Gay General: Season of Pleasin' Edition

>>5439739
that's so fucking mean
i'd accept it though

>>5439740
a noose wide enough for my neck and a high enough sturdy branch

>>5439742
Where do you want my cum?
Its the holiday season so ill give you a choice.

>>5439740
you~

>>5439748
I̶n̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶m̶o̶u̶t̶h̶ ̶l̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶a̶ ̶g̶o̶o̶d̶ ̶f̶a̶g̶

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>>5439755
but I'll shoot your eye out, kid...
HO! HO! HO!

>>5439756
You are my good little fag. I want to cum in your mouth watch you take one swallow choke a little but being the good boy that you are you handle it well.
Than I pat you on the head and I fall asleep and you cuddle with my fuzzy muscular chest lightly playing with my cock kissing me.

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>>5439764
>>5439756
>>5439748
can both of you guys just tandem eat a fucking bullet already

>>5439762
tis the season for giving c;

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Yeah, I like submissive play as much as the next fag-anon but go exchange Steam or Skype or Kik or SOMETHING and gtfo, please.

>>5439770
>>5439777
Why does ERP trigger this general so much?

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>>5439788
because you have /soc/ for it and you guys suck at flirting

>>5439793
Sorry I interupted a dead thread to actully add gay content.

It is better than tripfag drama that everyones so obsessed with. It's christmas faggot let me get mt nut in.

This guy is showing mild signs of being unstable but he's cute and cool enough when not showing his bitchy side, and we had fun sex. I'd like to keep him at Fuckbuddy/very casual friendship levels, but I'm one of those guys who talks to people in a way that makes them think I'm more interested than I actually am. What to do?

>>5439788
It's disruptive to conversation and can be just as easily accomplished in a private setting? Erotic roleplay is generally 2 people going back and forth. You can do that much more efficiently on a setting that's not a general thread for a large number of people.

How do I get good at flirting with people?
I'm awful at picking people up or keeping the mood going once I've got someone

Once we've actually had the sex its fine, but before I can never be smooth at all

>>5439803
Yeah but I like it when people are watching me ERP

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>>5439740
I would like a femmy bottom who wants a spanking when he deserves it for being sassy and burning the duck. None of this random beating because I had a bad day shit. It will ruin the children. Degenerate.

Also erping in public. WTF is wrong with kids today? Oh, right.

Shiggity diggity holidays.

>>5439793
BEAR
AND
BULL

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>>5439813
Spanking your bottom, even light consensual choking, is spice that can potentially occur in a healthy relationship.

Angrily beating your man because the day sucked is basically degeneracy that's being fapped to by a manchild who is broken inside.

Learn the difference, everyone. Don't slap your man. Spit in his mouth.

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Saw this on r9k

Does an electric toothbrush up your ass feel good?
I am straight and have never tried it.
Ill clean my ass somehow and try it.

>>5439825
that sounds retarded but also par for the course for r9k

>>5439825
You WOULD see this on r9k, wouldn't you.

I suppose you can try it. Anal fun is fun. I'll judge you more for being an r9k anon-fag than for sticking a toothbrush up your ass. But get a proper stimulator if you find yourself liking it.

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>>5439834
Gays have no rights judging men who go to r9k
youve never dealt with the vaginal jew.

>>5439823
You are now my favorite.

>>5439837
I get it, man. I get it. Shit is rough out there. Maybe give the mtf gals a chance. But never admit to trying the toothbrush. Not even once.

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>>5439841
>give the mtf gals a chance

They are just as horrible. I've had my run in with those roleplayers. Trans girls act like they are fucking Kim Kardashian.

I want a subby cute guy. I'll give him the toothbrush.

>>5439837
you should go back to your containment board, maki.

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>ERP faggots that can't get a room
>R9K immigrants

This is why working a shift on Christmas Eve sucks, everyone. You deal with bullshit like this.

>>5439845
>I want a subby cute guy. I'll give him the toothbrush.
Welcome, brother! Political faggetry is now real.

