mtfg (Male to female general)

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>>6112097
I do wear them.

Why is my face so fucked up ;_;

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birdy isn't a bird...

>>6112118
Most of the regulars in this thread need a real therapist.

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I wish I could be a female edition of Jay Gatsby.
> mfw I realize I can't.

>>6112104
Make a poll, I love frogpolls!
>>6112111
No problem! And yeah, you do need room to spread your wings, but it's always good to have a good relationship with your family too!
>>6112119
>hon
That's lies and you know it. You sound like Kayla desu, and not in a good way :/

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>>6112122
do I need one?

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>>6112122
Maybe so. But being insane is at least interesting for myself.


>>6112118
I'm considering it. I'm fucking manic right now and feel good for no reason.

>>6112119
>i doubt it desu. like i look rly bad.
You underestimate my depravity.

>>6112122
Nobody "needs" a therapist, although a lot of people do benefit from one. Convincing people that every major and minor issue in their life requires therapy is one of the biggest cons ever pulled off, like, it rivals the Catholic Church's "Indulgences" bullshit.

>>6112125
Nah you're cool.

Why's the thread dead now?

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how's your saturday going /mtfg/

are you doing anything tonight

>>6112100
thanks...
im talking to her now and i think i will

>>6112136
Watching hockey tbvh

>>6112136
It's been okay I did two finals and got panera, I probably won't be doing anything tonight tho.

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>>6112133
I am literally crazy tho...
I just compensate with nazigirls :3

>>6112130
Oooh, you know what I mean.
They need to sort their shit out and the fact that they've been dwelling on it for years shows they're not doing that. There's plenty of stuff people can do by themselves that will also help them deal with their problems but some of the people here are either not seeking solutions or are going about it wrong.

Good advisory though; you're right. I don't want to sound like everyone needs therapy. I just know I've had pretty good results with one and see a lot of the same self-destructive thoughts here that I've found help with.

My roommate just smoked a ton of weed and now my apartment smells super dank, and I think I got a slight contact high becuase I'm getting really peckish even though I just ate. What do?

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>>6112087
>tfw iktf

>>6112100
Nope, nothing to do with immigration, it's all cuts to reduce the state debt caused by the recession. Apparently protecting the citizens is lower priority than protecting their friends in big business.

>>6112115
true!! catboy friends are the best kind of friends
bcs they know how good headpats and scritches feel and are very happy to administer them

>>6112124
Yeah exactly! I was raised to be a very family oriented person, I just need to be able to be my own person. I'm afraid if I stay living with them I'll never actually go full time.

>>6112130
>>6112144
we need it to get our SRS letters :~)

>>6112146
go out there and inhale it senpai
it's the weekend after all, get out of your mind

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>>6112147
At least summer is over soon right so I can wear jackets that help a bit at least ;_;

I just want to pass

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>>6112147
Robin get out of my YouTube

>>6112154
same senpai
I've gotta see my parents on monday
like that
they haven't seen that yet
idk what I'm gonna do I am freaking right tf out tbqh famalam

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>>6112151
>we need it to get our SRS letters :~)
>implying you cant just buy those letters in thailand.

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>>6112152
But I don't have any snacks, and my roommate doesn't like me

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>>6112124

http://www.strawpoll.me/10096499

http://www.strawpoll.me/10096499

http://www.strawpoll.me/10096499

>>6112147
Robin can we have sex while covered in poo lol

>>6112155
I need to get bangs like that desu
anything's better than my gross no-hairstyle atm lol

thinking of dying it pastel blue with pastel pink highlights for maximum autism once I move out??? y/n?

>>6112157
Teach me how please

I'm not going full time before srs because I refuse to be "the tranny" at work

>>6112161
No

>>6112137
>>6112147
>Apparently protecting the citizens is lower priority than protecting their friends in big business.
Wow, that's pretty fucking disgusting :c I thought England was like, the opposite extreme of us here in the US, what the hell happened?
>>6112136
Well, pretty good overall! Niceposting here made me feel lots better, and now I'm gonna go play slither.io for awhile.
>>6112142
>I am literally crazy tho...
Nothing wrong with that, 's all subjective anyway. Besides, aren't all trannies crazy by default? ;3
>>6112144
>Oooh, you know what I mean.
Yeah, I know, and you're right lol. I'm just ascared of psychiatrists because they have a lot of power for working in such an iffy field, lol.
>>6112151
Be free senpai, but remember your home!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHDgzQ6eQw4
Oh, and yeah we need them for srs, but... well whatever! xP
>>6112159
YAY! Thanks froggy friend <3

>>6112162
Where do you work where your junk is on full display?

They'll still say shit like "Anon used to be a man"

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>>6112156
>tfw everyone thinks im just a manly man with boobs and long hair with bangs
>tfw will never be a girl in other peopels eyes

>>6112124
nope. i am desu.
>>6112128
you underestimate my horrid body.
>>6112159
you on the right tbqh....

