Mtfg newmen edition

>>5929878
Threadly reminder transbians are sexual predators and straight men

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>>5929886

Good thing I'm not lesbian :^)

>>5929897
If you see a transbian call your local police department, lock your doors and help will arrive shortly.

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>>5929926
OK thanks :^}

Hiiiiii

Carol is back :D

Guys I swallowed a harmonica yesterday https://clyp.it/ee5pjewx

Does it pass now~

>>5930000
Sick quads carol

>>5929886
I'm just openly straight and want a trans

>>5929932
what is that?

>>5930256
I got it apraised on s4s its a frog heart eating a tounge

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>woke up at friend's place
>he's gone to work or something
>his mom knocks at the door and says their family easter egg hunt is going on
>she won't take no for an answer
>go hang out and actually have a lot of fun
>start noticing parents are pulling their kids away
>"hwat?"
>like 60yo guy comes up to me and we have a nice, brief chat until
"So word around is you're a boy"
>fuckity fucking fuck my friend's mom blabbed
>old man relentlessly tries to bring me to his house and stressing about how my dick doesn't bother him
>continued to be treated like a leper by everyone else
How is everyone's Easter?

>>5930305
>random older men trying to secretly have sex with you

How common is this?

>>5930325
For me, waaay too much. Back when I worked at a grocery store I wasn't able to do a solo checkout lane, because specifically old men would hit on me and sometimes even proposition me. Old guys are scummy

>19
>move out of parents house
>visit two weeks later on easter weekend
>chilling with friends, smoking in the living room
>mom calls me a stoner boy
>stoner boy
>i'm fulltime grill and been on hrt for almost a year and a half
>"It's okay, I'm drunk" after a beer
Why

>>5930333
Picture
Let's see this beauty

>>5930383
Nah, I used to trip, and I'm glad my name isn't mentioned anymore

>>5930325
Very common

It's called elementary school gym class

>>5930305
>friend's mom can't pass up an opportunity to have kids learn from their parents that trans people are scary bad people to be afraid of
That bothers me more than the old chaser honestly.

>>5930373
If it makes you feel any better my mom still says he after 2.5 years
>>5930415
Kek
>>5930423
Right? Most people over here haven't heard about trans people, or only think of Jenner, so they panic and think I'm the embodiment of sin

>tfw ate too many jelly beans

I did it /mtfg/. One of my best childhood friends who's really attractive now actually fell for me post-transition. It feels really good and I actually have decent self confidence now. I hope you're all having an amazing day!!

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>>5930305
>How is everyone's Easter
I was riased Christian but for some reason Easter seems to me like one of those things you have to explain to a foreigner; it makes no sense, I have no relationship to it, and everyone else seems to be enjoying it without me

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>>5930480
daily reminder that you will never be as beautiful as doggo

>>5930480
Congrats on being like our trap manga! You have achieved absolute purity

>>5930490
that's a cute gremlin

the beauty of years past is gone
for now i am just an old hon
death is coming upon me now
please oh coroner, don't clock my brow

>>5930373
donate your mom to a less fortunate child

>>5930503
>the last person who sees your face before you get stuffed into the ground will make fun of you to his friend later that night

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>>5930503

>tfw secretly an intersex troll all along

Who da fuck is Natalie

>>5930539
i wrote this >>5930503 about you

>>5930519
its a little pointy and wide closer to the bridge you could tell from the side. i just want that curvy cute nose.
>>5930526
uuh i guess my chin. its weak buts still longer than id want and it causes a lot of distress for me. i think if i get too much done to my lower half ill need to fix my forehead also for symmetry. its confusing i sometimes like my face but i think its because i think i look like a cute guy.
>>5930541
the new hot trip dont bully her

>>5930541
Shes a badass bitch and I always pay for her dry cleaning when my shit gets in her shoes

Hey the old op is back. Yay.

>acne and scars are almost gone now
>my butt look ok
>My legs look much better
>I'm no longer ashamed of my body
Ty kind anon who recommended me this solution

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>>5930549
Such as?

>>5930549
What solution?

>tfw di6 and c93 on easter day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wYiGnEUyvE
also, i need to save for years to get all the ffs i need ;-;

>>5930549
>>my butt look ok
Prove it ;)

>>5930555
>>5930555
>>5930551

>>5930546
>because i think i look like a cute guy.
you're definitely cute

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>>5930557
Hey thats my line!

>>5930549
WHAT SOLUTION

>>5930559
yeaah i get that sometimes. ive always been a pretty boy. but being a boy is the problem.

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>>5930566

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>tfw you need absurd amounts of ffs

>>5930569
you're already androgynous af, and especially if you are able to afford surgery there is no way you won't be able to pass.

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Late as fuck HRT meds finally cleared customs after being in limbo for ages yesssss first good news in a long time. :3

Is this growth OK for one month?

https://unsee
.cc/mebosari

>>5930582
>1 month
i'm 3 months in and although i can feel budding there is nothing visible yet.
boob growing takes time, so the answer is yes.

>>5930254
oops was in other thread
>it'll be a good test
>either you cave under the pressure
>and/or you'll find out whether or not it is really you
too late to go back at this point. i've been on hrt for like 3 years, i just cant go girlmode with my parents in my life because they just make fun of me because i am such a manly girl (not just appearance but also behavior, i have no friends anymore to re-learn social behavior)

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>>5930579

Hint: Nobody here's endgoal is being androgynous.

