/mtfg/ - Carefree Edition

first for almost died a bunch of times

>>6224403
I think you qualify for more than "a bunch"

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Second for feeling fat, and ugly.

>>6224403
"Unique"

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>>6224395
Sorry... I'm talking about Adira.

Good morning btw

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ugh, these tights were supposed to be ivory

They look more like cream

First shitpost of the thread!

>>6224403
I don't know how many times I've died. Or rather how many of those who make up "I" are dead.

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>looking through ftm pictures
>the unpassing ones that basically look like tomboyish girls with pixie cuts start to trigger my dysphoria

>>6224409

why are you posting her real name...? she keeps that private for a reason lol
she's doing fine tho as far as i know ^_^

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>sister asking why i shave my legs
>tell her its for swimming
>tfw its too cold to swim rn

._.;

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>>6224413
>looking through ftm pictures

why

>>6224417
when did she see your legs?

>>6224415
ah, I don't come here often enough to remember trip names. I was just hoping that you've been keeping up with her because I'm worried that she's all alone out there

>>6224410
looks kinda beige to me desu
could be dependent on lighting tho

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Right, so, Unsee.
https://unsee
.cc/bigutora/

https://unsee
.cc/pigubeta/

https://unsee
.cc/nezituro/

Please don't save these? I already became a meme once...

>>6224417
tell her it's because leg hair is a government plot

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first for crippling loneliness

Just curious, would any of you be willing to date a transguy?

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>>6224418
she is staying with my parents for a bit cause she is fighting with her bf

also she is super nosy

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>>6224419

she has other friends and she also posts here from time to time, she's fine lol

>>6224421

i think you have potential, honestly. potential meaning promise in the future.

>>6224417

"because i can"

>>6224426
For sure if I liked them, no reason not to.

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>>6224426
Yes pls. Dom me

>>6224426
Totally, if he was comfortable with his body and happy and sane.

>>6224428
okay... that's good to hear. things weren't going so well last I heard

bully me.

>>6224428
>in the future.
I am patient.

Very patient.

>>6224432
I'm too tired today. Bully anons get sad too

>>6224432
You (probably) look like me.

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>>6224426
yeh ofc
im totally sub tho


>>6224428
omgg edie i am not confident enough to say that

>>6224422
lmao idk if that would work

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>>6224426
no. how would sex even work

>>6224427
no I mean, how did she find out you shave your legs? I did that for years, and I am pretty sure my family didnt find out, even when I lived with them

>Ywn be a tranny

>>6224437
idk, its my fault probably cause i am not as careful as i should be. im used to living by myself or with a roommate and i just moved back home recently so that's probably why. she prob saw me walking around in shorts or something idk

i dont really have anyone else to blame but myself .__.;

>>6224417
"I'm lusting after this boy~"

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>>6224426

i would, ya

>>6224432

fuck off

>>6224433

then you should be fine.

>>6224436

why not?
i never explain shit to anyone. like what is she gonna do?

>>6224436
It's not even that uncommon for guys to shave their legs nowadays anyway, you're fine.

Doctor's appointment in half an hour.
Objective 1:
Get bloods taken to be tested at the very least. With bloods I'll be able to get a private script which makes it slightly cheaper and a lot easier to get hormones.
Objective 2:
Might be pushing it a bit here but I'll at least enquire as to the possibility of a bridging script on the NHS. That would make it hella cheap.

>>6224434
Are you ok? What's up?

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>>6224400
>>6224428

>Her Majesty Queen Dollface 1 makes theard
>Read all her writings like a royal subject must
>>No Transbians


What does this mean your majesty? What do these riddles mean?

aight next story (big one)
>at uncle's farm
>he has a dune buggy
>me and my cousin take it out for a spin
>the farm is BIIIIIG
>we're right down the other end from where everyone had been staying
>suddenly we spot this big ridge / ditch / ridge thing right on the edge of the paddock
>drive over it
>get a tiny bit of air
>get up the other side
>turn around
>cousin's just like "what are you doing?"
>smile wryly
>put my foot down hard
>it was a bit downhill at this point so we're going CUHRAAZEE fast
>hit the ridge
>hit it hard
>head bumps into wheel
>look back up
>sky
>sky
>sky
>horizon
>ground
>front of the buggy digs into the ground on the other side of the ditch, just before the ridge
>head bumps into wheel again (we were lazy as fuck and didn't adjust the seatbelt after my dad had been driving it - lesson for the future: don't be lazy as fuck)
>suddenly feel completely weightless
>buggy on its nose, slowly lurches forward
>falls on its roof onto a barbed wire fence
>wake up a bit later
>completely blind
>can't see shit
>feel down to seatbelt
>undo it
>fall down
>head bumps into wheel FUCKING AGAIN
>say my cousin's name
>no response
>sort of starting to be able to see the outlines of things again
>vision is just black / brown and swirling around
>reach out and shake my cousin
>he makes a bit of a noise
>phew
>untangle myself from the barbed wire and stumble out
>walk for a bit
>he yells out my name
>turns out I almost walked into a pond
eventually my sight slowly came back
I went back and got my cousin out of the seat and got him standing up. Asked him to move around a bit to make sure nothing was broken, then we endured the long walk of shame back to the family to tell them I flipped the buggy like a retard
I told them I wasn't doing anything silly, but then they saw the ridge thing and they were just like "uh-huh"

how many am I up to?