>>6112165
But it'd at least complete the package, right? like instead of people thinking "wtf is up with that person they look kinda weird I'd better keep staring" it's like "oh right that person is clearly mentally ill and thinks they're trans, better just move along and avoid eye contact"... right?

>>6112167
I mean I'm going to get srs and stay boymode at work (or quit). I just meant I couldn't technically go full time for the year that they require in order to get a letter if i do that.

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>>6112159
I give you all the exalts Ive ever found cause youve good taste in videogames.

>>6112162
honestly, you can probably ask your (thai)surgeon of choice and theyll set up an appointment with a second therapist for you. will probably cost like 500 bucks extra tho.

>>6112171
You think different from me. I'll be wearing massive hoodies and hiding in them.

>>6112170
>>6112170
>you underestimate my horrid body.
You have genitalia and a heart beat. You're overqualified for my molestation, bb.

Is there any TV series I may have missed?
I missed Mr norrel and jonathan strange, the magicians, into the badlands and the last kingdom, for a pretty long time, so maybe I missed something else.

>>6112168
Doesn't matter silly, your opinion is way more important than theirs. Also, confidence can range from like, 30% to 90% of passing, so stay confident!
>>6112170
>nope. i am desu.
You're not a hon though, you're literally cute! I would totally do cute things with you in a not entirely platonic way ;3

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>>6112177

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I didn't think I could get more depressed
I was wrong

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I hate puking

Man drinking is fun

>>6112171
>>6112161
>>6112160
I want to be a catboy. Teach me.

>>6112174
>second therapist
so I still need a first?

>>6112185
I also like to drink men

>>6112184
mouthwash helps

>>6112183
*hug*
I hope you feel better soon anon, try loud music, or soft music played at a loud volume! Or anything that makes you less depressed, really, lol.
>>6112184
Me too, although it's really pretty rare for me. Even with stomach flu I was just like - FUCK YOU VOMIT, NOT TODAY! ahahahahhahahahwa

>>6112157
>just buy those letters in thailand
haven't u seen the memes of the obsessive anti-lalalily shitposter? u can just forge it :^)

>>6112191
No like
I had a beer and a couple glasses of wine with dinner
My fucking grandparents couldn't shut up about every goddamn thing

>>6112166
Tony Blair happened. He was the leader of the Labour Party, the relatively sensible moderate-left-wing socialist party who are the other big party here other than the Conservatives, in 1997, when they won. But he was a total neoliberal nutjob and a huge fan of American capitalism, free markets etc. basically a Conservative in beliefs. So he basically got the ruling classes here hooked on making everything in our politics more like America. And that's carried over with the Conservatives, the traditionally right-wing party, who've now been in power since 2010 and have been doing it 10x quicker and 10x worse. Now the Labour Party's supporters are pissed off at the Blair generation of Labour MPs and have elected the hard-socialist Jeremy Corbyn the new Labour leader, so a lot of people like me are hoping he'll get in as leader after the next election in 2020 and reverse as much of the neoliberalism as possible. The Conservatives call America "the greatest country in the world" and "a model democracy". It's pretty fucked up. Things were perfectly okay for much of the 1990s, and before the late 1970s. The 80s being the last major period of Tory rule, which saw the Hillsborough disaster, the Falklands War, the poll tax riots, and a whole load of other horrible shit and social unrest. The Tories are equivalent to the Republicans, Labour... well, the entire USA political system is skewed so right-wing there's not really a major party in the USA like Labour, even the Tories would probably get called communists over there.

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>tfw you mount yourself on your dildo while high af in the shower.
Last night was fun.

i need a gf to cuddle and love forever desu

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>>6112190
needing one is the standard (cause thailaws require 2 letters)
if they can get you one tho, they can get you two as well.

>>6112194
just forge what?`the letters? probably true, its not like they call your therapist.

>>6112191
>tfw never did gay experimentation in high school
>tfw still haven't sucked a dick

>>6112179
Fargo season 2? Best season of a show of the last 5 years or so imo.

>>6112196
Fucking reply to me u rood person

>>6112187

>>6112197
This was literally all of college for me.
I was late/didn't go to sooo many classes b/c of it.
>get high and buttwank

>>6112187
Copy this IRL
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=catboy&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiQk9mm6rfMAhXrJMAKHQQoBCQQ_AUIBygB&biw=1366&bih=667

be cute and affectionate
be into petplay, imo
etc.

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>>6112200
I need a boyfriend who makes me feel special and cuddles me when i'm sad.

