Gay General: Spending Time With the Famalam Edition

>>5441678
>semi-permanent
well shit

also tfw now gay uncle

I never meet my cousins or know them, so I wouldn't know.

>>5441684
also I'm not the only gay
sister is bi-scum but got married to a guy this year
aunt is a lesbo
and my cousin is a faggot

what ever you do DO NOT log on to steam

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>>5441684
It's even more awkward when you and your partner are "The gay uncles", but at least no one is asking us when we're gonna have kids. Seems like my sister was pressured into having kids by family and friends for years asking when they're gonna have any kids.

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I hope you all have or had a Merry Christmas.

A lot of you guys seem like you could use a good end this year, and hopefully a happy start to the next.

>>5441698
>a good end
would be nice, yeah.

>>5441697
chillin' with my sister now and her twin sons
but she wasn't pressured, they were accidents

>>5441678
I'm the only gay guy in my family because outside of my direct family, everyone is from the country.
My sister's very pro lgbt though,

>>5441701
>twin sons
nope not twins, and I don't think they were accidents, they both were planned. I just don't think they knew what they were getting into.

I hate everyone, ok?

>>5441714
ok.

>>5441714
mope harder kiddyshit

you'll grow out of it, ok?

>>5441701
sorry misread what you typed. My sister also has two boys

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>tfw no qt bf's tumtum to rub

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>>5441678
Hey gaygen. How many of you use tinder? How do you like it compared to grindr? How are they in your country?

I'm new to tinder and I'm surprised how many people are using it. People I've never seen or grindr similar apps

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>>5441714
I love you, I love every part of you, every part of your face, your body, and your beautiful intricate mind. You mean a lot to me and I'm happy you're you, even if that means you hate me, I love that too.

>>5441737
Stop. Reminding. Me.

Anyone have any recommendations for a dildo? I wanna treat myself to something nice.

>>5441739
I'm not using apps anymore but when I did, I didn't like it because people I didn't want to see me there would and I couldn't prevent that, on grindr I could just block those people.

>>5441678

spending christmas alone this year.

i was thinking about taking the train down to get some korean bbq though.

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>>5441737

;___;

>>5441769
fucking gross

>>5441678
People are over it

>>5441767
That's sad anon

>>5441769
Stop. Reminding. Me

>>5441775
i bet you're body is unappealing to us too. life's a bitch isn't it?

>>5441775
What are you talking about?? That's a hot pic

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>>5441776

>thats sad anon

is it? why?

>>5441775
what a virgin, everyone knows hairy bodies are comfy, if a bit unphotogenic

>>5441751
I'm not sure but if you nope someone before they swipe you, do they ever see you?

>>5441803
they do, but the match will never happen

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>>5441793
Excuse him, he's just a normie, he probably thinks everyone has friends, a lover and family or should in order to be happy.

Manlets, when will they learn?

>>5441745
I meant my family in general, I know you love me, because I love you too

>>5441787
>>5441788
>>5441802
stop posting fat manlets you freaks it is christmas
>>5441809
kill yourself furry today is a holy day

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>>5441779

;_____;

>>5441802

um excuse me bitch fuzzy bodies are the most photogenic

>>5441809

>implying anyone loves furries

>>5441808
I hate normies.

>>5441828
Im going to rape you you fucking faggot.

>LE CHRISTMAS IS SAFE SPACE DAY

DIE

>>5441809
Fucking furry pictures make me feel fuzzy

>>5441678
>How was it being the gay cousin this Christmas
Just the closet gay brother.
We've kinda cut off contact somewhat with the rest of the family so yeah that's about it.

>>5441807
Oh so that's how it works

One good thing about the app is if you set criteria, people not meeting that criteria won't see you, as far as I know

>>5441837
why would it, it's cropped porn
I don't even like furry beyond the somewhat likeable bara

>>5441808

>mfw im a manlet

i do have friends and family, i just visited senpai for thanksgiving already and all my friends are out of town. i dont see why its sad to go out to eat.

>>5441844
They look so cute and happy in some of those non porny pictures

>>5441843
no, they will still see you, the match will just never happen.

>>5441678
>How was it being the gay cousin this Christmas, gaygen?

I wish he was gay.

Xmas makes too many of you guys sad

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slutty countries

>>5441857
Damn I had a different impression the whole time :D

>>5441860
The time of year when you get to see everyone being happy and successful, yes what a great time it is.

>>5441864
Too bad many people lie even if it's anonymous so the statistical data is compromised.

