for dream feminine face
>get face blown off

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>>6450630
...
>... I didn't already know I desperately need ffs
However, I pass to the general normie public, so, meh

>>6450623
I think youre cute

Kit hasn't posted for a while and it's making me nervous.

>>6450632
Well, in hindsight, if you get out unscathed & then discover you're a tranny... The VA will pay for shit stateside.
Also, you have vets backing you up for human rights now

>>6450633
Second pic confirmed cuteness

>>6450636

>>6449881
>>6450163

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>>6450635
EWW BUT Y.
I have a face only a mother pug could love

Ok, I think my apathy has reached a new level. Timer went off a good half hour ago and I still can't be arsed to take that stupid dilator out. I think I'll wait until it falls out on its own.

>>6450643
can i chase you

>>6450633
do u use sunscreen? if not, use high quality sunscreen religiously. ablutions vs solar radiation a must

>>6450641

Oh, good.

tyvm anon.

>>6450636
http://archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/thread/6447740/#q6448674

>>6450642
Nope, I dig it

>>6450643
BAHAHHA
Just walk to the fridge for snacks..

>>6450644
Nope.

>>6450578
>>6450584
because actually she's a girl, and she gave me permission to gender her feminine anyway

>>6450620
you should come out to them right now

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>>6450645
Always. Always

>>6450652
fair enough

>>6450649
I don't snack. I don't enjoy food and I've desensitized myself to the physical symptoms of hunger.

>>6450660
So've I...
I do it for the endorphins & times of low blood sugar.
I usually forget to eat most days..

>>6450555
Unlikely, lobotomy only really started getting worked out in its modern form around the mid 30's, and really took off in the 40's.

Reminder that all you have to do is punch yourself in the dick and all dysphoria will cease.

I punch myself at least three times a week in the dick and I experience no dysphoric thoughts.

>>6450670
gonna try this now

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>>6450670
What if you don't have a dick?

>>6450670
I might be doing it wrong but that just arouses me.

>>6450670
>>6450673
so far seems like it isn't working

>>6450677
Punch someone else in their junk

:^)

>>29511789
>>29511789
>>29511789

>>6450677
Punch your inverted dick I guess. (I wonder what that even feels like; things a non-op like me will never know I guess.)

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>>6450670
I cut it off
wat do

>>6450677
spank your vagina

hey did you notice that someone has been posting cute pics of you in the thread

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>>6450683
fug

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How many of you listen to my radio show? I do it for free remember.

>>6450689
I'm too scared to post in case I get banned

>>6450692
What is the content

>>6450689
too soon, people wont be down to do another /r9k/ thread for at least two more weeks

If you reply to this post I'll wake up as a cutie tomorrow

>>6450697
What else do you post on /r9k/ that makes you care?

>>6450687
They're my irl stalker, they're a bit weird desu

Anyone else here hate Korra?

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>>6450532
But i WANT 2 die

>>6450700
4u

>>6450707
Thank you kind anon

>>6450700
(yuo)

if you reply to this post you will wake up as a cutie tomorrow instead of pizzaslut

>>6450702
oh i'm sorry

have you tried telling them to stop

>>6450685

You daft fucker.

baka

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>>6450700
....

nobbody reply
she deserves this

>>6450700
like that's gonna really happen idiot

>>6450711

>>6450711
bam dunandun

>>6450711
Me! Me! I want the cutie power!

>>6450698
https://soundcloud.com/user-954054996

>>6450722
You fucking bitch

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if i fled the country would that be crazy loll

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>>6450689
I remember when we used to troll /r9k/ with vocaroos. Those were the days ;~;

>>6450714
I'm sorry daddy pls don't get mad

>>6450701
raids get you banned from all boards no?

>>6450727
sry i just need this i need this bad

you're already cute

>>6450728
a little, wanna come to my place and set up a tranny house?

>>6450728
Going back to Mexico?

>>6450721
>Consider the following:
Cuteness is a state of being determined by your confidence and you are cute as soon as you believe you are cute
???

>>6450732
Is it a raid? I thought the intent was just to have an mtf thread on /r9k/, that's not against the rules even if the locals don't like it.

>>6450728
no. just do it. you can always come back if you regret it.

