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Anime edition

▶ Informed consent providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
▶ Trans Info Dump: http://pastebin.com/h1vLPxyV (embed)
▶ Beginner makeup resources: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
▶ Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
▶ Transition timelines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
▶ Voice Training: http://pastebin.com/dgipdsge (embed)
▶ HRT info: https://web.archive.rg/web/0000000000000 http://taimapedia.org/index.php?title=Hormones
▶ Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
▶ IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
▶ Zeemaps: https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1843968

> No bullying
> No hugboxing
> No * actions *
> No tumblr shit
> No drama
> No transbians

Let's do our best, girls!

old >>6224400
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>tfw no
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>anime
>mfw
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>>6225416
>tfw not in canada to get real life voice lessons from resident qt
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>>6225416
First for ordering a mephedrone anologue
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>tfw still can't drive

Well, at least I'm learning. It still sucks though
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how to stop hating self
how to not cry when seeing your reflection after a shower
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>>6225437
implying you need them from her, elanna has a gay boy voice
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>>6225457
I need boyvoice help. Mine is subpar.
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>>6225457
>chaser opinions
:)
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>>6225450
didnt you used to have a name
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>>6225453
I have absolutely no idea tbqh. I'm hoping that I'll stop hating myself after years on HRT + surgery. I don't know how I'll fix my attitude or personality though........
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I'm starting to worry that customs may have taken my hrt ;~;

my order shipped on the 6th of this month and it's the 19th already ><

I'm sick and tired of taking just crappy Spiro for my daily pills
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>>6225457
thats objectively wrong tho.
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>>6225460
not even a chaser, just being honest, ive heard lots of better voices on mtfg
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>tfw feelings of self-acceptance and wholeness still persisting a full day after I last got stoned
I want to stay this way forever, I feel so much more fucking normal
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>>6225463
years of hrt haven't helped me :\
hopefully after srs I'd be less disgusted by my body. at least with that one part of it
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How do I avoid becoming a "btw I'm a grill" attentionwhore? It's so easy to get attention and I'm so needy of it.
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>>6225451
I'm trying to help you be a better chaser boy. You don't bag prizes with personality. You bag em with muscles soldier!

Hit the deck and give me 50!
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>tfw sleepy and gross

i just ate lunch and now i'm relaxin .__.
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>6 more days until appointment at gender clinic
why must i wait
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>>6225469
>weed
>not opiates/benzos/amph
senpai, get the drugs that truly kill dysphoria. i wish i didnt have drug tests every week now, and get high once more
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>>6225469
Just don't fall into the trap of getting stoned all day and not improving on your quality of life.
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>>6225473
fayepost
>tfw ur a boy
: )
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>>6225466
Im intercepting it with my network of anti hon operatives embedded in the U.S. Postal system
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>>6225473
Here's a (you), that's all I can do for now.
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>>6225462
I did
>>6225466
Iktf, I ordered my spiro last month and it still hasn't arrived. If I don't get it then I guess I'll have to start the process to get a script, idk.
>>6225472
I guess you could lessen the dysphoria and self hate by doing that.
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>>6225484
tfw I actually am a disgusting manly boy and that's not even fayeposting
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>>6225475
>TFW not cute like Doll.
>TFW realization that it takes hard work and practice

Life truly is dukkha
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>>6225474
Yes ma'am.
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>tfw hungover garbage
>>6225475
Cute shirt senpai
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>>6225468
K, chaser :)
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>>6225492
>I guess you could lessen the dysphoria and self hate by doing that
right now I lessen it by posting self deprecating stuff as anon and then trying to distract myself from my troubles by helping other people with theirs and being nice and cheering others up. doesn't always work but it usually helps a bit
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>>6225484
but that won't give me any attention.
>>6225488
(you)'s without any real dialogue is just empty calories.
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>>6225481
Weed hits me a lot harder than most people
idk about amphs but aren't opiates and benzos meant to be super terrible for you? ngl I'd like the effects though
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>>6225503
im a chaser too
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>>6225509
>but aren't opiates and benzos meant to be super terrible for you?

yes, they are. dont touch them please
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>>6225492
>I did
are you the one who looks like tinkerbell
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Need voice help.
https://clyp.it/a2uw5q5v
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>>6225457
https://clyp.it/hhtt2eaj
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>>6225466
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>>6225509
theyre not THAT bad, unless you abusee them hard. Ive taken oxycodone, codein and tramadol a few times and theyre godly. Amphs are my drug of choice, cause they make you feel like a god.
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>>6225499
A young Henry Kissinger and Snape wildly appear
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>>6225518
Being your own boyfriend is the most trutrans™
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>>6225518
app af elanna
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>>6225520
You're paying with fire, child. Literally.
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>>6225466
Im not real lol
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>>6225523
i transitioned to become my own gf, in the end i just became my own bf
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>>6225505
I can relate to you with the self deprecating stuff. Idk why but it genuinely makes me feel better when I post as anon and complain how ugly I am.

As for the helping people part, I can't really relate. I'd like to help people and give them positive feedback but I'm too far gone for that atm.
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>>6225527
im well aware, i havent taken anything in over 6 months tho,, and even when i did it was merely a once/twice a month thing
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>>6225499

Maddy why are you in minneapolis?
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>>6225518
>>6225523

y-you wouldnt need to, I could be your boyfriend!
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>>6225530
trutrans™ seal of approval
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>>6225531
>Idk why but it genuinely makes me feel better when I post as anon and complain how ugly I am.
complaining is cathartic. it gets it off your chest, lightens the load a bit. it's just a cry for help tho when you get down to it

and yea idk I hate myself so much but I don't want to drag others down so I try to be a good person. idk, makes me feel less guilty about whining all day
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>>6225538
c-can I come to the wedding little brother? ^_^
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>>6225520
Tell that to my two friends who are dead. One was a crack and oxy speedball so maybe not as surprising he died, other one snorted 40mg of opana and laid down on the couch to watch a movie. Roommate found him passed out when he got back from the gym and he never woke up.
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>>6225533
>even when i did it was merely a once/twice a month thing
wtf is the point then, I want something that will make me feel good all the time, I might as well stick with weed at that rate
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I'm a fagboy
Good morning
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>>6225546
of course :3
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Hi everyone, I'm looking for a Transgender GF..

Anyone find me attractive?
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>>6225549
Hi Red! You're a cute boy! I want to give you head scritches!
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>>6225522
You triggered cyba u stupid faggot kill urself
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Why is Sufjan Stevens so fucking awesome?!?!?!?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJJT00wqlOo

>>6225533
Don't daydream about them either!!!! :(
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>>6225549
hi red
I wish I was a cute fagboy ;-;
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>>6225551
i wanna name one of the babies when you get elanna pregnant! <3
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>>6225538
But you're not a boy anymore, you dedetransitioned!
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>>6225526
Believe it or not I'm actually not meming
It's been so long since I've heard my guy voice that it actually kinda turns me on, even if I literally just sound like a fag ;~;

>>6225523
Awe yeeeh.

>>6225538
W-would you sit on my lap?
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I want to start transitioning again. I want to be beautiful. I'm sick of just existing like a desensitized ghost.

What type of clothes so you guys wear?
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>>6225563
LOL oh my God dude ilu so much pls never change at all.

and that just means you're trutrans 5 ever
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>>6225541
Yeah that makes a lot of sense. Before I came here, I used to feels post on r9k all the time.
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>>6225517
I can train you to be a manly man
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>>6225563
Does singing work in girl voice? I'm scared to lose that
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who /baritone/ here?
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>>6225549
good morning fagboy
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>>6225552
depends on how much money you have and are willing to part with :^)
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>>6225564
jeans and t shirts or button ups from the women's department.
a far cry from my jeans and t shirts or button ups from the men's department
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>>6225564
This makes me feel nice, desu
http://www.pantiedsissies.com/sissy-dresses/
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>>6225563
>W-would you sit on my lap?

I would, but wed eventually have to switch places.. for science!


>>6225562
maybe I lied

>>6225559
Of course
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>>6225573
right here my boy voice is manly
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>>6225549
hey red ^^

>>6225547
>crack-oxy mix
>40mg opana
yeah sorry, but thats just them being irresponsible. Dont blame the drugs, blame the people, in the same way you dont blame the gun for shooting somone.

>>6225548
well oxy/heroin wont destroy your body, unless you OD, but once addicted it might fuck up your social life and make you broke cause youll spend all money on it.
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>>6225571
How much does personal training cost? Can I barter with cuddles?
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>>6225570
I used to do that as well. anonymity makes everything better
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>>6225563
Omg Elanna. How'd it go? The talk with Rogan 2.0 I mean.
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>>6225578
I thought yume took her website down
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>>6225494

it depends on the angle and stuff honestly. like if i'm smiling or w/e i look diff than when i'm stoic.

>>6225499

t-thank
is today your last day? i remember you saying till thursday, right?
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>>6225540
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>>6225563
first documented case of reverse of AGP to APP of trans girl wanting to have sex with former boy self feeling as a girl feeling as a boy inside a girls body with a boys body as a girl.
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Dare you challenge the fagboy?
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Do I have potential?
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>>6225594
Yeah we both fly home tonight :c
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>>6225599

go away korra
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>>6225598
>blunt tip

Oh well. I guess it'll do. It could be better though.
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>>6225598

Whats the prize for defeating you? your boipussi?
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>>6225598
heh... *teleports behind you and disarms you of your weapon* weren't expecting that were you fagboy???
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>>6225599
To mount my bp. Yes. A lot, even.
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>>6225554
Professor, what is the date for the OWL in your potions class?
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>>6225606
He will give you HIV and a mystery STD on top
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>>6225576
Eh. I guess I'll just stick to spending money on myself. Roasties
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>>6225601
>implying korra has those kinds of gains
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Just another day in white boyhood parents house suburbia... Fuck my life.

I had my appointment and got a consultation letter with an endo out of my shrink. Nigga doesn't take my insurance anymore, like fuck dude where am I gonna pull an extra 80 dollars from? Drug dealing? I hate everyone and especially myself. By the time I get on any type of hormones and have a steady job I'll be well on my way TO THIRTY and I'll have half a life to half live.

Fuck.
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>>6225611
Omfg DELETE THIS
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>>6225608
>coalburning
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>>6225594
>tfw not DF
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>>6225594
(dysphoria intensifies)
Those are like your real lips, right? ;_;

>>6225607
>MFW katana anon is back

>>6225589
Nah, this is 4 forever, Maddie
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How many of you here are balding, were balding, or have combated baldness?

Care to tell any stories about your hair loss?
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>>6225573
idek senpai
my voice actually isn't that deep according to voice pitch apps but my diction etc. is so off because of my muscle difficulties and my accent sounds so masc to people outside of my part of the country idk how I'll ever make my voice pass
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Anyone else here wearing a diaper right now?
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>>6225596
someone is determined
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>>6225616
But sir, I need to know so I can get jump on studying.
I want to become an auror
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>>6225627
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>>6225621
>brush hand though head
>hair falls out
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>>6225572
I'm honestly a terrible singer so I don't think singing ever really worked for me in guy or girl voice. Supposedly if you practice singing in girl voice it's possible.

>>6225585
Deal, it's on!

>>6225588
It went as well as I thought it could. He didn't take it well but he was in a far better mood after some coffee and chatting for awhile.

How are you today?