>>5930582
Stopppit.
Youre beautiful and right on time

>>5930547
Hey Portman

>>5930579
seriously thanks. i dont get a lot of feedback bc people here are sick of seeing my face. i actually dont have the money yet but im working on it. i was hoping to troll kayla.
>>5930582
more than me @ 5 months

>>5930590
I wouldn't say nobody

>>5930590
androgynous now
fully feminine later
beep isn't some football playing neanderthal fuck-up, her facial bone structure already places her in good stead.

>>5930596
>i was hoping to troll kayla.
lol'd

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>tfw you get tired of hearing your bf's grandma talk about how there should be laws that allow people to kill lgbt people on sight

Sigh

>tfw didn't get any Easter candy ;______;

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>be 19 yo and british
>suicidal from dysphoria while waiting for the nhs
>self med
>parents and doctors find out, tell me to stop and lecture me on how it's unsafe
>they take away my E
>stop taking what spiro I have left because of heart pains and fears that it might be related
>2 months later and the dysphoria is reaching nearly suicidal levels again
>can't afford to buy any more meds
>going to have to self med on what little spiro I have left despite health risks just to try and stay sane
>still 10+ months until the gender clinic will see me and force me to undergo the 'real life experience'
>parents still call refer to me as male, buy me lots of stereotypical masculine things which they know I have never liked even as a child
>dad believe jesus don't make mistakes and it's just a mental illness caused by the librul media

just fuck everything, be glad you aren't in this country
I would literally kill somebody to be cis or just trans anywhere else in the western world

>>5930609
what the fuck

>>5930621
T H I S

>>5930634
She's a religious nut.
I really just want to laugh at her but sadly a lot if my bf's family agresd with her along with the lynching of minorities.

>>5930643
jess christ are they living memes?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLGLYgWokIw
>tfw no real-life Patrick Bateman bf

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>>5930648
Welcome to the south :')

>>5930480
>tfw best childhood friend is married and has kids
I don't want to be a home-wrecker; why couldn't I have transitioned like fifteen years ago, or at least have been into guys back then, in retrospect he was really cute...

>>5930659
that image is great. who's the guy in the cap at the back though?

>>5930643
Euthanize the elderly now. They're crippling the economy and social progression. As well as science and academia.

>>5930591
Stop. Nope. Not. Long day tbhon. Hope you're OK. X

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>tfw spiro makes you feel dehydrated af

h-hi mtfg, how are you doing?
are you doing anything for your easter? my family is going to get brunch and texting me like 'wish u were here' but i'm so blah about holidays lol

i don't who any of you faggots are, but whatever


I am depressed so shitty green text story

>can't find a job
>it is my birthday
>I hate it
>I hate being older
>my mother gave me five grand for my birthday
>my dad gave me three
>money doesn't make me happy in the slightest
>no boyfriend or girlfriend
>my car is fucked
>my doctor fucked me on my hrt so I will run out in about a month until I see a new doctor in mid may.
>I just want to get shit faced drunk
>I can't see my friends because my car is broken

I am so depressed and I have it better than most people ffs

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>tfw will never win the lottery and use the money to start a mtfg trap house

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>>5930666
That's some guy who's sometimes seen sitting in the bar called sam

>>5930684
and if you aint a ho get up out my trap house

>>5930666
Sam

>>5930669
Not all old people are bad.

>>5930681
See >>5930609

>>5930681
Yeah I'm not religious so easter is just a candy day for me.

>>5930659
holy fuck. i thought it was a meme

>>5930665
my first best friend from early childhood turned out gay, had a live fast die young attitude to trainspotting and buggering, and is now HIV+.

my best friend from primary school hanged himself just before we turned 17 and just before we made contact again after years.

my secondary school best friend is in a long term relationship with a controlling gf, is insecure about his height, had rickets a few years ago and is currently dealing with kidney stones.

my current best friends are purely online now and they're all as fucked as me, either mentally ill or other trannies.

i sure know how to pick my friends.

>>5930686
wow. he looks a lot manlier in the arty picture than in the cartoon

>>5930676
I'm okay... It's kinda awkward that I'm the manliest one in the house right now!
Youre okay.... It's ALL IN YOUR CRAZY OVERWORRIED HEAD!

>>5930683
but 8k is a solid contribution towards FFS?

>>5930694
It isn't
When I first met his grandmom, she was highly upset that me and my bf were living together even though we weren't married

>>5930683
>Given 8 grand as a pressie.
Jeez, was it a big birthday or are your folks rich?

>>5930703
What's wrong with two young men living as roommates? :^)

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>>5930683

literally spend 600$ on hormones from alldaychemist, fix up your car, and move on lol
happy bday btw <3

>>5930691

:/ h8 ppl

>>5930693

i kind of forgot it was easter, but candy sales tomorrowwwww

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>>5930707
Oh you :)

>>5930711
Same tbqh

>>5930683
do you live in a city? you can use an app for booze delivery happy b-day tho
>>5930703
wow, my uncle is a heathen then. he's a holy roller, but he is cool with me being a tranny
>>5930711
candy sales omfg.

