/mtfg/ - male2female general

>>5694475
I sexually identify as a constitutionalist. My pronouns are we the people, us the people, and ourselves the people.

live free or die

>>5694486
unf

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Country mama living in an urban place reporting in~

>>5694489
What I mean is this is a shit thread like half the gens. It's making me miss feefs' basic ass fashion sense.

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>>5694481


Oh, I will never know that feeling I guess.

>>5694489
Do open carry activists, and free speech protestors who are only into the constitution as a fetish trigger you?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHcD5-TGHvY

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>>5694465
Even in Alaska/Arizona/Montana they still run a background check with the FBI to make sure you aren't a felon or have an outstanding warrant.

>>5694494
I grew up in a metropolis and it was really nice because everything was open 24 hours a day.
I live in a small city now and its really nice because everything I need is within 5 minutes of me. I can't pick between them.

>>5694501
>tfw Trump is also losing NH

The stumping never ends.

>>5694497
Kayla plz

>>5694500
AM I BEING DETAINED

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Post your freedom

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>>5694506
I need a picture of that now.
Something like, college kid asking that, then the next picture is like [detaining intensifies]

>>5694501
>>5694505
I swear to god if you buddies don't get Trump elected.

>>5694514
Is that the day you rope yourself?

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>>5694501
god bless

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>>5694512
here have something better than a pic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCozh_vbYdM

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>>5694504
Truth, they will run your name through the NICS, aka the oppressive cuck(Brady) campaign wet dream. I went to the gun show off i17 in north Phoenix. If get buy guys from a private seller they will not even ask for an ID. I assure you if I move to az I am buying all the guns I can afford.

>>5694508
FN 30-06 22" bolt action rifle.

>>5694520
Best compilation.
Sometimes I fall asleep watching it.

>marathoning through dexter again
now if only there was an abridged version that removed all of the POINTLESS FUCKING LAGUERTA AND BATISTA SHIT.

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>>5694517
Not before I take out the Weed Man up in the Great White North, do something good for my country before I go.

>>5694523
i-i thought I was the only person to do this

that and to catch a predator are like my lullaby

>>5694527
skip season two and never go back go beyond season four.

>>5694528
>It's the liberals' fault the economy started imploding two years before they got into power

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>>5694534
I'm not saying Harper wasn't shit, I'm just saying Dude Weed isn't any better.

I'd assassinate the Canadian dollar too, but I don't have enough bullets to shoot every single Loonie and Toonie in existence.

>>5694533
I'm going all the way to the series finale in season 7 when Debra x Dexter becomes canon.

>>5694530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZKviXpR2LY

You'll understand.

>>5694544
ur the best namefag ever <3

>>5694534
the government is not to blame for the economic collapse

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>>5694508
Im gonna get a rifle soon, I want a 5.56 bolt action.

>>5694522
Lol, Im gonna go to a gun show to buy a rifle soon. My boyfriend is gonna come too, we're gonna see a dealer will give a deal for two of the same rifle. He's an east coast dem so Im super excited for him to get his first firearm.

>>5694540
>Not investing in gold/silver
Ishygddt

>tfw someone grabs you down by the hips while pushing inside you

>>5694556
stop

>>5694559
start~

>>5694556
Who does this?

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>>5694481
5'11" and ~200 pounds
I'm a fatass ya

>>5694559
>tfw someone caresses your hips towards the middle and your body starts anticipating

>>5694562
>>5694567
stop

i literally have to wait like 10 minutes

this is NOT fair

>>5694569
what're you waiting for baka

>>5694564
A few guys I slept with when they tried to go harder.

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>>5694571
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OigFnuXL1NI

>>5694571
gem to get home

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>>5694559
>>5694569
>yumi is geting fugged tonight but I'm still alone

>tfw you will never enter the ladies room packing heat

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>>5694585
i dont get fucked

i fuck

my name is chuck

and i like to fuck
>>5694588
but u always are

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>>5694588
>ywn pack heat cuz you live in Australia

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>>5694590
>yum yums is fugging somebody tonight and it's not me

>>5694594
>ywn take yume's massive futa dick up your ass
y liv?

