/mtfg/ transgirl general

lesbians are cute but boys are cuter!

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>>5481276
Like real lesbians?

hey there wow

>>5481281
But kissing girls is nicer

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Good morning
>that no bf feel tho

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Anyone here ever have any good interactions with cis girl lesbians? I ask because I dont think such a thing is possible.

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tfw mtfg will always be the same old boring shit

>tfw you dont want to be trans but you still want squishy tits so you can be a more convincing crossdresser

>>5481298
Just get a pair of cutlets.

>>5481276
there's been so many of these editions recently that it kinda drives home how redundant /tlg/ is

>>5481285
hey, woah there, good morning

>>5481292
sure, realize that lgbt and lesgen are over-representitive of terfs and some other stuff

>>5481297
thanks for doing ur part :^)

>>5481298
if it's just for crossdressing there's falsies and stuff, sounds like u might just be making an excuse

>>5481303
yikes! its cold

is /mtfg/ /tlg/ now

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>>5481303
Well I could always troll but I'll let the miserable people do that

fetishistic straight guys pls go back to tlg

>>5481301
>>5481303
Yeah but I kind of want to feel them too which is the problem. =/

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>>5481306
No, men are gr8. Pic related

>>5481305
yeah it finally rlly got cold and snowy here right after christmas

>>5481306
there's always been significant cross-over and /tlg/ is more just people who don't like mtfg for drama or whateves reason, they're actually mostly bi like here and one regular is even married to a guy

>>5481306
>>5481308
Salty chasers pls go

>>5481312
Isnt that the CIA guy from batman?

>>5481307
how kind and considerate of u, it's rlly all they have

>>5481310
yeah cus ur probably a tranny and trying to make excuses and justifications cus being a tranny sucks

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>>5481310
Well you are shit out of luck. It's whoremones or bust. But don't feel too bad. I think that the tranny life cycle goes something like:
femboy ->crossdresser -> trap -> full blown tranny. You are well on your way.

>>5481316
I almost forgot.
Happy New Year Eri.

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>>5481308
Sounds like you need to take your AAs

>>5481316
Thanks baby ;)

>>5481292
It is possible, but i don't think it's too common. Gf is trans and she says she's been with a number of cis lesbos before. Apparently I'm the first trans girl she's ever dated.

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>>5481284
just lesbians, cis or trans who dont look like hons.

>>5481312
I prefer big guys

whys it so fucking hard to fidn any real resources for speech therapy? i jsut want an app or software or something to see my pitch or some exercises or just anytihng really. the pastebin in the op doesnt help

>>5481318
>>5481316
Thanks for the encouragement girls, lol ;)

Seriously though if someone made a pair of fake tits which you could feel like real tits (like some sort of advanced prosthetic) it would completely solve my problem.

>>5481314
wut do u have against innocent hard-working salt of the earth dickgirl farmers?

>>5481319
happy new-year anon! I hope the new year is better for u than the old and u accomplish all that u want to

Wheres caddy ?

>>5481335
>if someone could make girl-prosthetics that u can feel and are basically real but u can take them of so u don't have to live with the consequences that would solve my problems
I'm rlly not doing the meme of "everyone is a tranny, get on hrt now" but u seriously sound like ur repressing stuff and making excuses

>>5481336
Same for you Eri.

>>5481338
She lives in all of our hearts now ;_;

>>5481329
But that would exclude butch dykes.

>>5481335
AGP AGP AGP AGP

>>5481329
>who dont look like hons.
Dang rude

>>5481346
Why doesnt she post anymore ? ;(

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This is an edition I can get behind.

>>5481360
Because this place is toxic and like anyone sweet and innocent, mean and rude anons chased her away

>>5481365
Oh yeah you are from that island Lesbos.

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>>5481373
Yup, I'm the OG lesbean of /mtfgay/.

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>>5481366
This
Just bitter hons who get mad

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>>5481377
We know bb

G'mornin mtfg! ^-^ how are you girls?

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>>5481276
>lesbians edition

Pig fucking disgusting

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But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.