>>5930717
angie?
feeling better? You were sadposting a few days ago

>>5930711
>candy sales
Oooh yes I remember after Valentine's Day wally world had small boxes of chocolate for a quarter. I probably have too much candy already tho.

Tfw When Easter is you mom's favorite holiday and she didnt say anything to you about it yesterday or today.

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>>5930700
I don't want ffs believe it or not. Despite being ugly and shit, I don't believe in personally getting cosmetic surgery. Besides I think ffs makes you look more feminine at the cost of looking less human if you know what I mean. I think I will look fine if I just lose more weight.

>>5930704
My parents just spoil the living hell out of me honestly. They are not rich but they are maybe upper middle class.

>>5930711
Well I have enough estrogen to last me for about six months, I just need spiro for the next 60 to 90 days. I will most likely buy it online, but I don't know how to pay for it. I mean I have the money, but I don't think they take credit cards anymore and I kind of rather order from in house based my self medicating experience years ago.

As for the car, the engine is blown and it will cost three grand to fix. The problem is the car is only worth two grand.

>>5930721
Nah my parents will buy me the booze if i wanted it. I live in socal and lets just say public transit doesn't work well at least where I live on the outskirts. Nothing like sf, portland or seattle's public transportation.

I am either going to get wasted or take a bunch of acid and listen to depressing crap like death metal or mozart's requiem.

Maybe the greatful dead

yeah acid + greatful dead is win


at least daddy is going to build a wall and deport the mudslims.

Fuuuucjex all that up senpai

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>>5930721
Most of my family is cool with me being trans But if my bf's family knew they would probably lynch me.

>>5930731
Yeah and I'm neutral right now but leaning towards happyville

trip back on i guess.

the bad news, my mum outed me to my aunties under the pretense that me coming out as trans to her is why she's upset. until they can get her to calm the fuck down, she's effectively driven a wedge between me and the rest of my family, which was a bit unfair.

the good news. it looks as if one of the equity crowdfunding investments i made before i knew i was going to get kicked out, is going to fail to meet its target. which means i'm going to get back a tidy sum of money which will really help.

the other bad news. still honlier than thou.

>>5930738
oh ok,

>>5930738
They still take credit cards.
I've heard some banks won't let the transaction go through though.

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>>5930738
>Besides I think ffs makes you look more feminine at the cost of looking less human if you know what I mean.
That doesn't necessarily sound like a bad thing; looking human sucks sempai.

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>>5930721
>>5930732

we bout to get our sweettooth on senpais

>>5930734

:( i'm sorry kelly

>>5930738

then buy a new car lol. you literally have the solution to all of your problems already so idgi

Hey, I have a weird question. Is it possible to get people to donate money towards your transition surgeries/HRT. Kind of like a kickstarter?

>>5930742
>But if my bf's family knew they would probably lynch me.

But you had SRS already so its not like they'd ever find out.

>tfw your chin is shitty and lopsided and hangs down like an extra cm on one side
kill me

>>5930750
Fucking hell. Rule to self, wake up before posting like a drunken retard.

Candy sales are more important.

>>5930754
>tfw you still get the odd letter every now and then adressed to boyname

>>5930753

Where do you live?

>>5930753
Try Indiegogo. Though idk how much you'd actually get from people.

>>5930753
I've seen people make GoFundMes for that. IDK how successful they are. Probably helps to have a lot of people who know about you, I think a lot of YouTubers do it.

>>5930566
damn took me a long time to realize that wasn't two people

>>5930753
yeah try chaturbate

Came out to my brother today. His reaction was,

>oh, okay

and switched to right pronouns right away. My mom thought he was going to have a hard time accepting it because she is latently transphobic and projects her own feelings on everyone else.


Other than that, I had this awkward exchange with my grandpa.

>Hey, [deadname] what do you think about [topic]
>my name is Kathy
>please let me intentionally dead name you I'm a trillion years old (and possibly autistic) and can't get used to it that quick
>no


Easter is sorta awkward and suffused with mild depression. Same as every year, pretty much.

>>5930760
Why are you asking?
>>5930761
>>5930762
I'll look into this, thanks

>>5930766
So if I offer myself up as a camwhore in the future, they might fund me?

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>>5930747
damn I guess I have to find out what banks they will accept.

>>5930750
yeah I am kind of fucked into buying a car with it. I was going to use the money for srs shit though. You stuff the insurance doesn't cover. That is kind of why I am having a bit of a melt down. I was looking for a car for the last week and settled on getting a mazda 3 because it is the best car for under 20k imo, but I was like well what am I going to do if I have to take a few months off for srs? putting 3k down for a down payment is pretty fucked and since I don't have a job atm most of the money I got today will have to go to paying the insurance and car payment until I get one. Then with no reserve I will get srs and will be unable to make the payments.

I thought about getting a used car, but I don't trust them for the price. Since my parents will take the loan out in their names the interest rate will be below 2% vs 5% on a used car loan. Since I want to use the car to travel a lot it can't have too many miles either.


idk I wish I didn't need a fucking car.


Also I am only a trump support for the memes and the fact that I see him as an engine of chaos that will burn down the current political system so we can rebuild something better. I am not really in support of most of his polices other than getting rid of unfair trade agreements and screens Muslims more. Oh, I want a republican to appoint more justices for guns rights.