Tfw feminine twink

Tfw secretly sub bottom

Tfw act arrogant and alpha to other guys, big myself up as a dom top and that i would never let anyone dom top me

Tfw just want a bigger guy to cuddle with me and make me feel safe and wanted

N-no homo

>>5439886

tranny pls go

>>5439886
How tall and what penis size?

>>5439889
What about that implied tranny?

>>5439897

>fem twinks who pretend to be manly

literally always closeted trannies

it's only a matter of time before you realize your closeted femminess is because you're really a woman deep down

>>5439901
>a woman deep down

Thats dumb

You're dumb.

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>>5439886
>feminine twink
>secretly sub bottom
>secretly

>>5439907
booger pls

>>5439907

>all this denial

>>5439886
Tfw no little fem twink to secretly cuddle

>>5439853
Do you just go and accuse everyone of being a trip?

Do you know how many times I have been called Maki?
At least four times its annoying.

>>5439917
Fuck you
>>5439915
I said not a tranny
>>5439912
I mean i argue with guys who say i am and flirt by acting like the dom top and saying what i would do to guys

>>5439927
maki pls

>fuck three guys and jerk off twice in the same day
>still horny
Fuck OFF. I wish I could give these boners to charity, I'd probably end up single-handedly curing ED.

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>>5439929
I'm imagining pic related trying to play tough and I'm laughing my ass off.

>>5439935
Tis the season
You're probably a femboi

>>5439935
Ease off the gear? That sounds like a legit medical issue, man.

>>5439886
Haven't we all tsundere'd enough for one year? You'd only get spanked for your acting up.

>>5439825
I also browse /r9k/ and /gaygen/ anon. We're like twins

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>>5439935
Fuck OFF?

Merry Christmas ya'll

What are you getting your parents/spouse/sibling/boss/coworker

>>5439962
Spanking seems awkward to me i like the idea of hatefucking with like scratching and biting and hair pulling and stuff

Nothing too hard, i dont want to get hurt, but just enough to make it hot
>>5439937
Works for me kind of

>>5439965
Do you want to go out?

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>>5439975
Right. It's about the intensity.

>>5439971
I attempted to opt out of Xmas. I made announcements. Some people still feel not gift exchanging is problematic or some shit. It's kind of annoying.

How about you?

I'm bored and want someone to dom me on cam but everyones being dumb and is at christmas with their stupid families while I'm just sitting here having a sad pornhub session

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>>5440000
I'm down.
I have no friends or family.

I'm drunk

>>5440004

No I'm fairly drunk and im pretty sure im at the level where I'll just start crying after a couple minutes and make a mess of myself, i think im gonna continue with the sad pornhub session and sad dildo sex

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H A L F - L I F E 3
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I hope the Steam comic book is an ARG.

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>>5440028
If I get drunk tommorow you can cry to me bby.
Are you a twink?

>>5440035

No I'm basically the opposite, tall thick and muscular

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>>5440037
Ann Skellington pls

>>5440039

fuck you do i have to take a pic of myself

>>5440042
Yes you do Ann

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>>5440043

allright youve got me taking dumb mirror selfies look what you made me do

>>5440052
hey bb

How long lifting?

>>5440053

3 years of fucking around in the gym, 1 year of powerlifting training because i was good at the lifts anyway so fuck it

>>5440057
Looking good senpai.
>tfw not tall but muscular

>>5439971
I'm getting my bf a book about an architect he'll probably like and Simply Nigella and I'll bring him a hat my mum knitted for him (which is the same as mine)

>>5440065

>manlet status

fuck it there are advantages to being short. I'm maintaining on 3.8k calories a day at 6'4 240, being short means youd have to eat a ton less and wouldn't have to buy so much fucking chicken.

>>5440068
Yeah and GENERALLY our gains look better but mine dont.
You have good genetics you lucky son of a bitch.

Youtop or bottom?

>>5440070
>You have good genetics you lucky son of a bitch.

