/gaygen/

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reminder that 2016 won't fix it and you have to do it yourself

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Would a gay reading club be good to join if i want to manufacture a new social life?

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tfw fag

>>5447130
all hobbies are good for building a social life

I have got most my friends through playing WH40K

>>5447130
sure if you want to be a NERD

>>5447130
>gay reading club
Reading is fundamental hunty

>>5447148
go away

>>5447133
Gay men have to deal with other gay men. Spend a little time on gaygen and you'll see we can be just as awful, cold, and bitchy as straight people are to each other.

I should disclose that I'm probably really lucky I got mixed into the group that I'm mixed in with. But the general take away is to surround yourself with nice, positive people who are quick to laughter, and you'll find yourself happier and more positive as a result.

>>5447143
Here's your (you)

>>5447148

i think reading clubs are more for literary discussion than learning how to read

you do the reading at home i think

>>5447146

well im too unco-ordinated for any sports except weightlifting and that isnt a social kind of sport.

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>>5446927
No I am not looking forward to play any casual 1st tru lurv games with you, I only want to be mercilessly ravaged like a ragdoll but also loved tenderly and making you feel all nice and warm, silly. And I have just the right equipment to keep you warm from the coldness of the world.

Speaking of jewface I'm like part jewish but look Slavic so hope that's not a deal breaker for you familia

>>5447143
this /gaygen/ is for cool gay dudes exploring their sexuality like normal persons, not for FAGS like you! go away

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Good evening gg

>>5447157
There's gay outdoors clubs where people go hiking and camping and all that super MASC shit that literally anyone can learn how to do. Stop coming up with excuses not to try something because you will always succeed at reasoning your way out of doing things. Start thinking of what you need to do to these things.

Also I should note that gay sports leagues, (at least in my city) are not based on skill. In fact, if you do too well in the lower ones, they bump you up to the next league. It's about playing, not winning.

remember to practice safe sax!

>>5447157
yeah book clubs are fine for being social
although being in a gay one could go either way. as long as you don't have to read shitty leftist ideology you should be okay I imagine

>>5447179
it is too late for me, friend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxopViU98Xo

>>5447176

right. i guess that does sound kind of cool.

there is a YMCA nesr my house, would they do that kind of thing?

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>>5447179
>>5447179
Safe sex is for breeders. Sex between men should be raw as God intended

>>5447184
i dunno that YMCA is explicitly gay outside of the Village People song but give it a shot. Doing more things just makes you a more interesting person in general

Chu dans la boteille
Je bois et je vois que tout et en vain ostie quelqu'un tue-moé tabarnak

>>5447199
I don't speak art sry

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>>5447179
Bill performed safe sax, and now his ex-gf is trying to one-up him all day, all the time

I'd rather not

>>5447199

??? in the bottle
I drink and i see which all and in my shelter what ??? tabernacle

>>5447197
>>5447184

if you live in a gay area you might find some cruising at the YMCA but its not as cruisey as it used to be.

what made YMCA cruisey before was the fact that women werent allowed in there (They are now) and that naked was swimming.

despite being gay being illegal, it was a gay paradise, cuz unlike a bar there was no reason to 'raid' a ymca

>>5447183
you're walking on thin ice, mister

>>5447208
I'm drunk
I'm drinking and I see that everything is in vain dammit someone kill me fuck

>>5447152
Still, I'd love to have a male friend as a romantic partner, but my biologically determined sexuality makes it impossible. I envy homosexuals greatly for this... especially since I can't stand women, but am nonetheless attracted to them (which i'm not gonna bother repressing/ denying to myself)

Why is rugby the worst fucking poster on here.

Everyone just ignore him so we don't enable with childish shit.

>>5447223

>women werent allowed in there

Are there still places like that in modern times? I know the Travellers Club is like that, but its full of boring old nobles.

>>5447229

we were ignoring him
until now - i see what youre trying to do here, Rugby. Trip on.

>>5447223
This is actually really interesting

It's a shame there's no way to make LGBT learn gay history because it's really cool most of the time

>>5447229
Because he's like 18 years old or something.

>>5447229
Because I've been drinking since Christmas Eve and salty that my new vape juices are shit.

>>5447239
Ageist bigot.

>>5447228
dude honestly being unable to stand all women sounds more like a personal problem. you should be able to connect just as emotionally with a woman as you can with a dude and it might be all these built up preconceptions of "bro-code" or whatever that makes you think you can't do the same with women. being a misogynist is not worth it

>>5447226
[saxes recklessly]

>>5447234

im not sure. outside of specifically gay bathouses and such, i think its considered sexist, but try googling 'mens clubs' and such like that and you might find something.

the issue is that most people just use the internet for cruising these days so most places where gay cruising could happen is filled only by older ugly men. and whats worse is that the few people who want to try real life cruising are turned off because of that, so its just a dying thing.

grindr has ruined it. whats worse is its even hard to pick up gays in bars these fucking days, they only ever seem to go with friends lately.

>>5447237

if you google gay american history and such and just follow the links you'll find lots of cool stuff.

im thinking of cruising the YMCA, but im kinda used to old guys groping me to death while i jerk off.

>>5447251
well you're not supposed to drink the vape juice you gooner

>>5447251
>salty that my new vape juices are shit
That is the cringiest thing I've ever read in my entire life.