>>6224418
>why
I dunno desu senpai. I was just curious after reading some ftm threads.

>>6224421
no buttshot?
for shame.

But seriously i hope the best for you. You're my favourite.

>>6224448
It's probably tongue-in-cheek. Her tongue in someone else's cheek.

>>6224448
hah! it means she copy pasted it from my one!

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>>6224441
awww
d/w
it will be alright. small things like this shouldnt bother you too much. its not the end of the world

>>6224426
I've had a crush on one and fucked another, so yeah

>>6224444
>fuck off
why are you so mean to me ;-;.

>>6224441
Yeah, I guess living on your own for too long does that. I'm pretty sure my mother has seen my girl parts from all angles over the past week...

>>6224449
women drivers baka.

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>>6224420
Is beige more or less white than ivory?

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>>6224444
>then you should be fine.
Here's hoping. How many blood sacrifices should I be making a month again?

>>6224449
0__0 Havn't done that. Yet.

>>6224453
>You're my favourite.
Thanks!

>no buttshot
Not until I can be confident that it doesn't have hair on it.

>>6224426
I secretly hope that a childhood friend of mine is a transguy. As it is I'm not interested, and never have been interested, in dating her. But if she turned out to be a dude, fuck, we'd be made for each other.
There's a small chance she actually is a he too, from what I've heard on the grapevine.

>tfw finally going to sleep after giving up on working today. Gnite peeps

>>6224467
Don't wake up

>>6224461
lol rood

>>6224464
that's probably for the best
going blind was legitimately one of the most horrifying experiences of my life
I was seriously worried I'd never see again, and I was freaking the fuck out about why it had happened

I finally think I'm out of near death experiences desu lol

>>6224463
beige would be less white than ivory i think, although ivory itself, at least to me, isn't the most precise of terms. It's a natural material and it can vary and change in colour from white to off-white.
But beige is most certainly off-white.

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>>6224448

lmao! this >>6224455
no transbians sry

>>6224459

you asked me to bully you, you piece of shit

>>6224464

i tend to sacrifice at least 4 men a month for my immortality, so that's a good place to start

>>6224467

night amy!

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>>6224463
i'm no expert but i think ivory is a lot more white

>>6224460
yeah its easy to slip back into like your normal comfort level and not think about that kinda thing

>>6224456
yeh i know. we are not so close anymore and she already thinks im weird so it doesn't bother me a whole lot

>>6224445
where i live it kinda is

>>6224444
idk edie !!! i just like really hate to dissapoint her or anything idk its stupid to think about really. also nice quads

idek why but i kinda feel ostracized from my brothers and sister cause they are all twins and i am like the only non twin so i sort of grew up in the middle while they pair off .__.;

>>6224463
Less, it's also slightly brown while ivory is slightly yellow. They don't look ivory to me but it's really hard to tell from a picture, especially since the thighs are folded and under plastic.

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>>6224430
Stop stealing my OC!

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>>6224474
>you asked me to bully you, you piece of shit
stop, I can't handle it senpai. I take it back

>>6224474
>at least 4
I'm up to 8 already. Admittedly, that burgler was an accident, but waste not want not!

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>>6224444
>why not?
>i never explain shit to anyone. like what is she gonna do?

>tfw you will never have dollface's confidence
teach me ;~;

also nice quads

>>6224464
<3
butt maintenance is hard work

>>6224482
Just fucking do it. What is there to teach?

>>6224483
I... see. I'll work on it?

>>6224475

turn your feelings of ostracization into feelings of superiority tbqh. you don't need to impress them, or tell them shit;.
they should be trying to do those things for you.

>>6224479

i will not. tell me you want this cock in your mouth you fucking slut.

>>6224481

i believe in you

>>6224482

t-thank
idk i don't think it's confidence, i just think of it logically. like i don't tell someone something. what happens?
nothing. the fuck they gonna do? not know some shit? that's exactly what i wanted. bam done i go on with my day.
you don't owe anyone anything for existing and doing the things that make you happy.