>>6225597
My brain hurts, as it rightly should. This shit's confusing to me even ;~;

>>6225569
I don't know if it's trutrans or if I'm just a pervert who goes "huh, I sound like a boy, that's kinda hot.."
Probably the latter ;~;

>>6225579
Aren't you worried that I'd crush you? I'm enormous compared to you ;~;
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>>6225582
>heroin won't destroy your body
heroin addict pls

>>6225598
w-wow... that's a big implement for such a fem boy
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>>6225621
my hair had receded a bit on temples

took skittles, new hairs grew back slowly
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>>6225620
>MFW katana anon is back
umm I've been here lol. we were just talking last thread about anthropologie clothes remember? just haven't had as many good opportunities to unsheath my bantz
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>>6225621
Yeah, I'm 25 and my left hairline is receding. It is a hereditary dominate trait, right? I got fucked both sides have serious balding problems and here I am over here with a penis and my hair falling out. Everyone I know keeps shouting ROGAIN! But I can't vouch. I've spent my entire life not even using men's soap stealing dove :3 I hate all men's "care" products. Bunch of wasted chemicals on a body I don't value.
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>>6225627
yeah i am
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>>6225594
>tfw edie wont text u back
u look beautiful girl doe work it!!!!!
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>>6225638
well ok, it wont destroy it AS MUCH as other drugs. but once addicted youre fucked.
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>>6225641
that's you?!?!?!?!?!

I literally wait for your posts every day :(

mind=blown
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>>6225605
It's my owner's. He's into Renaissance martial arts.
>>6225606
Lay me down on the field and take me!
>>6225607
Nice tactic
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>>6225620
>implying katana anon is the only one with powers

>>6225641
*teleports behind you*
you were saying?
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>>6225633
>sir
Wow what the heck anon u are truly a piece of shit
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>>6225637
>Aren't you worried that I'd crush you? I'm enormous compared to you ;~;

arent you like only 2 inches taller and only like 25 lbs heavier? I can handle that bby
be my amazon! Ill show you the world!
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>>6225645
Kandi is the most hon name ever
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>>6225598

Are you balding red?
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>>6225653
... Well, ok then... but give me a sabre any day.
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>>6225655
>>6225607
>>6225598
why dont we do this the old fashioned way and make it a fatal four way?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZY-Ec6Mq4U
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>>6225660
such a smooth talker ~
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>>6225655
>MFW soon my spitroast fantasy by katana anons will come true.

How do I know you're not just some sort of jutsu clone, tho?
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>>6225637
Did he cry? And was his roomie there?

I'm doing ok, just did my first serious work out while here. Feels good. Was incredible weather today. Did some shopping and got some new clothes.

I also wrote the guy, bud he hasn't replied yed ;~;
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Are there any... asians here besides me?
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>that feel when the chaser makes the thread

guess I wont look for a gf here anymore, just want my monies
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>>6225665
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqql30HE0To
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>>6225652
idk I post a lot. I've had lots of conversations with lots of people. if I had a trip some people might even be my friend,: :^}

>>6225653
thx

>>6225655
heh.. *exposes my illusion technique*
you teleported behind the wrong me *uses vanishing powder and leaves the arena*
maybe next time...kid
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>>6225673
yeah
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>>6225662
No???
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>>6225594
>tfw Edie still hasn't run her hand through you hair and looked down into your eyes while she cums deep inside your throat

I..hope this doesn't stay a day dream familia, the thought of it make me light headed a couple times a day
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>>6225679
>tfw 5'6
>tfw within female height in murica but too tall in asia
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>>6225685
AGP
G
P
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Mum made lentils for dinner so I went out to a takeaway instead

Went to Arizonas, burger and chicken place owned by Kurds

I don't get out much so it always takes me by surprise how diverse this place has gotten
Also placing their orders were a Roma couple (could have been Bulgarian/Romanian too)

And later a Polish couple, the man looked liek a troll as usual, carrying a backpack but a little too old for sixth form
The female was ok looking, she kept looking over at me exactly when I was looking at her, not sure what her problem was, either really paranoid or lusting for some paki cock

Saw a Chinese girl at the bus stop (saw one outside the sixth form on Tuesday too)

Counting calories, haven't had much today so this shouldn't ruin my diet
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>>6225685
thanks now i cant stop imagining it
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>>6225661
Haha. I go by Sarah, because I'm white.
Kandi The Peace Cyborg of Peace is the comic I pen. She has rainbow rave dreads/hair, oversized Anime goggles that reflect images, and play sound, custom sex organs (they go over her shoulders like a great barrier reef sea annenomi (sic) and act like the sensitivity of thousands of nipples), she can wear a penis if she wants (custom ejaculate includes colors, temperature, flavor), etc.
Cyber brain implant with net access (you seen ghost in the shell?).

She's autistic as fuck. Obviously. Tyler the cybernetic war terminator comes home and rapes her pretty often and steals her cyber memorizes. He makes holographic DJ sets, but isn't a good person (cyborg).
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>>6225661
>Kandi the most hon ever

.........h
>Kand^i

Kandhi beats Kandi in hon off 2 to 1

>>6225673
you know slavs are technically asians, so are Iranians, Arabs, jews, pakistanis, Indians, turks, turkmenis, Armenians, pashtos and all the afghan cucks.
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>>6225693

...

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No comment
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>>6225693
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>>6225660
I'm 5'10" and 155 lbs. I'm definitely an amazon, and it would probably be best if you sat on my lap. I could be your bf too though..

C-can we actually yaoi together? Pls?
I promise that I can be a good boy for you if you're willing to be one for me, those are smooth words you have there.

>>6225671
His roomie wasn't there no. I was hoping to tell him at the coffee shop but he asked on the way there and it kinda led to an awkward silence. He did almost cry ;~;

Nice though, do you work out a lot? What's your routine?

I havn't added my old friend yet, been nothing but nerves so I haven't ;~;

>>6225693
What the fuck am I reading?
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>>6225693
any pics of the comic? sounds interesting Tbh
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>>6225693
it's inspiring when people find ways to creatively channel this mental disabilities
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>>6225673
My great grandmother looks half Asian, and I think she was from some far flung part of Russia. But no, I'm not Asian.
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>>6225703
elannaxphien ftm yaoi otp
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>>6225685
Smh senpai
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>looking at self in mirror earlier
>feeling super dysphoric about masculine facial features
>decide to look up ffs results pics, thinking maybe it'll make me feel better

Holy shit, was I looking at pics of not-so-great results, or are Western ffs surgeons just awful in general?
In most of the before/afters I looked at, you could barely see any difference, except in the brow ridge and sometimes the nose.

It looks like I'll have to go to Korea if I want to noticeably reduce my chin or jaw.
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I'm a boy y'all!
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Red
visit uk
I want to tug on your hair and tease you for being a cute faggot
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>>6225703
does it count as incest if I wanna see yoai between my little brother and his bf? ;~;

>tfw fujoshi
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>>6225693
>colors, temperature, flavor
h*ck yea
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>>6225710
... Bart's supposed to be pretty good for jaw work, right? I mean he took a fair bit of bone off of Angie
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>>6225708
It's not lewd... I just want to.. Make sure her needs are met, her cum is just a symbol that I did a good job......
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>>6225711
>I'm a sissy slut y'all!


FTFY
>>
>>6225710
which surgeon did you look at?
in general tho yea western surgeons aren't as aggressive as south koreans
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>>6225697
Its a full time career. You wouldn't want to fuck a sex cyborg in the 20xx post apocalyptic Wonderland of Nero Tokyo?


Trust me, you would.

>>6225705
Yeah, this started before I knew what was wrong with me. It's actually been easier to fix the character problems I started with now that I know the dynamics in my own soul, it's only ever been reflection.


>>6225704
I pop on an off this forum desu you'll probably see it eventually I plan to be back for a few months I started here pretty much when 4ch opened it. I'm an old hon :(
I also need a new illustrator. Preferably a team of animators. But it's like 100k for a proper anime so I guess I'll stick with peasant hope
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>>6225719
sissy shemale slut*
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>>6225711
youre a cute boy
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>>6225711
>oddly attracted to red
ugh
>>
>>6225703
oh god yes, I want this!
I might have to be mute though, my boyvoice doesnt work.
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>>6225703
Did you give him reasons or just say no? Like, perhaps give him a reason to perhaps kick his drug habit and get healthier or something.

But was probably hard enough anyway. How are you feeling though? Why are you all nerves? Wuh ha happened?

And I currently don't work out a lot >.> I just recently started. I'm slender man mode atm. Tall, white, bald and limbs that Misses Incredible would be jealous of. But Imma get swol soon.

D'you work out? Do trans woman do it in general/at all?
>>
>>6225723
I will draw ur cartoon for $100000
>>
Red is definitely the cutest trip atm, it's possible I'm infatuated
>>
>>6225726
red is a pretty hot boi

>get to cuddle something feminine while at the same time being with a boy

you can't lose.
>>
>>6225711
Lol fuck off, you're basically if Robin was cute, you being cute mrabs nothing, you're still fucking unbearable
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>>6225730
>Do trans woman do it in general/at all?
I do! usually run a few miles a day and I'll do some hip exercises. I try to avoid working my upper back/arms tho
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>>6225733
>MFW people I don't know ignore my cuteness.
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>>6225725
hey alice
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>>6225714
She's actually less about sex and more about exploring through walking tour my universe/paracosm.

"American Day" she dresses like uncle Sam and parades around. She's only got 4 modes of emotion / mood. All nuanced emotion must be through her goggles and audio loops (bumblebee from transformers trope)
>Happy :D
>unlimited sadness
>Rebecca (whore mode)
>autistic despondent programmer

She programs her own brain walking around in autistic mode having imagination psychedelic adventures. Holographic keyboard so it's always a thing.

So after America day she comes home with milk shake on her head, broken ankle (auto heals), ripped flag(s), raped in an alley ("I thought you liked forced sex? " "no. no one likes this"), and spit all over.

Suffice to say not many people in my fictional universe like Americans.


>actually being this autistic
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>>6225721
Spiegel and Cardenas, because theirs were the first 2 websites to come up when I typed "ffs results".
I've heard of Spiegel before, but this was the first time I had heard of Cardenas
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>>6225724
sexy sissy shemale slut*

fix'd
>>
>>6225732
you're an artist?
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>>6225600

how was the trip? it looks like you two had a lot of fun together!

>>6225618
>>6225620
>>6225648

>tfw dysphoria day
yaay. i took a pic with my ipad which helped a bit for whatever reason. and ya my lips aren't overdrawn that much today.

>>6225685

o-oh
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>>6225745
Hi anon
>>
>my cis female friends ask me to hang out with them more often ever since i transitioned and said i like guys now

wow i didn't know how much just saying i didn't like girls anymore made them more comfortable with me.
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>>6225727
It's ok, I'll take care of you and speak for you if you need me to. Gotta take care of my cute flower of a boyfriend.

>>6225713
Yes, kinda degenerate desu.
Such fujoshi

>>6225707
Let's make it happen!

>>6225730
I just said there wasn't chemistry. Idk he's not really a habitual drug user but I could tell that if him and I were a unit we'd definitely not be good for each other.

I just have nerves because of last night and a lack of sleep I guess. Plus I'm just kinda shy so I'm putting off adding him until this weekend. ;~;

I work out, and plenty of trans women do. Stationary bike for cardio and some strength training. It's more common for trans women to do lower body exercises ime but I also started lifting not too long ago.
>>
>>6225749
I still intend to work towards going to Bart.
I'm not some rugby playing caveman and I still want to be somewhat recognizable to those who know me.
>>
>>6225719
True
>>6225725
Thank you!!!
I'm pretty!
>>6225726
I wanna be with you!!!
>>6225733
>>6225736
Thank you! I adore cuddles!
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>>6225733
You make me sick. What's worse is I know for a fact you're fapping to her, considering your intimate knowledge of shemale porn.
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>>6225749
spiegal is suuuuper conservative yea. people who go to him want more subtle stuff done

cardenas is in mexico right? iirc the consensus is that he's not that good but idk.

