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post below this one is a fat bitch!

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>>5928751
I don't know you so idk what to say but I'll give you hugs

Guess who's hammered? This girl!

3rd for hereditary titles are wrong.

>>5928760

Eat healthier.

>>5928748
No I'm not. I don't troll I'm old hun. I just argue with people that piss me off.
you think im a weirdo but its who i am and im proud of it. proud i say!
>>5928732
I have some pics of me in my pink heels and my legs aren't as smooth as I thought and I dropped my norelco and it won't work I'm srsly pissed rite now, I'm still gunna upload it i dont care

>>5928761
I was drunk in the tc earlier and looking for u but I'm sober now caddy baka

>>5928760
stop being fat

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>tfw I will never be a princess.

>>5928765
I was drunk in a club slut! Get on my level.

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>>5928753
I wish I was with someone that treated me like a princess. Or even like, desirable. Isn't it the ideal to be with someone that makes you feel adored?

>>5928770
Wtfffff I wanna go dancing wit u and get dick

>>5928772
Likewise. We'll do it in DC

>meeting family who you haven't seen since transitioning tomorrow
this'll be fun...

>>5928765
it was cool you came!

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>>5928773

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>>5928769
>tfw I will never be happy.

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>>5928766
>>5928763
lmao pls 140 lb chubster for lyfe
>>5928769
>tfw
>>5928771
you and i both anon
i hope one day i can be the most special girl in the world to someone
make them really happy
and that they'll love me like no other
i know im just kinda shit though so im not holding my breath
>>5928777
>iktf

>>5928753

hi, anyone know if butch lesbian and trans women porn exists and where to find some?

thanks.

>>5928687

n-no

>>5928737

>faye in the sun around cherry blossoms
that basically sold me.

>>5928774

prob some deadnaming and gender fuck ups out of habit but otherwise should be fun desu!

>>5928780
shemaleyum.xxx ;]]

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>>5928761
hey caddy, I was included in my first sisters group shot at the family easter thing today :D

I have some photos im uploading now. i wish my norrelco wouldnt have broken im kinda mad but oh well ill get a new one tomorrow. i have some pics of my IMVU av ive been playing since 2004. ive slept with over six hundred people men and women since that time. not proud of it it just happened and i can shop on there and get sexy clothes and feel very feminine and it completes me. make fun of me idc its me and im happy of who i am

>>5928787
poz me up bb

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>>5928778
I dont think people have a hard time being attracted to me, it just seems like all the decent people who would want to be in a relationship with me are half a world away. Most of my relationships have gone quite bad. Even the past few I have been in, my best by far, still left me broken inside.

>>5928788
Same

Gem you are a whore. i hope you get space aids.

>>5928787
>ive slept with over six hundred people men and women
red goes through more than that in a day.

>>5928791
duddee how are u rn

>>5928783
I saw! It was really sweet.

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>>5928790
I don't think any relationship of mine has gone well desu, but they were all LDRs so I guess that's a given. They're all too far, doomed from the start.

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>>5928798
I'm ok how r u rn

>>5928807
well rn im worried abt u rn

that's all ......

>>5928808
Oh ok I'm fine <3

>>5928806
the things you consider relationships arent even relationships

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well this has been a fun turn of events

>>5928816
Oh henny...

Hi friends how is everything

>>5928811
A-are u sure ...

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>>5928816

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Here is my IMVU avatar
>>5928822
Hey nice name! ;)

>>5928823
Ye eye mean I'm safe and hydrating so I'm ok.... =)

>>5928802
I thought so too, I was all "yay I'm being included :D"

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>>5928806
At this point I'm on the verge of giving up. Not on life, but just on ever being happy. Its obvious I have some sort of dependent disorder or something, and yet I cant seem to find someone that treats me very well. Of course, until recently I thought that someone treating me well enough that their behavior didnt flat out qualify as abuse was as impossible as well.

was just thinkin of how much i love IMVU. i miss that game. it is great. i can shop all i want and there are endless possibilities on there for attire. you can make ur own and stuff. its pretty sweet. i might log into this again.

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>>5928771
>>5928790
>>5928835
pitou is really cute, you have great taste anon

>>5928816
> Manfeet/legs.

>>5928827
> Taking a picture of the screen.

You're literally an amalgamation of so many different troll posts into one.

>>5928806
Don't give up grace. I'm sure you'll find someone that you love and that loves you eventually.

>>5928812
thanks anon
>>5928819
lmao that gif
>>5928835
well if you have some sort of dependent disorder is there any way you can try to treat or manage it? i mean i think finding someone who treats you very well is definitely possible for you but i don't think dependency on other people is good at all

>>5928833
ok just be careful bb
>>5928837
what's dat

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>>5928840
neferpitou is my name on kageshit anyway. But I'm not there right now cause I dont want to deal with my ex.

>>5928845
what can i say? i have good taste i just need someone to take a pic of me instead of leaning over with a cell phone which makes it hard to get a clear shot its all fuzzy and stuffz
>>5928848
www.imvu.com, It's really fun!

>>5928845
ive already been taking estrogen suppliments and eating a lot of celery and apples etc. and it comes natural for me i am a feminine person deep down and i love that part of me. i just cant let people know yet in my town because its hard. i mite move to california or somewhere and start a new life as a woman which i was meant to be. seriously. it brings me joy and completes my inner self when i think about me in that picture as a female. if only...

>>5928846
Love, Laughter and Truth... <3

>>5928856
I feel like you're trying to trigger me in as many diffrerent senses as possible. I'm getting a headache just looking at your posts.

Jesus christ, please resurrect yourself and save us all.

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>>5928847
Well, I'm not sure calling it a full on dependant disorder is even accurate, im mostly just postulating. I mostly just dont feel happy when I'm alone in life. Being in a relationship makes me feel happy, even when the other person is shitty to me I still wanna be with them.

That being said I dont think I would jump into a relationship that already showed signs of being messed up, unless I was blinded by infatuation.

>>5928852
>>5928856
>>5928857
o.O

>>5928856
>how to troll
This is surely a master at work

Trap threads on /b/ are better than this

>>5928863
I'm laughing so hard right now I can't breathe. Holy shit, this is gold.

>>5928856
you remind me of the weird older people who frequent trans support groups. they make me wish I was never even remotely related to the trans community

hopefully you find happiness in the end...

>>5928859
>I mostly just dont feel happy when I'm alone in life. Being in a relationship makes me feel happy
I feel you up to there but as soon as I start seeing signs people are shitty I'm kinda getting ready to go. I've dealt with shitty people too much and I know how unhealthy it can be. I just hope you can do the same, escape relationships that aren't good for you even if it does feel nice being in one period. The time you spend in an unhappy relationship is time that could be with someone better. In theory anyway.
Idk I'm my happiest when I'm in love but I can't always be dating someone, I'm just not the type who can do that. Somehow I survied last year on my own without like getting desperate or really even wanting a relationship. Maybe that's a side effect of repressing things. Idk.

