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Dysphoria edition

▶Informed Consent Providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
▶Trans Info Dump: http://pastebin.com/h1vLPxyV (embed)
▶Beginner makeup resources: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
▶Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
▶Transition timelines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
▶Voice Training: http://pastebin.com/dgipdsge (embed)
▶HRT info: https://web.archive.rg/web/0000000000000http://taimapedia.org/index.php?title=Hormones
▶Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
▶Zeemaps: https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1843968
▶Discord (new): https://discord.gg/0qFz5Shp1aVSTsTz
▶IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat #MTFG
▶Tinychat: yummyyume

Previous thread >>5925358
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>>5927148
>Dysphoria edition
edition fits perfectly :(
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first
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>>5927152
sorry anon ;_;
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>>5927153
chinese
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>>5927148
fucking kill me
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Who /hip growth/ here
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wow kayla actually helped a tgirl
im proud of you
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>>5927148
But every day is dysphoria day ;~;

Updated wardrobe today. Can never wear skinny jeans or tight pants because my calves are too big. Guess it's skirts and wide-leg things forever.
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>>5927148
>Dysphoria edition

>>5927123
no, feeling gross and also ive been in voice therapy for two months but sound identical to when i started
>>5927126
please do
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>>5927159
you are chinese and living in fucking compton? hey how old are you?
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>>5927166

my voice isn't that good but i can give you some tips that helped me get it to an ok level if u want bb
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>yfw you suck at contouring with powder.
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>>5927166
Fiese Oma Mit Hut
no spaces
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>>5927162
not me
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>>5927167
18
i am rapebait dude
and my parents are kicking me out for being a tranny
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>>5927144
>I have the entire thing. It probably doesn't look so good because I put it in a box in a box to have it sent here, so my parents wouldn't see it, but it is all here.

I kind of want to do a Kitsune, actually.
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>>5927172
>tfw you suck at everything
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>mfw I never experienced dysphoria
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>>5927164
yeah but you forget I have now referred like 4 people there including grey
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>>5927166
Post voice
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>>5927148
>Watching Pitch Perfect 2 for the first time
>Feel extra disphoric and depressed the entire movie because I'll never look like Anna Kendrick and I'll never get to live a life like that
>Theres even a long ladyboy joke near the end so I feel even more like shit
I want to die.
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>>5927182
>lipstick on teeth
that totally sums hons up

>>5927178
im not a dude tho
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>>5927186

Post voice
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>>5927162
me to bad I still look manish
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>>5927171
youve already helped me before but ty, i feel like i have tried every resource available on the internet, i have paid for like guides and tapes, and now im failing with an irl human too. my voice is unpassable. im going to end up with 75k worth of plastic surgery in my body and still sound like a faggot

today https://clyp.it/faqiesxc
jan 20th https://clyp.it/pwofwzoa
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>>5927191
You sound like angie when you do that.
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>>5927187
get this painting out of my face, its not even that good jfc
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>>5927191
http://lena.kiev.ua/voice/
voice therapy is a scam
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today is the girltinkler inspection day
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>>5927172

>mfw without contouring i would be even more of a man

>>5927191

it's only been 2 months girl lol. like you're right that it sounds similar but it sounds a lot stronger than it did in january. it takes time.
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>>5927188
>im not a dude
dude pls
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>>5927202
wait... does that mean I dont need to attend
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>>5927187
yeah fuck chick flicks, I stick to only action movies with male casts like submarine movies, I can't see a girl in a movie without being triggered.
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>>5927144
Homura cosplay right? Do you have any pics of you in it?? I think it'd be cute =w=
>>5927187
Was the second as good as the first? I really liked the first :'x
>>5927202
no thank u I'm not coming to school today then :((((
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>>5927191
You literally just started. Voice training is a hard thing to learn and takes time no matter what.
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>>5927205
>those middle eastern hair genes
gib
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>>5927187
I take that back. Maybe with luck I could look something like this. Luck and magic. I mean I think I have a similar facial structure. Now to just shrink a foot in height to match her size.

>>5927219
Its was good but not as good as the first.
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tfw when a gay guy has a higher voice than me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zv6rK77xHU
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>>5927191
>tfw no hope for voice
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>>5927219

I think I wiped out all my selfies when I transferred computers because it was so painful. I could put it back together, but I'd want to get some makeup because I have freckles from here to Tokyo.
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>>5927231
You've got issues.
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eww kayler is nothing but a chaser in a dress
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>>5927231
Why?
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>>5927233
>>5927235
but someone said its tinkler inspection day
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does anyone want to go see batman hates superman with me?
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>>5927151
>edition fits perfectly :(
unlike the girl clothes on my huge manly frame am i right hahahaha
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>>5927231
lol
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>>5927231
the infamous miss cock strikes again
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>>5927222

>tfw those middle eastern hair genes translate to literally every hair on my body
you don't want them lmao

>>5927231

GIRL LMAO

>>5927234

what's wrong with dating a trans girl?
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miss cock 5: son of miss cock
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>>5927230
FRECKLES ARE SO CUTE THOUGH DON'T COVER EM UP

s: sucks that you wiped em but I totally understand honestly
>>5927226
oh :(((((
>>5927231
wtf LOL
>>5927237
YEA let's go rn
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>>5927247
no nvm im gonna stay home and watch something else entirely
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>>5927231
why so veiny? also it looks like you have a phimosis tbqh
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>>5927247
Freckles are a curse not a blessing
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>>5927250
I already bought the tickets don't do this to me :((((
>>5927254
I don't think so and I have em heh
not as visible as urs tho
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>>5927252
I never had phimosis but hrt really fucked my thingy up. I still wish I had money for srs before it shrinks even more.
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>>5927242
edie i had Italian hair genes, it took a lot of T and 9 to activate them but I had hairy toes, little tufts on my shoulders and a hairy butt. its all turned to blonde fuzz now so i have a fuzzy butt if i don't epilate. at least the foot/toe hair stopped but one downside

>tfw will never be a cute hobbit girl having to stretch to kiss my elf gf when she's kneeling down

still my ftm ex was hairy, dude was like a bear with his pelt of back hair, and he was a kiwi so idk
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>>5927114
I am so far ahead of you it's not even funny
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>>5927257
okay i'll buy the gourmet popping corn
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>>5927264
thank you
I forgive u
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>>5927247

Most of the time they are. If I do do Kitsune, I'll probably not cover them up on purpose, but I do need oranger for my facial hair and then I have to do the entire face to balance it out and I'll probably wind up blocking them anyway.

But for Homura, freckles wouldn't work for her.
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>tfw I'll never get to experience back problems
Sigh.
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>>5927265
i kno
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>>5927254
this
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>>5927261
nah its funny


whats wrong

>>5927269
fuck you
my back is so fucked i cant stand up str8
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>>5927258
yea that red circle on your foreskin looks like you stretched it too much or something lol

>hrt really fucked my thingy up
how?
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>>5927275
how u doin
>>5927266
oohh that makes sense actually my b
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kayla is the troll mtfg needs
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>>5927282
pretty regular and good how are you
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>>5927280
It is funny. Because my life. Is a joke =D
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>tfw you'll never be in a threesome with Ragnar and Lagertha.
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>ywn pass
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Hello everyone, how have your days been?
>>5927297
>iktf
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>>5927287
Trip on kayla
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>spend my entire lunch break reading about muslim extremism (again)
>trying to empathize with extremists and understand wht the fuck they're on about
>they're all fucking crazy and i hate them but also understand that extremism in islam is only a small percentage of a given population
>know for certain that the cia is now watching me because they think i might be a terrorist
Shit man i mean fuck cops but not for god or anything
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>>5926877
senpai with that tiny upper chest width and those small rounded shoulders you're gonna be fine

>>5927028
>needing anything but your bare hands
it takes about the same amount of force as tearing 24 sheets of paper at once to tear off a human ear

>>5927162
kek I wish, need to balance out this goddamn chest

>>5927187
watch films that aren't centred around attractiveness and cis women, e.g. artsy shit, pic related
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>>5927287
https://clyp.it/jx4fyuaz
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>>5927300

Oh, you know, incredibly fucking busy and also talking about Homura cosplay and how I suck terribly.
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does this slut truly post here?
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>>5927297
>pass
>still hate self

it never ends
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>>5927308
Sounds like quite a day, but I don't think you suck! Are you gonna do a Homura cosplay then?
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>>5927300
actually better than usual, I had a good face day today and tapped into my non-binary side to go shopping in high-fashion-andromode

and I took this pic in which I look close to identical to my cis sister which felt really good
hopefully it persists and I can get some work done tomorrow
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>>5927297

sometimes i feel like i'm the only one who doesn't give a fuck about passing lol
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>>5927311
Woah kuro has the thigh
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>wanting to pass
>not just detransitioning
are you even trying?
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>>5927320
Because you're mad cute. Attractive>passing
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>>5927297
>tfw
>>5927294
heh ragnar looks cool
get rid of lagertha heheh.......
>>5927320
cuz u pass LMAO
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>>5927311
i look better than this tbhon
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>>5927320
>sometimes i feel like i'm the only one who doesn't give a fuck about passing lol
>buys thousands of dollars in makeup
>doesn't care about passing
something doesn't add up here
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>>5927316

>would 100% do a Homura maid.

