/mtfg/ Transgirl General

first for uhhhhhhh I have nothing to put here
first for flannel

>>6222460
iktf. to get drunk tonight or not

>>6222460
good op image

>>6222460
what
I'm not old I'm strapping and young

>>6222466
Yep, and I've liked for quite awhile.

nth for daddy's cummies

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Nth for Kristen Stewart is a babe

9th for dick

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WHAT DO I NAME MY PELIPPER

>>6222485
Dickbut

>>6222478
Lmao who are you what country are you in?

>>6222481
The babe with the power. To not be able to fully close her fucking mouth ever. Mouth breathing comatose actress.

>>6222486
WHY DID IT LET ME NAME IT THAT BUT I CAN'T CALL MY ZIGZAGOON "HM WHORE"???????????????????????

>>6222485
highqualitypelripper

>>6222478
Catty twinks that don't try to pass? Go to gaygen. There's a ton

>>6222488
Who cares, I just wanna do stuff to her

Tomorrow I make my first endocrinologist appointment. Got my letter faxed that I am in fact transgender :(

I have literally no boy life left. No support. Nothing going. No job. I'm probably already dead I'm 25.

>>6222487
Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies. Im just a fan of damn fine kitchenwares.

>>6222484
i wanna know what it's like ;~;

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>>6222484
You have a cis gf, why the years of dick list senpai

>>6222499
I wanna know what love is. I want you to show me.

>>6222485
Piper!

Fuck. It's beginning to feel like this dream is going to leave a foul taste in my brain all day. Lately, I had almost managed to forget about the monsters I birthed. Can't run away from mistakes, I guess.

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>>6222503

>>6222497
I just started and I'm also 25.
People shit on Kayla but she started at 25 and I think she in fact looks alright.

Here's hoping shit turns out alright. You better get yourself a damn job. Even if you're getting your tranny pills for free there's a lot of hidden costs to swapping genders.

>>6222432
Look up bras for girls with wideset breasts. I know Maddie has had excellent results from the Maidenform (vu?) line, but I think they're for larger breasts than yours.

Considering your muscle condition. I think you might be better off looking to bras with good support, but which don't use an underwire (or hard gore) to achieve it. Sports bras can often fit that description.

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>>6222504
i wouldn't know how nameless faceless stranger on the Internet ive never had it either

>>6222499
Like a turgid warm bratwurst that leaks

>>6222490
All one word, fool the filters, scar young chilluns :3

>>6222506
This is the beginning of an amazing heavy metal song. Brutal.

>>6222500
>dick list
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dick-List

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>>6222493
Don't try to pass? Lmao, wise anon, pray do tell, what I should do differently. Lmao. Getting FFS later this year, srs in a month. Wear all female clothes, have a pretty great voice, work out daily. lmao, go bitch to some 'boymode till fail' twink about not trying to pass. Sorry I got relatively good genes so I don't have to put as much work in as some others.

>>6222503
I'm glad things have gotten so much better in terms of treatment.

>>6222511
.... its a song Korra. Jesus.

>>6222512
>Like a turgid warm bratwurst that leaks
Eww Elanna, just eww.

>>6222512
@////@;; W-whats it taste like?

>>6222504
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raNGeq3_DtM

>>6222516
I wish I was as confident as you.

>>6222504
The love that you feel inside

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WHAT SHOULD I CALL MY TROPIUS

>>6222516
>ffs

Gonna need it for sure

>>6222481
yes

>>6222527
SUIPORT

>>6222527
TROPS V WYMEN

>>6222527


Nyanners

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>>6222523
If freshly showered: like not much
If recently showered: a bit salty from the sweat
If end of the day: pungent and musky smelling with plenty of saltiness

>>6222521
Mission accomplished :D

>>6222516
Hnng.. sexy.

>>6222530
wh-- oh

>>6222533
won't fit

>>6222536
not a fan desu

>>6222527
Tipper!

>>6222434
>depends on what you look like
watcha into

>>6222516
That's a pretty cute house dress. Like, 200% housewife right there.

Have you got the financing/money all sorted for ffs?

>>6222538
You just want to keep all the dicks to yourself!

>>6222540
just use lube

>>6222513
Well, it's just my inner life to me. Wish I didn't have so many skeletons in the cupboards. Skeletons and other things...

