/mtfg/ Transgirl General

>>6221620
>> No * actions *
*screams internally*

Edie has the hottest mom in mtfg. Prove me wrong. Protip: you can't.

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>>6221620
*steals your nose*

>>6221627
Fuck off potc.

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first for:
>I want to die
>tfw no X element
>life is this way because my limited experience says so
>I need attention
>Please, please, attention
>(You)
>And I mean (You)

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>>6221620
is this a 60 fps GIF?

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Grp pic is almost done :3

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>>6221629
My mom looks like me, so she clearly isn't in the competition.

>>6221635
I've only seen it in 10 first person shooters, tops

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>>6221620
are the lynx in the title post broken or are they working ok? because they look ok to me

>>6221631
Who?

>>6221632
Attention.

>>6221621
it just seems like it'll be a whole thing, going to the gym, getting all sweaty and stuff, having to tuck in tight-ass workout clothes. idk. idk. im just scared of being a tranny at the gym. mostly.

> I like you. A lot of people here like you.
th-thanks (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄

>Yeah I am not even going into that.
AND WHY NOT
IT'S IMPORTANT TOO

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>>6221630

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>>6221632

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>>6221640
my boobs actually have a name as well. a friend named them Sophties in 2013

>>6221620
>no bullying
>/mtfg/

Good one, anon.

>>6221640
p-pls make me the girl with one eye closed
if you need a name put it as jill :3

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>>6221632
Looks like you already made my posts for me so I can just fuck off now. Thanks anon.

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>>6221652
it actually used to be worse tho, so I guess its getting better?

>>6221647
oh gosh, thats scary

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>>6221645
>Attention.
Already called for it, you're getting shotgun at best.

>>6221648
i don't have that many animal pics and that was one of them, why do you enjoy making my life miserable? are you my neighbor? i really don't type that lowd.

>>6221652
screw you, no bullying here, dumbass

>>6221649

>German humour

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>>6221658
Korra hates anons because she thinks this is gaia, it has been scientifically proven.

>>6221659
you can take screencaps and repost them, I'll allow it but you have to put me as the original author.

>>6221646
>getting all sweaty and stuff, having to tuck in tight-ass workout clothes.


Go ooonn...

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>>6221663
???
he is american

>>6221660
I've noticed. We still have people picking on certain trips (Poor Isla or Kayla, for instance) which is a little sad. I just want everybody to get along.

>>6221659
Get back here you. I still have attention for you!

>>6221661
What? no I was giving you attention. You have my attention. But if you don't want it, can I have it back? I need to give it to Puru...

>>6221671

It's worse than I thought then.

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>>6221565
>>6221646
>and also i kinda wanna have "the sex"

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>>6221672
Kayla earned it herself though.
I feel bad for Robin though.

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>>6221660
Avada Repressda

>>6221640
No sass! :(

>>6221583
i just like to fantasize that I'm not poor!!!!!

>>6221588
Ummm I guess I would be squidwards girlfriend.

>>6221679
Notice I said poor Isla and not poor Kayla.

What happened with Robin? I really like her!

>>6221665
Standard with american insurance is them paying 80% of the cost, you pay 20%. Sometimes it can be more if you don't get generics or can't, but that shouldn't be an issue with HRT.

>>6221670
it DOESNT SOUND FUN

>>6221677
where the sex at

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>>6221647
srs can get out of control sometimes

>>6221649
can I get a chocolate one?

>>6221672
you don't get people to be nice just asking for it, most bullied trips go the extra mile to take attention from bullies. if they want negative reinforcement denying it would be bullying.

>>6221674
Too late, already exchanged that attention for souls, I want the estoque.

>>6221629

i-i don't want this to be a maymay

>>6221682
literally who

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>>6221681
you didnt respond on skype you doofus

>>6221684
>Notice I said poor Isla and not poor Kayla.
how do I know poor doesnt apply to those in those context. at least in german this would be ambigous

>What happened with Robin?
she gets bullied all the time. I am not a fan of that.

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>>6221690
>dog shop keeper
that is so cool

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>>6221682
are you male to clarinet?

>>6221690
>estoque.
THAT'S NOT HOW YOU SPELL ESTOC REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>6221690
If I said you were wrong I'd be lying through my teeth.
I'd still like to see everybody be a little nicer.

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>>6221682
>mfw mtfg asks me if I want to transition

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzuwFzmQe8k

>>6221694
I've never seen anyone say it but me desu.

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>>6221646
I never thought of my training as being inconvenienced in any way. It was always something I look forward. Even now, with this insane volume of training, I am enjoying myself. As for the gym (or any other gathering of sweaty people exercising for that matter) I sincerely doubt visiting there would be that traumatic. But we already had this convo and I don't want you getting mad at me again.

