/mtfg/ Transgirl General

I don't have any noteworthy feels today.

>>5341096
>no one is alone forever
I am.

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>tfw no bf
>tfw going to die alone

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>>5341096
>tfw will always be the first panel.

>>5341093
People used to say I looked like her. I never saw it personally

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>>5341111
mtfg will be your bf tonight

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>tfw u turn a guy gay
>but not the guy u like

>>5341111
>those digits
You will die as god of the bfs

>>5341108
Same.

>>5341116
>tfw you didn't turn your gf gay
Such is life

>>5341111
gaygen dead tonight?

>>5341116
Isn't that a good thing?

If you don't like him and you make him gay he will stop hassling you.

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>>5341116
Dammit jörmy just suck his penis already!!!

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>tfw no one is ever gay for you.

>>5341116
How did you get him to like you?
What's the secret!?

>>5341116
I did this too, he's beta enough that we can go out for lunch and he'll insist on paying for me.

It makes me a terrible person for leading him on but I don't give a shit.

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>>5341130

>>5341119
GF still straight after all this time?

>>5341096
One day I will have the courage to be that cactus. I hope it's a day soon.

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>>5341092
help
>>5341130
>tfw

>>5341135
Beat me to it ;~;

>>5341116
well u seem to enjoy the attention?? idk desu lol

>>5341119
I turned mine straight ;~;

>>5341124
Hmm I didn't think of that, one more reason to go full time

>>5341127
Maybe if he wasn't disgusting

>>5341132
Step one: bully relentlessly and not in a friendly way
Step two: call him a weirdo and turn him down every time he asks to hang out
Step 3: acquire creepy chaser

>>5341140
I think its kinda funny tbdesu

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>>5341144
Not this guy, the other one!

>>5341144
so you were being tsundere just like his japanese animes?

>>5341115
thanks girls.

>>5341117
oh my ;~;

>>5341120
yes gaygen is very dead like all the time. ;~;

> Tfw everyone hates me and my gf probably quilt just to get away from me.

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>tfw dysphoria makes you break up with your bf

>>5341138
why does he need someones skype for you again anon?

>>5341156
I don't hate (You).
Not in the slightest.

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>>5341158
AHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

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o no

>>5341148
Well if I can turn a neckbeard gay I might have a chance with the other guy

>>5341149
I was just being ツン, no デレ

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>>5341162
what's so funny

>>5341166
Holy shit jormy.
Well done. You're a homewrecker.

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>>5341167
It took one day. Your comments from last night make it hilarious.

>>5341159
Sage was posting some guy's photo, said it was because he "paki'd" her over skype. She won't explain what "paki'd" means, and will only do it over skype. The curiosity is driving me mad, and I don't have a skype account.

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>>5341174
it was my own decision though, doesn't mean he's not a qt
and we're still friends and he still likes me more than a friend, i just can't be in a relationship right now

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>>5341158
>>5341156
>>5341130
>>5341116
>>5341111

tf is going on tonight?

>>5341144
>>5341166
take it as a compliment, baka!!!!

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>>5341172
I DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHING

>>5341181
I ruined someones marriage by the looks of it

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>>5341181
Its feels.

>>5341166
> but yeah. Yolo. I said it.
Lmao I am fucking dying
> um yeah... You have a fiance
Christ. This is why I don't date men.

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>>5341166
>Well if I can turn a neckbeard gay I might have a chance with the other guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3g1Uwdf93To

>>5341187
Quickly.
We need to get married.

He will have to leave you alone if you are already taken!

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>>5341153
Roughly fuck me booger like the man you are. Make me feel like a useless girl beneath you.

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>>5341111

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>>5341166
>I need to have a serious talk with her. Zzzz life haha

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in other news i got someone fired today
>eating 700-900 calories a day
>feeling super irritable
>new co-worker getting on my nerves cause he's not doing his job
>go to the boss and tell him how the new guy keeps fucking everything up and not doing his job, like an a to z list of everything he's doing wrong
>boss gets pissed and says the he's got a week left
it feels like a weight is on my shoulders now, like really bad karma, but when have i ever had good karma desu

>>5341200
>>5341192
And to think.
This guy actually managed to get engaged with this kind of talk.

>>5341166
This man is clearly functionally retarded.

>>5341205
I feel sorry for his fiancee desu. To Lee your standards this much...

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>>5341187

been there. dw it's no biggie. he'll prob not say a word. lol

>>5341188

idk how i ....feel about it
see what i did thereeee?

>>5341166
This >>5341208

You're doing this guy's fiancee a pretty huge favor right now.