>>5930766
i'm too ugy for that

>>5930771
there's some french transguy who was shilling his gofundme for mastectomy here.
goal of 2k euros, hasn't even hit 300 yet.

considering you'll need a lot more than that don't hold your breath.

>>5930771

Im asking because unless you live in a shithole country, hormones is covered by health insurance.

>>5930770
Don't be mad at your grandpa, he's form another era. Most old people really won't understand what being trans even is.

>>5930766
Would this really work?

>>5930787
Oh they understand. They call it being a little bitch.

>>5930781
I was thinking of making and selling trans themed jewelry at a slight premium as a way to let people donate and really get something for it. Other than nudy pics, that is.

>>5930743
Hey sorry. You're mom will calm down eventually. I don't understand why it's a big deal for her but she'll come to her senses eventually.

LITERALLY GETTING A PRETTY BOY SHIRT RN

EDIE, FAYE

Y'ALL JELLY?

>>5930796
Jewelry works for camwhoring because married men like having an excuse for the charges on their card. Sell panties, take requests, hell even baked goods. The ex-gf chef/camwhore made a decent buck lol

>>5930787
My mindset is mostly that I don't care that much about my grandparents don't fully understand me as long as they make some effort to acknowledge my identity, which they do. They're meeting par, but honestly, it's ridiculous to tell someone to not be upset that they're not going to be understood by their relatives, even you consider their mindset excusable based on their limited mindset and experiences.
Anyway, I'll stick with being direct and open about me not being okay with them using my wrong name and pronouns. That way they'll get used to not misgendering me faster.

>>5930806
>PRETTY BOY


/femgen/ is ------>

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>>5930758

lmao!! THEY'RE BOTH IMPORTANT IMO

>>5930776

why not move somewhere you don't need a car and look for work there?

>>5930806

her and i both have omocat shirts, tho she has a pretty boy one 3: i'm a tad jelly desupai

>>5930699
Fuck I'm sorry. Just remember youre not manly you're just bamf. A foxy bamf. How long until I turn Fox? Cause right now I'm in the mineral stage

>>5930814
List of transfriendly places where a car isn't necessary? Portland I'd assume, any others?

>>5930814
Well I asked my friends in portland if I could move up there and they haven't gotten back to me. My only other option is moving to phoenix and phoenix is worse than LA in terms of not having a car.


God I hate LA ;_:

maybe my cousin from Seattle will be at my party, well it is my party but also it is the family Easter gathering too since my birthday happened to fall on Easter again, and I can ask her about moving up there. We talked about it when I visited her, but idk we never came to an agreement.

Who cuts themselves here?

>inb4 attention whore

how do i dress more like a faggot. post outfits?

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>>5930820

on the lower tier i guess you have like portland, philadelphia, providence? austin maybe mid-tier. then seattle, los angeles, new york, boston. highest tier is obviously san fran. i'm moving to portland cause tons of my friends live there, it's cheap, and there's lots to do.

>>5930821

:<
i mean idk girl....... you def need a job and it sucks that you're not able to find one.... like do you just not have the experience necessary?

>>5930816
You have atleast 6 months, sweetie!

I mean, I'm surrounded by 2 gay boys, 2 lezzies, 2 Western white girls, a fuckboy, a mom, and bigoted father who only ever amounted to a failed farmer....

And they're literally asking me for car advice and oil market stuff.

Fuck.

Feelsgoodtho. Even though he's a bigoted ass, he actually hugged me and was really nice... Like being a tranny>homo son

I live in a city with shit public transit and no car. I just uber or walk everywhere I need to, but you gotta have money to do that

>>5930837
Exactly how i hope my family becomes

>>5930827
I sometimes do. I used to a lot in high school though, and I have shitty scars from it.

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>>5930837
>Like being a tranny>homo son
Weird priorities.

>>5930837
ilu so much <3

That already sounds like it was a win compared to how you thought it would be.

>>5930835
pretty much.

I am working at getting better at coding but in the mean time I am trying to find somewhere to hire me. I can't even get hired at best buy working for geek squad. I had an interview and every and thought I aced it only for them to never call me back. I will be cool working minium wage part time for experience since my parents will support me.

Yeah, i can pass any drug test too so that is not a problem. in fact the only thing I really do anymore is drunk, maybe twice a month, and acid maybe once a month.

I am not really into intoxicating myself too often.

>>5930845
Uber sucks and it is two miles down a winding road until i get to a 711 let alone any place that is hiring.

http://i.imgur.com/EqSsph3.jpg

picture is a mile up the street i live on.

>>5930770
sounds like my brother, why are brothers the best?

>Easter is sorta awkward and suffused with mild depression.
It's a running joke here that someone will blow up at least once in the week preceding it

>tfw no elusive hard-shelled gummy crack eggs this year

>>5930854
Why do you think uber sucks? What about lyft?

2 miles? that's like $5

>>5930854
Jesus. Its like going to walmart when i lived in Tn

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Another day another fuccboi

>>5930827
I used to, I had a flathead screwdriver with a thin and sharp head that I'd use. I got rid of it a few weeks ago, though I still get urges.