I wish dr o was still around ;~; or that his replacement was less unknown

I have a consultation with dr bart this weekend because I liked his results

facial team in spain is supposed to be quite good as well
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Can I just identify as a femboi now?
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>>6225764

red pls do a clyp.it with your best texas country girl accent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxVDnpsGTZY
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>>6225771
Unfortunately not. From the look of things you will always just be a man.
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>>6225748
>MFW after reading Kandhi's posts
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>>6225764
<3 But arent you 100% sub? although i guess i could go dom for once, it was fun with my first gf...
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>>6225748
just..
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>>6225771
can you identify as 'on my dick'?
>>
>>6225756
2jelly4school

>>6225771
<3 U

>>6225775
shut up asshole. >:(
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>>6225761
I'M SORRY! (I'm not sorry at all where there is yaoi there is korra)

>>6225771
sure if you wanna but regardless ur still gunna be a qt ^^ <3

>>6225748
you have a really creative mind don't let the haters discourage you I enjoy reading about this fictional world ^^
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>>6225765
>implying I still look like that
>implying I can fap atm with this fucking dick atrophy pain reeeeeee I fucking wish, mate
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gn gn girls im going to sleep

please be safe all of you
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goodmorning

im a gross man what do i do about this
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>>6225772
I'm from Texas too

https://clyp.it/zjovihe3
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>>6225763
>I still want to be somewhat recognizable to those who know me.
This wouldn't be a problem for me, but maybe I'm biased because I have no irl friends.

>>6225768
>cardenas is in mexico right?
yeah
>iirc the consensus is that he's not that good
I can see why.


And yeah, I guess I'll have to look into Facial Team and Bart.
>>
>>6225748
>>Happy :D
>>unlimited sadness
>>Rebecca (whore mode)
>>autistic despondent programmer
sounds just like me desu
>>
>>6225800
Night Kit!
>>
post albums for cuddling to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uXnXEdXGJY
>that melancholic existential feel
>>
>>6225775
>>6225790
>>6225793
>>6225794
I'll just talk in my man voice from now on and never wear bras
>>
>on my way to bus for work
>see self in glass reflections
>drop bag
>frozen by dysphoria
>go back to house
>have to take $25 uber to work now and I'm a poorfag
I hate this fucking mental illness I want to fucking die now just please fucking kill me
>>
>>6225797
It's time to neck yourself my man. Make your parents proud for once in your miserable life.
>>
>>6225771
Identify as anything that makes you feel comfortable
>>6225775
dont be a dick thats not cool
>>
>>6225779
That feel when my fiction makes people think I'm a serial killer. (this girl died moment later, if you don't know the story)


>>6225783
I am thoroughly autistic but I think you kinda have to be to literally make money writing fucking kawaii-chan comics.

Kalwoon city is where I'm basing it off of. I already had a promotion animated (CG) get through a festival with at least a job offer, but I want my own fucking Anime.

>being this cliche.


>>6225805
Are you also autistic? I was diagnosed as a kid and with ADHD. I have major neurological problems in life because of my lady brain.
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>>6225794
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>>6225782
I can try to dom!
>>6225772
I will later!
>>6225802
Texas twins
>>
>>6225815
<3 halloo again.
I hope you're doing better!
>>
>>6225813
>not looking at anywhere but the floor.
Sup newgirl?
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>>6225809
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjRLbzxz_3Y
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>>6225761
>I'll take care of you
this is my fetish

>cute flower
b-but I am a manly man senpai D:

>if you need me to.
>tfw my bf actually does the talking in public to reduce the risk of anxiety attacks for
>>
>>6225803
>And yeah, I guess I'll have to look into Facial Team and Bart
bart did some freak magic to someone who used to post here. too bad they had bdd and went back for another round of ffs and had pretty much disappeared since

someone else may have to speak for facial team. I don't know anyone here who's gone to them

avoid zukowski
>>
>>6225823
>I will later!

liar. do it now!!!
>>
I want to be fucked so hard my hips dislocate.
>>
>>6225823
:3 well ill be in NYC and FL from the 20th of june desu, and moving perma to nyc or seatle in 2018 soooo
>>
>>6225824
Yeah im chillin i feel pretty good i hope you feel the same
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>>6225818
>Are you also autistic?
no, just trans

I wasn't diagnosed anyway. idk I can act really autistic at times
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>>6225812
i find you attractive and would like to put my hand sunder your clothes
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>>6225823
Gurl
https://clyp.it/abexbh0i
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>>6225824
I can't help it, I'm constantly obsessively self aware it's maddening
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>>6225812
hot
>>
Whats up girls.

>>6225829
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>>6225756
>tfw you wonder why Edie doesn't realize that if she had the confidence from being born cis that she would be an unholy force to be reckoned with
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>>6225813
Why don't you just drive?

Also I see a dude whenever I see my reflection. I am like sup bro.


That reminds me, I really really really really want a drink, but I have to drive somewhere soonish.

Funny enough I don't even drink that much, but I get these times where I want to get wasted out of the blue. I seldom ever act on these urges though.

>>6225823
>tfw red is a boi
I am cool with being dom with a girl, but bois have to dom

;_;

>>6225838
Seattle is a neat city. I am going up to visit again soonish. Most likely in the next month.
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>>6225801
Same. Pic related
>>6225756
Yeah it was super fun. The food is soooooo good here but there isn't a lot to do except eat and drink
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>>6225815
Shut your fat fucking mouth autismo.
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>>6225862
Did you not read the part about poorfag. Cars cost more than I can afford
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>>6225848
this was pretty spot on
>>
Hello boys and girls and other things out there, I'm new here. I'm starting my self medding, holding spiro in my hand in this very moment, I'm planning to be on it for a month before starting the mones.

Give me the last push, please.
>>
>>6225863
>Looking this happy in a picture

When? :(
>>
>>6225840
People Dont make you happier about being you. You do. <3 stay gorgeous plz, for me!?
>>6225843
Oh my!
I'm wearing boy clothes
>>6225849
Detatch. Do a thing and obsess over the thing. Duh
>>6225850
Suuuure? More of just running away from problems.
>>6225848
You're scaring my cats
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>>6225878
*pushes forcibly*
>>
>>6225867
lol
>>
>>6225878
Kill me. Please please please kill me
>>
>tfw i see my shadow with huge upper body and tiny hips
jdimsa
>>
>>6225878
Don't let your dreams be memes.
>>
>>6225878
doooo itttt
>>
>>6225878
Go for it anon!
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>>6225883
That doesn't work. I'm always gonna be thinking about how I look, that's just how it is
>>
>>6225878
Welcome to hondom
>>
>had dysphoria since I was 8
>no AGP nonsense happening whatsoever for 10 years
>finally perfect my girl walk and instantly get an erection

what is wrong with me
>>
>>6225761
I see. How much did(n't) you sleep? But do it this weekend.

You'll probably regret it. Or not, I dunno, I feel anxious that he hasn't writen back yet when I wrote him this morning and now it's already almost 9 pm ;-;

But oyu mentioned something about drug usage in the past. It seems *rather* common for trans folk. How far off the deep end did you go? This is a terribly personal question, so feel free to just ignore it.

I actually also need to do more lower body. Or rather, lower back excercises because of back problems. Having a butt is gonna be a nice side effect does. But I'm getting into the groove of chest and arms. Gun get swole and snatch up all the qt men.

How much do you lift deadweight?
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>>6225878
Do it.
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>>6225828
>manly man
I refuse to believe that for a second. You're way way too effeminate to be able to pull that off. Hell, my mental picture of you in this scenario is of a boy who pretty much can't pass as a boy anyways. I'll be the manly man and I'll take care of you the best I can.

And if that's the case, I'll actually do the talking for you then. I'll even pay the bills at restaurants. Anything for my bf <3
>>
>>6225883
oh I thought you were dropping memes. I can understand wanting to do that from time to time. heck I did the same the thing for a little while to release stress
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>>6225878
Do It! it tastes like mint!!!! you'll pee like crazy!!!! you'll feel better

2 days on spiro for me!!!!

We can do it anon!!!!

Also, get a trip, cause now you're trutrans.
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>>6225883
boy clothes be damned x
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>>6225872
Oh sorry, i am kind of spoiled by my parents. Forgive me for living in a bubble.

>>6225878
spiro is a hormone and try two weeks.

>>6225884
Why did Nazis despite being evil as fuck have to have such good uniforms? I mean hitler was gay and all but still.

>>6225899
>prefect girl walk
Honestly that is a yuge tell for a transgirl. It is uncanny how model like transgirls walk.

Maybe Trump can give us good uniforms. It will be yuge.
>>
>>6225903
>soph x elanna yaoi happening

this is everything hjng I've ever wanted
>>
>>6225911
trust me, ive worked very hard to not walk like I'm modeling a swimsuit
>>
>>6225911
Shut up you egg. Well no, you've lost weight, can't call you that anymore.
>>
>>6225911
hugo boss
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>>6225899
>perfect my gaff
>notice it looks like I have a camel toe
>instantly turned on

I..I didn't ask for this
>>
>>6225915
>crossdressing yuri
keep telling yourself you're str8
>>
>>6225921
I'm 200% str8 m8! girls are NOT for lewd.
>>
My whole face is filled with fillers. Feels good. Dysphoria is lessen.
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>>6225899
Theres no such thing as AGP, it's time to transition anon.
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>>6225920
I know I'm "truetrans" but it almost feels like im getting dysphoric about these random AGP thoughts its weirding me out...

>>6225932
see above
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>>6225911
>Trump having good taste
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>>6225416
Someone should really do something about all the broken links in the OP...
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am i cute or is this a face only a mother could love
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>>6225926
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>>6225937
can i touch it
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>>6225926
Boys don't blush when you stare into their eyes, or moan when you take their soft nipples into your mouth

Boys are objectively worse for lewding I'm sorry
>>
>>6225932
moap-chan! <33333333 iluuu ~
>>
>>6225937
Honestly, If you're a guy who wants to guy,you should grow a beard.
>>
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>>6225937
post yourself and we will tell you
>>
>>6225939
fucking lmfao
>>
>>6225934
stuff like this is why agp is a meme concept
honestly anon, it's no big deal. you're fine
>>
>>6225937
my face is full of scars due to an accident when I was younger, trust me when I say no one gives a fuck. youre beautiful and that's not just some bullshit hugboxing, id kiss you right now
>>
>>6225943
As a boy I can tell you that I do those things.
>>
>>6225934
Everyone's brains have moments, don't feel bad for a misfire here and there
>>
>>6225934
?

>>6225944
Princess Moap reporting in <3 u 2 Korra. Ive gotta head off soon though.
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>>6225937
>tfw i have a scar like this
not this bad though
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>>6225901
I got about 4 hours or so x.x

Also, awe. Idk maybe he's busy, I know people who don't reply for a whole day or so depending on what they're doing, but my fingers are crossed for you.

Also, there's a long history of drugs, but my worst period was about a year of mdpv and mephedrone use, and nearly daily usage for about 6 months. Lost 30 lbs and basically did nothing but drugs, so it was reasonably far off the deep end.

Also, I can't actually lift much if I'm trying to lift deadweight, maybe like 40lbs? I'm focusing way more on presses and inverse rows so that I can actually get some arm strength back, the atrophy from HRT is significant. When I started I found it difficult to floor press 10 lb dumbbells.