>>6221646
>AND WHY NOT
>IT'S IMPORTANT TOO
Fine. I am not even sure what "the sex" is supposed to be. "the sex" as physical intimacy? "the sex" as in getting a new vajayjay (which I am defo not talking about)? None of the above?

>>6221649
That was actually funny.

>>6221629
my moms hotter no lie

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>>6221702
>then goes to transition behind everyone's back

>>6221697
Is that how adjectives actually work in German? That's really interesting. My mistake!

I mean, I've noticed, I just figured it happened to just about every other trip. Is it especially bad for Robin?

>>6221709
There's a particular meme...

And then there's the general bullying. Robin gets it pretty bad, all things considered.

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>>6221697
>you didnt respond on skype you doofus
I have a Skype? Mistaken identity perhaps?

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>>6221705
did we already have this convo? yeah it feels kinda familiar. hmmm.

i really should join a gym though :/ maybe when my electro is done and i can go out without makeup and shaving and wtfever

>>6221705
>Fine. I am not even sure what "the sex" is supposed to be. "the sex" as physical intimacy? "the sex" as in getting a new vajayjay (which I am defo not talking about)? None of the above?
the former you DOOFUS

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>>6221698
he's taking jobs in an economy that has been in recesion for 2 decades, he's a monster. there are like a dozen videos on youtube, the dog actually opens the window and closes it when people come and go.

>>6221700
that would explain why i can't find it

>>6221701
i think it's nice enough. the only issue is people who spam the same insults they've spammed every single day, but those are /b/tards and you can't get away from them. don't we have a trip that's a proud one? maybe we should bully her to leave.

>>6221708
Fuck. I knew I should have learned the context of that scene first

FUCK ME!!!
I just don't have the heart to detrans.

Why can't I do this!?

Do you guys think "Mara" is a try hard too weird name for a trans girl? I would say it "Mar-uh". My name was Matt and I want something with an M that is similar and not overly feminine.

Is it too ethnic? I am white european american

>>6221709
>how adjectives actually work in German?
GOD
DO NOT EVEN

IT'S NOT WORTH IT
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_declension#Attributive_adjectives

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>>6221705
>That was actually funny.
yeah, also means I wasnt the one who came up with it.

also I did all the things we talked about, I think. I am back on E today and have enough for like 6 months.

>>6221709
I feel like it is.
she says she doesnt mind but I am not so sure.

>>6221715
are you not spartan?

>>6221726
because you were just memeing angie.

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>>6221661
>why do you enjoy making my life miserable
A bit. But the pic was completely unintentional.

>>6221714
That's no good. Robin is so sweet!

>>6221721
You're right, it's nicer than it used to be. But god, I haven't heard the word "/b/tard" in forever. I kind of forgot that cult existed.

>>6221727
Sounds fine to me, but if you don't pass perfectly, be prepared to raise a few eyebrows, maybe?

>>6221714

POO ON TOAST
POO
ON
TOAST


POOONTOAST
OO
O O
O O
N N
T T
O O
A A
S S
T T

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>>6221729
oh Flannel, magst du keine deutschen Adjektive? die sind doch so schön leicht - wenn man Muttersprachler ist zumindest

>>6221736
As you can see...

>>6221739

>>6221688
it's right here in the tranny meme house in portland. come pick me up and "the sex" will be delivered

>>6221729
Nope. I took enough latin to know what declension means.
Do not want.

>>6221744
What even is this >>6221739
stupidity?

>>6221732
>are you not spartan
Thats not a name I goes by. Sorry nazi grill. I'm just a lil ol Anon

>>6221699
I'd like some of quidward's clarinet if you catch my drift!!!!

>>6221702
Isn't he the awesomest!!!!!!

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>>6221709
it works like that in english too. if you say "the green hair and face" you're saying both are green.

>>6221726
cutting your hair isn't detransitioning.

>>6221727
the lunch lady in my HS was called Mara, but i'm not american

>>6221734
i'm sorry i keep typing in the internet at 4 in the morning, there's just no way you can hear it from down there.

>>6221746
what if she wants to sex someone attractive though?

>>6221747
You do not want to know.

You really don't. Let's stop talking about it before it gets worse.

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>>6221748
okay, my bad senpai!
sowwy

>>6221743
I HAD TO LEARN THIS SHIT IN HIGH SCHOOL
FIX YOUR LANGUAGE

>die sind doch so schön leicht - wenn man Muttersprachler ist zumindest
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>6221747

>>6221640
I'm soooo happy!!!!!!!! I found myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YAAAAAAAAY

>>6221688

SEEEING YOU TIGHT SWEATY ASS IN WORKOUT CLOTHES SOUNDS ACE T B H DONT TELL ME HOW TO HAVE FUN KAY?

