mtfg anime girl love edition

first for
>tfw no precum-soaked penis to suck

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Remember to vote for Trump nh voters

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>>5696949
*smacks lips*
lemme help you out J-man

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Ideal life:
Be asexual boy 0-13: Get to play video games and lego, none of that princess bullshit that fucks your personality up for life

Be cock loving kawaii girl 14-45: Have a few boyfriends then a steady husbando and kids almost into retirement age. Desu ne

Be a horny old man 46+: You've outlived your use as a woman, so why not have a harem of a hundred big boobed 20-somethings to motorboat your twilight years away with?

AGP as fuck

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New thread. Good. I was in the mood for posting pics of my hot body...

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reminder that HRT does work

>>5697147
Is this everyones fantasy? lol At least I know I am not the only one that does this.

>>5697164
take it off, let daddy see you without clothes

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how am i doing, mtfg?

>>5696999
I played on the Stress Test Weekend. It reminded me of TF2 back when it was good. I'm so excited to play the game on release.

>>5697164
Hair looks like it's in shit condition

>>5697176
It's a meme to be honest

>>5697180
congrats you have bannable tits.
also how many times do people stop you to congratulate you on your pregnancy? :^)

>>5697164
Fucking gross

Kill yourself

>>5697180
Average manslob/10

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>>5697180
take a closeup so you can't see your gut whole gut and overall shape, and post a testimonial about how "the herbals are really doing wonders"

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>>5697192
> how many times do people stop you to congratulate you on your pregnancy? :^)

Heck yea its a hon thread. I'm posting pics when i get home

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I've done it.
I now have the greatest image ever.

Behold. Number 2 greatest image.
>Semi shitposting time

>>5697186
Well, the lengths and ends tend to look shit when you don't get a haircut for fifteen years. I had promised not to cut them. Broke that promise now, but too timidly, just a clean up. I'm finally getting rid of that look altogether this week with a real haircut.

>>5697180
looking good, sheen!

>>5697180
this guy has better tits than me tbqh

>>5697141
>tfw boobs are growing, but they've got a long way yet to go.

Ganbatte, rightie! We just need to be a B cup by mid-March to get really nice sports bras on the cheap. Leftie can't (had better not) be left pulling all the load.

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>>5697180
You are almost as fat as me.

Here are my ugly tits and fat body.


My tits have been hurting for a bit thoughand my bra fits a little tighter in the cups which means they are most likely growing or I could be getting fatter, but who really knows. I think I am about 530 lb right now.

>>5697207
What have you done for your God-Emperor today?

I took a few Bern signs down when I walked maggie today.

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>tfw no qt to get you drunk and rape you

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Everyones posting tig ole bitties and here I am just watching the coverage of the primaries.

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>>5697149

>>5697215
eww melly, get those moobs away from our faces bro

>>5697215
>maggie
why would you name your dog after someone who fucked miners?

>>5697208
You make me sick

>>5697215
You too

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>>5697223
anti gravity anime tits to balance 3d saggy manboob

>tfw no dog bf to rape me

>>5697190

ah. Well I do think about that, and meme is really just another word for arctype right? It wouldn't be meme if we weren't a bit true.

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Looking at that old pic, they certainly did grow over the past eighteen months even though it feels like they haven't.

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>>5697234
Love it!
>>5697215
I've done fuck all desu. I haven't seen any political signs anywhere near my neighborhood today.

>>5697230
You really don't know how much I love Thatcher.


https://youtu.be/okHGCz6xxiw

>>5697239
Yiff in hell furfag.

>>5697249
Let me guess... You love Reagan too?

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>>5697230
miners or minors?

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>>5697243

>>5697259
that's the joke

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hey /mtfg/ how goes this shitty day?

>>5697243
those are bobs on a blue board!

>>5697223
perfect cinnamon bun

>>5697243
post your butt with your butt cheeks spread open

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>>5697243
stop this at once!

>>5697267

Your haircut reminds me of the 90s.

>>5697264
>the top masculine hon lainanon thinks he can make fun of others

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>>5697274
>implying that's me
Dude you're so bad at this bro

>>5697257
There you go again!

Honestly, I have very mixed feelings on Reagan. I admire him for salt and helping gorbachev, but I do infact like gorbachev more. Although gorbachev fucked up in 1991 when he should have used force to keep the empire together.

>>5697277
Bro please.