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>>5447148
okkkkkkkkkkkkkuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>5447254
I'm not a misogynist, I just don't feel like getting girlfriends for some reason. I'd have to spill my life story for this to make sense (but I'm young so it wouldn't be too long).

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>>5447260
>he doesn't vape
get a load of this loser

>>5447259
:DDD

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>talking to straight guy
>"I bet the good thing about being gay is that guys are easier to understand than women."

Do you think this is true? I have a hard time understanding how guys think sometimes.

>>5447272
Vaping is the most pathetic fad to date. Just take heroin and kill yourself like you deserve.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfVDAykMLiE

So what happened to gaygen tinychat?
I rarely use it nowadays but it is constantly empty as of late.

rugby's real first name is tyler

>>5447285
That's a shitty name.

>>5447273
A bit. It's mostly exaggerated.
Both sexes can be an incomprehensible clusterfuck of brain waves and nonsensical thoughts.

>>5447285
No its Andrew Alexander

>>5447285
Literally who cares

>>5447279
Smokers are jokers.
Drinkers aren't thinkers.
Stoners are loners.
Junkies are monkeys.

>>5447284
Basically I was made admin of it (even though I don't use it) and the newfags who used it freaked the fuck out and made their own.

>>5447285
since when

>>5447295
You're missing 2 more names out of that. Srsly.

>>5447273

Yes. Have you ever tried to date a woman? I have.

shit fucking sucks

>>5447297
Vapers are colossal faggot millenials who deserve to die.

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>>5447297
>Smokers are jokers.
>Drinkers aren't thinkers.
>Stoners are loners.
>Junkies are monkeys.

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>>5447303

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I have a gay roommate and he confessed his love for me and I'm straight

How do I make it not awkward, I'm freaked out right now.
There was a huge awkward silence afterward.

>>5447297
What's the new one then m8?

>>5447309

just say

"hey man, im really flattered and all, but im straight. Sorry if i overreacted earlier, i didnt know what to do. We're still cool, right?"

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>>5447301

>>5447303
Yes I'm definitely straight edge, 100% pure, never touched the devil's lettuce or any drugs at all. Nope, I'm a good boy.

>>5447313
Brad and Chad

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>>5447309
>posts jojo
>"I'm straight"

Who do you think you're fooling here buddy?

>>5447309

yeah i mean im not gay either but 20 bucks is 20 bucks knowwhatimsayin? give him a courtesy ride at least, mate.

>>5447309
This >>5447315
What else can you do other than never speak to him again?

>>5447309
>sorry man, but I'm straight

>>5447266
Not splitting hairs but you literally said, "I can't stand women" so that leads me to believe you have problems with women. The hallmark of it is believing all women behave the same so if you had a bad experience with one, you think all of them are bad. That's the thought process of a misogynist. I'm not particularly interested in your life story just pointing out something worth considering.

>>5447330
I am not the guy you're responding too but all women are whores and respond the same. I hope they all get killed.

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would you date a guy who has a grindr flag in his room?

>>5447335
Yeah if you think this way you're a misogynist. This is like the most obvious example

>>5447330
I worded it poorly. I'm not "averted" towards women, it's just that I can't seem to find it in me to want a girlfriend. I'd have to write more stuff but that'd only be for you (the only one who's replying/ showing remote interest) but you don't want that and I won't object.

>>5447119

What a shit drawing.

>>5447342
I'm more triggered by the rainbow flag than the grindr flag.

>>5447342
I wouldn't date a 14 year old

>>5447347
are you sure you're not just a gay in denial? I mean you are posting in gaygen

>>5447342
>>5447352
I'm triggered by his ugly fucking resting bitch face

>>5447320
The url for the new one pls

how will i know if he really loves me?

>>5447347
I wanna read more.

>>5447342
not if the guy looks like that

>>5447359
ohh the tc. /gaygenrehab

Enjoy the nu-gaygen circlejerk.

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>>5447158
No I can probably cope with your inferior phenotype. I'm more concerned with this right "equipment" business. Because if you have more than two cozy cavities to keep me warm, it's probably not going to work out, tbQh.

>>5447223
>what made YMCA cruisey before was the fact that women werent allowed in there (They are now)
This made sad. Why would they want to? Women don't even lift. This is madness.

>>5447273
Yes it's actually true. You're probably blinded by your 100% pure gay privilege. Us muggles know the struggle is real. Women are a black box of feelings until you finally piece together a manual for yourself.

>>5447359
Check previous threads, it was posted in the OP of some.

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>>5447358
>tfw really bad resting bitch face
it makes me look like a smug condescending asshole and i don't mean to do it send help

>>5447360
Say a prayer with every heartbeat

>>5447358
Me too but I tried to ignore it because it was about the flag.

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what's gaygens deepest darkest sexual fantasy

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>>5447320
>Yes I'm definitely straight edge, 100% pure, never touched the devil's lettuce or any drugs at all. Nope, I'm a good boy.
now be a good boy and don't lie to me like that, I know a lie when I see one

>>5447387
I want to poop, back and forth.
))<>((

>>5447387
to get to kiss and hold hands with someone before I die.

>>5447397
Me too

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>>5447387
This

>>5447387
basically to have a qt slave

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>>5447387

None of my sexual fantasies are deep or dark

They're all cute and right on the surface

>>5447417
I just want someone to call me a worthless piece of shit and fuck me with a broomstick then run me over with a car and piss on me while I bleed half to death. I also wanna get trapped by a dog and a man with a penis as long as my arm so it'll come out in my mouth and I'll moan and rape heron with my bare fingers. Then I'll play with my boy pussy after its all bloody, prolapsed, and stretched out. God I hate being a virgin.