>>6221709
fwiw, I'm a native speaker of English, and I was confused too.
When you said "Poor Isla or Kayla" I thought you meant "Poor (Isla or Kayla)", not "(Poor Isla) or Kayla"

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>>6221750
you need more than a drift to play a wind instrument.

>>6221752
she wouldn't be looking here

>>6221759
you could go take a few classes on s4s, they have an interesting curriculum.

>>6221761
Don't tell her that her butt makes you asexual.

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>>6221758
the language of science? no

My philological studies have satisfied me that a gifted person ought to learn English (barring spelling and pronouncing) in thirty hours, French in thirty days, and German in thirty years. It seems manifest, then, that the latter tongue ought to be trimmed down and repaired. If it is to remain as it is, it ought to be gently and reverently set aside among the dead languages, for only the dead have time to learn it.
- Appendix D of A Tramp Abroad, "That Awful German Language"

>>6221762
this, my english senses did that as well.

>>6221751
I kind of don't think so. I tend to assume that the second word in the list is not affected by the adjective unless there's a way of specifically denoting same.

Spanish is really nice, however, because you can easily distinguish between the two if the two in the list are feminine and masculine, the adjective will match the one you are referring to.

>>6221762
Maybe I'm just dumb. That's what happens when you take STEM classes instead of English classes, I suppose.

>>6221755
I'll take your word for it, love.

How is /mtfg/ doing tonight?

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done!

pls use this for the next thread :3

>>6221474
mean :(

>>6221717
>maybe when my electro is done and i can go out without makeup and shaving and wtfever
I certainly hope so and hope is everlasting.

>>6221717
>the former
Oh. Oooooh. I apologise. Sometimes I have trouble keeping up with the terminology here.
Are you still with your gf of old? She isn't putting out or something?

>>6221732
I am not talking about that here. That's private. I hope everything went well with minimum fuss.

>>6221732
I wasn't memeing.
I just feel so lost and angry with everything.

>>6221743
I hate that pic!

>>6221751
No but throwing away hrt is

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Hey bitches, haven't been here in a while.
Any of the original tripfags around?

>>6221775
impressively bad

>>6221770
if it wasn't for the fucking noun genders I would be fluent already
jesus christ it's like having to learn 3 languages because you have to learn 3 completely different sets of endings for everything

UMMM girls, I think my spiro pills are fake because they taste like mint. or is this a thing?

>>6221767
>drift to play
I assure anon, I can blow, I can blow like the northern wind in the artic winter.

>>6221762
but parenthesis are not puntuation marks anon!!!!!

>>6221775
This is one of the weaker group pics yet. I feel like you are just pushing this because there is a slightly brown girl in it.

>>6221779
Ricky-poo?

>>6221775
>reclaimed my rightful throne as satan, the global taunt

NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE TERROR OF OMEGA SQUAD!

Inb4 r63 teemo

>>6221775
REEEE I wanted to be the one in the middle getting her tits felt up

>>6221640
Listen Korra, I'm going to be nice, but this needs to stop now!
This is cancer!
This weeb shit is giving me tumors and it's not ok!

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>>6221787
Who knows~ ;^ )

>>6221779
oh god

>>6221791
but youre str8 flannel :^)

>>6221792
a-angie?

>>6221791
too bad
you're the lesbo checkin' out the platypussy

I wanna die cos i don't wanna transition and I have no grace charm or feminine traits and a laugh like a thug

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>>6221407
fuckin saved

>>6221798
only ironically

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What would an actual mtfg group pic look like you think? Not putting names over anime pics but actually everyone together.

>>6221775
>tfw don't post enough to get a spot

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>>6221802
mean as fuck
dont turn my horror experience into a meme

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>>6221777
>I hope everything went well with minimum fuss.

thanks but unfortunately I am in superdeep shit now. maybe Ill have to drop out. at least the hrt problem is solved

>>6221778
I can never tell with you. I still cant tell if youre serious. you do that like every few weeks

>>6221779
I am one of the originals.

>>6221785
>mint
thats normal

>>6221804
There would be blood.

>>6221804
A big, decadent mess...

>>6221794
This is turning into a regular reunion. And to think I was about to go to sleep since I have stuff to do tomorrow (well today).
How are you? How is life treating you?

>>6221802
dynamite fucking crop on that, gj me.

>>6221717
SEX

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ha ha, ya ha ha. amirite, ladies?

>>6221775
ps why does everyone keep writing phienchan?
it's -chen, which is a thing in german
it's also why you have to refer to little girls as 'it'

>>6221810
It wouldn't be this so much as it would be a catfight.

>>6221814
It's why transwomen step up to fill all the lady-stem jobs.

>>6221751
Well uh what are you then? Just curious.
>>6221736
Ya I get that its unusual. Im not one for attention so idk :/. My goal is to pass perfectly not live as a forever tranny getting ffs soon fingers crossed.

I just wanted something that sounded like my boy name

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>>6221814
...

