/mtfg/ transgrill general: doom edition

daily reminder that people like kayler give us legitimate trusexuals a bad name

>>5479627
Well yeah, nobody actually likes her. It's like Chris Chan's Facebook photos

File: 1413574917892.jpg (373KB, 750x1125px) Image search: [Google]

373KB, 750x1125px

blue...

Captcha, that was two racks of ribs, not steaks...

File: fedora.jpg (899KB, 2816x1608px) Image search: [Google]

899KB, 2816x1608px

its a rare fedora tipper in its final form from the op

>>5479641
>>5479553
quote failed

File: mini confused anime boy.jpg (9KB, 259x194px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 259x194px

>>5479637
where is her girl penis?

>>5479584
> tfw neither hormones nor surgery can fix the things that make you not pass

>>5479641
>i become my own girlfriend timeline

>>5479652
long face? iktf

File: 966ef4aa3c74fab7373d853344e538fd.jpg (17KB, 236x358px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 236x358px

>tfw no bf

File: 1384913654981.png (226KB, 512x512px) Image search: [Google]

226KB, 512x512px

>>5479652
Honestly I doubt ffs would be enough to fix my face.

It's just pure masculinity.
>broad
>big chin
>huge brow
>ugly nose
>manly deep set eyes

File: bexe after transition.jpg (51KB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 500x281px

hi new thread
i will pass at the end of the year when i'm 29
i love my new scarf

>>5479656
the best kind desu

>>5479627
I don't see why people say things like Kayla isn't a legitimate transexual; whether or not you like her, she very clearly does have gender dysphoria.

>>5479663
tfw you can't part your hair like that any more because it makes your bald spots even more obvious than they already are

>>5479665
hi kayla

>tfw rest of the family finds out I'm a tgirl.
>tfw 1/3rd of the family is religiously against it, and may or may not be Trump supporters.
>They mad
>I'm a passer so I do look fine, but still want to make fun of them for their stupidity.
>Get "Boy shorts" and other female form "boyish" items to wear to get to gettogethers.
>They can't say anything because I'm officially wearing male clothes and other items.
>Their silent rage is so delicious.

>>5479670
trip on rawr

>>5479678
>>5479696
> tfw people confuse two of your posts in a row for other posters with their tripcodes off

>>5479665
misscock.mkv

>>5479665
she is also a moron who puts others down for not fitting stupid stereotypes, dressing there age instead of dressing like a 50 year old or attacking people because of there age or out of jealousy.

File: 1397573795482.png (195KB, 345x480px) Image search: [Google]

195KB, 345x480px

>>5479680
>tfw supportive family but disgusting unpassable hon
>tfw you look like a man no matter what you do

>>5479641
So now that you've finished transitioning, would you date other Fedora wearers? Or would you tell Fedora wearers what their problems are?

>>5479651
Inverted.

>>5479713
See? There's plenty of other issues you can have with her that are based in fact, so why not stick to that?

File: cringe.gif (2MB, 388x218px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 388x218px

>>5479680
>tgirl

>>5479658
yeah thats a feeling alright

>>5479725
Can we start calling non-trans girls 'cgirls'?

File: 073317-a7493b0e-c222-11e4-a0d8-62fd782d4449.jpg (48KB, 650x488px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 650x488px

>>5479725
I personally like tLady.

>>5479715
thats not me, my fedora fused into my head unfortunately

http://strawpoll.me/6426333

http://strawpoll.me/6426333

http://strawpoll.me/6426333

>>5479730
its the feeling i have ;_;

>>5479714
>tfw over 9000 medical problems
>tfw misgendered is one.
>tfw can't fully transition because medical issues
>tfw can't get hormones because they'll interfere with other medical drugs I have to take.
My parents literally have to ask each day if I've taken my medicines. I just sit quietly hoping that I can eventually enjoy the lifestyle of my choice.

File: 1450782100764.jpg (58KB, 555x436px) Image search: [Google]

58KB, 555x436px

hello i am home from travels and eating ramen
how is everyone 2n

>>5479737
good old answer #4, why does my brain have to fight to keep me alive

>>5479732
just call me an onahole because at least it sounds less cringy than "tgirl"

>>5479746
i feel it too but also at the same time i dont want a bf i dont think.
not anything serious for sure.
just someone who can make me giggle and is alright to hang out with and also is down for sex stuff
i think that would be ideal

File: hollynoelle.jpg (986KB, 2592x1456px) Image search: [Google]

986KB, 2592x1456px

>>5479747
oh hi edgarino

>>5479747
what do u take meds for
that sounds terrible im sorry

File: 1397604371632.jpg (154KB, 335x324px) Image search: [Google]

154KB, 335x324px

>tfw you've never been gendered female unironically even though you've done pretty much everything you can for my face.

>>5479756
i was just with someone who was using me for casual sex and when i found at it made me feel pretty gross and upset. i didn't realize it before but i need someone to give me hugs and tell me i'm pretty and cuddle me at night.

>>5479657
Height, torso size, hand size. I'm trying to wait until laser gets rid of my facial hair before trying to make any judgements about my facial structure and whether or not to look into FFS, but it's fairly masculine in any case. I don't know if it would even be worth it since I won't be able to pass at six foot four anyways.

>>5479757
I miss Oldkiwiface

File: 1425887336307.jpg (99KB, 872x1000px) Image search: [Google]

99KB, 872x1000px

Mfw have a flu and sound super low and gay w my potato accent
https://clyp.it/twgjgvr2

>>5479732
*tips girltinkler*

>>5479771
awwww damn that sucks fuuuckkkkk FUCKKKKK
i've got friends for all the comforting and snuggling bit. idk. i dont rlly want to get too close to anyone rn.

>>5479761
I take mostly painkills because I have EDS; narcotic strength.On top of it I take things like Ibuprophen so blood is thinned already. Then I've had surgeries so I could walk, so I could stand straight, replace my corneas, and god knows what else when I was even younger. I'll be lucky to live to 40. Here in a few years is when I finally start failing as my blood vessels burst at even just rolling over in my sleep.