>>5697271
all swept to one side is 90's?

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>>5697278
Boring! Who the heck had the ability to think about politics in 1991, I was 2. Essentially never happened.

>>5697162
>Growing old
I think about this when it comes to hormones.
60 years old seem so boring. At first I thought I'd rather eventually become an old man than an old woman because women seem a lot frailer, then I realized old people just act like old people and really, there's not much of a difference. The 20 years olds today who become the 80 year olds aren't suddenly going to suddenly have boring hobbies, looking forward to bingo night and dress like old people just because they're old people. They're going to dress like themselves. Old people act and look the way they do because it's how they were brought up.

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Oh hey my stylist changed the side my hair is parted on and the crappy side of my face is visible again :D

>>5697257

Reagan literally dindu nuffin.

Also aids drugs didn't develop fully till the 90s and became inexpensive by early 2000s.

Those fag men who fucked like rabbits only had themselves to blame.

>>5697293
>crappy side
elanna plz

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>>5697293
>implying you have a crappy side

>>5697293
dude, all your sides are pretty crappy
no offense, bro

>>5697278
>Although gorbachev fucked up in 1991 when he should have used force to keep the empire together.
You would have sent tanks into Eastern Europe, really?

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>>5697290
>The 20 years olds today who become the 80 year olds aren't suddenly going to suddenly have boring hobbies,
Wrong! I'm only 26, and I'm already basically sucking Werther's Original hard candies out of an ornate glass dish. You know, at first you just use it to keep your dusty old mouth moist, but then you start to really like the taste of hard butterscotch and it's all downhill from there. I want to get off this ride.

>>5697305
stop hugboxing him, loser

>>5697313

I'll keep your dusty mouth moist.

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>>5697316
Do you want to fight me nerd?

>>5697321
>small-dicked chaser with low T
>make anybody moist
lol

>>5697293
Pic or bullshit

>>5697321
Do you have something hard for me to suck on?

>>5697312
>1991
>Eastern Europe

i would have killed yeltsin and sent in the tanks to ensure the empire stayed together, but by 1991 the satellites were gone and all that was left was the ussr. if Gorby would have sent in tanks and used force to keep the state together, the former ussr would have been much better off.

>>5697293
lets see, im sure it's fine

>>5697335
desu yeltsin was a scumbag at least i can agree with you on that much

>>5697335
melly pls, stop fatposting

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>>5697289
I knew the bare essentials:
Man on tv wants to run country.
Man on tv also wants to run country.
People didn't like man 2.
People liked man 1 playing saxophone.
Hell in 96 we even had a thing in my 5th grade class about who would run for president and whether people would like him.
I think that was also the time Perot was big.
Everyone liked him.

>>5697327

It was just a prank, sis.

>>5697330

My [spoiler]thumb[/spoiler].

>>5697335
The USSR was a failed entity crumbling to pieces, please.

>>5697327
>being mean about penis size
Wooow. I thought we were supposed to be accepting of stuff people can't change.

>>5697360
>kill yourself if you transitioned after teen years general
>accepting

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>>5697313
but, werter's and butterscotch are tasty....

>>5697360
jk, i luv thumbpeens tbqh

>>5697327
im an average dicked chaser with average T

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Found the greatest tripcode ever.
That is all.

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>>5697360
Well there's nothing attractive about a cock that is smaller than my shenis.

>>5697347
he was

>>5697354
I can't help it, I stuck a dildo that was too big in my ass and now I can't walk. I would go out for my daily workout, but it feels horrible to walk atm.

>>5697359
It would still be around if Gorby would have used force. He was an idiot for letting the satellites fall. The whole sinatra Doctrine was retarded and by sending in the troops at Honecker's time of need would have kept eastern Europe in the grasp of the ussr.

>>5697371
wow that's too big, i only like small dicks

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>>5697301
>>5697305
>implying I don't

>>5697310
Thanks bro :^)

>>5697329
>>5697346
Brace yourselves

>>5697376

What if it has perfect symmetry?

>>5697380
>would have kept eastern Europe in the grasp of the ussr.
You say that like it was preferable.

>>5697386
You have about 7 small brow hairs visible under the bulk of your right eyebrow.
0/10, will never pass, end yourself.

>>5697386

You look like a typical midwestern girl now but did you get beatup or something?