>>6221814
>tfw you will never get to use a natural body function as an excuse to not do things for a week every month

>>6221717
be intimate with me bunny baby

>>6221775
i presume Aife is under the water choking on my huge girthy shemale sissystick? they called me 'the baguette smuggler' back in dickgirl college

>>6221814
>this is why the tranny programmer stereotype is a thing
:I

>>6221816
I think I started it actually...

>>6221802
Why does your browser give you awesome info? are you some sort of tech wizard?

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>>6221816
>it's also why you have to refer to little girls as 'it'

is it? Mädel is neutrum as well, I think that has a cultures background, even though youre right that -chen forces neutrum.

>>6221784
isnt that basically the same in Latin?

>>6221819
Maggie?
Marie?
Margot?

>>6221825
yes exactly

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>>6221797
Oh god indeed.

>>6221808
>nazi weebshit maymays
ye I remember

>>6221812
I'm pretty good. Life's pretty good even with all the stupid shit that it keeps bombarding me with. Glad I left this place a while ago desu, that breath of fresh air did me good.

>a regular reunion
who else is back?

>>6221804
I don't know if that image is genius or I'm just really, really hungry right now.

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>>6221831
>tfw I will never stroke Phien's hair

>>6221829
4chan x.

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>>6221808
I feel life would be easier as a male but being a male is so god damn disgusting.

>>6221829
boy you're fucking new aren't you

>>6221802
>anon why are you pants sticky
>"because I like to masturbate in bed mother"

>>6221775
>ignored because anon
._.

>>6221817
I can't be arsed to fight unless I'm given a really good reason to. Which is probably a good thing given I tend to cause some real damage once I do start fighting.

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>>6221778
that's just wasting money, you could had gave it away to the hons in need in your creep pics

>>6221792
this a weeb site, though. let her push herself into the group, it's better than appearing just to complain and leaving.

>>6221800
you wanna die because you're a ferral child?

>>6221802
i remember one about chrome saving the last pic anon browsed as a quick link in the blank page and it being hardcore gay sex.

>>6221804
you've seen the group hon pics. the same but 5 to 10 years younger.

>>6221852
Get a trip already, come on, it's not hard!

>>6221808
>superdeep shit
Shieeeeet. Wanna hop on Skype tomorrow?

>>6221852
well if you got a trip you'd get lotsa love ~

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>>6221828
>I think I started it actually...

no its generally just english antives being blind. people regularly referred to me as Pheinchan since 2013

>>6221841
>tfw unstroked ;-;
its actually really long now. I kinda need to get it recolored, its just a copper/blonde clusterfuck atm

>>6221846
I can relate.
Id rather die than go back tho

>>6221858
sure! Ill be around in the evening and night, except for when we cook and eat dinner

>>6221847
>fucking new

Egads!!!!! what tipped you off? you must be like some sort of columbo sherlock holmes anon!!!!!

pleeese don't DOXX me!!!!!!!!! :(

(maybe I'm just an OG trip trying to start her life anew after self destructing on the board, so I have to sell my ingenuity hard)

>>6221833
Martha. Deliciously old-fashioned.

>>6221831
I think it's worse in latin, but I ain't fucking learning latin

even welsh, with mutation, was easier
and mutation is pretty spooky
this is how you say cardiff in welsh:
caerdydd, gaerdydd, nghaerdydd or chaerdydd - depending on the context
and it was STILL easier to learn than german

I wanna quit my job and walk the streets until someone kills me

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Who here /drinking in the middle of the day in a hip bar because your life is like a dream vacation every day/?

>>6221839
I can't tell you how glad I am to hear that. Ricky has finally grown up.

>>6221872

shave cyba's eyebrows off when she's sleeping.

>>6221863
Fair enough. I knew it was chen, I just tossed on the -chan instead to be cutsey.

>>6221864
>This much Sass
Wew lass.

>>6221872
Sorry I missed you guys yesterday.

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>>6221854
I only had like 2 spiro and that's it.
And I shouldn't do creep pics.
I hate myself for doing that.

>>6221863
I hate being trans
Just fuck me up

>>6221867
(although I don't think you'd ever say gaerdydd because it's mostly for verbs / adjectives / things that you can possess)
but if you wanted to say "your cardiff" for some reason, it's "dy gaerdydd" (I think)

>>6221877
You can come tomorrow!!
>>6221875
She is very particular about them Tbh

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>>6221819
I'm a piece of shit. My pronouns are go/kill/yourself

>>6221852
don't fall for the memes, then you'll post pre-hrt pics hoping for compliments

>>6221869
get one of those i hate niggers signs, they help a lot and it's a respectable start up

>>6221872
just /posting at 4chan/

>>6221872
why did maddie dye her hair red?!