File: dilloway.jpg (380KB, 2048x1361px) Image search: [Google]

380KB, 2048x1361px

>>5479658
>tfw you will feel this feeling for life

>>5479641
>fulltime after two months on e
talk about fucking easymode, her chin looks < 1.5 inches long, look at that fucking girl-jaw even in the first 3 pics

>>5479652
same, probably going to kill myself by this June desu, I got roped into thinking HRT would make me pass with effort but nope

>>5479658
>iktf
Sometimes I just miss the sex but I can't stand hookups

>>5479785
Well, I guess that puts my issues into perspective.

File: clip+(2016-01-01+at+07.24.37).png (615KB, 760x588px) Image search: [Google]

615KB, 760x588px

>tfw got this for christmas/new years from a guy i barely talk to
better than any of the other lame gifts i got desu

>>5479784
I wish all the cuddling in the world could satisfy the frustration.

Maybe it could also make the dysphoria feel less bad, too

>>5479777
literally why, comedy value?

Okay, so pre-hormones here.
How2stop boners? I get them involuntarily and I just want it to stop

File: 1451522012755.png (603KB, 600x716px) Image search: [Google]

603KB, 600x716px

>>5479778
>tfw shitty mildly deep australian voice

>>5479814
having people be close to me and touch me actually makes me feel desirable, its like...amazing. the only thing i've found that makes my dysphoria and disgust with my body feel better

>>5479814
friendcuddles are pretty good for me, idk
like a few months ago i was all for the GOTTA GET A BF NOW thing
but now im just like, eh.

>>5479820
Hormones. I'm honestly not sure if there's anything else you can do.

>>5479820
Well
you start hormones

>>5479820
stop masturbating lol

>>5479820
anti androgen's or castrating yourself

File: 1442955614389.gif (359KB, 370x330px) Image search: [Google]

359KB, 370x330px

>>5479833
>>5479835
fug

>>5479836
>Making out with gf (>inb4 go to transbian)
>Get boner
>pls go away

>>5479833
>>5479835
>>5479842

I thought you still got erections even with hormones. How do transgender porn actresses get them?

>>5479849
viagra senpai

>>5479820
chastity cage or some other device or taping your dick so tight it cant get hard

>>5479849
It's a use it or lose it thing; for those who lose it you can cycle AAs or take Viagra.

More importantly, they don't get random erections, and neither will you.

>>5479849
viagra and they go off AA's for shoots
and you can still get erections if you use it ((usually)
just makes it so you don't get random erections

File: 1394311777804.jpg (262KB, 1018x1500px) Image search: [Google]

262KB, 1018x1500px

How exactly do I keep my larynx raised and speak at the same time. I swallow to life it, but it just goes right back down as soon as I speak.

>meet people who have lives and shit
>one of them is even travelling the world at 21
>cant relate to them, feel like a pathetic freak by comparison

>>5479866
>>5479867
>no more random erections
>only when you need them

Holy shit that's amazing. Why couldn't men have just been born like this. From what I understand even cis guys don't like random erections.

>>5479880
if it makes you feel better, im a neet closet tranny who will never do anything worth mentioning too

>>5479880
yep same senpai
everything's pretty awful, at least we're not >>5479785 I guess but it's pretty small comfort

If I'm trying to lose weight and am currently only on spiro, will I start losing faster when I start estrogen, or start losing slower?

What's up ladies?

>>5479849
ive had an orchiectomy and still take spiro and estrogen and i still get boners. its just luck anon, like all the rest. my endo told me ill probably always get boners, even though i dont even touch it that often.

>>5479855
i do love keeping my gf's gt in a chastity cage, shes such a good bitch for me.

File: 1445507983187.png (100KB, 352x345px) Image search: [Google]

100KB, 352x345px

>>5479826
>tfw you can probably sound girly if you try
>mfw had some kinda thing since a babby that ruined / keeps ruining vocal cords but hasnt gotten worse
>happened already partly when was 6
>actually was brought to doctor then
>when 9 the voice went really smoky and quiet

They said id need some kinda surgery to prevent it but it wasnt wurf the risk since so young

Heard people take the surgeries at 30 or 40 just to prevent a throat cancer or something and not for the voice so e_e

Idk if i was little lucky when got my guy voice when was like 15, could talk loud again but just low.

>>5479868
Is it possible to have gone through male puberty and not have a noticeable adam's apple? Even when I look in a mirror and swallow I can't see it, but I can't tell if that's just me being delusional and dysphoric or not.

>>5479891
Probably slower, but estrogen does weird things and it might affect other things which then affect how much and what you eat.

>>5479892
Hey where have you been?

>>5479893
You still take spiro after an orchi? o-o

>>5479868
uhh how long have you practiced it
it takes awhile to be able to keep it up there while you talk
don't try talking just try going higher
like saying "aaaaaaaa" and raising it up

>>5479881
yeh I don't think they do

>>5479880
iktf

>>5479896
it's rare but possible

>>5479905
Moved to Dayton, Ohio. The gayest city in America.

>>5479908
I'm doing what the pastebin says where you swallow to keep it up and then just try to speak.
Do I just need to keep doing the swallowing exercise to train myself to keep it up first and then add speaking? With pitch being a seperate exercise?

>>5479912
Limp wrist kind of gay? Or just boring suburb life?

>>5479889
not the poster you replied too but i am in the same situation

let's fug

>>5479893
>i do love keeping my gf's gt in a chastity cage, shes such a good bitch for me

>tfw i would literally be a crackwhore if a confident dominant nice smelling gf who was into me wanted me to be

>>5479922
It was literally voted the most gay in the country. So far that I've seen, its holding true. My room mate is the Pied Piper of penis puffers and I've never met so many drag queens/kings. Masque is a fucking awesome club btw.

>>5479893
just stop touching yourself regularly and you'll stop having them

>>5479921
You should practise to rise your larynx without swallowing and then talk, I don't see why pitch should be a separate exercise but if it feels better for you then go for it

>>5479921
Yeah just keep doing the swallowing exercise then work up to speaking
you can just try the pitch and see if it helps you keep it up
it's rlly individual like what works best for u

>>5479940
Seen any trans?