Generally vers, but I end up topping 90% of the time as apparently it's "weird" top a guy whos bigger and stronger than you. I' like to bottom when things get kinky though. It'd be nice to find a man who'd tie me up and fuck me

>>5440073
>top a guy whos bigger and stronger than you
mydream.jpg
>tie me up and fuck me
:3c

>>5440091

if your good looking and live in auckland new zealand then come on over and fuck my brains out

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>>5440091
>>5440092

And then they lived happily ever after

>>5440092
I live almost exactly on the other side of the world.

>>5440099

2 years ago id be upset but im used to this now. whcih is why i sub on cam for american dudes who get me to do things to myself!

>>5440095
Xoxo

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>>5440092
>auckland
oh no we have an Aucklandfag over here.

Merry Christmas gaygen. Now excuse me while I go stuff my face and get festively drunk.

>>5440139

aka the only city in new zealand which isn't a slowly dying small town

>>5440139
don't be mean

Who Jew on Christmas here, also what are you currently watching/listening to?

https://youtu.be/inMFlxz8uRc
>>5440137
Fill up my stocking

>>5440156
raus

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>>5440148
Yeaah, I'm living in Auckland and everywhere else is absolutely quiet compared to it.
>>5440150
I'll be as mean as I want to thank you very much

>>5440158

its not about how quiet the other places are, its about work. My job basically only exists in auckland, I could kind of do the same thing in wellington but it'd be worse work for less money, anywhere else in nz my job doesn't exist.

Then I could go to sydney and get paid almost twice as much with similar living costs....

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>>5440164
>tfw I don't even have a job yet
But yeah, I see what you mean. Doesn't help that our currency is in the shitter.
What do you do for work?

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Ugh this is fucking ridiculous. My dad took the dog out for a walk so I have to wait to open my presents.

Christmas is ruined.

>>5440176

half law half finance, its basically sitting in an office and reviewing documents and writing letters/prospectuses for very long hours. It pays allright but its mostly about getting experience in the industry as im new

>>5440176
He fights kangaroos to keep the borders safe

>>5440183

I remember when I was 14 to, hang in there senpai

>>5440187

kangaroos are in australia not new zealand dumbass we just have birds and 1 bat as our native animals

>>5440192
are there sheep

>>5440197

yes cause people brought them over from england

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>>5440183
Fug, my cousing has a dog and his father regularly takes the dog for a walk in the morning, I'm just imagining if he were browsing gaygen. Losing my shit here.

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>>5440185
Sounds pretty boring, but experience is experience. What do you want to go into later on in life, if you know?
>>5440187
baka idiot desu

>>5440210
basically what I'm doing now but as a senioar associate or partner, having lots of people working under me and earning squillions of dollars. It'll be a long road but promotions in this industry are mostly based on merit and earning capability, so its possible.

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>>5440214
You sound so much more ambitious than me. All I know is that I MIGHT be studying Japanese. But anyway, you sound like you really want it, so with enough hard work you'll definitely achieve your goals.

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>be horny
>fap
>cum enough to have to take a quick shower
>still just as horny as before fapping

>aucklandfags
Literally listened to my dad talk about how we should cut out the whole north island like cancer today.

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>>5440228
I mean fuck I wasn't being able to focus and thought "well might as well scratch that itch", nope fapping no longer scratch that itch.

>>5440224

I started off in life with having very little with parents who were not very amibitious and it really impacted their lives negatively. I've kind of figured out that you have to be your own advocate, nobody else is going to get you what you want so you need to work for it.

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>tfw its christmas and i just had to walk half a mile alone in the freezing rain home because my friends kicked me out of their car to make way for some girl

god i hate women

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>>5440244
Wish I could be there to help you anon, although I'm terribly weak to cold.

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>>5440244
Oh btw, they're not your friends, no friend would do that.

