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Would you engage in compensated dating, /gaygen/?

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>>5443216
in 4 butts.

>>5443224

>baby arms
>huge torso and booty

this body makes no sense

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>>5443222
>those trips
Witnessed.
>compensated dating
Like a male escort?

>>5443226
That what you get when you're into powerlifting. lol

>>5443227
Basically, you don't even need to fug.

>>5443222
There's a joke in there about straight dating.

Anyway, no transactional action for me. But I wouldn't judge manwhores without hearing their story.

>>5443233
If the money was right. I would.

>>5443244
>>5443222
Oh for sure
It's like going to dinner and getting paid for it, while having somebody to talk to. Now if the person were too annoying then probably no.

Where are all the macho guys? I'm tired of emasculated sissies.

>>5443258
Stop looking at yourself in a mirror.

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>>5443261

Yaaaasss kween! Drag ha! You got the receipts on her, hunty!

>>5443258
I have the opposite problem. It seems like all the guys who want the d, are around my size. I can't find a qt twink for the life of me.

>>5443258
I used to post 24/7 on /gaygen/ but once I started lifting, feeling confident and outgoing, I started becoming more masculine, independent, and mature. Now /gaygen/ bores me and I rarely come here.

>>5443278
anyone with confidence doesn’t spend much time complaining on the internet. Not time for that shit.

>>5443288
I'm not complaining, just sharing my experience.

>>5443291
Wasn’t referring to you. Was just stating basicly that since your confidence grew you have no time to post shit 24/7 haha.

Does liking certain pokemon make you masc or effeminate?

>>5443288
True. Since I gained confidence, even boiling spaghetti takes only half the time!

>>5443296
If thats the case what does not caring about pokemon make you?

>>5443296
depends on the pokemon
when i told my brother that my favorite pokemon was linoone he never looked at me the same

>>5443297
I just look and its done!

>>5443303
I wonder what it means that mine is Amphabros

>>5443296
No. It might make you sped though.

>tfw in the future you'll be able to get preggers your husband preggers

>>5443318
ampharos? what a shocker
>>5443364
tfw

>>5443258
I'm looking for them too anon. I see too many geek bros not even masculine enough to be considered "guy next door" types.

youtube.com/watch?v=kMp4UVXFUtI

Gaygen, pretty much.
(Senpai, really)

>>5443296
which ones do you like?

>>5443377

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m_lQBKbnUGs

Wrong link

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>>5443377

Okay but that is 100% accurate

>>5443384
I like alakazam, gengar, and jolteon.

>>5443394
not my taste really, but i don't think that weighs in on your masculinity or femininity

>>5443394
>gengar

Watashi no nigger

>>5443394
Trip on senpai

>>5443411

Excuse me bitch

My faves are:

joltik
growlithe
bulbasaur

>TFW in the future I will get my husband preggers
>TFW our kids will play pokemens
>TFW I will finally have good reason to know WTF a gengar is

>>5443427
Trip on girl with pneummonic drill

hands are better than dicks
write it down

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>>5443454

It's hard to type with your benis though, you'll keep hitting multiple keys

>>5443454
Trip on sludgepuppy

>>5443461
>those hands

gahd

>>5443470
Bald hands are lame.

>>5443475
Trip on 5652

>>5443470
I don't know that I've met anyone with a hand fetish before. lol

>>5443479
Trip on rugby

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>>5443454

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why are gay guys either too attractive or too hideous?
why are gay guys either too masculine or too feminine?

where are the normal, average gay boys?

>>5443485
Oh I've had this before. You van guess where that hand went next

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>>5443216
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>>5443227
>>5443229
>>5443242
>>5443253
>>5443261
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>>5443496
>Too attractive
You lost me there.

>>5443496
you have the types that put effort into their appearance and the types that don't

i used to be normal until i went fem

>>5443496
Why do you want to know?

>>5443496
>where are the normal, average gay boys?
Hiding in plain sight :^)

>>5443501
too late I dont give a fuck.

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>>5443496
>too attractive

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Rate this hand

>>5443496
>too attractive

Is that like someone who is so attractive that simply seeing them dashes all hopes that they will ever even acknowledge your existence because next to their perfection you look like dog shit?

>>5443523
shameful/10

>>5443523
lice/10

>>5443525
yes

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Biscum master race here. Who wants their bp demolished tonight?