>>5928863
You sicken me. I don't need your shit, lingerie is liberating.
>>5928867
Thank you sweetie <3 I'm not that weird though if you get to know me!

>>5928848
i spent so much time on my avatar - 12 years to be exact


worth

>>5928856
I'd be awed, but my spare therapist actually writes that way even in her srs letters, so I'll just s m h

Good effort.

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>>5928859
>>5928850
where do you live pitou anon? just out of curiosity

>>5928872
No this is like if every bitter hon circle jerked into a pile and this trip was born.

Its an amazing thing to behold

Happy zombie Jesus day

>>5928863
i dont know, that imvu.com thing was too weirdly specific for a troll. at least, ive never heard of that

either way im enjoying the ride

>>5928875
I always put in a lot of effort. i also spend a lot on Yandy, one of my fav websites!

i keep forgetting to get a pleated mini skirt but they are really hard to find! i just want a baby pink/white/black plaid mini skirt like omg hard to find

>tfw Spiegel consult

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>wake up at 4am
>got a text
>its the neckbeard from uni who likes me
help!

>>5928878
>Gregorian calender
c u r r e n t y e a r

>>5928879
it might be an ad

>>5928882
tell him you'll suck his dick if he loses 30kg and shaves the neckbeard

>>5928882
plz talk to me

>tfw mental health deteriorating

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>>5928882
>"oh I'm sorry you must have the wrong number "

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>>5928876
seattle area.

>>5928879
Grab some popcorn and yell disparaging comments.

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I wish I had a chaser cock to suck rn desu.

im horny now lolz

>>5928877
>>5928890
Haha, like I care what you think darling

why is everyone so afraid?

>>5928892
This is 4chan. We all lost caring long ago.

>>5928893
cooties

>>5928892
lolz!!

>>5928896
I don't think so, you obviously care hun

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>>5928891
I think Jordan in the tc said he had 8 inches

i hope i get a gf one day and experience love before i die lol

>>5928903
no this 100% has to be a troll

>tfw unrequited love

Fuck living.

>>5928887
>>5928888
amost qua-
quads
>>5928887
tfw mental and physical health deteriorating

>>5928903
:p nah. Im cleaning my ears before bed. You do your thing though, troll or not.

>>5928883
if this is an ad then they win. imvu.com gets all my support

>>5928882
just nuzzle that neckbeard yo

>>5928890
>yell comments
nah im like jane goodall over here. i just wanna observe what happens naturally

>>5928906
nah, he eventually went on cam and got banned, it was 4 at the most

I'm getting ffs just to make Kayla mad

>>5928907
lol

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>>5928871
I just feel like a better person when I'm with someone. I get all happy randomly, I roll around in my bed excited to see them, I think about them and just randomly smile throughout the day. I'm nicer to other people too, and I feel more motivated to do things with my life.

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>>5928888

Wake up in the morning feeling like C. Viper
Choose a stage, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit like a sniper

Before I leave I ignore creepy words from Hakan ("Time to oil up!")
Now move out of the way 'cuz here comes Juri Han

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Os7a5pF7ycs

>>5928909
>>5928912
like who cares i mean for real? I'm just like you. and why would you care if "they" care? who cares? who gives a shit? i was supposed to be born a female and that's all i can say. it would be the best thing ever to be a female in my eyes and in my mind. i would give up everything to start over as a female. i would. in a fkn heartbeat. not because of the facetious remarks i made earlier about the not working and gold digging stuff i honestly wanna walk around in high heels all the time. i wanna wear skirts and put foundation on and mascara and eyeliner and wear hoop earrings and walk very feminine and stuff and like be girly cuz im supposed to be like that! its tearing me apart like i cant even think anymore i dont even want to start a family i dont care about any of that i dont care if im brainwashed i dont care what my family says i want to be a female. i think about it all the time and wish for it all the time. I've wished for it since i was like 8 years old and nope... still a stupid male with a useless penis that i dont care about. i wanna have a vagina. i wanna bleed. i wanna have cramps. i wanna have breasts. i wanna be able to carry a baby. i wanna wear some really hot outfit in public and just know they are all staring at me. i wanna pluck my eyebrows. i wanna shave my legs every day (i still do but its not the same) i wanna wear really tight pants and have the feeling of them tight up against my vagina and riding up my ass and walk feminine. i wanna wear a bikini and play beach blanket bimbo on the beach. i wanna wear an elegant dress to my wedding. i wanna dance...

I WANNA DANCE!

>>5928915
thanks for admitting it

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>>5928888
He'd prolly track me down somewhere else then, he already stalked my dota games to see who I played with

>>5928915
there are worse reasons out there for getting surgery

>>5928783
Aww that's so cute!

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>>5928917
i wish we weren't on opposite coasts of the country, you sound really adorable

>>5928919
>not doing most of these things as a boy

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>>5928931
i only look a little bit like pitou IRL, I used to look like her more when I had shorter hair, its past-shoulder length now.

>>5928891
how about 5 inch twink/future tgirl cock

>>5928921
thats pretty fucking creepy i would get a gun or like a weaponized crocodile

>>5928921
jeez, sounds like the chaser i used to talk to.
even now i still get texts occasionally like "how's that game?" when i don't have them on my friends list.

I think I might take a break from here for a couple days. I don't think being here so much every day is good for me.
>>5928914
aw rip, i like huge dicks
>>5928917
Yeah, I'm the same way. I hope we can find someone that'll be good for us and make us feel that way soon anon

>>5928921
>>5928942
>tfw too ugly to be stalked by chasers

>>5928921
what is it about you jormy that makes people want to stalk you? i can feel the urge myself desu, something about you is just magnetic.

>>5928943
aw s: have a fun break grace !

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>>5928939
Thats just as good. Im thirsty.