>>6450730
>I'm sorry daddy pls don't get mad

I'm sorry rikki but Christmas is CANCLED this year!

You brought this on yourself.

>>6450734
Where is it?

> inb4 portland.

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if you read this post you will wake up as a cutie tomorrow whether you reply to it or not

>>6450743
> tfw I woke up a man.

>>6450743

I'd rather wake up as a Krogan desu

>mtfg will never suck my quad

>>6450736
Why do Americans run to Mexico? Mexico has extradition treaties with the USA

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>>6450737
Whaaaaaa

>>6450713
Ya, but they're kinda obsessive, might have autisms. O well

if you reply to this post i will get a (you)

>>6450726
great music desu
>>6450748
also you have a 99% chance of getting gutted and stuffed with drugs the second you set foot in mexico :^)

>>6450748
Because if you want to run to another country the only other option is Canada, and the Mounties don't take shit from nobody.

>>6450753
worth it

>>6450743
i would like to reject this opportunity as cute would ruin my aesthetic

>>6450753
oh shit

this post's existence means that you must reply to all "if your reply to this post you'll wake up as a cutie tomorrow" in order to in fact wake up as a cutie tomorrow.

There is no post that can overrule this post. Do not be fooled.

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>>6450740
oh nooo but I'm a good girl! ;~;

>>6450757
if cute ruins your aesthetic i feel like it isn't a very good aesthetic

>>6450759
what if someone was already cute, would they have to still or else not wake up as a cutie tomorrow? :O

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>>6450760
Yes you are

>>6450755
If it's for political reasons Canada is actually quite accommodating. They took in shit loads of draft dodgers remember? And there's Cuba too. Mexico is an all round bad option, they are just American puppets.
>>6450754
Thank you xx

>>6450762
The cute will degrade over time. It's best to just reply to them. It's good for your health.

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>>6450759
Sorry, I'm protected.

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help i cant stop playing league :(

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>>6450765
>tfw no headpats

>>6450768
i'm not cute though, i was just theorizing

tfw 3.67 hours until breakfast time

>>6450750
U r cute

>>6450783
i think ur cute tho

>>6450790
ur biased

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>>6450734

no, i literally wanna run away from everything and everyone that i know lol i don't wanna go to portland or anything i just wanna go somewhere diff

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>>6450784
>tfw eating sauteed pork chops, slow cooked pinto beans and corn bread rn
why wait :^)

>>6450760

Ohh, you're Ricky Rikki.

Does Greece even still have Christmas or did the IMF force you to privatise it?

>>6450794
other ppl have said it too :3

>>6450797

fat cunt

is anyone else unable to get close to people?

most outgoing people give me the cold shoulder the second i start talking to them

and i get nervous that ill mess things up with people who do get close to me so i push them away

i think i just got used to be alone and now it feels strange to have a support network

>>6450794
What do you look like?

>>6450797
BIRDY STOP ;_;

>>6450633
I know I'm late.
from this pic I'd say the FFS you need is making your skull smaller, but I'm pretty sure that's not something you can do.

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>>6450800
We still have Christmas obvs.

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>>6450808
like this, v. uncute

>>6450815
You look like a California surfer

>>6450797
i want to be pretty you fat fucker

>>6450815
<3

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If u reply to this post, you will become a very attractive woman instantly but
U will never post in mtfg because if u do, u will change into a man

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>>6450815

>>6450826
Doesn't replying immediately invalidate the effect though?

>>6450826
>brothel creepers
anyone wearing these should be shot

>>6450828
No
U just can't reply after the 1st reply

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>>6450808
jk that's a photoshoop, this is what i actually look like

v. actually uncute

>>6450818
You say that like it's a bad thing; surfer girls are cute.

>>6450836
Didn't mean to sound bad

>>6450832
Oh okay.

...oh I just blew it didn't I?

>>6450835
still p. cute tbdesu

>>6450831
Usually I agree but I like them here

>haven't fapped for a month
Is this bad?

>>6450835

You look a bit like Circe and she's a mega cutie.