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>>5481382
Surprisingly that pic kinda looks like me and my gf.

I'm taller (with long dark hair) so naturally the big spoon and she has short red hair.

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>>5481385
Lying in a bathtub

>>5481390
Lol really Angie?

>>5481389
I couldn't handle always being big spoon because I always want to be small spoon >.>

>>5481395
>Tfw always stuck being the big spoon cause tall

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>>5481393
Yep
It's bath time and what better way to use my time by taking a bath and shitposting at the same time

>>5481387
tell me the one about the brothers I like that one

>>5481386
>I'm mad! mad about lesbians!

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>>5481395
Yeah shit's awful sometimes. Thanks for ruining spooning dysphoria!

>>5481387
>le jewish criminal meme

>>5481402
iktf

>>5481382
Maddie what trip do you want to kiss The most? (On the lips)

>>5481402
>tfw

>tfw face is too manly to ever pass and you need surgery

Time to embrace neet boy with boobs life

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>>5481420
They probably already know ._.;;;

>>5481417
and the dorritos will become his flesh and and the mountain dew his blood

>>5481429
Who though?

>>5481341
In the end I just want to feel happy without alienating everyone, which sadly means ATM to just be a guy with a trappy crossdressing fetish. ;(

I wish I could be as determined as you girls but going the whole way without support is too much for me.

Who knows, maybe i'll say screw it and become a hon when i'm 50!

>>5481431
Anon p-pls...our love is forbidden

>lesbian edition
>again

How to deal with dysphoria when forced to live as boy because manly genes too strong?

>>5481441
Focus completely on repressing it. It's going to make a man out of you.

>>5481441
Self med in secret

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Night /mtfg/

>>5481447
Gn m8

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>>5481447
Nite fellow patriot.

>>5481436
I need to know for shipping purposes though.

>>5481447
Good night.

>>5481444
How? It only works when im very focused on escapism

>>5481446
Why?
My problem is just that I cant go fulltime without looking like an old hon or even worse

>>5481433
the people who rlly care about u and matter will try to understand and accept u, is it rlly worth it to live the rest of ur live miserable till ur 50 and wonder what could have been?

>>5481439
yeah like I wish we could get some fashion editions or something, tho the editions don't rlly seem to matter as much as tehy used to

Bleh how did you girls deal with early transition when u weren't feeling cute at all? I'm feeling less chipper than usual this mornin ʕ ಡ ﹏ ಡ ʔ

>>5481461
Iktf. I can only hope by puttin in alotta work and hormones helping my unfortunate face a bit that I can at least be andro.

>>5481461
so wait until hrt improves you a bit then work on passing?

>>5481468
Ive been on hrt for 3 years lol
Would need surgery to ever have a chance at passing

>friend that has been on hrt a month longer than me and already looks flawlessly cis posts a new photo of themselves
Uuugh, how disheartening. I generally try not to compare myself to other people because I know i look like shit but the fact I know this person irl just makes it more real. Just fug.

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How does this make you feel Kayla? :3

>>5481465
Idk i think the lesbian priority in mtfg is just upsetting me more than usual

>>5481465
Sure girl, but with this sort of thing I also want to be sure I 100% *permanently* want this before I consider going full steam with it.

Which is why I will just keep playing around for now. ;)

>>5481475
idk grow your hair out more then

>>5481418
is that kiwi?

>>5481485
y?
mtfg is mostly bi tho the incestuous flirting and yuri posting does get a bit much, it's not rlly that different from pre-cum soaked penis and chaser flirting posting tho

>>5481486
or u could actually see a specialist instead of "playing around" till, again, u wind up miserable at 50 wondering what could have been

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>>5481489
Having fun posting pics of others, honny?

>>5481503
That's anna like 2+ years ago

>>5481485
good

>>5481504
There's no real guarantee a specialist would help and I'd be in an even worse position because I havent fully tested the waters so to speak. So like the specialist would be like "Why do you want to be a girl" and i'd be like "Uuuh dunno /mtfg/ told me I should do it before I become a hon" instead of "After much consideration I feel more comfortable with being a girl so i'd like to officially transition FULL TIME BABY"

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evening /mtfg/ how is everyone? How do I get good at videogames?

