Gaygen:Bearatiddies edition

fucking disgusting edition as usual

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I hope you all had a good Christmas day yesterday.

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hey guys i am romantically attracted to men and want to cuddle with guys n shit

but sexually speaking i am more attracted to women, and wank to hentai instead of yaoi

can i somehow train myself to like men more?

Who is the cutest present or past fem poster in this thread?

>>5445273

stop trying to make this meme happen

its not going to happen

>>5445273
you

>>5445273
No fems here, only ayys

>>5445278
>>5445279
>>5445280
its a very simple question

>>5445292
there are probably some which arent known by any names so its impossible to answer your simple question

>>5445280
who is the cutest ayy lmao ITT?

>>5445273
Who is the cutest present or past musclebear/cub/pup poster in gaygen?

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>>5445307

heron

>>5445307
*Whom

>>5445311
>no body hair
>musclebear/cub/pup

anon no

>>5445317

he had a beard + front bodyhair

who the fuck has backhair?

>>5445307
Sadly rugby is since he's the only musclepup on gaygen

>>5445322
who the fuck has back hair and doesn't shave/wax that shit off is the better question

>>5445322
>having a hairless back and ass

fucking femgen faggots i like real men

>>5445325
ur mom

>>5445333
my mom is kill

>>5445337
>having a dead mom

>>5445322
>who the fuck has backhair?
bears
cubs
pups
also not only back hair but ass hair

Really this is gay 101 stuff

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What was your favorite present this Christmas?

What were you most disappointed about this Christmas?

Did you attend Church this Christmas?

>>5445550
Didn't get any
That it's not over yet
No

>>5445271
Does your father not love you by any chance?

>>5445594
Trip on, Rugby.

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>>5445271
Virgin? If so you gotta get to experimenting.
>>5445550
Family togetherness~

The lack of snow (it's more wet/slushy)

I'd rather waste my time on other hobbies.

>>5445594
>making him out to be a horrible person because he supposedly shares nudes pics sent to him of others, gossips, causes drama, etc
you just answered your own question

>>5445594
because he's rude and grating.
I think most people see through the smearing done by other users. Honestly, I reckon most people will have come to have their negative opinions of Rugby the same way I have: Reading his posts.

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>>5445594
>Rugby
>and look like creepy pedos as they prance around in women's panties and makeup like effeminate faggots who don't have any ounce of manhood left in them.

AHE HE HEM

>>5445594

> accusing him of being a pedophile

He's openly admitted he like shota and young feminine boys who he wants to fuck his hole.

>>5445550
>What was your favorite present this Christmas?
A legit Marius sweater. Still wish I had a norwegian bf to knit me one tho.
>What were you most disappointed about this Christmas?
not having a norwegian bf/having a norwegian ex-bf
>Did you attend Church this Christmas?
no

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>>5445550
Only present I got was a pair of boxer briefs.

I'm pretty happy about it desu

Even if he was a pedophile why do you guys care?

>>5445621
because its gross

>>5445626
Everybody here is a pedophile though. If you like guys and fembois are twinks you're going to be a pedophile. You all probably like 13 year olds since you like 18 year olds and they pretty look the same. Gays have a higher rate pf pedophilia.

Besides all masculine men that are into fembois are just failed men or pedophiles.

>>5445637
guaranteed_replies.png

damn it feels good to be a man

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>>5445622
anon pls

>>5445642
damn it feels good to be MAKI

>>5445650
Why are you bringing him up?

>>5445653
>>5444904

>>5445650
why are you bringing him up?

>>5445653
you cant fool me

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>>5445650

is this maki?

>>5445662
maki is a qt little twink shitposter

>>5445662
this is maki: >>5445649

she is a shy anime girl

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>>5445642
>being aware of your male privilege
>enjoying it

>>5445669

post his pic?

>>5445674
>>5445662

Who is the cutest feminine boy in this thread?

>>5445694
me

>>5445701
fuck off fatty

>>5445694
i literally take hormones, so

>>5445704
no

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>>5445673
>not absolutely loving every time you make someone upset just by being a white man in the right
underprivileged vermin detected

>>5445708
Fuck off booger

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>>5445708
same

>>5445711
if you aren't a fat chubby manlet why do you think you are senpais favourite boy

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>>5445694

me

>>5445708

so you're a tranny and should fuck off

>>5445719
because senpai doesnt like fat chubby manlets, he likes shotabaracubs like me :3

>>5445708
rhymes with manny

>>5445727
how short are you, Rugly?