>>5441864

>only 10 people

jesus christ, i am a fucking slut

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>>5441852
WHEN WILL YOU LEARN?! WHEN WILL YOU EVER LEARN?!

>>5441864
>tfw dragging the statistics down

>>5441864
>tfw I should be living in Turkey almost twice over.

>>5441875
Cheer up anon, you have your health.

>>5441883
>tfw I could off myself, but that would leave my lifetime average permanently at 0

>>5441829
Please stop

Just 5 Euro a week and I could get a fuzzy/ non fuzzy bf by next Christmas
>>5441864
>In the top ten
Get that into ya Cynthia
Tfw 1 partner at 18 already
Well better rush though 8 to get to the true love

>>5441907
I don't actually.

>>5441908
same

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>>5441864
>live in new zealand
>had six sexual partners bettwen the ages of fifteen and seventeen
>now twenty one and haven't even held someones hand in almost four years

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>>5441923

never

>>5441927
Are you sick?

>>5441934
I want to feel that fur rubbing against my back as he forces himself into me.

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>>5441934
I just jizzed in my pants.

>>5441934
Ok continue, these guys have God tiers chests/chest hair
>>5441940
>>5441954
Took the words out of my ass

>grandfather makes mildly homophobic statement after seeing Anderson Cooper on a commercial

Only my parents know im gay and the rest of the family is tea-party-level, so all things considered it's a good year.

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>>5441940

Whore

>>5441954
>>5441956

Sluts

time for something more degenerate and seasonal

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>>5441958

When're you gonna bring your bf and read them all ta filth to pay them back?

>>5441880
iktf

I think I've seen every christmas movie at least five times so far in my life, I hate my life.

>tfw want to fuck bf but most of family is staying at ours

>>5441972
I love that picture wow. Look at the guy watching with such adoration.

>>5441972
I'd rub his tum and rub behind his ears
But fo real, that black lad in background has the best reaction
>>5441978
So I guess your just gonna post gifs/pics forever of pt peeps

>>5441983
...How many people have you slept with?

>>5441678
>see all my cousins I only see once a year but who have a good relationship with my brother so be kinda left out but they're still nice
>Aunt tells me I look really handsome with short hair and a beard
>Uncle tells me I looked better without a beard and long hair
>Mother gets drunk and falls to the floor
>Father is just grumpy all the time like he always is
>Grandma gets drunk and shits herself during dinner
>South hemisphere + uncle has an awesome pool so we have a great time in it
>Get sunburn
>drink lots
>now feeling a bit sick

eh, I can't complain I guess.

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>>5441988
Watch Star Wars christmas special.
>>5442008
All of the people.

>>5441995
just cuddle him bro

if you want to play on the dangerous side though, tell the bf to shut the fuck up and quietly take some hotdogging on the living room couch while his whole family watches

>>5441864
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH FUCK YOU WHITE COUNTRIES

OLIVE IS SUPERIOR!

>>5441864
>all these numbers
>still stuck at 0

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>>5441995

>Not stuffing your sweaty underwear into his mouth to muffle him while you slowly penetrate his boypuss

>>5441999
>>5442003

ikr so kawaii

and yes

>>5442013

Except samurbi. :3c

>>5442021

As if all those hornyturks aren't complete liars.

>>5441995
Go to a bedroom, lock door, plow him until satisfied.

>>5442008
<20
>>5442013
really on christmas day

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>>5442029
>Except samurbi. :3c

Damn right.

>>5442029
>Tfw considering a long distance thing with a guy I met over thanksgiving.
>Tfw he's cool with my musk fixation.

Maybe he can mail me an undershirt or briefs or something?

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>>5442040

I've heard of people doing that

idk how well the musk would last though, I usually like it fresh

>tfw lonely for a long time
>get a couple of dates with guy
>we like each other
>go on more dates
>slowly start acting more boyfriend-ly with each other
>out of nowhere start thinking that maybe I'm just going with it because I don't want to be alone and not because I actually like him that much

help.

>>5442048
you're getting cold feet at the tought of settling down, it's normal

What's the best christmas you've had?
Can't really say I've had any memorable ones myself, but it's fun to hear others stories.

>>5442033
whore

>>5442048
just fuck him you piece of shit american

if you have a mutual understanding, chances are that he's just waiting for it to happen

>>5442058
Probs the ones when I was still a little kid and still believed in santa and stuff and most of my relatives hadn't died yet so christmas was this big party where I was super thrilled about the gifts and everybody had fun.

Now the relatives I have are either too old or young but with their own children and stuff so we never get together anymore for the holidays.