>>5479893
>spiro after orchi
wiggidy what? you shouldn't be producing any test anymore so how do you need to surpress it even more?

>>5479908
I can just about hold it halfway as far up as it goes when I swallow, when it's coming back down, but as soon as I open my mouth it drops the rest of the way straight away, let alone when I make any noise. what do?

>>5479952
A couple. Ugh this one girl had the most delicious fucking body.. But the face was wrecked.

>>5479958
u keep lifting it up lol
it's a muscle
you make it stronger if you keep doing the exercise and eventually you'll be able to hold it up there for a while and even talk w/ it up

File: nine hundred dollarydoos.jpg (70KB, 716x356px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 716x356px

Anon who had changed their mind about coming out here, my story continues and I dunno maybe some of y'all would be entertained by it so I'm posting it.
>Thought I was gonna come out to my mom and told her I had something to tell her last night
>chicken shit out and make up some excuse that I actually made it sound more important than it was and that she doesn't need to know what it was
>Just now comes to my room and demands i tell her what it was because she's concerned
>Me:"well you see..."
>Me:"Dark souls three is coming out soon and I want to pre-order it, maybe get the special edition if there is one, but I lost my job and spent all my money, so I was gonna ask if you could out of the kindness of your heart lend me some cash for it?"
>Mom: "Is that seriously what you had to tell me?"
>Me: "Yeah I told you I made it seem more important than it was. I didn't want to ask around dad because I know he'd never agree to just giving me money for no reason"
>Mom: "well I mean I'm not just gonna buy you a videogame for no reason"
>Me: "Wait you don't understand this is important for me I've been playing this series since-"
>She leaves without letting me finish

And once again, I bullshit my way to victory.

so i'm like 5'11" and have a really hard time finding stuff for tall girls. specifically, i want to find a parka since its going to be cold as fuck in texas for the next 4 months. the only problem is i like all of my clothes to be huge and baggy but i can't find anything that would be big enough for me

plz help

>>5479966
that's as far as I can lift it up and I can only do that by swallowing and tensing it on its way down, being doing it 30 mins every day for the last two months
fuck me this is hard

is it like wiggling your ears where only some people can control that muscle?

>>5479908
yeah. i got the orchi and we stopped the spiro and dropped the e to 4 mg a day but i started growing facial hair and body hair much thicker. not as thick as beforre mones but more than id like, so we started on a low dose of spiro, about half of what i did take, and upped e to 6 mg. apparently some people are just high test. lucky me. talking with endo about self medding cypro instead though if im going to be on something long term, shes open to such things and making sure im safe if i do it.

>>5479948
i really dont.

>>5479954
dunno. just do. endo says its abnormal but not unheard of.

>>5479969
Buying the biggest size of stuff isn't big enough? What about high top jeans to stop your midriff showing

File: afaggotinmycoat.jpg (259KB, 1000x855px) Image search: [Google]

259KB, 1000x855px

>>5479969
flecktarn desu senpai

>>5479968
congratulations on being a spineless fool I guess
now your mom's going to be pissed off that you lied to her when you come out, too

http://strawpoll.me/6426598
http://strawpoll.me/6426598
http://strawpoll.me/6426598

>>5479973
wait really two months? I thought it was ur first day or something
well then you must be doing SOMETHING wrong
I was able to hold it up after first week or so idk

maybe you'd have better luck with this guide if you haven't seen it
https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/

>>5479979
/fa/ pls cmere

>>5479985
kms

File: B000WZCNBC.01.lg.jpg (33KB, 300x413px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 300x413px

>>5479965
Tfw bondo doesn't make makeup

>>5479985
why is it even an issue, yeah stuff like that happens sometimes but it's no biggie, sex is pretty smelly and gross at the best of times, just laugh it off and carry on

>>5479974
Immediately after spiro, your adrenal glands are going to go nuts and try to make up for it. This shouldn't last more than a month or two.

>>5479996
this was after 6 months

>>5479996
>after spiro
After orchi

>>5479983
Yeah she's pretty angry rn that I got her concerned over nothing. At least I didn't have to deal with the embarrassment of coming out of the closet tho.

>>5479969
Kayla is that tall, and gets stuff on amazon

File: 1392246732565.gif (179KB, 388x640px) Image search: [Google]

179KB, 388x640px

>>5479908
This is like my second week of practice.
I've put it off until I'm at a point where I pass 100% of the time physically, but my voice ruins everything the moment I open it, so I'm desperate for progress.
>>5479949
I currently can;t raise it at all without swallowing.

>>5479969
>trouble finding stuff for 5'11 women
Do you live in North Korea or something?

>>5479990
but that's the thing, I can't even do Step 2 properly, when I swallow no matter how hard I consciously tense/contract every muscle in my neck/jaw area the larynx just slowly slides back down pretty much all the way instead of remaining at/near its peak height

>>5479969
>tfw 171cm
>Tfw lanky arms so I have trouble with long sleeve women's clothes

>>5480014
its just because i like oversized stuff, not many people make stuff that is baggy fitting for girl almost 6 feet tall...

>>5480008
Just fucking tell her, seriously, grow some balls or you'll end up a hon like me. Write it on paper if nothing else.

File: 22494.png (164KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

164KB, 400x400px

>>5479868

this.. How?
Also it always cracks and fades away ._.

>>5479778
https://clyp.it/0dnrqxud

>mfw finnish, look the same too

>tfw no qt trans gf

>>5480024
gtfo

>>5480020
>grow some balls
I already have and it ruined my life desu
>or you'll end up a hon like me
But I'm already on hrt.

File: parka.jpg (23KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 500x500px

>>5479969
>parka
I wore my gf's Adidas back to school parka and rlly loved it

not the most fem thing but was super comfy and I thought it was cute desu l-lol

>>5480015
well idk what to tell u am sorry : <
hope u find a solution tho

>>5480024
pls go

File: 2016-01-01_23-38-25.jpg (113KB, 408x550px) Image search: [Google]

113KB, 408x550px

>>5479979
nothing with fur on there that's just olive

i want something like this, minus all the dumb ass stitching everywhere on there.