>>5694595
>tfw you may never receive yume's yummy cummies

Being here makes me wish I could go back to being a boy, I can't hang with you all. I'll always be some incomplete freak.

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>>5694597
pls ;~;

>>5694598
don't say that

>>5694590
ayo yume my man just agp'd a girl's butte tonight you're my inspiration my man thank you so much god bless yall

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>>5694594
>>5694595
>>5694597
>>5694599
whoah...... uhhhhhhhhh hey uhhhhh
>>5694601
good job dude im proud of u

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>>5694591
>not buying a bow and getting a qt pup
Who needs guns when you can be a ranger?

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>>5694565
200lbs for 5'11" isn't that bad, lose it by starving yourself as opposed to working out. Yes, this is horribly unhealthy advice, but you don't want male pattern muscles as a woman.

>>5694590
Women get fucked, women don't fuck
T-there is no such thing as AGP.

>>5694591
Guns are scary, to be fair. I wouldn't carry mine around all the time if I wasn't a paranoid tranny in a red state.

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>>5694603
kissing yume prank 2016 (GONE SEXUAL?!)

yume pls dominate me

>>5694603
It's like another Trianon

>>5694605
I was gonna do some exercise, like cardio, that won't give me male muscles right?

>>5694605
I'm pretty comfortable with guns; I even used to be an armorer at work. but I don't see the point of carrying one. A nice big knife on your belt and a full set of cute, heavy brass rings on your knuckles is enough of a deterrent...

if you've kissed more then two trips here, you're a degenerate desu

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>>5694621
not when other people have guns

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Is Gender Dysphoria a mental illness? And if it is, is there anything wrong with admitting that?

>>5694630
its a condition

>>5694626
At least noone here is crazy enough to kiss me...

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>>5694605
AGP? YES I AM
>>5694611
maybe one day
>>5694614
oy vey
>>5694626
oops i guess im a degenerate
>>5694629
pic

>>5694630
its officially not in any free country

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>at school
>class ended, some people gathering around me and my friend as usual
>one of them keeps staring at me and i react to it
>he is staring at my chest
>get up and look down, hoodie had unzipped itself halfway
>the guy saw my boobs with slight pushup bra in a rly open top

O-oops

>>5694626
ha I've only kissed one, safeeeeeeeeee

>>5694636
What kinda gun you got Yume?

>>5694629
Problem with carrying a gun is that if you ever draw it, you should absolutely be ready to kill. That's a pretty heavy responsibility.

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>>5694640
niiiiiice

>>5694626
>tfw you're already a degenerate

>>5694633
Does condition really fit better than illness/disorder though? Specifically mental disorder, I think, it the most fitting.

I'd sooner describe my dysphoria as a state of confusion and disruption of my ability to function, sooner than I would a state of being.

I've just been wondering why the public is so vehement to the idea that gender dysphoria is a negative thing. It doesn't feel positive. I mean, I'm glad I'm treating it but I'm not glad I have it.

>>5694626
*kisses yume*
*kisses melly*
*kisses elanna*
*farts*

now what

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>>5694640
wip out your penis and slap them with it

are my shoulders too wide mtfg?

>>5694652
because a disorder interferes with your life. if society wasn't shitty to trans ppl we'd be way better off

>>5694652
Not every negative thing is a medical issue. Being butt-ugly, having a shitty personality, having Kevin as your first name, and so on...

>>5694652
Not everything in the DSM is a mental illness.

And the public's reaction to hearing mental illness is "then why are they transing them kids instead of giving them therapy"

>>5694626
Good I'm only going to kiss one

>>5694642
A 6" cock

>>5694658
>if society wasn't shitty to trans ppl we'd be way better off
Better off, for sure. No disagreeing there. But it's still interfering.
Needing to take pills daily and get multiple surgeries just to keep myself from wanting to tie a noose hardly seems like anything but interfering.

>>5694662
As if therapy could ever fix any serious mental illness at all...

>>5694626
What if I just SUCC

>>5694658
Gross desu

>>5694668
kiss me.