>>6221833
>>6221866
I find all those names gross. Marie is too hispanic. The rest are old as fuck. I was born in 1993 (too old for all the "mcs" mckayla, mckenna) or I'd consider going with one one of those lol.

I hate names. I have been transitioning quite away but could never settle on a name...

>>6221866
I like Martha, but it's still gonna raise eyebrows.

I actually think Mara might be your best bet. Margot is WAY too old-fashioned, so is Maggie.

I also don't recommend Margaret, which is my sister's name, who goes by another name because of how old-fashioned it is.

>>6221873
me too
>>6221839
hi ricky, i'm glad you've grown
i've felt guilty for a while about being mean to push you out of this cesspit
i'm sorry

Any chasers here who will murder me. You can fuck me too or whatever

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>>6221872
Cyba and Maddie, that's who!!!!!!

>>6221876
TFW I have to resort to answering anon provocations becuase I'm an attentionwhore.

>>6221857
>>6221859
2shy ;_; the only reason I'm even remotely capable of socialization here is because I'm anonymous.

>>6221863
what is the etymology of phienchen anyway?

>>6221727
I know someone with that name. I don't know if it's too ethnic, but she is jewish if that matters.

>>6221891
My aunt's name is margaret and its also old fashion so I agree no thanks!

>>6221889
Personally, I'd consider another name. I abandoned my old name entirely, just because its female counterpart would have sounded very strange and would have raised eyebrows.

>>6221896
then sadly the trashcan is where you will remain with the rest of the anons :(

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>>6221867
I can into latin. its not that bad cause you only have to translate and not speak fluently, so I think speaking german fluently is actually harder.

Never knew before what eternity was made for. It is to give some of us a chance to learn German.
- Notebook #14, 11/1877 - 7/1878 (Mark Twain)

>>6221876
I know, you asked me for permission iirc :3

>>6221881
ya, if I could go back in time before I met my bf Id just kms and let him live his life in peace. now I have to stick around to not hurt him too much. its ironic in a way.

>>6221896
Phie+connector n+chen (makes things smaller/cuter, much like the japanese chan, but applicable to everything)
the Phie comes from Sophie, which is my name

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>>6221881
there are much better reassons to hate yourself, if you keep trying i'm sure you'll find the right answer and you'll finally be happy knowing why you hate yourself

>>6221887
to get to the other side

>>6221889
call yourself The Artist Previous Known as Anon, it will look great in your drivers license.

>>6221891
Also being Martha could save your child's life.

>>6221894
did the OP use to have a chaser map? I think I remember that but I can't trust my memory

>>6221887
Flaming snape

>>6221896
I mean... I started here with "Agony Uncle" as a trip. That's hardly a memorable name, much less one that can be tracked back to me.

>tfw you're starting to think about changing your name, and you've become attached to your trip

Well... this will be awkward.

"Why do you want to change your name to Sirona?"

"I don't know, I just grew attached to it while using it to post on an underwater basket weaving forum"

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>>6221873
>finally grown up
I wouldn't go that far yet :p Have to acknowledge I'm still pretty much a brat. Just a tad more sensible brat.

>>6221893
Heyo. Who are you though? Just an anon or someone I used to know?

>>6221819
You could choose Madeline and go by Maddie.

>>6221901
Ya the name I thought I was going to use for awhile was "kara" but now I am not sure cause it sounds very feminine and cutsy and that doesn't really describe who I am.

I would choose Marin, but theres a girl in my class whos name is that and the only reason I know of that name is cause I met her! fml. I like it though. But I will be around her for 3ish more years and it would be creepy to steal her name

>>6221891
I'm pretty sure Margaret would get people to look at you with disgust in some parts because of Thatcher. I mean, that's pretty much like naming your kid Adolf...

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>>6221908
>you asked me for permission iirc :3

Yeah, that sound like me all right!

:p

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>>6221908
Iktf so much
I feel like a rock that is holding him down

>>6221906
You don't particularly like anons, do you?

>>6221908
Latin is very difficult, difficult to the point that I switched to Spanish. It's also not useful to speak latin fluently.

>>6221910
I've no clue what you mean.

>>6221916
Ya I could or Madison. I was always sort of not into that. I never liked how "maddie" sounded. No offense to any maddies.

>>6221908
some of the consonant clusters are really hard too
like in Mädchen, I just can't say dch
or I guess Phienchen too
consonant+ch is impossible

but then again I guess english has a couple of ridiculous ones
don't germans find it really difficult to say squirrel or something?

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>>6221923
Kill yourself whore

>>6221914
doesn't matter anymore, goodbye

>>6221919
Nope, in the US we have no idea who the prime minister in the UK even is :^)

>>6221922
i dislike anons greatly. there's only a few very special ones I ever reply to

>>6221927
Haha ya fuck off. I saw you up there.