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um... i think my dad might know im gay

jesus

>>5440260
scarf and shoes pls

>>5439100
th-thanks
>>5439104
>gay general
>>5439225
...i just have my head turned to the side a bit, pretty normal bro
>>5439311
no

merry christmas btw

Oh, what fun it is to ride that one horse-membered baer

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>tfw bloated tum
Aussie Christmas was a success, girls.
Time to get comfy and watch some Christmas movies before bed, enjoy the rest of your day!

>>5440295

> girls

get the fuck out

grandma got me yet another soft toy
i dont think shes all there, the poor woman

>>5440272

stop that
how did you even know?

>>5440295

Are you going to watch Die Hard? thats the best christmas movie imo

>>5440303
>die hard
>best Christmas movie
100% right

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who else having a / g r e e n / christmas this year

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>>5440320

loser

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>>5440338

>>5440320
I'm not dumb enough to smoke weed.

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>carton of cigarettes for christmas
they know me too well
merry christmas u gays

>>5440365
>anorexic
>shitty hair style
>smokes
Do you work for the fashion industry?

>>5440365
https://youtu.be/mzGwHKIYo9c
also, christmas jam

>>5440365
>>5440365
https://youtu.be/mzGwHKIYo9c
also, christmas jam

>>5440370
>>5440372
whoops

>>5440369
>anorexic
I'm not /that/ skinny, m8
you got me on the other two though

Please faggots, tell me I'm not the only Jew online now :-/

>>5440375
see >>5440365

>tfw bf got me a new alien ware laptop

<3

>>5440373
No I'd say your hairstyle might not be that shitty, but you LOOK anorexic.

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My sister got me the coolest gift ever

It's an always sunny in Philadelphia pack

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>>5440387
It contains a beer, cat food, glue and a green egg

I'm gonna sleep well tonight

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>bf broke up with me 2 days ago
>was sending me pictures of our pets playing in our apartment for the last time before he finished moving out last night
>tfw sleeping on the floor in my room at my parents house because i can't get the bed back yet
>can't stop crying
>getting drunk until i pass out before my family comes over

wew sorry to /blogthefuckout/ but this is probably the worst day of my life

>>5440383
like my cheek bones?
they stick out a lot but that's everybody in my family

>>5440378
oy vey
I am relatively thin, but not dangerously skinny

>>5440399
whoops again
2 tired 2 post correctly
babies first christmas hangover

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check it outtt

>>5440405
>dad rap
>ever

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Fuck my ears harder pls daddy

>>5440430
Happy Hanukkah Rugbydaddy <3

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>>5440430

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>>5440438
Shalom goy

>>5440439
>ask for Warriors of Chaos
>get chaos spehss muhreens
not even mad

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Happy memories are the only presents I need.

>>5440447
>warhammer fag
Eww, play a real gaem like d&d

>>5440447
>receiving toys at the age of 18

holy shit autism

>>5440450
I like painting them. I haven't played Warhammer since I was like 10.

>>5440452
uhm ackshually they are miniatures it even sez so on the box gawd

>>5440455
they are really expensive too. aren't they?
spoilt rich manbabby desu

>>5440462
Yeah average price per box seems to be £25 but it's my parents money so w/e

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>>5440453
the fuck is that?

>>5440447
this why everyday I remind myself your 18 and don't know any better

>>5440470
">>>/adv/16600667

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>>5440471
>hurr stop liking things i dont like
how grown up of you :^)

>>5440470
What does that symbol means?

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>>5440484

>>5440365
/fa/ GET OUT NOW

>>5440475
>i can do what i want because im a grown up and thats what grown ups do
absolutely fedorable

>>5440494
/fa/
because I smoke?
also I don't post on /fa/

>>5440490
I did thought it had something to do with the masculine. Seemed like a variation of the male symbol.

>>5440470
Ever played Binding of Isaac? Brimstone motherfucker.
Mix that shit with Polyphemus and you have some OP shit right there.

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>>5440499
You're just salty because you got shit for Christmas, didn't you?

>>5440490
>masculine
kek

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>be me
>be Christmas
>talk to my uncle about politics and emotions
>talk about what i should do
>says i should not join the military
>sit here drunk with my dog asleep next to me
>so Lost
>no idea what to do.
What do gaygen?