>>5694642
i own a few but the real ones are all in a different state

all the ones i have right now are replicas

i own an SKS and a 1911 tho

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>>5694678
*kisses*

hi

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*paaaaaaaaaaarp*
DUDE

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>>5694626
being a degenerate is fun :3

tfw you made the trip as a meme but it looks nice so you want to keep it

>>5694682
you can pull my trigger any time

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WEED FARTS

>>5694688
You killing yourself would be fun for everyone

>>5694658
I think I'm going to puke

>>5694695
meany

>>5694696
that's what i thought :(

>>5694699
If it's any consolation, 95% of the trips here are worse looking, especially the transbians

>>5694680
Nice guns desu
classic stuff

>>5694641
Who did you kiss?

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>>5694702
Feels good to look better, though...

>>5694695
>projecting like that

>>5694710
#ShotsFiredAtCyba

Should it be made mandatory for all males to take Spiro and Est for a few months? Trans women in the first few months of their transition always go through a period where they look like significantly more attractive men.

>>5694712
>le projecting argument xD
>I-I sure showed him!

>>5694714
>should it be mandatory to make everyone infertile
wew

>>5694520
> can you prove that I'm driving
Holy shit I'm not even a minute into this and I'm already smiling, there's twenty fucking minutes of this?

>>5694714
>compromising the health of 3.5 billion people for absolute no gain

>>5694714
Males are scum and all of them should be permanently castrated.

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>>5694727
woah
edgy

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>>5694614
It would give you stomach muscles, it would help. Probably better than starving yourself.

>>5694621
I'm 5'5" 120lbs, highschool girls could beat me up. Firearms are the great equalizer

>>5694636
N-no, you can't be!
AGP isn't real!!

>>5694671
We wouldn't want to noose ourselves if everyone wasn't telling us we're freaks who should noose ourselves.

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>tfw gem gets home

>>5694626
I have kissed three and they don't post here anymore so yeah I am safe I think ....

And no none of them were Kayla.

>>5694727
>this coming from a mentally diseased and retarded faggot who is a man himself
Seriously, just die already. Your existence is a chore on everyone around you.

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tfw mention considering an orchi but girlfriend says she likes sucking your balls too much.

>>5694734
Well, maybe all Kayla needs is a little love and a few kisses. That's highly unlikely, though.

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I'm about to attempt to stealth mode begin my transition without my parents, I'm going to rent a PO box and shiet. But cash flow is tight so I need to prioritize what I order. You guys are obviously experienced, so help me out.

Which should I order first?

>Estradiol and Spironolactone
or,
>A really big dildo

>>5694746
me ;)

>>5694732
yeah thought
I hear starving yourself is a bad weightloss tactic

>>5694742
I maybe a bi slut who is very open to sleeping with her friends, but I have to be attracted to them and I am not attracted to Kayla in Anyway sadly.

Also the last person I kissed was a normal cis dude.

>>5694746
Cyanide is your best option

>>5694746
buy a dildo and use it every day so that u dont scream like a lil bitch when i rape u

>>5694746
hormones

>>5694717
>le I'm le silent anon majority argument
>le I'm not projecting argument
>le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le

>>5694752
And here we see a fatass convincing themself that eating is the key to losing weight.

>>5694757
are you okay????

>>5694757
Reported for shitposting f a m

>>5694761
No I don't think that actually
Just eating too little can fuck with your metabolism causing you to absorb more fat when you do eat.

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seriously though, the laguerta bullshit fluff takes up HALF of seasons 4 and 5.

>>5694755
You don't want me to be tight for you, big mama pitstain?

need a girlfriend QUICK
let me know if you can help [email protected]

>>5694766
ty for feeling the need to announce that.
>>5694768
i only watched like season1 when the show first came out, is it actually like, good???

>>5694769
true

i want to see the look of horror and incredible pain as i shove my cock inside of you

>>5694773
it's good if you skip all of the batista and leguerta shit, don't watch season 8 entirely and just pretend that the series ends with debra and dexter becoming canon.

>>5694767
If you had taken a minute to read actual facts on how to lose weight, you'd know that "starvation mode" and "metabolic slowdown/damage" are both myths. It's calories in, calories out. Your body already absorbs everything you eat, that doesn't change, ever. If you ate nothing for a week, you would lose the amount of fat that contains a weeks worth of calories, plus a little muscle.

does hrt cause morning sickness?