>>5480022
niin söpö ääni ;__;

>>5480019
There is full figure women's clothing

>>5480030
Been wanting one of these

>>5480024
>tfw qt cis gf

File: 1364079948004.jpg (215KB, 555x555px) Image search: [Google]

215KB, 555x555px

>>5480031
no eikä oo, hölmö..

File: 1446513650863.png (112KB, 359x393px) Image search: [Google]

112KB, 359x393px

>>5480024
>>5480037
>tfw no qt bf

>hates guy who areint transgirls
>complains about no bf

PICK ONLY ONE

So is there an actual makeup *tutorial* that y'all recommend? The one in the OP is just a mish mosh of an imgur gallery.

File: confused.jpg (8KB, 294x172px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 294x172px

>>5479985
>you immediately notice the bad smell
b-but my farts don't smell bad because i don't eat meat?

File: niina22.jpg (92KB, 611x607px) Image search: [Google]

92KB, 611x607px

>>5480038
no oha.

>>5480043
fuck off chaser

>>5480043
>tfw no bf who is a transgirl

2 months on E tomorrow, growing bobs and I don't like red meat any more. Moving to the city in early Feb, hoping to go fulltime but I just don't know mang. Regardless, the city I'm going to is basically SJW/dirty hippies R us so I'll probably be fine. Getting all my clothes from a FTM friend of mine who was gonna donate all her lady stuff to a thrift shop.
The new year's looking up for me, how about you babes?
Pizza is love, pizza is life.

>>5480051
Aiii no sit se on just nii.
miks postaat mun pre hrt kuveja ? :"D

>>5480046
i bought a really nice book on it that helped me a lot, because im a nerd and read books to learn things. its called face forward, about 20 bucks, and while it didnt have an actual tutorial thing it helped me a lot with just learning about how makeup works and what you can do and such. i got that book and then went to an ulta beauty store after reading it to get my makeup done and asked the woman a ton of questions, and then she helped me buy stuff. that was about 40 bucks for the makeup though they took ten off since it was my fist time and the makeup i bought was another 30 bucks. as for free stuff online, i have no idea. i spent money because i couldnt find anything

File: Krepo.jpg (61KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 1280x720px

>>5479641
in feb 2011 you look like krepo and I can't get over it

File: 2016-01-01_23-53-49.jpg (80KB, 348x502px) Image search: [Google]

80KB, 348x502px

if anyone cares, i found a nice dkny parka that comes in plus sizes if you are tall, however i got the last 3x size one (the biggest one)

was only 99, this is what it looks like

File: kariii.jpg (37KB, 515x329px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 515x329px

>>5480057
ai oot noin söpö naamastakin? haist ny vittu

>>5479985
desu i'm not that fashionable.
>>5480030
you coud probably bleach and dye the flecktarn one. i know it looks really nice when black though. there is an olive drab one, but it was expensive in the milsurp store i went to and the /k/ommando store doesn't have it

File: 1451532699000.png (227KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

227KB, 500x500px

>tfw have to call and make an appointment for callen-lorde this month so i can get off self-medding
so much dread

File: hqdefault-2.jpg (10KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 480x360px

>>5480070
No niin no,
Ain ei mee tasan nallekarkit mut kato hei koit pärjäil

>>5480076
go to HEAT senpai, it's in bk, but they get you in quick, or at least they did for me.

File: 1449628761360.jpg (144KB, 585x469px) Image search: [Google]

144KB, 585x469px

>>5480083
b-but there's so many ethnic people there
also i've been to callen-lorde once so i'm already familiar with it

File: 1449614086845.gif (688KB, 286x310px) Image search: [Google]

688KB, 286x310px

>>5480024
>tfw no handsome scruffy bf

>>5480086
>b-but there's so many ethnic people
true desu. i'm like the only white kid in there. they're fast though, senpaitachi. i went to a few places before it, but ended up here because of the speed senpai.

>>5480102
>tfw ur scruffy and /fit/

>>5480068
that's still not me

>>5480046
practice + youtube. start small, focus on adding one product or thing to your face at a time. like, ex: i started by doing eyeliner, then foundation, mascara, lips, etc, etc. and now after like 8 months i can doing an ok full face of makeup with contour and blush and everything. still a noob at eyeshadow tho

>>5480110
eyeshadow SUCKS

>>5480105
prove it

File: frabz-is-dis-nigga-serious-0533fb.jpg (57KB, 600x352px) Image search: [Google]

57KB, 600x352px

>hanging out with a friend, playing battlefront & mtg
>no food in his apartment, so he, his girlfriend, and I went to the grocery store
>apparently it's spaghetti night and another friend is coming over
>he wanted to make chicken marinara so I kicked him out of his kitchen and made some real sauce for the chicken
>his girlfriend and our other friend spend all of dinner complementing my cooking
>he doesn't eat it because there's mushrooms in it

>>5480069
Found a down jacket in that length but it was one of those super light ones so kinda bum I passed

File: 10265482_1001416676563419_8106427802264217667_o.jpg (98KB, 1080x1080px) Image search: [Google]

98KB, 1080x1080px

>>5480113
desu senpai

>tfw you will never have hot steamy pizza sex with another transbian involving rubbing pizzas all over our bodies and eating them out
why live

File: The-Legend-of-Korra-Book-4-Episode-11-Recap-Kuviras-Gambit.png (272KB, 700x335px) Image search: [Google]

272KB, 700x335px

So I'm watching the gozilla nes creepypasta and I'm legit spooked. Am I a pussy?

>>5480114
to be fair
baby boomer "cooking" usually involves mushrooms that are just dumped in sauce without sauteeing them at all so you just have these off tasting weird slimy lumps strewn through the food, and people grow up thinking they hate mushrooms because they've never had one that was cooked properly

>>5480122
Those are some shiny glasses my friend

>>5480114
Yeah I live around at least four other people at all times now. I totally made the mistake of not asking about likes and dislikes.
I'm just used to only Yes Chef and I.
>tfw still miss her often

>>5480122
Cool, but that's not /fit/

>>5480069
hottest in the hobo fashion since 1995

>>5480122
wtf

>>5480125
yeh

>>5480122
Mirrored shades are sweet and all but
>beard has kind of a pube thing going on
>your mouth looks photoshopped
>you look like you have low self esteem and hate taking pictures of yourself (I know because I do the same thing)

>>5480130
you clearly don't know anything about actual fashion if you think a very basic parka is hobo core

File: 904f97de9deb0216a6bfc3a370a66d00.jpg (392KB, 800x1132px) Image search: [Google]

392KB, 800x1132px

>>5480114
What kind of person doesn't like mushrooms, seriously.