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>>5447387
I'm really not that kinky. I would love to dick down an emasculated man every which way. That would be really cool.

>>5447387
All memes aside? It involves rape, torture, necrophilia and cannibalism.

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>>5447387
I'm a macrophile, which means I get really turned on by giant men or being shrunk around a dude. Basically I want a 20 foot tall bara dude to pick me up in his giant arms and cuddle and protect me.

Pic related someone drew a fanart for a story I wrote about it.

>>5447445
See a therapist hunty

>>5447451
No I want a firearm/shotgun license.

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>>5447374
> I can probably cope with your inferior phenotype
How kind of u I wanna kiss your toes from how grateful I am lol
>I'm more concerned with this right "equipment" business
Don't be. I promise you will find the right stuff and that I have no bonus holes or DLC caves in store for you.

>>5447387
I'd like to have sex with an impotent guy and make fun of him when he can't get hard to fuck me. And then fuck him as his useless dick swings miserably with every thrust.

Too bad most guys like that are like 300 years old

>>5447465
Just fuck someone on e.
Sometimes it's hard to get an erection because of pilly willy

>>5447353
>>5447361
I've been a bit different from the others in my surroundings. I never really paid much interest to other girls, but I got introduced to the hetero standards early on, and found myself sexually conformed. I can't say I had any immediate crushes or anything, but some of my friends started talking about that stuff early on (they talked to me in private about the ones they liked).

Girls were interested in me ""a lot"", but I always rejected them with playful theatrics (like saying "ew" and stuff like that). For some reason I just didn't feel like being with a girl, but I never questioned my sexuality really. I thought it was odd that girls were interested in me since I acted kinda feminine, but I was nice and kind. Admittedly, I suppose I was pretty steretypically "gayish" as a child, i.e looking at girly drama shows and such, and I enjoyed to some extent talking to other girls about said kind of shows.

I played sports as a child, indoor sports, and when I was 8-10 I got a crush on a guy in my team, which was the first time I recall I felt such a feeling. As only felt romantically attracted, and the romantic interest dissipated over time, I just assume(d) it was a peculiar instance (and I think I repressed and denied this attraction to myself). I started telling people I was asexual around that time, and also that I was a homophobe (for some reason).

Some years went by, and I got male friends as usual. I didn't feel sexually attracted to men or anything. Due to bad relationship with my father, I assume that the crush on that boy was only a product of that, and that I wasn't 'born this way' or anything.

I have had ocd (totally undiagnosed) and I think that it's that that has made me watch gay pornography and stuff (as well as being the reason for my crush) lately (for about 3-or-so years now, at times seriously thinking that I am gay, or perhaps bisexual). But it's all just confusing, and what I'm writing now is completely incoherent... ugh...

>>5447387
I wanna stuff a real qt skinny guy until his belly is all bloated
Then make him cum on his distended belly.

>>5447476
Tl:dr

>>5447476
Dude you're gay

I want to jack tonight but I also wanna grow bara titties. Can I do both?

>>5447474
You mean ecstasy? It's not really popular here.

>>5447492

Jack off onto your tiddies and rub it in

>>5447476
>I have had ocd (totally undiagnosed) and I think that it's that that has made me watch gay pornography
girl what you gay

>>5447492
yes, but you have to swallow your semen so your testosterone levels won't go down.

>>5447495
Yeah.
Or mdma I guess.

>>5447476
fucking hell this got long. people aren't gonna bother.

I was gonna add that I relate a bit to Nina in Black Swan who develops some kind of attraction towards than other girl (which I suspect was due to stress/ obsessive thoughts slash behavior).

I think I am questioning my sexuality more than I should, since gay people generally *know* they're gay when they're young, but I am not even sure I'm attracted to men. I don't even get why I worry so much about this, if it's because I want to be gay and 'unique' or something. I can't relax about this.

I also became aware of my typically ""gayish"" behavior and consciously made an effort to stop acting that way, and now in retrospect I wonder if I am a very repressed homosexual/ bisexual.

>>5447492
Yes, just don't masturbate all the time. You should be fine.

>>5447445
there's a picture of you showing your ass off in pink panties on cam

>>5447509
I didn't realise it was 2013. Old news m8

>>5447504
I read both posts.
Chill out.

Not all gay people knew they were gay when they were young.
I was kinda like you.
Best advice? Relax and go experiment. Find some guy and let him know you're experimenting. Tons of men would line up for an "experimenting straight guy".

>>5447504
and I also worry that I am just trying to ""become"" gay or something... i'm just confused (which I assume is typical, so I don't know if I should take any of this seriously)

>>5447529
calm down m8 if it bothers you that much go see a therapist other then that start experimenting (take it slowly though)

>>5447504
I mean, it seems you are saying you've always known that you were gay since when girls were interested in you when you were young you rejected them, maybe that's just my interpretation though.
No one has ever been interested in me, not even when I was that age so I wouldn't know how I would've reacted, but speaking from my viewpoint today I think I would've been curious enough to see what had come from it. Many of your thoughts I can recognize myself in but others I can't since I feel I mostly missed the foundation of building those types of relationships and through that becoming very confused.