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>have a christmas lunch/party
>qties will be everywhere
>wake up with giant zit right on the middle of my forehead

;-;

>>5440510
make out with him

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>>5440475
w/e you say girl
merry christmas

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>>5440484
>>5440508
>>5440505
>>5440490

hitler is an idiot and didnt research it properly lel

ITS THE SATANIC CROSS AND NOW ITS TATTOOED ON HIS ARM

AHAHAHAHAHA

>>5440505
yeah it's a really fun game
great to kill time when you're bored

>>5440526
that's cool desu

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>>5440533

yeah but how cool will it be when he tries to apply for a job or get a date

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>>5440526
>>5440537
the symbol is incorrectly used by newage laveyan satanists, but it has nothing to do with the actual symbol
it's sulphur, not sodium chloride, so stop being salty :)
merry christmas, anon

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>>5440537

>>5440039
i miss john when he was sweet and nice

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>>5439740
>What do you want under your tree, /gaygen/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON-7v4qnHP8

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>>5440537

>mfw imagining a middleaged man with that tattoo

Bruh

>>5440542

yeah but people wont know the deep, actual reason
people will just see it and think "nutjob satanist"

like if someone got a swastika on the basis ots a buddhist symbol of peace - it doesnt matter what the technical reason is, only what people think when they see it

why did you get it?

>>5440551
Unless you google it with satanism, it's not really mentioned, other than to clarify that it has no relation to satanism.
Most people don't know what it is, let alone know it's meaning
I'd be more worried about someone not liking the fact I have tattoos period, not the individual tattoos I have.
(which isn't something I'm very worried about, sleeves exist for a reason)

tfw not getting a single present for christmas

tfw no where near family and have no friends

tfw working on christmas

tfw :(

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>>5440567

Whats your steam, friend?

I'd be happy to gift you one of these games I have spare (except GTASA, i already gave that to someone else.).

>>5440583
10/10 holiday spirit

>>5440583
that is super duper nice of you and would be much appreciated just to get a gift :O steam is mateos_ metal gear solid would be cool

thanks again and again :)

>>5440583
Aww. That's wonderful :3

>>5440403
>babies first christmas hangover
Hitler pls. Are you sure your virginity is safe? I must know.

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who here gonna go find some cute homeless underage lgbt twinks to give a warm bed this christmas?

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>>5440567
Hey man, gods bless. I know it's hard to be away from your family on Christmas. But I hope that your day is fantastic either way.

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>mfw had to open my present publically and my extended family found out what a fuckin nerd i am

its really happy with it, even if it was autistic of me to ask for it.

>>5440614

cool. im having family christmas lunch rn but ill get round to it soon. accept a friend request from "FeelGood" when you get it.

merry christmas m8

>>5440623
well it was a family christmas party, so I think it's a safe bet to assume that I wasn't roofied

>>5440052
You look awful from the back. From the front ok.
Go to a hair stylist also.

>>5440634
bless you anon you'll be a good bf one day

> Went to bed at 7pm on christmas eve because couldn't bear all those crushing and stupid feelings
> Starting to understand how to deal with loneliness

>tfw my cousin wrote a science ficiton book and it's so fucking bad
lmfao'd together with my family.

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>tfw gran gave me yet another soft toy

im a grown-ass man ffs

>>5440656

did it get published? thats pretty cool imo

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>>5440655
>>5440656
Nice blog. Subscribed.

merry christmas gaygen

>>5440656
was it just self published or did an actual publishing house pick it up?

>>5440674
>>5440695
anyone can publish at that publisher. his parents probably paid them a big sum. it's so fucking ridicilous though, he didn't even change the layout of microsoft word.
and they also paid someone to correct all the spelling errors etc.
>>5440677
thanks mate

>>5440674
Where does she get all these stuffed toys?