>>5928943
You can find lots of people with huge dicks

But its hard to find someone who isn't a dick : )

i am sorry for the shitty stuff i said to everyone, im serious though i have a good heart im a decent person. i cry at crucial moments when i see or think of something rare and/or driving. like the song For A Dancer by Jackson Browne. it makes me cry really fkn hard. i dont know why. maybe its because my mom showed it to me. maybe because the lyrics hit close to home. maybe its a combiniation of both. idk all i know is i dont wanna murder innocent people. i dont wanna cause drama. i just wanna be happy and make other people happy somehow but its hard at this day and age. media has ruined fidelity and chivalry. i just wanna be myself which is a female and if you all accept me like this that would be just great. if not then i understand and im not going back on my words. its written in stone, figuratively, cause its all here on the boards. im not gunna change but i just wanted you all to know im not a bad person i do have a heart and it beats for my companions idgaf about myself as much as my surroundings im serious. like omg im so blondin it up rite now sorries

>>5928943
see you in a few hours

>>5928954
fuck off straight dude, you aren't even on hormones

>got drunk
>had sex with a complete stranger
>kissed everybody
I'm proud of myself tbdesu

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>>5928940
I have a boomerang and I'm not afraid to use it

>>5928942
I only talked to him because he was in my group for uni assignments ;~; he has a fiancee and knows me as a boy I don't know why he's chasing me

>>5928946
If I can get stalked anyone can desu

>>5928949
I smell a conspiracy

>>5928968
wait what
skype me

>>5928968
Almost everyone

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Goodnight everyone, have a great day/night <3
>>5928958
>>5928950
Thanks <3 idk how long ill be gone for but i wanna do at least 2/3 days to regain some of my sanity!
>>5928952
Wise advice~ Can I get someone who isn't a huge dick but has a huge dick? like those two qualities are all i need in a bf desu

Felt like posting this
Windwaker > zelda 2 > zelda 1 > tha rest
FF tactics > FFIV > FF > the rest
Sonic Advance > sonic is shit
Mario is shit

>>5928979
because he wants dat asspussy

>>5928979
>If I can get stalked anyone can desu
don't sell urself short jormo ur the prettiest girl in the whole world senpai

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>>5928979
>I have a boomerang and I'm not afraid to use it
is it made of steel folded 1000 times?
do you have a giant kangaroo leather mitt to catch it?

>>5928979
maybe because your like his cute waifu from one his japanese cartoons

>>5928984
IV sucks
prove me wrong

>>5928951
wanna go somewhere else then?

Ah shit actually i cant decide between zelda 1 and a link to the past. Link to the past is sooooo goood. Its the obligatory zelda game. Its the first zelda game everyone should play. Its great. But zelda 1 is just soooooo original and fun UGH
>>5928999
Its my first final fantasy.
Well 12 was my first but 4 was where i fell in love. Idk what to tell you. I also prefer v to vi and i think vii and viii are shitty shit.

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>>5928984
>not majora's mask above all else
nah

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>>5928806

>tfw flying all over the country for qt
worth it

>>5928816
>>5928837
>>5928856
>>5928857
>>5928954

is this real life?

>>5928882

go back 2 bed 4evr!!!

>>5928915

same

>>5928984
>top tier games
>zelda 1 and 2
you're NOT a fucking faggot holy fuck
i've always wanted to see zelda 2 remade but with the same core mechanics and feels of the original

>>5929004
wht do u think about X.....

>>5929004
>obligatory zelda games
tell me i'm not the first person who had Links Awakening as their first zelda game
and bonus
my first videogame period

>>5929006
Mm is good but like...for the wrong reasons? It has a lot of the same probems oot has like shitty platforming, bad dungeon design (though snowbed is a perfect dungeon, its just all the others that are bad)...it has a smallmap which WOULD make exploration and collecting really boring except the clock mechanic and the masks kinda add an extra layer to that...thr gqmebis only really fun for completing the bombers notebook and stuff. Doing the actual zelda stuff like dungeons and puzzles isnt nearly as fun. I might as well just play chulip.
>>5929009
When link between worlds got made i actually got very excited to see a concept like that done fr zelda one or two. I feel like that would be much more likely for zelda 1. Zelda 2 is this unloved child. I ike everything about it tho. Its harder, it has great combat mechanics. Theres less puzzles but I'm kinda ok with that. My biggest problem with zelda 2 is that it doesnt have a very good overworld. Its the only zelda map with an unmemorable overworld that doesnt make you feel comfy. If it was redone i dont thunk nintendo would honor its memory well.

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>>5929007
>go back 2 bed
>4evr!!!
Goodbye cruel world

>>5929020
My first game was legend of mana. Its dtill my favorite game of all time.
By first game i mean first game i owned and got really into. Ocarina is the first game i ever played, but i only played to deku tree.
Awakening sucs.
>>5929018
I like some of the design and its fun but i dont think its particularly good and.theres a lot of cringe moments.
I'm not a champion of 3d ff in general. I think the only 3d ff I've really enjoyed a lot is 12.

>>5929023
now, dont bite my head off right yet but........
i would LOVE to see a 3d remake of zelda 2 with souls like combat... and zelda 2s world PERFECTLY fits the souls formula. vast land, once great, now in decline, overrun with demons and monsters

not to mention zelda 2 is in the downfall timeline
zelda timeline is a whole nother anal spiral but fuck me zelda 2 was spectacular
absolutely brilliant.

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>>5929028
Hmm really? I think some of the voice acting is off and that laugh scene is really cringy but I think it had the most sophisticated plot of any FF game really

I really like the combat too heh
I'm gonna be biased tho because it's my fav out of the series
>>5929024
no jormo no ........

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>>5929024

W-WAIT NO STOP

>>5928981
Go to bed yume/gem/nef

>>5929029
>zelda timelines
I wholly ignore it. Stupid, fan forced concept. Doesnt fit.
I think dark souls taught me to love zelda 2. That would be a great remake...that we will never get. Zelda games have only gotten easier as they've gone on, i dont think nintendo is interested in creating more challenging experiences. Lifetime sales for the game also dont support a remake probably.

>>5929035
i played the int version of X and got glorious JP voices. auron a best
>>5929039
fucking murderer.
>>5929029
>>5929041
>make remakes copy dark souls
why?

>>5929035
I liek ff when its sillier. Case in point, ffiv and v. They have sorta more...like? B movie plots? Something fun and summer-movie like, with a melodramatic plot and a lot of intentional jokes and off the rails endings and stuff.
Ff12 is also pretty funny. I'm Basch von Rosenburg!!
And fftactics has a good plot and i just really like ivalice. Tactics is my fave because of the gameplay mechanics tho. So much more fun than combat in ffvii-x.

>>5929023
that's fair, i get that. MM is probably my favorite game of all time due to just how blown away i was by the atmosphere and premise. i consider it a beautiful piece of art.
BUT i'll agree that its definitely lacking in terms of what typically makes ZELDA games good. namely the shitty dungeons.

>>5929020
I absolutely LOVE links awakening. for the same reason that i love majoras mask actually. its not the best zelda game, but its atmosphere is so unique and sad in a beautiful way.

I love seasons and ages too. not quite the same vibe, but better games than Awakening overall.