>>5442047
Yeah, fresh from the source is best. I may hold off, I'm still hesitating on an LDR right now. I want to meet him again at the bare minimum.

LAST CHRISTMAS

I GAVE YOU MY HEART

>tfw a big dick wants me to go over but I'm too hungover to get out of bed.

>>5442102
Would you give up the drinking from before to have the dick now if you knew beforehand?

>>5442102

>whines about not getting fucked for days
>too much of a lazy bitch to get his bussy rekt when the opportunity presents itself

>>5442098
BUT THE VERY NEXT DAY

YOU LEFT ME FOR A WOMAN

>>5442102
End yourself degenerate slime

>>5442130
>found out Sam smith is gay

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>>5442135
I remember last year that happened to me when I tried being in a heterosexual relationship. My girlfriend left me for another girl not even a day after we supposedly became official..
Maybe being gay isn't a choice. It's not my fault girls don't choose me right?
>>5442149
Yeah I was on genius and I was listening to Lay Me Down and I watched the music video and googled Sam Smith is gay and it showed him talking on the Ellen Degenerate show.

>>5442130
>a 24 can get me into my dream college for free

>tfw got 28 on first ACT
>got 32 on second one
>still paying for college

man us whites have it hard

>>5442153
>My girlfriend left me for another girl
Is it bad that I laughed at this?
Sorry anon.

>>5442115
Well I hardly ever drink anyway, but no because this guy likes fucking me and he'll have me over any time his available.

>>5442118
If he was a daddy I'd be there in no time. I don't just get up for any dick that shows its head.

>>5442130
>virgin
Pure as snow

>>5442137
Thx bb but I'm not going

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>>5442164
>still paying for college
>literally thousands of grants that will pay for you to go to college just for being black and gay. I'm not poor but it helps to put it down lol.
>man us blacks have it easy
>>5442168
Lol no it's funny cause people said she was gay but I didn't listen and I knew something was wrong cause she found me attractive and nobody finds me attractive like thanks for the compliment but I know I'm really hideously ugly and repulsive.

>>5442169
>TFW 9/10 Paraguay Daddy who plowed me a couple weeks ago only comes into town every few weeks for family.

I guess it keeps it fresh, and he's willing for more. It always seems like the top tier guys are from out of town though.

>>5442169
>tfw no verse senpai x reddreadrevolver gaygen power couple....

>>5442198
>out of town
Dude you're so fucking right. There is this daddy/sir in town who I've been talking to off and on. He's from SF and comes down here to visit family.
>tfw no time for me this trip

>>5442206
Senpai couldn't handle this bussy

>>5442206
>worshipping and fantasizing about trips.

Some can be cool, but let's not get carried away.

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>>5442206

>implying red wouldn't be my musclepup

>>5442229
I don't think he was really fantasizing anon.
And you don't like me?! What'd I do

Referred to entire lgbt as "queers"
Dad "isn't that offensive?"
Me "not when I say i-"

>>5442257
internalized homophobia

>>5442257
He got you
Your out now bud, might as well face the music and tell him you love dick

>>5442257

kek what happened next

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>>5442257
Let it go~

>>5442237
>>5442225
>Senpai can't handle my bussy
>implying red wouldn't be my muscle pup

Just cuddle already

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>>5442285
>yfw jupp didnt get you a samurbi for christmas

Gays STILL ostracized of a normal life (having children, getting married, being accepted) in developed countries

and Muslims have a free pass to practice Sharia law and their obnoxious shit

Explain

>>5442297
forgot donating blood and the general violence

>>5442300
they make, sorry I posted these too fast lol

>>5442008
I'm only 19, but ever since I arrived to college it sky rocketed up to about 17

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>>5442285

>tfw not that dog

>>5442297

pol pls

>>5442297
Islam apologists are the new communist apologists
Don't worry this fad will die as well
Homosexuality has been going on since Greek master race, it will never die

>>5442311
Same thing happened to me in college. Get the hoe out of your system while you're young because a 30 year old hoe isn't cute

>>5442297
>Explain
Muslims are breeders too.
And we all know breeders consider us the greatest vermin on this planet, even worse than mosquitoes.
So of course they gonna stick together.

What did you honestly expect?

>>5442287
>cuddle
Is that another word for aggressively fuck?

>>5442320
>a 30 year old hoe isn't cute
how so?

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>>5442279
Silence and staring
Pit related. Me internally

>>5442279
Also explained it off with lgbt"q"

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>>5442297
Not really, the same "developed" countries that deny gays those things are the same ones that hate Pakis.