>>6222516
hide your arms. You will pass better if you choose clothing that accentuates your best parts and downplays your masculine ones. Your upper arms instantly clock as male.

>>6222538
the last one sounds awful but the first two seem umm not so bad <\\<

>>6222540
TROPKEKM8

>>6222538
Now I'm curious to know if the taste changes on HRT like the smell does.

>>6222516
also you have some fucking clown feet wtf

>>6222499
i do too...

>>6222500
i have a lot of hangups .-.

>>6222516
How tall are you?

>>6222551
lmao done

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>>6222433
Well the rules are my fetish...

>>6222525
>confident
=) I'm sure you can do it anon, just remember what an awesome person you are. You're strong and a fighter, being Trans isn't easy but you're doing it and haven't offed yourself yet so that's cause enough for confidence.
>>6222528
>>6222545
>financing
My insurance is covering spiegel 100%, so ya thanks =). And yaa haha I got the dress from my mom. It definitely is housewife material, I wish that could be a job, I'd be damn good at it.
>>6222539
Thankssss =)

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>>6222546
Lies and slander, I would never do something like that..I swear

>>6222551
If the guy has been active all day the smell is honestly a bit overpowering, but crotch musk is honestly really hot in moderation.

>>6222552
I imagine it does, unfortunately I'm not able to comment given I've never tasted girl tinkler

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I took a spontaneous 2 hour night walk around my old 2 neighbourhoods after pub trivia with friends.
It was kinda nice, the air was cool, but I was literally kinda going down memory lane and it made me feel old (even though I'm 20)

so what's up everyone?

>>6222516
>tfw "boymode till fail" and never gonna fail

>>6222568
I wanna kiss Kristen Stewart a lot

>>6222567
korra is a delicate lesbian flower do not teach her about dickcheese and cockmusk

>>6222565
You aren't going to be just a housewife, you have things to do and a professional life to build. Channel "strong independent woman who don't need no man."

>>6222574
>Kristen Stewart
Eww
Sigourney Weaver for me

>>6222581
Mila Kunis, yu-fuckin-um

>>6222565
You'd clearly make a happy one. Hope your procedures go well, and intensely jealous that your surgeries are covered.

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>>6222549
Lmao alright. =P my huge biceps totally out me.
>>6222560
5'10"
>>6222570
You'll get there.
>>6222579
Haha I knowww its just an attractive fall back.

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>>6222574

>tfw gf ignores you

>>6222567
>If the guy has been active all day the smell is honestly a bit overpowering, but crotch musk is honestly really hot in moderation.

what does your ex smell like and does he still put it in your butt?

>>6222565
How'd you get Spiegel covered?

>>6222581
Why would you pick older butcher Kristen Stewart over Kristen Stewart

>>6222587
not really

fucking kill me i want to be dead die in my sleep please fucking kill me

>>6222467
Nice

Flannel a best

>>6222587
Not bad but not the perfect ageless immortal of mai waifu

>>6222574
>>6222581
>>6222587
I don't want to kiss anyone at this point because it would just make me painfully aware that I still have so much irritating facial hair. God damn laser, hurry the fuck up. ;_;

>>6222589
When you choose the fall back plan I'll be waiting. Washing veggies and prepping dinner.

>>6222595
I'm from Massachusetts and when I petitioned the panel from my health insurance for srs coverage with suporn I guess I made a good case for Trans coverage, and they cover, FFS, srs, BA, hrt. Srs out of the country onky 80%.

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>>6222567
n-now I wanna try it more. . .

>>6222575
p-pls! I'm 200% str8!

>>6222609
I WANT TO LIVE THERE SO FUCKING BAD, ONLY FOR THESE REASONS.
>jealous hate intensifies

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>tfw white, blue eyed and blonde haired
>tfw born a dude and will never be a woman
>tfw you will never be the loyal wife to a strong white man
>tfw you will never bear him multiple children with his superior seed

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>>6222593
He smells like crotch? And no, he doesn't stick it anywhere right now cuz I'm clingy and apparently fall in love with people who stick their penis in me.

>>6222575
>dickcheese
>tfw never tasted uncut cock
What's it like? ;_;

>>6222610
Good, it's fantastic :3

>>6222596
Why would you pick imperfect mortal sigourney weaver over objective perfection?

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>>6222567
>But crotch musk is honestly really hot in moderation.