I have a Homura cosplay and I want to use it! Actually, I'm considering actually flying somewhere for a con since this last month made me so much money. 1400+ dollars just from this last month, but I worked 25 out of 30 days.
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>>5927319
>ywn have cis thick thighs like rapegar
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>>5927327
just ignore him, he's being passive aggressive towards hons as usual
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>>5927327
U still stick a dido on your bikes seat and ride it silly?
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>>5927320
seriously

>>5927325
>>5927324
>>5927327

do you not realise how full of shit you are when it comes to this subject? it's easier not to give a fuck when you constantly receive affirmation and validation, in your case from sexual partners. non-attractive people don't get that unless they have some other valued trait like a special talent thanks to our aesthetically-focused society.
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>>5927324

it's just makeup lol

>>5927325
>>5927327

i like makeup because of the artifice of it and i like manmade beauty. which i think makes me look pretty, the makeup i mean. but i don't pass. you can be pretty because of something like makeup without passing.
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>>5927319
That's really good to hear, I'm glad you had a great day !
>>5927328
Come up to like Anime Midwest and we can cosplay together (I'd say Central but idk if I'll have money for it in time lol)
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>>5927333
I only did that one time.

>>5927331
Yeah no shit, only a passer like her who spends every min on makeup and hair care and who passes has the nerve to say passing doesn't matter to people like me who will never pass.
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Is it too late to start at 26 ?
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>>5927337

Chicago, huh? I just might do so, if you're really interested.
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>>5927338
Yeah I dont really agree with kayla ever but wtf edie.
>I dont care about passing but its only because I pass
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>>5927336
>implying it's just makeuo
I saw a no makeup pic during Portland trannypalooza. You're telling fibs.
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>tfw u realize u are feeling crazy because u havent been taking ur meds and u shouldnt be drinking tonight
l-lol
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here we go
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>>5927352
you're a weird one fatty maddie
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>>5927344
I think it could be fun!~
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>>5927338
he's not such a passer you would like to believe. most of the magic about him lies in his superior makeup skills
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>>5927352
I just wanna look like frank wolf :(((((
>>5927336
do u rlly think u don't pass o-o
>>5927355
oh yeah
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>>5927359

Very well then, I'll start making plans.
...well, maybe I should send you a pic of me first so you don't recoil in horror and change your mind when I get there
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>>5927369
Or maybe we should talk a little bit outside the thread before making any plans lol
I don't mind appearances, as long as someone is my friend I have no reason to judge
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>>5927352
Jfc. Take your meds. Then get more drunk with me
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>tfw big puffy nips
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WHOA
looks like I am going to india
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz-wlKiHA8g
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>>5927348

angles bb

>>5927352

LITERALLY STOP DRINKING AND TAKE UR PILLS LOL

>>5927368

i really think that, ya. the way i explained it to the girls in portland when we were all together is that i look very androgynous. like i don't really look like a female or a male. but i look pretty. lots of people are ok with that, but i'm pretty sure i get clocked all of the time because of that as well. it just is what it is. i'm ok with being attractive in that way even if i'm not conventionally, specifically conventionally femininely attractive. i also identified as a genderqueer person for the first 2-3 years of my transition, so....
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>tfw tooth that completely cracked to the gum after root canal that i didn't do anything about for 3 years because i was afraid to go to the dentist is infected and abscessed
>tfw scared its going to spread and im going to die
>tfw still afraid to go to the dentist
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wow what the funk today is my bossed last day and nobody told me until just now
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>>5927380
>tfw pretty sure my boobs are starting to get bigger
Or rather get big at all but yay
>>5927384
GO TO THE DENTIST ANON ITS ONLY GONNA GET WORSE THE LONGER YOU WAIT
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>>5927375

Ha ha, sorry. I guess I got a little excited, lol. You want my skype?
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>>5927382
Kayla do u have that webm have 2 gay boy twinks tickling each other after gaming plz plz plz
>>5927383
if that's what you think bb!! I think you pass for sure but I've also never met u in person so idrk!!

are u moving to portland btw??
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>>5927387
i cant call them and schedule an appointment ill just keep stuttering and shaking and hang up how do i do this
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>tfw just killing time sitting in mtfg all day while waiting to hear back about that fucking job
im going crraazyyyy gahhhh i need this job or i wont survive april fuck just calll me already


also how bad is smoking while on hrt? i only rarely smoke but im just curious.

>>5927382
that looks p good
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> Found out I have Klinefelter syndrome.

Someone hold me please.
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>>5927393
Pretty bad.....
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>>5927392
>>5927384
please someone help me the gum is all black now im scared
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>>5927393
Nicotine in general is bad for your heart and the effects of HRT make you higher risk for things like coronary heart disease, but it is really up to you. Any doctor will tell you to quit, but its your body so weigh the risks as you like.
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No amount of talking to my regular therapist/new psychiatrist seems to help me at all. The medications don't do anything but make me tired and occasionally make my heart feel like it's going to explode. They barely want to talk about my feelings of dysphoria and I don't know what to tell them besides that I hate my body and each day I feel more hopeless.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2YiUTh9dj4
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Keep in mind girls. We all suffer from dysphoria here. We all know that even if we passed 100% to everyone on planet Earth, we'd still doubt ourselves and see the old, male, us in the mirror.

Only by accepting this can you move forward.
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>>5927398
help
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>>5927388
Don't worry it's okay~
Yeah, I'd be happy to talk on Skype and stuff
>>5927392
Take deep breaths and keep calling until you get it.
>>5927398
Anon you NEED dentist
>>5927401
Are you not seeing a gender specialist?
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>>5927382
What about miss cock? You can't kill her, she's a living legend!
#JusticeForMissCock
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>>5927409
you don't understand i cant call people i cant do ot im going to die from my tooth
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>>5927410
I want miss cock to die and give rise to miss cunt.
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>>5927396
that means you are retarded
literally
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What are the benefits of SRS? Atm I am leaning more in favour of orchi.
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>>5927414
Could you go into the office and make an appointment in person?
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>>5927398
>gum is all black
r.i.p.
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>>5927417
this is joke rite
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really?, is it too late to start HRT at 25 ??
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>>5927418
i cant leave my house if im upset at all i don't know what im going to do im scared
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>>5927409
lol ur still autistic what the fuck oh my god u have no personality
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>>5927415
Not gonna happen. You can't be a shemale bombshell without miss cock.
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>>5927396

Post voice

clyp.it
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>>5927398
if your gums are getting discolored there is a very serious risk of losing alot of your teeth GET HELP
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>>5927426 well part of ur gums not healthy
its not gonna kill u but u should see a dentist
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>>5927417
none
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>>5927430
i cant
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>>5927417
youre too young to do drugs.
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>>5927425
ya ur body will be destroyed by t
source: started hrt at 26
http://imgur.com/a/T4T6b
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>>5927397
>>5927400
aight cool cool thanks. thats kinda what i expected to hear
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>>5927368
>I just wanna look like frank wolf :(((((
pic related?
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>>5927425
Nope better at 25 than 30 lol
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>>5927436
if ur not going to see the dentist ur going to turn into a toothless redneck lol
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>>5927423
Nope. SRS seems to have a much higher risk, and will never be a real vagina. Maybe I'll weight for stem cell technology to advance.
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>>5927409
The person I'm seeing apparently has a focus on issues around gender but is technically a social worker? I dunno if that really counts and I just want to get help soon because it's not like I'm getting any younger.
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>>5927441
when he was CUTE I don't wanna be a skeleton not rn anyways :(((((
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anyone have the cute boys make the best girls image or programming ones

thx
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>>5927427
Rude!
>>5927426
You really don't have a choice here anon, YOU HAVE TO
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When do the days after shaving stop being the world's prickliest torture?
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>>5927452
calling me rude doesn't give u a personality
sashay away
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>>5927389

well thx bb c:
also yes i am moving to portland. my immediate future plans are as follows:
>workout/read/write more and get prettier to impress qt
>make even more money so i can give qt the world
>get nice apartment in portland so qt will always wanna come over
>develop even larger friend group in portland so that i have a fun life to share with qt
>be in relationship with qt and hold her hand all over the place
>introduce qt to family and everyone i care about and make her wanna move to portland too

it'll take a few months but i will accomplish them all u will see
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>>5927439
anon's professional review:
1st - dollface inspired masterpiece
2nd - le réalisme (doesn't include caveman's forehead)
3rd - skirt-wearing supermutant
4th - weird fat androgynous blob
5th - bailey jay after detransitioning
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>>5927451
this one?
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>>5927459
im too tipsy to understand ur witty barb anon sry
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>>5927460
no i's rainbow colored and says cute boys make the best girls

saved tho
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>>5927458
WOW! TIPS GIRL?
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>>5927458
that sounds rlly nice.... I wish u good luck !!
hehe buy me an apartment I'll give u a hug that it tho aha