>>5442330
Being a hoe is something most gay guys do in their late teens and 20s. That and getting black out drunk or doing drugs.

Most guys start to settle down a little bit around 30 and look for someone to be with.

>>5442359
I'm a 30 yo virgin so I wouldn't know, but I think being a virgin is worse than being a hoe, just do what makes you happy, there's no rule of law or path to follow.

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>>5442297
What are "developed countries"? Each country develops in their own pace. For example Russia and Eastern Europe are still developing from USSR times(they're also anti-Islam).

>>5442329

It's what you do between aggressive fucking where you leave your cock in his butt until it stops being too sensitive to fuck

>>5442332
>>5442337

kek

what kind of "q" did you say you were

>>5442376
Can we do that?

>>5442373
>Ireland at 40%
But we can get married

>>5442398
That was probably before they passed it, and you couldn't marry before November

>>5442398
Dn't forget there's a lot of trans issues that many countries still struggle with to properly define, yet are punished with lists like that.

So just having fucked up on trans issues means one can get a score of 50% even though general acceptance/anti discrimination laws is pretty high.

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>tfw no bf

>>5442405
Very true
>>5442416
Fair enough, never thought about that

Thanks guys, felt it was weird esp with a drag queen talking about how far Ireland has come, on tv today

>>5441692
Why?

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>>5442135
I go smoke a bowl with my neighbor and this is the shit I come back to?

You obviously need to kill the girl and quit ruining this Wham song for me

>>5442429
there's a cache hack going around, if you browse your account info or buy something, anyone can access that info and use it

>>5442395

Of course

>>5442428
>never thought about that
Yeah I was surprised my country was only at 69 when we were the first who legalised gay marriage and it was all because there were some legal rights issues and some odd trans medical issues I couldn't quite understand.

It's a kinda ok indicator of how a country is doing but it shouldn't be used by politicians.

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All right fess up how many of you got this

>>5442376
The topic changed, senpai didn't ask, it shouldn't be a surprise at this point.

>>5442432
Naoooo I was just playing Dota

>>5442444
Å R H U S
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>>5442444
Nice trips
So where are you from then?
Yeah I can understand the map more now
Thanks for the help, anon
>>5442449
I just got a sigh as I started playing video games in the sitting room
>>5442453
What's your mmr scrub
I'm a proud 2.8k pro

>>5442449
Nope not this time.

>>5442455
???

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i have been talking to my (asleep) cat for approximately half an hour while doing maths on christmas day

i think i am legitimately going insane

>>5442449

nah i socialised for a few hours straight
it was really cool - i was chatting with this guy who works for the ESA and he gave me a whole bunch of problems to work through which should be fun

it was a surprisingly nonshit christmas allround actually

>>5442459
>were the first who legalised gay marriage

>>5442458
Rarely play ranked at the moment as I'm playing public just so I can win the millions of prediction charms I made.
But I was at 2k last time I played ranked

>>5442458
Netherlands.

>>5442461
>December 21: Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands signs into law the first same-sex marriage bill in the world

>tfw big brother's girlfriend has little brother who's gay
He's only 3 years younger too

>>5442460
I don't think it bring asleep makes you more insane, feel good
>>5442464
1 v 1 me mid bro
>>5442470
Cool beans, I know some people from there, they've all been pretty chilling dudes

>>5442471

Rekk his boypuss (as long as it's legal) desu

>>5442474
Depends who ur playing.
I usually support so I'd probably lose :(

>>5442470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nf_PiH1791s

>>5442476
He's born in '93 so it's legal. But I'm not sure if I should get involved in this because it's a family matter. I might not be able to resist, it takes only one family gathering.

>>5442479
We could do the fair thing of picking the same hero or if your really shit mid, I can pick first and you can count pick me

>>5442474
>I know some people from there
Me too! What a coincidence.
>they've all been pretty chilling dudes
Yeah they're pretty chill about most things. Not immigration/black pete.

>>5442491
you're probably some sort of ugly person who wouldn't get to tap it anyway

>>5442491
Anon, don't you want him to one day tell the next generation about getting fucked by his sisters boyfriend's brother? Don't you want to be the object of lust of a greentext story?

>>5442471
aunt is a lesbian and her wife has a son who is a faggot
he's like 17 or 18 and messaged me on facebook calling me cute and shit once and I removed him 'cause that's weird and now it's always awkward on holidays

>>5442494
>Me too! What a coincidence
I was just trying to be nice, baka
Forevermore, all Netherlands people will be jerks imo
;-;

>>5442504
>I was just trying to be nice, baka
I was just joking man, just joking.
No need to be upset.
Calm down man it's just a prank.