>>6450844 fap once a week

>>6450841
are you fucking blind tbdesu

>>6450846
yes she is :3

i don't really see it tho

>>6450840
Yes
https://clyp.it/ftdk2v4p

>>6450835
(Still cute.)

>>6450844
It might be if you don't want atrophy. If you're okay with that though (not getting SRS and don't care about size) it's not a problem.

>>6450853
(oh yeah? well ur a baka) (thank you for the comforting words tho even if untrue)

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>>6450851
>that screeching
>screams_of_the_damned.wav

>>6450850

I have too short an attention span to notice things that happen, so I don't know how long you've been transitioning, but you don't seem to have even done anything with your hair yet, so I wouldn't freak out yet.

>>6450857
a-atrophy???

I'm currently working on a 6.24.16 tier list.

Leave your best picture here or I'll be forced to use whatever's there. Which is unflattering for the lot of you.

>>6450858
told ya other ppl agree ;D

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>>6450869

>>6450866
If you spend a long time without any kind of erection your tissues starts to close down, but you don't actually need to masturbate or even fully erected, just get hard for a couple minutes.

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>spent all night doing eyeliner
>fall asleep in it
>wake up
>omg
>take a shower
>talk to Edie
>scrub face
>look In mirror
>nope.jpg
>use Vaseline on a cotton swab
>nope.jpg
>Edie says olive oil
>it's too late
>run to appointment
>gone 6hours
>ma'amd all day

gdit, also I'm stuck in traffic and have been for 2 hrs, I hate California

>>6450866

Yeah, if you don't fap for like 6 months you get a trophy.

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>>6450488
>(THIS OFFER IS NOT OPEN TO RACHEL)
bc i am already a cute tho

>>6450877
it's more of a geographical matter, I'm sorry.

>>6450869
see >>6446638

>>6450874
>going to bed with makeup on
Yah you fucked up. It always hurts my eyes a lot in the morning

>>6450877

Hey..! This is mtfg, no positivity allowed, kiddo.

>>6450877
you've got kind of a genderqueer atheistic

now my normie friends and i are high and we're watching scott pilgrim

what are you guys doing

>>6450886

Not being a normie ;_;

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>>6450886

>2016
>getting high

>>6450873
>>6450876
fuck, time to visit /hm/
so if I get hard at least once a week it's all good? I'm worried because I want SRS

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>>6450891
Don't you snort coke?

>>6450892
yeah, it should be good
you have to force what your body would naturally have a morning wood for.

My body is a disaster and I'm posting on 4chan when there's a street packed with gay bars right outside my door. I'm never going to let myself live, am I?

>>6450896
i haven't done in drug in over a year u tard

>>6450900
don't you remember how good it felt?

you probably know how to get it still, right?

just a small amount won't hurt, right?

>>6450899
>I can't walk, why can't I sprint?
why do you think you'd enjoy a bar or club if you barely interact with people?
unless your only issue is going to a bar, then go.

>>6450900
i don't know your life, i don't follow you on twitter

>>6450884
trip on, Edie

>>6450886
u r a normie

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>>6450904
do you really think this works

>>6450907
maybe you should

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>>6450899
Block 4chan from your browser and go get dicked anon. Do it while you still can.

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>>6450864
yeah i gotta

>>6450869
ugh fine

>>6450870
lies don't count tho

>>6450911
hahahahaha

only a matter of time, junkie

>go to gender therapist
>talk about sex
>talk about people trying to repress me in my life
>raise voice to low female range for her
>this always makes me sound happier
>I almost smile the whole time talking
>she's responsive and smiling and laughing
...
>drive to Palo Alto
>womens care clinic
>called Mrs.
>she tells me most women soldiers don't like going to traditional generic male clinics
>she tells me I'm responding like most women do to trauma and that I should be reading books tailored to helping me understand how we as women cope
>she gives me homework and books to read
>we laugh about medical stuff
>she approves my hrt without seeing an endo
>now get naked
>not even anxious, take clothes off right in front of her
>she checks my breasts, my breath, my blood pressure, my reflexes
.....
>Go get blood drawn
>ma'am
>hand over male ID
>hands it back
>thank you ma'am
>tell phlobotomist I'm scared of needles
>she has to take 8 vials
> I talk about her eyeliner with my higher voice
>she instantly brightens up
>we talk about work and traffic and make jokes and laugh

Can, I just be like this happy forever

Also I think there's an accident
And I haven't eaten in over a day >.>;

>>6450911
link twitter plz i will follow

>>6450913
oh you're impossible! cute pic tho

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>>6450869
>making these lists

>>6450912
What are those bars like? I'm worried I'm going to walk into a den of beach bodied guys in speedos who look at my very average partially feminized body with complete disdain.