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>>5697386
well I think it looks cute

like you

>>5697386
cute as always elenna

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>>5697386

what a qt

>>5697389
yeah, I used to be a troskyist and I used to have pro commie feelings at one point before true capitalist radio made me a capitalist.

At first I would listen just as a joke, but little by little i realized that free market capitalism is the best path towards prosperity. It is like Ghost reverse brain washed me. I went in there to troll and walk out a learning a lot.

>>5697388
That'll definitely help, but I'm under 4" so if I'm bigger then it won't be much fun to play with anyways.

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>tfw huge square man chin

>>5697386
Not crappy. You look good.

>>5697386
Please stop doing this to your eyebrows they don't deserve this kind of treatment

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will i be a hon?

>>5697407
iktf
>tfw FFS never
You hons wanna organize a heist?

>In a transsexual woman the surgical removal of the testes either during sex re-assignment surgery or by a bilateral orchidectomy (castration) is highly desirable because of the virilizing effects of the testosterone they produce. Without the testes present, not only can smaller doses of female hormones can be administered but unopposed by testosterone this will often have a greater feminising effect on the body than before.
>greater feminising effect on the body than before.

is this true, mtfg doc?

>>5697413
Nope.

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>>5697407
iktf, also neanderthal brow ridge and long face
will never ever pass even with surgery

>>5697413
Nah you could pass.

Might not be super qt without a nose/chin job but you could pass.

>>5697415
It was true before AA use was widespread. Less so now.

>>5697413
>asian
>that chin
>those lips
probably not

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how do I pass /mtfg?

>>5697431
Ghoul/10

>>5697431

Unless you want to lose the boob fat, loose more weight.

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>>5697414
Sure, i've played a lot of Payday 2.

>>5697420
iktfff

>>5697431
that brow ridge probably causes you problems in the wrong lighting conditions

>>5697390
There's only 6, I think that's a bit better

>>5697393
Why, do I look like I've been beaten up? o.o

>>5697396
>>5697399
>>5697402
T-thanks .///.

>>5697409
I still like the other side of my face more but thanks ^^

>>5697411
I havnt touched my brows in more than a week to let them recover ;~;

>>5697437
Wanna go for ice-cream?

>>5697431
eyebrows/10
If I cover up the bottom half of your face you are 100% man.
Bottom half is alright, but chin is a little strong.
You need some work done.

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brpt

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this is the definite guide to passing desu

>>5697447
Enough of this autism

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>>5697434
yeah it is my goal to look like a tes IV character.

>>5697435
I been losing weight and my boobs have gotten bigger for some reason. Like they just have been hurting non stop despite nearly being on hrt for almost five years.

>>5697438
yeah, I am hon mode.


>>5697444
anyway to pass without work? I don't really desire to have work done other than srs. Also I am getting my eyebrows threaded again and more laser done before Friday since I have something to do on Friday :3c

>>5697451
needs to zero out at 12 and be exponential decay instead of linear just to make it clear you only have about a 5% chance if you start at 10

>>5697386
Ugly girl/10, pass.

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did i make it yet?

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>>5697443
Alright~

>>5697456
stop posting pictures of you with a fucking gun you nut job

>>5697462
weird angle also no

>>5697453

What makes you think mtfg would change now, after all these years, Anon?

More's the point, why would you want it to?

>>5697451
>tfw start at 22 and passing
I'VE DEFIED THE ODDS

we must castrate every male on the planet so that no trans girl will have to suffer ever

>>5697456
>anyway to pass without work?
Cower behind huge bangs like everyone else

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>>5697451
>tfw started at 20
This is true.

>>5697462
kind of cute?

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>>5697467
Why are you so anti fun?

Fuck look at the time, I should go be productive

>>5697472
I started at 19 and look like a man with long hair.

>>5697472
good jeb!

>>5697473
>>5697467
Trip on Kayla

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>>5697462
your angle game is weak, young trannyvan

here's how you do it.

>dont want gt to atrophy
>no urge to masturbate
Fuck.

>>5697485
use dick pump senpai

>>5697485
touch it quick OR IT DIES!!

"pls don't make me die senpai ;-;"
-- ur gt

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>>5697461
>tfw uggo

>>5697480
thankoo

>>5697478
Is that a .22 caliber rifle? What do you plan to do with your gun "hobby". Hunt animals? I could never do that but I like guns...

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>tfw will forever look like the guy on the left

>>5697462
Give it time and you will be fine.