>>6224473
>>6224475
>>6224476
Right then, I guess I'll try and get a refund

They do look very "earthy"

>think im trans
>see therapist
>"anon try womens clothes"
>try some shit
>months later im wearing womens underwear and leggings

wtf am i doing with my life.... seriously though, wut

>>6224487
>i will not. tell me you want this cock in your mouth you fucking slut.
I-I want this cock in my mouth.
This is the AGP'est thing I've ever done.

>>6224454
>>6224455
>>6224474

Wew! I thought for a moment maybe she was preparing us for her eminent departure from the land of us cave trolls to her adventures in the real world!

>>6224426

No. and this might make me an hypocrite. But although i dont hate transguys. Transguys just fucking weird me out because their not natural men.

>>6224489
>>see therapist
>>"anon try womens clothes"

XD
You have a good therapist.

Ending it with this
http://www.strawpoll.me/10252470

Is there still a secret skype group where all the popular trips hang out?

>>6224497
Yes, and they judge all of you

>>6224497
If there is, I'm not in it. >:(

:P It's 'kay though.

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>>6224490

good girl. *headpats*

>>6224491

idk if i would consider myself a transbian desu. i'm more pansexual than anything i think.

>>6224497

>literally texting ufufu as i read this post
we just have each other's phone numbers

brb gonna completely stop doing anything for about 8 hours then maybs I'll start doing something again idk

>>6224497
it wouldn't be a secret if we told you!

>>6224482
<3 You

>>6224477
Hey! How are you feeling today?

>>6224505
I NEED Lydia to rape me. Help me out here and make it happen.

>>6224497
oh wait
>popular
;_;
>tfw C-lister

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Has some anon already said everything I was gonna say?

>>6224426
If he was a dom and somehow taller and wider than me I could consider it. Shallow, I know, but I got my reasons

>>6224513
Not today Puru.

I need someone to bully me into being a girl. The sweet embrace of boymode is too comfortable

>>6224505
tfwnoheadpatsirl.
ty tho

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>>6224512

>tfw popular on a cambodian flute making imageboard
it's not really worth bragging about tho when you consider it's only because i've spent way too much time here

>>6224510

are you an attractive black man who loves birds?
that's basically the only way this is going to happen

>>6224517

*headpatsirl*

>>6224516
I'd get you all dressed up in the comfort of your own home.... Then lock you out and tell you either we go to a social spot or you spend the night in the rain

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>>6224516
How does your boymode differ from the girlmode pics you usually post?

>>6224515
In that case, where the fuck is anon? We need the anon telling me to fuck off again here

>>6224521
Rain every time tbqh

>>6224524
Anon is dead. I killed them. All of them.

>>6224528
Does this mean all the remaining anons are you?

>>6224519
I'm an average white girl who is indifferent towards birds.

>>6224530
... I must have missed a few. BRB

>>6224524
I don't even know what girlmode is. Maybe it's the same but just saying I'm a girl. Or maybe makeup and cuter clothes. I have a lot.

tfw you want to kiss edie

>>6224526
I really don't get that. Seriously, the first thing I did when I got my hands on girl clothes my size was going out wearing them. Helped that I didn't need makeup to pass back then, but still. This is 2016, what is there to fear? Ridicule?

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So let me get this straight; are public spaces and shops seriously installing urinals in the ladies bathrooms and gender neutral bathrooms?
And trannies (=hons and fetishists) are unironically using them?

>>6224537
Yeah being able to pass would take a lot of that away. I get ridiculed already my guy mode is andro girl clothes and I look very very gay. It's getting attacked by a lot of people that don't like me due to my job,

>>6224540
Please tell me you're trolling

>>6224534
>>6224544
Pretty sure you pass just fine if my mental image is right, assuming you got the voice.

>>6224540
idk any transgirls who would ever want to use a urinal so i dont think that's true at all t b h

>>6224540
I seriously hope not. I'd rather not have to see dicks ever, especially in public places.

>>6224547
I have a deep gravelly voice and have done zero work :/

>>6224540
No, it was a hoax

>>6224540
not in my country thank god

>>6224540
i heard someone talking about this the other day? apparently its a feminist thing, i think they carry around those vagina piss funnels to use them or something

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>>6224552
I guess it's better than the permahonvoice that I got

>>6224509
Check your skype

>>6224548
Probably, and hopefully not true, but I can perfectly picture cis male transvestite pervos using them, sadly.

Which trips are hons?

>>6224519
>liking black men
Absolutely disgusting

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Post trips who you don't really know well and seem cool and you would like to get to know them better RIGHT NOW

>>6224519
>black men
>attractive
One of these things is not like the other

>>6224564
pls stop yelling...

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>>6224564
Almost everyone here but I wouldn't want to bother them.
>>6224561
Not hon yet but just ugly, so a hon in the making.