>>5481504
Well thats exactly my point. Theres no more lesbians in mtfg than any other sexuality, but all we ever hear about is lesbian shit. Its an overwhelming minority. Aside from edie, we never hear straight shit. Idk Its not really a big deal. I'm probably just frustrated to be frustrated.

>>5481528
Become a hon
Lose all social life
Play a lot of vidya

>>5481528
start early like ElfGinger

Good morning lovelies.
Today I start my real fast. I ain't eating a calorie till I can squeeze into my moms size 8 dress she gave me.

>>5481484
fucking amateur

>>5481500
But I already have shoulder lenght hair and flat bangs to hide my gross forehead

My face is the problem :-;

>>5481528
Lose all your friends and play every hour youre awake

>>5481547
can you just starve to death instead?

>>5481537
why are you implying j.me has to "become" a hon? she's already there.

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>>5481547

>>5481551
>can you just starve to death instead?
I plan on it.

>>5481557
what a cute book, whats it about?

>>5481357
sorry hon, but no one likes a hon (except other hons).

>>5481489
those hands and feet! yikes!

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>>5481561

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I see
It's just miserable hour for some anons.

>>5481528
>How do I get good at videogames?
You dont, girls cant vidya.

>>5481566
Do you like
Penis
on your
Girls?

>>5481566
I don't like it on my toothbrush but I can see myself putting a mans cock on a bun, covering it with ketchup and then eating the bun from around his penis as I give him the best oral on earth.

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>>5481571

>tfw no idea how I was able to delude myself into thinking my face was okay
;-;

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>>5481551
rewd

>>5481569
double rewd

>>5481574
Dont be that dumb bitch that keeps her ketchup and bread in the fridge then cause I can already see the problems coming from a mile away here.

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>>5481586

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>>5481585
>double rewd
I'm not rood it's just the truth, white men cant jump, women cant vidya and niggers cant get jobs, its how the world works.

Who virgin here?

>>5481581
This is basically me all the time, not sure what I'm going to do now, I'm too weak to go full time whilst saving up to afford surgery

hugboxers make me feel like I'm going crazy

>>5481589
I stopped using ketchup a long time ago actually, not for any diet reasons but I just felt like it was drowning out the taste of just about anything.

Get some real fucking sauces, ketchup is so shit tier.

>>5481581
How bad is it? Show us.

>>5481585
Being nice is for losers. That's why you have no friends.

>>5481586
I put my bread in a bread box. If you keep bread out of light it won't get mold. Also yeah I put my ketchup in the fridge. I like it cold.

>>5481593
is bbq sauce good?

>>5481592
Same except ill never be able to get the surgery I need

Boy life ;-;

>>5481598
Only if its mustard based

>>5481515
>There's no real guarantee a specialist would help
that's true of almost any issue, there's no guarantee in medicine or life but specialists can be better equipped and informed to help and it's better than doing nothing, or do u take that stance with all medical issues?
>I'd be in an even worse position
how? right now ur unsure and planning to repress indefinitely maybe till ur 50, u don't need to "test the waters" or whatever first, the specialists are there and trained to try to help people figure stuff out from the very beginning even with like trans kids or people in denial
>i'd be like "Uuuh dunno /mtfg/ told me I should do it before I become a hon"
or u could actually talk about how u feel like the stuff u said in >>5481486 and >>5481433
u seem to think that u have to have it all figured out before u talk to a professional but rlly it's the opposite, they're supposed to help u figure stuff out

>>5481534
>Theres no more lesbians in mtfg than any other sexuality
yeah like I said most people here are bi
>but all we ever hear about is lesbian shit
except that bi people can talk about being attracted to the same sex too, bi people aren't half straight and half gay, they're bi
like I said the incestuous flirting does get a bit much but it's just the result of there being mostly girls here who can be attracted to eachother combined with most ppl here having trouble finding partners irl, there's been more straight flirting in the past when chasers were more active but chasers usually end up being creepy assholes and get chased out or they find someone and leave

if u wanna talk about straight stuff more then do it, complaining about other people talking about their attractions and stuff because u want more that matches ur own is just kinda petty

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>>5481590
There are exceptions to most rules though.