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>>5445714
not boogershit but thanks for playing, familia

>>5445725
no i am a proud man so stop putting me in the same category as freaks with mental illnesses. fem4masc btw

>>5445733
4'3 Gimli mode master race

>>5445734
>not boogershit
>fem4masc


Hey sexy

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>>5445734
>takes hormones
>stop putting me in the same category as freaks with mental illnesses

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>>5445727
>shotabaracubs
>baracub
lol
>shota
don't you have to be underage for that? sorry you still haven't come to terms with your gay death sugar

>>5445756
Masc gay death doesn't happen until your 30s or 40s. If you don't self-terminate after that, you become one of those creepy grindr old guys.

I don't plan on living past 35. Might stick around if digital immortality is on the horizon but given the current state of the world, we're more focused on destroying civilisation instead of advancing it.

>>5445762
>we're more focused on destroying civilisation instead of advancing it.

Terrorists and homosexuals have much in common, aeh? Their worldly lusts and desires are what destroys civilizations.

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>>5445751
>thinks you have to be trans to be on hrt
I only want my telomeres to be elongated to live longer. It doesn't make me less of a man, bud

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>>5445751
I agree whole heartedly

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>>5445762
>30s
uhh i am pretty sure the number is around 25

>>5445770
Homosexuals are fine because it's just a small (yet very vocal) minority that are actually degenerate.

http://www.nyc.gov/html/cchr/html/law/gender-identity-legalguidance.shtml
It's shit like this plus cultural marxism, multiculturalism, neo-liberalism etc. that is destroying Western civilisation.

>>5445774
Why not just take that diabetes drug that apparently makes you live longer and also just live a healthy lifestyle of a cigar and whiskey for breakfast instead of fucking around with your hormones that can give you osteoporosis and a myriad of other nasty conditions?

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>>5445774
>blatant denial
>'doesn't make me less of a man, bud'
>replies to 'cutest fem'

Either bait or you get off to this shit. Nobody feed it.

>>5445750
>Remember when you were under the protection of Jesus and your guardian angels?
no
>Remember when the idea of a boy kissing another boy absolutely horrified you and you instinctively knew it was wrong?
no
>Remember when sex totally disgusted you and you had no such interest in it?
no
>Doesn't that worry you?
no
>Doesn't that make you want to change?
no

>HIV/AIDS?
not enough
>A visit to hell in a near-death experience?
been there. still gay
>Jesus himself showing up and telling you you're on the wrong path?
he's pretty hot he can show me the way any day

>>5445778

That's twinkdeath

Who is the ugliest fem in this thread?

>>5445789
You would know ;)

>>5445790
Slot Machine

>>5445777
>sucking up to the insecure intersex boy who had to take T throughout xeirs puberty
kek
let's not kid ourselves, 80% of gaygen is just tranny-hating trannies cosplaying as gay men

>>5445779
>Homosexuals are fine because it's just a small (yet very vocal) minority that are actually degenerate.

Judging by all the gay profiles I see in NY looking for muslim/persian/arab/middleeastern bfs. I don't think it's just a small minority. Gays want to fuck anything, even if it may end up in their death, the risk & fear of it just turns them on more. That's how you know your deep into sin.

>>5445793
how does slut machine looks like?

>>5445750
OH SHIT NOT YOU AGAIN

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>>5445794
The only people that believe you're born trans are trannies.

You can't discuss someones' mental health using their physical health

>>5445790
rugby

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i hate white people

The shitposting levels are too high right now im going to go do something productive.

>>5445798
>NY
>http://www.nyc.gov/html/cchr/html/law/gender-identity-legalguidance.shtml
NY is a shithole and an anomaly. Same with London/Brighton and San Francisco.

The majority of gays are just normal guys who keep their sexual activity to the privacy of their home where it belongs, same as straights do.

>>5445815
Its ok white people hate u too

>>5445823
its ok cause i dont care so were even ahhaha

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>>5445783
bitch please. I love my dick, I ain't never cutting it off and for the last more time I am not a woman or a freak who thinks he is one so get off my back hoe

"[thick russian accent] want to cum in?"
http://i.4cdn.org/lgbt/1451163531537.webm

your reaction?

>>5445848
no, thanks. i'll take the stairs, weirdos.

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>>5445833
just keep repeating that back in your head and maybe you'll learn to love yourself

>>5445833
Hey ill love your cock also.
You just need a real man femmy

>>5445848

ЁБ TBOЮ MATЬ, ПИДOPЫ

smug anime girl.jpg

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>>5445833
lying to me won't fix you

>>5445802

Prayer for homosexuals.


Jesus of Nazareth I receive and accept you as my Lord and Savior, to guide my life into your eternal kingdom.

Satan, you are a liar, a murderer and a deceiver. Satan, you are like a roaming lion seeking to devour everything good in this world. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I rebuke you Satan. The precious blood of Jesus on the cross destroys you Satan and all of your demons. On the day of judgment, Lord Jesus, Bind Satan, and cast him into the lake of fire, that burns with brimstone.