What kinda chest and arm exercises are you doing? Do you have a routine?
>>
>>6225939
why are you doing this?
>>
>>6225943
no but they do have string arms to wrap around you and firm chests and fuzzy beards to tickle your neck plus big dicks

different from girls but all good in it'd own way >\\\< plus boys can do all those things you just listed =o
>>
>>6225937
+100 for next bond villain.
>>
>>6225951
Faye is some retarded old man who thinks he can have a meaningful relationship with a hooker, just ignore him he has no idea what he's talking about.
>>
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>>6225951
>boy
>posting on Mtfg
>moans when nipples are sucked on and blushes from kisses

I'm sorry, I used to be heavily in denial that I was a girl too, it's really rough anon
>>
>>6225954
aww well i got my daily (You) so I'm St least a little satisfied for now =(
>>
>>6225951
trip on faye
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>>6225918
nah I am still pretty egg like. I am fat as fuck atm too. I may have lost weight but when I am already yuge ....

Picture related. Last picture before I go get a hair cut. I should be leaving soonish since I have to drive a bit and maybe get gas.

>>6225917
Pics

>>6225919
Hitler was a Homosexual

>tfw hitler was most likely fem in bed due to one ball.

>>6225929
was it worth it? i really don't want anything besides srs.

>>6225935
Behead those who insult the God-Emperor.
>TFW SUCH A FUCKING HON
>>
>>6225966
Again, Faye is a retarded old man who doesnt understand how male sexuality works. Ignore everything he says.
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>>6225477

5 days for me
the pain is real
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>>6225903
o-oh... hawt :3
does that mean you ll take charge and Ill be the little twink you'll protect and cherish and care for?
what will be my job in this context?
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>>6225961
Why does everyone fantasize about boys doing things TO them, that seems so borring

Do things to people is way more fun
>>
>>6225974
are you the same anon that has hated faye ever since she first came to mtfg?
>>
>>6225967
One day you'll escape from /mtfg/ too, Korra, I promise
>>
>>6225971
But why would I use someone else's trip?

>>6225966
Look I have short hair so I have to be a boy, right? There's literally no other possibility.
>>
>>6225949
>>6225952
the only reason im concerned with it is because it's pretty much triggering me, if I was seeking sexual pleasure through my feminization I'd understand it but im not and the thoughts and feelings are coming from nowhere. brains suck
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Daily reminder that anon are the thousand young of Shub'Niggurath.
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>>6225979
no, im one of the many people his hoe has targetted for shit talking and ridicule over the years
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>>6225973
Yes. But I have real problem with lack of volume in my face. But good god it hurts.
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>>6225964
>>6225974
If I say things anon, they're true.

I'd recommend you'd trip to get anyone to listen, but then you'd still get ignored for being a discount less funny Kayla
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>>6225984
welcome back feefs i guess
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>>6225983
How did you know though?
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>>6225978
>Wanting to be the the active sexual partner
Totally not tru-trans.
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>>6225978
bc that's my preference I want my bf to take the lead. I don't have much interest at all in domming or being the one leading.

>>6225980
well I'm usually out with friends or at work so I'm not here as often as you think. it's just I crave princess moap attention ;~;
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>>6225987
>less funny Kayla
but that's not possible
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>>6225657
But sir, will you help me with occlumency
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>>6225990
Countless years hunting them down. It's not all bad. You just have a predisposition towards being mean.
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Holy shit. I just realized this place had made me way more self conscious and depressed. You guys are all nuts.

I pass fine naturally at 25 with 5 months hrt. I just realized how reading about everyone's problems makes me assimilate them into my own experience.

Maybe that's why that research came out recently that linked social media to depression. Anyways, this long lurking anon is out, peace hons. Sincere thanks for all the info I learned though about hormones, faggots, degeneracy, AGP, trips, and anime poster filth....

<3
this anon
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>>6225943
Spoken like a true sissy fetishist.
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>>6225977
Yes, that's precisely what I mean, you're the femmy twink and I'm the strong man that takes care of you.

Do you cook? I could be the breadwinner and you could do the cooking, and at the end of every day I would pick you up, carry you upstairs and cuddle you as my little spoon
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>>6225982
I'm not you anon, so I don't really know what to say. in my experience I've had that happen before, it's not sexual it's just a random erection. idk. and like of course it's awful, having a penis is awful in general. that's probably why you're feeling bad maybe?
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>>6225956
I also used to have a bad drug problem. I used to take 60ish mg of adderall a day for about 6 months... also did a fuck ton of opiates (dilaudid, morphine, w.e. i could get my hands on) until I switched over to IV dope for a period of time when I was in college. Bad times... Definitely some bad repression. Now I'm dealing with this shit full force again and I'm drinking all of the time and I eat benzedrex inhalers, take kratom, and fuck around on my Oculus Rift all day. Shit is awful dude.
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>>6225978
Feeling loved and desired is not boring. I get wet just by bf telling me that he owns me (in a loving way).
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>>6225999

oh and wtf is up with femboys???????????????
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>>6225999
>You guys are all nuts.
Congratulations. How long did it take you to realise that?
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>visiting grandmother in the hospital
>she has pneumonia and isn't expected to recover
>tells me I'm a sweet boy
>says I have to find a girl as sweet as I am
Well I guess it's time to be a lesbian
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>>6225989
lol not even close, fayes hoe has made way too many enemies for that to give me away
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>>6225992
As anon said before, Faye is a retarded old man who took his crossdressing fetish too far.
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>>6226010
all of 10 seconds
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>>6225998
Not all of us children are mean. o.o dont hate me for bein slimey Sirona. Im nice. Really.
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>>6225771
I think you should do something about that chin
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>>6226001
elanna P L S I'm trying to focus on my video games but I'm on the verge of a nosebleed now!
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>>6226014
now im genuinely curious we may have some things in common
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>>6226004
it was an erection caused directly by me doing something to help further myself from the body I hate, its not huge deal or anything but it just doesn't settle right with me. it certainly won't affect me, though
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>>6226016
Then why did you stick around?

To quote CS Lewis

“But I don’t want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can’t help that," said the Cat: "we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad."
"How do you know I’m mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn’t have come here.”

>>6226017
I only hunt the mean ones. I trust you'll stay on my good side anon.
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>>6225771
>caitlyn jenner starter pack
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>>6225993
Theres nothing wrong with coming here, to be fair. Id rather come here than deal with other trannies irl at a support group. But most of the time I only open up this thread because /cgl/ is sloooooooooooow..

>>6226000
Can you be into sissy stuff and still be tru-trans? No one has even tried to give me an answer yet but Im pretty sure its gonna be, "No."
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>>6225793
>>6225815
here comes the hugboxing susanites/hons
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>>6226027
CS Lewis? What am I saying. That's Lewis Carol. I'm getting tired.
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>>6226027
Depends if you sew me something cute.
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>>6226022
i dont trip anymore because of her, shes too popular now so people just blindly support her when she says to hate me
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>>6226028
Honestly laughed
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>>6225992
>>6226008
>>6226000
>>6225993
It's 2016 a girl can have an active sexuality, and coming from a straight guy who has mostly dated straight women, nobody outside of the fetish community labels it, or even thinks about it being masculine or feminine. You just fuck and have a good time as partners, yknow?
>>6226015
>>6226014
>caring about anons on 4chan
Literally who
Literally why
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>>6226035
>if you sew me something cute.
So someone remembered huh? Well, if I ever get that skilled, sure!
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>>6225911
>Honestly that is a yuge tell for a transgirl. It is uncanny how model like transgirls walk.
Wait, really?

>tfw having a more elegant, feminine style of walking / moving in general was one of the things I was looking forward to being able to do with transition, but even that could out me as trans, apparently
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>>6226005
>adderall
>dillies
>heroin
Yikes, I'm glad you're off the hard stuff even if you're right back into the benzedrex and drinking. Why are you back into it? Weren't you clean for a while?

It's the fucking worst to feel like you have to be taking something..
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>>6226008
Post ur face I wanna see ur fillers. I might get some too after ffs
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>>6226037
when was this?
i dont think she ever told anyone to hate you
kira, sheen, rawr, kayla, angie?
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>>6225956
Ayeee, that's not a lot. Don't you get tired and just sleep the day away anyway? You don't have anything to do, so why aren't you at least living healthily? e A e

Doesn't sound that great, your history. But hey, you actually survived that segment of your life, and you even grew from it! So that's like, totally on you. You're awesome!

>40 lbs

C-cute

Also, I don't really know a lot of technical terms because I just recently started. But I usually do lower back, butt, legs. Then pecs, chest, abs and I have no idea what the English word for side abs is.

I try to go 4 times a week and do the two routines one after one. Usually just sets of 15 at different devices. Whenever I have time I do deadlift of about 20-30 kilo. But not without someone to check my posture, cuz I'm a noob and don't want back pains.
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>>6226040
yes I know that but youre not getting it

i
dont
want
to
do
that

how is that hard to understand??? if some girls wanna fine that's on them more power to them. but I wanna be the sub and have bf take the lead. it's like you're being dense on purpose or something
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>>6226040
Daily reminder you can't be tru-trans unless you submit to man, its in Genesis yo. Women who try to top get turned into demons.
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>>6226040
>current year
>not domming your cis boyfriend
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>>6226045
You kinda just have to be bland and inconspicuous
That's my opinion though, and it might not count so much now that I've been called "sir" three times by the staff in this panera
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>>6226045
Its not about being elegant, its about being graceful and not in an obvious way.

So, being as natural as you can be while keeping typical feminine mannerisms are the key. Overly dramatic calls attention.

Essentially, practice at not looking practiced.
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i applied to a job two days ago that i really really want and they havent responded back. do you guys think they hate me?
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>>6226040
>reverse psychology to get anons to reveal themselves
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>>6226061
I wont say out of fear of being attacked, when /mtfg/ stops being obsessed with dragqueen prostitutes I will come forward.
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>>6226064
Sign me up for demon sorceress. Yaaass.
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All this talk about submission is...

>tfw no bf to pin you down by the arms, put all his weight on top of you and force you to focus on kissing him

- making me thi WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? ELANNA! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
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>>6226072
Have you called to check? Employers like go getters like that.
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>>6226076
you sound paranoid, are you sure she's not just a better and more interesting person than you?
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>>6226086
you're so autistic
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>>6226076
no offense to edie but i seriously doubt thats going to happen
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>>6226086
>tfw he holds you down and starts being rough
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>>6226001
oh my gosh, thats just perfect! I cant cook YET, but I guess if youre the breadwinner, I am going to have to become the best cook EVER for (you)
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>>6226090
trip on clownface
youre so obvious
trying to get me to reveal myself for more ridicule? I hope you get shot you fucking cunt havent you already done enough?
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>>6226092
And you're boring anon. Get a sense of humour would you?
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>>6226098
I wish my bf would fuck me harder, choke me, and not cum for at least 5 minutes
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>>6226072

Never take job application stuff personally. Try a follow-up call maybe, GL
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>>6226110
your bf cums in less than 5 minutes? LOLOLOL im sorry
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>>6226110
I honestly feel for you having to deal with a minute man
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>>6226107
I-I'm just pretending to be retarded
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>>6226110
>tfw he cums on your face
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>>6226121
Sure

Shall I continue to be lewd? Some people seem to be enjoying that, and I'm not as pure and innocent as I let on...
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>>6226058
Yeah, I got a burglary charge for trying to steal morphine from an ambulance, but I got a slap on the wrist for it because I'd never been in trouble before and I was actually doing really good in school. So I wanted to get clean and move on and I have been for about 2 years. But dysphoria comes back... now I'm trying to get high again because escapism.
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>>6226062
I'm trying not to get into the habit of sleeping during the day, it's a slippery slope and I really don't want to turn into a long term neet. And yeah, it's mostly in the past new. A few relapses here and there but I've been mostly functional for the last 5 years. Thanks ^^

>C-cute
I'm basically starting from the ground up lol. Estrogen is a hell of a drug, and girls that don't work out don't have much strength. x.x

>4 times a week
You work out more than I, I work out every other day with occasional missed days. I don't have that kind of discipline unfortunately, nor do I like going to the gym so I'm limited to dumbbell exercises. I don't actually know the term for side abs either. I assume you mostly use machines if you go to the gym right?