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>laying on my back
>proping my arms up on my chest so I can post on my phone
>feeling pillowy squishes on my forearms

I'm not going to lie this is disconcerting and distracting, borderline dysphoric

>>6221896
You could always try socializing with me

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>>6221910
I hate myself because I'm obsessed with appearances.
I have a BF and that should be enough but I seek approval just like most of society.
I don't want to be seen as some man or hon, but just a normal looking girl.

>>6221917
ok

https://www.ssa.gov/oact/babynames/top5names.html

Find year of birth, then pick a name.

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>>6221931
How do you tell 'em apart?

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>>6221929
Adiós

mega evolution is the dumbest shit desu

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>>6221927
>M9
>not a browning high-power FN competition model.

What is this, anime for casuals?

>>6221936
>already horny
>now this
FAYE STAHP

>>6221906
rude ;_;

>>6221908
oooh I see. I figured it was a combination of something and mädchen but couldn't figure out what

>>6221931
Fucking nigger hon gelling garbage

>>6221936

if you woke up and you had the ideal bf of your dreams would you let him fuck you every single day?

>>6221936
unf

>>6221936
l-lewd... 'e.e

>>6221942
posting style and the things they say

>>6221949
anons aren't ppl so I didn't violate any human rights

>>6221940
Nah fuck that. Im not going to choose a random girl name just cause its popular. "jennifer".

Mary? Marie? Meryl?

>>6221951
Die in a fire.

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>>6221906
i find that opinion insulting when anons are more than half of the thread, I wish you could block us to make things easier.

>>6221911
great DS name

>>6221922
on day your child could be about to get murdered and the killer would find out that his mother is also called martha

>>6221923
a lot of people would say that that nick name fits, though

>>6221931
if you can distinguish a troll from a person with an opinion in 4chan you're gonna have great troubles in your day to day life.

>>6221936
is it borderline personality disphoric, though?

>>6221939
if the realization doesn't make you happy then you still don't know why you hate yourself.

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I wish I was a machine desu

>>6221959
No I don't like any of those. Thought of them. Plus Meryl is really old. So is mary. They don't name girls that in the 90s...

>>6221936
my favorite angle, fukkin' saved

>>6221951
Don't you have better things to do with your time?

Like basic addition and subtraction?

>>6221959
See, I was thinking Marie would work for her, but I think she said it was "too hispanic"?
All of the Maries I know are white as shit.

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>>6221922
>It's also not useful to speak latin fluently.
its pretty useful, italian is really close, my latin teacher never learned italian, but he goes there on vacation and talks to the people no problem. his level of latin was insane tho. he could literally translate it while reading without even thinking.

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>>6221954
You can't spell fun without unf
>>6221948
So many ways to make me stop, so little time o.o;
>>6221953
Only once per day? I'd make sure my partner was fucking exhausted
>>6221955
N..oo... Ok maybe a little

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>>6221947
This is an M9 you fucking casual.

#glock19gen4masterrace

>>6221914
I would love to catch up Ricky, but I am barely staying awake as it is. Again I am glad you are feeling better. Drop in some time, it will make you feel miserable again in no time.

>latias joined your team
w-why the fuck?

WHAT SHOULD I CALL IT THO

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>>6221957
now you're making me feel bad for worrying about you

>>6221958
isn't jennifer slang for trans in the us atm?

>>6221963
you already are, way to waste your first wish

>>6221962
That sounds like a crappy coming of age book's subplot.

>>6221962
>on day your child could be about to get murdered and the killer would find out that his mother is also called martha
lmao

>>6221976
Ya cause all the old hons chose it cause it was popular in the 80s and 70s of which all the old hons are part of now

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>>6221971
>I'd make sure my partner was fucking exhausted

two of my friends have come out as trans recently, one of them starting estrogen. is there something in the air this month

>>6221966
Mariah. Melissa. Molly. Monica. Margret. Miriam. Myra. Michelle. Megan.

I don't know, if you aren't seeing anything you like better than Mara then I think you should go with that.

>>6221976
i should say rude anons aren't people the regular ones are fine

>>6221978
it's not, it's a crappy zack snyder movie's main plot

>>6221986
actually i am all anons, every single anon

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>>6221973
That is a fair point. In my defence, I prefer rifles, and the only pistols I know are in the AMT line.

>>6221969
Studied Latin for nine years. I used to be able to casually read Classical Latin.

>>6221975
SCREEEEEEEEE
have you seen the movie jesus its annoying

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>>6221962
Why should it make me happy?

>>6221990
lol suddenly I take back the mean things I said and I like anons now c:

>>6221969
I've never heard of that. I didn't know Latin and Italian were quite that similar.

>>6221973
How does one even firearm?

>>6221990
Close enough.

>>6221975
Call her Altia

>>6221964
i was at uni with a Meryl born 1990. sweet girl, very christian. its not a common name tho.