You foul and abominable spirit of homosexuality I curse you in the name of Jesus Christ.

I come against you spirit of homosexuality. You are no longer welcome in my body. Get out and go into the abyss. Go out from me, into the abyss! Leave me! Do it right now in the name of Jesus Christ I know you don't fear me Satan, for I was your servant, doing whatever you pleased. But now I know you have deceived me with the pleasures of sinful abominations.

It is written Satan, that you are curse above every cattle and beast of the field; and that you shall crawl in humiliation, shame and disgrace for as long as the earth stand; and then on the day of judgment you shall be cast into the lake burning with fire and brimstone.

O Satan, as you rejoiced in making me a homosexual, I rejoice in your ultimate destruction.

Lord Jesus Christ smite Satan on his cheekbone with a rod of iron, and break his jawbone. Lord Jesus Christ smite Satan in the mouth, and break out all his teeth. Lord Jesus Christ, you are God, set me free. You foul and Satanic spirit of homosexuality be gone in the name of Jesus Christ! Forever I am free in your name Jesus. Forever free!

>>5445848
let's get this gopnik orgy goin

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>>5445863

>>5445867
peecha chakka no wookie boonowa tweepi solo

niq why arent you namefagging anymore ;(

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>>5445854
I am a proud independent strong boy who don't need to become a woman, familia

>>5445859
I am into bears, r u a bear?

>>5445894
A cub.

Im fuzzy and muscular.

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>>5445833
who cares

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>>5445854
lol this read though

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>>5445901
Kinda hot. how fuzzy are you bae?

>>5445893
see >>5445902

Fuck me daddy fuck me daddy fuck me daddy fuck me daddy fuck me daddy fuck me daddy Fuck me daddy fuck me daddy fuck me daddy fuck me daddy fuck me daddy fuck me daddy Fuck me daddy fuck me Fuck me daddy fuck me daddy fuck me daddy fuck me daddy fuck me daddy fuck me daddy daddy fuck me daddy fuck me daddy fuck me daddy fuck me daddy

>>5445935
no

>>5445940
But I have a 430 squat now daddy

>>5445956
You're also 5'8 like Jupp so come back when it's over 500.

i loved the part where we bashed trannies
made my tummy feel funny

>>5445960
I'm a 5'9 puppy

niq = sp00ked

>>5445991
can confirm
dropped off the face of the earth
rip

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>>5445982
>5'9

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>>5446000

>mfw a roid-using rugby is absolutely outclassed in every way by a natty MANLET

srsly just kill urself lad

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>>5446013

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>>5445991
the spooker has become the spookee

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>>5446021

u know its tru bby

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>>5446000
5'9 is perfect

>>5446013
nice /fit/ memes, kid

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>>5445867
how come the biblical hell is ufll of hell and torture andshit?


why would satan do god's job for him? you don't think he wouldn't take care of his own?

I want to be a bear, cause while I'm cute now, cuteness doesn't last.
But body hair and muscles? Muscles last longer at the very least, cuteness stops at 25 or something

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>>5446024
>>5446033

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>butthurt lanklets

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>>5446056
Literally no

>>5446056
NO NIGGER YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE GO BACK TO YOUR CONTAINMENT GENERAL YOU FREAK!

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A-am I cute gaygen?

>>5446069
See
>>5446065
>>5446063

>>5446069
cut your hair tf

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>>5445923
Feels good, tbQh.

>>5446075
I don't wanna desu

>>5446069
No

>>5446069
maybe with a different haircut and a different glasses frame

>>5446069
Not really. Glasses are shit. Hair is shit.

>>5446069
ugly lesbian

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>>5446076
Why don't you come over bb

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>>5446069
>shit hair
>shit phone
>shit glasses
>shit smile
>shit skin
>pretentious grayscale photo
>photo taken in a public bathroom with stalls, so possibly an alcohol as well
>"am I cute /gaygen/ uguu~~"
are you asking seriously, or are you asking for us to confirm how much of a fucking loser you already know you are?

>>5446069
Also everyone this persons a tranny. They go to mtfg and avatar anime fag it up. Don't forget to trash this freak of nature for being a tranny also!

>>5446134
Also I don't know why people think bathroom selfies are ever flattering. Lighting is shit and you're guaranteed to have an awkward awful angle. Just rip a photo someone took of you off facebook where you look half decent.

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>>5446140

>>5446140
trannies are so disgusting, kill them all

>>5446156

not him but i have fucking wicked bathroom lighting

its like im in a photographers studio. i take the best naked selfies you ever saw

>>5446187
let's see them slut

>>5446117
What's waiting for me after my long trip? Ya gonna pop out dem telomeres for Daddy?