>>5694774
Turns our your cock is bigger on the inside than it looks on the outside, the inside of me that is.

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>>5694746
Estradiol and Spiro.
This is a no brainer.

>>5694752
It is, it works but leaves you with stomach problems for years if not life.

>>5694761
Kuppy is hardly a fatass, a bit overweight maybe, but like you need to walk around a walmart in the US if you think she's a fatass.

>>5694705
she wasn't tall and cute and musically inclined or part of the Portland girls
>>5694742
I'd kiss kayla just to call her a faggot afterward

>>5694779
no
you're pregnant, anon
congratulations, ur cis

>>5694776
aiight dawg, thx.

>>5694746
The really big dildo, obviously. HRT will make you crave dick, you're going to want to practice satisfying those cravings while they're still weak.

>>5694777
I see
perhaps I should attempt something of this sort

>>5694783
idk what to do desu
Maybe I'll stick to what I've been doing lately, it has produced some results so far.

>>5694777
"starvation mode" is a very real thing where your internal organs start to run on "power saver" mode, so the essential functions of those organs are severely reduced.

Wanna know what happens when you haven't eaten anything in 2 days and you take a shot of vodka? you pass out instantly because almost none of the alchahol will be filtered by your liver and will go straight to your blood.

>>5694789
lol no, it isn't a thing

>>5694789
The starvation mode you refer to happens months after not eating. The body can cruise on fat for a long time.

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>>5694755
>>5694787
Instead of treating your dysphoria you should stick things up your ass, seriously?

>>5694789
You are just fucking retarded, don't talk out of your ass

>>5694793
doesn't mean not eating for a month because you have a lot of stored up fat is a good diet plan.

>>5694794
why not both

>>5694780
ayyyy
brb going to rape gem
ill be back (the terminator)
>>5694794
there is no such thing as AGP she said

>>5694793
this, they figured out it was a thing in jewish happy fun time camps that the germans used to run to protect them from the war

>>5694795
>2
I meant 7

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>>5694788
Id recommend the starvation route but I dunno, like I cant' eat two slices of pizza now without vomiting. I might not be the best person to listen to about that.

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>>5694794
>tfw both me and yume get yelled at at the same time
Hehehehe.

>>5694798
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.I found tonight that it is more successful to progressively humm it louder as you perform the ritual.

>>5694801
that sounds healthy

>people that don't immediately regard starvation being the retarded method of weight loss that it is.
it's like being surrounded by anti-vax'ers and climate change skeptics.

nobody cares

>>5694801
yeah
I can see why

>>5694811
:'( i just want to be a cyborg badass.

>>5694810
>I'm le fitness expert xDD
>u shold eat berry extract to burn stuborn belly fat
Just shut up hon, you're embarrassing yourself

>>5694806
I do that, but instead of humming I just cry and let the water run over me, sometimes I just sit there and remember how the shower was the one place my parents wouldn't barge into and start beating me during one of their trips.

then I get a yogurt

>>5694806
Imagine being arnold in this pasta

>>5694811
ICE COLD
C
E

C
O
L
D

Did Gem turn you down?

>>5694819
>I know all I ever learned from /fit/

>>5694822
holy actual fuck i didn't save that one. it's a masterpiece. i feel my life is lacking now.
>>5694820
:(
>>5694819
she's not a hon though bruh

>>5694824
>>5694814
>say "nobody cares" with no context and not directed at anyone
>get (You)'s
>actually care a lot

WHO /mischief/ here?

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Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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>>5694797
Didnt the anon say she had to pick one or the other?

>>5694798
There is no such thing as AGP.

>>5694803


>>5694808
Its not that bad, I only get extremely nauseated in the mornings and lose my appetite entirely from bad smells.

>>5694813
Ive started wearing corsets recently too, it makes me have the proportions of an anime girl. It's awesome.

>>5694830
so you really DO care about my ritual to become a cyborg badass? thanks, doc. i shed a single tear.

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>>5694819
>actually calling amy a hon
get out

>>5694833
thank you, the emptiness inside me has been filled with euphoria. you have literally completed me.