Yes, this, yes, yes.
>MFW

>>6222613
>LIVE THERE SO FUCKING BAD,
Ya it's pretty great state mandate means all health insurance in the state is required to cover Trans services.

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>>6222610
smegma
is not
for
a proper lady's
consumption
>>6222618
I dunno I'm circumcised not like I've tasted my own dick though that'd be gay haha

>>6222621
Because she's cuter, duh

>>6222602
but kristen stewart could never age because it would require her face to actually change

>>6222589
Why the long face?

>>6222628
Oh my sweet summer child
You'll learn one day

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>>6222618
Tastes like fetta

>>6222635
delicious

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>>6222600
Wake me up before you go, go!
>Do not do this anon

>>6222635
>>6222618
>>6222575
>dickcheese
boy am I glad I'm a lesbian now

>>6222610
Straight girl talk is so nice. I hope I can get a penis in my mouth and in my life soon. I'm getting a little weird with longing.

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>>6222627
ewew gross I'm not interested in that at all. I meant I wanna know what it's like to suck a boyfriend's penis !

>>6222618
when I find a bf I'll remember your words!
how do I suck his dick correctly? I feel like this is vital to know

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>>6222645
>tfw American
>tfw circumcised is the norm
>tfw no dick cheese
thank you based puritans

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>>6222648
its pretty rare around these parts lately too

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>>6222630
Sigourney Weaver in 1979

>robin talking about her fetishes in the kageshi room again
make it stop

>>6222645
>not wanting to taste his smegma, like cheese on a hotdog

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Aesthetic: oversized unzipped hoodie with no bra on

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>>6222656
Sigourney Weaver 30 years later

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>>6222627
You're a girl though, isn't it maximum straight to taste your own dick?

>>6222635
My sides
How's it going jormy?

>>6222645
Bby you were straight less than 24 hours ago what happened?

>>6222649
Depends on the guy, but if you practice you'll probably find what works. Focus on the tip, and get a bit of tongue play when you go deeper. Deep throat in moderation and watch out for your gag reflex.
If you need to take a break to catch your breath, maybe tease him with a few licks or snuggle his balls.

>>6222663
I'll take you to go. Get in the car.

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>>6222653
of I had a bf like envy you'd never see me posting here bc we would always be naked under the covers <3

why is he so perfect???

>>6222662
I know there is probably some variety in taste from person to person but I don't think anybody has smegma that tastes like nacho cheese.

>>6222666
mtfg and /u/ conspired to meme me into agp-hood
it's all ogre

>>6222663

you willingly got fat to get boobs?

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>>6222673
you just need a recalibration

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>>6222666
noted! does his size affect any of this? I'd imagine the smaller the easier it is to please and the bigger he is then the harder. besides the tip are there any other sensitive areas that he likes licked or kissed?

>>6222675
No, I'm just lazy. Also I'm pushing them together with my elbows in that picture

>>6222666
>You're a girl though, isn't it maximum straight to taste your own dick?
I'm not as flexible as I used to be. : \

>>6222666
am not
granted if I could I would anyway
>>6222649
HUSBAND'S penis
and even then this is lewd at the most practice on a banana or something alone

>>6222678
Gross; if you're trying to win a transbian back you should probably post femboys or something, don't go full masc all at once.

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>>6222700
but thats the kind of boy that flannel likes

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>>6222678
Unf

>>6222679
Yeah, small dicks are way easier to give bjs to, my ex was girthy so desu it actually tired my jaw out to go wide enough. The sensitive parts depend on the guy, but putting a bit of pressure on his taint while you suck is likely to go over well.

Also, never ever deep throat when you've been drinking
Source: personal experience

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I'm a "lady" lmao

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>>6222678
>suddenly start imagining him wrapping his arms around me
>feel his hairy muscular arms around my waist
>feel his chest hair tickling my nipples
>feel his prickly beard brush up against my face as he bites my neck
>tingles running up and down my spine
RECALIBRATION SUCCESSFUL

>>6222702
Unhhhh

>>6222694
well even my husband has gotta be my boyfriend first! and if I can cook for him and beat him at video games and suck his dick like a champ maybe he'll propose to me!

>>6222678
not my type at all: s

>>6222635
I'd say closer to parmesan or swiss really.

>>6222615
trip on kayla

>>6222706

Did you move to Portland?

>>6222703
oh my god I need to try all of this. uhhhhhh I can imagine LOL were you too drunk to remember not to do it?