>>5929051
oohh that makes sense! I like the more edgy teen jrpg story more myself heh
what do u think of that new tactics game? Or was that just a released version o-o
and idk abt 'new' but the most recent one lol
>>5929043
they're sooo much better desu

>>5929028
>awakening sucks
kill yourself my man

awakening was one of the last games in the series to have a sense of individuality before miyamoto shit all over it with his generic taste

the nigga who made the music for LA, also had a part in the story

LA introduced MANY elements STILL used in 2d zelda games

if you think LA sucks you think basically all the 2d games up to the ds and 3ds suck because they are literally structured on the skeleton of LA

>tfw have bi gf who likes the girl tickler
>regular hetero sex doesn't bother me too much except for certain days when I get hella dysphoric
>want to get a strap on but she's not sure if she would be into fucking me

This is kinda really frustrating. I want to get fucked so bad. I guess this is what I get for dating a girl.

>>5929043
>copy souls
nah
im just a fan of actually intense combat
were in the 3d era now too
also only a fool wouldnt be able to see the incredible likeness of zelda 2s world and the general world formulas of souls games

>>5929054
>I love seasons and ages too. not quite the same vibe, but better games than Awakening overall.
reminder the the oracle games use the formula LA did


>Legacy

>While not as influential to the overall structure of Zelda games as The Legend of Zelda or A Link to the Past, Link's Awakening introduced a number of elements that recur in later Zelda games, including:
The use of a location other than Hyrule as a setting.
A list of songs playable on the game's instrument that must be learned and have different functions, although unlike in Ocarina of Time and some later games the songs simply play when selected, rather than having to be played note by note.
The first occurrence of fishing.
Unique background music for each dungeon rather than reusing the same single theme or few themes, as its predecessors did. Most games after Link's Awakening follow its lead in this respect.
The first trading sequence in the series.
The first clear example of a lava- or fire-themed dungeon in the series, with Turtle Rock.
The Roc's Feather.
An Owl who periodically meets Link and gives him advice on where to go or what to do next.
A set of well-hidden collectible items that have no use by themselves but can be redeemed at a certain location to receive useful items. (Secret Seashells in Link's Awakening, with Gold Skulltulas and Poe Souls as examples of successors.)

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u guys are nerds wth

>>5929043
Because dark souls is really good andmadewith design integrity which a lot of games dont really have today. More games should be difficult and unforgiving, challenging you to leave your comfort zone and to think out your actions onstwad of reacting with muscle.
>>5929054
Yes. Bad dungeons. Except snowbed which is perfect. And yea, i think its a work of art. It has some of the best story telling in all of zelda. Only ww and tp, both released subsequently, have even had a focus on plot that can parallel mm.
I'm not a fan of those graphics tho. They seem so practical to me, but also very...ugly. other zelda games look very pretty to me. Zelda 1, 2 and 3 all look beatiful. I feel the effort put into designing every tile, you know? Windwaker is basically the prettiest game in existence. Idk. TP has some beautiful lighting. Idk.

>>5929066
This.
LA shittalkers don't know dick. So much of what's the norm for Zelda now is literally thanks to LA and it's unique dev team.

>>5929066
fair points girlfriend

>MAKE HYRULE GREAT AGAIN

>>5929063
>>5929070
>design integrity
hhehehehehee. :')
a game doesn't need to be 3D to be challenging and rewarding though. like i get that is what the modern person is used to but it doesn't need to be the norm.

>>5929066
Eh shit, now that I think about it you're right..... Huh.

LA's story was super sad too in it's own way.
>link gets stranded at sea
>makes up a world to save in his head
>it was kind of real but also fake
>essentially killed every single thing on the island to wake up
>ending, link wakes up tied to a piece of fucking wood in the middle of the ocean
>likely dies of hypothermia?
Like fuck, dude

Way more brutal, hard hitting and
>deep
than the later, edgier entries. Looking at you, Toilet Paper and Squidward's Sword

>>5929085
no one said a game has to be 3d to be good
im just saying itd be relevant to peoples tastes at the moment, regardless of the fact it'll never happen
and goddammit i'm talking about an idea thats appealing to me anyways

Happy Easter, /mtfg/

>>5929056
>new tactics
idk about it! I've onyplayed tactics and tactics advance, both released like 15 years ago. I havent even played vagrant story yet, which is set in ivalice as well.
*wikis*
Seems tactics advance was re-released on wiiu recently. This is because its one of very few productions that were joint between square and nintendo. Its actually better than tactics imo, just because its much of the same gameplay but with way prettier graphics and actually a very good story. But i almost consider them the same game usually so i just say fftactics.
>>5929057
It looks terrible
Those gameboy games all play very clunky and they feel like a jumbled mess. I dont even really consider la or oracles to be zelda games, they feel like cheap ripoffs.
But la has a niche following. Much like oot i feel like its all nostalgia glasses.
For the record, i didnt play any of my favorite zelda until i was a lot older. I played ww first when i 13 maybe, but besides that i played zeldas 1-3 within the past four or five years.
And i mean yea, all the handheld games are bad except link between worlds, which is structured after a good zelda game. Minish cap introduces new design aspects that are fun i guess.
>>5929085
I dont think the game needs to be made 3d. I think keepingit 2d would be fine- just build it more like dark souls games and dont change the rules of.the game so much that its a cakewalk like most zelda games tho. Keep some ofthat initial integrity, while instilling more puzzles and world discovery. Doesnt need to be 3d for that.

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>>5929089
dark souls 3 soon. you can hold out. design integrity was a good laugh though, thank you.

>>5929070
i know what you mean about the graphics, they aint pretty. while i personally like the way it looks, i think in a perfect world I would give MM the graphics of TP. and yeah WW is gorgeous on a different level

>>5929087
like i said, sad in a beautiful way

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>>5929085
nice memes
zelda 2 souls sounds dank as fuck

have you even seen the retro art for zelda 2, AlTTP and LA? link is a fucking hot medieval god

the art style also screams souls before souls ever existed

>>5929095
Kill yourself, smartass. The actual world of Zelda 2 would be really cool in 3D.

>>5929094
>cheap ripoffs
>ignores that LA introduced several things that became norms all the way up to squidwards sword
ok buddy

i bet you play games with a walkthrough

>>5929069
bitches love zelda

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>>5929069
I wanted to post something about me not being a nerd but then I realised I just wanted a reason to post this image

>>5929097
i mean i'd probably play it idk.
>>5929101
rude as fuck. how am i being a smartass? are you saying dark souls doesn't have glaring flaws? :')
i never said it wouldn't be cool it just sounds unnecessary.

>>5929106
>tfw sheens gonna kill himself in 30 minutes

I want a Zelda game with black powder guns

>>5929066
Turtle rock first appeared in a link to the past.
As did trade sequences.
Have...you played alttp?
Also can we touch on that last thing you mentioned? Useless collectibles that can be turned.in for upgrades? Just because this is now a staple of the series does not mean its a good thing. This shit infuriates me about every zelda game. In zelda 1-3 you collect items that have an.immediate effect. Theyre fun to collect because of what they mean for your gameplay. Windwaker commits this sin SORT OF with treasure chests, which usually have heart pieces or large ruppee pay offs but i feel like thats actually built into the game and not.copy pasted because YOU ARE LITERALLY APIRATE HUNTING FOR TREASURE DUDE THATS SO COOK have i mentioned i love pirates
>>5929096
Its sad that you dont like me gem. I think we would get along under different circumstances.
>>5929097
Pretty ure zelda 2 directly influenced miyamoto and all of from software in creating the souls series and their prototypes.