>>5341203
>eats too little
>feels like shit
>takes it out on someone else and vents thier shit feels at her boss
>uses other person as ammo
>now feels like shit because they did that


You know, if you just ate right, none of this would have happened. What are you, retarded?

>>5341217
fatty detected

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>>5341217
well it's not just that, none of the co-workers liked him because he would have little baby fits and complain that no one else does work around the store because he's at the bottom of the totem pole and has to do all the floor work, so some days he just wouldn't do what needed to be done and it would make the work harder for the next person
he was just a bad worker in general, slow, he wouldn't listen half the time and super clumsy, breaking stuff all the time

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Who's drinking tonight mtfg?
Pic related

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>>5341226
I am
I'm awfully depressed tonight

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>>5341226
>tfw teetotal
I'm hitting the hard stuff tonight though.

>>5341203
You didn't fire him. Your boss did. If your boss only listened to one person complain and then went off to fire the new guy then that is bad management. If your boss has listened to several people complain then your comments were just the last straw and the firing was inevitable.

Either the new guy was screwing up too much or your boss doesn't know how to manage personnel properly. Either way it isn't your fault.

>>5341224
Thats besides the point. You're feeling bad because you know that the only reason you went to the boss about him, was because you were feeling shitty and wanted to vent some anger. Which could have been avoided if you ate right and weren't such a colossal faggot.

Protip: starving yourself fucks you in so many ways that it just doesn't become worth it as a viable method of losing weight. Just fucking exercise and eat less carbs.


Or are you just retarded?

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>waking up at 2:30pm

how is everyone rn??

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>>5341226
Keepin it local.

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>>5341235
Wanting to die

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>>5341226
coffee rn :3

>>5341235
Overthinking everything desu.
> Tfw scared that gf quit because she wanted to ditch me

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>>5341233
yea but i have a pretty strong influence on him, like he takes my advice on major changes for the store, bulk purchases and and always listens to me word for word
>>5341234
i already get a ton of exercise desu, i just need to cut heavily right now
i'm feeling bad because i don't like to see people lose their jobs, it's kind of sad to me
but if someone can fill the position better then it's important and better off that they get replaced

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>>5341235
Stressed. Maybe I should get some booze too

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>>5341246
Well if you're exercising you should be eating more than 900 cals. 2000 is like the minimum when you're /not even/ exercising, so halving that AND doing exercising is just going to break you. Mentally and physically.

Don't be so fuckin' retarded.

>>5341226
I will literally die if I drink alcohol atm desu

>>5341239
omg good idea kit ur the best ;~;

>>5341247
how come??? any further w/ ur report??

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>>5341251
ok well i have to condition myself to that right now
when i'm satisfied with my weight i'll bring it up to like 1400 cal or something

>everyone is worrying about something
>i've not had anything to worry about in ages
>anything that would worry some people doesn't even register to me
>i am a person devoid of emotion
I'm not upset by it, but it doesn't bring me joy
It actually feels, like nothing to be honest.

>>5341251
>2000 is like the minimum when you're /not even/ exercising
dont normalize obesity please.

>>5341254
See >>5341104
Sometimes stuff just isn't happening in your life.

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Who here /wow/?

I was bored and made my own version of the new demon hunter class.

Pic's related

You can make your own here using the dressing room app. It's kinda glitch so beware.

>>5341260
I may have finished up the second half of my gold CMs tonight.

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>>5341260
Here's with full gear.

>closest ic provider only 2 hours away
>supposedly extremely easy to get on hrt with them
>need car to get there
>need job to get car
>have sleep disorder, can't get job
>couldn't afford scripts anyways because no job
why do i have to wake up
let this nightmare end

My mom got drunk and made an electrolysis joke and looked at me at a relative's birthday and she was the only one who laughed

Like, dead silence afterward... fucking embarrassing.

>>5341266
take a bus?

>>5341237
Looks tasty, how hoppy is it?

>>5341239
Dem timezones

>>5341228
iktf

>>5341232
Hard stuff is good

>>5341251
>2000 is like the minimum when you're /not even/ exercising,
Retard.

>>5341253
You don't get it senpai.

You won't lose weight efficiently, and the weight you do lose will just get thrown back on as a fat as soon as you start eating again. Lack of food = lack of nutrients to maintain your skin, so when you put the fat on your skin will stretch and get stretch marks too.

You're being retarded by eating that little. Eat properly and exercise well and you'll lose weight more efficiently and be able to keep it off, as well as not having disgusting skin at the end of it.