>>5443512
Oh yes

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>>5443534

You slut

>>5443523
This is a fetish I never thought I had.

>>5443532
holy shit i got so horny today around 4pm i had to go lie down
don't remind me

There's no hairy men here. They all shave like faggots.

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>>5443555
Impossibru.

>>5443525
>>5443528
I think you're either selling yourself short, or need to channel that frustration into correcting whatever your perceived shortcoming is.

>>5443532
Post boipussy.

>>5443523
shit, really? there gets to be a point where there's too much hair

>>5443555
Most gay dudes around where I live have some facial hair unless they're like twinks.

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>>5443555
>implying

To keep tumtum or not?

Seriously, I'm getting self conscious about my weight. But I do like the husky ones, so would being skinnier or fatter/more built make me attractive to them?

>>5443564
Literally looks like donkey Kong.
Who is that?

>>5443548
>i had to go lie down
Is this a euphemism for something? Why wouldn't you just fap like a normal person.

>>5443559
>>5443564

Ugh those tiddies

Why aren't they in my face

>>5443565

Tumtums are good but you need to have thicker arms and chest to really carry off a bigger one

>>5443565
Your husbando will be your clone, become who you want to fuck.

You know I just wanted to stop and say im glad there's people like all of you that fetishize males. It makes the world a better place since masculinity is looked so down upon nowadays.


Thanks for making me ok that I am a man and never be ashamed of it.

>>5443568
i went and had one of those mental orgasms
it was a good christmas

>>5443581
merry christmas insecuranon

>>5443581

Post hairy ass

>>5443581
dudes that get a persecution complex about being a dude BECAUSE FEMINISM are hilarious

ty for posting

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need a bf stat!

>>5443599
don't we all

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>>5443523
looks hawt to me

>>5443545
y-you too

>>5443555
theres no hairy men where you live? or here on gaygen

>>5443564
wow

>>5443581
Masculinity is looked down upon? Is this what I think it is or are you actually delusional?

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>>5443599

t f w

>>5443592
>>5443608

tumblr pls go

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>>5443588
>>5443589
>>5443608
>>5443605
>>5443592
The feminists go out of our way to take away straight man rights. They make masculinity looks horrible but I am a man. I will always be a man and I will always fight for my right TO BE A MAN. I will never let a femboi tell me what I am doing is wrong regardless of what they say or think.

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>>5443612

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>>5443619

Oh gross

breeder fuck off

>>5443621

>no bf who dresses up as a puppy

>>5443614
I think you got it backwards

>>5443619
Please take the liberty to go outside for once. Tumblr is far from representative of the typical population.

>>5443626
where do people buy those masks anyway

>>5443640
mr s leather is the big place, but there's a handful of other pup shops

>>5443644
>mr. s
i was looking at harnesses on mr. s the other day. I didn't even think to look for masks there

>>5443581
shut up

or something

>>5443648
i think they just have the basic black one, some people prefer thewell-keptpet b/c they make some really intricate designs (but i don't personally)

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>>5443633
It's funny because feminists pretend to hate men than at the end of the day they ALWAYS fuck chad. The are the biggest retards ever. Even dumber than regular women and that is fucking saying something.

>>5443619
>all that shit
haha go man go!
As a feminist I want to PERSONALLY confirm all your wildest fears about feminism's ulterior motives. Yes we hate all men and we're going to make it so that all man will not be allowed to smile unless a women has given him written consent for him to do so.

We're also working with the Gay Agenda right now but we're going to betray them within like 6 years or so

>>5443664
HAHAHAHAHA

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>>5443626
I had one of them psycho-spiritual orgasms at 6:57 PM about bisexual Scooby Doo solving the mystery of the British bussy bridge blasting.

(There were no floppy wieners.)
>>5443532

>>5443666
((GAYTRIARCHY))

>>5443655
>thewell-keptpet
i hadn't heard of that until just now. I like the idea of being able to customize the masks, but i like the plain black ones the best.

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>>5443222
>tfw broke
>tfw can't even sugar daddy and pay a guy to pretend to like me

>>5443710
>have next to no personality of interests but super patient and can put up with almost anyone
>always have spare money because I never do anything
How do I sugardaddy someone into being my houseboy/fucktoy?

>>5443754
come to la

>>5443757
I don't have that much money unfortunatly otherwise I probably would do it.
You're pretty cute.