>>5481596
That's wrong though. What made you so bitter and hateful anon?

>>5481489
Maddie is 50 years old?

>>5481613
You're the only bitter person here, hon. Stop projecting on everyone.

>>5481550
what's wrong with your face?

>>5481593
>ketchup is so shit tier
fucking filtered

how many of you pass

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>>5481613
She forget her AAs this morning

>>5481611
Like i said i think I'm overreacting. Also
>talking about str8 stuff
>last three romantic physical interactions have been with girls

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>>5481624
you don't like ketchup? how dare you to dislike sa condiment i use as a clutch in social situations?

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>>5481597
>Also yeah I put my ketchup in the fridge. I like it cold.
Just make the man a hotdog and suck his dick while he eats, stop wasting bread and ketchup.
>>5481598
Sweden doesn't have as much variety on the shelves of our grocery stores like in the USA, I think there's like one brand of BBQ sauce if any on average in Swedish stores. Shitty socialist country that puts up tradewalls to make sure our stores are miserable and expensive. But yeah, I have tried Sweet baby rays BBQ sauce and its pretty delicious. The one made out of brown sugar or some shit, cant remember.
>>5481613
>There are exceptions to most rules though.
Fair enough, maybe the secret to being good at games comes from a mans dong, did any of you gals notice a decline in gaming proficiency after getting SRS? I think we might be onto something here.
>>5481624
It's just some crappy commercial tomato paste loaded with sugar that drenches the taste of everything it touches.

>>5481631
wow that pic looks so much cooler in b/w, straight out of an old japanese film.

>>5481633
Cartman can we cuddle? :3

>>5481629
lol yeah so ur not rlly even in a position to complain about lack of straight posts
I totally agree that some of it gets a little ridiculous tho

tbqh tho I'd kinda prefer more conversations about stuff completely separate from
>tfwnogf/bf
and related stuff

you're all beautiful girls!

>>5481595
Its pretty bad, I look like a 35 years old man

>>5481620
>huge chin and jaw
>caveman brow
>ugly nose
>manly lips
>manly eyes
>big manly ears
>manly eyes

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>>5481631
That pic is 3 years old now.
want to use a boy mode pic to insult me? use this

>>5481633
plebeian

>>5481639
Yeah Kyler starring in the Seven Trannies.

>>5481648
I'm not tho

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>>5481648
I'm really not
not in any way

>>5481633
well is bbq as big a thing there? supply vaguely meets demand
>Sweet baby ray
lol that's the stuff my dad loves and always uses, it's way too sweet tho, pretty entry-level sauce
my partner and I just make our own suited to whateves we're cooking

>>5481652
you look like a histrionic faggot that you are

>Decent makeup
>No body hair
>Clothes looking good
>beard shadow still visible straight after shaving
fuck everything

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These threads used to be enjoyable

>>5481651
it's easy to pick out imperfections, truth is passing is a lot different to being pretty, try looking at some less than perfect women. Dysphoria is probably augmenting how you think of yourself too.

>>5481666
>beard shadow still visible straight after shaving
i know that feel too, Satan

>>5481671
>everything used to be better back in the day!

>>5481666
>shaving
found your problem

also, nice trips

>>5481671
I don't know if they did but it used to be a different, more noble kind of pain at least.

>>5481666
>beard shadow still visible straight after shaving
get electrolysis

>>5481671
having been on this board since literally day one I can say with authority that no they did not

me like da trans grills so beutiful <3

heyyyyyy

>>5481680
don't you miss the old guard even a little bit?

>>5481652
did you steal a pic of an ftm?

>>5481685
>>5481418

>>5481674
Im just hyper masculine though and I think its not just dyphoria.