>>6226072
Apply to more places, job hunting is about blanketing your resume and hoping for an interview.
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By the way, is anyone else here wearing a diaper right now?
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>>6226061
obviously not sheen or kira, angie or rawr seem most likely since kayla hasn't dropped trip
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>>6226129
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>>6226129
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>>6226129
Oh for.

Pike off triple faggot, I don't like having to use a secure trip!
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>>6226129

you've gone too far this time
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>>6226116
Yea....
>>6226118
I do too
>>6226122
His cum is kinda watery, so I'm not really into that either

Kill me
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>>6226123
You can be lewd to me if you use your brogue.. o.o
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>>6226062
>>6226127
obliques
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>>6226123
god you're autistic

can you talk like a human being
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>>6226040
>TFW Faye pays more attention to anons and gives you no (you)s because she literally doesn't know who the fuck sass is.

Life is dukkha
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>>6226129
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>>6226146
i know who you are! unfortunately nobody knows who i am so that's not worth much
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>>6226153
>unfortunately nobody knows who i am
why do you think that?
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>>6226153
i know who you are quid :3
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>>6226139
>tfw bfs cum is thick and salty
Think im getting into the tmi area now.
So like, after me and my bf have been going at it a while I get that feeling you get after dumping a lot of spicy food. Is there any way to prevent this?
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>>6226103
Let's make this happen. I'll take care of (You) <3

>>6226124
Why not stop repressing instead of going down that path again? You owe it to yourself to give yourself a shot, if it doesn't pan out you can start into the drugs again right? Worth a shot.

>>6226143
Thanks
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>>6225937
>get back from dinner
>see this
if a guy with a face like this (with scar) was tall and got built,
i would desu.
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>>6226162
Try wearing a diaper.
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>>6226066
Yeah, true.
I dunno, I guess it's just that part of me wants to indulge in all the really feminine things that I didn't get to when I was younger, so it can be disappointing when I realize that I have to do X thing in a more "bland" way if I don't want to stand out as a weird old hon.

>>6226070
Ok, thanks. I'll keep that in mind.
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>>6226129
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>>6226167
Well, that's enough /mtfg/ for today.
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>>6226167
The only place for diaperfags is being openly gay in isis-land.
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>>6226153
Let's be unpopular together!

>>6225973
Trump has lots of things and can be your dream boyfriend for all I care. What he does not have is:

1. Class
2. Good taste
3. Good intentions.
4. Good ideas
5. Experience at not failing
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>>6226153
You're the best girl though

Idgi
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>>6226180
ok quid trip on
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>>6226168
Don't worry about it
I always look like I'm trying really hard to walk
Like, I understand the principle of walking, but it's very difficult to do in a way that doesn't twist or pull on my fucked up shins
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>>6226183
I'm not quid tho
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I want to savagely beat some of you people to death.
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>tfw soiled dipes
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>>6226190
me first please
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>>6226190
Me first? Please?
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>>6226127
>it's a slippery slope

And I want off this riiiiide.

5 years tho. That's like... wow. And you STILL don't feel like an adult. Honestly, you can be pretty proud of yourself.

Never knew Estrogen was. Thank god I never started hormones to combat my balding scalp and boost my vanity.

But most guys think it's cute. It boosts their sense of masculinity when their girl can't carry as many shopping bags or runs out of breath faster than they do.

It's probably part of the reason why Rogan is into you.

And well, I do want to get big. And discipline is a huge problem for me. Going to the gym isn't an issue because I don't see it as a chore. But eating right is just not going well. Eat big to get big, and I'm just not eating big enough ;-;

I need to cash in more on calories or I'll stay slenderman forever.

But yeah, I mostly use the machines. I'm not confident enough to use free weights yet. It requires some really good posture and decent back muscles to pull off properly. And I just don't have either of those yet.

I see you tlaking about job hunting. Reminds me, how is yours going?
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>>6226190
Could you start with the diaperfag impersonator?
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>>6226163
That's a pretty good perspective. I absolutely want to get on hormones ASAP. I think you're 100% right that I should at least try... It's just hard to deal with all of the bullshit that transitioning brings with it. That's a lot of what has contributed to me going back to drugs. ty for listening elanna <3
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>>6226191
It's a good feel.
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>>6226143
I don't comprehend. What are you trying to tell me?
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>>6226163
it would be so perfect!!

sadly Ive to go for a while now
ttyl <3

>>6226190
god I WISH this was a possibility
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>>6226208
Ciao Phien-chan!
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>>6226190
Willst thou startest with the diaperfag impersonator?
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>>6226146
I don't know who you are since you aren't recorded in the mtfg yearbook
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>>6226213
Kindly fuck off
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>>6226060
No way I got them 3 hour ago i look really awful now. I'll post in several days.

Here have pre fillers
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>>6226213
Stop impersonating me. I just want to share my love of diapees with the world.
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>>6226190
>>6226190
But before you strike the final blow, promise me you'll look with disgust into my eyes and say:

You're AGP
>>
Oh sweet Baphomet there's two of them.

HELP. HELP, I MIGHT NEED TO CHANGE MY NAME... AGAIN.

Seriously, this is a bad joke.
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>>6226160
cause of my (You) deficiency ; ;

>>6226161
hihi :3

>>6226177
aww yeah

>>6226180
no u

>>6226189
all anons are quid
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>>6225783
holy shit this is hilarious what is this? this is literally autism pride right here
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>>6226186
Aw, that sucks.

And yeah, I guess I was kinda making a mountain out of a mole hill there.
I mean, I don't think anyone is gonna be able to clock someone as trans by the way they walk, unless their walk is ostentatious and weird, and/or they wear heels but suck at walking in them.
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>>6226221
Fucketh thineself, uncouth swine!
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Oh sweet Baphomet there's two of them.

HELP. HELP, I MIGHT NEED TO CHANGE MY NAME... AGAIN.

Seriously, this is a bad joke.
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>>6226229
prob because you havent posted yourself in a very long time
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>>6226198
Your typing style is very similar to my own. At first I thought it was just the grammar, but it's the structure. I ran it through anonymouth and it is 65% similar to this message.

I should get back into rock climbing, but it was terrifying me because dysphoria.
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>>6226229
heya what's up today my fellow American? ^_^v
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>>6226237
I only worship Ghod.

>The Great Hummingbird Octopus Dragon.

She is PURE EVIL. We Beseech thee in OUR BLOOD.
>>
REMEMBER ME?

YOU BETTER DO!
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>>6226243
Are you the dude who just posted "obliques"?

And well, if our typing style is similar, maybe we have something else in common. Who might you be?
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>>6226251
Who even are you
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I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty & witty aaaand TRANSBIAN AGP FETISHIST
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Tfw I just spent over 3 hours learning makeup with another trans woman
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>>6226236
*teleports behind you*
*neck chops*
sorry kid, when you wake up you'll understand
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>>6226214
>MFW I'm in the official Dollface mtfg 2016 yearbook tho.
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>>6226251
tfw i remember

hey uncle
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And I pity any WHITE CISHET SHITLORD who isn't me tooooodayyyy~
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>>6226258
2 more years of HRT and you won't be calling AGP a fetish you'll be crying over your cock. :( I'm sorry

>>6226265
I'll bet they don't feel similar.
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>>6226263
(hint, check the tripcode)

Yup. 's good to be back!
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>>6226259
thought you already knew
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>>6226258
cute af desu
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>>6226198
Yes, I'm hard on myself and probably won't feel like an adult until I'm working a 9-5 job and living on my own. I'll try to keep perspective though.

That's honestly good you didn't get on estrogen for balding or vanity though, I mean unless you wanted to go the femboy route. There's so many other effects other than just looking prettier and preventing hair loss, it causes major muscle atrophy, you grow boobs etc. Good news if you're trans, not so much if you're cis.

Honestly I kinda liked being frail for a while, it helped make me more secure in my femininity I guess, and guys seemed to think it was cute yeah. Nowadays it's just an inconvenience though, I actually needed to get guys to open jars for me and stuff ;~;

Bulking shouldn't feel like a chore, if you want to gain just find foods that you like and eat a lot of them. High calorie foods are so tasty, although a dirty bulk isn't supposed to be that good for you. Is there any really greasy or high calorie food that you enjoy?

Job hunting is going kinda crappy still. No callbacks yet, just silence. There was a large fire that caused an evacuation of the city of Fort Mcmurray this past week so right now I'm competing with 50 thousand new people that just entered the job market, it feels a bit hopeless ;~;

>>6226201
Anytime anon. I know it's hard to deal with all the bullshit but in the end it's worth it. Drugs numb but they don't fix anything ;_;

>>6226208
Bye sophie <3
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>>6226265
Fringe hair from back of the head is a no no :( ....
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>>6226272
Hey elanna
haven't spoken to you in a while
how are you?
how was your date last sunday?
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>>>6226263
(hinteth, checketh mine tripcode)

Indeed. 's good to be back!
>>
http://www.msn.com/en-gb/money/technology/scientists-have-finally-proven-that-there-is-life-after-death-but-we-might-not-be-going-to-heaven/ar-BBtef9I?li=BBoPWjQ&ocid=wispr

well that's pretty horrifying, maybe suicide isn't a good idea then...
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>>6226275
It's actually from the side of my head anon. I'm totes into extreme combovers these days. Titchbits finds them irresistible
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>>6226281
>>6226251
which is the original one i didnt pay attention the trip code ;-;
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>>6226272
I'm up all night NEET age 25. I only just figured out I was trans and now it's crisis management mode and I have no ego to hide under. It's awful. I don't even wanna dream about what having a fucking 9-5 is going to be like. I hate it. I want to just not ever work and die.
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>>6226240
maybe when I feel less uggo

>>6226245
not too much! just trying to catch up on sleep with limited success

and came out to my favorite bartender the other day cause someone was like "that [quid] guy wants to be a girl" and she was like whaaa and asked me
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>>6226288
Can you stop t raging for 5 seconds please?
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>>6226289
This one. I'm taking a break. If anons want to impersonate both my trips, I'm going to take a break from the thread and go play WOT

Also, I don't think I've ever spoken in Ye Olde English.
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>>6226295
ugh iktf x. x you're pre hrt rn?, =o
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>>6226289
I am and also who here /stewing and brewing/?
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>>6226302
you really dont know quid do you
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>>6226289
Verily, 'tis mine! Thine friend or acquaintance, Agony Uncle!
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>>6226297
But then how will I accomplish sick beefcake STRENGTH gains from all the weights I crush down at the muscle gym anon ;o;
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>>6226255
No. I'm the dude who hates being a dude who doesn't have a trip and feels to old for the kids club here (not talking down -- I've just been out of touch with the culture).
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>>6226304
>>6226307

why are you bullying sirona? although i admit it is pretty funny
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Can someone explain in detail to me what the fuck is going in this thread
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>>6226312
STEWING AND BREWING
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>>6226311
Because they type like an autistic sperg who learned to how to talk with people from watching television.

Also I'm convinced he's another Robin.
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>>6226312
i don't know. i think one of the trips is being bullied?
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>>6226312
anons bullied faye till she left
anons tried to shame edie
anons bullied korra a bit
anons moved on to sirona
all the while elanna and sophie are having a yuri escapade
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why are anons so mean?? :(
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>>6226318
oh and this is maddiexcyba last day in paradise
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>>6226270
I know basic stuff.
I want to take a more advanced approach to it
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>>6226318
>yuri

it was yaoi!
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>>6226271
Thank you thank you! ^o^

>>6226268
I'm actually a TRUTRANSBIAN okay?! And I'll have you know I write for several Wordpress blogs that receive up to 10 views a month sometimes :0
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>>6226312
We are talking about diapees.
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>>6226272
How long did it take before hrt made you frail and weak?