>>5447528
Thanks, I guess. Things will play out in eventually.

>>5447518
wait so are you implying you just got this caniballism torture fetish between 2013 and today bc that's kinda creepier

>>5447508
How much is all the time?

Where is that anon that accidentally outed himself to his dad?
>he calls gays queers
>dad says "isn't that offensive
>anon says "not when i sa--"

I wanted to know what happened next..


Also I'm looking for the other anon who is a pro wrestling fan. Are you out there anon? You posted that stephanie mcmahon gif. I wanna talk about wrestling!

>>5447550
What the fuck? No I've had that fantasy since I was like 11.

>>5447563
You're broken

>>5447547
things play out eventually*

>>5447546
i don't even know *why* I rejected other girls. i can't say why, since i just don't know. perhaps it was insecurity or something. it's hard for me to admit to being heterosexual/ bisexual/ homosexual. i try to ask fucking jesus (really an avatar for my psyche or something) and I get the response that I'm straight, and that I have confused myself or something. still, sometimes it just feels like i want to start again or something, that i'm hopelessly deranged.

all i want for christmas is dicks

>>5447563
you see you're trying to be silly and self-disparaging to hide how psycho you are but its just making you look more psycho

>>5447570
i try to accept being heterosexual but for some fucking reason i get drawned towards wondering if im gay. i just wanna feel secure, no matter what i might be.

>>5447551
Personally I try and keep my faps a few days apart, at least two. But you really don't need to plan much.
As long as you are not masturbating everyday especially if you are the type to masturbating more than once a day, you should be okay. I've been masturbating every couple days for the last trimester of school and have made lots of gains so you're okay. don't overthink also

ugh i shouldn't come here and expect an audience.

>>5447566
anon this is 4chan, almost everyone here is broken or fucked up in some way.

>>5447566
>>5447575
How is there a connection between some pic I took as a joke and that fantasy?

>>5447594
that's what we want to know

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>>5447387
the occult and ritualism make my heart go doki doki, despite my brain and common sense pointing out it's fucking retarded so i guess it would have to be something cult-related

>>5447601
You're the one that said there is a connection. I just said that there isn't.

>>5447583
What? You want a fucking audience?
Put on a god damn trip fag and start posting your ass and suddenly you'll have all the attention you want.
The lurking anons here gobble up ass posts like fucking candy. Triple points if you post a selfie.
It all starts with a tripcode.

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>>5447576
Now that you've mentioned it
I want a strong boyfriend to protect me and make me feel safe and stable ^_^
And cuddles everywhere. This is my fetish.

Women wouldn't do that for men though.

>>5447570
It doesn't really matter anymore though, does it because there's no way for you to change that even if you wanted. I get where you're coming from, but it is basically overthinking and I'd agree that it sounds a lot like compulsive thinking I did much of the same thing only from a different perspective. For instance from year 1 to 6 we had a girl in our class (we were 12 boys and 12 girls), and when year 6 came around she had been together with all 12 boys except me and another one, some of them even twice. This made me me really insecure because guys that I considered uglier than me had been with her 3 times. But there's no point in going over these things in your head no matter what answer you come up with it's not something that can be changed.

>>5447613
but why did you take the picture then

>>5447627
For the memez. I don't know why you're so confused by this.

Dann?

>>5447609
Are you the guy who keeps talking about tulpas?

>>5447637
did you mistype damn or are you trying to guess my name

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>>5447640
Fuck no, I'm not that far gone yet.

>tfw 50 hours smoke free

supposedly the first 72 are the hardest.

I just have to get through tomorrow

>>5447643
There's a person who posts here called Dann that I thought you could have been because you're on the same level of autistic stupidity as he is.

Last night I had a dream about getting a handjob from a ripped guy and liking it. Never really had this sort of dream with an obviously masculine guy before... am I turning gay?

>>5447618
it's just bullshit that I think I am a repressed heterosexual. it shouldn't be this way. i'm a freudian mess.

>>5447640
that's me, at christmas dinner it turned out my tulpa was actually a tulku and it went away. now I'm all alone again.

Tfw no bf

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>>5447656

It's only a matter of time before you're full masc4masc

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>>5447659
maybe you're just bi

>>5447648
good luck!

>>5447656
>tfw never had a sex dream

Anyone ever just leave and start a new life?

That's my new years resolution...what's yours?

>>5447679
leave where?

>>5447669
bisexuals, as i understand it, feel the same way towards guys as they feel towards women. girls and men are different to me, as far as attraction goes.

this confusion, if i'm trying to be realistic about this, will pass and I'll become sexually secure with time. it's just the notion of wondering what i'll "end up as" that confuses me... people should know this stuff from young age yet i'm in the dark

i've looked at some statistics showing that many people realized their sexuality later in life (around the time going to college), which guess what, confuses me... i should stop being dramatic and just accept being heterosexual or something, at least for the sake of my own mental equilibrium.

>>5447700
I'm not trying to play the "bisexuals are the devil" meme as it is often played here. But in my anecdotal experience with bisexuals they always end up being straight or gay.
It always appears to be a "phase"

>>5447700
i know this feel

>i want to marry a guy
>not even sure if i could get hard for a guy

feelsbadman

Anyone here know how to get a mail order bride so I can stay closeted

>>5447686

wherever the wind takes me
I'm tired of my life
want something different

>>5447723
this gets labeled as bi-phobic and stuff but i don't care, it's personal observation about very complex, ambiguous stuff

>>5447725
problematic, perhaps i'm the same.