>>5443763
thanks
hmu, i'll sell you my underwear or something

>tfw browsing /x/ at 1 am
>tired but now too scared to sleep
i am dumb as fuck

>>5443775
cute

>>5443775
>feeling feelings
wow what a gay

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>>5443775
i'll keep you safe baby boy

>>5443775
>tfw no dommy bf to coax me whenever I feel irrationally scared of some stories from the internet

>>5443775
the grifter is coming

>>5443792
It's getting cold, isn't it?

>>5443775
>tfw no pussy bf to cuddle when he's scared.

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Post lewd pics, deadgen.

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>>5444034

k

>>5444067
...
Go on.

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>>5444086

>>5443775
I get pretty scared of teenagers writing bad stories too.

>tfw can't kill myself because of what it would do to my mother

Ah the joys of being depressed and extremely empathic

>>5444112
You should probably just get medical help. Being all 'woe is me I'm depressed' online isn't sustainable in the long run.

>>5444123
I know but the weird thing about depression is it makes it really hard to motivate yourself to do anything about it.

I'm just waiting hoping it'll get a little better once I graduate college this spring

Before you chide me again for wallowing pathetically, however, consider all the >tfw no bf posts that could be better spent out looking or bettering ones self but are completely accepted in these threads

>>5444133
I have depression, and I get that. It sucks, but your choices are dealing with it or remaining miserable. Set small, realistic goals for yourself (like making an appointment to speak to someone, for example) and make progress towards treatment. I attempted suicide two years ago and was hospitalized because of it, so please trust me when I say that I do not consider depression a joke. My life is far better now because I was essentially forced into getting help. Don't let it escalate that far and take care of yourself.

>Before you chide me again for wallowing pathetically, however, consider all the >tfw no bf posts that could be better spent out looking or bettering ones self but are completely accepted in these threads
I don't really come here often, and if that's the norm, maybe I won't. I'm just bored and missing my PS4.

>>5444151
I tried my campus counselor but she's awful so I stopped going. Once I graduate and have a job hopefully in a city big enough to have good mental health services, I'll probably do something about it if it isn't better. I just sort of wanted to get my feelings out here since I have no one to really talk to about it

>>5444164
Your college health center should have information regarding hotlines to call or other free or affordable services available to you.

Getting your feelings out in a healthy manner is fine and dandy, I just take issue with people who toss around the idea suicide so casually. And if you AREN'T tossing it around casually, that's fucking serious.

>>5444194
I'm not sure if it's casual or not. If I'm not distracting myself with something I'm thinking about it constantly, but I always pull myself back by thinking about how it would affect my parents, and I don't want to do that to them.

Whenever something goes wrong in my life it's the first "solution" my brain jumps to

>>5444202
That seems serious. You should do what I described in the post above and look into more options if you can't find them on your campus.

>>5444205
Sorry, I think I misspoke when I said "constantly", it's only like that when I'm at a low point, which comes and goes ...and where I am right now

>>5444212
Pretty eyes

>>5444212
Reminds me of an asymmetric Daniel Radcliffe

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Why don't you have a tulpa?

>>5444240
I dont want schizophrenia

>>5444240
I'm not delusional

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>>5444243
>he thinks that its giving himself schizophrenia

>>5444185
sauce please anyone???

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>>5444240
I'm not that lonely that I'd go full schizo.

>>5444240
what if everyone who doesn't have a tulpa is someone else's tulpa

>>5444261
Then I wish whoever imagined me into existence would un-imagine me

>>5444268
Don't worry anon we love you.

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>>5444261
>mfw

>>5444260
I do it because I hate humanity. I would rather live with something I created than another lifeform. I hate humanity even though I am good with them.

hello frends

>>5444282
If you have a tulpa you're not smart enough to be good with people

Describe your straight crush, /gaygen/.

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>>5444293
No I am actually extremely good and near godlike with them. I just hate them so much since I understand them so well.

>>5444297
This is too "poe's law" for me

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>>5444295
>tfw bi crush has a gf.

>>5444307
Whatever that means in this situation

>>5444315
It means "not sure if serious"

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>>5444317
I get that a lot.

I am one hundred percent serius about everything tbt.

Dead thread, dead sexuality.

>>5443276
These fags keep pushing them away because for some reason they think feminine guys arent actually gay men...