I was gonna only do cardio and try to stay as skinny as possible until the ~6 month mark. Do you think I'd notice a big drop in strength by then?
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>>6226278
Hey! I'm doing pretty ok, kinda hungry and bored but not wanting to eat too much before heading to D&D.
Date on sunday went well, the trans talk went well, but in the end I decided that there really wasn't any chemistry between the guy and I. Good experience though, enjoyed myself, and at least got a little experience with coming out to someone who doesn't know.

How are you anon? Also, which anon are you ^^

>>6226290
When you deal with the dysphoria and actually start down the path of transition it becomes a lot easier to imagine. You'll get there.

>>6226318
*yaoi tyvm
We're both boys
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>>6226312
People with anxiety, depression, repressed or deviant or rare sexuality(s), and a comorbid cocktail of other sociological and psycholocal and especially economical struggles.

We are lost souls born in the wrong bodies and instead of being SJWs and posting about our problems and DEMANDING repsect and attention, we stick to our little boy-girl-boy-girl club and talk about kawaii animoot and other bullshit because having an actual social life is honestly so terrifying, at this point it's not worth it until our bodies get a little bigger and our egos heal over after the scabs of our boy personalities got ripped off.

So all that frustration and fear and bullshit gets projected here in the form of passive aggressive insults, self loathing speeches, etc. Assume each bubble is a small clip of an anime where we're just being dramatic and some of the people here don't watch enough of it to understand the culture and so it gets a hybrid of "in club" and "people here" and the occassional rogue troll who is usually a 15 year old kid scottland giggling saying "HAHA YOU WERIDOS WITH PENISES HAHAHAH!!!"

>>6226327
is this trolling?
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>>6226327
shit i sorta want to look like you/red after hrt. It would be literally perfect.
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>>6226302
I had to quit hrt for a while ><

right now I'm at 15 months or so, cumulative

showed her pictures of me before testosterone poisoning rewound my progress and she was like whaaaaaat, will that make my tits bigger too lol
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>>6226330
It took about a year, although during that time I was pretty much starving myself on the regular. Muscle only atrophies quickly if you eat a low protein diet while also on HRT or just go anorexic. I expect you could maintain strength to 6 months if you exercise and eat enough protein.
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>>6226332
D&D as in Dungeons and Dragons??
I'm glad you had a good time and I hope it gives you more confidence for the future.

And I would say I'm the anon who always flirts with you, but then again I think there are like a million anons who do that, so....
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>>6226333
I'm copying this and putting it in one of the first posts of the next thread. It's a good description of this fucked up hell hole.
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>>6226339
This is me right now. I went from 135 strong as fuck rock climber to 97 lbs (desperately under weight). I never go on a scale. Not ever. The doctors told me, I knew something was wrong so I brought myself in.

I'd been doing that shit for like 2 years before connecting the dots I'm supposed to just be a girl. If I liked boys this would have been solved when I was like 16. now I'm 25 :0
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>>6226333
truth bomb right here
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>>6226335
Thats sweet of you to say! : ]
I'm only 7 months atm but Im p happy with what progress I've made. Don't fret too much, once you get past that 3rd month mark HRT just flies by.

>>6226333
<Titchbits> R u avin a giggle m8
<Aife> M-maybe
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>>6226337
oh mb mb the story made it seem like pre hrt ^^ sorry and yeah I know how much it sux to have to quit that's why I ended up detransitioning a few years back ><

are you back on hrt now?
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>>6226346
>I went from 135 strong as fuck rock climber to 97
yikes. are you better now?
also as much as you wish you'd started at 16, better 25 than in your 40s
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>>6226352
woah just 7? damn. Im still pre, starting whenever the fucking package arrives, which should be this weekend (spiro) and next weekend progynova

excited like never before :3
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>>6226333
painfully accurate
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>>6226339
Hm, makes sense.

I do plan to put on some weight (both fat and muscle) eventually, but I wanted to wait till I've been on hrt for a while first, so that the weight I put on can be more femininely distributed.
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weeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
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>>6226369
When you finish uni?
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>>6226350
At least I know I'm on point and my writing career and journalist ventures may not have been fraudulent. I burn my entire wood tower boy personality down recently, I'm currently sifting through ashes. I'm building my framework up in steel next time, but right now I'm still clearing the rubble like some twin tower shit.

>>6226359
Yes, but only in that death is not a real option anymore. The suicidal ideation has not really subsided, but it's less strong than I remember it. When I didn't know why I was doing these things to myself, I formed some very nasty habits -- this includes drug abuse, annorexia (I never even realized that could happen to me at all I had no idea it was even happening, I just knew "All food is rotten always"). I'm a wreck, but I'm (without bragging) about a billion light years smarter than the average peasant. I'm more than certain just mental fortitude (I'm not a fedora) will get me through picking up slack of emotional instability (like a fedora).

I'm going to travel the country with my guitar while on HRT. I have the privledge of supportive white parents in NY(state) so the money isn't going to be a problem. I want to grow up free, not a slave to get treatment. They're paying for that instead of my last year of college (I dropped out of high school, and college, and everything else in life).

I'm literally at nothing. I even spent all of my old money "before I was gonna die". I now realize I'm gonna be a woman, not dead. And now I'm like FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK because I spent all that money and shit :P

But I bought some LSD

>>6226369
I know my writing is on point and I'm going to travel and blog and vlog and not try to priss out and give "female" tips, but explicitly reach out to early questioning archetypes and just deviants like me in general who never fit a mold.

Anyone know Johhny Hobo? If you haven't heard him you should. I don't know if he's trans.

I need another bowl. -sigh-
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>>6226332
>before heading to D&D.
>tfw no mtfg d&d game nights ;-;
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>>6226379
mid june

>>6226382
get a mflb
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>>6226364
I have a few helpful tips for you if you're interested. Some tidbits I wish I knew before HRT.
1) Avoid mirrors for the first month - You're going to want HRT to transform you over night. HRT changes you very very slowly. Any "changes" you're likely to see in the first month are likely to be in your mind. Plus its torture if you focus on how long it takes.

2. Be ready for Weeks 2-4 (for me it was my 2nd and 3rd week of HRT) - This is usually when your testosterone nosedives but your estrogen levels haven't caught up. Your mood becomes super unstable for a bit until the estrogen kicks in. I cried for a week.

3. Focus on voice, focus on fashion, focus on job, focus on coming out, focus on learning make up, focus on literally everything except HRT. HRT will do its thing naturally no matter how much you want it to speed up or slow down. You dont want to be the man-voiced girl in 8 months after you start.

4. Dont post pre-HRT picture on mtfg. In fact dont post any pictures of yourself on mtfg until 4 months+ and if you feel confident in it. It'll tank your self-esteem.

5. Do take pictures of yourself every month. Putting together a timeline is a really easy and enjoyable way to track your practice from month to month.

Hope that helps! ^^
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>>6226386
>playing D&D
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tfw no cute gf to talk about the winter war with
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wait... Maki posts in femgen now?
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>>6226272
You should. You even forget that you've transitioned. And while I don't know how you look, you're evidentially passing with guys hitting on you and whatnot. So you underwent a huge transformation and came out successful. So yah, you guys don't give this trans thing enough credit imo.

But yeah, I think the femboy meme is terrible and anyone who succumbed to it is going to have a really bad time when they start aging like a real human bean.

>guys to open jars for me and stuff

That's like, maximum gf material for straight guys, haha. But ey, I think if you've started wanting to be strong by yourself, that makes you more of a woman.

I guess I really like mayo with fries. But it's just, I don't have a big appetite and have overeaten in the past. I'll have to get some dietary advice from a professional before I continue.

Sounds lovely. Best of luck to you :/ But I doubt all of those 50 thousand all had degrees in STEM? Aren't you being a liiiiittle pessimistic? Apart from that, women are asked for in STEM fields. Like, it might sound shitty, but use your objectification to your advantage! :L
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>>6226332
>*yaoi tyvm
>We're both boys
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Who here /making America great again/?
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to the real sirona
you are lovely
- anon
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>>6226382
it wiped out half my post in a copy-paste error.

I bought some LSD and I plan to travel to different music festivals as a promoter, photographer, writer, and hopefully someday actual musician [We'll see what 10 years not allowed to practice in a self made prison will yield]. My goal is to sit down with kids ages 18 - 25 and really discuss this issue with them while I have the privledge of at least being able to hide behind my boy personality, before I become a freak.

I plan to spread the good word of spiritual freedom etc. I tried Buddhism and self acceptance. And the acceptance is to transform myself. I wish people could respect that.

I also plan to start a legit cult as a kinda joke, kinda serious principled way to live

>Spirit and souls are a major thing
>native american (nature) ritualism and druidic roots
>No marraige or slavery or corporate cock sucking
>Free love


All the cliche 1960/70's WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T OUR PARENTS KEEP FIGHTING for it type of stuff.

>>6226392
I have in my "Go-back" (the adventure sports bag i've brought across the country feeling way stronger than I actually am {I never did the boots anarchy pitbull tough girl shit I wanted to - I hid at my mom's house}) a different vape with a glass tube, I forgot the name. But I like it bettter -- but truthfully I just smoke a bowl now because it gets me high and I've reckless abandoned myself. The way I see it it can't be worse than cigarettes.


>>6226407
Which one has the penis? and how does the one of you with a penis feel about the penis and how does the other feel about the penis? Or both penises. I ask because I'm a penis-lesbian
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>>6226407
>reading about a fascist con artist
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>>6226399
>5. Do take pictures of yourself every month. Putting together a timeline is a really easy and enjoyable way to track your practice from month to month.
I regret not going that :\

>>6226401
actually I've never played it but it always seems fun, as kind of a way to get a group of people together. idk
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>>6226399
>4 months+ and if you feel confident in it.
Too late for me.

>>6226410
I'm sure she's still around.
Watching... always watching...
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>>6226411
My penis is inverted and cyba sticks her penis inside it
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>>6226419
Where can I find pictures of this? Not for sexual gratification -- it doesn't have to be a picture of you. Just something not really in a medical journal, up close.

When you say inverted are we talking birth defect (I'm sorry if yes) - or post surgical operation?

Are there respect boundaries on this forum that I'm not aware of? I don't mean to pry, I don't have a good social understanding of /lgbt/ circa 2016. I'm like an 05' /b/tard.
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>>6226407
you know it

>>6226412
but they're reading about Donald Trump not Hillary Clinton, you're confused
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>tfw afraid this will be my life forever
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>>6226428
Nice try
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>>6226399
ill do 5 and 1 and 2, and instead of 3 ill have to figure out ways to not make it look like im on hrt. im stealthing the transition for 1 year
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Is this a decent beginners makeup tutorial?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ntj8lF17_w
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I'm unironically gonna vote for trump if hillary gets the nomination
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>>6226426
You could definitely call my dick a birth defect
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>>6226436
Hillary is bent, way way worse than Trump
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>>6226441
ugh the puppet show :(
Go watch a documentary on the FIAT system and then watch a documentary on Feudalism in Japan and the way it REALLY worked and you'll be like "oh fuck work in general" and then you can come join my commune and we'll all live happy ever after until the cool-aide.
If someone gives me a very specific sexual kink i'll write some erotica. It's what I'm good at.
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>>6226441
>not voting 3rd party
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>>6226407
>MFW Trump fleeces America when president.
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>>6226447
That's not really what I meant. I think everyone here would consider the cock a defect. Mine just happens to work properly is what I'm saying. I suppose intersex would have been a better question. I asked the same (I'm autistic) question to someone at the "pride" center but HE said HE started as a girl with a proper vagina and my entire world-view was shattered in that moment.