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>>6112108
just woke up, the mordecai and rigby movie was playing on my tv
mordecai disowned rigby as his best friend after he found out he forged a college rejection letter
and then i instantly started crying once he said "you're not my friend, you've always held me back. i can't believe i didn't see until now"

>tfw a cartoon triggers memories of days bygone with a former good friend and you start bawling as soon as you wake up

god, that fucking hurt to wake up to. we loved regular show too. maybe this is something telling me i should kill myself

>>6112211
thank u

>>6112200
I need emotional fulfillment and psychological intimacy

>>6112205
Have it on mind, but don't want to watch it now.

>>6112196
Wow, sorry your country got fucked hard, I hope things get fixed soon :c I'm pretty sure brits in general are considered commies over here, but taking welfare from people who actually need it is kind of fucked, even for us lol.
>>6112197
I haven't smoked a single marijuana yet, and it's my third semester! *proud*
Wish I had a mountable dildo, or like, a dildo at all - they sound fun!
>>6112203
Oh, hi me!
>>6112214
No anon, it's just a feels-intense coincidence. Please don't kill yourself ;-;

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>>6112212

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>>6112224
In a alternative universe Elanna works for the Stasi in the DDR and hunts war criminals in hiding like you Phienchen.

>depressed
>chipped nail polish
>ugly grew button up men's shirt
>guys jeans
>everyone calls me ma'am all day
>will that be all for you miss?
>answer in gruff man voice
>have a good day miss

What the fuck is wrong with everyone today

>>6112202
Oh. Okay. I'm looking on suporns site and it seems like he only needs one letter now but im probably misreading

Sick of waiting desu

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Asking again.

Is there any TV series I may have missed?
I missed Mr norrel and jonathan strange, the magicians, into the badlands and the last kingdom, for a pretty long time, so maybe I missed something else.

>>6112166
ofc!!

>>6112170
its true.. heheheheh >:B

>>6112174
pookie RLY got me into it so..
she got greatest taste
(thanks tho)

>>6112222
it's so painful though :(

i get aroused when I do a poo

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>>6112231
no, when youre there, you talk to a thai therapist for 20 minutes or something, that gives you the second one. pretty sure its somewhere in there tho.

>>6112227
>implying we would have lost in an alternate universe in which I am in a high position in the axis
>implying I wouldnt convince elanna to join my cause

>>6112240
same to be honest..

>>6112233
The new season of Archer has been good

>>6112229
You probably look like you need affirmation

>>6112183
u can always go lower, but u can always come back up again too

>>6112193
oh the stomach flu was terrible back when I got it in like 4th or 5th grade tho I made it through a school play before puking my guts out
I vomit super easily these days and can get rlly nauseous when my blood pressure drops tho it's gotten better than when I first got sick

>>6112211
petplay a best play

>>6112233
my partner and I enjoyed that new one unbreakable kimmy schmidt

>>6112240
Oh fuck I can't fucking breathe. This is worse than poo on toast

>>6112240
>>6112242
W-wait, other people feel this way too?

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>>6112240
>>6112242
But why? I mean, it feels good, but not in a sexual way

>>6112241
Oh. Well that's whatever then, probably. Maybe I'll call my local gender clinic for therapy on Monday.

Thank you for always being good about providing information for this! It's super helpful, I know nothing

>>6112241
Suzumiya c:

>>6112246
I am literally aphyixiating from laughter. I was wheezing and lightheaded.AHAHAHAHAHH I GET AROUSED WHEN I DO I POO

>"This is a huge study and statistically powerful," Redei said. "This research opens up new routes to develop new antidepressants that may be more effective. There hasn't been an antidepressant based on a novel concept in 20 years."

>Her findings are based on extensive studies with a model of severely depressed rats that mirror many behavioral and physiological abnormalities found in patients with major depression. The rats, after decades of development, are believed to be the most depressed in the world.

>The rats, after decades of development, are believed to be the most depressed in the world.
well now I'm laughing
that's probably a good sign

>>6112245
IKR
when he puts his head on my lap and I scritch him under the chin and he looks up at me with with those big wet eyes it just makes my heart totally melt

>>6112248
its tight down there..

>>6112247
sure

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>>6112241
Have this pic, cutest nazi girl pic ever.

>>6112253
pls stop meme man

>>6112229
I dunno, it's like all the passing girls keep imagining that they don't pass ;3
>>6112233
Dr Who? I dunno I don't watch lots of live action stuffs, just youtube and cartoons and movies and anime. I'm a child at heart, right next to being a woman.
>>6112237
<3 <3 <3
>>6112239
It's always painful immediately, but when you fight to be happy you eventually reach a point where you're glad you didn't kill yourself when you wanted to. It's a shitty awful cycle, but there's always a high point for you to reach <3
>>6112245
Aww, I'm sorry :c I hope you're able to avoid feeling nauseous and that your blood pressure gets better! Good fortitude to make it through a whole play like that though, props 2 u!
>>6112249
I might never know this feel, fml~
>>6112255
Those poor fucking rats ;_;

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>>6112249
>when he's pushing your face into the pillow and smacking your ass and sitting on your legs so you can't fucking move and he just takes control

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>>6112250
youre welcome! <3 hmu if you have questions
also: assuming youre the fulltime anon: suporn has it somewhere in his stuff that he wants you to be 1 year fulltime HOWEVER he ALSO states that there are special cases where thats not practical, e.g in some fields of work. I dont know anyone that has inquired about this tho.
Good luck!