>>5697495
Oh well.

>>5697478
If i come over to usa can u gun me down

>>5697498
yeah she hunts niggers tbqh

>>5697464
What's your favourite flavour?

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>>5697502

>>5697498
It is a .338 Ruger m77 and the first one with the Murican flag in the background is a FN 22" 30-06 bold action.

As for what I do with them, I plan on hunting and target shooting with them. If shit hits the fan however i am on living inawoods and wanting out the onslaught.

>>5697509
I am not in anyway racist.

I FUCKING HATE MY BODY I FUCKING HATE IT I NEED TO SCRATCH MYSELF OUT OF HERE ARRGHHH

>>5697485
>>5697490

Let it die, it is your mortal enemy, nothing more.

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>>5697513
Depends on the ice cream but chocolate is usually pretty good.

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>>5697502
detransition - coming to a theater near you.

>>5697524
But I'm not AGP.

>>5697413
You might be smurfette

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>but a male-type skeleton can't be totally hidden.
noooo

>>5697522
>If shit hits the fan however i am on living inawoods and wanting out the onslaught.
Afraid the illuminati/global elites/jews/satanist/pedohpile ring/ are planning something big in the future?

Why so paranoid Melly? Being on /pol/ for too long isn't good for anyone.

>>5697524
b-but my biggest enemy were testies because they are responsible for making me the masculine adonis man i am today

>>5697535
>tfw my entire skeleton is already hidden by flesh and skin
Feelsgoodman.

>>5697537
>imply the illuminati, satanists, or pedophiles are anything to fear
It's the Global Elite Jews we need to worry about. Fortunately the Satanist Illuminati will protect us.
Also there are pedos. That's... just separate I guess.

>>5697547
>being racist towards pedosexuals
come on..

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>tfw off work and pay day

wew lass

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elanna is adorable

>>5697522
>shit hits the fan
>starts hunting people for food
>like a boar, melly goes feral
>grows bristles all over her body and tusks
>one day comes upon a survivor from mtfg
>"wait i recognize you.. aren't you mell-"
>BANG
>"not anymore"
>eats well that night, consuming the poor tranny and caching her looted hormones for a rainy day

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this is how i look compared to jormy

>>5697267
>>5697386
Good goddamn you two are cute

>>5697558
MMMM BABY I WANT YOUR BBGT

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>>5697568
this is how i look compared to you and jormy

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>>5697441
>.///.


use this next time instead

///-///

>>5697558
thats pretty awesome

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>>5697502

my torso is just like left too

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>>5697098
I wasn't playing at all.
You said "atleast you're not as physically ugly as potc" which mean there is some ugliness to me.

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i finally got a desktop pc after like 7 months of not having one, all my keyboard and mouse skils for gaming are gone :c

also my hard drive wiped so gg files

R.I.P

>>5697529
My favourite is strawberry. Would you let me eat some out of your asshole?

http://strawpoll.me/6773534

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>>5697584
No, I think that would be too cold.

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>>5697571
n-no!

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Ok off to work. Here is what I look like this very second.

>>5697585
de_stroyed

>>5697593
can you fuck off back to susans you creepy fuck

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>>5697522
Melly if SHTF, would it be ok for me to double up?

>Accidentally a prepper of sorts.
>Low key about it.

>Former military.

>>5697600
she's cool

>>5697600
I got banned sorry.

>>5697602
Way to get yourself killed and looted, fool.

>>5697267
you look as good as always abby, too bad that turtle neck sucks and did you dye your hair? it looks awful

>>5697574
(〃・・〃)

>>5697600
>angry bitter hon

>>5697608
what happened with the big "exposé" about susan-sama

>>5697593


most texan ciswomen expire after reaching 30+, looks like you made it.

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>>5697609
>implying Melly would win in a deathmatch.
>Implying we wouldn't then relocate to the redoubt.
>Implying I don't have multiple G.O.O.D. scenarios in mind.

Are you displeased?

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>>5697568
lets start the jörmyposting

>>5697605
Thank you.

>>5697564
T-thank you

>>5697571
N-no you caddy

>>5697574
I can't tell what that is ;~;

>>5697622
Kinda looks like my sister in that one.

Spooky.

>>5697626
so what's the best way to pluck brows? I've never touched mine, but I somehow am passing

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>>5697628
post your sister

>>5697622
i would do some seriously horrible things to get a jormy gf

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>>5697626


///-///


looks like a person who is blushing really hard.