>>5929108
>flaws
list them
don't even say multiplayer too lmfao
and again
>its a fucking fantasy
>unnecessary doesn't apply in a vague idea for a game that'll never be
Not even that anon but lmao
>>5929110
what

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>>5929003
I know this is a bit late but I would but I need it physical anon. I need it in my mouth. I need it inside me. I want to feel it. I've had enough online interactions or whatever you may call them for one life time. I need to be loved. I need to be fucked. Guess I'll have to go to bed craving it.

>>5929108
>glaring flaws
are you saying zelda 1 and 2 didnt have glaring flaws???????
dark link exploit
fucking SECRETS being impossible to know most of the time in the first 2 games
massive difficulty for beginners
shitty leveling up system
zelda 2 is fantastic but that shit had a LOT of problems bud

mado?

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>>5929109
shitlord pls

>>5929112
>Pretty ure zelda 2 directly influenced miyamoto and all of from software in creating the souls series and their prototypes.
cite sources please
this piques my penisterest

>>5929119
Mado :((((((

>>5929112
im not gem ;D

>>5929114
where do you live
are you cute

>/mtfg/ has better taste than /vr/

>>5929113
bed of chaos
i-frames during backstabs.
the hornet ring.
poise.

>>5929118
when'd i ever say that
i don't even care about zelda 2.

>>5929112
Turtle Rock wasn't fire themes in ALTTP brosef

>tfw my mums extended family are visiting
should i just lock myself in my room or face the wrath of a bunch of middle eastern land whales

>>5929130
>bed of chaos
>i-frames during backstabs.
>the hornet ring.
>poise.
LITERALLY the shit newfags to the game bitch about. Bet you never beat the game on NG++ and can't defend yourself against gankers in the forest. Get good dude!
Also,
>soul series mentioned in original Zelda 2 Souls post
>you only mention DKS1
>ignores demons, dark souls 2 and spiritual brother Bloodborne
shitlord please
RICH HOMIE PLSSSSSs

>people still bitching about bed of chaos and the hornet ring
oh my fuck my sides
i came here to be sad about dysphoria not to lose my sides to orbit girls

>>5929113
Dark souls is my second favorite game ever. It has flaws.
bed of chaos is the most glaring issue but that entire area is just a mess. I enjoy post anor londo more than pre anor londo by miles but it just isnt finished.
Also, most bosses you can just sit behind them and swing. And you can cheese shit.like the drake sword and ceaseless discharge due to glitches that were never fixed.
The final boss is a joke.
Idk theres issues. No such thing as a perfect game. But its still the most fun and enjoyable game i can think of BESIDES legend of mana.
>>5929123
Theres no official correlation but theres a shitoad of glaring similarities. Just google it. Zelda 1 and 2 were the original dark souls. Miyamoto almost definitely grew up when they were releasing. He probably spent ages playing each to completion with no help.
>>5929127
Whoops I'm tired
>>5929131
>the first clear example of a lava- or fire- themed dungeon
You realize turtle rock first appeared in altto...and that it is covered in lava? And that lava...is fire...? And that the final boss is a fire and ice boss?
>>5929135
>complaining about.in game components like i frames, poise and hornets
Lol tho git gud.
>>5929137
I dont wanna make it sound like i complain about bed of chaos. I dont even die to it. I have much more troublebwith seath these days.
But it isn't finished.

Tbfair, the retro Zelda art that one anon posted (by some artist IDR the name of that got hired by nintendo or something back then)
IS really fucking cool
Honestly I miss that style a lot. How Link looked in that guys style is how I think TP Link should've looked like instead of a fucking princess

>>5929142
>Zelda 1 and 2 were the original dark souls.
I can see this tbqh, I thought I was the only one who noticed the overworld similarities between Souls and Zelda 2.
Zelda 2's world was fucking brutal, man.

>>5929142
>>complaining about.in game components like i frames, poise and hornets
Uh that was the guy I was replying to buddy oh pal oh friend ol chum

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>>5929135
>>5929137
>bed of chaos isn't a design flaw
>just git gud xd


when someone talks about souls design i immediately think of 1 because 2 was a complete trainwreck and DeS wasn't really memorable.

>>5929142
>final boss is a joke
Meh, I felt like it was appropriate
You come SO far, literally becoming a god killer in the process to your path to kill THE god, Gwyn
And you just end up putting a poor old man out of his misery. He's not a god anymore, you don' even get a fucking cutscene, he just goes apeshit on you. He's completely gone, and I felt like the entire fight from the lack of cutscene to relative ease of killing him was spot on and intentional. It really fits with the overall flavor of the game.

You came to kill a god, and you end up becoming one. But ultimately, you didn't kill a god, you just put a miserable soul out of his misery. And then you either essentially become what you just ended, a shell.
>or the motherfucking DARK LORD SONNNN
>>5929148
>DeS wasn't memorable
Get the fuck out boy LMFAO

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>skims through the thread

>>5929149
man fuck those memefaced serpents
manipulative cunts
dark lord ending was best though
what kind of fucking cuck is the chosen undead if he decides to just become a tool and literally kill himself for others?
he at least comes out kind of on top as the dark lord
the nigga gets to rule the goddamn world

>>5929151
WHOREBEGONE

>>5929151
>get a load of this dork

>>5929148
Yeah, 2 sucked, but DeS not memorable?
What the fuck man? You disgust me

>>5929151
OH NO
god forbid there's a real topic here
but since you're here now, its only a matter of time before you derail it with your shitty bragposting and slut posting
>oh i wanna fuck faye wahhh wahhh
>give me attention while i literally post in reply to nobody talking JUST about this tranny i wanna fuck
>wahh wahh
oblivious fucking slut

How long on hrt until it turns me into a pretty girl?

>ywn be a 15 year old cis girl and wear your sluttiest makeup and dress trying to get into clubs
>ywn make it into a club
>ywn start dancing with a cute 23 year old
>ywn lose your virginity on the beach after he buys you a single drink
>ywn be a teen mom

>>5929151
You're only complaining because it's not pokemon

>>5929151
Oh great, here comes the camwhore come to demean the 9/10 guys that beg her for her cock on a daily basis, and posts it here rubbing it in the face of everyone KNOWING there's people here who at best can only get with manipulative 5/10 betas.
Ever stop to think how fucking shallow and oblivious you are?