>>6112260
THANK YOU
I didnt have that :3
I really need to expand my folder

>tfw I'm in a dressing room above a bar helping to dress the host.

Im fucking drinking tonight bitches.

I just woke up :)

>>6112256
Goddamn u in suffocating from laughed coz I imaginEd Poo in that post. Ohfduck I'm crying tears.

"IKR
when he puts his poo on my lap and I poo under the chin and he looks up at me with with those big wet poos it just makes my poo totally melt"

MY THROAT HURTS FROM LAUGHING

>>6112271
I will! and yeah that was me. I read what he said about exceptions to full-time rule, so maybe it'll work out. fingers crossed. outside of work I'm mostly full time so maybe that'll be good enough

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>>6112276
morninggg my possum

https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t50.2886-16/13073520_1003677919701659_2104317971_n.mp4
>tfw even cis male models trigger your dysphoria
fuck me I really pulled a short straw, didn't I?

>>6112262
I fuckinh ccant
I am covering the post with my hand because if I read it again I will laugh

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>>6112275
Join me sister!
We'll toast the world that made us

>>6112267
i can never reach the high point, i just keep fucking myself and my friends over invariably and im too afraid to take risks but not content with my life

Anyone else drinking the madness away tonight?

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>>6112285
>tfw even poo models trigger your dysphoria
fuck me I really pooed a short straw, didn't I?

WHY IS IT SO FUNNY

>>6112292
Robin stahp

Good morning ~

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sanders for trumps running mate desu

>>6112287
I cant atm, shes streaming.

>>6112177
not rly i can take a pic rn and unsee it if you wanna know what you you are like saying
>>6112180
not if you saw like not just my face desu..
>>6112237
truuuuu just needs a bucket desu..

>>6112301
not really

>>6112291
I already did all my drinking
>>6112305
Someone else is streaming so you can't drink?

>>6112256
what do you think of the name 'Gabbie' as in Gabrielle because it'd suit you senpai

>>6112258
do u mean tight or tight in the way black people use the word?

>>6112276

Pookie what does your parents think of you being trans?

>>6112296
POO
O
O

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>tfw HAES
>tfw fat acceptance

im laffin

>>6112311
no, the way guys said it while penetrating me

>>6112311
eh idk it's not a popular one here

>>6112294
it's really not

>>6112291
yeah im trying to die

I wish I never transitioned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2352u2rDVY

>>6112310
Halping

>>6112327
not Gobbie Gabbie because u never shut up

for shame

>>6112313
do u wish for me to answer srsly or with a meme
>>6112331
didn't she khs

I make the same mistake every time I feel good about myself after looking in the mirror.
>try to take selfie with front-facing camera
>cry because I look like an ugly man
I swear I look somewhat decent in the mirror and shit. Is that how everyone else sees me?

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>>6112327
eh idk it's not a poopular one here

>>6112337
yah kinda mirrors aren't real...
if u RLLY wanna fuc urself up take a video of urself FUCKK

>>6112331
gangly, goofy men end up being gangly goofy looking women, don't they?

>mfw femgen's current 'king' (since pejic came out) just came out as trans
haha oh god, this really is funny, poor femboys

>>6112310
Aw...

>>6112330
I know that life.

>tfw you hear your voice in a recording and feel the need to apologize to everyone who ever met you.

>>6112335

srsly

>>6112343
mfw femgen's current 'king' (since pejic came out) just came out as trans
haha oh god, this really is funny, poo femboys

>>6112349
my mom tries to understand and told me she noticed my boobs and i got rlly embarassed

and my dad said I'd never be a girl :') but he's gay so mayb he'll come around

>>6112355
poo poo poo poo

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>>6112336
APERTURE WIDTH DISTORTION
OH MY GOD THIS NEEDS TO BE PUT IN THE OP POSTS THIS GETS ASKED SO MUCH

>>6112357
>told me she noticed my boobs and i got rlly embarassed

did she buy you a bra?

Alright I'm chocking to death on laughter.
Goodnight robin. Also my tripcode was poo

I should just sell my body out and give the money to my poor trans friend... She would be able to afford all of her hormones and I can be doing good in my life.

>>6112331
Why did she stop speedrunning though?

I guess she wasn't as big as siglemic (who's probably trans too), but she must've made a fair amount of money from it.
I bet people would overlook being trans, as long as she kept herself to the game, and game talk.

With the money, she could get a nose job, and braces, then she's probably good to go.