tips on detrans?
>>5927460
heh bulges are cute heh heh
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>>5927461
have a couple of drinks more to forgot how ugly u are tbhon
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>>5927456
Thanks c:
>>5927449
The obvious thing to do would be find someone else if you dont feel like you're being treated properly right now. Find like an actual psychologist who specializes in this stuff.
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>>5927468
working on it tbhon
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>>5927464
I gotchu senpai
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>>5927458
>edie moving to portland
portland was AID's'd after an month's :DDD
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>>5927474
tyyyyy
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>>5927409

astarielle34 <3
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>>5927465

FROG IS THAT YOU

>>5927466

tyty
we're all men there's no need to detrans

>>5927476

ehehehe
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>sent e-mail to my therapist asking if he can meet this week
>gonna ask him if he can refer me for HRT or what he can do
>tfw if he can't refer me I'll just go to the IC clinic near Athens
>tfw it's finally happening
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>>5927493
no I am just a fan of advice
so how can I get my life together like you?
Trannies are crazy so maybe you can advise me on how to detransition and regain my footing.
i send my regards
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>>5927497
yay! good for you for not putting it off
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>>5927497
Congrats! Good luck with everything!
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>>5927497
Are you in Georgia?
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>>5927384
>tfw tooth is bothering me too but I can't go because no dental insurance
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>>5927519
Yeah, I'm in Atlanta. I dunno if there's a closer IC clinic (the place on Ponce de Leon seems to need a referral, and PP in Atlanta only does HRT for FTMs).
>>5927517
>>5927511
Thanks :> I've been putting it off but I reached the deadline I set for myself to try and start before the end of the semester, so I'm saying "fuck it" at this point and starting.
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Why is mtfg always ded in the weekends?

You'd think there be more activity since its the weekend but its more active actually in weekdays.
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face only a mother could love
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gimme a hell yeah if ur tits are raging right now
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>>5927517

April is going to be a good month.
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>>5927538
cos ppl dont got jobs but they do be partying
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>>5927538
im here anon
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>>5927539
Desu
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>>5927448
it's closer than a dick, lol
I mean sure you can find excuses why they're different if u rlly look for it but they're pretty functionally similar
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>>5927557

Lose some weight.
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>>5927538
cause y'all neets
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>>5927396
>weaker muscles
>greater height
>poor coordination
>less body hair
>gynecomastia
>less interest in sex
>reading difficulties
>problems with speech

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK
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>>5927448

seriously, youre too young for drugs bby.
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>>5927570
another one to the list huh wierdo
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>>5927557
michelin man and zoey qunn sup
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>>5927543
>tfw out of prog and too scared to travel to another city for endovisit
sadface
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>>5927543
heh
>>5927556
I always watch that gif for like 20 secs whenever it gets posted l-lol
>>5927565
STOP BULLYING CHUBBIES 20XX
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>>5927557
you don't look Arabic at all LOL
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>>5927587
u fucked up

>>5927590
hell yes
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>>5927595
>u fucked up
w-wow
so harsh :(
be nice bby, I sensitive
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>>5927441
fucking savage
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>>5927565
I weigh 50 pounds more than her
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>>5927600

Yeah but your cute so its ok, but yume isnt and its cuz she fat.

Also are you moving in with them or do you have to go back tmrw?
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>>5927527
good luck anon
im stuck in dahlonega for the next 2 years
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Does anyone world of warcraft? I want to do that thing for the new Hearthstone hero and it'd be fun to play with a Legbutt
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>>5927598
oh sorry i forget how strong and resilient we ameriboats are
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>>5927148
Penors
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>>5927605
Moving in with them
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>>5927615
ameriboats are the strongest cause of all the burgers
>tfw no burgers, only kebab
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>>5927619
tfw no burgas in my mouth rn
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>>5927578
Yeah, but it's important to note that a lot of developmental disorders are comorbid. If you have one it increases the likelihood you also have other problems. It's not hypochondriac-ism; I've been correct every time I've gone to my GP with a suggestion of a diagnosis so far, and because it's the UK medical system, they're not just saying what the person paying them wants to hear like might happen in america idk.

Having said that, 1 in 500-to-1000 is still very rare and it's far more likely I don't have than I do, but as you don't pay for blood tests over here (the NHS is good for non-mental-health stuff!) it'll be quick and easy to check for certain. I'll bring it up at my appointment on the 29th.
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sorry for the rant..
I feel so left out of anything. 2 years working here and no one even mentions it's my bosses last day. And a new thing they're doing now is coughing after interacting with me like they're gonna catch the tranny airborne illness.
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Anyone here going to Anime Central this year?
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>tfw haven't been able to lose any weight for years
i eat like one sandwich and gain like three pounds the next day what the fuck man
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>>5927632
Geez that's terrible.
I'd have so much hate building up each day dealing with people like that.
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>>>/gif/8291708

This is me at 25 years old pre hrt, do you think I'll pass?
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>>5927543
What is having tits like
?
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>>5927651
no. :^]
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>>5927651
>man pixels
sorry bro
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>>5927640
i usually go but it looks like im gonna go see infected mushroom that weekend instead
you should definitely go though anon, when ive been there its been a lot of fun
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>run on track at gym
>see couple walking together
>reminded that i will always look like the guy instead of the girl
>go home and suppress feels with junk food
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>>5927658

Abby do boys hit on you?
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>>5927652
it's tough but its good
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>>5927652
>tfw just gyno
unsee
.cc/gipetuno
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>tfw trans friends
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>>5927612
s: I used to play but stopped. Sorry!
>>5927675
uhhh
>>5927678
anne is fking FUNNY
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>>5927665
At parties, yes all the time. Outside of parties it has only happened a handful of times
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>>5927662
fuck yeah

>>5927678
fuck no

>>5927651
as an elongated shakira
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>>5927237
Oh
I remember I had wanted to see that but i don't really care anymore
Superheroes suck anyway FYI
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>>5927557
get an official trump hat that knockoff is really starting to piss me off. sick of this.
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>>5927665
>tfw nobody ever hits on me
sadface
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>>5927686
uh
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>>5927694

Does your bf hit on you?
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>>5927678
CANT WAIT

>>5927691
i agree
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>>5927699
he doesnt really need to anymore since we re living together, so idk, depends on what you mean by that
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>>5927612
what thing for the new hearthstone hero? i play hs on occasion and ive got like 600k so i could buy a month sub with ingame cash if it was worth it to get something cool
is it just a portrait?
>>5927688
im super excited, im sad i cant go to both but thats just how life is
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I am a daikon radish
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>>5927648
Thanks switch. It's so shite..and stressful..and now the woman that hates me the most is going to be my manager.. pfft..
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>recently turned 22
>man jaw/huge Adam's apple
>6'2"/disgusting broad shoulders

Guess it'll be the rope for me in the end. No point in being a hon forever.
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>>5927640
I might if I can afford it, last year was a lot of fun
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>>5927666
Oh
>>5927675
Hi
https://clyp.it/rqyt0441
>>5927703
Yeah
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>>5927704
Would you mind if I asked you to post a pic of yourself? I've been wanting to know what you look like, you sound very passable.
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>>5927711
i wish i could beat your bullies up for you beepy
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>>5927715
senpai noticed meeeeee <3
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>>5927704

Does he fondle your penis?
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>>5927717
but I need to sleep
https://unsee
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pictures are easy. I dont pass irl

>>5927723
I dont have a penis
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>>5927662
I've actually gone the last four years, I was just seeing if anyone else here was planning on going :)
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>>5927718
Its a big list, anon. :(
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>>5927714
Your posts were actually the reason I thought to ask, it would have been cool to meet you
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>>5927453
pls respond
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>>5927724
if you actually still have dysphoria i don't stand a chance
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>>5927724
>I dont have a penis

*loses interest*
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>>5927724
Wow though
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>>5927717
pc is my friend and she is rly pretty
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>>5927722
*thumbs up emoji*
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>>5927731
I have money for tickets and stuff so if like I make plans to go with someone I definitely can make it. I'm just not gonna go unless someone is gonna go with me because money is tight atm.
Also I'm not as cute as my anime pics in person lol
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>>5927711
Is switching to another location or chain an option? Fresh start could be nice.

One thing I like about my job is that I'm alone like 90% of the time. I've only even met a few of my coworkers. No one knows I'm trans tho.
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>>5927736
you post that everytime

>>5927734
I do, but I am crazy. and I dont look like that irl either. youre gonna make it anon!

>>5927744
I actually did some work today. are you proud?
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>>5927749
>you post that everytime

*loses interest*
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>>5927749
Yes I am! Keep it and you'll be done in no time :3
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>>5927738
friends <3 <3 <3 <3
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>>5927726
well i went last year, you might have seen me, i live like a half an hour from the convention center so its super easy for me to go there
if you saw someone with long brown hair holding a homura plushie that was probably me :3
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>>5927757
SO NICE <3
youre now my official motivator !