>>5443523

Love it.

Although I would have to see more if you have enough forearm muscle to make it hot.

Martial arts work wonders for that kinda stuff, esp. fencing.

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Tfw new gay-as-fuck undies :3

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>>5444240
>wanting a FEMALE imaginary fairy friend

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>>5444240
>tulpa
I'd rather have UNLIMITED STAND POWER

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>>5444444
you fucking stole my gets

do you guys care if ur bf is a gold/platinum star gay or not?

>>5444450
No.

>>5444440
post bp

>tfw qt lil twink body
>tfw ugly af face

>>5444483
trip on Hitler, Niq and Booger

>>5444487
#1 ugly twink reporting in

>>5444450
What? Are there gay leaderboards or something?

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>>5444491
Are they biting today?

>>5444492
>What? Are there gay leaderboards or something?
>he doesn't know about the gay leader boards
>he doesn't know about the gayderboards
>ishiggertydiggertydo
>laughing whores dot png

>>5444494
I hope he catches something, so I can make maki rolls.

>>5444492
>dating anyone below Top 100 in your region

The leaderboards are there for a reason chump

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>got my boyfriend about 800 dollars worth of stuff
>got literally NOTHING in return
>not even a card, not even some shitty photo or whatever, nothing, literally fucking nothing at all

Got him the games he wanted, upgraded his PC, got him a dualshock 4 with a batman sticker (he loves batman) to put on the light, some cutsy little shit and an overall very thoughtful gift that I have put a lot of thought behind to make it as cool as possible. This christmas was nothing but a slap in the face to me. I don't know if I should be so mad about it as I am right now but I'm rage incarnated. I mean, I don't care about gifts per se, but I care about the attitude, and all I'm getting about this is the most blatant "you're barely even an afterthought to me" statement while I'm here always thinking about this fucking retard.

Considering breaking up but I'm too fucking mad right now to think straight. What should I do, gaygen? This is just baffling to me. How much of a fucking douchebag you have to be to not get your boyfriend fucking ANYTHING? I have already been bothered by his overall lazyness but this is too much.

Anyway, looking for advices, I'm too mad to think normally right now.

>>5444509
How did he react to this? Is he remorseful at all? If not then immediately leave him.

>>5444509
I don't get people things for Xmas but I make it clear that they shouldn't expect anything. If you've been giving him lots of stuff for a while and he's been accepting it then yeah, it's a shitty thing not to give something back, but also not everyone does the whole gift thing. Think about whether you're just expecting something where nothing was ever there.

>>5444509
Sounds like someone has a sugar daddy.

>>5444509
Violenty fuck his bp.
If he complains just tell him to shut up and that he should have bought you a present if he didn't want it.

>>5444512

He got happy with my gifts and all but didn't show anything. He just started talking about "my gift that is arriving" but I saw through his bullshit and straight asked him if he had bought anything or not and in the end he didn't buy anything. He straight up said he was browsing through some souvenir shops and talking about things such as those cups with drawings on them but then he said they were "too expensive". I just put on a blank smile after hearing this. A fucking shitty cup is "too expensive" to me.

>>5444513
I wasn't expecting him to buy me almost a thousand dollars worth of gifts like I got him of course. But seriously, NOTHING? I just can't imagine dating someone and then not even putting up some shitty card or whatever for the person.

>>5444494
might help if u had bait
>>5444509
probably should of had a small discussion with him before buying him $800 worth of shit
lots of people arent into that christmas...i know im not

>>5444509
if you ask me, the moment you were planning on spending that much money, you should've fucking talked to him about it and talked about how much you wanna spend this year

Maybe he doesn't have money to buy you gifts and now feels shitty?

Good going OP, you have nobody to blame but you for being a fucking moron.

>>5444509
Look up the definition of a "gift" again.

>Christmas fights
Ah classic

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>>5444509
>got my boyfriend about 800 dollars worth of stuff
I'd probably be freaked out if someone spent that much money on me. Even when I was a kid, my parents never spent more than a few hundred on gifts per person.
>Considering breaking up
Bit cunty tbqh.

>>5444535
>Bit cunty tbqh.