>>5694836
*fart*
>>5694834
what if i identify as agp

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>>5694810
Ikr? Don't they all want to be in horrible pain when they eat fast food? It's like a double reward, get to be skinny and never able to eat gross food again.

>>5694833
>tfw tons of stretch marks

>>5694841
P U that's some dank rank stank you got going there, bruh.

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>>5694843

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>>5694841
People identify as otherkin, demisexuals, pansexuals, and genderfluid too. Just because you identify as it doesn't give it any validity.

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rate my original content (oc)

>>5694859
should have put a pic of urself

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>>5694858
i guess ur a man then u fucking hon

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>>5694855

>>5694858
just because you identify as transgender doesn't give it any validity.
>>5694859
needs more pixelation. otherwise it has potential to be gr8 m8

Haven't been here in a while

>>5694858
The same for trannies too tho, there only exists cis men and women

*takes a big fuckin' snif in this threadf*
damn that's good

>>5694864
I would rank Gollum with make-up as "godlike"

>>5694869
stewed and brewed to perfection.

>>5694858
I kind of hope that you actually own a lab coat that you put on when you get to lecturing, that'd be pretty cute.

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>>5694862
>>5694865
see its funny cus avacado is a fruit but some people dont know avacado is a fruit

its mundane and correctly states a fact, but in the process will also cause massive chaos

wall street will burn

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>tfw living that comfy meme life

>>5694869
Is this edgar-posting?

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>>5694875
yume are you okay
is this what the afterglow does to you

>>5694878
James Joyce posting.

>>5694880
what afterglow

im sober right now

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>>5694867
Or maybe only trans men and trans women exist but most people are too far in denial to admit it.

>>5694877
>posted the copypasta for me
>likes flylo and death grips
when can we cut to the part where we get married

>>5694880
Yummy is mad because she tried to rape Gem and Gem kicked her ass and put it in Yummy's butte. For shame.

>>5694885
weren't you planning on rekking gem's butthole

>>5694875
There are people that don't know that avacados are fruits? What do they think they are?

>>5694889
>>5694890
give a nigga time to douche, jeez.

>>5694877
>that failed mail up in the corner
I laughed.

>>5694877
>trans women
>flylo
>nhentai
>8 chan
it doesn't matter if your face passes or not, you're tastes will never pass

>>5694893
They are the same people who think men can be women. Numbnuts, all of them! LOL

>>5694890
im getting blown rn desu
>>5694893
vegetables
>>5694889
WTF

>>5694858
otherkin and the like are a fucking joke
chick at work says she's "gender fluid" but she's literal tumblr garbage,
you don't "feel male or female" randomly, idiots assign genders to actions/thoughts acting as though only gender stereotypes run people
"gender fluid" is the most insulting nonsense

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>>5694887
Will you marry me?

>>5694898
Dysphoria nonexistent

>>5694896
>talking shit about flylo
the rest i can give you but back the f*ck up.

>>5694896
>hating on nhentai
sadpanda jew pls go

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>>5694863
If I'm a hon what does that make everyone else?

>>5694865
Correct, people with sex chromosome disorders, pre-natal developmental disorders, and female pattern brains give trans folk validity though.

>>5694867
We have accounts of people developing female/male when they're genetically the opposite gender. Not to mention all the stuff I brought up above. Trannies are real.

>>5694871
In that picture I am wearing eyeliner.
In my other pictures that get posted here I am normally wearing no make up at all.

>>5694873
It has a mushroom on the back of it, in fact.

>>5694901
im agp

>>5694898
>im getting blown rn desu
POST PICS
O
S
T

P
I
C
S

>>5694900
assuming it's the person i quoted, yes ! ! !
>>5694905
thats pretty gay bruh

>>5694899
The people in this thread have built their whole lives on the premise that believing something makes it real and the liberal echochamber gave them the greenlight.

>>5694899
i was diagnosed as genderfluid so it's definitely not "a fucking joke" thank you very much

>>5694905
applied negro physics?

>>5694906
pay me

>>5694904
>We have accounts of people developing female/male when they're genetically the opposite gender.
Too bad that's complete horseshit.

>>5694911
go to an actual therapist you crackpot

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>>5694914
Sure, how much? I should warn you my money smells like Maple Syrup.