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>>6222678
ugh
way too hairy and muscular

Posting in best thread!!

>>6222706
>would marry and enjoy brunch with.

>>6222711
>well even my husband has gotta be my boyfriend first
I guess you could marry a closeted ftm who then transitions from wife to husband, but otherwise I guess so.

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How was your breast growth compared to the women in your family? What about compared to your body?

Very curious about possible breast growth for myself. I have a very small frame and I am 110 lbs. All of the women in my family have had large breasts. Is it YMMV?

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>>6222722
this boy is less muscular and hairy

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>>6222728
Incoming...

>>6222726
get in line pal

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>>6222687
Rip ;_;

>>6222694
That's what I thought

>>6222673
>/u/
I'm straight and I like /u/ tho, don't fall for their cute tricks ;_;

>>6222721
Nooo I just didn't know any better and then I puked on his dick ;____;

>>6222732
Still too hairy and muscled. Anything more masculine than depicted in the statue here >>6222728 is too masculine.

>>6222722
>>6222711
>not wanting to feel his hairy muscular forearms on your back as he makes out with you
TRANSBIANS OUT REEE

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>>6222734
REEEEE COWTITS GET OUT

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>>6222460
Femgen here, your village idiot got lost and is yelling incoherent stuff in our thread. Pls go and drag them back, girls.

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the people I live with keep stealing all of my toilet paper.
Does this seem unhygienic to keep it in a cupboard underneath a table since its with clothes or should it not be too bad?

>>6222727
lmao thanks for the laugh

>>6222732
still gross imo

>>6222737
oh damn like how does the conversation even go after that. I would wanna die right there

>>6222740
>implying I want that feel in my boyz

pls there is more than one way to like em

>>6222743
Which village idiot, we have a whole village of them.

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>>6222736
Been in line, inherited from my father

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>>6222666
Still no job & no life

Hows you?

>>6222678
>tfw skype keeps showing me ads with sweaty half naked guys
Microsoft pls

>>6222728
I'm about the same as my sister I think. Most people say you'll get around a cup size under your closest female relative

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>>6222743
Give us a sacrifice first. Send him to Illinois to be claimed by me.

>>6222742
Behave sweet child of mine, I'm having fun.

>>6222745
if you don't want to feel a beard brushing against your face you're legit geeeeeeeeey

all this lewd talk is making me want to be lewd but I have no one to be lewd with, why has god forsaken me

>>6222668
List of trips I'd fuck at a moments notice
Doll face
Faye
Ufufu
Arison
Elanna
Red

>>6222743
>>6222747
Yeah you need to be more specific.

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>>6222756
Don't trigger me like that, mommy.

>>6222743
We're less of a village and more of a zoo. Dont feed the hons.

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>>6222745
woah now wait a minute what's wrong with being hairy

tfw gf ignores you

>>6222760
List of trips that'd fuck me at a moments notice
[accepting applicants pls be in brisbane]

>>6222678
Mmm no.
>>6222702
YES
>>6222732
Yummy


>>6222744
Autism please go >>>R9K

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>>6222745
Honestly it killed the mood quite thoroughly but he thought it was cute for some reason? He said I was like a puppy and just got too excited and vomited ;___;

When you've been having sex for long enough you sort of become desensitised to bodily fluids, I mean hell if you do anal enough eventually you're going to get unlucky one day and get poo on his dick.

>>6222751
No job and slight life
Being unemployed sucks, how long have you been looking?

>>6222772
>tfw no gf

>>6222761
>>6222747
This joker >>6222629 >>6222468

>>6222777
>>6222666
STOP GETTING DOUBLE TRIPLES

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>>6222772
>tfw no gf

>>6222776
They never give the toilet paper back though and I'm sick of buying more when they don't even buy their own...

>>6222778
Tfw never gf

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>>6222740
I'm a fan of all this but the hair desu

>>6222728
small compared to the women in my family, big compared to other trans girls at the point im at
they just came out of nowhere
its sort of dependent on frame/family but also luck

>>6222781
I don't think Maki has been a part of /mtfg/ in a long time though, I can't remember the last time she visited. I think she's your problem now, sorry.

>>6222791
a guy without hairy arms is p much a woman you filthy les

>>6222781
Oh god no. NO NO NO NO NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>6222781
He's not ours anymore but I'll go bug them. It's sad to see someone repress so hard.