But what should I get from this? I mean. You're with someone, you have money, you have the means, and you do nothing for them on what's supposed to be a special occasion. It gets even worse because I handed him his gifts at december 23 because maybe we wouldn't be able to see each other at the 25 due to his family, so he had the whole 24 to get something and he didn't. What should I also get from "I was browsing through a store that had these cool cups with drawings on them but nah, they are expensive"? Like, a fucking cup. A cup.

Again, I'm analyzing the attitude and all I'm getting from it is an "I don't give a fuck" vibe out of it, hence why I'm considering breaking up. What would you do in this situation? I'm clearly mad right now, which is why I'm asking others.

>>5444540
You're the crazy one here. Talk to him like a person and explain where you're coming from without sounding angry. He'll tell you a reasonable explanation and then you can move on with your lives. You're mad about a complete non-issue.

>>5444540
Are you dating one of those neckbears that play games and watch anime?

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>>5444540
$800 is a lot of presents. Did you grow up in a rich family who spoiled you every Christmas, or did you just get excited about having a bf that you could spoil?
Just get over it, it's not worth crying over. Christmas shouldn't be about presents, they're sure as fuck not a big deal with anyone in my family. If it's a fairly new relationship and you're spending Christmas apart, he might not have thought you were going to exchange gifts this year. You can't just expect him to rush out on Christmas eve to find you something in return for your autistic spending spree.

dead thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VliDz0rGdlg

has my bf release date been announced yet or are they gonna delay it until next season like always

>>5444544
He might as well have thrown $800 to the wind and you're saying that's a non-issue? That's a huge fucking issue.

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>>5444509
Date me, for that shit I'd be a sex slave for you during a whole month.

>>5444614
>bf release date
EA, not even once.

>>5444509
how long have you been dating

either he's a manchild (all those games? really?) or you need to take it slower and let him breathe a little

>>5444617
The only reason you give gifts is to get gifts back?
The issue here is that he spent $800 on his bf for Christmas, without discussing things like a budget first. Not his husband, not his kid, his fucking bf.
We don't even know if it's a long term bf.

>>5444618
No, you're a fat weeb.

>>5444625
None of that matters when his bf didn't even consider getting him anything.

No matter how much money was spend, his bf doesn't give a shit and that's what matter.

>>5444635
They didn't even spend the holidays together, he's probably not even anon's boyfriend, just some dude he hooked up with and buys stuff for thinking that's true love.

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>>5444627
>Infuckingplying
I'm 6'4", 176 lbs, haven't watched or read an anime/manga in 4 years and work out every day.

>>5444635
Fucking this, a gift doesn't has to be expensive but not giving anything to someone special is a huge fuck up. If I didn't had any money I'd at least legit do something handcrafted to him.

>>5444635
Are people really this fucking shallow? You measure if someone cares about you by whether or not they buy you a Christmas present?
He should have discussed it with his bf, especially if it's their first Christmas and he was planning on spending so much.

Nobody is obliged to buy you a gift, you fucking child. Anon obviously got a bit excited and went overboard this Christmas on a guy who he's not even spending Christmas day with. Or maybe he just doesn't have anyone else in his life to buy gifts for.

>>5444649
how about you get out of op's shoes and step into his bf's for a minute. you know ahead of time that you're going to receive $800+ worth of gifts, then you glance at some cups and deem them too expensive? you wouldn't feel the least bit guilty?

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>>5444509
Are you fucking retarded?

How long have you two been together?

Also does your bf ever give stuff to you any other day of the year? You don't have to wait til Christmas to get junk you most likely will forget about in a week or 2. It's about togetherness anyways, not how expensive a gift you can waste on.

>>5444659
>then you glance at some cups and deem them too expensive?
Couldn't the boyfriend in question just fellate his way out of this one?

>>5444665
it's under deliberation

>>5444212
He's on the next season of Survivor

>>5444664

obviously $800 is retarded, but his bf should have gotten him *something*, no matter how small. if he didnt have any money he could have made something, idk.

>tfw perfect guy i starred on grindr because im a creep is usually 200km away
>check grindr
>30km
>half an hour later
>15km
>10 minutes later
>8km
my knees are weak /gg/, i cant take it

>>5444659
>you know ahead of time that you're going to receive $800+ worth of gifts
On the 23rd? From what Anon said, I assumed the bf was looking at the cups before then.