That feel when I was raised in a cult.
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>>6226451
i dont understand any of this

>>6226454
i like trump tho
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>>6226457
I'm a girl but I started as a boy
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>tfw no mtfg tranny commune with bfs for everyone in the frozen north of canada in a post apocalyptic world with the world's best tranny minds working on artificial pregnancy or eternal life in artificial cis girl bodies
._.
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>>6226467
Maybe in the next Fallout DLC... but probably not.
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>>6226465
I'm a """"""""""girl""""""""""
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>>6226467
>best tranny minds
It'd be like.. Ben Barres.. and thats it (unless FTMs don't count)
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>>6226344
Yup, dungeons and dragons, I've been playing with my ex and a few other people for the past few months
Yeah there's a lot of anons that I flirt with lol, but I generally can remember specific conversations, it's how I can keep track of anons. I like to know who I'm talking to ;-;

>>6226386
;-;

>>6226406
Thank you for posting that, I had that image at the back of my head the whole time kek

>>6226372
Yeah that makes sense, are you trying to remain closeted during the first few months?

>>6226405
It's so long in the past at this point now that I'm sort of starting to forget transition as being a hurdle. It was a huge deal at the time and it's easily the hardest thing I've ever done but now it's getting to the point where I ask myself "what have you done lately?" I suppose that's more a sign of being an adult than not being one yet though. I maintain that a number of femboys are also repressed trannies, although it's hard to say how many of them are.

Also, straight guys are weird, wanting frailness just because it makes them feel more manly. Idk, feels like it would be nice to at least feel like I could put up a good fight.

>mayo with fries
That's so european, I've never tried mayo on fries though. Is it good? I used to dip my fries in ranch dip for some reason. Have you seen a dietician before?

Also, yeah, not many of those 50 thousand people have a degree in STEM but a lot of them have experience, something I lack ;~;
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>>6226414
It's fun, I'm really starting to like mine, I hated it at the beginning.

>>6226437
Dont worry too much about stealth-ing transition. All you gotta do is avoid any huge "Im a girl"/"I am not a cis guy" red flags and act like its everyone else's fault for assuming you're a girl. So don't shape/shave your eyebrows, dont worry any makeup except foundation, concealer, or BB cream. Get a tube top bra (basically a strapless sports bra) that you can wear in public (most people will just assume youre fat or your chest puffs out because you do pushups, not many people jump straight to OMG YOU HAVE TITS since its rare lol), and wear androgynous clothes.
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>>6226305
what's that supposed to mean, anon? i've never talked about this before, so are you one of the trolls from way back who thought i was just a chaser posing who never got on hrt? :P

>>6226354
yup! been back on for a little while now

It sucks because the only reason anyone knows is I was on the verge of fulltime, presenting in public half the time, when I had to go back in the closet

so I don't even know who I'm out to and who I'm not ><
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>>>/wsg/1089998
this is the face of trutrans.
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>>6226471
and me
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>>6226472
mayo on fries is godly, honestly try it. And ik this will sound weird but i sorta like mixing mayo and ketchup into one thing and eating fries with that, more mayo than ketchup tho. its prob the most eurofag thing ever
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>>6226476
>hrt does nothing the timeline
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>>6226460
The US banking and by extension monetary system is based on digital currency on a digital stock exchanges. It is supposed to be tied to the price of oil, but increasingly that is less true. It's a totally fabricated currency that the PEASANTS use and the LORDS DO NOT. It's the same as Japan's old fraudlent system where there was no gold to back up the money. I'm a money thief. Being a tranny didn't make me a good person, it make me an autistic neurotic despondent bitter repressed paranoid delusional kike lover who studies politics.

Suffice to say, I lived the lie pretty much right up to the line where I would have been Patrick Bateman from American Psycho and snapped. My reality was always a fiction. I used to tell people I worked for Homeland Security. I used to behave similar to the kid from MR. ROBOT. I justified my theft and misbehavior as revolting against the system, but I was really just revolting against myself.

That doesn't mean I can't break security systems into little tiny pieces though :( I would have rather been having sex those sleepless nights I spent studying security manuals and previously classified documents.

>>6226465
I wouldn't have guessed that. I think it's the style of makeup you wear so well. Are your boobs gonna grow :3?
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>>6226484
post CV
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>>6226486
oh god I do this and I'm american

garlic aioli is best fry dip tho
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>tfw there is so much stuff I want to buy
>tfw can't buy it because saving up for surgery

REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>6226487
I know right? It's basically like one of those evolution skeleton displays but in reverse.
>tfw no homo habilus to keep u warm at night and gather nuts & berries for
Why even stand-up right :'(
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>>6226494
I was kidding. I have like zero experience

idk I have a masters degree in electronics engineering tho. and I plan on phd some day in biomedical engineering/neuroscience
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>>6226490
This amount of autism is startling. I bet you can see the life bar of normies walking on the street, right?
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>>6226476
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>>6226476
yup, i wear andro clothes and look a bit faggy now anyway, so i hope no one will notice. and ill do no concelear since my skin doesnt give me that much dysphoria. Im honestly doing this rn just to stop further masculinaization, so i can fully transition once i move to the us

thanks for the advice f-am ^^
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>>6226483
that's terrifying. There's a corpse-snatching grandma feeding on young boys
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>>6226490
They already have desu
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>>6226487
looks like it could've all been taken on the same day, just with different clothes + angles
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>>6226486
Inb4 Evitanon claims Salsa Golf was invented by Argentinians.
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>>6226515
This isn't anime :0

>>6226516
No worries! Good luck! ^^
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>>6226521
>tfw almost have boobs this big at 6.5 months
n i c e
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>>6226472
I don't actually know what D&D is tbf
do you have to cosplay for it? I feel like you ought to be dressed up as a princess or something.

Uhm...the last time I was speaking to you was when I was trying tobe supportive and say your date probably didn't actually clock you? This was before sunday obvs.
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>>6226521
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>>6226521
How long have you been using hormones and what's your regime?
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>>6226533
Can you fuck off please? I'm asking you nicely
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>>6226472
Oh, shit yeah, I'm the one who wants you to be my dom? But now I think everyone wants you to be their dom ):
BUT I WAS THE FIRST ONE I SWEAR
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>>6226512
Why do STEM kids type like retards?

>runs into room
>cups hands around mouth
>deep breath in
>....
>FLAME WAR!!!!!!

>>6226513
I wouldn't call it a life bar so much as a disgusting pit in my stomach when I know someone is bullshitting. I can spot rapists and pedophiles a mile away. My brain used to hatch escape plans like Jason Bourne. When I was 13, joining the CIA was a very very real thing to me. When I was 16, I gave up that dream and switched over to Air Force intelligence as the new dream. By 18 things were already starting to slide away from me and I lost touch with reality pretty shortly after and fell into an autistic repressive state that lasted the better part of half a decade. Suffice to say, I am not as well in the head as I'd had loved to believe I was.

I let myself thrive off others and my own lies. I didn't really have much of a choice, or so i tell myself. My alternative female self never got a chance to grow.

I'll tell you though, I know the security protocol for just about every law enforcement agency, how to wire a house up with wifi, how to root an android, how to navigate through just about anything with lies and pandering (Social engineer manuals starting from age 15 about Kevin Mitnick etc).

I tried growing into a malicious hacker, it didn't work.

I wanna be a cute little cute who just goes on nature hikes with other cute girls :|

I never had real friends.

Ironically, I'm not bad looking, and that's always helped. I'm as sharp as the razor blades I used to play with it and hurt myself with :< Just as hot as the fires that I used to burn myself with and just as able and ready to apply first aide and advanced suturing techniques to my soul when I get broken down....so I told myself.

Here I am laying in the same bathroom on the same laptop age 25 NEET.

Kill me? I'm too weak to just get it over with, I have too many cyborg dystopian cyberpunk hacker anime style spy novels to finish writing.
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>>6226535
>do you have to cosplay for it? I feel like you ought to be dressed up as a princess or something.

XD

Thankfully, no. What you're thinking of is LARPing.

Though I think I know a few people who get dressed up for regular D&D.
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>>6226538
I have been 4mg oral estrogen and 200 mg Spiro for 7 months and 2 patches per week with 200 mg Spiro for 3 months. I'm also wearing a push up bra
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>>6226539
Kill him and wear his skin.
If you're certain it's gonna be a bad idea, idk, just tell him you'll kil yourself if he doesn't drop it? Soz, sis, im not much help
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>>6226229
No, you're the best girl, you have big boobs and cute curly hair and pls put your pizza in my mouth
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>>6226539
just dont go
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>>6226539
what webcam are you replacing it with?
tell him you have a girlfriend right now and you want to stay loyal
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>>6226547
I just want Elanna to dress up like a princess ):
Is it just like a strategy based tabletop game thing?
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>>6226539
Just go
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>>6226539
Don't let men tell u what to do and also kill all men
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>>6226546
engineering is the science of "good enough" so we get very good at being lazy

also I've picked up a lot of bad habits from posting here so much
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>>6226539
Yikes! bad news DF. Say you're sick with the flu and that you have a fever.

ummm, is he cute, tho?
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>>6226539
just maybe go
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>>6226530
no shit, i'm 23 and not learning disabled
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>>6226472
>I suppose that's more a sign of being an adult than not being one yet though.

It IS. I mean look, you're telling me off saying "That's all in the past, there are new horizons to conquer." I couldn't do it yet desu. Still caught in the "Hey, I graduated school, I'm not a loser" mentality.

And I guess some of them are, but some of them aren't. And they're just a different kind of spineless beta men. Dunno, femboys aren't my cup of tea desu :/ Haven't managed to foster a decent relationship with any of 'em so far.

>straight guys are weird

Lol, YAS! I would sign that statement a million times over.

And mayo with fries is like... jesus, the best fast food/snack ever. But I haven't seen a dietician before. I really do need to see one. I'm a skeleton, so I could really use some advice.

And you should come to E U R O P E. Employers are always seeking the people fresh from uni.

I know that's unrealistic, really sorry for the American job market :/

How many places ahve you applied for so far?
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>>6226566
You're much better off than I am. I only got good at grammar because I'm an author. I literally had to go to war with this stuff -- spelling, like math, doesn't actually come naturally to me. I put ALL THE EFFORT into writing, and literally I refuse to look at numbers to this day. :P My favorite person in the world is Hungrybox the chemical engineer jigglypuff player.
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>>6226486
Welp, now I know what I have to try.
Rip waistline ;~;

>>6226535
Ohhh ok yeah I remember that convo for sure. You were actually right about him not clocking me too. Were you also the one that said he probably was talking about other people's dick pics? If so you were right about that too :3

Also, D&D is a tabletop RPG. You don't have to dress up but there's roleplay and you generally have to at least sort of play your character. You roll for hits, damage, persuasion, that kind of stuff. It's wicked fun with a group.

>>6226543
The unfortunate part is I'd be absolutely hopeless as a dom. For realsies, I'm like 100% sub and it would be a disaster ;~;
Sorry to wreck your dreams
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>>6226560
Depends on the edition. It's more like a bunch of friends getting together and playing pretend. Or shooting the shit, depending on how seriously you're taking it.

4th edition was more of a tabletop strategy game though. it had battlemaps and models and rules for line of sight, and shaped templates and I'm sperging out again. Sorry. Is it safe to put my trip back on yet?
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>>6226581
I did and I'm always 100% right, you should trust me bbe!
I'll never stop persuading you to be a dom tho
>tfw Elanna will never bend you over her knee and spank you for not letting mistress win at D&D
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>>6226581
>all those Ms
just why
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>>6226586
>win at D&D
Comedy gold.