>>6221983
In the water supply, more likely.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenoestrogen

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>tfw clinging to masculinity
>tfw can't let go
>tfw I know I'll die if I let go

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>>6221974
I've dropped in before. Haven't stayed for long and not really planning to.
Talk to you some other time maybe o/

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>>6221975
lmao look what it let me all it

>>6221993
I have not seen the movie desu

>>6221984
Molly is not the worst but im just not into it. Same with Megan and Michelle. The others are too feminine or ethnic sounding (mariah... monica.. miriam.. very spanish)

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>>6221975
I hope my game comes next week desu, I'm not Cool enough to know all the pokemans by name tho
>>6221965
Any requests?
>>6221980
Let's not forget every trans girl who is 20-30 and their obsession with Alice in wonderland leading them to all chose Alice, I know like 10 Alices
>>6221981
I'm just saying, I've been in the military, and used to do cross country, I know how to push my body beyond what most people can, I don't get tired, and I will keep going until they collapse.

>>6221990
>>6221999
kiss

>>6222009
or perhaps you'll finally live :3

>>6222001
Idk cyba likes guns and cars and I like makeup and cute dogs. I'm the femme one and she's the butch

>>6222012
I've never met a "Monica" who was Hispanic, and I know a lot of Hispanic girls.

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>tfw I lift even though I want to be a girl.
Memes n dreams.

>>6221976
i was gonna be jennifer

>>6222016
lol yes alice. Jesus.. and they ALL mention that whole "alice is liek a trans girl cause they are going to wonderland" shit.. Puke. Sorry alices...

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>>6221966
while i was agreeing with the general feeling that we've become civilized and the rare barbaric angry anons should be bullied for bullying, you really can't assume someone will respond in any other way to that.

>>6221986
you should just take the social norms of the social media you are using and continue your life without making pointless acusations and trying to force yourself into some imaginary club of people you'll never meet.
or yeah, specify which anons you don't like.

>>6221978
it's stuff zizek crapped out for a fashion magazine, at the end is a letter where he basically says he did it for the money and he would love to get payed to ramble about nothing instead of being an academic.
he's my hero.

>>6221979
thank you, I didn't know how I could make the joke more obvious

>>6221998
you'll know when you find it. maybe it's under the couch.

>>6222009
you sound pretty homo to me, no offense, I'd date you pre transition.

>>6222012
molly will get you tons of very touchy friends

>>6222018
I'm not a lesbian ><

>>6222022
So who is the top? :^)

>>6222023
I can't not think of monica lewinsky haha

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>>6222023
it's a very common name here

>>6222024
one day you'll lift you'll prince carry your manlet husband into your dream house and never go back until he dies.

>>6222024
Where did you get that pic of Faye?

>drifting in and out of sleep
>sort of dreaming
>see a cartoon lizard with crazy looking eyes
>it starts yelling a high pitched "ARRRGGGGGGGHHHHH" sound and doesn't stop until I wake up

Stupid lizard get oUT OF MY BRAIN!

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>>6222009
JUST DO IT! I used to be a tough guy football and hockey player who called any guy who did anything feminin a faggot, now i'm a tranny who listens to Britney Spears and Taylor Swift, and whose wardrobe is 50% pink.

Stop repressing, be the person you were meant to be anon!

>>6222031
trans crime statistics

>>6222025
I've never had the courage to ask what my name would have been. (My dad has given a lot of un-asked-for suggestions for names to use instead of what I've chosen though, I think he doesn't like it.)

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>keeping most hrt with a friend to safeguard against parents it all
>friends parents find it, confiscate
>ok with me being trans, but wont give it to me until i turn 18 in 2 months

>no hrt
fuck

KILL ME
I
L
L

M
E

freaking out rn tbqh
what do?

>>6222021
I'll be a freak though

>>6222025
my mom ""forgets"" what she was going to name me

>>6222036
dont do drugs kids

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>>6222028
That doesn't make sense

>>6222036
hah! now you have the lizard
I'm freeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>6222016
surprise me?

>>6222022
Oh, you're a couple. Got it.
Apparently I'm just stupid for not picking up on that.

>>6222028
Are you saying I shouldn't be flippant? I'm not really understanding you, love.

>>6222033
I mean, barring her.

>>6222034
Where is "here" for you?

>>6222044
Iktf anon

>>6222042
... Provide a calm and reasoned argument about how they've stolen your property?

Or you could get your friend to steal it back.

I dunno.

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>>6222016
>I'm just saying, I've been in the military, and used to do cross country, I know how to push my body beyond what most people can, I don't get tired, and I will keep going until they collapse.

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>>6222037
you sound like a horrible person no matter the sex. love the pic.

>>6222038
we should really stop robbing drugstores

>>6222042
you can stand 2 months, or just buy AAs to wait. flannel will tell you how nice it is to be on AA only.