>>5447725
you will find out eventually anon. you just have to wait for the right chance and then you will figure it out

>>5447673
To be honest anon they're not too great since they only seem to last about half a minute then you either switch over to working in the office endlessly or you wake up realising you've got to tidy up the mess.

>>5447669
>good luck!
Thanks!

>>5447732
i'll be your mail order bride, babe.

>>5447648
Good job. [head pats]

>>5447609
Rituals are silly and not real. But it's a science fact that humans need that shit to feel ok. And if you rub your tummy, you will feel ok with that.
[magic]

>>5447459
Excellent. I'm not even sure who I'm talking to anymore. But it's still fun. My infatuation would go a lot smoother if you'd trip.

>>5447723
In fairness to the bisexual menace, it may be that the end up in a LTR that's straight or gay. Practically it looks the same.

>>5447732
Yeah, but they'd all want kids. And it wouldn't improve your standing that much.

>>5447387

Im pretty vanilla, just want a daddy to dom me desu senpai

>>5447777
>i'm pretty vanilla
>i'm just a disgusting sexual deviant
;)

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>>5447777

>>5447767
no they wouldn't they'd want a green card

>>5447766
>>5447767
>>5447777
>>5447788
4 straight tripfag post

that's my cue to leave

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>>5447777

Dat get

>>5447749
Do you have a family? Friends? A job? A place you live? Phone bills? Internet bills? Debt?
Yes, I want to just leave, but there are so many ties that constrict you actually going through with just leaving never really works.

>>5447799
>he doesn't know the difference between a trip and a name

The str8 guy in this vid is hot. The fags are gross

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3i6f_G5C2I

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>>5447387

>>5447799
le hating trips meme

>>5447811
Isn't that usually how it is?

>>5447799
Have a nice day. Dick blessings to you.

>>5447798
It depends. There are a lot of nice ladies out there in the shitboxes of the world. It's terrible, but that sort of upbringing develops character.

>>5447459
[email protected]

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>tfw never wipe my ass
>mfw they pull their cock out after railing me

>>5447830
I hope you die of an anal infection

>>5447802

I have a family.
Friends have all went their own way over the years. I might see them every few months. We are all in our late 20s, early 30s.
Quit my job a month ago.
I have a place to live.
I have no bills or debt.

I have always wanted to just be free to wander the earth.
I wish I didn't waste so much time in college or working so much in my 20s.

I see my parents aging and how hard they've worked, they never get a break.
Even once they can get Social security retirement benefits, they will only be getting $1200-$1500/mo which is basically poverty level income. How can you retire on that along with medical bills?

Having stuff is useless. I just want to start a new life, be a vagabond. Take a risk. Let go of all the baggage in my head. You only get one life.

>>5447830

>yfw they pull out and wipe it on you

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>>5447830
thanks for the mental image

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>>5447767
I'm the estrogen-abusing femmy who's into bears and fuzzy cubs. It's too early to get so forgetful gramps! Are you going to pass out on me during fucking as well?

>>5447859
Why do you have a bunch of pictures of a chimpanzee?

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Is there some sort of rule to spooning and is it inherently gay? I know being the little spoon is always gay, but if a straight dude is the big spoon, does it turn him gay?

I'm asking for a friend of course

>>5447851
>how do you make a bottom scream twice?
wipe your dick off on his window treatments after you fuck him.

This couple is so cute :3

I want a home baker bf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKpBcyCdB5w

>>5447859
>flirting with girl with pneumonic autism

>>5447877
so much gayface.

>>5447859
If you weren't so busy being disrespectful you would have seen my decisive reply. At this rate IDK if I would fuck you. You might need years of domestication training first.

>>5447876
>spooning; is it inherently gay?
YES.

>>5447895
Hi secret stalker.

>>5447909
Did you change your name?
I thought I filtered your ass.

>>5447818
Booooooooog

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>>5447865
Interspecies sex for life yo

>>5447909
I wasn't being disrespectful to you at all, where did you get such a crazy idea from? And if I was u pretty much deserved it you know. Maybe you aren't worthy of my two warm spots at all and you are destined to stay in the cold, bad daddy

>>5447939
>two warm spots

u ftm?

>>5447939
So this is girl with pneumatic drill//pseudonymous d's new trip?

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>>5447942
FTMs have three holes or two + bonus manhole not two, dummy

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>>5447954
Are you the person that was erping the other day than started getting rude with everyone?

If so you're my new favorite poster.

>>5447950
I don't know about his past posting history, you tell me sherlock

>>5447926
Dis meme. Next I say "trip on, XYZ."

Trip on, Ann

>>5447939
I'm never cold. I have the warmth of my silverback Grandad dick with me always. It also makes furniture and smokes meats. So I'm pretty set. I just sometimes get tired of having my own manhood as the little spoon. I considered taking you under my wing as a kindness to a wild child. Perhaps you don't deserve my cozy meats.

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what does gg think of handicap guys?

>>5447971
i want a dude who can fuck me t bh

>>5447971
I actually had a (closeted/repressed) crush on a guy who had bad palsy. It's not a big deal. Although honestly, kinda hot that he wouldn't have been able to run from my dick.

Christmas aftermath: gained 5kg.
Kill me now.