>>5927754
;________;
why must you hurt me so
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>>5927763
a giant hon holding pedophile paraphernalia*
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>>5927763
HIMURA
BATTOUSAIIIIIIIIIIIIii
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>>5927729
idc if you hand me the entire yellow pages ill take out ur bullies one by one beep, it's not right that people treat you like that
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>>5927744
I'm not very cute myself ;~; but I do the best I can with what I've got
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>tfw the straight girl i'm hanging with is ok kissing but won't suck a dick
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>>5927767
do not bully emma
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>>5927773
It's okay, so do I lol
My skype is depressed1penguin if you wanna talk more and maybe plan things out a bit
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>>5927724
I didn't see can u do another I'm sorry :((((
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this might actually be the nicest thread in all of 4chan
the atmosphere is very warm here, i should post more often
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>>5927783
Is this the first time you've been here anon?
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>>5927783
just wait until the meanies arrive :((((((

someone make fun of how I look rn please :(((((((
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>>5927783
ha ha
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>>5927783
>the atmosphere is very warm here
I hope that is sarcasm
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>>5927783
cut ur self u little freak
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>>5927783
Oh just you wait...
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>>5927713
At least you don't have my jaw
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>>5927792
uh thats my frand and shes new be nice to her
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>>5927785
yeah, it's really strange
i had such low expectations for this board and i'm very pleasantly surprised (now that I've learned to be a lot more chill and not argue with everyone)

>>5927788
as long as i dont post pictures of myself I'll be fine probably
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>>5927792
rude.
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>>5927788
u look like a dork and u smell funny
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>>5927788
POOKIE YOU ARE A BIG DUMB
CUTIE
>>5927800
This thread is usually very hateful and complete cancer lol, until the night time at least
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>>5927785
hugboxing retard
>>5927783
newfag
>>5927788
underage ban
>>5927791
normie oldfag
>>5927792
retard fattie
>>5927793
delusional cis troll
>>5927796
jaw
>>5927798
snape
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ok so today i cooked a veggie risotto with chorizo sausages and olives, basque style sami-hard sheep's cheese and warm flatbreads

could a tranny cooking show work i'm basically Pioneer Woman from food network with no dick
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>>5927788
can u post a recent pic?
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>>5927767
>pedophile paraphernalia
that was actually pretty funny
love you too bully anon
>>5927776
awhh thank you anon <3
>>5927769
BATTOUSAIIIII
i actually have the entire physical manga, i loved kenshin as a kid
shishio and his teacher were pretty cool too
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>>5927813
no she can't cuz she's mine and the cutest
fucking weirdo fuck off holy shit i'll kill you
maybe save more pictures off facebook? faggot.
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>>5927808
>(...) the butthole is one of the finest innovations in the past 540 million years of animal evolution.
http://www.sciencemag.org/news/2016/03/why-watching-comb-jellies-poop-has-stunned-evolutionary-biologists
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tfw no chloe gf
>>5927808
>normie oldfag
I'm okay with this.
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>>5927808
yo ill fukcing kill u bro
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>>5927808
>jaw
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>>5927808

lose some weight or im going to drug you, put you in the back of my car and drive all the way back to my place in small town Virginia and rape you day and night while denying you food. Every day we will fuck from morning to fucking while watching the sunset till you lose weight.
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>>5927808
im going to tell on u to ur mommy ur gonna get a spanking 2night
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>>5927828
I'm pretty sure that's what Yume has been hoping for all this time.
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>>5927805
good thing it's night then right
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>>5927818
are you ok?
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>>5927808
oh do me do me
you know a lot about me
>>5927828
ironically enough shes already had a slightly similar situation happen to her, considering your location
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>>5927803
I'm gonna cry :(((((
>>5927808
H-hehe >///w///<''
L-lewd ~~! .//o//.
>>5927813
this is me
>>5927805
>////<
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>>5927838
You have nice teeth
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>>5927838
i take back everything i said about this place
>>
SAME time every night
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>>5927838
stop bullying other trannies pookie
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>>5927705
Can switch from Uther to lady liadrin as the hero. Just a cosmetic thing.
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>>5927828
*hungerabs you by the throatolate*
SNACK THE CRUNCH OFF?!?!?!
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>tfw massive shoulders and no hips
>>5927808
>>5927827
I mean that is what takes up most of my being.
>>5927838
This is still my fav meme.
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>tfw even olrapeyface is progressing faster than you
we're not all going to make it
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>>5927837
>ironically enough shes already had a slightly similar situation happen to her, considering your location

Details?
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>>5927809
well u could start with a blog/youtube channel if u already like to cook and care to document your cooking/meals
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>>5927859
I want to hear this too~
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>>5927763
If you recall a manly Fang with a cute Vanille, that would be me and my gf
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>>5927837
Its not fair because i know way too much about you and theres not a person who shades u about anything, hon
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>>5927856
iktf, 3 years on hrt and havent done one thing about this shit, what am i even doing
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>>5927773
Not here anymore anon?
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>>5927817
>shishio and his teacher
shishio had no teacher mentioned in the manga though?
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>tfw breakfast for dinner
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>>5927855
shit taste in memes.
>>5927868
/5yearsandhopeless/ here
>>
Sorry guys just had to prove this place was toxic :~ ]

Gotta go back to the con see ya
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>>5927874
You think everything is a meme.
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>>5927868
I've been getting bullied behind my back by my mom and sister because of this ;_;

>>5927809
Make sure you have a good camera. A bad camera can make the best food look like garbage
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>>5927847
Y-you too >////<
>>5927850
ok this is rlly me I'm sorry guys u can make fun of me now :((((

i detransed and cut my hair :(((
>>5927846
thnx aha
>>5927855
it's not a meme it's me :((((
>>5927875
have fun yume !!
>>
tinychat------>therapedungeon

NOBODY IS STREAMING WTF
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>>5927882
i hate you
i hate you so much i wish i had your skin
brb going to down a bottle of bourbon and crymyself to sleep
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>>5927882
Pookie can you please tell elanna that cutting the hair is enough for a detransition? I want her to boyfriend me.
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>>5927878
am i wrong ?
>>5927875
suck my dick nerd lmao rekt ez
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>>5927883
thats because oddish' room is fucking garbage
yumes a fat loser but at least shes not a greasy niggerlover of a spic
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>>5927882
okay i was joking youre actually pretty cute
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>>5927838


O L D J E W I S H L A D Y

L

D

J

E

W

I

S

H

L

A

D

Y
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>>5927881
at least you are out to them
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>>5927892
trip on yume
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>>5927148
Nice enough edition I guess.
>>
its A-G-P, easy as 1-2-3, as simple as, do-re-mi, AGP baby you and me ghoooooorl!
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>>5927872
oh no no i meant kenshin's teacher, probably could have worded that better
>>5927866
hmm i dont really remember that, im sure you guys were cute though
what stood out the most to me there was this sora and shiro couple that did the cosplay really well
>>5927859
>>5927865
nothing as extreme as that post, just a similar end result and location, im sure she doesn't want me talking about it though
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>>5927861
i might, i love baking too, i liked baking stuff for a vegan transguy friend of mine, plus i love baking pies, i can do vegetarian food p well (i went veggie for a year to make me more creative with cooking) and my gf wants to teach me proper bbq, we're gonna get a smoker in the summer and i really want to slow cook brisket in it. and idk you might be onto something here
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>>5927882
desu I like your hair more now than the blonde curls
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>>5927747
Yeah I've thought about it. I guess my excuse is high anxiety. It's hard to even answer phones at my work because when I was new everyone would get on me super hard if I messed up so I try to stay off them except when I have to. I'm living in garbage bit I'm comfortable/too scared to leave.
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>>5927882

You look like a 14 year old boy or 23 year old lesbian.
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>>5927882
あなたはかわいいですね〜!
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>>5927882

Pookie why did you cut your hair?
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>>5927914
男ですか
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>>5927904
shhh agps can like boys too
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>>5927914
>>5927921
>です
filtered.
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>>5927924
desu
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>>5927926
i...said..FILTERED.
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>>5927888
but I have a lil acne thing next to my nose cuz I just moved and stressed :(((
>>5927889
No no boyfriend don't make her detrans that's bad I'm not really detransed don't call me a sir or I'll cry :(((
>>5927894
thnx ... :)
>>5927908
me too I like this color and figured out if I just wear a hood for a day it goes from rlly curly to just wavy so that's cool.....
>>5927914
wht does that mean I googled it and it said cute but idno
>>5927920
My girlfriend broke up with me and I had a breakdown and cut it along with other things :(((
>>5927911
is that a good thing does that mean andro @____@
I think it's a p honest pic with no makeup heh
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>>5927922
Wait what they can? :O
>>
is hairloss after forehead surgery a rare thing? is it permanent?
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>>5927896
Hasn't done me much good :\
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>>5927934
>My girlfriend broke up with me and I had a breakdown and cut it along with other things :(((