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>>6224561
I'm the most beautiful hon you'll never meet.

>>6224505
>Pan sexual
Hmmm I've always considered myself bi, but I'd like never top a guy...tell me about this pansexuality, it seems to me that I'm limiting my pleasure gets!

>>6224562
>Denying yourself pleasure gets because skin color
Are you mental?

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>>6224565

>>6224574
It's time to stop posting

>>6224573
There's nothing pleasurable about black men

>>6224570
post ur fav trips

>>6224572
You've got that french mature sexy woman vibe, I'll give you that.

>>6224564
every ausgirl + elanna / edie / faye

>>6224564
I wish I could get to know most everybody better. But I guess I'll specify a few it really sucks that I never talk to.

Joan
Basic
Kit
Lithuanian
Savvy

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>>6224576

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>>6224531

s-sorry

>>6224535

kiss me

>>6224540

what

>>6224561

me

>>6224564

uh everyone i don't already know i guess

>>6224573

i'm versatile and have topped guys, sooo

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>>6224573
>tell me about this pansexuality
It basically means you don't care about what gender-junk combo your partner has rolled, as far as I understood it.
>>6224577
I don't want to name names because I have norrible name memory so I couldn't possibly remember all the people off the top of my dead that are cool.

>>6224577
Basic
Dollface
Grace


Sass.

Most of the others too.

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>>6224576
My preference isn't necessarily black but there are some QTs. don't be that way.
>>6224519
>*headpatsirl*
feelsgud

>>6224582
Wtf that's racist! Who's going to rape me now?

>>6224561
all of them

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Tfw you scared sass away

>>6224577
SWG
Anna
Ufufu
Nane
quid
trashy
sluge
some I forget the names of
I really like frenchfry and kuroneko, but I don't know them that well.

>>6224553
I do hope so

>>6224594
trip on SWG

Which was the worst chaser?

Maki?
Cartman?
Birdy?

Any others I'm forgetting?

masturbation to abate dysphoria...6th hour...

>>6224586
>>6224573

>It basically means you don't care about what gender-junk combo your partner has rolled, as far as I understood it.

ye. sorry i forgot to say that part lol

>>6224588

gud

>>6224594

i miss trashy and slugu

>>6224597
>swg
>not adding epiphany
wat

>>6224580
Hey! How did the rest of the unpacking go?

>>6224577
Mang, most of em are cool. What is this popularity contest. Jeez.

Right, well... time to exercise.

This is going to hurt.

:/

See you all in a while!

I'm new here. Hi :)

>>6224618
post girlcock and trip up

>>6224618
Hi anon :) tell us about yourself!

>>6224620
I want to be a girl

>>6224611
Still not done, and won't be until the weekend, but now I can get about my room without having to rearrange it, and enough things are in their proper place that I can start moving the rest. Thanks for asking! I really should have taken the week off. But hindsight

How are you?

>>6224621
But you are a girl

>>6224620
I'm dat boi

>>6224618
Post face and trip up

>>6224625
o shit whaddup

>>6224620

Drop acid and trip up

>>6224618
>>6224626
or just trip up

we can't form relationships with you if you aren't recognisable :)

>>6224631
Face helps remember trips for me because visual memory, though avatarfagging works too in that regard.

>>6224632
same for me and girlcock

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>>6224633
Works too I guess if you want to be remembered as a girltinker

>>6224619
>>6224620
Girlcock and Trip sounds like a weird lawfirm. And I'm just a longtime browser who slowly realized these threads are only a couple people most the day and wanted to jump in. HRT only a little while, uber religious upbringing, getting my act together finally. Trying at all costs to avoid hon-mode. Thank you for teaching me about that, btw.

You know that scene in the matrix where neo is like "i can do kung fu"?
I just carried hard as meepo and i feel like that right now.

>>6224605
>i miss trashy and slugu
they post like ninjas now :/. It's like, they sometimes pop in for a maymay but they're gone as fast as they came

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>>6224632
Which is exactly why I avatarfag with my own face.

>>6224622
Uggghhh I hate unpacking so much. It's exhausting. We'ree planning an international move soon and I'm just going to purge everything beforehand.

I'm really good today thanks! How are you?

>>6224631
People will like you better if you're a cute trip :(

>>6224636
>HRT only a little while, uber religious upbringing, getting my act together finally
You sound a lot like me desu

>>6224625
I don't do drugs >~<

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>>6224639
>meepo
That's hardcore as fuck for someone like me who can't multitask to save their life, even if it's mostly just memorizing combos.