>>5480131
F-fuk u cookie :^(

File: kiwifuck.jpg (88KB, 1006x726px) Image search: [Google]

88KB, 1006x726px

>>5480086
>>5480076
>abusive masculine man roleplaying as a retarded barely functional anime girl again
lol

>>5480086
fuck off you racist piece of shit

File: 1423780946480.png (64KB, 254x254px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 254x254px

>>5480113
>eye shadow sucks
So true, who needs anything but liner and maybe mascara.

>>5480022
You sound like a weird boy tbhon

>>5480114
Yfw you ruined his dinner with friends.

Sounds rly good though!

>>5480134
me

>>5480136
pusc

>>5480138
>>5480140
p-pls no bully

File: dec31-15.jpg (46KB, 484x612px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 484x612px

>>5480138
why r u so mad senpai

>>5480143
yikes.....

>>5480143
Starting to look like joc

>>5480133
>abloobloo u dont know nothing bout akshul fashun UNLIKE MEEE

>>5480126
Well these got sauteed with the chicken without oil or butter so they weren't quite properly cooked but I didn't kick his girlfriend out of the kitchen until after she did that
>>5480128
I didn't ask anyone's preferences before I took over the kitchen, I just made the sauce not too strong
>>5480134
This asshole
>>5480141
No he pissed me off with his terrible opinions
But he did ask beforehand to have some chicken set aside if his girlfriend wanted to put mushrooms in it, so he had his chicken marinara like a little bitch

>>5480142
Its scary ok? bye

>>5480143
Qt ir just starting mones and its already softening ur face. Keep up the gud work fampai

>>5480148
I recommend hugs to Korra for cheer up purposes.

>>5480147
i mean you saying a very simple parka looks bad is like saying chinos look bad on guys

File: kiwi bored.png (202KB, 627x358px) Image search: [Google]

202KB, 627x358px

>>5480143
>posting the same angled image over and over again

>>5480149
bye ...... ; ~ ;

>>5480151
Tfw women's chinos make you look like a fuccboi

File: 1450995237926.png (254KB, 381x403px) Image search: [Google]

254KB, 381x403px

>>5480152
what angle are you even satisfied with
i could take an angle from the floor and you still would say angles lmao like don't be ridiculous

>>5480146
this. it's kinda ironic how they hated each other kiwi calling honcelyn an ugly big hon and now look at him turning to look exactly like our good old friend honcelyn

>>5480159
She's actually really pretty these days

File: screaming me.jpg (106KB, 2000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

106KB, 2000x1000px

>>5480142
Get out poopie! Easy mode passers like you are forbidden to post here.

Blah. Anyone not using orange or red as a base to neutralize the beard before foundation.
So many pictures with blue tones on the jawline.

>>5480163
Unless you see someone irl, it's all angles and lighting

>>5480165
Pls am ugly stop !!
Don't pass !!

>>5480143
nice beard shadow, hon

>friend told me i should dye my hair blue
>i told him i would do it
>really liked it at first
>starting to like it less and less and want my old just bleached hair back
>its semi permanent and im stuck with weird blue-greenish hair for like 2 months

why did i do it guys?

File: 1451201869339.jpg (537KB, 1650x1080px) Image search: [Google]

537KB, 1650x1080px

>>5480141
>Sounds rly good though!
I was very happy to discover they had a drawer full of dried spices, even if cheap ones like powdered ginger and garlic, dried chives (???), and some cayenne
Mixed in soy sauce, thickened with flour, get the chicken all rolled around in it
Threw in some broccoli slaw and let it steam for a bit, delicious
Like, when I'm on my own, I'm gonna take notes of all the different sauces I make and try to change it up frequently so it never gets boring
Just gonna have a big cooking notebook

>>5480172
hey me too
it was fun at the time and a good experience idk
hair grows back lol just try and have fun w/ it while you can

File: demanding kiwi.png (643KB, 980x1040px) Image search: [Google]

643KB, 980x1040px

>>5480158
go ahead and post a profile pic but i know you're too spineless to do that and instead come with a bullshit excuse or explanation that people are just jealous of your impeccable physical appearance lol

>>5480150
I just want to cook something that everybody loves instead of at least one person always having a gripe about it being too spicy
Like fuck, it's supposed to be spicy

>>5480163
>nigger hon hugboxing even worse hons than she is just to be popular here

>>5480179
she has posted a pic in profile and from the front

File: 1438962961842.png (284KB, 650x581px) Image search: [Google]

284KB, 650x581px

>>5480179
i'm not saying i'm perfect at all, i'm just happy from the results i'm getting
sorry that all hrt did for you is make you better at photoshopping other people because you're such a loser and have no life of your own
like when do you ever leave? i post at like 1 am and your still here making photoshops lol it's pathetic but i feel bad for you

>>5480182
Don't have to be a racist

File: 43.png (1MB, 1071x946px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1071x946px

>>5480150
Every night I see you posting night Im gonna think to myself, "phew, she survived another night unarmed in the south."

>>5480158
These are the same people that say I look like a hon, they're just trolling faggots don't listen to them.

>>5480165
>Tfw this is why I don't go to trans support groups anymore

>>5480167
Any compliment you get is hugboxing
Any person properly gendering you is just being polite

>>5480179
Idk what ur beef is against kiwi but enough is enough ur shitting up the thread far more than she ever could. Plus its not funny or amusing at all cuz u repost the same exact images and use the exact same insults every time

>>5480181
Sounds like he has shit taste desu cuz that sounds tasty

>>5480182
I'm not popular at all tho why are you so bitter and hateful? U must be a real unpleasant person to be around irl

>>5480187
but black people are gross

>TFW I can maintain a girlish voice, but only if I speak in a fake British accent.