>>5697616
She still hates me, and I am over it. Meh with the whole thing. I have a life to actually try and figure out. Let people do what they want.

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>you will never pass and always look like a man
>you will always have a huge square as a head

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>>5697634
I wonder if somebody have been lurking /mtfg/ and other board and kageshi collecting hundred of pictures of every tgirl and saving them in a folder and someday is going to leak them all. Because Im not.

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>>5697591

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>>5697626
your welcome i cant wait to eat u out

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somebody help me jörmypost

>>5697141
How long did you fruits live in boymode on HRT before socially transitioning?
Anyone have to use a binder?

>>5697590
I could melt it in my mouth first and then use a funnel and vomit it into your asshole.

>>5697611
Thanks.
>did you dye your hair? it looks awful
Yep, that's funny because I get told the opposite all the time by strangers

>>5697647
<3 Okay, skype me later

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>>5697655
I am a pure virgin so I can't do these degenerate agp things, sorry.

>>5697645
I always wondered if many people had pictures of me, and if they did, how horribly outdated they were.

>>5697654
1 month boymode then fulltime

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>Getting horny mid test and start really craving a cock
HELP

>>5697657
I think your hair looks great. I did something similar with mine and I love it.

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>>5697622
S-sorry jörmy, I had to.

>>5697654
11 months and counting.
>tfw still too small for a bra

>>5697665
Natural gingers are master race

>>5697658
The best way to learn is to dive right into the deep end of degeneracy. Now let me lick that prolapsed anus bb.

>>5697664
doodle cocks on the back

finish early if you can so you have time to stare at a cute boys junk with no one knowing

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>tfw ywn get as many replies to ur selfies as elanna

>>5697671
It's digital and I'm slow.
HELP.

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>>5697655
>>5697658
>tfw all you want to do is find a sweet CIS girl to love you for who you are
>tfw all you will find are AGP MtFs, CIS male chasers, assorted bisluts, and desperate neckbeard virgins

>>5697657
>Thanks.
>>did you dye your hair? it looks awful
>Yep, that's funny because I get told the opposite all the time by strangers
Well, sorry, Im not being an asshole, I personally dont like the turtleneck and the dyed hair, but I have always think you're very cute.

That white dyed hair reminds me of a story, I once was stalking a girl on facebook and she had a similar white part of her hair. As I was going through her pictures I notice she have always had it, it was weird to see the same hair for 2 or 3 years, then I found pictures from when she was 15 and the same hair, and finally a pic from when she was like 10 and notice she had a maybe burned part of her head below that part of hair.

>>5697652

Not surprised that


30% of young mtf were metalheads

30% used to be emos

>>5697675
it gon b k lil nigga u can do it

>>5697678
Dude...

>>5697679
Its probably just an excuse to have long hair, I used to listen only to metal when 14-16, now I almost never listen to any metal but I keep going to metal concerts.

>>5696848
That would turn me on a lot I think and make me smack you, then I'd make you open your mouth and lick it.
>>5697679
What if I was post-emo proto-hipster?

>>5697635
O-oh ok ///-///

>>5697631
You may be asking the wrong person given I'm pretty consistently told that my brows suck.

>>5697650
o.o;

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>>5697676
well speed it up and stop browsing 4chan senpai otherwise all the living breathing cocks in the room will leave!

>>5697683
No!, It wasnt that bad, she actually looked pretty cute. I don't remember how I found her, so there is no way I could post a picture of her.

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>>5697679
>tfw was just a shy nerd who was uncomfortable with man body so always wore too much clothes

AGP lyfe

>>5697675
Fucking cis girls.

>>5697693
Same

>>5697677
>tfw happily in a relationship with another trans girl
It's pretty great desu

>>5697694
ikr -_-

>>5697267
I remember how you were always crying about how bad you look and how horrible was college.
I hope you arent such a crybaby now.

btw i forgot to wear underwear today baka

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>>569768
tfw guy accidentally squeezes your developing breast

>>5697693
>Anon why are you wearing a sweatshirt? It's at least 90 out.
>I dunno, easier than carrying it around I guess, it's not that hot anyways.
>it was in fact really fucking hot

>>5697677
>not wanting a transbian to shit in your mouth

>>5697691
I want to succ and be fucc

>>5697677
>tfw im not sure if im an AGP MtF, a CIS male chaser or a desperate neckbeard virgin

Im probably a mix of the 3, what a fucking disaster

>>5697707
who are you quoting

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>>5697708
I'm glad I live in Sweden because I would've melted anywhere else, hoodies during summer is rough but I mostly stayed at home anyway.