>>5442471
copulate

>>5442493
Jus kiddin hon, I'd fuk u up.

>>5442508
No you ruined it forever
I'm done
Jk I'm kidding
I was only pranking too, imagine

>Finished fapping, thinking about Dom Paraguay glasses daddy wrecking my hole.

This might be the highlight of my evening. Being carless sucks, as does working overnights.

>>5442513
Fucking give it a go, rageork on steam with a knight solaire pic
I'll trounce you sometime tomorrow, it's late today

>>5442514
>No you ruined it forever
Ah yes that reminds me of a story about myself.

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>on a date
>he asks what you've done with your life

>>5442520
I'm in bed so I'm not adding now. Mebbe l8r

>>5442491

Who cares desu

>>5442528
unless you spend your days staring at a wall, you can come up with something

>>5442521
It reminds me of me wrecking your boipuss :^)
>>5442528
Just say "well it led to here, so it can't be that bad right?"
>>5442530
I'm in bed too so I wouldn't have added you a-a-anyway, baka

>>5442528
why I don't go on dates.

>>5442498
He lives in small town up north, might as well be the only gay there. I don't think he'd care that much when he gets the chance for D.

Post your steam id /gaygen/, I want to be your friend.

>>5442542
>It reminds me of me wrecking your boipuss :^)
pls don't remind me about my status as permavirgin :(

>>5442528

I wish people would ask me that. I have a good answer for that.

its when they say "what did you do for the holidays" that i falter

>>5442542
Whatever hon.
I'll smash you down to the ground.
Who's your character of choice

>>5442549

is steam fixed yet?

it had that whole thing where if you logged in russian scammers would empty your paypal account so they shut it down earlier today while they fix it

but my user is FeelGood @ /id/CymruForever

>>5442555
what's the good answer?

>>5442564
It is. If you get a request from lupin, accept it.

>>5442561
For a support = rubick
Carry = wraith king
Mid = invoker
Offlane = centaur
>>5442549
Posted it earlier but its
Rageorc , the one in Ireland
>>5442554
Not for long, hopefully :^)

>>5442591
>Not for long, hopefully
Depends. I've developed some mental issues I'd like to solve first through therapy, and I want to work out a lot so I can look somewhat good and to help me overcome my issues.

I might have a long way to go though.

>tfw can't stop jerking off to mormon porn
I just check it out because of curiosity when I had so many guys doing missionary at my door and now I'm hooked

>>5442604
Well, I still wish you all the best
You at least have the sense to go to therapy, that's better then most
Good luck m8

>>5442604
Some people say that if you're not doing it right now you never will. Something to think about.

>>5442591
Support: wd, ss or io
For all other occasions:
wk, bb, wr or luna

>>5442575

Oh man I have so much extracurricular goals and occupations my life is a UCAS reviewer's wet dream.

I'm applying to Cambridge for physics, learning Linux, training for a powerlifting competition, writing a short historical essay on the cold war, learning Russian, getting a private tour on HMS Diamond next week b/c I met the commander on a train and hit it off with him, developing an art portfolio and competing in the UKSD Aerospace Design Challenge, the Safecracker's Competition, the National Cryptography Challenge, some kind of rocketcar engineering program i dont know much about, im the accountant of a cookery club, head of a Physics Society for 12-14 year olds, writing a collection of short stories for an Extended Project, learning to drive, working through the old USSR Maths Olympiad questions from the 90s, getting my openwater PADI scuba license and improving my tennis game.

As you might expect though, my social life is fucking nonexistent and i am the most boring person to talk to in the world, as well as slowly descending into madness from overwork.

>>5442604

as for the working out - try the /fit/ sticky.

liamrosen.com/fitness

*appreciates that your profile pic lines up with the background image*
there

>>5442631

thx bb <3

I'm so full right now I could explode
[spoiler] only if I had a qt help me explode ;) [spoiler]

>>5442625
Nerd.
I bet you're a riot at parties.

>>5442634
post tummy

>>5442634
are you into being force fed?

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>>5442637

>mfw

i... havent quite found the time to ever actually go to a party per se.....
i-its a work in progress...

>>5442625
I mean that’s alot of shit to be doing at least after all that shit you should be free somewhat for a social life.
>>5442634
I need more food.

>>5442653
I dunno what your loser uni is like but at mine they wanted me to have a social life as much as they wanted my extra curricular shit. But then I do a medical course so I have to interact with patients and they probably want lab monkey neck beard permavirgins for physics.