>>5446190

youd best be quick
>unsee DOT cc/pimuraze

>>5446156
I've taken some selfies with a remote controlled camera so there's no stupid smart phones in the pic, just me

my curtains make for a nice background too
>>5446187
>i have fucking wicked bathroom lighting
>its like im in a photographers studio
well, let's see it then

>>5446209
>Unfortunately the images were deleted as requested.
well that was quick

>>5446216

it autodeletes after 1 view

better luck next time

Wow this gen is mean lol

>>5446229
fuck you, worthless slime

>>5446229

it varies. we are chill as long as you are just as depressed as the rest of us. Pride, confidence, success and vanity are anathema.

>>5446229
if you can't stand the shade step in the sun

>>5446229
go home you cancerous vermin

>>5446236
why do you have this pic saved

>>5446233
Hey I just started a job at 65k a year and I'm 24 so that's pretty exciting!

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>>5446193
Well why don't you find out for yourself big boy?

>pop out dem telomeres for Daddy
My sides

>>5446236
Again with this come on man no please

>>5446229
It's the sad kids on holiday break. And the sad old faggits on life break. You look fine, pal.

>>5446236
no no no no no no NO
jesus

r.i.p. mr. mouse

>>5446233
Oh. I had no idea lol. I'm not really depressed at all, in fact I'm fairly happy consistently. But no confidence or self esteem. Oh well.

>>5446250
Thanks m8. Means alot. I dunno much about gay gen, I rarely ever visit so tnx for the heads up

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>>5446250
>everyone else is the problem, not me!
nice narcissism you have there, subhuman

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>tfw no daddy and no free time to get one either

:(

>>5446256
Yea don't mind the younglings, they "reee" at everything that smells a little different.

>>5446271
Always the servants with dark hair and the masters with blonde hair
END DARK HAIR DISCRIMINATION
#darkhairmatters

>>5446271
Oh hey that would have been cute to read if it wasn't micro-fucking-scopic

>>5446288

oh sorry
i poorly collated the pictures, you can find the set here:

>>>/aco/267801

its NSFW after page 3

>>5446271
>>5446292
Damn. That is lewd as fuck.

>>5446245
Post home address. bb. I'll come right in. No affirmative consent needed.

how easy do you think it would be to have a rich gaygen trip write me into their will

>>5446370
I don't think there are any of those anon.

_

>>5446370
everyone here is a broke

>>5446370

marry me and ill think about it

but im pretty healthy and i probably wont doe for at least 50 years

>>5446337
Broken Dreams Street 123456, Eurocity, Europooria

I'll leave the door open for you daddy~

>>5446382
Whoa hey we don't need that kind of language here please help keep gaygen a PG place.

>>5446271
>>5446292

That was kind of qt

>tfw no housepup

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sup lads

do i have a 5head?

unsee DOT cc/demorizu

>>5446337
you doing this, bitchboy? or are you all talk? post your address, I'll be sure to deliver

I'll stick a baseball bat up your ass if you ever follow through, which you won't, bitch

>>5446414
not really

>>5446414
your forehead is fine

>>5446414

I can't tell because I'm too distracted by how dead inside you look

senpai daddy
senpai puppy
senpai pappy
senpai tranny
senpaibear
senpaicub

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>>5446449

>>5446421
>>5446422

phew. its like my #3 top insecurity.

>>5446428

you think?

damn i didnt even realise.

i-is there not some way to fix it?

>>5446466
the many faces of senpai

only on HIStory channel right after 'the rise and fall of hitler's bp'

>>5446466
>>5446449
desu senpai is the longest most consistent trip i've seen on here after visiting gaygen infrequently over the years.

besides rugby but he's a psychopath so that doesn't count

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>>5446498
today i learned that acronyms like t-b-h get translated to desu

>>5446498
Rugbys a psychopath?

>>5446507
what counts?
lol
wtf
kek
ty
desu
imo
sry
srs

>>5446507
that filter has been up for like a month or so now.

cuck used to be filtered too

>>5446507

NEWFAG

baka desu senpai

>>5446515
on tinychat he masturbated by rubbing a knife on his dick

that and general shitbag behavior nigh constantly

>>5446516
just t-b-h, s-m-h and f-a-m

cuck used to change to kek but people bitched that they couldn't use their le epic buzzword so they took it off

>>5446469

Smile like you mean it hunty. Think of nice things or have yourself a giggle

>>5446482

lol

>>5446498

Consistently amazing, right?