>>6450931
Fuck, you're hot

>>6450919
>>hand over male ID
fix dis.

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>>6450924
ask heather

>>6450919
How do people make casual conversation like this, it's impossible, still I hope you keep up your happy streak, you deserve it

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>>6450869
here use this one it's not good but its at least better than what's there :s

>>6450939
who the fuck is heather

>>6450862
?
>>6450877
Yeah ur p. cute
>>6450886
What kind of weed?
>>6450911
What if it did
And how r u getting consecutive dubs
I want people to do lines of Coke off my chest or back
I need to become a hooker

>>6450944
/sadgirlhouse

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>>6450934
Men want to fuck anything that moves so you'll get someone interested. Probably a bifag.

If you aren't interested in fucking any random gay guy just go get a drink and find someone else to fuck you on okc. I got like hundreds of boys who want to put their dick between my buttcheeks there. Most are willing to spend money on you as well which is always a plus.

Just go have a good time, I would too but alas I can't :(

>>6450949
thx :)

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>>6450949
i thought you said you liked alt lit

>>6450943
eyes are nice, jaw needs work
suits on trannies no

>>6450919
That all sounds very good; get something to eat!

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>>6450869

>>6450962
Epic jawline you handsome young man.

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>>6450949
>tfw rachel has more followers than u

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>>6450960
its cosplay not normal wear

>>6450962
>not a gif

>>6450957
i dont, i like contemporary fiction written by angry young people

>>6450970
slut

>>6450919
I'm really glad, it sounds like you've really needed a day like this
>gender therapist
sounds spooky but still, glad it went well
>>6450942
Varies by person, I tend to find that if someone's talkative I can usually keep things smoothish on my end but if they're quiet I won't be able to start anything

>>6450949
wtf why are you even here you are N O R M I E

>>6450976
just ask them if they like memes desu

>>6450975
would creampie

>>6450970
follow me u idiot

>>6450979
top kek mate

>>6450975
Very nice

>>6450975
people are actually replying to this? Why would you willingly let yourself get memed?

>>6450975
wheres that janitor that always bans you?

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>>6450966
thxs hun
>>6450972
here

>>6450993
the tier list better be a gif now.

>>6450993
Please don't hurt me with your massive chin :(

>>6450976
I'm kind of like that too, I just get very few chances to talk to people in my life

>>6450993
Smile with your eyes

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how illegal does something have to be before a counsellor can break confidentiality?
surely dude weed lmao wouldn't reach that level of illegal, right?

>>6451005
Lmao that's some Susan's-tier hugboxing bro

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>>6450996
iktf

>>6451011
no it has to harm others

>>6451011
what state, and how christian is your counsellor?

Also, this should probably be a psychiatrist and not a counsellor, which sounds like a college liaison to me desu.

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>>6450937
I'm going to maybe idk after my voice is perf
>>6450942
It's just about being happy and talking about their interests, if you listen you can catch what they think is important and make a comment about that... something about talking in my higher voice makes them smile and laugh and open up, before I felted very muted and lonesome, so it feels like maybe a girls voice will be really good for me idk

>>6450961
Waiting for my gf to come over, I'm thinking Indian? Samosa! Mango lassee, butter chicken garlic naan....
Mmmmmm
>>6450975
If I was a transbian I'd be all over dat

.....
I'm a transbian >.<
>>6450976
Gender therapists are awesome!
Where else am I going to talk to someone about wanting to be fucked, but also not being attracted to men and how estrogen changed the way I feel aroused and I don't know what that means going forward

With good feedback, because she professionally specializes in this stuff

>>6450996
that's like the size of my pinky

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>>6451001
sorry i'll try not to
>>6451005
no i admit it's p bad
i'm saving up for ffs