I'm feeling sassy today. If I could post the nail painting emoji right now, I would.

>>5442643
:3
>>5442646
I could be :3

>>5442625
sound like an interesting person as long as one has interest in one of your interests

where you at

>>5442625
I'm kinda the opposite, I have Little going on but I'm a strong conversationalist irl as I have a wide general knowledge and as long as it's not completely foreign to me, I can say some anecdote or story.
That and the stuff I do in my spare time is fairly hot, discussion wise
>>5442666
>666
Yeah mine specifically said (it's a drama course) "if you want to be good at imitating life, live it"
So here I am , shit posting on 4 chan

>>5442614
>You at least have the sense to go to therapy, that's better then most
I partly have school to push me into it along with my own (awkward) dedication.

>>5442669
cool

I met up with my school friends who I hadn't seen in a while and I realised I have absolutely nothing in common with them anymore and it's kinda sad.

Like they spent the whole time talking about things that they've done together where I wasn't there.
They stopped hanging out with me when I started going to big nights and doing drugs. Now they're just starting that and all they did was brag about what they took and I find that shit so dull.

Not really sure how to react around them now since they used to be my crew of friends

>only dated guys
>been dating the same guy for 3 years
>still only fap to women with big fat latina asses

What does that say about me?

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>>5442688

>>5442688
Sounds like you dont share similar interests anymore. Probably gunna get new crew .

>>5442676

london

>>5442688

find new friends? idk. i havent even done any drugs except alcohol before.

>>5442691

Eh, I was the same. It was just a phase, and who even cares what you fap to anyway?

>>5442666

it really is a choice I made to sacrifice the social life for my work. I figure I can relax when I retire.

>>5442688
that always happen with school friends. After a year or two after finishing school you hardly can relate to them anymore.

>>5442697
Probs. They're all such shit lads now.
The banter was the worst ever.
Felt like I was about 16 again.

>>5442373
>Family is Bosnian and extended family married into Serbian

Fuck Croatia

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>>5442691
I'm latino but have no ass

>>5442714
lies
all latinos have bute

>>5442699
I like how you consider alcohol a drug. It really is.
>>5442708
Feel that man I dropped alot of friends cause they act like kids still. Now I have some real niggas which is nice.

>>5442688
>I have absolutely nothing in common with them
then stop bothering them you perverted stalker dude

>>5442699
>not living while your young

Ok.

Gonna make some assumptions here.
You're privately educated and the school and your parents are making out that going to uni is the be and end all. If you don't go to a good uni you're fucked for life.
The reality of that is that it doesn't really matter. Yeah it's good but at the end of the day networking is where you're gonna make the most impact on your future. I know people who got highly sought after positions with 2:2 shit degrees just because daddy's friend could pull some strings.

So yeah, work hard. Get into the uni you want. But don't piss your youth down the drain thinking that if you don't get a first in every module you're gonna end up a crack head.

>>5442722
Its medically and scientifically classified as a drug...

>>5442727
Obviously you're not familiar with being invited to a social event if you consider that stalking. Or is social interaction for you standing 20 feet away from a social group and longing to be included?

>>5442729
some people would argue against that. Would you consider coffee a drug then?

>>5442740
>would argue against it being classified medically as a drug
Yeah the same people who would argue against vaccines

>>5442735
wow dude you got some problems

let it heat off for a while ok?

>>5442751
Soz hunty.
Did I hit a nerve?

>>5442747
Yup basically.

>>5442747
>>5442747

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>>5442728

i dont want to get into cambridge because of money or job reasons

i want to get into cambridge because i want to be able to hang out with cambridge students 24/7 and learn from them.

my target college is right next to the mathmaticiams hangout - imagine having friends in the trinity maths Tripos! mathmaticians are always the coolest guys to hang out with in my experience, i cant wait

>>5441678
>tfw sad because I messaged a guy I thought I was becoming involved with a Merry Christmas and got no sort of response

>sad, over this

Why am I so pathetic, holy shit.
Merry Christmas, /gaygen/.

>>5442754
I could have helped you, you know...

>>5442767
Go for it.
Different strokes for different folks.
Our ideas of cool guys are obviously completely different haha

Good luck buddy

>>5442772
Help me with what exactly bbz?

>tfw bearfriend proposed

Best Christmas ever

>>5442779
depends on where you are at the moment

>>5442767
One of my friends is in the maths tripos club thing for trinity college Dublin
You could say, I'm pretty cool
>>5442789
before you ask, yes I will be the best man

>>5442771
clingygen

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>>5442789

I hate you so much

>>5442794
Y u goin to start a new crew with me? Cute.