>>5447992
hey john im in town again c;

>>5448011
I've lost five pounds since being at my parents' house

turns out they don't stock junk food I like anymore. And also I've been sleeping through meals.

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>>5447958
Ain't me, sorry fammy

>>5447964
How long can you go without having someone to keep your little pride warm with their caring hands or warm pouch when it's so cold outside hmm? You need me, admit it

>>5448041
You sound hot...
I have a thing for sassy subby bitchy men.

>>5448028
don't try this bullshit on me again

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>>5448057
Umm k

>>5448041
>pouch?
Anyway, I could go years. Decades really. Because nobody ever needs anyone. It's a matter of wanting so badly, you lose the rational capacity tell the difference. And that's what I want to feel.

So, how long can you go without feeling the heat of a man's want?

>>5447387
I want fuck a guy while I take a knife and give him moderate to severe cuts, take my fingers and slowly rub his own blood over his skin while I fuck him and nibble on his ear.

[spoiler]Needless to say I'll never do this because it's fucking crazy[/spoiler]

>>5448205
bloodplay is kinda hot

is nicolar jaar fuckable?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHC63xUC7Hw

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>>5448156
My (back) snatch, daddy.

I am obliged to keep you warm and I want you to want me even if I had to melt your stone cold heart down and put it back together. Why would you want to be alone when you could have a warm blooded person who's crazy into you near you or on top of you? You would miss out big time. Just saying.

>>5448221
yeah, the only issue is the whole like "insanity" business.

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>>5448234
>jew nose
NOPE

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>>5448294
He can't even grow a full beard.

>>5448302>>5448294
Jew noses are cute + bears are nasty and harbor germs and disease and nasty bugs

>>5448314

>jew noses are cute

JIDF pls go

who is this qt?

http://imgur.com/a/wLMLT

>>5448334

Big strong noses can be super cute tho, the nose is the penis of the face.

>>5448350
Is that dan from the tinychat?
The bottom picture looks like him and the others could be older.

>>5448350
>http://imgur.com/a/wLMLT
ask /mtfgen/

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>>5448350
Booger 2

Obviously a wannabe tranny though.

Luckily that's my fetish.

>>5448350
Disgusting, Dan crossdresses? I always thought he was cute but crossdressing is a big no for me.

>>5448370
and as we all know, Dan exists to please you

why is buying a phone so hard oh my god just kill me

>>5448234
Not bad for a non-fem. Not sure about the music.

>>5448286
Yeah, but pouch is silly. Boipouchzki maybe. We'll put a pin in that. Or a dildo. Whatever.

>Why would you want to be alone
Solid question. Because being with the wrong person feels worse than being alone. You're still not happy, and now you also have to be mindful of your flatus. It's awkward and not worth it.

So I insist on being the right person or moving on. Maybe I'm idealistic as an entry level homosexual. Maybe I'm an asshole. Why are you alone if you're so open and free?

>>5448383


it really isn't that hard, decide what you really need in a phone, set a budget, and don't go over it

>>5448370

You should really crossdress or become mtf or do drag. It would actually make you more interesting and work with your stuck up personality.

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>>5448383
Just get on the NEXT program with ATT :^ )

Just easy payments for the phone each month :^)

You cna get the new samsung galaxy AND the new Apple Iphone :^)

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>>5448383
It literally isn't, just don't let the sales person shill you for a couple of hours and it's a pretty straightforward decision.

>>5448401

I don't really have a budget

And I can't tell the difference between them like should I care if it has a 15mp camera or a 12 one? I want quality dick pics but I have no idea if that makes a difference. Does bloatware matter? Idk will it slow down tinder or grindr? That plus music is all I'll be doing on it (besides normal phone things)

>>5448350
First two aren't me ,rest are. Last is me showing my rocky horror outfit to Hitler
Also trip on rugby

>>5448421

AT&T aren't in Canada anyway. Also installment plans always make you pay more than if you purchased right away. I have a feeling you're a rusemaster.

>>5448383


>bought a Moto G 1st edition 2 years ago for $99.00
>still look like new
>still works good enough for me
>pay only $5/mo + taxes ($6.50/mo) for wifi service through Republic Wireless, which means as long as I'm connected to the internet I can send/receive calls or surf the internet and do whatever
>works really well so far as every place in my city has free wifi
>if need to use the phone on the go for directions or to make/receive a call/text, could just park in front of any fast food joint and connect to their free wifi network for free

Fuck. I'm really stuffed and drunk atm.
Wish I had a qt to rub my belly :3

>>5448466

Post tumtum

>>5448430

12mp or 15mp isn't even needed unless you plan to print those dick pics out for posters

>>5448350
Are the first twos eyes blue or green?
I cannot tell with the lighting.

>>5448469
Post yours first :3

>>5448472

>unless you plan to print those dick pics out for posters

Haha y-yeah who would do that right...

>>5448478

I asked first

>>5448482

seriously 18MP is used to create huge BILLBOARDS you see on highways

You only really need 6MP which can be printed 30" wide and still be perfectly acceptable from a couple of feet away or up close.

>>5448486
Convince me to drink more so its a lil bigger :3

>>5448350
Also the gif obviously isn't me, didn't even see tht earlier

>>5448494

Get to chugging fatty

>>5448497
O-okay :3

>>5448440
>>5448496

https://archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/search/username/dann/filter/text/


Someone named dann posted them in the archive.