>>5440699
>anyone can publish
>paid the publisher
this sounds like one of those rebecca black "pay us to make you a pop star" scams

>>5440705
yeah and the book is very bad in my opinion, maybe it's for children.

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>>5440705
>pay us to make you a pop star

What is wrong with upper middle class white americans and their weird retarded kids?

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>>5440712

Listening to an Irish drag queen giving a national address in the style of the queens address

Pretty cool, same my brothers a homophobe Listening and giving me an anti gay argument

>>5440714
idk, but there were quite a lot of them coming out there for a while
this is my personal favorite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWLhrHVySgA

>>5440712
yikes
writing a book is an accomplishment in itself but the editing process should take just as long
that's the big gripe i have with self publishing, there's no quality control and people think they can just throw their mess on amazon and become a celebrated author

>>5440726
why not spend christmas day with the family instead of posting with a bunch of autistic faggots on 4chan you potato eating peasant

>>5440735
family is shit. christmas is shit.

>>5440742
you are edgy, you are edgy.

>>5440752
ok, but its still shit.

>>5440753
>tfw relatives and extended family always make fun of you and bully you everytime at christmas dinner
cant even imagine what they would say when i came out to them

>>5440752
maybe he's upset because all he got was socks
I actually got some nice ass wool socks

>>5440742
>>5440753
cheer up, buttercup

>>5440757
I'll cheer up when its 2016 and this stupid holiday is shit.

>>5440742 is right tho
Christmas is shit except for month vacation

>tfw I missed going to church two days in a row


HAHAHAHA LOLOLOL MERRY CHRISTMAS

FUCK YOU HITLER YOU BULLYING PIECE OF SHIT!

>>5440759
it's not going to get any better in 2016

>>5440759
D'accord

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How do you deal with being alone on Christmas?

Christmas Flockdraw, anyone?

>>5440773
when christmas is over it will.

HAHAHAHAHAHA
NO BF OR GF XDDDDDDDDD

HAPPY HOLIDAYS LIFE IS GREAT LMAOLMAOLMAO

AT LEAST I GOT MY TULPA XDXDXD

>>5440779
cute pup
what's flockdraw?

>>5440783
Like an online white board

>>5440770
why do you hate me so much, anon?
I assume I was mean to you in the past, but because I have no clue who you are I can't really comment on whatever I may have done/said to you

>tfw could hang out with family and have a good time
>decide to shitpost on how Christmas is the worst despiye getting free fruit roll ups and toe nail clippers and doritos


What's it like not being in a loving family?

i invited my ex over for christmas dinner. mostly because i want to have sex with him. probably a terrible idea tho w/e

merry christmas anonz

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>>5440773
Just think tho, you're one year closer to the sweet release of death.

>>5440796
How old are you and why do you still get presents? My family stopped giving presents to anyone over 18 that didn't have kids. Christmas is just a time of how much a failure you are measured up against everyone else, I spend the days popping benzos and sleeping.

>>5440791
Honestly it's just because you respond and you're easy to get stuff started against based on reactions. You were KIND of dickish in the past but literally nothing special. Honestly its just for reactions and too shitpost.

Merry Christmas

>>5440807
Oh, okay
merry christmas, anon

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>>5440783
>>5440790
http://flockdraw.com/gaygen/

Git in here

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Happy Christmas everyone!

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>>5439740
Jesus.
>cue that's a penis reaction gif
Where's that even from?

Here's another gay Christmas for you all.
Happy holidays from a lesbian!

>>5440846

ngl i hate women but merry christmas anyway

>>5440853
Yeah all women deserve to get raped.

>>5440838
Merry christmas big guy

Just wanted to pop in and say merry Christmas everyone!! I hope you all have a wonderful day.

>>5440935
Good night cutey

If you ever want to ERP with a hairy muscular man Hit me up.

Merry Merry Christmas!
What did everyone get for Christmas?

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>>5440942

>>5440946
You got an ice sculpture of me? How nice!

>>5440938
I'm not going to bed. It's 6:40 PM lmao.
I think I'll sadly have to pass on the ERP thing, but nice of you to ask!