>>5697698
It's the bee knees

My nipples and chest are both extremely sensitive rn. How long does this last? Weeks? Months? Its been like this for nearly a month

i hate it when my dad comes into my room late at night and starts choking me while he inserts his penis into me

>>5697706
I'll grope the fuck out of you

>>5697726
You still haven't looked up what mones do?

Why are you such a stupid?

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>>5697693
Me too anon. Baggy clothed beta boy 4 lyfe
(but pls not 4 lyfe)

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>>5697726
>self medders

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>>5697720

I wished i lived in Sweden because they let transkids take testosterone blockers. If i could take testosterone blockers at a young age i would of had a naturally high voice.

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>>5697708
That's both me back when I was an uncomfortable teen boy and me now that I'm growing breasts and don't want anyone to notice yet because I'm not 'out' about being trans. At least it's winter now, summer is going to be awful, I may need to just come out and admit that I'm one of those tranny freaks to everyone before then so that I can actually wear some weather-appropriate clothes again.

>>5697692
No, I have a friend with a birthmark that gives him an xmen Rogue white streak of hair and it's kind of cool. I was more referring to you stalking someone but I'm just going to assume that was hyperbole.

>>5697726
seriously? you didn't fucking read up on this? it will hurt FOR A LONG TIME.

you give other self medders a bad name.

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>>5697730

>>5697732
>tfw can't wear baggy clothes in future

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>>5697737
>tfw tall manly viking body
kill me

>ywn wear a two piece bathing suit without being clocked so hard you wake up in 1955

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>tfw most men have hips like these while I look just like the "ideal" man on the left

LOL GUYS GUESS WHERE I AM RN

>>5697740
yea, it was probably that, a birthmark.
And by stalking I mean I was talking to somebody on facebook and saw a picture of his sister who had that streak of hair and I was curious and started seeing her photos, isnt that what facebook is made for?

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>>5697747
>wearing baggy clothes when there's so many choices of qt gril clothes to wear
Why would you do this?

>>5697754
hospital, you got beaten again

>>5697755
Yeah for a moment I forgot about the term "Facebook stalking"

>>5697754
The toilet?

>>5697754
gem's butt

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>>5697759
sittin on the loo taking a poo

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>>5697751
>oh wow, you've got such wide shoulders
>you're going to be such a stud
>I wish I was that tall when I was your age
>with a chest like that, you wouldn't have to work out much to get a girlfriend

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>>5697770
>wow you're so tall
>wow you look so much like your dad
>wow your shoulders are so broad
FUG

>>5697775
>tfw everyone says you look like the double of your mom

one of these days, i'm gonna punch passers in the face

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>>5697776
Iktf, I even have my mom's dick.

>>5697765
no that was like 15 mins or so ago

>>5697779
trip on kayla

>>5697779
beat me to death and end my suffering

>>5697775
>oh sorry I was confused, I thought that was your mom on the phone
h u g b o x

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>>5697776
>tfw look like your dad after 3 years of hrt

>>5697789
I-I got confused with my dad once.

>mfw nobody ever called me handsome only cute and they always said I need to work out and cut my hair and grow hair on my face
>my actual immediate family just called me cute and raised me vegetarian

Was it their master plan all along to make me a trap

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Korra never reasearch, it's more exciting this way.

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>>5697789
>tfw they just call you sir like every five words over the phone

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>>5697757

Because tighter grill clothes is lewd.

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>>5697788
But who would provide us with entertainment?
How's the diet going madds?

>>5697796
>tfw only been told I had a nice butt

>>5697796
Oh I forgot about this shit

>bought me panties until I was 7 years old
>was bought super andro clothing until I was 7
>parents have told me they were told I was a girl and were surprised that I was a boy when I popped out
>was taught to pee sitting down
>was encouraged to grow super long girly hair

THE MORE I THINK ABOUT IT THE LESS SENSE THIS MAKES. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

http://strawpoll.me/6774018
https://strawpoll.me/6774018
http://strawpoll.me/6774018/r
https://strawpoll.me/6774018/r

>>5697807
jesus christ that face.