>>6224636
>getting my act together finally
How old are you? You think you can move out from home soon? How well off do you think you are genetics wise? Tell us more and get a trip

>>6224642
Well you I remember for being rude/judgemental most of all since you did that before the avatar thing, so I guess it's not all visual memory :D

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GLcEyZz3b_Q&feature=youtu.be

Just meme me up :)

I really need to work on my voice more

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What do you all get?

www brasizecalculator tk

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morning sparkles of sunshine

>>6224653
>What do you all get?
jealous

>>6224647
Its so fucking fun dude. And its not just combos. I mean, most of it is rules. Like, you have to net an enemy twice before poofing them. But in a fight if a meepo is low you have to have the discipline to tab to that meepo and tp him out. And doing the blonk combo is probably the most disciplined skillshot in the game.

>>6224654
Hello my little slut. I want to pump you so full of cum you wont be able to walk straight for a week.

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https://www.facebook
.com/vanityfairmagazine/videos/10153759794662572/

the is the most relatable video i've ever seen on facebook

Tfw no one to mene you up in your vid

>>6224647
trippin

Who /escapism/ here? I like to lose myself in video games when I have the time.

>>6224661
>she should cultivate a distinct but subdued tone
>like a beaten animal
I want a talking animal that isn't boisterous. also most books about mannerisms and gender relations from that time period seemed to have pretty good respect for women. only real difference was that gender roles were more defined

>>6224665
I found doing drugs also helps

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>>6224660
too early for lewd

>>6224665
video game escapism going strong since forever

>massaging your balls after a fap
Just chaser things

I'm spending too much time here. last night I had a dream and elanna was in it

>>6224647
What religion? I had to fortune of being in nondenominational Christian. We worshipped George Bush.

>>6224665
Every second I keep myself occupied so I don't remember that I exist. sometimes I forget taking my phone to the bathroom and it is terrifying.

>>6224669
It's 14:50 and I just got back from town and just finished my 3rd fap

>>6224674
That sounds kind of sad though. Don't you ever want time to be with yourself to find the things in you you love?

>>6224677
being by yourself is scary. I don't like me very much

>>6224587
Why are you putting me on a list and impeding me on going on my: Literally, Who the fuck is Sass rant? >:(

Life is suffering.

>>6224586
>>6224582
>>6224605

>accepting all gender junk
Huh, I guess I'm sort of pansexual allready

hmmm, I mean my boyparts basically have only functioned half way and the guys I've been have hairy butts. hahahahaha! TMI Sass I know.

Sow how does it feel topping guys? I sort of assumed you had to have like a real stiff erection in order to penetrate, right?

>>6224576
And you know this because you've been with black men before, right?

>>6224677
no, I'm just doing temporary suicide of myself since I'm too pussy for permanent solutions, as long as I don't let go of the distractions I can stop existing. these posts are about as introspective as I get. And I hate everything about myself

>>6224653
Hah! This thing is terrible at trans girl breasts.

"36E" my butt.

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>>6224676
>14:50
ew a european
get a real clock

the patterned tights I ordered from China finally arrived

They're very poor quality, weren't even packaged properly

>>6224669
You don't really get a choice. You take my dick when I offer it like the dirty slut you are.

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>>6224653
>32D/DD
Thank you broken & dented ribs for cheating the underbust score massively. If I account for the hole I still got something like 34C/D which has to be wrong because I am basically flat still.

>>6224657
I can imagine, too bad doter doesn't really cater to my preferred style of play in the way league did so I never got too into it. I loved playing yasuo in league, being able to improvize and plan around dash targets, skillshots and blocking skillshots was the most fun I've had in one of these games. Multitasking or invoker stuff I could never wrap my head around the same way, something about the turn/cast times never stopped screaming "clunky wc3 mod" in my head. That being said if I want to have fun in dote I place nether wards or rightclick ruskis as sniper and let the game play itself, works like wonder in my casul-tier games :D

>>6224663
Good, now spend a day or two mining some ebin meme into your trip
>We worshipped George Bush
I don't envy you

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>>6224683
I ordered a super cute pair with a pattern and a built in garter to keep them from rolling down and they were top notch and were from china.

>>6224681
I used it to fit me and it got my size perfect
>tfw wearing of getting skin color bra and now its my favorite one

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>>6224689
>tfw you will never go bra shopping with kayla, hang out at the mall together and talk about cute boys

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You're all wearing girl underwear right now arent you?

>>6224691
forget the hanging out in the mall part because the mall might as well be called DYSPHORIA TRIGGER LAND

>>6224653
24FF! But, I don't own a tape measure and suck at spatial awareness.

>>6224692
Nope, I'm wearing granny underwear.

>>6224692
I'm preparing for bedtime so I'm not wearing clothes

so no, not right now

>>6224400
dear /mtfg/ i'm playing old school Runescape.

i'm training magic but i need runes, can anyone spare 97k gp so i can buy 1k chaos runes?

ingame name is Topco,

thanks,

come chat with me too, lol,

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I just want to be a qt girl and wear cute things, why does reality suck so much?