I always thought cutting hair after a breakup was a meme....
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>>5927934
a lot of 14 year old boys could pass very well as girls so I think it's a compliment
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>>5927934
im sorry to hear that pookie <3
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>>5927941
No that's SOP. That and crying in the shower.
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>>5927907
baking is fun especially with a partner
what kind of smoker u thinkin of?
brisket is pretty nice especially burnt ends and there's smoked turkey necks and wings and pig feet and stuff that can be a good flavor base for soups and stuff
u can also do lighter tea-smoking in a wok
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>>5927831
her mommy is too distracted by amy victoria, pizza, and the con desu

also my baby is hilarious and I endorse her antics
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>>5927938
Anyone can like boys if they try hard enough.
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Climbed a mountain today, it was pretty awesome :D
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I wanna do this, anyone down?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMIgzEnGz1Q

pls transfriends, itd mean so much to me.
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>>5927954
my friends have this outside one they use, they have eucalyptus trees and use the bark they shed in the smoker to flavor the smoke, i really should ask them. i stayed at their place one and did salmon in it. so good.
>>
ive decide to detransition to xirself pls respect my pronouns tia
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>>5927909
I can understand that. I'm in serious need of another job but sometimes I stall out on it. I hate calling places too for some unknown reason. I'm real bad about callbacks when they fail to call me because I feel like I've been rejected. And my appearance makes me anxious about my interviews because my long hair makes me look like a pothead, and just having long hair as a guy is a nono for many jobs. Plus the fact that I'll probably(hopefully) look much girlier in a matter of months makes me worried about taking certain kinds of jobs. Gotta come out sometime.
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>>5927965
Woah that's a gorgeous view :o What mountain is that?
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>>5927965
I went to a hockey game today, it was pretty cool. :)
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>>5927931
desu~
>>
>Looking for cool video on youtube to show friend
>New episode of show
>44 minutes later
>Well, fuck
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>>5927974
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>>5927966
ok but make sure your butt is clean
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>>5927941
Memes come from a tru place someimes....
>>5927942
ooh....
>>5927944
it's ok we're together again heh
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>>5927956
ur an enabler that's why your baby is a brat. no discipline. smdh
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>>5927983
No, I'mma drum yo donks, not the other way around! >:C
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>>5927980
Because I installed windows 10 and I need to redo all my mods, sorry Todd ;_;
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>>5927979
I hate that. I also hate when you have to go somewheres, and you decide to turn on the tv for ten minutes or whatever before you go and then you find one of your favourite movies has just started.
>>
>tfw hand making chicken Rosemary ravioli with Alfredo sauce and garlic bread

I bought the vanilla gelato and pretzel crumble with caramel though, I guess that makes me a pretty lazy house wifu
>>
>>5927994
You should still have a clean butt anyway. Anal hygene is important :^)
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>>5927940
Post.
Soles.
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HOLY SHIT THE TINY CHAT RIGHT NOW HAHAHAHAHA
>>
>>5928002

therapedungeon

eddie is on
>>
everyone is in the tinychat
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>>5928006
pls describe it for the visually impaired among us?
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>>5927974
Mount Doug, it's a very small mountain, about a 2 hour round trip hike. Likewise, that's gorgeous as hell, where is that? :3

>>5927976
Noice, who was playing? ^^
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>edie calling the white supremacist a sissy and telling him to swallow her cum holy kek
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>>5928011
edie is literally killing a guy
>>
>>5928011
its gay
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>>5928006
I'M DED
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>my pronouns are "shemale"/"shim"
10/10 edie
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>>5928008
oh no
>>
T R A N N Y H O L E
>>
"call me mommy dommy"

this convo is the best thing to have ever happened in the tc
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>>5928004
That's true, thank you savvyfriend!
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wait i'm confused there's literally nobody in the yummyyume tinychat
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>>5928012
> Noice, who was playing?

Gatineau beat Quebec City 2-1. The league is for the best 16-20 year olds in Quebec. I didn't really care, but my friend is a huge Gatineau fan, so I went along with him. It was fun, there was a bunch of fights and shit.

Also, both teams a had a bunch of cute guys, and I releazed that once I start passing better, i'll probably become a huge number chasing slut, and i'm not sure how I feel about that t b h :)
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>>5928030
nobody uses that shit hth
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>>5928030
therapedungeon
we have self-loathing blacks, one of whom possibly lives with his parents and sleeps in the same bed as his mom, and edie is doing her "my pronouns are shemale" schtick at them
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>>5927940
>>5928005
Respond please
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>>5928030

therapedungeon
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>>5928040
> tfw Tinychat doesn't work on my phone.
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>>5928005
>>5928045
noty
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>>5928012
I believe that was part of Wildcat mountain which gives a nice view of Mt. Washington. I wanna go back there and climb Washington some day. (or at least drive up it lol)
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>>5928055
Why not
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>>5928035
>i'll probably become a huge number chasing slut, and i'm not sure how I feel about that t b h :)
>:)
Oh I think I can tell how you feel about that :^)

>>5928056
Gorgeous view, I really do wish I lived closer to the mountains so I could do climbs like that more often :(
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i'm glad my shemale humor is appreciated tbhonest lmao
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>>5928078
Yeah, same, Illinois doesn't have any mountains IIRC :c
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>>5928092
it's only funny when you do it on someone unsuspecting though
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>>5928078
> Oh I think I can tell how you feel about that :^)

tbhon, most of my mastubatory fantasy's involve me sucking off Chad hockey players.


Is that AGP?
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>>5928111
That sounds pretty vanilla.
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>>5927990
I only enable certain fun things, because I'm a cool mom
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>>5927570
Wow pretty much all of those fit me except for height, hair, and maybe reading.
I don't know if my boobs are gyno or because i'm fat though.
>>
yume there is shota in therapedungeon come quick
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>>5927148
D E A D
E
A
D
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>>5928119
>cool mom
otherwise known as a pushover desu, that baby of urs should have a permanently red bottom the way she behaves
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I'm going to go swimming (indoor pool at gym) for the first time in years.

I've been on HRT long enough to have a reasonable chest and passability but my tuck game is nonexistent.

This gym caters to the local LGBTQ population (co-ed locker facilities even) but I'm still feeling a nervous.

Help me out 4chan
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>>5928117
Its probably not 200.0% lewd. Its probably only like 175.0% lewd
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>>5928111
>wanting to suck off chad hockey players
That's pretty normal I'd say, hockey players are generally pretty attractive desu.

>>5928095
Alberta has mountains but they're quite a drive away from Edmonton, basically means you're going to be camping at least one night if you go on a trip to climb one.
I'm not sure how it is in Illinois, are you within driving distance of good hikes? ;~;

>>5928136
>spanking
>punishment
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>edie convincing an 11 year old randomer in the tc room he was meant to be a girl and needs to start lupron immediately
amazing
>>
>>5928146
is she wrong? :)
>>
>>5928142
>Illinois
The closest good hikes would be either in Ontario or the appalachians, so all the way to eastern Ohio.
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>>5928137
Tuck w/tape or wear boardshorts luv
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>>5928146
The tranny cult claims another victem
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>>5928142
>>spanking
>>punishment
uve been a very bad girl, elanna. very bad indeed
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>>5928146
Is it really so wrong. Worst case, he'll be a tall pretty boy.
>>
"my pronouns are heshe"
EDIE STOP YOU@RE KILLING ME
>>
i'm getting hit on by lesbians now does that mean I've made it
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>>5928142
>tfw she's into spanking.
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>>5928149
>>5928142
Illinois has a lot of great forest preserves and stuff so there's nice places to hike but no mountains. Illinois is the prairie state so it's pretty flat.
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>tfw edie judges u for ur drinking problem
im rly ok ;~;
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>>5928161
U a girl now
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>>5928137
I wore a female swimsuit to a public waterpark like 3 months into hrt and didn't pass at all but no one said anything and I didn't really feel out of place. The pics of me there are super embarrassing. You'll be okay.
>>
Room mate getting railed by two bi men.

Ima turn up my headphones.
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>>5928151
Tape sounds alright except I'm going to be swimming and I don't expect anything like that to work when wet.

Board shorts though.... no longer sleek. :(
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>>5928167
tfw I've still never been hit on by a cis guy
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>>5928153
O-oh no, please don't punish me ;~~~;

>>5928149
Oh ;~;
Oh well

>>5928164
Well that's nice at the very least.
Sucks that there's no mountains but some nice forests are good too.
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>>5928166

>drinking problem
THAT DOESN'T SOUND OK
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>>5928166
>tfw I would have a drinking problem but I dont drink because whenever I do all I do is end up on the floor alone and crying. for hours.
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>>5928092
Edie I need your humor in my life. Can we just be best friends pls
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>>5928174
They have water resistant sports tape
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>>5928166
People get worried you know.
>>
So does anybody here work out? I've been trying my best to hit the glutes since January so they'll be at their best in time for summer.