>>5929149
>boy
nice meme.

allant was interesting design but the rest of the bosses just felt too tame. he was more fun than lady maria.

>>5929156
i played it after 1 so it was just too cakewalky to find enjoyable because i only died a handful of times. world tendency was a gimmick i couldn't fully enjoy because the community was dead when i played. latria was the only interesting level.

>>5929157
>real topic
lmao

>>5929144
God i love it. And i just fucking ADORE zelda 2s pixel art. Its like, sooo good. I cant post any rn someone please post zelda pixel art. Dat title screen. Dat dungeon tiles. Dat overworld and color palette. Imo prettiest non-ww zelda.
>>5929148
Seriously tho git gud.
Yea, bed of chaos is poorly designed and not finished. It still only takes five minutes to clear as long as you arent brain dead. It is quite possibly the easiest boss in the game after le numerous spinny boys of many coffins.
You're complaining about intentional design aspects like i frames dude. Shuddup. Git guuud.
>>5929149
Dark lord, every time.

Also some thoughts on DeS and DS2.
DeS is ok, but i wildly prefer DS. It promotes exploration more and its just better built. Combat in DeS is arguably more fun tho and bosses have better design. They're both fun games.
DS2 tho is a fucking mess and it disappointed me a lot to play through.
>lol guys so ebin hard XP
>INTENTIONAL, FULLY DESIGNED ARTIFICIAL DIFFICULTY
>MADE EVERYONE PAY FOR DLC JUST TO HAVE WHAT IS ESSENTIALLY THE COMPLETE GAME
>IS SYPER UGLY WITHOUT THE DLC, WHICH ARE THE ONLY PRETTY OR ARTFULLY WELL DESIGNED AREAS IN THE ENTIRE GAME
>poise is all fucked and good luck matching with someone below level 180 but we have arenas now
>no subliminal, deep lore
>have to go back to hub every time you wanna level up
Idk dude.

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>>5929153
>>5929157
>>5929162

>mfw

>>5929161
>>5929154

tru......
i was totally kidding btw why does everyone get so mad when i softcore bully?

>>5929151
jesus
can you do anything other than derail threads and soak up attention
you're worse than yume, even if people filter you once you show up everything turns into a circlejerk

Need help, quickly.

There's a buy 2 for 1 offer right now, so I could get 2 pair of shoes for like $45, instead of $100.

Problem is, they're high heels, and I'm already 173cm tall...

Only 19min left on offer.

>>5929148
>complaining about iframes
Fucking idiot
Not surprising you don't even talk about DeS, fool

I'm glad we can talk about games and laugh together mtfg. Yall are nicer to me and less dismissive or begrudged of my opinions when I'm not wearing a trip.
>>5929167
>heels
I wouldnt.

>>5929164
>pointing out bad design is complaining when someone says the series has "design integrity"
you're actually retarded.
>git gud

>>5929169
during backstabs. try reading. i just posted about DeS, lol.

>>5929165
>i was totally kidding btw why does everyone get so mad when i softcore bully?
cus you're a slutty attentionwhore and the minute you appear you derail whatever the topic is with talking about wanting to fuck faye?
go to fucking /soc/ or the erp general in /trash/ you bimbo

well this has been nice. its refreshing to talk about something other than the lives of trips and pretending to have sex and being each others mommys and whatever the fuck else is constantly spewed here

>>5929165
Salty bitches can't take jokes. But rulll talk. If you're not excited for ds3 you're dead to me <3

>>5929164
Holy fuck dude I always wished there was more lore on the magical sword on the cover of Zelda 2's box
That thing's fucking beautiful
More Zelda 2 lore in general would make me cum so much

>>5929171
Sigh...

Flat shoes suck, they're pretty much always ugly.

>>5929172
>oh boohoo i can't get used to ingrained 'exploits' that any high level player can adapt too
son
im fucking disappointed

>>5929173
jesus calm down

>>5929166
Dude she makes one joke post and then people like you swarm to be catty. Do u not see the fault in your logic about her getting attention?

>>5929174
>he lives of trips and pretending to have sex and being each others mommys and whatever the fuck else is constantly spewed here
LITERALLY all eddy and gaye post about

>>5929173
Trip on Kayla

>>5929179
>>5929180
>white knight squad flooding in to defend the attention thirsty camwhore
how long have y'all been here

>>5929178
loving your epic misgender meme. when did i ever use the word 'exploit'? you do realize i'm talking about backstabs exclusively in a PvE perspective, right?

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>>5929166

no that is all i can do

>>5929173

faye isssss really dreamy (◡ω◡ *)

>>5929175

woah wait i didn't even know ds3 was coming out?? i should check it out. honestly i've been more excited about the last guardian than anything along with the ff7 remake..... been waiting literally 7 years for the last guardian as it is.

>>5929174
u don't want a mommy? o-o

>>5929172
The series does have design integrity. From Software, and more importantly, Miyazaki, are some of the only designers ik now who stuck with their plan as a company and a group, and made the audience come to them. They didnt soften their design for casual audiences. But with a game like DS where you're jumping from single to multi platform, and you just previously made your breakthrough game? You're getting an opportunity to prove yourself as a company and if the game is delayed and releases late you're pretty fucked.
Like i said. Bed of chaos is 5 minutes any given playthrough. The area itself is no more than 25. If you're letting half an hour of non-par gameplay and an unfished boss lessen a game that you spend hours hours playing, ruin the experience? Thats fucking silly.
>>5929176
Same. Zelda2 needed lore and it'd be great. But i mean, translation at the time was sub standard, and Miyamoto and nintendo really prioritized gameplay.

>>5929164
>>5929176
Dude how about the tempered sword on the box of ALTTP? Always fucking LOVED that rustic, worn and hardened version of the Master Sword.

I really dislike the frilly prettyboy shit they turned the MS into over time...
Hell, the MS in ALTTP is gray and red and I always thought that was so much better

There's also literally a fan/timeline theory for fucking everything in Zelda but I havent heard shit said about why it changed color in ALTTP

Timeline is BS, but maybe because ALTTP is in the timeline where OOT Link dies? I always felt like that was an easy copout nintendo pulled though

>>5929184
>backstabbing in PVE
>complaining about exploiting and game flaws
yeah dude, instead of fighting the enemies while they're actually FIGHTING
lets just rotate around them while they stand essentially stationary for free damage and bitch about it
get good kid
fucking boy

>>5929184
>complaining about backstabs in pve
Holy shit it goes deeper.
G I T G U D
>>5929188
Timelines are such bullshit dude why watse your time? Zelda lore will never be satisfiable.

Could we please talk about this shoe issue instead?