>>6222758
beards I love but super hairy everythjng else is a major turn off

>>6222771
facial hair is fine but if the body is a carpet then it turns me off.
>>6222777
lmao that's some sex veterans right there. are ya gonna go back to your ex or be a free agent again?

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>>6222795

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>>6222764
Mommy knows what you like.

>>6222772
>tfw gf disappears and you don't know where she is and you feel like dying

>>6222805
I'm not talking about gorillas here
just a bit of fuzz

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>>6222800
yup

>>6222808
Iktf, I didn't hear from her for 2 weeks and she just shows up all of a sudden

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Where are you having a romantic candlelit dinner mtfg?

>>6222815
don't post that gross femboy here

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>>6222807
PLS NO LEWD POSTING AT THIS HOUR

>>6222813
fuzz is okay but if it's as bad as that pic was then HEEEEELLLLLL no

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>>6222820
In my dead soul.

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>>6222820
ONLY IN MY DREAMS

>>6222825
>tfw nobody to be warm under the covers with

>>6222820
Nowhere because no one will truly love me enough for that

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>>6222825
But its fun..

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>>6222785
DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO MOOOOM

>>6222805
Fuuuuck no I'm not getting back in bed with him. Next time I get thirsty I'm likely to make an okc, I feel like I'm ready to actually start dating.

>>6222831
>tfw sleeping alone for 2 weeks
I miss having a cuddle buddy or at least having someone in the room whilet I sleep.

>>6222752
>wanting psychotic drug guzzling twinks who could raid your meds this much
Uhh...

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>>6222777
About 4 months? I keep getting told I should apply for developer positions instead of easy support desk jobs BUT THERE ARENT ANY DEV POSITIONS HERE REEEEEEEEEEEE

I knew I should have moved to america

>>6222836
oh s-sry I didn't mean to assume ;;

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>>6222831
>tfw nobody to keep warm against me under the blankets
Joan can we help each other out please
>>6222835
Yeah but I should be going to bed soon..
>>6222844
>drugs
>repressed trans
No bueno.
Well if they aren't gonna fight transitioning I'd be glad to help them
Still I want a cute bf damnit.

>>6222844
She was asking for a femboy not a twink; there is a difference. (Your statement is otherwise accurate.)

>>6222840
I have a fairly deep voice and I like to sing while rubbing my partners back to sleep.
Notice me shoujo.

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>>6222844
Maki isn't a twink though

>>6222847
It's OK, I have a track record of fucking my ex when I get thirsty but it honestly just makes me hate myself. Never again, he's a friend now and nothing more.

>>6222845
Is Sydney just not actually the right place in Australia? Surely there has to be dev work somewhere in ausland.
Alternately why not relocate?

>>6222851
Oh god, i forgot because im off for the rest of the week. GET TO SLEEP YOUNG LADY.

>>6222860
>in Australia
>relocate
>>6222845
BRIIIIIIISBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE

>>6222820
Speaking of mega milks

>>6222851
Meds doesn't automatically equal trans, just not wanting to become masc

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>>6222863
>im off for the rest of the week
Luckyyyyyy
I have to do 7 am to 4 pm tomorrow and it's gonna suuuuuck
>>6222868
still like
as long as they dont touch my mones it's okay
and if they're doubting their gender or having some issue with it that's fine as long as they're not gonna be a butt about it either

>>6222851
Haha, I'm kind of a bit too far away to be sharing blankets, sorry. Chicago's a big city though, you'll find somebody.

>>6222870
I hit the 30k step mark again today. Im beat.

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>>6222851
>Grace posting sexy milfs
STOP

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>>6222874
Is something wrong, little one?
>>6222871
Bluh, come travel up here then
>>6222872
Keep it up, you're working hard~.
I'm just not looking forward to fucking something up again and having to stop myself from crying.

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>>6222879
Stop copying me.

love your peen girls
>>6217623

>>6222884
I feel so sorry for ftms jesus

>>6222857
>deep voice
No

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>>6222883
>that image

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Sup mah niggaz?

>>6222885
it's made from their stomach skin & tissue

>>6222885
this

>>6222890

post butt

>>6222893
wat

>>6222890
You're qt and I want to cuddle you to sleep is what's up

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>>6222883
I can't help it, after all I'm younger you, right?

>>6222896
what does it sound like? post a pic of your butt.