>>6224692
Obviously.

>>6224689
It just doesn't make sense. I'm clearly much smaller than that estimate. Righty only just started properly filling B cups.

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>>6224692
i'm not wearing any

>>6224692
Boyshorts best

>>6224692
Sounds uncomfortable

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>>6224692
Wearing nothing at all because I hate my clothes, then again I also hate my body so I'm just wrapped in a blanket right now.
>tfw can't get cute boyshorts because amazon doesn't ship to finland
s u f f e r i n g
>>6224701
Because it's unfair.

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>>6224666

i'm uncertain as to whether or not i like gender roles, myself.

>>6224679

i love hairy guy butts, so idk. tmi but as i'm sure most anyone who has seen me on cb knows that i can get a real stiff erection.
i just like sex for intimacy in general so i'm not too concerned about positions or whatever.

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>>6224692
I am

>>6224706
>tfw amazon in ausland is just for e-books
I just wanna order things online and not have to shop around

>>6224709
You're the best Kit.

>>6224702
make sure you are measuring right
I didn't believe I was a C cup but I ordered them and they fit perfectly.

i love my gf so much <3

>>6224694
C-can we still hang out? you can come over to my place... we can do each others hair and makeup or whatever you want to do...

Hi!
I'm happy!
How are you?

who here is my senpai

>>6224710
The more I learn about Australia the more it sounds like a third world country

>>6224692
yeah, what else?

tfw you feel like you acted really masculine

>>6224711
I think you are pretty great also anon !

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I can't even asked to get memed up in a vid I posted of myself.

You let me down mtfg

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>>6224706
>Wearing nothing at all because I hate my clothes, then again I also hate my body so I'm just wrapped in a blanket right now.

i think this is the main thing that's causing me to pic related.

>>6224707
>i'm uncertain as to whether or not i like gender roles, myself.
I like gender roles but obviously it shouldn't be forced on anyone. \
the art you're posting is really cute

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>>6224710
>>6224706
>tfw amazon ships anything I could possibly think of to my door from n64 repair parts, retro games, ps2 games, makeup, clothes, computer parts, even food and japanese candy

feels good

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>>6224727
Very accurate
>>6224710
>I just wanna order things online and not have to shop around
Yeah my thoughts exactly. I'd gladly pay extra for shipping...
Ebay is the only place that has any variety and ships to fin but their products are 99% garbage

How often do you think about suicide per day?

I think about killing myself about 2-3 times an hour while conscious, and sometimes I dream about it while I sleep.

>>6224688
>>6224681
this is better for trannies since it takes the overbust to account

http://www.85b.org/bra_calc.php

I remember yeara ago i used to feel really diaphoric, spent entire days just crying over the fact that i wasnt a girl (18-19 back then). Now im 24 about to start hormones but i dont know if this is what i want anymore, for the last years i have believe that transition will cure my depression.

tldr: i will start hormones but im not sure if im "still" trans

>>6224710
you can use the US store but not all sellers will ship to aus

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Success, kinda.
I am now able to get my bloods done on the NHS, and have my results in a timely enough manner to get a private prescription for my degarelix (else I would be screwed).
I'm also being referred to the Porterbrook clinic so eh... HEY, any other bongs here who know what Porterbrook is like compared to the other NHS clinics?

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>>6224719

hi red
I'm hungry

I don't wanna go to this meeting please shoot me.
I'll just cross my fingers and hope that I don't get asked questions.

>>6224733
I think about it at least once a week, usually once a day when I think about how much i hate myself.

>>6224692
Boxer briefs
Im going to start wearing girls boxers once i stop precumming all over my ubderwear

>>6224713
I don't know. If I squeeze until it's uncomfortable it's still claiming DD, which I find highly suspect.

Maybe it's because my chest is huge? My tight underbust may only be 34, but chest measure (above the breasts) is a 37.

>>6224741
you are seriously not considering going to a trans group meeting are you?
don't

Tfw hungover

>>6224721
we're like a 2.85th world country

>>6224732
yeah eBay sucks ass, but it's pretty much all I have

>>6224737
>not all
yea it's more like almost none ;_;

>>6224731
triggered / 10

>>6224719
hELlo I am good, what are you up to todaay?

>>6224719

why is ejaculation feel so good. What makes it feel so nice in my penis

>>6224709
W-what kind Kit?

>>6224747
What happens at these meetings?

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>>6224734
>36A
Yeah this seems more realistic. This is almost 12 months in, I'm never going to get breasts that show from my massive ribcage am I?

>>6224734
This one goes with a 38C, which still seems unreasonable, but it's one cup size less insane. Maybe I'll try, just for fun.