I really really do look like a man no matter what I do

I can't even process the dreams I just had
Fulla nonsense and shifting

>>5481686
not really
honestly I've forgotten about most of them

>>5481698
What was it about? Usually my dreams play out like linear movies

>>5481695
some women look like men, you just do what you can do, trust me it'll be easier to pass than you think

>>5481701
who do we talk about trans shit to now though? these guys just want to talk about how they're balls deep in their girlfriends.

>>5481709
I've made lots of online trans girl friends over these past years to talk to

>>5481685
hoooo

>>5481709
>these guys just want to talk about how they're balls deep in their girlfriends

I didn't realize santa was a troll

No agp pls. I like other males. A cute guy, or maybe an androgynous transgirl would be nice.

>>5481709
I look like the guy from wolfenstein and im 5'10"

Passing is impossible and everyone who isnt a hugboxer told me I need surgery

>>5481712
shit I wish I did that

>>5481718
this thread is literally a lesbian edition

I probably wouldn't be too crazy about the sex but I'd date another transgirl for sure desu

>>5481719
>maybe an androgynous transgirl
you're not being straight right
BIG BURLY MEN

>>5481724
I guess you need surgery then

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>>5481724
Nothing wrong with height

>>5481728
It sucks cause neither of you can cum but it's great cause you're both going though a lot of the same stuff

>>5481724
5'10" isn't rlly a barrier to passing
tbqh I'd like some surgery on my face to be fully comfortable with myself

>>5481725
yeah cus that's so much worse than precum soaked dick editions and totally necessitates using your stuff

>>5481732
It doesn't matter, they're cis and you're an obvious tranny

I'd give anything to suck Kayla's Miss Cock

>>5481732
It is with this face, no idea why i became so hyper masculine ;-;

>>5481725
>>5481709
pretty sure most ppl had girlfriends back then ...

it's really as ironic as "I miss ufufu, all we have now are anime posting transbians" comments desu

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>>5481735
I miss precum soaked dick editions

>>5481738
Carmen Carerra isn't cis

Continue to troll if you'd like, but at the very least, please check your facts

>go to mens a few times in jeans and a hoody
>get looks, never told anything
>go to womens today in a skirt and hoody
>nothing said, not told anything

eh

>>5481742
>>5481742
i do miss ufufu though

>>5481742
ufufu craved cock she wouldn't shut up about it

>>5481743
then stop whining and make one

>>5481740
FFS is just an option some of us need to take
Start saving up

>>5481703
It was very nonlinear
Changing scene, perspective, and dream-body very suddenly without warning
Usually, even if my dreams are a mess I keep the same body through a dream but that changed at least three times
I remember a restaurant, a street, a flooded labyrinth, tentacles, a swimming pool, and a grocery store
The only person to stand out was a guy who kept touching my shoulders and chest after I changed into a bathing suit who commented on my shoulders being small while I tried to keep him from touching my boobs

>>5481730
Men are men, regardless of how they look. What matters is that Y chromosomes touched (and dongs).

>>5481734
Sex is w/e anyway

>>5481754
Can you lucid dream? that shit is amazing

>>5481751
>neet
>too broken to even leave my apartment
>dropped out of school
>just get a job and ffs :)

Kill yourself faggot

well buh-bye for now mtfg,
gotta pop out to the market and to get sandwiches

>>5481758
Every time I become aware in a dream, I feel an intense, overwhelming terror and wake up screaming

>>5481760
ill never forget you

>>5481746
she was cool

>>5481749
I'm not fast enough, and it wouldn't conjurer up more straights anyway.

>>5481762
Even during happy dreams?

>>5481746
same ;_;

>>5481759
Loser

>>5481772
NARC

>>5481773
LINT-LICKER

>>5481772
Wow nice post bro

>>5481776
Damn
that one stung ;_;

>>5481768
What do you mean?

>>5481784
idk like during nice dreams, not that lsd trip you described earlier

>>5481788
I still don't understand the question
Last night was abnormally strange but only in that I had multiple changes in perspective and body

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hey dumdums, just in case the anon who helped me come up with the parts for that pc build is around, i wanted to say that i got it together and it works great! so thanks!

>>5481797
cool

>>5481797
you're not the real ufufu....are you???