Finally want to be able to start wearing bikinis in public
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>>5928163
that's like the most common kink

>>5928166
hey hey hey, drink you sadness away every day, and night, and morning...
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Is it weird to masturbate to pics of yourself before you transitioned? I was a pretty cute guy.
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>>5928185
kill yourself my man
>>
so
dads in the whacky shack
im alone in my room with one old guy
theres a whole ROOM of booze wine and gin i cant access because stingy
im sick, mones are an impossibility
came out to parents, disowned essentially

and i have a gun
do i do it
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>>5928193
AUTOANDROPHILIA
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>>5928189
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>>5928197
Yes.
Kill your parents anon.
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>>5928185

yes <3 lol

>>5928189

i diet and go running basically. also reg exercisin at home.
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>>5928171
hot
>>5928193
yea kinda
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>>5928193
>tfw i was too
>tfw im considering doing this now
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>>5928189
A bit.

I need to intensify before srs, because it's going to be 2 months where I have to stop doing much.
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>>5928197
No. Because leaving your life decidions to a random online is bullshit.

That being said i am a random.
>>
>tfw everyone has you muted + ignored on tinychat
>>
>get pms on tinychat of people hitting on me
>every time I say I'm transgender they disconnect
Why is life so cruel

>>5928194
Too late for that!

>>5928204
Cool. I love the humor
>>
>>5928166
Well if you're calling it a problem bb girl
>>
D E A D

same time EVERY night

and yes i know it's because everyone is in the tc im not a moron
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>>5928216
Are you honestly surprised?
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>>5928226
tc sux heh
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>>5928232
check your skype pls
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So. I found out I have ovaries today.

How am I supposed to react?
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>>5928231
yeah I thought I was being okay tonight
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>>5928240
I did I saw it yah

y u curious abt her tho
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>tfw you get hit on by a few guys and one dyke at a club

I don't know how to feel about this
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>>5928137
>>5928174
ask anne when she's here
tucking with a waterproof tape will work probably, but you'll have to do a tape where you can't pee
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>tfw no transbian gf
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>>5928243
No one likes you. Regardless of where you are.
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>>5928241
what how
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>>5928248
I'll be your transbian gf
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>>5928202
>>5928209
convince me not to kill myself
because i cant
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>>5928248
>iktf
>>
>someone suggests to me that I go do an activity "solo" since I have no one else to do it with
Yeah I call that being alone as I have been my whole life. Solo implies that at some point in time I would have the option to do it with someone else.
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>>5928249
not true
only people who've spent enough time to get to know me don't like me
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>>5928263
That's why I never do anything desu. I have nobody to do stuff with and doing it alone would just be painful. It's not as bad when I do something with my family but still like, I want friends. :/
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>>5928264
So go spend time with them then instead of bitching and ruining everywhere you decide to show up edgar
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>>5928244
why wouldn't you just respond on skype retard
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>>5928248
>tfw no anything
>tfw I will never have this
>tfw I should just kill myself
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>>5928264
i mean all people have to do is look at the archive http://deploy.loveisover.me/lgbt/
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>>5928279
to piss u off LMAO
>>
>>5928264
wait i thought u were banned from the tc
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>>5928280
Please no more
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>>5928280
lets go out together
i just drank a bunch of xanax, alcohol, doused my room in gas and im about to shoot myself
>>
edie is my hero tbdesu
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>>5928272
>Wanting to leave the house
Lol
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>>5928251
Ovotesticular disorder. Basically, one of my gonads have ovarian folliciles alongside testes. I only have one magical ovotestis though, the other one is normal. Still works well enough, I'm getting far above what my E supplement level *should* give me, so I save some money there, most of the work is done by the AA anyway.

In case you're wondering, I had a relatively normal life thus far. Functionality down there has always been fine, but generally speaking, pre-puberty there were always signs of it, I mean, I was chronically 'mistaken' as a girl until I was in early high school. The two seem to produce good amounts of testosterone (enough to make my face an acne-ridden wreck) anyway though, which moderated my estrogen during puberty (though I was still extremely emotionally unstable back then).

I'm also genetically female (XX). Just some weird mumbo jumbo happened when I was a fetus to translocate a particular Y gene on another.

But yeah, I finally have full justification that I can use to win over that last couple holdouts in my extended family. I mean, I felt like I was in the wrong gender since bloody preschool. My entire experience was almost wholly irregular, even for a transperson.

But yeah, I dunno really how to react. Like, yeah, great.
>>
>>5928283
unbanned now apparently, go ask oddish

>>5928281
Jesus, whatever, I'll stop posting for the night, alright? fucking prick
>>
>>5928256
I don't know how to do that, I don't know you or your feelings.

My personal reasoning though, is that this life might be the only existence I ever get. So might as well stick it out. It'd be nothing but a waste otherwise. Even if the odds of me being happy are slim, its better than the zero chance killing myself would produce.
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>>5928292
If you ever come up here WE ARE GOING OUTSIDE
>>5928294
Jeez you're like really close to being biologically female that's gotta be kinda bittersweet
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>>5928284
You can still escape it grace. Save yourself.
>>
>>5928307
> Jeez you're like really close to being biologically female that's gotta be kinda bittersweet

It's the luck of the Irish, I tell 'ya. That's part of the reason I don't know what to feel. Depressed that I was so close? Happy that I have concrete justification? Or one of a half dozen emotions that are running through me right now.

Someone please tell me what to feel right now. I feel like Mr. Burns but with emotions instead of viruses. At least I have an actual reason for why my levels were so high when I'm taking half the dose of anyone else.
>>
Who wants to see a new side of Kiwi?
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>>5928310
I hope so. I'm hoping as I start to get myself together as a person and transition more I might become more social or something. I don't want to be alone forever.
>>5928312
Just feel kinda fortunate that you don't have to take as many pills and have some more stuff you could use to convince people who might not believe you. It's kinda neat to know that about yourself but there's no use in getting upset that you were so close yet not.
>>
tonight on /therapedungeon

>edie doms a thug
>cornflakes' encyclopaedic knowledge of sissy hypno
>everyone convinces an 11yo voice-changer to realise their dreams, take blockers, and become chadtina
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>>5928316
is it her bp?
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>>5928316
>>5928319
LEAVE KIWI ALONE
>>
>>5928312
>tfw I was expected to be a girl a majority of the time before being born, parents had a girl name picked out and everything
>tfw I came out with a penis instead
THANKS GOD.
>>
>>5928316
doxing is against the rules senpai
pls no edgar 2.0
>>
>>5928318
I JUST SEARCHED YOUTUBE OMG
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>>5928327
too late
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>>5928317
> there's no use in getting upset that you were so close yet not.

Rationally I know this, but it doesn't stop me from bawling my eyes out like the irrational woman I am.

I... I'm going to have a nice cry right now.
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>>5928333
I hope you feel better soon anon
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>>5928318
Dont forget, oddish listens to musicals by herself
>>
>>5928318
thanks for the update
i'd just lurk which feels creepy so i need these dispatches
>>
>>5928316
What happened now

also thread ded? please no i ave no social life or anyone to talk to at 1am and i cant sleep
>>
>>5928333
hey, at least youre female
me? well, im dead.
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>>5928349
>thread ded?
everyone is in tinychat
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is there a lot of transbians on okcupid? Im kinda interesting in being with another mtf I've been thinking about it...
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I have to go to church tomorrow x-x
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>>5928355
date me pls
>>5928349
hi anon how's life
>>5928358
Good luck :x
>>
Should I invite >>>/r9k/27428214 to the TC?
>>
>>5928364
absolutely
>>
>>5928364
no
>>
what the fuck is this


>>>/trash/1879288
>>
>>5928364
It's bad enough, please don't make it worse.
>>
>>5928368
autism
>>
>>5928364
Yes. You shouldn't have even told us you should have just done it IMAGING THE CRING, "oddish vs the robots - the pepenong, wosjak's return"
>>
>tfw quarter-life crisis
>>
Do AAs make you sweat less?
>>
>>5928374
well someone did it for me
>>
>>5928380
yes
>>
>tfw i'm so stupidly flity when i'm drunk i proably picked up a hetero guy in boymode
>>
>>5928358
>tfw last time I went to church I had to listen to the pastor talk about how lgbt people are degenerate heathens that are destroying society
Fun times. Decided to stop going after that until I can find a friendlier denomination.
>>
>>5928392
that*
>>
>>5928394
What denomination? what did he say?
>>
>>5928358
pretend to be possessed and run out screaming
>>
>>5928368

I don't know, but it's fascinating.
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>>5928392

>>5928359
its meh
alone and stuck away from home
>>
>>5928397
Catholic. I can't remember exactly what he said anymore, but that was the gist of it. The annoying part is that one of my friends constantly shares shit on Facebook from that priest
>>
>>5928358
Hope that goes well; in any case, enjoy Easter!
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>>5928358
>tfw I use to ruin peoples weekends by knocking on there door
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>>5928358
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>>5928399
My grandfather is the pastor and I live next door to them and I have to like take care of them and stuff a lot and it would make things pretty bad for me if I do anything but act like I love jesus. I basically have to listen to them talk about >>5928394 any time I'm around them. The rest of my family said I should even bother coming out to them because of how bad it would go. I really wish I could live somewhere else.
>>
>tfw roommate moving out
>tfw might be able to pull off a slick legal maneouvre and take full custody over his rent-controlled flat
>mfw going to make a tranny mansion in San Francisco
Feels good, tbqhon.
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>>5928423
>tfw no cute Anonymous to knock on your door
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>>5928438
I was like 12 tho
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>>5928394
>>5928426
my mom told me by wanting to transition i would be destroying my body and its a sin because bodies are the temple of god
idk man
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Ok! I'm in my 30's and have a body like a teenager. I can talk like a female when I try and I always sit down when I pee. I've never once seen ANY male and thought "I want him to rail me". I'm attracted to females and femininity. I could never ever ever no matter what be attracted to a man. It just doesn't register in my head that way.