>>6224747
No it's a meeting for work.
I have to sit in on it because my boss forced me to and the meeting is with a bunch of executives for a company we're trying to partner with. I was promised I probably wouldn't be asked anything and I shouldn't prepare for the meeting. Not preparing has made me extremely nervous and I have to call in for the meeting in a few minutes.

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>>6224707
>TFW Sass will never be truly pansexual because she can't get stiffies

Life is dukkha

passgen is ded for now. do i pass with bad lighting

>>6224743
...what?

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>>6224761

also i'm dumb

>>6224739
What do you like to eat?
>>6224749
I'm laying in bed, waiting for my owner to wake up

>>6224758
If the size seems super wrong it's most likely because of shallow breasts. So try a balconette when trying the new size.

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>>6224752
well when I went there were gay gays in green tight leather dresses and a 50 year old man in a moo moo with no shoes on and an erection, that and 3 tumbler ftms who basically were girls with dyed hair and literally did "pronoun ground rules" before the meeting began, I crawled out of a fucking window to escape.

>>6224763
Yes you do.

>>6224763
Yes.

>>6224765

I'm thinking pancakes and egg scramble today.

>>6224767
Like actually?

>>6224755
If you get in a traumatic car accident and devascularize your ribs without also ripping your aorta, we can simply build you new ribs.

>>6224767
stop lying bro, you know you felt right at home. i bet you even ate the donuts.

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>>6224497

>>6224767
That's horrifying. Well, thanks for the heads up. I won't be going anytime soon

>>6224773
yeah, no shit

>>6224766
yeah this is good advice

>>6224759
oh, what the heck do you do for a living?

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>>6224761
you look sort of invisible, tho-

>>6224748
>Mexican restaurant
>Michelada+shrimp
No more hangover.

>>6224692
>MFW since I'm a girl, all the underwear I use turn into gir'sl underwear!!!

does anyone have posture tips? I caught a side view of myself in the mirror after my shower last night add I felt like my upper back sticks out really far compared to my neck. like it's not flat straight down. but if I kinda force my head backwards things fall into place and look better, but then I feel like I lose a lot of range of motion in my head, and my chin hits my adams apple and makes it hard to speak or swallow. so I don't know if this is a weight thing or posture thing, I'm working on losing weight right now and I just started doing yoga which I figure should help a bit with posture. but if anyone has other advice I'd really appreciate it!

6224734
this is super useful! thank you!!
now I just need to find somewhere to get really cheap bras online while they grow

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>>6224728

i agree. also thank, love her stuff.

>>6224760

strap-ons, sass first class!
i just like whoever i like. i don't really limit myself at all. i'm a realllllllllllllly sexual person, and i just......idk.
i like monogamy, and all that other stuff, but i have the capacity to love any person, and find anyone sexy. it's more fun that way.

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all i want is to make some online friends with you all and we can all play runescape together like the good old days.

>>6224779
I'm a software engineer intern

>>6224766
This is good advice. Balconettes have served me very well so far. Thank you for the support.

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>>6224751
Bikini briefs

>>6224781
Back exercises, sleep with less pillows if you're a back sleeper, walk more.
I hate doing conscious posture exercises so I fixed mine with those habit changes and appropriate muscle building.

have any of you seen pleb here lately

If I take spiro, what are the odds that I'd pee in my pants? I've heard this happens to a lot of people? Is this true?

>>6224788
ded

>>6224784
envy


>>6224775
I didn't even make eye contact.

>>6224778
Well I dunno about other ones but every single one I have heard of has been like my experience.

>>6224783
There was nothing good about those days. Sitting inside while everyone enjoyed my aunt and uncles pool. Wrapped in a towel, turning tricks for gold to get that wizard to turn me into a girl.

Have you noticed that some therapist (women) have weierd fetish about masculinity?

>why are you sad because of your height? I would love be as high and strong as you

Or from speech therapist

>You can have higher voice. Women with higher voice are taken less seriusly you don't want that your current pitch is fine.

>>6224773
kayla lies a lot

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>>6224774
Maybe I just DIY that with a chisel & hammer. I mean, half of these are already fucked anyways so I only need to break half and I think I could convince them to redo everything. My shoulders would still be set really wide so maybe it wouldn't help all that much, unless they can somehow re-fit shoulders onto the new cage.

>>6224789
You just pee more often, as long as you're not trying to hold it excessively wrong you won't wet yourself.

>>6224789
I've been on spiro 6 months and my peeing habits have not changed at all, different folks different strokes and all

if you're conscious of your bladder then it should never happen tho

Good morning mtfg, Hows you all?

>>6224788
anyone?