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>>5341263
>cm's
I haven't tried them yet, are they hard like mop ones where you have to race to the finish as fast as possible while avoiding trash mobs?

Here's my favorite frost death knight transmog, simple and cute yet fierce.

>>5341280
Pretty similar to mop, yah. I had a group with good players and great aoe so we pretty much just rolled through them.

>>5341274
>tfw no elanna reply
off I go to my corner :'c

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>>5341238
;___;

>>5341252
>omg good idea kit ur the best ;~;

UMARU!!!!! :3

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>>5341252
>>5341284
I'm sorry umaru I didn't mean it I'm kinda drunk rn

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>>5341274
>>5341285
I wish go back in time when my mom
Was pregnant with me, fine her and kick her in the stomach so she could have a miscarriage

>>5341226
Awww yeah.
I'm switching between beer, cider, wild turkey and rum.

>>5341274
I'ts pretty hoppy, but more importantly all gone now. ;_;

>>5341283
That's cool I know with the mop ones some were easy if you had a good group and used invisible potions to slip through certain mobs. I didn't start the mop until two days before they got rid of them so it was a race to find a good group.

I've heard in legion they will make it less about racing to the finish and more about strategy. I cannot wait for legion too.

Anybody have a good suggestion on a gaming pc that can handle games like wow? Mines getting slower each patch so i'll have to upgrade to a better pc soon.

>>5341245
>gf quit
What did she quit?

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Hey /mtfg/ how is your weekend going so far?

>>5341298
Awful

>>5341298
Awful

>>5341290
;_______;

>>5341294
Sad times ;_;

>>5341292
w-wild turkey?

kill me family

>>5341226
>>5341238
yup

>>5341298
bad

>>5341298
Awful

>>5341285
kitaru!! o.o;;

>>5341286
i-it's fine.. ;~;

>>5341298
awful

>>5341266
Do you know someone who can drive you?

And you can budget some of whatever money you have to pay for the prescription if you don't have a job.

>>5341298
I can't sleep because my stomach is killing me.

>>5341298
Wonderbah!

>>5341306
>w-wild turkey?
Yeah, whats wrong with that?

>>5341307
What's wrong mei?

>>5341260
I like that skin color and the tattoo's, to bad the other classes don't get those options.

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>>5341313
shelll !!!!


ummmmmmmmmmm

skype?? :3

>>5341298
ok so far but i have work soon ;~;

>>5341298
Is it the weekend?
Eh.

>>5341306
Guess surgery can never how much I hate myself

>>5341324
*never fix

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>>5341298

pretttyy goood. work tonight was good, it was my first day back. also talked a lot today to the guy i'm currently crushing on. i am really enjoying getting to know him. um also one of my clients bought me a 40" tall teddy bear today for christmas, it's adorable lol. currently doing a facial mask and playing with my new iphone 6s plus. i'm overly obsessed with it.

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>>5341324
>>5341326
That's a familiar sounding feeling...

>>5341315
just being a pathetic dysphoric loser

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>>5341328
>edie without makeup
Truly a horrifying sight.

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>>5341328
How's the porn?

>>5341273
we don't have an AMC/greyhound station, would have to drive 45 minutes to get to a station
>>5341312
haha
there's one person who could drive me, and they would want to know where i'm going
that person would also be my mother, so i'd also get disowned for asking

is there such a thing as like long--distance über? like can I pay a guy from craigslist or something $100 + gas to drive me to the capitol, wait a few hours, and drive me back?

>>5341334
Trip on rawr

>>5341334
Lmao she looks like a cross between a Mexican and an native American and look at dat beard shadow on her chin!.

>>5341336
does your town have zipcar?

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>>5341334

>feeling the need to post a no makeup pic in response to a no makeup pic to prove...?

i forget the eternal wisdom of anon sometimes

>>5341335

i'm glad you've found solace in life as a troll but this is why i removed you from my facebook, among other things. ima filter you now. gl wit errything bb

>>5341341
>>5341336
also if all else fails.. you could try hitchhiking.

>>5341345
Quit being upset that you're a porn star

>>5341341
omg i'd never heard of this
$77 for a day
this is the best thing
although it doesn't fix the fact and i might not have mentioned [spoiler]i still need a drivers license[/spoiler]
[spoiler]three more months of sadness unless i can find someone i guess[/spoiler]

>>5341328
>>5341334
>>5341345
Sorry edie but I have to agree with that anon you look like complete shit without makeup, like you have no natural cuteness at all.

It's all good though that's what FFS is for haha.

>>5341335
>hows the porn?
lol I almost resorted to sex work once, so glad I didn't go down that road.