I do, on the other hand, cross-dress a lot and I love pretending to be a female when I'm alone in my house. I order all kinds of heels and clothes on yandy to my liking and it makes me feel good inside. I think this all stems from a game of "hide and go seek" with my brother back in the 80's when I hid in the closet and I accidentally slipped my foot into one of my Mom's high heel leather boots. I was like 7? 8? I can't remember all I know is the game of "hide and go seek" was the last thing on my mind once my foot was inside that heel.

I do imagine a hot guy taking me when I'm doing dishes though. Lifting my skirt up, slowly sliding his hands down my waist and kissing my neck as I poise my ass up in his crotch, feeling his hard cock getting even harder as I sway my ass slowly back and forth, teasing it, begging for it with subtle movement. My high heels accent my hips while he bends me over the table.

mmmmmmm

It would be the best thing ever to be a female. Period. I can't go back from this and I don't want to. It's written in stone. I'm not "baiting" or "trolling" I mean c'mon. I'm starting my transition tonight. I'm dead serious. If you wanna call me a fag or whatever so be it, I'm prepared mentally for it. I don't care what anyone thinks anymore, I want to be a female and it's the only thing I ever think about constantly. Morning, Noon, Night, female. I see an attractive girl and don't think "I want to take care of that for the rest of my life and get cheated on and my life ruined", what I think, honestly, is "jesus christ I wish I had her body. I would love to have that body. Her hair and hips, breasts, ass, lips, her strut".
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>>5928403
Where are you at anon?
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>>5928441
Why would that be a problem?
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>>5928443
Thing is, life itself destroys the body. I kind of got shit like that but after the initial discussion they just pretend I never said anything.

honestly better than expected given my dad's a priest and tried to exorcise me once over some other shit years ago
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I have so many clothes I wanna try on once I get it done. Once I don't have this stupid penis in the way preventing me from wearing some of the best clothing ever created on Earth.

I'm pissed right now.Why was I born Male? I didn't ask for this. I didn't call my parents from the heavens and say "HEY! PLEASE HAVE ME SO I CAN WORK MY ASS OFF ALL MY LIFE AND ALWAYS PAY THE BILLS!"

No sir-ee. I didn't recall making that phone call. In fact, I'm mad at the invisible God we have towering over our conscience right now. Whether or not you believe in God makes no difference, it's what happens in your head that matters. That's the entire point of God to begin with. A clean conscience. Well, I'm dirty right now because I got fucked with a Penis and a Job. Please make me a female so I can attempt to sing and look "pretty" all the time without having to worry about bills or laundry or my uncle's bail. I can't afford that shit. Dudes need to work to get what they have and females need to fuck. Period. I just rather fuck than work my entire life. I also would love wearing high heels all day long and walk feminine. It really turns me on.

It would be the best thing ever to be a female.

Period.
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>>5928454
But don't forget to tell your wife and kids :^)
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>>5928465
>women don't need to pay bill or do laundry or work or whatever
I don't think you want to be female, you want to be independently wealthy.
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>>5928461
You're from South America right? sounds rough
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>>5928454
So I'm confused, do you or do you not want to get railed by guys?
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>>5928474
or actually i might have gotten you confused with someone else, oops
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>>5928474
nah that's.. danii, I think? I'm in BC rn

I keep telling people it's not as bad as it sounds, but so much trouble explaining why and the more I look back at it the more I realise it might have been that bad
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>>5928469
I'm dead serious. It would be great to have a foxy body without having to worry about bills or jobs or waking up at a certain time. It would be awesome to wear sexy high heels and skirts, hoop earrings, walking feminine and having someone pay for my shit whenever I wanted. Being a female would be the best thing ever.

In fact, I'm going to change my profile pic on Facebook to a female so I can fully embrace the fact I am a female inside a man's body.

What should I change my name to? I'm thinking...Chrissy. Or maybe Cassandra. But I know a Cassandra and she is a hardcore retard. Like not the cool kind either like the annoying kind. No thank you. I will change my name to Amy maybe. I knew a Sarah once - she was fat and obnoxious. I don't want to be a fat asshole. I wanna be a fun name and feminine. Help me guise!

>>5928470
I've been researching this for over a decade now. Trust me, I am dedicated.

i got these heels right now...


they feel so good on me

>>5928478
OMG fuck that I think of Susan Sarandon. I'm SO much sexier than that crocodile skinned lunatic.

I'm doing this.

I'm doing "me".
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>>5928478
Ignore them, they're just a sissy fetishist.
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>>5928493
>tfw no girl crush to lewd back and forth with
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>>5928456
stranded with strangers essentially while my family is god knows where
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>>5928492
I'm totally not baiting you. I'm dead serious and I will do whatever it takes to get it done. I'm as serious as Pierce Brosnan in any film, I'll do it. I just need support and suppliments and money. Yeah, the money part sucks. I don't want Wal-Mart tits though, fuck that shit. I want my breasts to shimmer like Pamela Anderson's in the 90's.

>>5928478
Well maybe I fantasize about my ex GF lover sometimes, I could totally give him better head than she could. Like for real.
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>>5928493
Lol youre just enjoying showing her off Ms. Twitterpated
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Why does my gf like shit like this on normiebook?
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>>5928461
>exorcism
what the fuck man
did you have an innocent gay experimental phase with someone in your early teens or something?
one time in kindergarten this one kid asked to touch my cock under the bathroom stalls (literally just a tiny fingertip touch, and shit i can still remember his autistic face and the way he said 'touch!' the moment he did) and asked me to touch his
i told my parents and they freakeddddd

but they didnt fucking exorcise me
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>>5928508
Maybe you've found the 26th reason to break up with someone.
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>>5928508
Maybe she's shit and this is an early warning sign you won't last long?
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>>5928498

c:

>>5928506

y-yes t-tru
*deletes before she reads it*
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>>5928457
my parents warned me about you worldly folks
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>>5928509
I don't even remember the exact reason, I was being really difficult with them about not being dragged to church every weekend so it was probably related to that

russian orthodox exorcisms aren't that serious ritualistically anyway, it's like 15 minutes of prayers and some holywater
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Guys... I have been on HRT long enough that I'm feminine, look good in dresses etc but I haven't transitioned... Im still kinda living as a guy and haven't trained my voice

People just... Treat me better when I'm out as a woman though maybe it's because then I'm caring about my appearance and brushed my hair or maybe society treats women better but demeans them?

Anyway had anyone else made this jump late? How did you get passed the mental wall stopping you?
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>>5928522
Im still shocked my mom didn't tackle me with oil. Pretty sure she's given up
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>>5928512
It makes me so mad. I've confronted her about it before and she's just liiike...it doesn't mean anything! I just liked the article.
>>5928513
Well there's no one else to choose from desu.
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>>5928488
Holy shit you're legitimately mentally ill. You're doing it for perceived (wrongly) gains. You don't have a background ranging from preschool wanting to be a girl or feeling like crap because of your penis. You don't have dysphoria. You just think life would be easier for you if you were born female. You're like a walking caricature of what anti-trans activists typically think of us.

This is your midlife crisis. You aren't trans, you're just tired of being the breadwinner.

FYI, being female doesn't come with most of those perks unless you manage to marry a 1%, and even then, the chances you'd land a 1% as trans, esp. a transitioner in their 30s, is astronomically small if not downright impossible. Even for someone with great outlook, it's something that isn't even a consideration.
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>>5928524
I haven't. I'm still suffering.
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>>5928501
> tfw Kayla started to become slightly more sane as of late (barring PMS attacks) and now we have to deal with another one who's bad in the exact opposite fashion.
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>>5928539
I would swear its copypasta
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>>5928529
oh, there might have been some oil too idk, it was late pre-teens so back a decade.

oh shit now I remember what it was, we lived like a 10-minute drive/45-min walk from the church and I just up and walked home during the service because I didn't want to be there
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>>5928539
Deal with it you fuck. I'm starting my trip now.
>>5928535
Everyone has breakdowns at some point. This isn't one of mine, this is a breakthrough. Huge difference.

Don't care if you troll me.