>>5697802
Remember when you said you'd give me a hug like 3-4 months ago? Well where the fuck is it you skank?

>>5697807
Pretty well desu. No meat in days. I feel weaker already!!

>>5697815
I claimed her, I run the gem hug monopoly now. You have to go through me kiddo

>>5697811
for the love of god have some consistency in your options. you have an "i already do" and a "yes" option without (lie), but you don't have a "maybe" option without (lie).
shit tier strawpoll try again

>>5697810
wasnt your mom a mysandrist? She probably was grooming you to be like a girl, either subconsciously or not

>>5697802
I also know that feel.
;-;

>>5697805
Not lewd, cuuute

>>5697795
I'm so glad this has never happened ;-;

>>5697810
>>parents have told me they were told I was a girl and were surprised that I was a boy when I popped out

My mom brought a infant dress for me before i was born because she thought i was going to be born a girl.

a year ago she found it stacked somewhere in the basement and i have it in my closet. yeah yeah i know this is weird symbolism shit.

>>5697267
getting cuter!

>>5697386
kind of ugly desu

>>5697413
who knows? give it a try

>>5697462
bretty cute

>>5697622
<3 adorbz

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>>5697819
>No meat
Maddie...

>>5697810
>bought me panties until I was 7 years old
All the other things are ambiguous at best but that's kind of damning.

>>5697834
Thanks for sharing chaser-kun

>>5697783
Ure mums got a pretty qt benis then tbqh

>>5697831
>I'm so glad this has never happened ;-;

People always thought I was older than I am too ;_;
This is why i'll never pass

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how do i take good photos that make it look like i pass?

>tfw everybody's making it except for me
>tfw im so depressed this week i cant even leave the bed
>tfw nobody notice or nobody cares

>>5697834
Promise to hugbox me when I finally develop the courage to post pictures of myself. ;_;

>>5697823
Incredible. When I told her I was trans she just said "I know" and that she was happy for me

>have awful blood clots in both of your testicles and they nearly die 2 years apart before puberty
>even the month before I started Spiro when I was almost 18 I could barely cum unless I didn't cum for a week, if I did it every day it was basically just clear and precum no actual semen, and when I waited days it was just a little even then

Fuck dude I think the universe made me trans
>>5697840
RIPPPP!!!!

I think when I was a lil baby she treated me like I was just a girl cause she hated men and REALLY wanted a girl

I wonder if that fucked me up somehow

>>5697854

Hold your phone higher than your head and take pics from down.

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>>5697854
I hear good things about this software.

>>5697757
What if I want to change up the style sometime?
I wanna pass in all styles

>>5697822
>I already do.
It means you already do.
>Yes.
It means you will, but do not.
>Maybe.
You can't honestly pick maybe because if you think that's the option for you you're lying to yourself.

>>5697862
>Incredible. When I told her I was trans she just said "I know"
My mother said the same, and then started crying and told me that I have to either leave home or change my way to think and be a normal person

>>5697835
You have no power here

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>>5697854
>put phone in front of face
>take pic

>>5697843
>chaser
sure hon

>>5697859
i don't hugbox sorry

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>>5697844
Who did you get your benis from?

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>>5697875

>>5697877
need a phone with a good camera or it makes you uglier and manlier tbhon

>>5697881
O-okay, thanks anyways >chaser-kun.

>>5697869
how can anyone honestly say "yes" if they don't currently pass?
the more honest answer would be "maybe" because you think you will but you can't say for sure because you can't look into the damn future.

>>5697873
my mom let me take like 2 weeks off of school

i was going to kill myself if she said anything bad and probably go on a rampage before then and i think she might've sense that or something

what my mom fucked up when i was a child i guess she kinda made up for when i was 15+

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>>5697834
>tfw the uggo one out

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>>5697886
>Meat
It's.... It's so beautiful!

>>5697854
angles and lighting,
but bad for you in long run
better to be honest w yourself

>>5697884
Jesus touched me and said take this my son. Except maybe it was a priest and I already had the penis the whole time

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>>5697886
I get all my protein from swallowing cum now

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>>5697888
I dunno that's all I do and people say I pass so either im being lied to or it works.

>>5697893
Seeing as how you are now I'd wager she made it worse.

>>5697886
thats kind of terrifying

not meat but the whole
assembled display of meat at a social gathering thing
just those elements