>>5440838
>>5440846
>>5440919
>>5440935
>>5440942
Merry Christmas!

God bless us, every one!

>>5440956
what does ERP mean

>>5440958
erotic roleplay
cybering

>>5440965
baka anonymous desperado

>>5440958

what does google mean

>>5440935
go away

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>>5440958
It's like when you play scrouge, and crip dick plays tiny tim.

>>5440995
I googled it and came up with some workflow operation. Normies rule the internet, not crazy skype sex-addicts.

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I want to erp with someone on Christmas.

>>5439825
Nah bro, those bristles are not good for your bp. You have to treat it nice, silly

>>5440999

hnng

merry christmas you randy bastard

>>5440958
It means you're a faggot

>>5440283
Post feet

>>5441023
i want to punch someone in the kidney

>>5441166
I'm so sorry, anon.
At least you got cologne.

>>5441166
fucking math nerd

>>5441171
Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you, you want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?

>>5441182

lol dont forget >>5440634

>>5441180

no i asked for most of it actually

>>5441166
Nice wall decor.

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>wait a few minutes before sending a reply so that i dont look desperate or clingy

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>>5440614

hey mate i had a look - which one of these is you?

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>>5441166
Did your family raise you to like this sort of shit or were you always just an innate weirdo from birth?

>>5441171
Want to erp baby boy?

>>5441183
Fuck off pnuemonic fag

>>5441228
I'm not pneumoic fag, it's from this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7RgN9ijwE4

>>5441234
Merry Christmas Psudononymous drill

>>5441237
For crying out loud, I'm not pseudonymous shit.

>>5441243
Why do you lie girl with pnuemonic drill?

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>>5441226
He trained from child, but accidentally received the gay gene.

if girl with pneumatic drill was a twitter user, he would be girl with pneumatic dril

>>5441261
I don't lie, please stop saying I am, it's making my christmas even worse.

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>he's gay
>he spends his friday night alone without a bf
>on Christmas too

Pathetic.

>>5441271
We celebrate christmas eve here, not christmas day.

>>5441271
>tfw birthday tomorrow
At least I get to go to the cinema for free.
Alone.
;_;

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>>5441226

its something i sort of developed suddenly when i was 14 or so - before i was just as apathetic as a normal kid, although my parents did raise me to read a LOT more books than most. but other than that i was normal.

i just realised that, yknow, some of this stuff is actually really interesting and cool. i basically swapped a videogame addiction for a "being a fuckin nerd" one, and i think it will pay off for me when it comes to university n shit so it all works out quite well really.

>>5441271
>tfw shitpost every single day relentlessly on different boards
>woke up immediately grabbed phone to shitpost
>shitposting while eating a roll at table with family
>doing more brutal shitposts because of MUH CHRISTMAS GIVE ME A BREAK TONIGHT XDD


Man I am a huge loser I really need to grow up...

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>>5441291
Birthday after christmas. That has to suck so bad for you growing up.

>>5441297
It's an excuse to celebrate for three days straight, so it's not too bad.

>>5441303
but everyone forgets you even have a birthday. i have a cousin who has his birthday on halloween everyone forgets his birthday all the time.

Heading out to watch other people drink.

Merry christmas

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>>5441208
so who u textin

>>5439793
Joakim Mogren a qt

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>give bf a bottle shaped gift as a present
>he opens it nonchalantly, probably thinks it's just booze since he likes to drink, and asked for something good
>his face when it's but a bottle of lube
thus ends the story of how I got fucked right there and then, leaning on the kitchen table like some sort of bitch

>>5441372
wtf thats so hot
tell us more about your magical christmas anon

>>5441372
>lube gift for christmas
degenerate

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>>5441372
I hope you sort of predicted the outcome and enema'ed yourself before

>>5441372
>people are having this much fun while im threatening to kill trips under anon

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>>5441387
da booty is the best gift a top can get

>>5441389
W-which trips
>>5441372
Nice mate
You could write a story and turn it into a porno

Merry Christmas gaygen!