>>6222893
>>6222897
I'm also an age old trip, so if that cancer ruins it for you, sorry.

>>6222896

you heard me

POST BUTT

:3

>>6222899
this picture caught me off guard and made me jump

>>6222879
Well, I'll definitely be visiting Chicago at some point and would enjoy hanging out but I'm pretty sure that blanket cuddling is something that isn't going to be on the itinerary as far as I can tell, haha, sorry.

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>>6222907
>I'm pretty sure that blanket cuddling is something that isn't going to be on the itinerary as far as I can tell, haha, sorry.
;_;

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>>6222860
I dunno. A lot of dev jobs want like a masters degree and 5 years of experience for even basic stuff ;~; The bigger companies have graduate programs but they only open up once a year and I missed my chance for those.

I'm thinking of just getting a part time job somewhere and trying to make a proper game I can put on steam.

>>6222864
Pfft if I was gonna move within Australia I'd go to Melbourne

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>>6222904
I actually posted the wrong picture

>>6222904
why are people mean to sheen

whats wrong with you guys

stop

>>6222902
Literally me earlier in the thread>>6222760

>>6222911
yer gonna make it

>>6222914
cause they're worthless fucks

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>>6222889
What about it hmm?

>>6222900
I guess you're right. Little one.

>>6222919
I want trips to do this pose. Hnng.

>>6222909
If you like driving through roundabouts you should come live on the gold coast

More of them than cars desu

Also don't move within ausland go to canadia

>>6222911
>>6222922
stop scaring me like that. feels like im playing a horror game with all these twitch jumps

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>>6222914

Can't be as bad as this ugly monster.

Cyba is really drunk and keeps trying to molest me in public

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can girls be friends and give smooches on the lips? I've seen cis girls do it sometimes and both of them were str8.

. . . im asking for a friend

>>6222930
almost fell out of my chair. this place is worse than a horror game

>>6222916
Welp. You apparently summoned me. Actually the alcohol did, but tell yourself whatever. I pretty much only come here when I'm drunk.

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>>6222919
Even though I play the dom role sometimes I'll always be your little one. Except when I feel like making you the little one instead~.

anyway, I don't know what to say to my endo other than
>I am ugly and I am not dealing with life on this dosage please put me on patches and cypro

>>6222922
well you gotta get your dose back up

>>6222928
>>6222930
die

>>6222932
pretty sure those were lesbians in denial

>>6222932
>me pretending to only be into guys isnt getting me as much attention as I'd like so I'm going back to liking girls.

>>6222935
People pretty much only fuck me when they're drunk.

>>6222943
Post pics and I'll belive.

Got my gf to tell her transphobic mom about me..weve been fighting the past hour over why she wants to break up with me to just be friends. Let the show begin eh?

>>6222870
It's not really gender issue, just wanting to keep things as they are.

Just thought I'd dissolution you by pointing out all of the weirder stuff that goes on there.

>>6222890
dang ur qt i hope you're gay

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>>6222900
>>6222879
must...resist..the thicc

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>>6222919
i-it always makes me curious what flavor love is

>>6222945
were you previously known as alice?

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>>6222947
Look I ain't gonna judge someone by what thread they go to, if the person himself is a bit too weird for me then w/e, I'm still gonna at least give boys from there a chance if they want said chance. All y'all seem to want is masc tops tho.
>>6222951
Why resist~? You know you want it.

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>>6222954
That fucking scene made me feel some things.

>>6222955
I still am, but yes. My trip is literally "Allison" weeb'd up a bit. Just replace the "r"s with "l"s and wallah.

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>>6222951
but thiccness is ur friend!

>>6222938
well dang it

>>6222914
Anons are scum desu

>>6222945
First guy I tried doing things with
2nd girl I I did things with
Last guy I did things with
3/7 is okay I guess. Isla posts pics here almost every day, and the other two I'm not posting pics of.

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>>6222773
s-still accepting applicants

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>>6222932
>can girls be friends and give smooches on the lips?


FUCKING GROSS

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>>6222954
Want to find out together?

How to lose muscle mass in shoulders and back?

>>6222965
>inb4 excuses and delusions

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>>6222967
>flirting with someone else
CRUSH
KILL
DESTROY

>>6222965
grow the fuck up, dude

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Hai thread I love you <3
How is everyone doing today?
also - Im back home yay
>>6222943
sorry but i have to be drunk to do stuff with most people
other than this person
>>6222963
you called?
and hey i havent posted in a few days really
though i did post while at hips' place.
Shes too lazy to rape or sexually assault people imo.
like she couldnt even if she tried shes too fucking lazy

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>>6222964
>>6222773
I would~.