Is it worth it?

File: 2016-01-02_00-37-39.jpg (25KB, 232x149px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 232x149px

>>5480177
yeah but my hair is naturally a really dark brown, and i like it just bleached to a very pale yellow. i'm worried that the blue might not fade all the way and i won't be able to get it back to the pale yellow without having to cut my hair short and pretend to be a guy again until i can bleach it out again.

this is what it looks like now lmao

File: patient kiwi.png (1MB, 1000x1414px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1000x1414px

>>5480186
yeah yeah yeah cut the crap hon and post an angle pic i can be satisfied with for once

i am waiting

File: 200_s.gif (41KB, 356x200px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 356x200px

>>5479985
seriously who are you and why do you keep doin this
>>5479969
there are like online stores but its so annoying since they dont have everything you would like
>>5480022
what a mongo language lol
voice sounds kinda really cute tho
>>5480056
end of blog post?
>>5480068
she kinda does huh. wow we got famous peeps here
>>5480152
that angle isnt so flattering tbhon
>>5480182
just wow


Morning mtfg. How are things?

>>5480195
what kind of british accent? there's more than one

>>5480196
>yeah but my hair is naturally a really dark brown, and i like >it just bleached to a very pale yellow

@____@ are you me
that's what I did but I dyed it back to brown recently lol

Honestly I think it looks really cool like that l-lol
you can always go plat or grey when it fades

File: smug kiwi.jpg (58KB, 641x575px) Image search: [Google]

58KB, 641x575px

>>5480186

>>5480205
reminder that all anime posters are ugly

>>5480192
Haha thanks for worrying about me. But praying works apparently. I haven't so much as gotten a rude comment. Indonget compliments fairly often strangely enough

>>5480196
Tbdesu it looks cool like that

>>5480194
And why do you think that? There is nothing wrong with black ppl

File: d44177edeb1241ef8423e126215b88ab.jpg (130KB, 1108x1700px) Image search: [Google]

130KB, 1108x1700px

>>5480196
You might as well get some red contact lenses while you're at it.

>>5480194
You should get out more, I've met some good hearted souls that are funny Af, and lots of style too

File: 49 (2).png (1004KB, 1200x914px) Image search: [Google]

1004KB, 1200x914px

>>5480172
I'm gonna dye my hair red in a few months, I dunno why you would ever dye your hair an unnatural color.

>>5480182
Shutup, faggot.

>>5480193
He's just some trolling faggot.

>>5480195
No.

>>5480193
He's a bitch and he needs to lose weight and even with all the powdered spices with their crazy salts I put in the sauce I'm 100% sure it was healthier than his bargain bin marinara sauce

>>5480209
waahh ; ~ ;

>>5480213
>>5480196
this desu
be my waifu l-lol thnx

>>5480192
>every compliment is hugboxing
>this
>let someone do my brows
>fuuuuckedup.jpg
>others say its nice
>asked the adorable twink boy who just came into the room

You look cute for a dyke.

Yes! Honesty! Thank you twink!

File: animepros.jpg (26KB, 550x450px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 550x450px

>>5480209

I am surprised you are surprised.

File: 2016-01-02_00-44-33.jpg (20KB, 183x134px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 183x134px

>>5480202
>>5480211
this is another picture of it with different lighting. it looks almost green in certain places. i don't have any other pictures though.

yeah i do like plat so i might just do that

>>5480213
holy FUCK i didn't realize this now i actually feel bad

>>5480216
>why would someone do something i wouldn't ever do?????

>>5480217
He might have been jealous since urs came out so much better

>>5480198
are you Oscar Isaac? if so come and see me

File: 1445743766696.png (76KB, 255x454px) Image search: [Google]

76KB, 255x454px

>>5480198
i don't have to appease you, you're a loser and have the mind 13 year old /b/-tier troll
honestly when i was in the pics you keep posting of before i lost weight and before i started hrt, i could have never gotten kissed by a boy, i could have never felt comfortable in my own skin, i know i was a wreck but i've changed
posting old pictures of me doesn't get to me at all, i have a workable frame and i have enough motivation to not just "let hrt do all the work", i'm setting up appointments, i've been talking to my brother's ex cis gf and she's coming over to help me with makeup next week, i'm making progress like you're shitposting about me while i'm getting my life together
you're wasting your time, get a life for real

>>5480229
or he just doesn't like mushrooms tbqh

>>5480227
ooh yeah that looks more blue
honestly I think it still looks nice
plat is really cool and would be easy to lift your hair to that color I'd go for it desu

>>5480229
Nah he's just a bitch who I can't explain why we're friends
We fight a lot, although less than in elementary school, and certainly less violently

i wish i could put all germans in a concentration camp and gas them all starting with lala larry, moap, peepeenchan and others

>>5480211
Personal preference

>>5480215
I said gross not aren't nice or funny

>>5480193
>she thinks i am the only one who posts those fakes
fyi i didn't even make those, i just repost them

>>5480238
Like just Germany Germans or would you kill me too for being half German?

File: 9a65bbac85ce7468c9a230920497885c.jpg (107KB, 1181x1748px) Image search: [Google]

107KB, 1181x1748px

>>5480209
We're beautiful on the inside. ;_;

File: animepros.jpg (56KB, 891x739px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 891x739px

>>5480234
>le smug animu girl is all going out!

File: 1382668343512.gif (319KB, 480x219px) Image search: [Google]

319KB, 480x219px

>>5480234
hi kiwi, how are things going with that boy that kissed you?
have you hung out and [spoiler]held hands[/spoiler] yet?

>>5480246
Have you seen the insides of a person? It's icky.

>>5480245
every german, even mischlings tbhon

File: 1451365097183.jpg (191KB, 796x718px) Image search: [Google]

191KB, 796x718px

>>5480247
ok, stick to your new years resolution and kill yourself
>>5480248
we haven't hung out since like 3 or 4 days ago and i haven't gotten the courage to text him cause i don't know when his girlfriend's around and stuf but i'm pretty sure he's coming to the store on wednesday

File: 1252080350153.jpg (17KB, 700x582px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 700x582px

i miss sheen

File: 3680ef3a878b09d4d929e09cd7e694fa.jpg (75KB, 750x563px) Image search: [Google]

75KB, 750x563px

>>5480252
The bones are pretty at least.