>>5930863
he wants the girldick

>>5930863
I keep forgetting your PhD is in penises.

>>5930866
he unmatched me immediately lmao

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>>5930863
Yay fuckbois

So where have you been outside your home countries mtfg?

I have been to:
-Vegas
-Maine
-New York
-Orlando
-Morocco

also am going to Egypt this year.

>>5930754
You mean ffs

>>5930878
>also am going to Egypt this year.

WHY

Ive been to france, uk, denmark, italy, croatia, austria, spain, netherlands, thailand, and UAE (transit tho)

>>5930878
Only South Korea and Japan.

>>5930887
>why

Pyramids, interesting backwards culture, nice beaches, cheap as crap

>>5930878
>Zimbabwe
>Israel
Also Vegas and New York are not countries.
>>5930876
Wanna add me on kik? I'm not a fuccboi obviously, I'm just bored.

how can you improve your self image? my mom gave me the you can get ffs but are you still going to yell at us when we call you cute after talk

>>5930887
>Phienchen

Are you German?


>>5930878
UK, Netherlands, Belgium, France, Canada.

>>5930892
I said where, not what country!

>>5930894
yes

>>5930890
but thats literally a failed state rn

>>5930892
I dont mind anyone adding me. I just wont show screencaps of people once there are people i give a damn about.

1337kellyvee or kellyvee. Seriously its pretty much the same for everything

>>5930901
Meh, still worth it

I don't understand why people travel hundreds of kilometers just for beaches and neglect to explore a country's culture while they're there.

>>5930896
Why not just say America?

>>5930905
Idk, probably not if you get kidnapped by a bunch of terrorists :^)

>>5930907
I don't. I am going to Egypt largely to see the Pyramids and Sphinx. I wanted to go to Hong Kong but my mum didn't want us to.

>>5930915
Why didn't she want you to go to Hong Kong?

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>hungover
>social obligations today
Ugh.

>>5930827
Sup?

>>5930828
I pretty much wear whatever I want now. I'm trans, everyone knows. It seems I can do whatever the fuck I want.

>>5930878
I've been to Rome and Tokyo. That's it. I need to go somewhere foreign again.

>>5930914
>living in central Europe
>telling other people they're going to get terroristed

Uh, I've got some news for you...

>>5930878
England, France, Luxembourg, Belgium, Netherlands, Germany, Italy, Czech Republic

>>5930878
Never been outside the country and havent traveled much, but i have moved a ton.

Nashville, Tn. New Smyrna Beach, Tampa, key west, Fl. dayton, oh. West Lafayette, In. Terre Haute, In. St. louis, Mo

>>5930913
i-it sounds more impressive than just america :(
>>5930914
welp, then i get natl tv coverage :^)
>>5930918
long flights, plus it wouldn't have been as good a hotel.

>>5930878
-germany
-switzerland
-netherlands
-belgium
-italy
-france
-spain
-UK
-hungary
-slovenia
-croatia
-greece
-iceland
-japan
-china
-chile
-argentina
...I'm sure I forgot something

>>5930552
>>5930553
>>5930568
Literally just benzoyl peroxide. Cleared my shit right up senpai.
I'll post butt pics later in the comfort of my home.

>>5930925
>terrorists in germany
hasnt happened in ages, and probably wont.
they get too much free shit to explode themselves :^)
theyll just stone faggots and trannies, but leftist think that thats necessary to have proper diversity

>>5930930
b-but I am worried about u

>>5930934
laptop trip pls

>>5930892
R H O D E S I A

>been waiting for the health office to get back to me about my school clinic fee
>turns out it already went through over a week ago
oops

being male is worse than living with AIDS tbhon

>>5930937
Thanks, I almost forgot I'm on 4chan.

>>5930945
youre welcome

>>5930892
New York IS a country you fucking ignorant goy.

>>5930937
i-i'll be fine tho
>>5930940
das racist (btw, I once changed the travel page Zimbabwe page to Rhodesia. The butthurt was immense)

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>>5929878
>Misspelling "Newman"
>Making the thread before the previous thread hit the image limit
>Being new
You suck

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>mfw my hair is going to take forever to grow long.

>>5930878
Cuba, Mexico, Panama, Costa Rica.
Amurican.

>>5930944

50% of gay black men have aids

wtf are they doing?

>>5930919
There's a certain level of freedom that comes with being a pariah.

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>>5930892
>Zimbabwe
>country

Op is a retard for getting rid of the improved OP BTW

Literally down syndrome

>>5930878
Not too much desu
Austria: Salzburg
Italy: Rome, Venice
Hungaria: budapest, balaton
USA: New York

I think that's about it

I'll be in belgium in august
And hope to be in thailand in 1 1/2 years

>>5930962
I know, right? It feels kind of liberating sometimes.

>live in america
>travel in one direction for 6 hours
>still in the same state

>>5930961
how can they be so dumb to put a rubber on? shaking my head familia

>>5930878
UK, France, Netherlands, Germany, Denmark, Sweden, Austria, Switzerland, Italy, Slovakia, Hungary, Slovenia

pls help i need to like myself so i can start getting consultations and shit ;-;

jesus fucking christ someone fix this captcha shit. its so annoying to have to do like 10 of these any time i want to post.