>>5481797
/mtfg/ where you can shitpost, seek advice, and get computer recommendations.

>>5481797
pc level: bungalow

>>5481796
Never mind..

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>>5481797
hi!!!!!!!!!

Which trips now do we have that are universally liked? Or at least majority liked? I can't think of any

>>5481810
erin

>>5481810
Caddy and Slug

>>5481810
everyone loves kit and i think most everyone likes elanna

>>5481800
thanks

>>5481801
as real as can be bitch
im not stickin around tho

>>5481802
and fuck with peoples lives :^)

>>5481804
lol

>>5481808
hi !

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>>5481797
Ufufu!

>>5481815
they are both rapists

>>5481818
>senpai noticed m-me

>>5481818
hows life?

>>5481810
Elanna is one of my favorites

>>5481819
hi, how have you been? have you done any brisk winter marathons recently ??

>>5481823
:3c

>>5481824
mediocre, but much better now that im not on here all the time

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>>5481828
>mediocre

>>5481828
I know right lol

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>>5481828
>mediocre, but much better now that im not on here all the time

>"don't spend 2016 on /mtfg/"
>"DON'T SPEND 2016 ON /MTGF/"

>>5481805
I'm sorry...
That's just how I dream

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>>5481797
>weeb shit

>>5481828
I've been so-so. Better now that I have caught up with you. Had my wisdom tooth (and the one next to it) removed. I have a halfsie in two months, in a picturesque Italian seat town.
Are you coming back? This place turned into a dump and everyone interesting seems to have left. Just one look makes me close the tab.

>>5481797
hi fake ufufu

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#alllivesmatter

>>5481797
Hey I helped with that. Nice to see you built it in the end.

>>5481847
Why is the only dick in that picture on Peter Griffin?

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>>5481847
none of these bodies represent what i look like

>>5481847
>all perfect complexions
what have you got against burn victims or amputees, shitlord?

>>5481859
>>5481489

>>5481830
sorry
no major changes other than not being on here all the time and i've gotten closer with a bunch of people at work, including one girl who's now my work bff

>>5481833
yeah basically!

>>5481836
its a good resolution anon try to stick to it for your own mental health
i really did it to myself by posting pictures all the time but having strangers on the internet incessantly commenting on your appearance and comparing you to other girls fucks with ur head honestlay

>>5481838
weeb shit is good shit idiot
speaking of i need to go to ikea to get a shelf for my figures to stick above my computer hehuheuuehe

>>5481842
aw, that is nice of you to say! i really need to get my wisdom teeth out myself. hope that it went as easily as painlessly as it could have. italian sea town sounds AMAZING. i will be on the coast of spain myself in july. really looking forward to it. and no, i won't be coming back, i really just wanted to post about the pc and that was it.

>>5481857
hey! yeah! thanks for your advice.

>>5481846
hi, i am not fake tho

>>5481828
did you get the new job you were talking about?

>>5481867
did you get a bf?

>>5481863
ikr. its not exactly hard to find me talking about how im literally human trash

https://archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/thread/5478266/#5478607
https://archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/thread/5478266/#5478556
https://archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/thread/5466392/#5466405

>>5481867
oh hi, I bet ur fake tho

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>>5481590
>niggers can't get jobs
>yfw I'm at work RIGHT now

Checkmate :^)

>>5481867
I am glad that you bounced back. I wasn't privy to the whole mess since I had a race around that time. All I can say is that it was devastating. Everyone interested has been replaced with erp-ing anime posting neckbeards.
Post some throwaway mail so I can send you mine - if it's okay with you. After SelectionSort and Chubskie I don't want to loose contact.

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>>5481867
>weeb shit is good shit

Ufufu pls

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>>5481276

!!! POST PC SPECS !!!

I'm proud to present my fully upgraded Optiplex 745.

It's still shit but w/e.

>>5481893
>80 degrees Celsius
Holy shit clean ur pc out

>>5481284
cis lesbians are just straight trans men admiring each other

>>5481817
>everyone likes kit

S-some of us like her in a different way

>>5481882
Hey were you the one who pushed once a runner a while ago? I just finished it. Great book. I can't wait to lace up for the first time of the year now.