Maybe something will come later? Maybe bf's financial situation isn't as good as Anon thinks it is? Shit happens.
Grow up, stop spending such ridiculous amounts at Christmas and move on. You should always come to some agreement about this shit, especially when you're in a fresh relationship and you're spending the holidays apart. My brother and his long term gf still discussed whether or not they were going to buy gifts(they didn't), and they were together this Christmas. Guess what? They were both happy, and had a great time.

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>tfw phimosis

I want to be cured!

>>5444664
Sp what did jupp give you besides jupp juice on your silentbussy for christmas :3c

>>5444689
just message him lmao

>>5444697
Stretching or circumcision.
Ask your doctor.

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>>5444698
Syphilis.

>>5444706
oh you

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>>5444509
>dating a manchild
>getting surprised when he acts like a child

>>5444704
what is it like to have self esteem and self respect

>>5444713
Do it for baby Jesus.

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>>5444697
>I want to be cured!
From all the things that could go wrong with your penis, that's like one of the easiest to fix

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>>5444713
>self respect
>using gay hookup apps
you know that you can only have one, right?

>>5444711
this

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>>5444706
*hugz*
Had a nice Christmas?
>>5444698
Besides that? Nothing in regards to gifts.Well we went and got Pokemon Black, cause Jupp was feeling nostalgic for it. It wasn't wrapped up and made a surprise, but he's happy all the same (for the most part. The wifi for that game was discontinued).

How was your Christmas?

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>>5444722
>pretending to be a spoilt rich kid on gaygen

why?

>>5444638

Sorry was away for a minute but,

Yes we spent it together and yes we've been dating for 4 years already.

>>5444722
boohoo

>>5444694
>From what Anon said, I assumed the bf was looking at the cups before then.

No, he browsed them on the 24th

>Maybe something will come later?

He already told me he didn't buy anything and he truly didn't.

>Maybe bf's financial situation isn't as good as Anon thinks it is?

It is.

>>5444733
I cuddled my fiance

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>>5444733
Get off me.

It was okay, I ate and drank too much. Got a bit of cash and a blender so I can make juice and smoothies when I go back to uni.
My Auntie ran over my cat tonight, which crushed my spirits a little.

>>5444734
Because pretending is what everybody does here.

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>>5444754
I can get all that any other day of the year, anon. How did your xmas day go? With a bang I assume?
>>5444744
That's sweet. Who proposed?
>>5444758
>My Auntie ran over my cat tonight
Aw. I'm sorry to hear.

>>5444723
try living in the middle of nowhere with low amount of gays
it's more like a radar to look for gay people rather than a hookup app here
half the profiles have "not looking for hookups" on them even

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I always feel so much nostalgia after Christmas.

>>5444765
Moi

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>>5444779
Cheers.

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>>5444765
He was 14 years old and probably only had a couple of months left in him anyway.
All my childhood pets will probably die off in the next year or so, sadly.

>>5444791
cats are assholes anyway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVleCjNJdOg

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Good morning gaygen

>tfw no bf

:(

>>5444769
yeah man it sucks either way
like i never end up going through with anything

>>5444813

nice bis but where are your deltoids?

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>>5444813
y do you look like that? are you a tranny

>>5444787
Regards

What is the point of these threads? Genuinely confused. Is it just tfw posting?

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>>5444765
Hey sp what was it like going from a cute little twink to a studly musclebound bear?

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>>5444879
gayposting

>>5444813
eww a nigger

>>5444881
>silentprotagonist
>twink

>>5444893
That doesn't mean people have to act like faggots. Then again, I'm 26 so it is probably creepy that I'm even here.

>>5444879

A bunch of tripfags roleplaying who they wanted to be and talking to themselves with their trips off and the occasional person who wants to talk about something else but gets ignored cause he doesn't want to circlejerk.

>>5444904
this so much

>>5444903
26 isn't really that old

>>5444903
maybe a bit sad but not really creepy. What do you consider acting like a faggot?

>>5444904
yeah this is true for the most part

>>5444910
I consider >tfw no bf acting like a faggot. Tripfagging is pretty lame too, but I usually don't hang out here so maybe that's the norm. Maybe the holidays are just making people lonely too.

do you guys have anything planned for new years eve yet?
im anxious that i will spend it this year alone because i basically have no real friends ;_;

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>>5444904
That requires a lot of work. I don't know about you, but I'm too lazy to samefag my own trip switching off and on my trip is annoying. Why not just own up to what I say since it was me indeed who said it.