>>5441400
dragon dildo in bum

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happy Christmas lads

Anyone else here have ADD and medication for that? Do the meds make you super horny? I get incredibly horny like 30 mins after I take the pill.

>>5439743
Now thats the Christmas spirit!

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>>5441389
>somewhere out there, there is an attractive successful person with a loving attractive BF and a supportive stable rich family enjoying Christmas

Why does the awareness of other people having everything I want and will never have make me so angry? Actually running into such people makes me so depressed too. I can't feel better about myself until I find a flaw in their existence that I don't share.

Fucking happy people enjoying their lives, I hate them.

I would of liked some presents this year, but like last year I got nothing. Oh well on to the new year and hopefully new things.

>>5441453
>>5441453
>>5441453
You can't be happy on other people's behalf?

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when da husbando is so outta my league and also evidently straight

>>5441471
a 16 year old?

>>5441465
I tried that and honestly, I was just feeling shitty and inferior, telling myself I should be happy that better people are leading better lives, the lives they deserve. But then what the fuck does that make me?

I'm tired of just "learning my place" and accepting I'm shitty compared to everyone else. Fuck them all. Fuck this world. I hope you all burn.

>tfw the only thing i wanted for christmas, i didn't get it

I already vented about it on Monday, so I'm not going back to dwelling on it again.

Whatever, fuck this gay ass universe. At least I have a date with a moderately attractive daddy soon.

>>5441388
This is what came to mind for me as well.

Merry Christmas gg

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>>5441477
yeah

>>5441388
what the fuck do you think? it's christmas man, it would have happened anyway at some point, no predictions needed

>>5441483
That's the order of the universe, we're all equal but some are a bit more equal than others. There's only one way out of it.

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>>5441497
sorry I'm a pathetic virgin that has never been in a relationship or a real friendship at all

>>5441486
Trip on Rugby

>>5441484
Tell us about the daddy

>>5441508
Trip on sludgepuppy

>>5441486
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-TMIqHGhVE

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>>5441498
To stop pitying myself and fill the space in my life compared to everyone else through sheer force of will and determination? Or to just kill myself so that I can go back to being fertilizer for everyone else who gets what they want through sheer luck?

I'm not gonna let this world have it's way with me or anyone like me. I'm going to find a way to break this cycle.

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>>5441503
>>5441518
shut up shut up shut up
I wish I could be 16 again and have a normie relationship with a cute bf

Have an aged qt now

>>5441523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr0NBPRMe2E

>>5441512
Is this "tripon" thing supposed to be a meme?

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>tfw someone tries to take a selfie with you and you arent expecting it so the pic looks horrible and you kinda want to snatch the phone out of their hand and delete it but you cant.

anyone else know this feel?

>>5441566
Stop being a girl. Love you. Keep it up. Wow, great moves.

>>5441558
trip on hiro

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Are you worried about your Steam account faganons?

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>>5441607
>worried
Explain

>>5441607
I'm worried about that yaoi website I made when I was 13 and I can't seem to delete because the host admin never answers.

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>>5441607
what, is someone hacking them?

because I, for one, am not attacking /gaygen/ anons' accounts I linked back to them by comparing the e-mail addresses I phished from here, no sir

>>5441607
whats the tea?

>>5441566

You know you can just say "wow that's awful delete that and let's try again" right

Like people talk awful pictures all the time and give it a second or third or fourth try

All those perfect selfies on facebook/instagram/tumblr take work, hunty

>>5441647
This
It's something to say right after taking the pic. The longer you wait, the more awkward it'll be.

>>5441647
>>5441654
this
my sister and I take like ten pics and pick the one out where we both look good

NEW THREAD

>>5441678

>>5441566
I don't really care tbqh, one of the advantages of knowing you're ugly.

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>>5440397
Sorry to hear that anon. We luv u, plz be happy!
Or kill yourself faggot. ( it's channel 4 what else should I say?)