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>>5341332
Despite the encouragement you gave me, I still feel awful.
I thank you for trying to help

>>5341350
good luck anon

>>5341345
>in response to a no makeup pic to prove...?
That you look gross without makeup?

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>>5341349

>tfw famous

this is such a nice feel wow
i'd like to start by thanking my webcam, which without i would not have my wealth or my wonderful life. i'd also like to thank all of the attractive men i have gone through who have helped me realize my love for dick, as well as the more lonely of men who have, and will continue to finance my life. i'd also like to thank the academy, without whom i would not have learned how to act so incredibly well in my hundreds of scenes, such as "edie's ts highschool: back to the basics", or everyone's favorite, "ts sorority: edie's 400th time"

thank you all!! i love you!!!

>>5341353
>not doing sex work as a tranny
The road less traveled, I envy you anon.

>>5341361
Lol, do you still walk around in nighties all the time like an old hon?

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>>5341345
It's not trolling, what you do is porn whether you like to admit it or not. Ripping on you for your denial on this is just... funny, without being mean and trolly.

Sorry Edie, you're usually on point with the stuff you say and are fairly intelligent, but that was some nicki-minaj tier dumbshit. But you can filter me for making fun of you if you want, gotta have that hugbox, amirite?

>>5341353
I did it for a week or two and earnt some good money from it. Its fun if youre morally grey and need the money more than you need to keep your clothes on.

I don't judge her for doing porn, it's not a bad thing at all. I just think its funny she doesn't want to call it porn because it hurts her fee fees because she has personal prejudices against porn.

>>5341369
Edie isn't a porn star she's an "actress" lol.

>>5341345
It's not trolling, what you do is porn whether you like to admit it or not. Ripping on you for your denial on this is just... funny, without being mean and trolly.

Sorry Edie, you're usually on point with the stuff you say and are fairly intelligent, but that was some nicki-minaj tier dumbshit. But you can filter me for making fun of you if you want, gotta have that hugbox, amirite?

>>5341353
I did it for a week or two and earnt some good money from it. Its fun if youre morally grey and need the money more than you need to keep your clothes on.

I don't judge her for doing porn, it's not a bad thing at all. I just think its funny she doesn't want to call it porn because it hurts her fee fees because she has personal prejudices against porn.

____

Reposted without my trip, just in case you blocked me. Enjoy your faggotry and carefully curated online hugbox famalan. Let me know when your butthole stops being so clenched and the stick drops out of it and we can be friends again and have fun.

BYE

>>5341354
These kinds of feelings don't get better overnight. I don't expect a night and day difference but they will get better in time.

>>5341380
>I never drop trip.
>- Sage, 2015

>>5341353
>>5341369
I watched this episode of botched on E! channel and the transsexual patient wanted a bunch of surgery to look like a Barbie bimbo and the funny thing is her stage name is doll too like dollface!

This will be edie in 10 years. lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8xTI7I_Hww

>>5341385
Oh thats fine, I drop trip to make one post to someone whose filtered me and you greentext it, but when edie says

>I don't do porn

You're suddenly no where to be found for greentext hilariousness. Fuck your shit Elanna.

>>5341390
Lmao yeah she does webcam porn just like dollface. How ironic.

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>>5341366

you mean do i walk around in lingerie...? occasionally, ya, i like it. as do all the men i date. it feels nice and i can afford it? i forget the whole obsession with my life thing exists lol. tbqh i should be thanking you because i mean without my fans, such as yourself, documenting everything i do i wouldn't still be as relevant as i am today in the ways that i am that have lead me to my financial gains. i think i owe some of my success to the "little people" like you. so thank you for that, and your constant, and unending attention you pay to me and my every move.

i just washed off my mask tho, gonna do my lotion mask then my nightly skincare and go to bed so i can wake up early, get some breakfast, and talk to my current crush. sleep well!

>eat spicy food for dinner
>stomach cramps the next morning

Why bowels?

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>>5341402
I'm getting some new pajamas desu ... this one top piece has a hoodie w/ like idk a bear face on it... ahhhhh!!!

>>5341393
Didn't you know sage? Edie says she doesn't do porn, admits to using men for money because they aren't good for anything else, admits to being a slut irl, and says it's gross and weird that trans lesbians and bi trans girls flirt with each other in mtfg. Also she says old trans women have agp.

>>5341408
>knows the problem
>and the result
>still asks why

What you should be asking is why are you retarded?