>>5480234
Eh don't let them rile you up, sounds like you've got you're shit together.

>>5480252
But.. organs are cool.

>>5480253
Yay I get to die

>>5480258
but skeletons are spooky! toot toot

>>5480259
I think you'll find organs are usually.... warm :DDDDDDDD

File: i ink i'm going to vomit.jpg (59KB, 680x680px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 680x680px

>>5480258
That's just disorienting

File: laughing shy girl.jpg (6KB, 275x183px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 275x183px

>>5480234

>when a certified weeaboo with the history of creepy r9k behavior and clinginess tells anyone to "get a life"
Comedy gold

>>5480252
It's amazing how everything works together

>>5480261
Uggghhhh that joke almost physically hurt me =P

>>5480266
Isn't Biology amazing! Everything is so awesome.

>>5479880
>mfw I'm traveling the world at 21, lived in 5 states in the last 3 years
>mfw I post on /lgbt/

do I possibly know you somehow?

File: 70 (2).png (1MB, 823x922px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 823x922px

>>5480199
Pretty awesome just got done spending the day with my boyfriend.

>>5480209
Except me. I'm the princess.

>>5480221
There was another one that I forgot

>>5480227
Might as well buy the schoolgirl outfit on top of the contacts and come with my and boyfriend to conventions.

>>5480255
Dont try for a guy with a girlfriend, Ive been there and done that, he's not gonna leave her for you. I guess if you know that and have accepted it already then eh.

>>5480272
I made you that princess, I can take it away again.

>>5480272
who are all ur screencaps from the movies

>>5480256
Me too, I hope shes ok.

>>5480272
moap have you been banned for Avatarfagging yet

no hate, just curious. I got a three day can once for posting two pictures of Rei in a row, I'd be shocked if it hasn't happened to you yet.

File: 1450050321716.jpg (68KB, 684x720px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 684x720px

>>5480264
>people can't change
>the world stays the same
>people don't go through phases in life
do you not realize how dumb you sound? not to mention hrt changes a lot mentally in case you're not trans and didn't know, also i've never even been to r9k until my picture started showing up there like a month ago and the people who post there are disgusting
>>5480272
yea i know that, i'm not really getting romantically involved, but the unexpected kisses and getting like dommed is nice and i welcome it, i'm not worried about getting in a relationship with him but it's just a bit of physical excitement i've been looking for in life lately
plus he's really cute so it's an ego boost too

>getting close to 6 months
>still just look like a man

is hrt a trick? maybe I need a higher dose

File: kiwi's latest pic.jpg (56KB, 556x559px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 556x559px

>>5480255
>oh no my pathetic attempt at debasing the opposition while looking like a victim all along didn't work, i'll just tell them to kill themselves, yeah that should lend me many sympathy points
david, get your act together you passive aggressive psychopath

>>5480286
u look qt tho

fun fact about human psychology: just like passers will only defend other passers, hons will defend other hons

File: 1444794641045.png (230KB, 311x560px) Image search: [Google]

230KB, 311x560px

>>5480287
>"le smug animu girl is all going out!" as a reply to a lengthily worded post
>opposition
you gave a shallow response so i gave a shallow answer
if you just want to shoot blanks all night i'm not gonna waste my time replying in length or explanation
you should kill yourself already, idk what you're waiting for honestly, everyone here would love it if you were wiped off the face of the earth

File: image.jpg (95KB, 720x720px) Image search: [Google]

95KB, 720x720px

>>5480294
W-what if I defend passers and hons? Does that mean I'm both?

>>5480286
I'm at 5 months and none of the people I was hanging out with this evening said anything at all, even though it's getting easier and easier to make my Bestfriend get all flustered

File: smug4.jpg (39KB, 467x433px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 467x433px

>>5480294
y do the passers defend me then
checkmate

>>5480302
the fabled passing hon, I could believe their existence

>>5480305
they don't know the true extent of how ugly you really are :^)

>>5480311
no1 does
besides me
and anyone who's seen me lol

File: 1445524987421.png (59KB, 194x186px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 194x186px

>>5480305
>>5480313
shut up pookie ure cute

>>5480294
But nobody defends me except sometimes Circé

>>5480314
uhmm
no u
pls

File: obama-laughing-at-the-joke.jpg (52KB, 680x365px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 680x365px

>>5480285

>I was a creepy guy before and I almost made a trans woman to suck my penis against her will but HRT nullifies that you dumbfuck, how dare u [offended anime gurl but rlly just tsundere xd xd xd.jpg]
You sad, sad little man. Go smash some random buttons together maybe put some wobwob beat to it and sell it to Guetta or something because this is too much for one night.

>>5480315
maybe you don't need defending

File: ugly me in my messy room.jpg (925KB, 2988x5312px) Image search: [Google]

925KB, 2988x5312px

>four inches until I hit classic length

i don't think I can go that long guys :_:

is it too much to ask for to be able to sit on my hair?


Maybe once I hit classic length I can pass.

>>5480318
ok enjoy ur nite jocelyn hope u feel better 2morro

>>5480319
I do tend to try to stay out of trouble

File: 31868771.jpg (318KB, 640x800px) Image search: [Google]

318KB, 640x800px

>>5480274
Please don't D:

>>5480275
The character is Asuka, I took most of them.

>>5480278
I've literally been avatarfagging and tripfagging before /mtfg/ was even a board, I've been tripfagging and avatarfagging before I even came out as trans. I had to stop doing it on /mtfg/ because the mods hated me. I do avatar as Asuka a lot though on other boards still.
Yeah, I've been banned a few times for it, they'd have to ban half of the posters here though so I can get away with it in /mtfg/.

>>5480285
Eh I guess that's true, I just always want more.

>>5480286
I looked like a man until like over a year on HRT. Estrogen works slow.

>>5480296
Kiwi stop feeding the faggots.