>>6112367
that's a good idea and would be a legit good thing to do but you probably won't

>>6112363
no but she told me I should definitely wear one all the time and that she was embarrassed for me r0fl

>>6112367
u shouldn't and u know it

>>6112360
>APERTURE WIDTH DISTORTION
So you're saying the camera is wrong and I should believe the mirror?

i showed my gf a picture of my parents and she said they look 'really british' and my dad looked like a serial killer and my mom looked like a young angela merkel idk i think its funny

fucking DEGENERATES
reee
>>6112336
WOWO is this how people see me with a low resolution front facing camera with no flash or a fucking mirrored surface dumb cunt

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>>6112379
how is Aife?

>>6112371
i mean it benefits people more than me just killing myself
my soul will die off either way.
>>6112372
why shouldn't I?

Yes.

>>6112379
Pls post your 7 month timeline again. I forgot to save it even though it was very encouraging.

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>tfw you destroyed the strong successful man you were who people loved to be around just to be an in between gender freak with no future who spends all day looking in the mirror and crying

>>6112384
exactly
i mean selling yourself is debatable but being selfless at your own detriment is definitely something that will go good on your heaven resume when you die

>>6112389
>All the categories are arbitrary

what did xe mean by this

>>6112383
shes perfect, she's doing good, job interviews like crazy, weather has been shitty where she is but eh, we';ve watched a lot of cool stuff recently

>>6112388
ok but i feel weird and gross about all of it
http://i.imgur.com/7f0hJzJ.png

>>6112389
iktf except i was never successful and was mainly strung out on drugs and trying to kill myself and doing mad reckless shit so w/e

>>6112372

pookie your so adorable i should buy you cat ears and a maid dress

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>all this talk of Breast growth
>imagining myself growing breasts
NOPENOPENOPENOPE STRANGE FEELS

>dude who i didnt wanna do things with is visiting again
>still dont wanna do things
>hes moving in with us maybe
>in my room
>in bunk beds
Fuck

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>>6112404
>tfw had a breast growth fetish since puberty

>>6112408
good

>>6112401
>ok but i feel weird and gross about all of it
Being trans is gross. But you're already so pretty and you have a ways to go still.

>>6112401
I was susessful as a man and had nothing but people wanting to befriend me but I pushed everyone away because I was in so much pain. I even turned down women who literally threw themselves on me all because I would rather be them then to be near them. If I didn't start transition I could have been a famous pro rider. Now I have nothing but sorrow and fugly boobs.

>>6112411
same to be honest

>>6112401
neat

>>6112408

Suck his dick at night.

No wait... Suck his dick every night.

>>6112392
i would rather sell myself than be the useless depressed sack of shit that i am now

it's feelsmusic time

tfw listen to this when i want to die and it makes me wanna die more but happy at the same time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmXpU0bRPA0

>>6112403
>__< I want possum ears !!!
>>6112404
just grow boobs...

>>6112424
just do escorting and stay classy

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>>6112389
Noted. Now how do I leave.

>>6112421
>you will never become his personal dick sucker
>he will never come to expect it and impatiently await your obedient mouth every night
>he will never lose all respect for you as a human being and just see you as a sex object

>>6112416
you'll always be our famous pro rider here, kayla ^-^

>>6112429
i wouldn't give a shit what i did.
as long as im helping someone somehow

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>>6112416
I can either wear boy clothes and be a weirdly feminine boy that people seem to ignore or be in girlmode and get the "u go gurl :))))" and see me as a carniature tranny to collect then discard when they realize I'm autistic

>>6112416
It's like looking into a time machine of my future. Only you're prettier.

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The greatest thing which ever happened to transsexuals is the Taliban

>>6112288
I think you can do it! Stop fucking yourself and your friends over and push yourself to take risks! The first step is often the hardest, so if you can push yourself to take a risk then it's easier to follow through with the rest. You can do it, go for it anon! Seize your happiness!

>>6112373
Yes. It's the closest at least. Although even still, it's a reversed image and that does some crazy brain shit. Get somebody with a proper big camera to take pics of you, I have photography student friends so I'm lucky w/ that. 135 mm lens is closest to how other peoples' eyes see you. Alternatively being a good distance from the camera, rather than arm's length, can make the distortion of your face less too. That's why I often take my outfit pics standing up and backed away from the computer.

>>6112438
you could help me by givign me someone to talk to and wallow in depression with
money too
but a pretend gf is nice too

>>6112428

When i make you wear a maid dress with cat ears you can ONLY communicate using cat noises from now on.

nyan = no

nyan = yes

What things should I pretend to be interested in to make friends?

what does everyone here like doing? Like hobbies and stuff

>>6112443
Iran performs the 2nd most srs of any country. Only Thailand beats them.

>>6112447
well i guess i could get to know you or w/e
email me if you want [email protected]

>>6112443
the Taliban are the heroes of all transsexuals

>>6112438
the only person you can help is yourself

>>6112448
mew >__<

>>6112212
i need a gf to hug and cuddle and love forever to be honest

>>6112452
no they dont. can this meme please die already

>>6112307
Well your face is cute, and that's what most people see first, right? Unless they're looking at your boobs or smth lol.