>need to go to the bathroom
>someones in the only stall
>i only have fifteen minutes for break
>and i need to go bad
>just waiting in the bathroom for this dude
>can see his shadow of him playing on his phone
>other guys are walking in and staring at me
UGH I HATE THIS. I'M GOING TO START USING THE FEMALE RESTROOM AS SOON AS MY LEGAL IS DONE
>>5930953
>saving my pics
You dont even like the bucs heathen

>>5930968
TX, AK, or CA?

>>5930974
4chan pass

>tfw my hair would be even longer if I didn't cut my hair a year ago to try and suppress my feelings
Fug I was stupid. I mean it's at my shoulders, but it could be even longer if i wasn't so stupid ;_;

>>5930965
stfu moonface, the reason why it's confusing is because of you since you chopped down important info

kill yourself you stupid motherfucker

>>5930975
just start now, what's the big deal? nobody gives a shit

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>>5930977

>>5930977
>supporting 4chan financially
good guy

http://transgenderuniverse.com/2015/12/17/andreja-pejic-people-profile/


>According to People Magazine, at the age of 13 Pejic did a Google search of the term “sex change” and she credits this moment for changing her life. “The Internet gave me the sense that there were words to describe my feelings and medical terms,” said Pejic, who left realizing “this is what I need to do.” It was at this time Pejic took testosterone blockers to avoid male puberty.

I knew "But i just naturally never grew facial hair!!!!" was just a meme.

>>5930756
my chin is kinda uneven too tho it's only rlly noticeable if you're looking for it

>>5930827
it's not a good thing

>>5930878
went to bermuda with family when younger, went to italy in middleschool before I got sick
plenty of places I'd like to go to but travel is hard now and heat is difficult to deal with and I pretty much need cannabis to eat consistently

where'd u go to in maine?

>>5930940
Exactly, I still have family members that live there.
>>5930963
Yeah I agree actually.
>>5930950
New Yorkers like to think so.

>>5930985
>tfw this could have been me
Same story, just the ending is different

>>5930974


Am I the only one that gets captchas were the pic your supposed to click for some reason starts fading in another pic when you click them?

>>5930986
a ski resort :D

it was fun tho i kept falling over, like i hit into this guy and both of us got knocked over

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>drinks coffee while eating tasty food and staring at lewd pics of girlcrush

aaahhh. this is the most comfy feel (─‿‿─)

>>5930965
Stop
No1 curr
>>5930976
Dont forget montana. You can drive across montana forever.
>>5930981
I dont think i pass enough to warrant it without also having a legal gender change? Many of my coworkers know I'm trans. Idk.
Also did i mention I'm starving and i have no food? Im operating on last nights dinner + water fountain rn. Idk I'm just complaining.

>>5930993

What does faye's panties smell like?

>>5930991
those are fucking awful, most of the time they fail to recognise at least one image.

>>5930993
Are you a fetishist?

>>5931000
Find images of tea. 4 of tea 5 of coffee. Hardmode.

>>5931003
Isn't everybody here?

>>5930991
it says to click those pictures until theyre gone. but its really shitty and ill have to do like 7 of them before it finally accepts.

>>5930980
The info is literally in the FAQ & Resources

if you're too stupid to click that when you need resources or to ask questions u deserve to OD on potassium

>>5930975
It was a cool pic
>>5930985
That's old news, she said that when she came out publicly in 2014

>>5930993
>lewds
She sent you lewds??
Lol

>>5930993
You're like /a/ eating dinner with their waifus
>>5930997
Scotch and lies probably
>>5930991
Captcha is the worst shit ever and i want clover to hyst have option for non-image captcha.

>>5931009
>OD on potassium

kek

>>5931009
thats a bit mean :(

>>5931004
tricky part is it's only picky about that half the time

>>5931008
I've had decent results clearing out all the images until only one of them is updating with the required type, then doing 3-4 of those and clicking okay even if there's still 1 left

>>5930985
she sure meme'd us bad, pranked us hard, good job

fucking slavshit shitskins starting at 12 and passing flawlessly all their lives

>>5931005
No, I've had dysphoria my whole life. I've tried many things to cure it such as lifting, martial arts, learning guitar and dating girls.

This is the first year that I've actually just given up and accepted that I'm trans. I certainly don't do this as a fetish, and I wish I could cure it.

>>5930994
True, hard to remember them all. Have driven across the length a number of times. Gorgeous state.

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>>5931003

yes

>>5931011

softcore lewd (─‿‿─)

>>5931012

i mean ya basically. tfw qt waifu

>>5931014
Darwinism
>>5931013
eat a banana and seize up you fucking hon

(ur not hon and ilu)

>>5931005
lol nope.
for a start i'm not the kind of Ariel-worshipping AGP who focuses on forming myself into a hypersexual stereotype of girliness.
secondly as much as i feel i could develop a romantic interest with other transgirls and female/feminine people, das not my fetish yo.
sex would forever be frustrating with other femmes.
i need a big, tall, burly, hairy, ripped, sweaty musclebear.

>>5931022
n-noo ;~~; no death pls

>>5931022
youre so qt <3

>>5931009
you deserve to have your face smashed with a crowbar repeatedly just for generally being an insufferable little fuck

>>5931021
>yes
/AGP/>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

You people give us a bad name.