File: smugbrows.jpg (7KB, 214x189px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 214x189px

>>5480305
don't make me send you a really long hateful crass reply to you

>>5480302
you are just retarded, jormy which means the female hormones must be working

>>5480321
Did you cut it? You've been growing it forever, I think mine's nearly caught up with yours now.

File: 1444195093029.png (982KB, 561x1148px) Image search: [Google]

982KB, 561x1148px

>>5480317
no u fampai
>>5480325
it's funny though
ok i'll stop taking the bait sorry

>>5480325
>I looked like a man until like over a year on HRT. Estrogen works slow.
>tfw you looked like a man when you started
>tfw you look like a man with tits now

>>5480296
oh poor baby, no one took your whiny reply where you emulated dollface word for word seriously. have mercy on this poor soul everyone

File: kagura7.jpg (128KB, 1200x867px) Image search: [Google]

128KB, 1200x867px

>>5480325
oops meant to say why
movies suck imo take some from the real show : ^ )

>>5480326
do it
or I cry
((alrdy am))

>>5480321
I've always loved ur hair Melly
I remember looking at mtfg in like 2014 mayb and seeing ur hair and thinking "wow I want that 1 day" lol

>Maybe once I hit classic length I can pass.
alrdy do imo
dno abt that dress tho desu ....

>>5480330
o-ok

>>5480305
um, but this man >>5480314, a hon, defends you which means you are in the right group
sorry

>>5480343
but she's a qt
I do deserve hon group tho u are correct

>>5480321
nice bodybuilder arms. u lift bro? jelly of ur gains

>>5480346
>she
oh boy here we go again

File: 20151221_114555(1).jpg (27KB, 360x640px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 360x640px

>>5480328
I cut it a few times, but I am not going to cut it until I hit classic length and show it off. I need to lose more weight. If I were to use a flat iron It would be a tad longer too. It is long enough that I can wrap the front part around my gt while sitting in the shower.

>>5480342
thanks I guess. I want to get it styled but I got a feeling they will take more off than I want. I am going to go for being able to sit on it again before I cut it. Still it is getting insane in terms of length because i can no longer braid it on my own without it getting all weird. I can do a three strand braid still but french is out of the question unless someone does it for me. But yeah I don't pass and the dress makes me look old lady like imo. I

>>5480347
yeah that is a bad angle and they are not that big irl but they are still pretty bad. I been losing weight and it has been working. Like today I ate nothing but ibuprofen and cough medicine, but my wisdom tooth is growing in and I can't really chew....

>>5480321
>>5480354

pretty

>>5480114
>>he doesn't eat it because there's mushrooms in it

some mushrooms taste awful if cooked though and are better served raw

>>5480354
if it's any consolation i am skinny but my arms have to be as fat as yours lmao also i have really fat thighs and a big butt but my chest is holocaust survivor bony yo

bodies are fucked up

>>5480360
hey ur not an annie mouse!
reveal urself imposter

File: 1445529977839.png (173KB, 500x458px) Image search: [Google]

173KB, 500x458px

everyone post what you're groovin to 2nite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7UGSdHo3wQ

>>5480363
mushrooms always taste better cooked

Mario maker is amazing ~ I'm playing the megaman 1 recreated stages

>>5480363
He's just a bitch who wouldn't know real food if it punched his dumb face in

>>5480368
you're the fake

File: kagura3.jpg (923KB, 988x1200px) Image search: [Google]

923KB, 988x1200px

>>5480371
uhmm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmFR1xZGDl4&list=PLA9U5dhA2OHJcEX1jfqiLmZhwG9UbJZ2c&index=2

not v groovy tbqh......

>>5480373
yeh I wish I had a wii u to play it looks rlly fun ; _ ;

>>5480376
>>5480368
omng o-o

>>5480376
no, ur the faker

>>5480380
Faker fake

>>5480327
Well that's a relief

OH MY GOD IT'S 2016

>>5480373
my friend, its all about splatoon...

>>5480386
oh yeah

>>5480364
lol

yeah my body is weird too. I really want to go out and excises but I am so sick and my mouth hurts. If I had a bf he would be pissed off because it hurts to stick anything in my mouth. It is getting better though. My mouth was big enough for the other three so chances are it will be fine. After a few days. Hopefully I can go to portland still and not stay home and get a root canal.

>>5480371
https://youtu.be/Ni3o1F1NylE

I am not normally not a fan of dubstep, but melodic has a soft spot in my heart.

File: champinjoner.jpg (67KB, 500x333px) Image search: [Google]

67KB, 500x333px

>>5480372
I stand by my point, this type will always taste better raw

>>5480374
that to

I bet he doesn't like any kind of mushroom dish

File: 1348281876142.jpg (203KB, 920x1280px) Image search: [Google]

203KB, 920x1280px

>>5480327
Haven't you heard whore anon? All women are whores I guess.

>>5480330
Only you can prevent faggot shitposters!

>>5480336
>tfw when you look like a grill to the point that even /pol/ is kinda alright with you
Might also be because I'm a pureblood.

>>5480342
The first movie is alright, I just watched it again with my bf earlier tonight. The done fucked it up in the next two, though. At least they're pretty!

>>5480363
Did somebody say mushrooms?!?

>>5480376
Get a trip.

>>5480386
Yeah! Where is our amazing medical and technological advances?

>>5480402
But sauteed in a little butter and some spices, how can you not love that.

>>5480378
Buy a Wii u pleb (I need to also im just playing it at a friends house)

>>5480391
Ive heard gud stuff about it tbdesu

>>5480413
Why do you have to defile the tastes which nature has given to us in pure perfection?

>>5480408
Yeh they are pretty
((rei is especially pretty desu.....))

>>5480415
I have no money ; ~ ;

>>5480408
i wish i could punch your face in you ugly german mutt

fuck me

>>5480419
mushrooms taste better cooked, fact

File: A0jPpO0.gif (855KB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google]

855KB, 500x281px

>Friend sees that I bought Life is Strange
>Tells me that I probably wont like it because its high school girl drama bs
>Tell him thats fine because I'm a high school girl at heart
>mfw he thought I was joking

>>5480425
uhmm nty

>>5480422
Y not?

>>5480431
blashpemy