>>5444922
Nah it's always like this. Every thread is a repetition of the other. I come here every once in a while with a vain hope that maybe something interesting will pop on but nope, there's nothing aside from hot guys pics which are much better and more abundant at /hm/. Don't bother.

>>5444922
>I consider >tfw no bf acting like a faggot.
That's a pretty... personal definition of what acting like a faggot is.

Tripfagging tends to be common in generals. And not so many people post on here so even without tripfags it's easy to tell anons appart, especially during the times when there is less traffic.

>>5444928
I spent Christmas with the cool side of the family, and I'm spending new years eve with the annoying side.

>>5444943
my parents or family does nothing at christmas so i basically have to go out.
otherwise i would have an excuse.

>>5444904
I don't use my name anymore, but when i did anons genuinely did say some weird/creepy shit to me

I always thought maybe it was people trying to make me look bad since it was either a retard or a samefag and nobody's that retarded

But no, it looked like I was samefagging from the blatant unrelated creepy sexual comments, it wasn't.

I don't namefag anymore anyway

Who is the cutest fem in this thread?

>>5444952
me

>>5444950

Well, there's always the easily impressionable folks.

>>5444950
scarf and shoes pls

>can't hold a conversation on grindr but can in real life
help

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>>5444928
Not really. I have people who would be glad to catch up with me if I let them know I didn't have any plans, but I don't particularly feel like seeing them.

>>5444952
Juppy.

>>5444968
Just remember to be straight up about your status. Nobody wants to meet up with someone just to find out that they're, you know..black.

>>5444968
just be yourself

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suspenders or belt?

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>>5444968
>holding conversations on grindr

Isn't it enough to swap body and dick pics and ask if they are clean and if they can host?

>>5444968
ikftb

Usually the other guy is thirsty enough to keep the conversation going.

>>5444968
post black ass

>>5444975
suspenders are for fat guys who can't get a belt around their wast anymore

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>>5444975
Suspenders. That belt doesn't work.

>>5444973
my profile says black I ain't hiding nothin
you keep on mentioning it like you want to fuck me
>>5444978
I'm looking for love :^)

>>5444975
Both. Wouldn't want any wardrobe malfunctions.

>>5444984
no it's just a bit old fashioned but hipsters wear them now again and what >>5444985
said, your belt needs to be black. that shitty brown is very ugly and the belt is too big and long.

>>5444975
>brown belt
>black pants
are you
serious

>>5444968
>tfw just had a fantastic conversation with a mega hot 6'5 pup who wanted me to top him
>he lives 2000 miles away
are you
serious

>>5444987
>black
are you a nigger or aids infested? or both

>>5444990
>the belt is too big and long.
4u

>>5444995
both tf

>>5444990
Shoes are also brown, so black belt wouldn't work. Suspenders it is.

>>5444994
>he lives 2000 miles away
one of you two has set way too many filters

>>5444999
>brown shoes
>black pants
stop doing this

>>5445002
scruff is global you silly goose

>>5445006
>scruff
we were talking about grindr.

>>5444998
i would consider killing myself if i were you

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>>5444999
Hopefully dark brown. If it's the same color as that belt it might look very out of place.

>>5445010
whats better scruff or grindr I only lurk on scruff

>>5444942
>>5444943
That blows. Back to playing Bloodborne then. At least you two seem nice, thanks.

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>>5444994
>>5444999
pants are blue, just a bad camera.

which tie?

>>5445018
you have absolutely no taste

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>>5445017
>Bloodborne

mein negger

>>5445018
Lol both

>>5445018
>>>/fa/

Guys help. I'm not gay but I really want to suck cock badly. Like, when I see a big cock I get really turned on and imagine tasting it. What do I do?

>>5445015
scruff desu
i tend to at least have nice convos once in a while, even if they're on the other side of the country

>>5445018
ah, that's a bit better then
but as a rule, don't wear black and brown together
so if you're married to the brown shoes, don't wear that black and grey tie or the suspenders if they're black

>>5445025
fa will tear him apart like a pack of wild hyenas
>>5445010
that changes everything

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>>5445021
Oh baby, you're the best. Did you get the dlc yet?

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>>5445026
find a cock
suck it

>>5445026

Go to the church and repent.

Homosexuality is not only a sin but a vice of character. Ask for forgiveness and repent and you will get rid of it.