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>>5481920
Yes that was me. I am glad you enjoyed the book.

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>>5481810
It seems I'm not universally disliked anymore and that's highly disappointing. I think I should take steps to fix that.

>>5481950
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrEFbHT0IGs

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>>5481950
okay angie 2.0

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>>5481882
sure, a throwaway is [email protected] !

>>5481868
no

>>5481872
no lol

>>5481874
oh.........................

>>5481893
okeedokee ! this is my last post tho. lol. bye.

>tfw your trying to tell someone how to self med but they keep asking about ur boobs and its making u feel uncomfortable also they won't read any guides you send them and expect you to be a doctor or something and they lied about their age and they're actually a minor and now ur worried their parents will take their phone and sue you or something but you feel obligated to prevent her from becoming a hon

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>>5481968
Everyone should love me anon

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>want to start on whore moans and things
>afraid of what family will think

i'm like 99% sure that they will be suplortive and help me do what I want, but i'm afraid of being thought of or treated really differently.
being a pretty gorl dominates my thoughts most of the day and im having issues doing work or enjoying myself

where do i start with getting my parents to help me with this?

im a poor student so theyd definitely be paying for everything, but i dont think theyd mind too much if they knew it was making me happh

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>>5481975
you'll be back..

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How many girls here are interested in the occult? My friend and I have designs to consecrate the Dionysian witchcraft coven we've been dreaming about for the last few years, and we want at least six of our disciples to be trans women.

>>5481975
bye ufufu I hope you get a boyfriend and a new job soon

>>5481986
erm what???

>>5481984
Just tell them outright. They might be a little surprised at first but eventually they'll come around

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>>5481963
kek m8 that's a pretty accurate picture of me

one correction though, you missed my testo fueled linebacker shoulders

>>5481986
I just learned about the triple goddess last night and it sounds cool ^_^

anyway can you use magic to give me a bigger butt

>>5481975
ufufu you told me to self med like three years ago and i should have listened to you im sorry

>>5481986
Sorry
I may not be the best Buddhist, but I'm no witch

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>>5481986
4chan is a Christian board

>>5481986
Literally zero interest. In fact I try to stay as far away from that stuff as possible

>>5482003
Lol I actually chuckled

>>5481975
ohhh .....

>>5481999
>tfw /x/ never takes your how do i magickally become a qt grill threads seriously

>>5481997
im sure this is the correct answer, but its just so scary!

i always end up pussying out somehow, after deciding like 4 times that id tell them on a certain date

>>5481679
>isnt instant
>expensive

I plan to get laser

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>>5481986
>worshipping gods that aren't yours
>partaking in rituals that would be sacred thousands of years ago but defiled if performed now
>appropriating foreign cultures

Are you even a Hellene m8?

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>>5482011
/x/ isn't very good

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>people caring about religion

>>5482014
I had the same problem so I did failsafes that would make sure I couldn't pussy out. Just tell them you have to tell them something important on x day at x time and then build your courage from there .

It takes a little hyping up yourself to go through with it

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>>5481986
>trying to harness powerful dickgirl magics
it'll only ever lead to ur own destruction

>>5481999
Yes, we will be channeling the spirit of the Night Mother Hecate in our rituals. She is an important symbolic archetype in Dionysian cult theology

>>5482028
>tfw will never be a claymore

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>>5481986
Well I've been reading The Hammer of Witches: A Complete Translation of the Malleus Maleficarum by Christopher S. Mackay in my spare time. Figured it might be handy.

>>5481998
The choker needs to be more dark and edgy.

>>5482029
sweet, count me in

>>5482029
Meh. Spoken like a book. Honestly, I grew up in a mountain area where old rites and blood sacrifices are barely hidden, and the younger generations want out of that backwards crap, not in.

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>>5482032
>tfw will never be a dick-monster but still get treated like one anyway

>>5482029
>>5482038
Someones 'bout to get burned.