>>5694898
>tfw sucking someone who isn't paying attention to you

>>5694918
>d-doesn't count
where's your degree, son?

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FFS won't fix my face, and once I get it done and see how little it helped, the last shred of my hope will die.

Why did i ruin my body?

>>5694911
Fuck off back to tumblr, you delusional faggot. Your whole life is a joke.

>>5694919
>spilling syrup on your money
canadians are aninals

>>5694918
does psychiatric services at a UC count? because that's where i got diagnosed

>>5694919
make an offer
>>5694920
my fetish desu
>>5694923
fart

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>>5694906

>>5694909
>assuming it's the person i quoted, yes ! ! !
Great, I now pronounce us wife and wife.

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>>5694899
This a thousand times over.
Its all nonsense. Pick a gender, you have two options. Pick a sexual preference, you have three options.

>>5694905
There is no such thing as AGP.
Im going to go take a shower.

>>5694924
just because i was diagnosed as genderfluid doesn't mean i act on it or behave differently. it's just who i am.

>>5694931
wtf :D

>>5694923
>Why did i ruin my body?
Don't worry, everyone here will one day ask themselves that when they realize they were cis all along.

>>5694931
gross Tbh

>>5694924
>/pol/ feels itt
How does it feel to wander out of your hugbox?

>>5694931
woah is that what a penis looks like

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>>5694931

>>5694931
very feminine pubes

>>5694931
>the hair
Why

>>5694919
Queen's on your $20
damn
she's on our $5
guess we don't respect her as much

>>5694931
Nice joke, but no self-respecting AGP tranny would get her tinkler sucked without epilating her happy trail first.

>>5694931
uhhhhhhhhh o.O

>>5694934
Genderfluid isn't even a medical term, it's tumblr lingo that's just about as real as a round square.

>>5694931
YUME IS SO HAIRY

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>>5694917
http://ghr.nlm.nih.gov/condition/androgen-insensitivity-syndrome

yume u shud shave dat

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>>5694931
those manly fingers gripping your stumpy shaft, look at all that hair

>>5694911
I was diagnosed with adhd when I was a kid. I don't actually have adhd. Doctors aren't always right

>>5694938
Was that supposed to be some kind of comeback?

>>5694925
Nah, nigga. Canadian bills are legitimately scented like Maple Syrup.

do u guys actually think thats me wtf o.O

>>5694932
where is our honeymoon?
>>5694942
lol
>>5694939
ask your mom

>>5694943
I agree, the emo-boy haircut is so passé.

>>5694931
AGP AGP AGP

>>5694931
oh
hot

>>5694959
+1 but still post pics

>>5694927
>my fetish desu
giving head like that is mine

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>>5694956
That's what happens when you post without a secure tripcode, we'll never know for sure...

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>>5694957
>where is our honeymoon?
Paris, I'm a sucker for cheap romance.

>>5694950
That's a physical illness, which is treated so that you develop as your birth gender. Diseases shouldn't be embraced, they should be cured. If I got cancer, I wouldn't say I'm a cancerkin and I identify as transcancer.

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>>5694931
>Not shaving your gt
Ishyggt
Also wtf I post anime tits and get banned but this is fine?

>>5694961
There is no such thing as AGP.

>>5694961
>>5694959
>>5694957
>>5694956
>>5694955
>>5694954
>>5694953
>>5694952
>>5694951
>>5694950
>>5694949
>>5694948
>>5694947
>>5694945
>>5694944
>>5694943
>>5694942
>>5694940
>>5694939
>>5694937
>>5694931
A L L M E
L
L

M
E

>>5694965
Actually I'm not 100% sure that any naughty parts are visible in that image, it's hard to tell due to the motion blur.

>>5694931
Yume this is disgusting, why are you so hairy?

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>>5694931
nice try, you almost got away with it

>>5694966
sounds dreamy.
>>5694971
caught me :'(

>>5694956
I did for a second, but then someone told me you don't look like that down there

Transbians are fucking gross dude

>>5694931
OKAY THOUGH REALTALK WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

>>5694974
>tfw an algorithm will never confuse you for a busty anime girl

>>5694972
i posted the wrong photo please im begging you not to embarrass me just forget it ever happened

>>5694972 the base of a penis obvi

>>5694971
HAIRY YUMMY IN DAMAGE CONTROL

>>5694980
I can forgive, but never forget. Sorry.