>>6222964
but ur not a boy :(

>hrt 1+ year
>still forever boy mode because of never-pass manface

someone free me from this suffering

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>>6222945
Wait, did you mean pics of me?

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>>6222971
You can watch.

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>>6222977
Just tie a noose it's easy, I already got mine ready to go

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>>6222980
I swear to god mom, if I was in watching distance I'd just drag you away and keep you in my dungeon.

>>6222977
you mean hrt won't turn you into a qt?

>>6222969
don't use your arms for anything
don't eat protien

>>6222959
holy crap I wasn't sure if it was you, hrt did you very well!

>>6222961
hey at least your whole straight experiment is only temporary

>>6222978
Honestly it was just a joke. Granted, you didn't timestamp, but whatevs.

>>6222973
What?

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>>6222985
I think you have those roles reversed little Grace.

>>6222974
:D

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>>6222967
you should teach me~
>>6222980
>>6222971
yea you can watch :3

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>>6222990
Everyone knows what I look like, I don't need a timestamp, nigger.

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>when a cute girl calls you sexy and kisses you
fucking WEW
>>6222991
me
doing lewd stuff
i almost always have to be drunk because i hate my body
i get too dysphoric, not necessarily over genitals but that i dont have a great body IMO

>>6222965
u took the time and effort to save and repost someone's pics to try to upset them to make urself feel better, that like automatically makes u more pathetic than whoeves ur trying to shit on could possibly be

>>6222989
You actually recognize me..? lol

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>>6222993
So you want to take me away instead? Just saying, I catch you fooling around with anyone and my protectiveness will kick in.

>>6223001
as if there aren't plenty of oldfags here

and you dropped your trip somewhere

>>6222999
I meant the second half of the post

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>>6222989
n-no what do u mean I'm 300% str8

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>>6222983
don't kill yourself maki
try to transition first

>>6223001
Yeah, I posted on /b/. For some dumb reason, posting on anon boards drops your trip.

what facial features translate well from boy to girl? which ones don't?

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>>6222997
I'll bring the candy. You bring the coffee.

>>6223003
Aww so cute. Like a little puppy wanting to be a guard dog. Or maybe a little kitten even.

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>>6222908
Well, I guess it depends on whether or not a certain someone else would be okay with it, heh.

>>6222989
>hrt did you very well!
thats what upsets me most about being a hon, I started hrt on the same day that Alice did

>>6223012
feminine features translate well
masculine features wont

>>6222989
I used to be known as "Alice ἐνδεσδμοῠ" for what that's worth.

>>6223011
Tell me you aren't the Alice I'm thinking of

>>6223007
Hips is a poster that a bunch of people say is a rapist.
She couldn't do it imo shes just
is lazy and silly
and a memer

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>>6223010
Didn't you read the post? It's safe to say it's not going to go anywhere from here. If you can't make yourself pass by one year you're not going to pass after that. If you want to prove me wrong go ahead and post a timeline where someone who's neverpass ugly turns into a girl after one year somehow.

>>6222999
>doing lewd stuff

what kind of lewd stuff?

My owner came inside and he liked it
Okay now for sleep

>tfw pizza as your last treat before you start keto

what did you guys eat tonight

>>6223026
heres several
http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv

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>>6223014
>Aww so cute. Like a little puppy wanting to be a guard dog. Or maybe a little kitten even.
Even if my mommy wants to push me to date other people I'm still gonna cling to and protect her.

>>6223022
I don't know. Describe the one you are thinking of..?

>>6223023
well she did rape a couple people but maybe she's stopped since then

>>6223026
*waves*

>>6223000
anon never said pathetic, said gross. it's idiotic that it's cool to insult 50 year old hons because they repressed too long and not do the same with someone that has the same issues
>looking completely like a man
>acting like a little girl
>putting no effort in looking female at all
>writing like some sort of fetishistic fantasy
I don't see any difference between korra and the regular hon besides her using our memes and them using susan's. If you're gonna defend Korra because it's her right to be here and do whatever she wants, cool, I'd like you to defend hons whenever we have a thread focused on hating them.