>>5445026
first admit that you are gay

>>5445029
Suspenders are mauve and baby blue, tie is green and navy blue.

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>>5444987
No, gurl. I can't even get into "attractive" black guys, pale skin is one of my favorite features on a man.

>>5445026
Put peanut butter on your dog's dick.

>>5445033

Of course. Got it on release day. Shit's so fucking cash.

Ayy lmaalaan all day erryday

>>5444994
>2000 miles away
Could be worse Surreyanon is 4000 miles away.

>>5445006
>owns more then one pair of shoes
Must have left my black shoes on the private jet, next to all the stacks of cash and piles of coke.

>>5445042
>tfw pale and blonde

>>5445034

I don't know if I could have a bf. I'm not gay but the thought of having one is really appealing.

>>5445044
>only owns one pair of shoes
are you going to wear your tennis shoes to a wedding?
tho tbf i only have one pair of shoes atm

>>5445039
your camera really makes these pics useless
try and match your blues as best you can

>>5445036

I'm not religious.

>>5445037

I'm not gay, tho.

>>5445054
>I'm not religious.

Then you know what you need to change already. You are being tempted by the devil and jesus is calling.

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>>5445054

>tfw no selfdenying bf to tie up and torment with my bussy

>>5445058

But it's illogical, tho.

>>5445063
So is your wish to suck cock, isn't it?

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>>5445045
Congratulations.
Just remember not to be short and/or fat.

>>5445061
whoa lewd

>>5445067
im a manlet but not fat, so i can be a cute twink

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>>5445043
Ahh you have such good taste. Uncanny Kos Parasite the best. I'm working on finishing my Bloodletter twink atm. Happy holidays, nice anon.

>>5445065

Yeah, but it's emotional.

>>5445075
>I'm working on finishing my Bloodletter twink atm

I'm doing exactly that as well. Bloodletter and Simon's Bowblade. But I always keep going back to my ayy lmao.

>>5445086
Make sure you grab Madara's whistle from the woods, it is freaking hilarious. Also, lost bow blade is the best for high blt builds. Sorry if it sounds like I'm being patronizing.

>>5445093

Yeah I got it. They should have made bloodtinge weapons more accessible earlier though. I feel like you need to go all the way through stuff to really start out your build.

I'm having a hard time letting go of my arcane build though because it's by far the most versatile one. I can use pretty much everything since you can convert physical damage into arcane.

I'm currently level 78 on it and I'm wondering if I should raise my str to 20 and skill to 14 so I can equip everything, such as the wheel, kirkhammer, whirligig saw, church pick, etc.

Happy holidays as well btw.

>>5445073
Post twink credentials.

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>>5445103
Eh, it depends. I don't really know how good the church pick is on arcane unless you have some top tier abyssal gems for the scaling, but Whirligig and Wheel are both great. Uncanny Wheel has been amazing on my arc build, as the dash R1 is simply brutal. Kirkhammer is nice too and the fast R1's in the untricked mode can be very, very useful. You might want to consider the Saif as well, I've heard good things about gemming it up for bolt damage, and the moveset is sex. You might want to double check with /bbg/ on that, but yeah, getting stats to wield the wheel and whirligig seems very popular.

And yeah, I get that they wanted to make bloodtinge stuff harder to get, but beating Living Failures at level 30 was not fun. At least it helped me git gud at Ludwig.

>>5445126
and those would be?

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>>5445134
Nudes obviously.

>>5445140
no thank you

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>>5445140
Not looking very plump there, have you been slacking?
Hold your finger out, I need to check how bony it is.

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>>5445151
did someone say bony fingers?

>>5445151

>tfw just ate 6 eggs and 10 rashers of bacon for High Tea

#gettingswole

>>5445143
It's cool. Not everyone can be a twink.

>>5445151
It's an old pic. All the stuff I've taken recently is too lewd.

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>>5445157
Get your fat disgusting pig fuck hand away from my life you ogre

>>5445160
Mirin

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>>5445157
Get fucked, Gretel. The oven needs a good scrub, get into it.

>>5445160
Heart disease.

>>5445165
>Lewd
You are merely a piece of meat to be cooked, served, consumed and excreted.
Lewdness does not matter.

>>5445140
I want to touch all that.

>>5445165
you're not a twink, you're an ugly muscly beardy guy.
old stupid fuck.