D&D is a co-operative game more than anything else. The DM provides the players with a story, and the players have to work together to overcome challenges, battles, and generally role-play their characters. If anyone loses, you all lose, if anyone wins, you all win. Otherwise, you've been playing wrong.
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>>6226550
thanks!!!! i just started with spiro and I just want to have an idea of what to expect timewise with a real person that sort of has my bodytype :)!

>>6226546
Amiga, it seems like you have lots going on in your mind and your ramblings seems very disorganized. Do you want some sort of recognition or are you telling your life story?

I feel it's very in media res, maybe you could start at the beginning. like who are you and why have you come here without segueing into other stuff.
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10257149
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>>6226569
At my anime club sometimes we eat snacks but mostly Richards mom tells him he cant watch anything violent. Isnt that the worst?
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>>6226580
honestly in real life I am a lot more eloquent than here. just a bit scatterbrained and sometimes I forget what I was going to say after I started saying it. english and reading classes were always my favorite until high school when I forced myself into math/physics because my parents wanted me to be an engineer :\ turns out I was good at it tho so it's all good I guess.

>My favorite person in the world is Hungrybox the chemical engineer jigglypuff player.
is that ssb? I don't really keep up with competitive games except dota 2 around the international
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>>6226515
Fuck off you cunt
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>>6226581
"I'm a dude"

Though I'm on HRT and I like when people call me miss.
Then I respond with "I'm a dude" in my boy voice.

I'm a monster.
>>
I love when my younger (21) year old brother walks near me (I'm 24.5) and tries to casually strike up a conversation...even though I know it's just to try and PROVE that my sanity has been undermined (usually by passive aggressively using my boy name and saying "Okay" and snorting under his breath). He's like the little atheist trying to prove god isn't real. Like you little kike, I'm a chick now go away.


:|
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>>6226597
>logitech c920
oh okay, now I know so I can start camming!
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>>6226597
>AS IF A PUPPER WILL CHANGE THINGS

they usually do though
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>>6226584
trip on bitch
>>6226594
idk ive never played, go easy on me ;_; I just want to get dommed, is that too much to ask
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>>6226569
>not learning disabled
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>>6226581
you wont be able to stop once you try, theres no going back to ketchup
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>>6226597
Fuuuuck, Guys never can take a hint. It's got to be soulcrushing bitchiness. He has a tatt of a cock on his arm. If you have bad vibes, def no. Flu excuse is always good.
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>>6226354
also I didn't realize you'd been on hrt before :0 that sucks a lot D:

>>6226553
i don't have big boobs anymore, they're like AA cups now

and who arrrrrrrrrrre you
>>
>>6226616
camming as in?
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>>6226611
>Though I'm on HRT and I like when people call me miss. Then I respond with "I'm a dude" in my boy voice.
I do that all the time but it's a no confidence thing for me, not a meme
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>>6226622
>idk ive never played
GO PLAY!

It's fun~
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>>6226608
>>6226626
I'm sorry, I went too far. I didn't seriously mean it.
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>>6226639
no friends ):
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>>6226643
Its ok pham, diminished responsibility isn't it
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>>6226651
You can find groups online!
In fact, I think you can play online as well.
Go check around the groupfinder thread on /tg/ as well.
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>>6226655
Please, can we draw a line under it. I had my dig, you've had yours.
I had no intention of making an enemy of you.
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>>6226616

it's the best webcam imo

>>6226618

"wow you have a dog!!! well, alright. you can stick your cock in my ass now"

>>6226630

he's not like a bad vibes dude or like creepy or anything. i just def get the "hi i wanna be around you and i like you" vibe lol
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>>6226675
Why not make expressly clear if you come it's strictly platonic and tell him ur taken?
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>>6226675
hahahaha, well, that's the price of being a babe, I guess...not that I'd know anything about that.
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>>6226666
Maybe I will.
thanks sis
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>>6226633
i tried to transition when I was like 22, (way back when /cd/ was a thing on 420 chan) but I ended up having to stop because I was still repressing and in denial. But I also was unemployed and couldn't buy more hrt. I like convinced myself I was str8 cis and it did not work at all xD
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>>6226688
:p

Just be sure not to mention that you're from here, and do make sure to mention that you're a noob. You'll get flak for both, but only one of those things can be accepted by fa/tg/uys.
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>>6226572
Idk, maybe it's a mentality that comes from uni. It's hard to stay in that mindset when you have so much competition going on, I remember being there though.
Europe seems like a neat place to live and it would certainly make for a nice change of scenery from boring prairies. Aren't european work visas hard to get though?
The job market is pretty crappy right now, but it's mostly restricted to Alberta given we have an oil based economy and the price of oil tanked because Saudi Arabia

Also, if you're a skelly it's probably just to your benefit to overeat for a bit. It's pretty easy to tell if you're overdoing it at the very least. I'm sure a dietician would say similar but then again I've never been to one ;_;

>>6226590
Because I like to keep my marital status ambiguous.

>>6226586
Yeah I really should have. I mean he found it pretty funny when I explained that I thought he was implying I had a dick.
G-good luck on the dom bit, maybe with some work I can do it but I'm still pretty painfully sub

>>6226611
You're a tranny tho

>>6226629
Oh dear
Is it better than gravy?
>>
>>6226694
'Lanna, could you stay out of my head? pls?
See:>>6226086

It started a lot of trouble.
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>>6226683

cause that's just a lot of fuss i guess idk
i think i'm just gonna play pokemon and stay home tonight lolll

>>6226686

.___. i'm not a babe or anything. i can never have guy friends tho. they've literally all tried to sleep with me or date me at some point.
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>>6226683
lets be honest here senpai, he sent her a topless photo with a dog, we all know what that means
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>>6226694
Yeah pretty sure I fall under the tranny category but I identify as male so whatever
I don't care about definitions tbqhwy desu
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>>6226472
>are you trying to remain closeted during the first few months?
Yeah, I am.
Why do you ask?
>>
>>6226712
of course jaye has to butt in
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>>6226691
They'll go easy on me if I flirt with them, i'm sure!
>>6226694
Honestly, sister, normies have no idea about us and seeing as you're qt and don't look like Caitlyn Jenner he was bound to find it pretty funny.
Anyway i'd best head home, have fun with D&D bbe<3
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>>6226668
You mess with the Titch and you get the bits u___u
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>>6226707
I've never had a friend that was a cis girl that I didn't sleep with pre hrt desu, which I don't think is unique among guys, getting them to be comfy around you as friends is like 90% of the battle to sleeping with them.
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>>6226694
yes. its truly amazing for frenchfries. Also, for burgers try mixing ketchup, mayo and horseradish, alot mayo/ketchup 50/50 and a small bit of horseradish. Literally godly sauce
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>>6226707
did you evolve marshstomp?
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>>6226707
can I be your guy friend who doesn't try to sleep with you?
add my Skype:
totallynotachaser69
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>>6226722
Ok skwisgaar
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>>6226486
mayo+ketchup is called golf sauce in my country because some dude at a golf club decided to patent it.
true story
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>>6226722

If i mess with the titch will i get her bitch tits?
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>>6226729
*does a cool guitar solo*
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>>6226722
This anime is why I questioned my transexualism :) So cute. I was laying at 4:00am crying because as far as I knew I was a straight guy.....so I was always telling myself despite that narrative never fitting lmao
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>>6226719
>They'll go easy on me if I flirt with them, i'm sure!

Oh sweet summer child... You do not know what trouble you're headed for if you do that.

Basically be a normal person. Don't affect a different personality until you're in game. I think that's good advice for anyone really.

Depending on the group you get, they'll either be a bunch of landwhales with no social skills, or normal people who just want some fun. Don't let your impressions of the group, ruin your impression of the game... and try not to be daunted by the rules.

On second though, I don't think D&D is for people who don't like RPGs, vidya or otherwise.
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>>6226723

it's annoying tho.
the last time i let a guy be friends with me it was my guy best friend's bisexual bf and he hit on me and ruined my bff friendship. this is my life.

>>6226726

yes!! i did that like almost 2 days ago desu

>>6226728

u-um
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>>6226737
>I don't think D&D is for people who don't like RPGs, vidya or otherwise.
the vidja concept of rpg has been bastardized to the point it's pretty different from real role playing games.
I think they are completely different things at this point.
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>>6226733
No, I own all copyrights and LLC holdings for those. I'll sue you dead in England anon.
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>>6226744
you're a social person, why don't you find some friend willing to draw for you and make the dollface manga we all want and need?
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>>6226745
I mean, you're right, but the core concept of "pretend to be X character with skills, equipment and personality" is still there.

In other news, I still can't complete Baldur's Gate. Even after Planescapes: Torment, I just cannot play that game. I really need to mod it heavily...
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>>6226702
Sorry, I can't just stop lewdposting though.
Lewdposting is love
Lewdposting is life

>tfw he pins your arms behind your back, forces your face into the pillow and fucks you senseless from behind

>>6226713
Good mentality to have tbqh

>>6226714
I was just curious what the motivation was to stay skinny and fit, that's all.

>>6226719
Well, thanks for reassuring me, my inexperience with normies shows ;~;
Bye for now anon <3

>>6226724
>horseradish
Sold instantly
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>>6226750
>I'll sue you dead in England anon.

I'll pee in your butt dead in england then...
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>>6226735
Anime is a hell of a drug :0
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>>6226707
( ; _ ; ) Yeah, guys are always trying to get into your panties. well, At least you have your pokemons.

Welp, I'm done with young guys, I'm going to aim for a divorcee or widower now.
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>>6226750
You're too cute boo
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>>6226634
the way dollface does...
I was joking, I know that literally nobody would watch and that I'm too ugly and disgustingly fat for it.

I wish I could though, I could use the money
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>>6226759
I am contacting the tumblr police right now to report your Internet bullying > : 0
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>>6226769
>>6226769
>>6226769
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>>6226752

cause they'll just try to fuck me again desu
this is part of the reason it's hard for me to maintain friendships in general lol

>>6226764

divorcee's are pretty perf i'm ngl. i've never been with a younger guy. is that fun at all?
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>>6226757
but we call rpg in vidja anything with a leveling system, and for a lot of p&p players leveling is a rarity, while vidja have no kind of creativity from the player when that's the biggest enjoyment of pen and paper.
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>>6226758
>Lewdposting is love
>Lewdposting is life

Well just don't do it fro-

>tfw he runs his arms down your body, just light enough to tickle, and stops at your waist. He nibbles your ear and calls you beautiful.

-m my hea GOD DAMN IT ELANNA!
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>>6226732
lol thats kinda strange tbqh

>>6226758
horseradish is the best condiment. maybe aside from wasabi when it comes to sushi
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>>6226752
someone write the story
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>>6226765
Pssssh you're the cute one.
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>>6226773
how about straight female friends?
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>>6226773
yeah, my last two boyfriends were like 37 and 43 and everything was awesome with them.

Guys my age are like so insecure in their sexuality and have all this BS about, yeah, I'm not gay, but I'ld like to touch your dick ...it's the baggage that sucks.

Older guys take their time and it's felt for me that they focus more on you and not who they are.

blah... Maybe I'll go into the mid 40s to early 50s! hahahaha
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>>6226811
you could go for dirty old men and inherit their money when they die after sleeping with you
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>>6226790
>>6226790
Straight women hate passing trannies, anon. Especially if they're attractive. We give them the uncanny valley effect, and compete with them for straight men.
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>>6226773
>tfw you realize hagface can only bag old perverted faggot daddies
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>>6226694
I dunno how hard it is to get in here. EU privilege babyyyyy ;-; But it's mighty awesome here. And Sophie is here too.

And why not move to a different state at least?

And I dunno, I do eat a lot. Just one of those metabolisms.
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>>6226633
Best girls are always modest like this.

I'm someone that loves you
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