>>6112458

Pookie its time to get


NEUTERED!!!

>>6112459
i need a gf who loves me despite how much of a manchild i am

>>6112392
You're a sack of shit hips.

>>6112446
This is good to know. Thank you.

>mirrors are a reversed image
Yeah, that fucks with me to think about that. It's close enough though. I figured since I'm left-handed and my aesthetic of how things she look, etc is mostly backwards already it works out.

>>6112464
Lucky pooks o.o

>>6112452
but most iranian srs basically involves cutting a hole and shrugging. a lot of iranian srs patients end up with problems pissing themselves, pissing through their new vag, or shitting through it. it's nothing to boast about. thailand has some decent surgeons. in Iran, its essentially gay man punishment

>>6112389
>tfw you were a hopeless autistic spastic freak to begin with and your father tells you he's disappointed in the kind of person you grew up to be

>>6112336
iktf...
>>6112461
it's not, but my shoulders are massive....

>>6112464
uh oh...
nyah >__<
>>6112471
o-o;

>>6112464
can u do me first...
i wanna be an animal
ill still hump legs tho

>>6112466
-smiles at success-

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>>6112466

>>6112307
>>6112307
>not rly i can take a pic rn and unsee it if you wanna know what you you are like saying
pls do
I need something to touch myself to.

>>6112472
>shitting through it
WHAT THE FUCK

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if i were a rich girl
nanananananananananananaaaa

>>6112469
>sack of shit hips
>hips
what? lmfao

You know, I keep trying to think of something productive to say, but I'm just depressed and drinking heavily. Really shouldn't drink so much. Clouds my issues, but it never fixes anything.

>>6112454
lol no i cant
helping me is a fucking meme
>>6112384
>>6112478

>>6112475
ur face *is* cute, and I have big shoulders too - just dress to minimize that lol.
>>6112478
;3
>>6112485
I like that song!

>>6112425
I listen to this in my bathroom as I sit in the dark in the shower and let water fall on me and cry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuofG8a7EEk

>>6112479
what success
>>6112480
i have /x/ open right now

>>6112485

nooo get outttt of my headddd

>>6112479

fine but both you two have to wear a maid dress with cat ears. and those cat ears actually jingle because it comes with tiny bells on em

>>6112470
Idk senpai I think you'd be surprised at how different the two sides of your face are, humans are weirdly asymmetrical. Take a photo of yourself and flip it in photoshop or whatever and put it next to the original.

>>6112473
Ur dad's a crazy psycho tho lol, what does his opinion matter?
>>6112487
Drain your booze and start exercising okay?
>>6112491
I fucking loved that animu

>>6112488
do you just need a hug, Isla?

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>>6112488
>helping me is a meme
pic related, its both of us

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>>6112492
I know...I'm watching you

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>>6112449
Hit or miss, often really dopey and dumb - weed
Nerds -DND
Jelous fuckers - music
Super nerds - computers
"Sassy" XD Queens - makeup and choreography
Liberal hippies - secularism
A U T I S M - anime

>>6112496
>>6112496
>you'd be surprised at how different the two sides of your face are
That's why I cover the half I don't like up with my bangs.

>tfw keep getting qter and qter
i love estrogen desu

>>6112497
I just like the song

>>6112498
that wont do anything.
or at least not much.
all it will do is give me happiness for just a second...
>>6112499
well ya kinda

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hi there!!!
I love y'all!!!
big kisses!!!


I have my GRE tomorrow

>>6112492
im a womanchild

>>6112495
im a boy tho

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>>6112489
>>6112494
who /gwenstefani/ here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0lf_fE3HwA

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>>6112503

>>6112499
that picture, but add 'tranny'

>>6112507
hi kayla

>>6112510
Good luck red!

>>6112488
uh bcus it wouldn't be successful or good for u lol

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>>6112506
>tfw keep getting uglier and uglier
i hate estrogen desu

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>>6112497
>drain your booze and start exercising
I actually exercise a fair amount. I just tend to drink a lot when I'm depressed. Pretty much the only time I drink honestly. Probably the worst time to drink.

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>>6112491

>>6112504
so if I pretend to be interested in all of those things, I might find someone who'll pretend to love me?

>>6112511
>im a boy tho

Not after i inject estrogen into your butt when your sleeping.

>>6112508
you can work at it and find someone who can..

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how can I be this girl?
I want to be pretty like her

>>6112525
>tfw depressed constantly and cant exercise

>>6112523
um but you aren't?