Why lie? If you like to wear sexy lingerie and womens clothing, it's okay. There's nothing to be ashamed of. You can still be a masculine top bb.

>>5448511
Rugby it takes 5 seconds of looking through those lists to tell that almost all of them are you. If I posted pics in girls clothes I'd own up. But all you have is a rocky horror outfit that I was a little too happy to wear

>>5448460
This techfag gets it. Moto has been putting out top tier stuff. You can get the new nicer one of course. Easily in the top five Droid choices.

Republic is nice, too. You can pair that (or maybe even a tablet) with a cellular hotspot for emergencies. Karma is good for low hassle.

>>5448522

I'm not rugby. Was just curious cus people in the chat were talking about you and how you wanted dildonics really bad and was curious if it were the same dann that use to post on ftmg, and it was. I know nothing of the beef between you and Rugby. I guess he posted as you and used someone elses pics.

>>5448536

I wish there was a plugin wifi satellite service that I could use so I could really do some adventurous travelling to remote locations.

>>5448545
>>5448522
Fuck off I've been playing RO2 for hours. Stop trying to falseflag as me, you cunts. Quit trying to create boringass drama.

>>5448545
Oh yeah sorry lol
Nah Hitler and rugby found some camwhore on /cuteboys/ who looked super similar to me. Also looking back at posts made by "dann" a lot were people from the old femgen Skype group posting as me for memes.

>>5448560
You can kinda get that for RVs and such now, but it's very limited and expensive. I suspect a good solution will be on the shelves in the next few years tho. Internet drones loitering around or something.

>>5448565
https://archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/thread/4265022/#4265064
I forgot how volatile you can be.

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This is my fetish.
And I hate it.
Why can't I be normal?

>>5448597

Quality fetish desu

>>5448387
>Boipouchzki
Lmao, come on we can only stretch this overused meme so far

>Because being with the wrong person feels worse than being alone
Aww I knew you were a romantic with the soul of a 19th century French poet. Deep down I also believe in elusive fairy tales about "finding the one" so I am not making fun of u and I won't I swear. You're so cute but right now I just want to fuck until I have a concussion and my flabby bits fall off.

>>5448572

there's the Iridium Go!, but it's $800 + $50 activation + $125/mo https://www.iridium.com/network/globalnetwork

Too expensive. Can't wait for wifi to be everywhere, even 1000 miles on a boat in the middle of nowhere.

>>5448604
Do you have any crushes on anybody here?
You're my new favorite trip.

You deserve better than girl with pnumatic autism.

>>5447449
Where'd you run off to man? I miss your work. You always had by far the best romantic stories on the site.

>>5448604
Don't we all.

>>5448609
Yeah that system is shit. Not worth it.

>>5448613
I like ya, but shut up, man. You had a turn.

>>5448598
You like weight gain too fambam?
I don't know where it comes from but I love to see athletes from high school put on the college 15, which always ends up being 30-40 because they don't know that alcohol suppresses your metabolism so the weight gain is multiplied.

I'm getting a boner just thinking about it, fuck.

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>>5448652

Hell yeah

Especially if they're like beefy and cut at the beginning and they retain the muscle but just add a bunch of fat on top

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>>5448658
Mmmmmmm
tum4u

(its not my tum :c)

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>tfw no Estonia bf

>tfw bf

How's your weekend, niggas?

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>>5448667
>>5448658

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>>5448678
Is your BF cute?
Do you love him?
You should text him that you love him after this post.
-Sincerely, a poster that used to have a BF.

>>5448681

That's your body

Except you were never cut

<3

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>>5448681
Shoo you.

>>5448678

Tell us all about how you acquired him

>>5448678
>>5448687
Would you make Rugby eat untill he got a tum?
:3

>>5448687
Bye forever.

>>5448699
he cant make me do shit unless he buys an iPhone instead of a gayass Samsung S6

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>>5448613
Since you ask I can tell you I have a crush on basically anyone here who is a bear who can grow a nice black fuzz on their chest. Senpai seems interesting.

Oh you. It's not like we are getting married but thanks for being worried about me, sweetie.

>>5448649
I don't know familia. Do YOU?

>>5448684
I will (:

>>5448694
I met him at a University I was interested In attending for my graduate program. Random coffee house. We locked eyes and we had a blast

>>5448699

Of course

>>5448721

<3

>>5448722
>a bear who can grow a nice black fuzz on their chest.
>Senpai

kek

>>5448727

:3 How adorable

>>5448747
w/e I just think you are a fun poster

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>>5448350

Do you ever have that feeling when you want to have sex with a guy but you can't be bothered going through the hassle of meeting a complete stranger off grindr for the first time?

>>5448794

I know that feel so hard

It's just like

90% chance that this guy will be disappointing and as soon as I cum I'll be like "damn I should have just fapped"

>>5448794
never used grindr but i'd often find a reason to not go on a date with a guy I met online. i suppose in retrospect the thrill is quite nice and i do regret not being more adventurous (such as not having a threesome when i could have). but now i have a bf, which is different, but better for me.

>>5447119
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldNSMnEeKio
Wake up and say this everyday

>I will die alone and unhappy.

>when someone 4 years older than you calls you "daddy" on Grindr

wtb assisted suicide

Will people know I'm gay if I have an iPhone? It would be nice for guys to hit on me instead of grills

>>5448859

But that's hot.