>>6222043
i'm sure you can achieve freaky status

>>6222026
>>6222016
I really like alice in wonderland tho... it was a good movie. don't let hons ruin it

>>6222005
well shit. its happening. the degenerate trap filled world /d/ has been dreaming of will soon be a reality. at least its fun

>>6222042
If you have money for it, order more for the next two months then use what they give you back; HRT has a long shelf life, it won't go bad. (I'm sorry you're in such a shitty situation though.)

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>>6221998

>>6222030
love knows no gender
now kiss dat bitch

i can feel my personality ebbing out of me and eplaced by a wamr fuzz like champagne

mmmm


good

>>6221936
i gotta say iktf
well the first part
I like it it makes me assured hrt is working
so great to actually

if i could be this blazed 24/7 or even 5 days a week at least, i would probably go fulltime
i can accept myself so much more liek this

>>6222045

b-but I never have done either!

>>6222047

Why are lesbians so devious? Why can't you just let be live lizard free lives?

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>tfw I will never be Edie or Faye

>>6222042
wow what the fuck
who thinks they have a right to do that to another eprson kchil
rong

there is evil in the west my friends

WHY

IS IT A PIZZA SLICE AND NOT A PIZZA SECTION?

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>all these cutesy competition pistols

This is a p229r, it shoots a .40s&w, has nitron sites, a rail system, nice checkering, super fast slide, dove tail to keep it in your hand while your moving, military grade specs on firing after exposure to sand and salt water. It is a killing machine, and it's my only gun, because you only need one when you have it.

>>6222042

Steal it back, NOW!

>>6222042
This sounds very made up.

>>6222067
but I like someone else kinda. . . . ;<

>>6222076
its a pizza percentage

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>>6222046
my internet is slow so my chatbot answers keep acumulating, i don't know what you're talking about.
the frame is from a movie about the paris commune filmed like a documentary.

>>6222052
be flippant if you want, defending trips and attacking anonimity in 4chan will get you hate in any board.

>>6222066
deep

>>6222072
you haven't done drugs nor children?

>>6222073
steal their pics and post as them in transbian general, I repurpose Edies camming videos and get some mad cash

>>6221936
I don't know if I don't know that feel because I am okay with having breasts or because I don't have enough breasts to get dysphoric about.

>>6222072
I was born to be devious bb
enjoy your lizard anon

>>6222076
that's an awfully german thing to say
you wouldn't happen to be from klaipeda would you?

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>>6222057
> you sound like a horrible person regardless of sex
I went from normie to normie, with vaporwave being my one autistic weakness

My mom says she accidentally used the men's restroom today. Apparently it wasn't marked as well as it could have been.

She says she thought it was strange there was a urinal in the women's bathroom but thought maybe it was being remodeled from a men's or something and once she saw a normal toilet in another stall she was fine.

It was until a man walked in did she realize the mistake she made. The guy said he saw her pink nail polish under the stall door and went to check the door before he came back in.
Then when they met outside the stalls she and the stranger both had a laugh in the bathroom about it after realizing her mistake.

Hmm. I should have asked Mom what she would have done in the reverse scenario.

>>6222044
>>6222041

oh no it was the name i was gonna pick. i was going to be 'Joan' (family name given to venomous bitches it seems), 'Brighty' (idk lol) or 'Agnes'.

fuckin Brighty m8

>>6222073

This desu

>tfw virtually content

>>6222042
>in 2 months
REEEEE early transitioners out

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>>6222077
I love it when you talk dirty you sexy bitch.

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>>6222091
But urinals in the girls room is the new norm

>>6222077

/k/ummies t b h

>>6222103

Everything in that image makes me miserable.

>>6222097
I started at 18 and 6 months
Do I count as early?

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>>6222091
when are you meeting your new dad?

>>6222093
Brighty the Mighty.

>>6222097
don't leave

>>6222103
don't tell girls how to pee, cis pig

>>6222077
See... that's nice and all but...


"Unique"

>>6222086
nop. i was even like what's klaipedia? not lithuanian. (sorry actual lithuanians)

I hate being trans so much

>>6222125
heres your club jacket.

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>>6221640
>Grace
>graces
Lmao Korra

>>6222110
yes

>>6222113
<.<
>.>

>>6222128
>>6221640
Tfw korra forgets me T.T

>>6222125
Meh you get used to it. Or should I say deal with it, sometimes I even like it.

Actually I'm still all over the place.

>>6222122
oh it's this city that used to be full of germans

why is your name lithuanian if you're not lithuanian lol

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>>6222115
Mine is engraved with my tour dates and unit crest ^_^
>>6222113
>>6222107
The bathroom stuff is horrible
>>6222104
>>6222100
o////o;

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>>6222113
I'm upset that hrt and ffs had no effect on me.
I played the game and failed