>>5446515

he leaked Niqs nudes for fun, exposed himself to kids for banter, has a Nazi flag and tattoed a swastika into his thigh with a knive + biro, and is generally a complete sociopath

>>5446524
i took a break from 4chan/lurked for like 3 months. i'm on vacation now so i'm browsing while i have down time you baka gaijin

the present captcha is cute tho

>>5446533
>niqs nudes
i am intrigued

>>5446533
Was he actually the one that exposed his lewds?

>>5446525
>rubbing a knife on his dick

Cool

>>5446530

i dont know how to smile. i got bullied for my smile as a kid so i cant do it any more. sludgepuppy told me to practice taking smiley selfies but all that did was make me hyperconscious of my facial imperfections

>>5446534

i know, its all festive and nice!

I'm lonely I want a boyfriend to tell me I have a good as desu senpai desu

>>5446530
>Consistently amazing, right?
bby the bar I've set for tripfags cannot possibly be lower but fortunately you pass with flying colors

>>5446544
W-t-f t-b-h f-a-m desu
I want a boyfriend to tell me I have a good ass

>>5446549

you have a good ass. now stop posting.

>>5446549
wtf doesn't filter

that whole t-b-h f-a-m shit was obnoxious and stupid as fuck.

I for one am grateful that it is filtered.
BAKA DESU SENPAI

>>5446564
>>5446526
isn't desu a little stale of a meme by now?

Wouldn't WRRRYYYY be better with the HIP KIDS?

>>5446576
it's pretty funny how something that used to be pretty hood to say (f-a-m) is now like, the whitest thing you can type on the internet.

honestly white people ruin everything cool

>>5446576
Taking away t.b.h. single handedly destroyed my internet boipussy dickfarm game. I really brought it to lgbt back in the day because sp than int used it first well of course besides niggers.

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>tfw just about done

>>5446590
i thought it was a tumblr thing

i liked it because it was like a really passive aggressive punctuation mark

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>>5446541

Aw bb

>>5446544

post it

>>5446545

<3 omg <3

>>5446598
I used it as part of my persona because when it was new everyone got really annoyed by it.when they listed things that they hated about my posts they would always throw in >T.B.H.
Its the small subtlties that make your posting game strong.

No it was stolen from black people jokes and twitter memes.

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>>5446597
u and me both bud

>>5446613
it was a 90s thing, blacks started doing it around last year on twitter.

>>5446377
Gays are supposed to be rich. Because we're saving up for the Mpreg technology.

>>5446391
Maybe someday I'll meet a nice, slutty boy and it'll be you. And I will ruin you sweet ass. But rly, I don't do cyberseckshual cummies. I don't even know the procedure you kids use for that. I might email with some people. Sigh. It's just that I'm too old for meaningless shit. Ya know, bae?

>>5446418
Lol. Thanks for making me realize this was heading for regrettable cam sex.

>>5446613
Learned a lot. You make history fun, tbQh.

>>5446613
I both do and do not wish that ironic shitposting was a thing general culture was aware of. Like when people complain about me being obnoxious and I just crank up the spelling errors and acronyms and they're just like, "Are you okay?"

Texting someone you've known for a while is great because you can pick up on the nuances of each other's spelling and punctuation and know exactly what it means.

Like my friend would know the difference between
>What are you doing?
and
>What are you doing.

>>5446631
>Because we're saving up for the Mpreg technology.
I thought it was because we're evil and sold our souls to satan for earthly pleasures?

i hereby declare this thread a masc4masc safe space

>>5446645
>safe spaces
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>5446634
I do not know the feel I haven't textee another human being in four years.

>>5446645
People who bring up masculinity in their grindr profiles and stuff just come off as really insecure in their masculinity T B H

>>5446645

Yass henny

masc-y that walk

>>5446655

do you want to chat with me to get your practice up?

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>>5446645
based

>>5446655
>not being a secretly successful gay socialite posting on 4chan purely to feel better than everyone
gurl bye

>>5446663
No I don't need practice. Im good at chatting with people but I would love to chat with a cute boy.

Are you a feminine sub that likes hairy slightly overweight muscular men?

>>5446697
how tall r u

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>when the cold steel of the blade scrapes along my throbbing shaft

>>5446700
Five foot 10

>>5446704

>becoming

>>5446705

m a n l e t

>>5446704
filtered, m'rug

>>5446705
das aight. i lean more submissive but not really fem. but bara cubs are great. especially taller ones because i'm a huge height whore

>>5446697

well yes

but i wasnt thinking of that kind of chat, just helping you work on some social skills

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>>5446718
rude

>>5446713
rude

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>>5446621
where you at? maybe we could be miserable together. I'd like that.

I must warn you though, I am not what I seem like. I am actually a terrible person.