L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

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>>5442775

no but for real mathmaticians are batshit insane

>Possessions meant little to Erdős; most of his belongings would fit in a suitcase, as dictated by his itinerant lifestyle. Awards and other earnings were generallydonatedto people in need and various worthy causes. He spent most of his life as avagabond, traveling between scientific conferences, universities and the homes of colleagues all over the world. He earned enough in stipends from universities as a guest lecturer, and from various mathematical awards to fund his travels and basic needs; money left over he used to fund cash prizes for proofs of "Erdős problems" (see below). He would typically show up at a colleague's doorstep and announce "my brain is open", staying long enough to collaborate on a few papers before moving on a few days later. In many cases, he would ask the current collaborator about whom to visit next.

Paul Erdos was coolest dude i ever heard of

>>5442800
You can be my bear of honor bearpai

Be honest, /gaygen/: do you like sports or do you just fap to hot players, athletes, and the like?

>>5442822
Can I be your ringbear?

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>>5442822

Y'all better toss that fuckin bearquet in my direction so I can be the next to get a husbear

>>5442827

Go sports

>>5442827
Fap to some but I played rugby, enjoy watching and practised mma

>>5442797
I haven't spoken to him in a week and a half since he flew out to see family for the holiday and I wanted to not come off that way, just figured today would be the best time to say something very short to let him know I was thinking about him. I don't want to be a clingy asshole. Fug.

>>5442827
Yah I enjoy most sports. Been riding motorcycles all my life.

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>>5442827

i like boxing, bobsled, powerlifting, olympic weightlifting and cricket.

i only participate in powerlifting

everything else is boring but i like the hot guys so w/e

>>5442827
I love sports, but hot athletes are fucking great.

This was my first christmas ever actually, since my in-laws are christian. I got some cool gifts ^^

>>5442827
Indy car and formula1 are what I watch.

>>5442827
Did my degree in sports science. Work and am specialising in a sports medicine environment. Pretty much based my whole life around sports

Nah I hate it. I just do it to touch butts

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>>5442856

>liking the worst sports ever

Shame on you

>>5442869
I knew it.

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>>5442875
>Liking watersports

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>>5442893

i would only do watersports if a cute boy begged to drink my hot piss

just went downstairs for a drink.
Dog has done a huge shit on the carpet.
Pretended I didn't see so someone else has to pick it up.
Soz mum and dad.

Senpai you're just a handsome motherfucker.

>>5442908
it's your chance to take a shit on the carpet

do it
blame the dog

>>5442936

You don't know what I look like though

>shit
>start wiping
>2-3 wipes in butthole relaxes
>fingers slip in easily even with paper
>wiping is hard
>needlesly turned on
>frustration

Does anyone else have this problem?

>>5442956

da fug

no

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>>5442956
I don't see how that's a problem
>tfw chocolate fingers

>>5442955
...I thought in a previous thread you posted a picture of yourself.

>feels dumb

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>>5442956
buttloose german scat slut

>>5442955
now i want to know what senpai looks like
someone do the deed

>>5442974
I have never had anything thicker than 6in and it has been long since that.
>scat
Ew

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>>5442976
I got you fAm.

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>>5442976

k here's me

>>5442981

6" around is p thick though, like thicker than 95% of all cocks I think

who was the person you (senpai) posted on the christmas cubs thread? I honestly thought that was you and he was hot.

>>5443004
nobody posts their true self on gaygen, we're all psychos here

>>5443007
I mainly post pictures of myself
does that make me a narcissist?

>>5442994
95%? Thats hard to belive, i just picked the closest dildo compared to my dick.
I dont think im that big

>>5443007
can confirm really just serial killer.

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>>5441940
>>5441954
>>5441956
>tfw I'll never be hairy
Pic related is me growing my chest hair out for three weeks. lol

>>5443012

dicks vary a lot less in girth than length bc a change of even a quarter inch is a lot in terms of volume

>>5443004

just a random tumblr whore

>>5443021

l o w t e s t

>>5443021
Growing your chest zits, more like it.

>>5443014
I don't think I've seen pics.
Post octobussy.

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Have any of you taken pictures of yourself while wearing a suit? It's hard to deny that most men look more attractive than usual in one.

>>5443034
Maybe I should just shoot for twink mode.

>>5443035
lol Most of those are freckles. I'm not sure if that's fortunate, since they aren't acne, or unfortunate since they're never going to go away.

>>5443037
only fit men look good in suits, and even then it has to be tailor made or else it just looks dumb. thin people or fat people in suits just looks dumb.