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>Mom sends easter stuff
>bro and sis get cool stuff
>Something extra in mine
>"God Loveth his children"
>"This message is intended for Latter Day Saints who struggle with same gender attraction"

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>>5931027
>qt
top kek

My s.o.'s 17 y/o future lezzie (she doesnt know how gay she is yet, virgin, homeschooled) bombshell sister found out I was bi 2 days ago.

.. She comes in to Easter dinner wearing the shortest of all dresses and won't stop looking at me.

It's really uncomfortable b/c she's a baby. Like, I'd love to go shopping with her but she's so little and feels like family.

Yay female in-law-chaserrrs

>>5931021
Lmao
Y'all are hilarious
>tfw my crush blurred out dick
Rude

Wyd bb
>>5931026
Bananas wouldn't kill you unless you ate dozens of them at one time

>>5931032
id throw it in the fucking trash in front of her and leave
fuck that

>>5931032
Hahahahahaha!!!

>>5931033
Who's that porker?

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>>5931032
>2016
>being mormon

ughhhh why are british pub. sec. workers such bloody communists

>>5931028
eat a banana and seize up
>>5931027
thanks dude

du bist die sußie hier, sußie und du mußt das weißen

(I know I'm using ß wrong :-)
>>5931033
v good pic :- )
>>5931039
that's me get to know me hit me up online anytime your cool :- )

>>5931033

Reminder that gem is a feeder.

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>>5930992
oh yeah those are popular tho climate bs has begun to effect the winters and snow
never actually been to one, prefer the coasts and forests

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>>5930635
Why U hate us?

>>5931043
Oh it's you fatso.

>>5931044
I laughed.

>>5931048
You just lack the balls to go full tranny.

>>5931043
don't be mean ;O
>>5931048
i love femboys tho ;~~;

>>5931048

Nigger, you think its us?

Haven't you noticed the same /pol/ troll comes here daily and posts something with the same exact pic every fucking time?

>>5931051
talk shit......: GET HIT
>>5931049
*farts*

>>5931039
that's yumegoy the qtest piggy under the sun

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>>5931039

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>>5931029

but don't you want a taste of this sissy clit daddy?

>>5931032

WTF LMAO

>>5931034

>tfw everyone's a chaser

>>5931037

some things are too lewd to be seen by the naked eye.....
um i am just eating still, need to start gettin rdy to do a few things before work and stuff. wyd?

>>5931057
>*fats*

ftfy

Yume ilu

good morning

>>5931032
Funny thing is they'd probably not have a problem with it if you were a lesbian.

>>5931058
>>5931059
>>5931063
Truly fat trannies are the worst.

>>5931062
That is one fat hand.

>>5931065
Never talk to me or my little girl again

>>5931065

Yume i want to eat you and make you into BBQ pork.

>>5931057
that's very mean ;~~; don't bully anon

>>5931038
>>5931040

She's in Virginia, but I loveth my mother and I wouldn't do that to her. It's just kind of sad, this pamplet. Like, she's trying so hard between the two things she loves.

Also this pamplet is hilarious. It basically boils down to "We don't know why the people are gay, but they are, and that's not wrong, but it is."

/mtfg/ should I take a shot at getting a decent looking vagina with SRS, which doesn't seem all that likely, or should I just eat a bullet now and leave my savings to my bf since it'll probably be better used?

>>5931068
I llike how all their messages have an asterisk giving the actual reason. Its like explaining the joke.

fat genocide when?

>>5931065
:- o
>>5931066
delete this pic of me
>>5931072
eat out my ass :- D
>>5931073
farts on u

>>5931078
don't kill yourself anon

>>5931069
>fat hand
that's a manly hand tbqh

>>5931062
Lol
Sooooooo You and Faye are sexting now??????
(^:

Ohhh working today?? Have funnnn
I'm folding clothes then I have some cleaning todo lol

>>5930878
Austria, Germany (only Berlin and Iena), Czech Republic (only Prague), France (most of it over 5 trips), Wales (well and London briefly), Spain (mostly Barcelona with bits of Catalonia and Aragon), Viet Nam (exclusively HCMV/Saigon and around), Mexico (strictly Veracruz), and most of the US (every state west of the Mississippi except Georgia and the Carolinas, plus Louisiana, Colorado and MN)

That's a lot more than I realized in retrospect.

>>5931083
t-t-t-thats my fetish

>>5931078
get srs you clown.
if you have 20grand you can easily get one that looks and functions like a natural one.
only difference is the whole child thing and lubrication (if youre unlucky)

>>5931067
How ya doin Shan? Good easter?

>>5931089
(I meant east of the Mississippi; west is my next step)

>>5931090
your fetish is being farted on by the michelin man? weird

>>5931078
I doubt your bf would prefer to have that money over having you; don't make decisions like that for other people, you don't know how important you are to them.

>>5931078
I'd put effort into passing better

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>>5931062

Well, Easter is a Christian Holiday, so...

>>5931068

She would probably explode.