>>5446718
Im shorter but im assuming you're a size queen in general right?

>>5446720
I think we work on something together...maybe we can learn our bodies together?

I wonder how much rugby's friends and family secretly hate him

I bet it's a lot

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>>5446631
I hear you baby. I want it to be meaningful too and get real life 3D spectacular cummies from you. I want to feel you inside giving me your pain for real.

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>>5446727

>mfw reading more about your career plan

you are FUCKED m8
>>>/fit/35381501

>>5446738
>rugby
>friends

>>5446734
Dick size I'm a little more flexible about as long as it's not like an eraser or something. But basically the taller they are the lower my standards get. It's dumb and I hate it.

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>>5446664
is that okoi jones

i have a COMPLETELY PLATONIC AND MASCULINE crush on him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBhnHC1UTj8

>>5446731
i live on the east coast of the US you and i could get together and steal food out of dumpsters for a romantic dinner and night out

>>5446738
this >>5446746

>>5446741
I've already started learning French on Duolingo. I'm going to do strength training for about 18 months then I'm taking a year off after uni to train endurance and cardio stuff and perfect my French. I'm not going to dive into it unprepared.

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There's nothing.

>>5446760

>i already started learning french
"oh great at least hes taking it seriou-"
>on duolingo.com
"what the fuck"

just join an actual class or get a tutor you fucktard.

>>5446747
I feel you.
I don't think we would honestly be all that compatible really. Size queens even ones that hint of it I am extremely cautious of them.

>>5446775
nothing is ok

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How's your exercise going?
One thing that pisses me off about vacation is not having real access to a gym. But I still have to do something. I have been doing some weighted pushups (which feels great because I've made lots of gains back in Denver with weight plates) erry now and then, but I lost my old pullup bar which pisses me off. Since I find myself sitting around a lot, I'm also gonna start with endurance training around the city. Why not, I figure.

>>5446777
Nah you're right to because of my crippling fear of intimacy and commitment would probably fuck things over eventually

>>5446791

where did you go on holiday that theres no gym? the Sahara desert?

as for me, my christmas bulk is going okay, and i ate half a turkey by myself today

>>5446790
im done

>>5446777
Nigga it's 3 years away and I don't have time to go to a tutor/class when I'm at uni. It's a good way to learn for a start. They teach you French in the Legion anyways.

>>5446793
Pfft I don't care about intimacy or commitment. I just don't want to get laughed at. Size queens can be fucking brutal.

>>5446803

Do you have a cute lil weiner?

>>5446802
Im pretty sure you quoted the wrong guy. Luckily you quoted someone who knows how to learn languages and have spent hundreds of hours on the craft.

>>5446803
Oh well I'm not a bitch so I don't think I could laugh at anyone to their face for whatever reason.

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>>5446801
being done is ok

>>5446791
>he didn't go to a hotel that has its own gym
don't go on vacations if you're poor.

>>5446812
Woops, was distracted by the beautiful trips.

>>5446802
>>5446802

They wont teach you french, they will teach you a few military phrases. Thats it.

At the end of those 5 years you'll, at best, speak broken english, like every other person in the French Foreign legion and that will further shatter any sort of delusion of "eliteness" that you might have - when you see grown men struggle to form a coherent sentence and meekly stammer our questions to their commanding officers, only to be asked to repeat themselves 20 times, before the CO decides he's had enough and just decides to give the guy an answer that has nothing to do with what he was trying to ask.

The reason that I don't think that you'll be accepted is because it's a lot stricter than a lot of people realise. No, they will not take "anybody". You will probably have to known at least a bit of french and they really only want to take people who have prior military experience in their own country. I also think that when they do your psychological evaluation, they'll see that you're just a kid that's disatisfied with his perceived mundane life and won't accept you because they understand that 5 years is a really long commitment to make just because you're bored.

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>>5446758
>tfw the biggest sea in the world is between us
>tfw could have had a bf to dumpster dive some food with if we weren't so far away
don't hold it against me for I was born here

>>5446838
>implying they'd deny a physically fit, determined man who wants to join for adventure and to kill people
m8

>>5446853

You think they're short of applicants?

theyre flooded with tons more offers than they need - the 2012 acceptance rate was 7.8% and that was before ISIS made every bored rich kid want to join "for adventure". I shudder to think how oversubscribed they must be now.

>>5446828
Well if you're actually serious about learning the language download anki right now.

>>5446853
bruh u legit have the logic of a child even if what you posted is a joke

>>5446868

(hes not serious)

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celebrity crush?

>>5446878
>>5446870
>>5446867
I'm serious. I've spoken with quite a few ex-Legionnaires and 1 serving over the years and it sounds amazing. Obviously I'm not going to take the 'advice' of a bunch of faggots on a Cuban Magic: The Gathering forum and just not even try to apply.