>>5482018
I trace my lineage to the Danaan Dynasty of classical antiquity who established these cults to begin with. This sacred knowledge is mine. Only those who hace been properly initiated can share in it with me.

My friend and I who are designing our Dionysian coven have already begun constructing our sacred space for our future initiates. I'm far from profaning the Mysteries

>>5481986
I'm down with dionysus

>tfw all of mtfg will succumb to the power like in the craft
>tfw all of mtfg will turn evil
pls dont become real witches ;~;

>>5482053
the craft is like one of my favorite movies >.>;;

>>5482053
Male witches are called warlocks.

this is now lesbian witches edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iV43kamDiS4

>witches

Welp I'm out

>>5482057
heh, me too
>tfw you pretended you didn't even like the girly movies you love when you were in repression

>>5482060
but if they turn themselves cis and then turn evil I just don't want it to happen ;~;

>ppl trying to summon the tru witch of mtfg
oh no ...

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>>5482066
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd_gDZXC0c8

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>>5482071
I enjoyed girly stuff in secret when I was little
>mfw sister caught me watching cardcaptor sakura

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>>5482047
>This sacred knowledge is mine.

That's some nice hubris.

>>5482072
she's not a witch anymore
she is a gypsy now apparently

>>5481334
My doctor recommend an app on the iphone called Eva MTF.

>>5482082
Really? Has anyone notified the /int/ gypsy bashing squadron?

>>5482041
I'm very scholarly in my occult pursuits, I'll admit. That's why I have my friend to assist me, who balances my Apollonian energy with her intuitive connection with the primal Dionysian energies.

>>5482038
Don't get too hasty. I'm simply gauging interest right now. It's going to take months for my friend and I to complete the preparations

>>5482082
is this who i think it is

>>5482092
Have you even stirred a bucket of freshly drawn, warm blood with your forearm once in your life?

>>5482081
You'll find it's no secret that I have a God complex. It's in fact a necessary trait for one who wishes to consecrate a witchcraft coven

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Lunch for today:

Tamales con queso y cane w/ arroz y frijoles

>>5482118
looks gross

>>5482100
well keep me posted

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>>5481893
>tfw never getting out of bed

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>>5482117
You sound like a tool and a complete wacko tb-h.

>>5482119
Maybe, but its delicious

>>5482125
fuck i always mess up that one when i wake up

>>5482118
I had marsala chicken for breakfast and now I'm having waffles

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I just bought these because they were the only flats in my stupid size and price range. I bought them in black, how ugly are they? i kinda feel like they are ugly but I can't stand boy shoes.

>>5482131
LOL

>>5482130
Didn't you do that in reverse?

>>5482133
its not funny that I have no selection in foot wear, its a fucking curse

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>>5482069
watch out for spoopy demons

>>5482134
No I did exactly what I said

>>5482131
Well, if you're patient enough to mothball them and wait until you're 70, they'll look fine on you then.

>>5482137
>that image 10/10 spooked

>>5482138
You eat lunch for breakfast and breakfast for lunch?

>>5482109
I've practiced blood rituals before, yes. Blood is a powerful thing in ritual magic

>>5482131
Why are you shopping shoes on Amazon? Even their normal sizes are terrible.

>>5482136
Aren't you size 10? That's not that hard

>>5482082
y not both? just look at dr. doom

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>>5482130
>>5482138
Trip on, Veronica

>>5482147
I bought shoes on amazon
tho from a big brand
((was cheap on there))
i wouldnt buy from a lot of weird brands u see on amazon but ya
>>5482149
12.5 mens 14 w i think she is? idr
>>5481276
good edition

>>5482122
Watch for me over the next few months. You'll recognize when it's my words.

>>5482145
Only sometimes
I wasn't planning to have breakfast food but I was still hungry

>>5482157
I'm sure you can find something, but it's usually just a waste of time.

>>5482147
this
there are big and tall womens stores that sell nice shoes and she passes well enough to go into a store irl to buy clothes and shoes

>>5482147
Because I had a gift card in the mail from my aunt for amazon.

>>5482149
I'm a size 14. I'm fucked.

>>5482143
Rude, fuck you.