>>5931078
don't get SRS
all vaginas are beautiful even if they are penises

>>5931066
Idgi
>>5931069
I'm not a fan of fat people in general actually
>>5931078
Talk it over with your bf

>>5931091
The ones I've seen from Bowers don't look all that convincing. Just compare any of them to a cis girl's parts and you can tell they look off, plus the lack of kids thing is kinda a punch in the gut itself :/

>>5931078
Don't kill yourself just because you don't have a vagina. The point is that you can at least live and look like a women now. Hell, you even have a boyfriend so seriously, commiting suicide is stupid.

I, on the other hand, haven't even started HRT so suicide is at least plausible.

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>>5931069

ts obesity

>>5931078

the former

>>5931088

>sexting
n-no i told you, s-softcore lewd
and thx bb. i'm gonna try to make 400 again tonight but idk if i'll make thaat much coin. as long as i make 220 i'll be chill, so it'll be a fun relaxing night. i have so much fun working these days. what are you gonna clean tho? is your family doing anything for easter?

>>5931100

i know but still wtf lmao

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>getting SRS before FFS
lol

>>5931078
SRS is a lot more likely to make people, you included, happy, than suicide.

>>5931105
link? i've been thinking about bowers

Going to eat and walk at the park with room mate and her gf... the super lesbian gf has started buying me things the more feminine i am.

Im.. not sure what the hell is happening here. Save me pls.

>>5931105
go to thailand. they make pretty decent ones there.

Ive also heard that bowers can be problematic though, Idk.

>>5931099
No need to
>>5931097
This is true, it would probably crush him but quite honestly I don't think I can live with myself for the rest of my life

>>5931110
>Getting FFS for vanity reasons

>>5931112
You live right next to McGinn

>>5931090
>t-t-t-thats my fetish

WHAT THE FUCK

F I L T E R E D

I hate red but she is pretty hot. If only she didnt have aids

>>>/soc/23539889

>>5931034
Just go shopping with her, geez; there's nothing weird about going shopping with someone unless you make it weird.

>>5931122
pls noooo ;~~;

>>5931124
Hiv doesnt work that way.

>>5931093
hey shell, I'm okay I guess.
Easter was good I'd say too.
how are you though?

>>5931124
>being salty over red's sex life
If you put as much effort into being cute and nice as you do into whining maybe you'd get there too :^)

>>5931124
> If only she didnt have aids
backstory??

>>5931111
Or be a complete waste of tens of thousands of dollars if it ends up not looking right and being a constant reminder of how I'll never be normal

>>5931124
That looks like something out of a Del Toro movie.

>>5931118
I was thinking about mcginn for a bit but bowers studied under brassard, who would be my first choice if i could get insurance to pay for him

>>5931112
Bowers is good imo just get a labiaplasty after I think
>>5931107
DEFINE SOFTCORE
WHAT TYPE OF UNGODLINESS ARE YOU COMMITTINGGGG

Ohh wait I thought $400 was like your average though? Is Sunday not a good day for coin?
My dad is going to barbecue so I should clean the patio first, but I also need to bathe my baby and then clean my bathroom
I mean I think we're having Easter dinner I guess but that's about it

>>5931133
Are you 45?

>>5931124
time to fap *whips out miss cock*

>>5931140
20

>>5931138
>bowers studied under brassard
Huh? She's older than Brassard (and I smell bullshit, her results look nothing like his)

>>5931130
I'm pretty good I guess, quiet easter.

>>5931100
>She would probably explode.
Oh, really? Well, on the bright side I guess that means she thinks you're at least enough of a girl to even have the potential to be a lesbian heathen, I'd take that as a compliment.

>>5931146
really? i mean srs is still like a year+ away for me so i really dont know too much about surgeons and am just going on word of mouth stuff rn

>>5931124
>red has AIDs
BACKSTORY

>>5931124

WTF is that shit near her butt?

>>5931142
Then chance are you'll be fine on any of the 6 or so main surgeons. The chance of serious issues is prettly low and mostly a thing that older transitioners deal with.

>>5931139

i-i can't say, such lewd things like handholding are too much for a blue board such as this....
and i mean my average lately has been 250~400, 400 is like the upper tier average. sundays are really hit or miss for me tho, so. i'll have fun regardless and i should easily be able to make 220$ like i want, but if i can i want to make waaay more than thatttt. gotta buy plane tickets to see faye tomorrow and i also want to buy a few other things l-lol.
are you excited for the food and all that tho? fucking easter bbq sounds SOOOO bomb, i'm jelly af. idr if your family was big into any religious stuff or holidays in general so that's why i ask.

How many people on here lie about their personal lives? I'm starting struggling to believe what some people say.

>>5931131
>wanting to be a slut
the pinnacle of transition isnt to gargle as many cocks as you can

>>5931156
What do you do for a living?

>>5931153
an HIV wart

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>>5931107
>sits on train to San Fransisco idly thinking about eating Uranus

>>5931148

She probably doesn't know I'm trans

>>5931158
If most of the stuff posted here reads like badly written erotic fiction, it's because it is.
I think that sexually repressed housewives write better.

>>5931160
Nah, that's just the pinnacle of living.

>>5931158
I do.
My real life is very complicated.
I died over 4 months ago.
I was able to return back to the world of the living through the favor of particular the old man who happens to be also dead.

Anyways, I was asked by this old man to gain the souls of 15 heros which would allow me to gain my life back again.