>>5446868
I'll check it out m8 cheers

>>5446891
Gerard Butler

>>5446891
you are such a pleblord

>>5446896

okay. Whats your backup plan for when you fail the psychological tests and recommended prior combat experience?

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>>5446870
SUPER SECRET STOLEN RUG'S RESUME FOR SECRET EYES ONLY

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>>5446891

So many

>>5446905

you forgot his straight Cs at alevel from highschool

but other than that, looks right

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>>5446891
>AKA men I will never have

>>5446904
>recommended prior combat experience
I'd like to see a source where it says this.

Backup plan is either taking over the boring as fuck family business or joining the RAF and become a fighter pilot.

>>5446905
looks bout right desu

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>>5446640
That would be neat. Faustian deals are coming thanks to the Robot Devil. Right after Mpreg. #transhumanprayers

>>5446704
Underrated post.

>>5446739
>Nicky
I want to believe, but she's making me feel like a street ho is placating me wit teh "grill frend expurinse."

I was hoping more for a hideous jewface, honestly. But thanks, babe. I will consider your veracity further.

>>5446916

>fighter pilot

m8. m8888. tell me youre joking.

you need a B in maths to be eligible in the UK, and if you want to actually be selected youll be best off with either an engineering degree or some stellar A-levels if you apply before uni (not reccomended).

>family business

sounds better. have any business experience or qualifications? are you studying business already?

>>5446916

sure. an ex - FFL sargeant was doing an AMA on /fit/ - i linked you to it earlier.

who /bjork/ here

>>5446937
FOR FUCKS SAKE I JUST WANT TO LEGALLY KILL PEOPLE BUT I DON'T WANT TO DO IT IN THE BRITBONG ARMY OR ROYAL MUHREENS BECAUSE IT'S BORING AS FUCK

Any way for me to join the USMC or MARSOC or whatever faggoty speshul forces the US has? My dad was born in America if that helps.

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>>5446891

>>5446943

you wouldnt even get into the "boring" armed forces with a psychology like that lol

my advice is either become a murderer or buy a stress toy to squeeze every so often.

>>5446943
>FOR FUCKS SAKE I JUST WANT TO LEGALLY KILL PEOPLE
And that's why you never will

>>5446943
What a truly sad person. You need serious, serious help.

>>5446961
>>5446963
Yeah fuck it I'm gonna join the Legion, screw you guys. We /2ndForeignParachuteRegiment/ now.

I've bluffed my way through psychiatric tests before, I can do it again.

>>5446967
Go get your cock fixed and sucked, you ugly virgin faggot.

>>5446943

oh and for american military organisations you have to be born in the US.

new idea - how about becoming a cop or a prison guard? they dont require any qualifications I dont think.

>>5446977
>tfw no rugbycop to handcuff me

>>5446976

the success rate was 7.8%
the success rate for those with military experience was still only 23%

what makes you think you'll get in?

>>5446976
You are a crazed wannabe killer
Go kill a kid after you rape it
crazy kiddie fucker and murderer wannabe

>>5446976
you have the psychology of a child. just play video games.

>>5446977
UK cops are boring, prison guards are faggots.

>>5446984
I speak to this ex-Ranger fairly often and he has the most amazing life ever. He has over 70 kills and I just know that I can do better than him. He said that if I focus on it, I can achieve my goals. I really, really want to join the Legion and when I'm determined to get something, I get it. I love a challenge and I know that if I don't at least try to join then I'll regret it for the rest of my life.

is rugby schizophrenic?

>>5446990
>>5446967

fuck off john nobody likes you

>>5446976

well, i dont know what to suggest.

if you want to hurt people I would recommend prison guard, but it doesnt pay so good.

if you want "adventure" i would recommend the army but i dont think you will get in with your political beliefs and your psychology. i know everybody says "ill just fool the psychiatrist" but thats just false bravado - it aint that easy. If in doubt, they will fail you - they arent exactly lacking in applicants.

if you want to be patriotic i would recommend MI5, but im sure any preliminary investogation into you and interviews with your friends would render you ineligible. plus i *think* (dont know) there might be some academic requirements.

maybe you should just stick to videogames i guess.

>>5447001

out of interest, has he proved his killcount ro you? idk about the rangers but in the RAF we have very exact logs of any kills, and have to fill out forms and account for every one. its the same in the army i think. i think it is extremely likely this ranger guy you idolise is a liar.

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>>5446939
literally listening to Atom Dance rn familia

Are there any gay internet communities that are actually a safe space for gay men to have banter without the 4chan bullshit?