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>2 weeks
I need a new souls game now grinding covenants is killing me

>>5929187
Dat Magical Sword tho.......... Fucking hot
Also, don't assblast me into athiest land but
you know Zelda was originally supposed to have Christianity? Google it
I kind of really liked the style in the first 2 games with the crosses and such
I mean... Look at ALL of everything in Zelda 2
Then look at everything in Skyward Sword...
You're telling me the original bad guys in the inception story of the whole Zelda multiverse, the ultimate ancient baddies and the people in general at the time...
Were a bunch of faggy looking literal fucking clowns? Wtf?
And
>demise as a final boss name
SO fucking edgy man. The writing in that game was straight out of anime culture, fuck.

>>5929185
Sorry you're dead to me now. That's how it is. They don't think it be like that but it do.


>>5929183
Omfg. You're actually just too much. It's not white Knight in if nice people are being nice to nice people lol

Do you need a hug? Or some Spiro or something?

>>5929187
i literally never said it lessens or ruins my experience, i just said the game has flaws. they weren't things that affected me personally they just exist in the game.

>>5929189
>complaining
>exploiting
>get good
>kid
>boy
alright you can take a hike to /dsg/ at any time.
>>5929192
see above.
>>5929193
post them.

>>5929197
we all need erp posters and attention sponges like edie to hang themselves

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>>5929198
Less than 4 min left on the offer now...

These are the problematic ones, but also the ones I want the most.

>>5929198
ill see you in /trash/, lad, right in the fluffy abuse section
try hitchhiking btw loser ;)

>>5929197

;3; rip i lived a good life...

>>5929199

pls calm down

>>5929200
may as well shoot for the moon. it's your money at the end of the day.

>>5929200
Why the fuck do people like high heels? Do you know how bad that shit is for your feet?

>>5929203
Fuck it, they're too tall... 5½" heels, I'd be a giant if I were to use them.
It would be ok if I had a giant bf though.

How bad I wish I were like a couple inch shorter, or even just one inch shorter.

>>5929196
SS is terrible. I'm super atheist but i like the christian imagery in the original games. It gives it sort of like... a setting? It makes me feel like we're in medieval times or something. Crusades. Epic.
The one design aspect of early games that i dont like really is that ganon is a pig. I like pigs. I grew up on a pig farm. They're adorable. I don't like the cultural insistence that pigs are evil. I wish the final enemy of zelda was a pegasus or a policeman or something.

>>5929204
it not like you wear them around the house or all the time

>>5929197
>nice people
>attention whoring brag poster that just blogs about how better their life is than most of ours thanks to camwhoring
pick one

>>5929204
Do you know how much better you look in high heels than in flat shoes?
They also improve your posture.

>>5929208
oh, i didn't know they were that big.

>>5929198
>dsg
I own that general.
>>5929204
They're also ugly and make you look like a hon.

>>5929209
>medieval times, crusades
EXACTLY the feeling I got
Google retro Zelda 2 art, Link looks STRAIGHT out of a medieval romance or something. Zelda 2's aesthetic was fucking flawless...
I miss palaces too
Or, as they were called in Japan and would've been called in America if not for religious censoring, temples

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>>5929188
>>5929192
yeah timelines are pretty bullshit. its just shoehorning a way to connect games that dont connect

i always like the idea that each game is just a different telling of the legend... of zelda. like the way a legend gets passed down, some versions are the same story but told in different ways (ALTTP, OOT, TP are all extremely similar storylines) and some are different stories altogether (like LA and MM)

>>5929196
omg FUCK SS, seriously.


>>5929186
n-no...
i dont know...
shut up im going to bed

>>5929216
Tell me.

How often do you see women, in their 20's, who wear anything other than heels?
Excluding wannabe sk8er gurlz

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>>5929218
RIP Tay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NdX4ZCwSl8

>>5929217
Petition for a zelda game that feels medieval like the old ones
Fuck uneducated millenials who just want more oot
>>5929220
Exclusively. I am in my 20s and so are all of my female friends, most of which are totally run of the mill. I purposefully surround myself with cis girls. I dont think any of us own heels. You know who wears heels? Kayla.

>>5929218
grey wants a mommy grey wants a mommy
no
grey NEEDS a mommy hehehee.....
>>5929220
Uh like never

>>5929218
>>5929209
squidward's sword is fucking terrible dude
>all sword upgrades are mandatory
>trashy fantasy design
i thought tp was edgy but.... fuck man.
what's with these frilly faggots with makeup and diamond clown clothes being so EDGY?

and not to mention............ remember how UNIQUE ganon in WW was? the quote he gives on the tower of the gods?
"My country lay in a vast desert, where the wind brought only death, and at night, a frigid gale pierced our homes.... But in the lands of Hyrule, the wind brought about things other than destruction..... I, coveted that wind, I suppose."
he didn't even want to kill zelda, link, or the king of hyrule.
He fully realizes he's just a puppet of fate.
And............ SS fucks that all up by pretty much summing ganon up as a 2D bad guy reincarnation of the edgiest piece of trash antagonist ever.
Fuck man.

I really couldn't stand the
>hero of trains
bullshit either, so for me the end of WW is the END... None of that retarded shit with trains and Phantom niggerglass.

>>5929223
You also play dark souls 3, and games are your life, your friends are probably the same way.

I guess I should've excluded "nerds" too.

>>5929220

most women don't wear heels every day lol
most women don't wear makeup or do their hair all nice or anything else, either

>tfw can't sleep

>>5929223
>petition for a medieval zelda
well an anon suggested in a nutshell a mishmash of DKS atmosphere and 'harder' combat with the world of Zelda 2

and some other loser started bitching lol

i think a return to the old style of the first 2 games would be superb though
ALTTP was SUPPOSED to go the same way as the first 2, with Christianity and such, but, censorship :(

I felt like the religious theme of the first 2 games made them feel a lot more authentic, and just... fucking better. better than the edgy dumb, literal anime script shit that came after OoT and so on

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>>5929228
go woke em up then ;]

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o-ok i'm gonna go to sleep now. goodnight everyone~
love u angry anons even if faye is the qtest and i'm a wealthy slutty whore sponge

>>5929227
Real women are garbage desu

>>5929232
pce out

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Lets be honest girls...
Medieval Link was fucking hot

I wanna be in a threesome with Medieval Link and Dark Link

>>5929225
>DAT ganondorf quote
Duude. Thats zelda commenting on socio-economic patterns in the west. Thats straight up shade being thrown.
And MMM i mean itsJUST SO GOOD. hes A CHARACTER there. Theres no like...good and evil. Its a gray level of want and greed andmistake. Zelda teaching childreb valuable lessons...
>>5929226
My friends all hate games. I usually play solo. We're friends because we went to highschool together and have a similar sense of humor.
But keep deluding yourself yung hon.
>>5929229
The religious undertone definitely made.it feel more grounded in reality, more historical. I would like more of that but only if it were handled in that historical way again.i don't want zelda trying to instill Christian morals and values in me. I like the concept of religion SPECIFICALLY because it helps to grey the line separating good and evil by putting link in a position where he can be seen as an antagonist, not unlike the crusaders.