>>6112520
yeah but it would be good for other people though.
i dont care what happens to me.
>>6112529
i wish i had someone irl who at least pretends to not dislike me.
thats all i want
>>6112530
i just dont get what you see in her.
You look a lot prettier :/

>>6112514

this will replace the fuckin fiddler

thanks bb

>>6112530
take better care of yourself
be less of a campus slut

>>6112530
you're actually prettier than her already

>>6112491
iktf senpai, heard link related today and remembered being stumbling across the video back when I was, like, 12, and feeling this weird kinda undefined general anguish and being confused why I was feeling bad (autism = can't easily put a name to what one is feeling, can't easily figure out what caused said feeling, etc.) and then scrambling to erase my parents' laptop's internet history and everything in case my dad somehow noticed I'd watched it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akYuy2FMQk4

>>6112526
I always cried, even when my testosterone was its highest, I don't think I have ever been happy. Maybe if you can't cry then you aren't trans?

>>6112484
>Iranian surgeon: oh shit we hit the bowel going in... haha who cares its a tranny

>>6112497
I don't know, I need a whole fuckload of therapy but it's not easy to get here atm.

>>6112533
you have to work at it and wait,, it'll take time but just keep working towards something important that you'd want

>>6112528
dude i wanna be feminized

>>6112499
This image is further proof all trannies are mentally ill, who in the right mind thinks like that?

>>6112510
Gender Reassignment Exam?

>>6112540
I saw a russian srs and the doctor was wearing his street clothes, couldn't sew or use a computer and the poor girl woke up 4 times thought it.

>>6112533
she looks cis...
>>6112535
No! I'm naturally a whore!!
>>6112536
no hugbox!!

>>6112545

i cant wait to make you and pookie into my pet cats

owo

>>6112548
That's hardcore as fuck.
I imagine the results were horrifying though.

>>6112546
being trans is already a mental illness
if you think you have to prove trannies are mentally ill, you're retarded

>>6112533
where do you live
id be your friend if silently sitting in the room with you overthinking shit in my head counts
im not very good at life, sorry
but i probably wouldnt dislike you

>>6112533
I don't think people would accept that help though, at least most.
I'd be way to guilty knowing you're hurting yourself to accept your 'help'
gotta help yourself first then others
>>6112545
frog is a messy little sissy boy
>>6112553
uwu

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>>6112538
It's because I have Super High T and a crushed emotional range from when I started repressing.

I feel internal sadness but no matter how hard I try I can't cry. And all I have left is anger and forced to break things. I'm certainly trans. But I was damn good at living a lie.

Although I suffered from the same rejecting women thing you did. Wanting to be them. Not be with them.

>>6112553
O3O;;
>>6112558
dont u dare add sissy into the mix.... u _ u

>>6112546
i got this from /r9k/ dude lmao
mentally ill for sure but you're shittalking the wrong group

tfw high on estradiol

>>6112558
>>6112560

pink collars may or may not be included

>>6112538
>>6112559
>being with women
women are so gay though. Who would actually date one of them?

>>6112421
I dont want to.

>>6112554
wanna see?

>>6112559
I wanna hug you

>>6112562
i want to get high realy bad

>>6112555
>>"""""FURTHER PROOF"""""
Not that you needed it, just pointing out how almost all trans think like that

>>6112544
not worth it.
there really isn't anything i want that i can work on getting right now.
other than a friend but not available.
>>6112550
she is definitely not as attractive as you though.
>>6112556
southern california
i just sit around crying and being sad all day.
im fucking terrible at life.
i also play video games sometimes i think
>>6112558
i wouldn't be saying where i got the money
i would just be giving money to help pay for my friends hrt
she needs it

>>6112568
>wanna see?
Fuck it. I got my gin ready. Bring on the horror.

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Where do I buy undies that are cute with nice colors and patterns that still fit without tucking?

I bike commute everywhere and can't tuck.

All I'm asking is XY cut with XX style.

>>6112572
>california
oh im across the country
sorry
thats all i do too
crying, binge drinking, doing drugs and playing games
it sucks being cancer

>>6112570
in other news, the clouds clearing up has revealed FURTHER PROOF that the sky is blue

I had a drink just now and I have observed FURTHER PROOF that water is wet

>>6112499
Man that picture is fucking pathetic, pick yourself up faggot

>>6112570
yeah so does everyone from /r9k/, literally
where that image comes from
please stop trying so hard
>>6112579
>>>/r9k/
hey chad hows football sesason you fuck

>>6112577
I meant it as a side effect of the mental illness (:

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>>6112579
ok

>>6112576
yeah, i can agree it does suck.

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>>6112568
I have never had a hug

Like I dunno why this is. But I instantly feel ashamed and guilty when I try express affection. Messed up.

>>6112589
what th efuck kayla stop

>>6112589
dude FUCK man shit

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>>6112589

>>6112592
srs from russia

>>6112589
Meh. Desensitised to gore.
Although I should be worried I am not evoking the typical male castration response of fear that normal men have...