>moap is still doing no such thing as apg meme
are you in denial or something? why care so much

>>5694985
I'm hairy so what

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Jesus Fucking Christ this thread.

>>5694985
I mean, I'm not the kind of person to pressure someone to post pictures of their private parts in order to clear their name or anything, but it'd be pretty easy for her to do so if she chose...

>>5694987
>believing in Blanchard

>>5694990
It's all in good fun. I hope. I don't even know anymore. Am I being a bad person? I suddenly am worried that I am...

le sigh guys


i guess i have to trip

shaking my head
>>5694991
u wanna see a real pic of my cock?

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>>5694989
Shave your girlcock, nerd. My sweet butte hol is off-limits to hairy girlcock.

These Hoes Think They Classy, Well That's The Class Im Skippen

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>>5694997
>u wanna see a real pic of my cock?
YES
E
S

>>5694997
Okay, real talk: don't let people pressure or bully you into showing anything you don't want to show.

>>5694997
*farts*

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so im on 4mg estro should i take 2 in the morning and 2 at night or 4 at night?

>>5695007
2mg in the morning and 2mg at night.

I can't believe this

>>5695004
she posted it already
>>5695007
2mg every 12 hours

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>>5694996
You're flirting with the danger zone.
You keep flirting with it like this you'll eventually be heading right into the danger zone.
Only this time, Kenny Loggins won't approve of it.

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https://strawpoll.me/6769104'
where were you when the yume broke?

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>>5695010
>>5695005
>>5694997
Now I'm more confused than ever.

>>5695015
>evil yum yum doesn't grow a goatee she just gets nappy pubes

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unsee
.cc/deturobi


fine guys here jeeeeeeeeeez

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>>5695018
you can't ignore yume's girth

>>5695018
yipes

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>>5695018
so fat

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>>5695018
Yume's big for her height

>>5695013
Where is the "I wouldn't mind seeing it if she does decide to post it because I'm sure it's cute and all but don't really feel comfortable about this whole situation because peer pressuring someone into posting dick pics is a whole level of skeezy beyond what I think is wrong and really we should just drop this whole sordid affair and pretend it never happened" option?

is it wrong to talk to chasers on omegle for attention with no intention of ever giving them the kik they want (i don't even have one desu)
sometimes theyre really nice because they want to fuck you

>>5695018
tfw u fapped on cam with that cock before

>>5695027
That's the only attention trannies will ever got so go for it

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>>5695018
what a cock!

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Well that was... interesting.
I'm.... not sure what to think of that picture.

>Activating trip because fucking really random anon?

>>5695027
I do this too. Guys on omegle are fucking stupid though, last night I had an indian guy who I convinced I was a cute north korean and got him to talk for a long time about how short his dick is. I was spouting memes the entire time, he was so desperate...

>>5695038
how's everyone rockin' tonight?

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post the last inanimate object you hugged and pretended was someone who loved you
there weren't any pillows on my couch and i didn't want to get up

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>>5695018
Why the fuck
Jew agp freak

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>>5695045
You missed the show.
That's all you need to know.
>04:30 why am I awake?

>>5695040
Found my log of it
http://pastebin.com/dxLnsKev

>>5695050
wait wtf did someone post girlcock? doggone it i always miss the good stuff

>>5695053
yume

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>>5695048
this

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>>5695053
It was the best girlcock I've ever seen. Makes me feel self conscious about mine.

>>5695055
>calling gem an inanimate object

>>5695055
wow sex dolls are really realistic these days

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>yume is living the life you dream of living

>>5695055
i want a gem to hug give her to me

that chat was fun

should i post another

someone make a strawpoll

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>>5695065
https://strawpoll.me/6769173

lads i have serious symptoms of being a 'rejected' type stalker

what do

>>5695065
yes

>>5695065
please i missed the first one

>>5695070
cut ur balls off

>>5695065
POST THAT PIC AGAIN I DIDNT GET TO SEE

ty for the insight yumester.

>>5695065
ya i liked asking u weird shit

>>5695074
*parp*