>>6224789
I have been on spiro and in situations where I had to stand and work for hours without a break. Granted, adrenaline was high and I have low sodium intake so the salt wasting wasn't so bad.

>>6224791
why are you so transphobic? so full of hate. you are a racist, a bigot, a homophobe, and a gun nut,

i feel like you might actually be hitler reborn bro.

you should get help.

>>6224789
I had to pee lots more but I never came close to peeing myself.

>>6224801
Sad, bitter, depressed and hateful. Like always.

>>6224792
lol, no joke, i just got a makeover, took all my caps mang.

>>6224801
Good. Confused. How about you?

>>6224801
Life is great.

>>6224796
Don't do that... I know a lot of girls with wider shoulders. It lets you wear lower cut tops without looking skanky.

>>6224804
Its how I was raised and why I have such a hard time accepting myself.

>>6224789
when I took 400mg spiro I kinda wet the bed but that was one time.

>>6224787
thanks very much! I run often so I hope that counts for the walking part? I'll try to figure out the back exercises. we do some as part of my yoga so maybe I just need to keep it up.
>, sleep with less pillows if you're a back sleeper,
I really feel like I should do this one especially, my neck hurts sometimes when I wake up and I think this is why.

I finally understand why bully anons bully.

It's because you reach a point where life has given you so much shit that you become relatively psycho.

>>6224806
Sorry to hear anon, those days are always rough.. do hope you feel better.

>>6224808
Confused? What's confusing ya? Glad you're good at least ^^. I'm doing alright myself. Worried about a friend who hurt themselves some but at the same time still in an afterglow from the date at the zoo yesterday.

>>6224809
Oh, why's that? ^^

>>6224810
I don't think I could ever wear something that shows my shoulders let alone draws attention to my upper body.

>>6224806
Also if you ever need to talk I mean, lemme know desu I'm usually bored when on here anyway hence the trip.

>>6224786
gross desu. fucking fetishist

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>>6224782
>Be trans
>have penis
>Refuse to use penis
>use strap on
>Chasers die of anger aneurisms

Hahahahaha! yes so am I, I really like intimacy and it's really better and more fullfilling when you have relationship with someone. there are also times when hot sex comes with people you don't get along with. I guess love is sometimes happens differently than sex for me. Sometimes I truly prefer kissing and cuddling with someone I love than sex....I guess human sexuality is weird like that.

>>6224811
also you don;t seem to want to change liek at all.

you honestly enjoy being a pile of shit.

i'd like to take you and put you into an asisted living center honestly. i feel like you are a danger to yourself and others.

please get help bruh.

>>6224813
For back exercises I was thinking any of the many variations on rows. Strengthen the back without working many other muscles. Should help you with pulling back into a more natural less I-live-at-a-computer-desk posture

>>6224817
Going out to dinner with my boyfriend and my best friend tonight at this neat restaurant. Pretty hyped.

>arguing on /b/ with a jerk about how ugly girls get treated inhumanly and are considered worthless regardless how fun or intelligent they are besides looks and if people weren't so picky that they would find women want to do the same hobbies as them and have a good life together
>he calls me a feminist
i'm not a fucking feminist

>>6224826
>less I-live-at-a-computer-desk posture
yea I spend 8 hours a day on the computer at work, 8-9 hours sleeping with my head forward because of my bed/pillows... even ignoring the time I spend on a computer for leisure at home I have this really bad

I can look into rows. thanks so much!

>>6224825
Kayla is going to lose her virginity to a black guy tho :P

POll time!!!!!!!

http://www.strawpoll.me/10253379
http://www.strawpoll.me/10253379
http://www.strawpoll.me/10253379

>>6224825
Change seems so impossible because i'm so ugly

>>6224828
ugly people get treated inhumanly by attractive people in general but get treated just fine by equally ugly people

>>6224827
Nice, hope you have a great evening!

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>>6224827
>MFW reading your post

>>6224834
Ugly men treat ugly women like they are worthless. Women are held to such an unobtainable beauty standard its sick.

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>>6224822

yeah, i get that way too. some of the best sex i've ever had in my life has been with men i was never committed to. sexuality can be strange like that.
as long as you're happy, sassfirstclass, then we good.

>>6224828

>i'm not a fucking feminist
you don't have to tell us that, we know

We were drinking Yager last night and I feel like I'm dying now

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>>6224801
im gay

>>6224832
KaylaxRobin otp desu

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>>6224845
>KaylaxRobin otp desu

>>6224840
well I don't pass yet so I guess I don't have perspective but in college I had a friend group of ugly guy friends and ugly girl friends. we all stuck together and it was fine. it's mostly on 4chan that you see the ugly guys wanting a 10/10 girl. or maybe just a cali thing for you?

>>6224845
i am 100% behind this pairing