Post daddypussy desu.

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>>5448722
Of course. Pretty sure I could cut steel with my ejaculate. Anyway, nobody here is actually flying around to fuck anyone else. So there's that reality to cope with. Maybe I'm not so much a romantic as grumpy. Casual sex even on cam is like a party guest who's stayed too long. Gross.

>>5448875
I'm too young and cute to be called daddy, dammit

>>5448899

Young and cute daddies are nice though

Own your dadness

>>5448902
also the whole "daddy" thing creeps me out

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>>5448906

But daddies are great

>tfw no hairy armenian bf

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>tfw looking back to the past to getting completely fucked over and just thinking about murdering that person daily and obsess for hours over it
>tfw there is no cure to my hatred
>tfw have tried everything

I wish I could do more than repressing it.

>last seen: Friday 2pm
What do

>>5448933
>Living to hate someone.
Why would you surrender your life to a shitlord like that? Rescue yourself by living for yourself.

>>5448875
>Will people know I'm gay if I have an iPhone?
Underrated schtick. Do it.

>>5448954
>implying I am not living for myself

One day I am going to be free from the social jew and only living with the spirits that I have created.
I hate every fucking person on this planet.

Unlike those other losers who can't make friends or lovers I choose to not even partake in that shit anymore.

>>5448933
>>tfw there is no cure to my hatred
>>tfw have tried everything


Accepted Jesus as your Lord and Savior?
Read the new testament?
Sure you'be done everything. I doubt it.

>>5448910
>Tfw a hot daddy messages me but he's poz

S-sorry daddy

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>>5448961
I go to church weekly and have read the bible numerous times. I read all of that shit. Philosophy and lying to myself isn't going to help. I have been going to church for almost two years.

Religions not shit for mental health. I chose the path of the misanthropist many years ago.

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>>5448963

Ugh isn't that the worst

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>>5448898
Never say never, familia. We are still living on the same planet you know so reality can kiss my big pale white ass. You are from America aren't you? How fucking difficult it must be to step into a plane, arrive in the city, literally meet face to face and go wherever it's nice and romantic or just any place you like that's not too shady and melt my steel beams with your jet fuel?

But I am poor and don't have money for a ticket so we might as well just drop it tbqhon.

>>5448959
Fine. Your persecution complex is boring. Learn the kazoo. Get an ironic tattoo. Just don't commit suicide by a thousand leg cuts, you. Shit's played out. You're punishing the world by being a boring child. And children are usually fascinating. Shiggity.

>>5448978
>suicide

When did I say suicide at all?
I love myself it's others that are the problem. I am cutting them out of my life completely.

>>5448983
Literally figurative.

>>5448975
We'll see, bb.

>>5449005
k big boy, see u tomorrow? I'll post under 'Stalin' next time

hey guys I'm gay now what do I do?

>>5449053
suck a big ol' ndyick

>>5449057

is there any way I can just masturbate with another guy?

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>>5449053
Settle down with a lovely Christian girl and have a few kids.

>>5449069
>ywn marry fatanons sister and have him as a side peice

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>>5449083
I don't have a sister.

>>5449067
you can pay for a camwhore and pretend

that's what I do

>crai

>>5449083
who's fatanon again?

sounds like something you'd call Wizzy before he started tripping

>>5449087
You will when I'm done with your brother.

>>5449096
He always complains about fat people posting.

>>5449116
oh bully-kun?

oh hey, reading comprehension would have helped here.

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>>5449107
My brothers wouldn't make very good trannies, one's almost 30 and has a nice gf.

I have too much kindness in my heart to get involved with a married man, I only want to subdue and molest one.

>when you find rugbys facebook profile
>when you are about to email his dad with every degenerate thing he has posted on here

>>5449273
Howd you manage that and why are you doing that to him?

>>5449286
that's what he gets for leaking other peoples nudes and acting like the d0xxmast3r on 4chan.

>>5449300

nice lad. post it here.

dont forget the omegle pedo thing

>>5449300
Was he the one bullying niq?

is niq black?

>>5449334
yeah. he couldn't handle being rejected by him.

>>5449351
Like he was the one that was literally threatening him that was talked about on here about the tinychat? That's fucked up.

>>5449359

yep

>>5449363
That's fucked up. I thought the anti rugby sentiment was a joke also. That's pretty shitty. If true ill join in on the shitposting very heavily on the guy.

I actually liked the guy also.

>>5449367

eh hes sociopathic. im not sure shitposting will fix him, it will just ruin the thread for everyone else

>>5449367
there is a reason there is an 'anti-rugby' sentiment
the anti-rugby conspiracy against me meme is just something that he uses to absolve himself of responsibility for anything he has ever done, and people actually listen to him, so of course he keeps using it. anyone who has really digged into the facts of the matter, realizes basically everything that rugby is accused of is true. he uses 'disinfo' and 'social manipulation' techniques that are enough to fool the average user here.

>>5449381
I believe it.
I've seen extremely obvious samefagging and being an asshole trying to get himself out of things.

>>5449403
>>5449403
>>5449403
>>5449403
new i guess

>>5448418
I dont think it would, no.
>>5448377
what does that even mean

>>5447387
I want to be tied up, and have my Dom to tease me for hours, until I have one glorious orgasm. And then I service him however he wants me to.

Maybe a little standard for kink idk.