Im getting too old for it or something. I am just tired of it. Ive been here for nearly ten years daily. All socialization ends up here on the internet. Real life socializing is complete fucking garbage.

Im just sick of 4chan yet I keep coming back.

>>5447029

make friends irl.

all internet communities are garbage in some way - if they arent then they rapidly become overpopulated and then become garbage.

>>5447020
I've seen proof of him serving in combat in Iraq and Afghanistan extensively and he has no reason to lie to me about it. Stolen valor is very easily disproven when asked for proofs.

I wouldn't pass MI5 screening at all. Prison guards are monitored. Britbong army is boring, I've spoken to Brit vets before and they all said if you want to join the Legion then you'll hate the UK army/marines.

>>5447017
Of course we aren't.

>>5447029
Nope, believe me I've looked

>>5447045

the average killcount for a tour in iraq was 8.2, obviously massively skewed upwards by snipers and artillery gunners. for a grunt id imagine it to be closer to 2.

why dont you ask your boy for some proof next time you see him?

>>5447046
>>5447029
reddit /r/gaybros
now shoo

>>5447054
Will do. I really don't see any reason why he'd lie to me about it, he's not like that. Still isn't going to put me off the Legion, if his killcount is lower then even better. Easier to beat.

>>5447029
I think the internet is an inherently lonely platform because the ones who participate the most on it have the least amount of stuff going on in their lives which is what allows them to be so active online. Consequently you'll run into lonely people who don't have a lot going for them more often than people who are active and have positive attitudes towards life. If you want to talk with gay people who aren't shit, really irl is your best bet. Join a gay sports league, a gay outdoors club, a gay whatever. Gay men loves doing things, even non-sexy things, with other gay men. Once you find a nice group of gays who are pretty active try to stay active and friendly with them and if you're lucky you'll find yourself doing pretty cool things.

January I'm gonna watch Book of Mormon
February I'm going skydiving

>>5447059

right. Just dont forget about your plan B.

>>5447059
You need to shoo back to Reddit or to a psych ward where you belong. Delusional and murderous.

>>5447063

are there gay groups? how do i find them?

>>5445591
Is that relevant? Elaborate.

>>5447072
I'm going to rape your kids (if you ever find a girl with self esteem low enough to fuck you, let alone impregnate you) and sell them to Albanians.

>>5447064
I genuinely see suicide as a better alternative to plan B.

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>>5447072

>john
>telling other people to go go a psych ward

epik

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>>5447078
Don't forget that suicide can always be the plan B

>>5447078
Rasmus

>>5447063
Book of Mormon was great.

Going on a cruise in Feb. We are trying to make some mead right now.

GTFO your house, is the basic idea.

>>5447078
>impregnate you
Senpai's impregnation fetish has poisoned my innocent mind.

>>5447081
Legion and death or death. Sounds good to me.

>>5447083
That's not my name, you moron.

>>5447063
Underrated post.

Also, I wonder if post-musical blowjobs are mandatory for gay couples as it is with straights.

>>5447078

RIP then because you wont get in. not with your "qualifications".

>>5447063

i saved this to my desktop
i think this is what i gotta do

>>5447090
Thats your bfs name??

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>>5447090

Yassss

>>5447078
Suicide should be plan A for you.

>>5447102
Jokes on you, I don't have a bf! Hahahaha... ha... ha... ;_;

>>5447095
Mate, you don't need qualifications to join the Legion. That's the point of it.

>>5447103
NO BAD SENPAI BAD

>>5447063
Straight people can't have this. I wish I was gay.
Gays have seriously proven to be superior on so many levels: general fulfillment, sexual fulfillment, friends and relation. Gay is good... and I wish I was gay :(

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>>5447111
>Gays have seriously proven to be superior on so many levels: general fulfillment, sexual fulfillment, friends and relation.
the grass is always greener on the other side

>>5447074
Pride weekend normally has them in full force doing fucking everything. Just sign up for e-mail newsletters and you'll find that you can find a gay group doing literally everything.

If not, it is possible to meet a dude off of grindr and actually be just friends with them. I've done it, and you just eventually melt into their group if you keep asking, "Is it alright if I come?" If you've found a nice group, they'll be glad if you come along.

>>5447089
I'm excited. Although I find it a little funny that I'm going to see a musical with a bunch of gays

>>5447093
Going stag so I unno

new
>>5447119
>>5447119
>>5447119
>>5447119
>>5447119

>>5447116
Yes, but just look at gaybros and other stuff. They don't have to deal with female filth. For me to be in a relationship with a man would be so great, a friend and a lover. But I can only stick to women...

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>>5446800
>>5446818

>>5445252
He looks way too manly to be gay.
>Are all gays twinks?