This is the real me.
>>5928543
Kellyvee, you're reading my true spirit right now. Also, I'm not baiting you. I would never do that to you.
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Are you the biggest slut of /mtfg/!?
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>>5928553
100% Pure do NOT try to corrupt me
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>>5928545
Lol i usually get the speaking in tongues.
>>5928550
>never do that to you.
You dont know me though darlin.
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>>5928555
>Pure
huge mega super slut right m'ere
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>>5928521
Geez anon, it's not like that; I just wanted to hear what you had to say is all...
>tfw anon can't save your soul from eternal damnation cause her parents won't let her
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>>5928555
I like to give full body hot oil massages. Is that something corruptible?
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>>5928553

i wasss
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>>5928569
As long as you keep your hands away from where they shouldn't be I think it'll be okay
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>>5928553
>>5928570
Edie chose to be a one woman woman.
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>>5928573
Oh good :) cause i climb on top and use my gt.
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>>5928570
>wasss
heh...heheh he... HA... HAHAHAHAHA...AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA!
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>>5928553
red is, or yume
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>>5928550
> This is the real me.

Fuck it. Gas all the trannies. Yes I realize that includes me but jesus fucking christ there are limits to things.
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>mfw thinking about edie and her ballerina gf all day
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>>5928593
faye does ballet?
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>>5928535
>You don't have a background ranging from preschool wanting to be a girl or feeling like crap because of your penis.
I agree that anon is just stupid but I don't exactly agree with those "requirements" to be a transsexual.
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>>5928550
Yeah, don't listen to them; you go and be the best trophy wife or welfare queen you can be, fuck working or contributing anything to society, you're above that and you know it.
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>>5928598
This desu.
I don't think it's my job to tell whether other people are trans or not when I can't even tell it for myself, but at the least the way they worded it made it sound like they were just after perceived gains.
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>>5928605
Thats like one of the disqualifiers for a GID diagnosis, I think
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>>5928593
>tfw you and yours will never make sheen blush just thinking about you two
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>tfw you and elanna keep falling asleep in each others' arms
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>>5928607
>>5928605
>>5928598
Tbh, for me, I *always* knew I was trans, the moment I knew what being trans was, and before that, I knew something felt wrong with my gender, but I figured everyone had the same troubles and I'd get over it. Decided not to transition in middle and high school because of fear of abject fear of losing my friends, family, and more. Repressed myself until university, and now I'm transitioning.

The reason why I've never had an iota of doubt in my mind was because I've had so much data from when I was even in preschool, exhibiting trans symptoms and problems (like feeling almost exhibitionistic wearing a men's bathing suit and futilely hiding my chest with my arms).

Since this whole trans thing is nature not nuture, or that's the claim, you *should* have some early data.
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>>5928616
That sounds like a good feel. Lucky~
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>>5928616
how many times have you touched her penis while she's asleep?
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>>5928603
Thanks hon, I will. I'll give updates too.
>>5928598
Thank you, you know I want to be female just as much as you girls do.
>>5928607
>>5928618
Is that really how people keep late transitioners out? Ugh, that is so ignorant.
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>>5928574

y-yes

>>5928582

i-i'm not ;-;

>>5928593

same t b h. i might go down to see her again in a few weeks. i miss her too much and i want to badly. but then i'm also like 'shouldn't u work and save ur money so u can get to portland quicker'
but like...it would just be a weekend....
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>>5928625
post butt
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>>5928620
Exactly 5 times
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>>5928620
Pretty sure she doesn't have a penis anymore, but I guess the question about naptime naughtiness can stand.
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>>5928620
she said she's straight so i can only touch her innie "accidentally" this weekend ;_;
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>>5928636
What about accidentally on purpose?
>>
Still don't believe me?

I'll show you pics of my heels if you think I'm jokin :P
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>>5928522
>russian
oh
i thought you going through that day long, bed tying priest beating bullshit
lol holy water
>>
even the TC is dead
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>>5928643
yeah most of the specific stuff was really short like that

made up for it with ~5 hours of weekend services though, every fucking weekend
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>>5928642
Show pics of yourself, for curiosity's sake.
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>>5928597
she used to do dance until her parents pulled her out of it because they thought she wasn't acting manly enough also she has a dancers body
>tfw never did dance as a little girl

>>5928608
b-but I just find them cute and like, I was picturing them coming home from work... edie from her salon and faye from her dance instructor job and kissing each other on the cheek and cooking dinner together and cuddling and being all sweet and like. its really really cute.

>>5928625
you should if you can imo, seeing you both happy like this is cute af
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>>5928618
I wouldn't say I've always felt like I'm trans, hell even today I don't really consider myself trans - for some reason that word just seems to weird to me, but I've definitely always had inklings of wanting to be a girl. What hurts the most is how I really fucked myself over - my family is pretty liberal and I knpw they'd support me in anything, plus they're pretty rich to afford treatments and shit for me, and I never cared much about what my peers think so if other kids were to bully me I'd hardly care - but for some reason I got it into my head that puberty would "fix" me so I didn't come out during middle school/high school. Now I'm a fresh high school graduate who only came out a few weeks ago and I'm really kicking myself for being such an idiot as a kid and not just doing this shit when I was like 12. I'm still young of course and somewhat andro but I really could've been pretty much cis-tier if it weren't for me being such a dumbass.
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>>5928650
Same time every night
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>>5928656
post butt
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>>5928653
here are my legs and my fav high heels


yes thats me
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>>5928623
> Thanks hon

Oh my god you're hilarious. I need to get out some popcorn because there's a new era of !FUN!posting coming.
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>>5928666
confirmed for satan
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>>5928597
I do barre now, I was big into dance when I was little like until 5th grade I still tried to sneak some in, but it was mixed interpretative, tap, ballet, etc
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>>5928666
Oh geez. Lol bedtime.
>>5928667
Record keeping for posterity sake.

Night ladies.
>>
young rich nigga shit goin down
rich ass gainsposting

bring back the trutrans screening!!
make lgbt great again!!
>>5928666
>666
hello darkness my old fren
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>>5928618
I wish I could be just know...
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>>5928666
hi kayla
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>>5928631

n-no

>>5928654

i reaaaaaaalllllly reaaaaaaaallllllllllly want to. she's literally all i think about. :x
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>>5928673
>I do barre now
I just started to pick this up as an adult.
Good fun.
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>>5928661
Me on the left
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>>5928679
POST butt
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>>5928567
If i was still in I would be forced to ask you to come to jesus memorial
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>>5928655
I empathize with so much of that; I'm glad you managed to get started now though, much better than waiting another decade or so like me, heh... I think no matter how young you start you end up regretting not starting sooner, in any case.
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>>5928667
>>5928670
You gals are pretty funny too. I like that.

I'll be honest though. My legs are as smooth as hendrix' voodoo chili (the 15 minute song not the wah wah pedal song)
>>5928674
I'll see you later then darling. I appreciate the conversation!
>>5928677
Is she another hated older gal like me?
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>>5928684
>left
>Who is this semen demon
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>>5928689
Aww; I appreciate the hypothetical invitation even if it was forced in this hypothetical situation, hehe. I hope you have a good Easter whatever you may or may not believe at this point, in any case.
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>>5928698
hey im liking the sparklies but
high heels fuck your feet up baddd
fluffy combat boots are where its at <3
good on you for doing whatever you want, too
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>>5928698
Kayla isn't that old (says the person sill in denial about turning 30 in less than a week). If you're actually going to be sticking around you'll no doubt be getting to know her, hehe.
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>>5928697
Yeah, it just hurts how my situation could've been more or less perfect yet I still fucked it up. Story of my life honestly, my family sent me to good schools, offered to buy me my own car, they have a ton of connections and shit - basically the perfect resources to become a success - and yet I still fucked it up and become a useless NEET who sits in their room and watches anime all day.
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>>5928718
Oh! Okay!

>>5928709
ooooooooooooooh are you thinkin im some hairy monster?

HAHAHAHAHA. The only body hair i have is my hair on my head
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>>5928724
what
the fuck, no, im saying fur lined shin high boots are fucking hot
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>>5928724
Lets see some body pics
shoulders visible pls
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>>5928673
>I do barre now
so thats your secret to an amazing body!
*writes down*
I will start that once I get light enough to the point where I wouldn't embarrass myself to try.

>>5928679
do it tbqh
heres an artists rendition
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>>5928720
You'll be able to turn that around; you still have a lot of life left to try if you want to make things different. Not that being an anime-watching NEET is a terrible life if that's what you decide you want to be, heh, but I don't get the sense that you're really content with that.
>>
Can someone tell me about the new trip so I don't have to read the thread
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>>5928574

If that's not a sign of the end times I don't know what is.
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>>5928740
you're fat and no one loves you
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>>5928740
just a troll
>>5928746
shut up
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Please lavish me with hugs. For some reason I thought I was done for today, but then I looked at some old photos of me and I starting bawling like a newborn for an hour or so. Probably going to go to bed before I start crying even more.

Just shoot me.
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>>5928746
Wtf
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>>5928746
wrong i love maddie
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>>5928753
>>5928753
>>5928753
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>>5928752
lol you're fat and you'll die alone because no one cares about you
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>>5928756
Lmao
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>>5928751
*hugs*
I know a feeling like that anon, you gotta keep going for little you, okay? Sleep well.
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