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>>6112597
CHEEKI BREEKI

i want a beautiful cute srs puss!

>>6112589
Not even mtf but saw this and gotta say she shouldn't have trusted commies for anything.

Hot pic tho 10/10.

>>6112589
actually doesn't phase m eat all...
is that bad?

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>>6112580
Being broken is cool to you, isn't it?

Being depressed is a fucking choice, stop feeling sorry for yourself and pick yourself up.

>>6112589
uh.
Maybe you shouldn't just post this directly onto the board.

I thought we talked about this.

How the fuck is this not just mutilation though.
Looks like a quick and dirty castration and they cut off the glands for some reason. Meanwhile they cut off circulation to the shaft.

Did they intend to reuse the head gland somehow or is it just fucking gone now? I didn't think physically removing it was a very good idea.

I mean, jesus.

Even the "good" srs looks horrifying to watch. This is why I'm keeping my dick, fuck those fake neovags. It's not like it will come with a tubes and a womb and eggs and shit.

>>6112503
deleet dis
>>6112507
I like the song too lol :3
>>6112514
Me~ Thanks for the link :3
>>6112525
try and do something besides drinking pls, unless it helps you, because it's generally very bad for depressed peeps

>>6112602
You'll get there

>>6112604
It probably just means you hate the thing between your legs that much.

>>6112574
http://www.manties.net/

>>6112481
??? why? you really wouldn't want that.
>>6112489
not rly. i'll post in abit....

>>6112620
You don't know what I want, mom!

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>>6112616

>>6112608
I feel bad for anyone who has to get their psych advice from 4chan. Being depressed is something someone with 2 decades of experience should diagnose, not someone who sits around bitching about jpgs all day.

>>6112621
Kayla... Are you ok?

why do I have to be so fucking horrifyingly ugly?
it's not enough that I'm a tranny is it

can FFS fix non-gender-specific ugliness?

>>6112542
Good luck getting the therapy you need soon Robin, and see if there's somebody you can sue for deprivation of necessary treatment. In the US we can sue our govt. over this kind of abuse/neglect.
>>6112620
Hey cutie :3

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Just got all of the achievements for Dark Souls 3. What do I do with my life now that my gaming phase is over? (I promised myself DS3 was the last game I'll ever play).

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>>6112608
>depression is a choice
HOLY FUCK MY SIDES
You're on THE board for depression and mental illness dude lmao

I bet you're super successful too right, Mr. Wagecuck? How's suppressing everything going for you?

>never even considered depression might be the body's response to something your life being wrong

>>6112625
i think its where kayla shops fwiw

>>6112628
kayla i love you so much your so pretty i love you kayla i can't stop thinking about you i love you so much kayla

>>6112616
[vomits]
>>6112613
yeah i hate it.
its just gore
doesnt phase me at all.
>>6112632
idunno
either way my happy phase is over so im in the depression phase for the 10th time

>>6112608
Oh ok m8
care to show me your psychologists degree btw?
i bet youre just a real happy litl lad ;) i Wish some of your Sun Shine could psread to the broads fo 4chan!

>>6112328
:|

>>6112626
Exactly, they're not really depressed as what they're feeling is a choice.

Stop blaming yourself and make a fucking difference.

Seriously, what kind of pain medication helps pain from muscle atrophy? Hurts like fuck.

>>6112626
idk psychs and therapists suck LOL

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>>6112641
>tfw will always be too ugly to have people save my pics

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>>6112641

sweet jesus

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>>6112621
Kayla's finally lost it
>>6112641
that's some high level autism tbdesu

>>6112648
kayla i love you

>>6112616
>$20 flimsy fake silk panties with embarrassing lace designed for cross-dressers to jack off in made in some garage

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>>6112642
>what you feel is a choice
>feeling like shit because you were given a bad hand at life and are poor as fuck is your fault
lmao kid

found the nerd with straight a's in math

>>6112652
dont hog all of the kayla

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>mfw my anti-depressant is also an appetite suppressant

>>6112657
im her wife desu

>>6112648
Kayla, you're supposed to sell your soul to the devil to get pretty. Like signing a contract in blood, mother's maiden name, etc.

You're not supposed to sit around in your dark room and call spirits on a ouija board until you're possessed.

>>6112655
Wait, who is this semen demon?

>>6112634
Depression, autism, OCD etc. doesn't fucking exist, you choose to be like that in your fucking head you cuck

My life is going great thank you very much, nothing to suppress. You should stop trying to project your mental illness on me, it's pretty sad lol

>>6112623
i know you don't want that.
>>6112630
i'm not rly cute ok.
>>6112608
ok kid psych is run by the jews too right?
>>6112642
ayyylmao, you can just stop feeling dysphoria too right?

>>6112648
I want to cuddle u

>>6112632
>willingly giving up happiness
its like u WANT depression!

>>6112658
What are you on, anon? I just got on Zoloft like a day ago.