>>5929232
gnight edie

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>>5929221
reminds me of that movie Ex Machina. that was an insanely good movie.
also
>dat animatrix gif

>>5929224
ahhwww fuggg ya got me pham
if i get a mommy then i become a 100% certified mtfg trip like in my anime dreams

>>5929232
yaaa me too goodnight friends

>>5929241
>insanely good
Ex machina was ok. [spoilers]The ending upsets me because it has a batman gambit tho. Redeemed by that wall of sound ending tho. Actually the end wanes a little. It'd be better if it actually ended at the wall of sound.

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Dude I just found a poster of the Magic Sword from Zelda 2, cept with a triforce on it now and slight changes in the gems on it

God this sword was so hot
My favorite next to the tempered sword on the art of ALTTP and LA

>>5929238
Ganondorf in WW is just.... he's actually quite tragic
he's an actual fucking person
and his developement makes real sense
and again, timelines are BS but it's kind of cool how since TP and WW are in diff timelines, since Ganon never gets to fight Link in the child timeline, he's as arrogant as in OoT.
WW ganon though, he's art dude
>The religious undertone definitely made.it feel more grounded in reality, more historical. I would like more of that but only if it were handled in that historical way again
exacly how I feel
the religious tone in the early games was just, there, as part of the setting. these days it would be hyped up as *gasp* A SOCIAL MESSAGE, and A FIGHT BETWEEN GOOD AND EVIL and all sorts of sjw bullshit
Zelda 1 and 2s undertones were JUST vague enough, to give real flavor to the background.

I think we could get along quite well anon I haven't met someone who felt the way I do about Zelda 2 ever

and again, just saying.... medi link?
fucking ancient god, dude. so handsome.

Link is called a warrior a lot in the games, but, in and after OoT... he's... kind of a fucking pussy in comparison to his retro self. I mean hell in ALTTP he killed actual people
in all the rest its just... edgefest.
Look at this pic, it's fucking intense, LA art or not

hi

Vudeo game

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>>5929245
shit forgot the sword pic oops

>>5929245
Ya lets hang out and speedrun zelda and ds some time. I can finish zelda 1 and 3 in like 2-3 hours. Each.
>>5929249
Fuck ya that sword
Oh and what's that....is that...an owl?

>>5929250
You got skype or steam?
And its the owl from links awakening IIRC
IDR if he was called kapora gaebora in that game or not

reminder that the original version of OOT had muslim symbols and chants but were all removed in later versions after people complained. they'll never try religious undertones again.

cant sleep

>>5929250
Also niiiiiiiiice
I'm really rusty with both 1 and 2 since it's been a long time and I'm using a work laptop atm and am out of state but yeah dude sounds fun

>>5929253
I've got both but now I'm concerned that if you find out I'm oddish you will have a prejudice against me and i will miss out on a new friend.

>>5929238
You must have some dull friends, and live somewhere where nobody cares about what they look like.
Nobody who looks to be of value wears anything other than heels.

Only women who are being very casual, are not wearing heels.

>>5929255
yeah, fuck those complainers
the fire temple chants were really cool and haunting though
>muslim gorons though
>gorons invented powderkegs
>zeldas version of c4
>majoras mask had a suicide bombing mask
suicide bombing gorons dude holy FUCK, terrifying

>>5929259
Ok hun. You have fun.

>>5929258
mmmhhhh i had a kind of eh opinion of you due to some kind of spergy posts about what tinychat or something i saw the other night? but i can forgive what didnt even really offend me because zelda 2 galpals

>>5929262
Cool. I promise I'm not a sperg. Skype is "alljadetaylor".

>>5929261
Yes xD, you can go back to your games now

>>5929260
>saleel al sawarim, brother!
>this beard is totally arabic
gorons confirmed for sandniggers

>>5929264
I cant get into my Skype rn cus all my login info is at home but add me: cyyrel
and Ill accept when I get home in a week or two

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>>5929266
fuck
forgot picture

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>>5928753
You guys talking about Zelda again?

>>5929269
He turns into a girl so we like him

>>5929269
hell yeah girlfriend

burn the OP image, we need medieval link's hot ass

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>>5929271
I thought that was his sister.

>>5929273
Btw I am not a girl.

>>5929274
Idk anything about video games

>>5929267
Are you from uk

>>5929279
ya

>>5929280
Ok. Btw if you like zelda 2 you should also play super ghouls n ghosts. Good seriesi in general. And metriod obvs. And i also enjoy secret/LEGEND of mana and chrono trigger.

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>>5929277
Oh maddie that simply can't do. In order to be trutrans you need to be at least Silver in Lol (or comparable game), wax fondly about Nintendo games and show those silly boys who's the best at CoD.

>>5929285
>LoL
Dota support is trutrans.
>whos best at CoD
Me btw

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>mfw fat and ugly
>mfw will never have mtf transgirl to love and dick down

Y live

>>5929285
I wear dresses and makeup and cook and clean and don't know anything about sports or video games or politics or money because I'm a real girl ;-;

>>5929289
get fit

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>>5929286
Being good at dudebro shooters is an achievement.

>>5929290
You're such a good girl. Unlike others here.

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>>5929297
Now I just need a bf to call me a good girl...

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>watching sword art online for the first time because bored
I wish there would be an actual MMO like this one day. Without the actual dying part I mean.
I've spent a majority of my life escaping and hiding in MMOs anyway... ;~;

>>5929296
If get I will become fit and destroy boipssy

>>5929307
Also err on the side of not calling it bp :\.

>>5929307
>>5929311
Its too bad you're fat. You're posting style makes you seem funny. I like funny boys.

>>5929284
>super ghouls n ghosts. Good seriesi in general. And metriod obvs. And i also enjoy secret/LEGEND of mana and chrono trigger
love all of these
also, golden sun and baten kaitos
time for me to sleep though
lts talk about games more tomorrow!

>>5929312
What are the odds he'll transition?

>>5929297
lol that guys a manlet
>cod tattoo
lmfao

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>>5929319
Very high.

>>5929320
>tattoo
>not clearly just some writing with a marker she had someone do on her lower back
open your eyes nigga

>>5929324
im blind in 1 eye and near sighted with outdated chink glasses

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>>5929312
>mfw noticed by senpai

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>>5928753
If I was a real woman, not some genderfluid or "male body/female soul", I would love to put on a dress, have high heels, wear face makeup and bring on the hard stuff: menstruation and menopause. I would love to be pregnant and give birth to a wanted child if I was bio female.

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>>5929301
I believe in you.

>>5929320
She's just wearing high heels you meanie.