>>5443026
One Quick calculation and internet search later my confidense has grown significantly. Thanks
>4 captchas

>>5443045
>maybe

>>5443045

Femboy desu

>>5443051

You're welcome bb

>>5443045
Become a twunk (buff twink), get laid non-stop.

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>>5443036
I swear ive posted. 100% serial killer trust me.

>>5443049
Lies.

>>5443045
>Maybe I should just shoot for twink mode

Don't do it. You're gonna make it, I can feel it.

>>5443070

L I F T

>>5443072
not lies at all, if you don't have a body for it and a custom tailored suit, you're just wasting money.

>>5443085
working on it my nigga,

>>5443070
You're melting.

>>5443089
Yah its my human skin sorry. Being an immortal being is rough.

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>>5443037
I know suits get allot of girls and gays moist, but I never saw the fascination. Even a well tailored suit does allot to hide the physic beneath.

Jeans and a t-shirt all the way.

>>5443052
>>5443054
>>5443058
I'm too old and beardy to go for twink.

>>5443070
If you start hitting the gym, you could look great.

>>5443078
>You're gonna make it, I can feel it.
Thanks bb.

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Daily reminder that Craigslist is not the place to find gay Xmas miracle love.

>>5443099

Good suit pants hide nothing at all, a thick booty in suit pants is practically naked

>>5443099
Yah im aiming for bear status just been having to gain some weight.

>>5443101
>craigslist
>love
oh u

>>5443101

Do people even still use craigslist?

>>5443099
No you're not really a twink. We tease because we love, twulk. The hairless thing is purely lifestyle choice. Like being a power bottom. Merry Xmas.

>>5443103

man its a shame im not at my pc rn i have the perfect gif for you

its a beefy daddy in a business suit who talks on a phone, then he turns around and reveals his clothes are cut in half so that they only cover the front and walks off, hairy ass jiggling.

's good

>>5443112

how dare you

>>5443107
I had to try. I mean, if you specify no sex and just cuddling to start, you'd think a flood of dicks and descriptions of dicks would come down upon you, right?

>>5443108
Poor Americans. Fuck yeah. What do you use?

>>5443118
yeah i'd expect that

>>5443103
A booty that thick would look good in anything though.

>>5443106
Bulking is the hard part. Just make sure you're hitting the gym enough to make the weight gain worth it.

>>5443108
If you need to get rid of a a refrigerator sure.

>>5443111
Thanks bb. Also nice trips.

>>5443125
yup had some health shit and lost fuck ton of weight making a come back will take time.

>>5443123
See, I did not expect that. Especially the one guy that started off with a nice letter and ended with pleas to bareback him. IDK guys. I think I'm doing this wrong.

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Happy birthday to me :3c

Gaygen pls help
How do i make a dating site profile that attracts gay men and not faggots?
I want to have someone to share my life with, looks aren't critical but personality is.
What do?

>>5443136
Happy birthday anon.

Post birthday suit.

>>5443138
>men and not faggots
I'd start with putting this in there.

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>>5443136
Happy bday, bub.

>>5443138
Fuck, then get to know the person.
>captcha milkshake

>>5443141
Lewd.
>>5443148
Gracias.

>>5443138
>asking gaygen this
I'm not sure you're going to get much helpful advice from a thread with only one married couple, young people, biscum, virgins and size queen that only do hookups. But best of luck.

>>5443138
talk about your interests

>>5443150
This is why i hate gays, it should be other way around

>>5443160
You're not a woman who has been raised into thinking she's slut for having sex, you're a man and know better than to have such retarded associations and expectations.

>>5443159
Maybe someone wants Fa/tg/uy to hug

>>5443160
Why?

Wouldn't you be disappointed to find a guy you really like, only to find out you aren't sexually compatible?

>>5443167
Right. But starting with sex? This can't be real realz gay protocol. Don't play with my autism!

>>5443170
>/tg/uy
I couldn't. Not without poking you in the back with a nerd boner. lol

>>5443167
>strangers touching me
No thanks, i need to know and trust the person before im ok with touching

>>5443174
People with other sexualities do it too, just because it's also associated with one night stands doesn't mean you can meet someone casually, fuck, and then see if it goes anywhere.
Don't despair, it's not the only way to meet people, I'm just saying to not feel bad if you choose to go that route.

>>5443180
Then you won't have much luck being gay.

>>5443118

Manhunt, grindr, scruff, squirt... literally anything else

>>5443174

That's how I met my ex lol

>>5443216
>>5443216
>>5443216
new