>>5341410
I don't care dude. I'm ripping on Edie, not discussing her with you like a jilted schoolgirl. I don't know if she stole your socks from your gymbag anon, I wasn't looking.

>>5341409
CUTE ! :3

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;_____________;

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>>5341408
>eat anything
>stomach cramps immediately

>>5341425
>knows the problem
>still eats food
(Edgy remark here)

>>5341402
goodnight edie

>>5341424
don't cri

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>>5341428
I love food though ;~;

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>>5341425
>>5341424
>>5341408

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>>5341431
>don't cri
Why not...

>>5341433
>eating

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>>5341438
elanna no !

>>5341402
You used wear nighties and slips all the time and said you were glad you grew out of that phase and I have to agree cuz that's kinda honish.

>it feels nice and i can afford it?
Lingerie is pretty though desu. I have a few sexy pieces myself that my bf likes, the difference is I don't walk around in them all the time. That's just weird.

>i forget the whole obsession with my life thing exists lol
I wouldn't really call it an obsession it's just you come here talk about your life all the time so it's kinda hard for people not to know things about you. It's kinda cute though that you think you're famous and above all of us here. Thank you for showing your true colors to everyone once again. :p

>i just washed off my mask tho, gonna do my lotion mask then my nightly skincare and go to bed so i can wake up early
You'd think that with all care you put into your face you'd at least be cute without makeup but nope that's not that case.

>>5341390
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8xTI7I_Hww [Embed]
That hilarious actually.

>>5341422
kit is qt!!

>>5341424
oh no elanna... btw did u know ogl covers all dnd rules for 3.5 but u can't use setting stuff .... includes making vidyas tho...

I wonder why there aren't more vidya based off those rules >.>;;

>>5341408
>>5341425
I get that too, my medication makes it worse tho.... a few nights ago I literally woke up w/ extreme pain and ran to the girls room and collapsed, shivering and sweating hot all over... I thought I was gonna die ... I had to take off all my clothes just to breath and it was like an hour before the pain slowly subsided ;~~;

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>>5341434
>tfw crushing on kit

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>>5341433
>enjoying food

>>5341334
Wow is that really edie without makeup?

I look better then dollface without makeup on! Now if only I knew how to do makeup I'd look pretty cute.

>>5341328
I actually like it, looks like a normal girl look

>>5341433
me too

>>5341402
Night trash hooker desu!

>>5341438
b-because I don't want you to cry... ; ~ ;

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>tfw guy i'm talking to shows me his body
>tfw guy i've been talking to is /pol/ AND /fit/ as fuck
y-yeesh, i just need to make myself perfect for him so maybe we can try dating again

>tfw ally grandmother dies and after the funeral my mother complains that she had to give me all her bobbing pins and hair ties because my hair is now so long.
>tfw father says: "Oh I don't know, he looks pretty nice."
My dad made me really happy for a moment, but ugh. So much disphoria today. BTW: my parents don't know yet.

>>5341454
fug u I want elanna to cri

then I can lick her tears

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>>5341454
But there's the vague chance that if I cry I'll feel better. It's remote but I guess it's worth a try.

>>5341446
I don't know a lot about dnd, which version of the rules are most games based off?

>>5341467
;~~;

>>5341471
why are you sad elanna?

>>5341454
I bet you wanted to be born with a uterus too.

Its funny how shit works out.

>>5341471
>;~~;
aw yisss

so salty

btw how have you been? I took a break from these threads when you did and just got back on.

>>5341471
idk desu ;~;

it's for rpgs

>>5341451
Yes she's an ugly ass hooker with mental problems and most people don't like her.

>The only think I need to do to be hot is to NOT BE FAT
>Being fat

I hate it 76 kg (168 lbs) on 179 cm (5'11")
I'm so disgusting but eating help me co-op.

>>5341489
that's a good weight for someone w that height.

>>5341471
I want you to not need to cry

>>5341467
>>5341478
mean

>>5341489
>5'11

>>5341495
Sue me.

>>5341492
It would be if all that weight would be in my hips/butt and not belly, legs, lower face. I mean I don't even have a neck.

>>5341496
I'm form Europe so 5'11" is pretty popular here but you need to be in your skeleton mode to pull that off.

>>5341489
ill take that fat off ur hands

>>5341475
Had to break off a ldr because it wasn't going to work. It wasn't a mutual feeling of wanting it to end. I feel awful for doing that to her.

>>5341480
Not great desu

>>5341471
That would require turning back the clock a few weeks and making sure things never started between her and I.

>>5341513
meant to quote >>5341495

>>5341507
Britfag, 5'6".

>>5341513
poor bexe

>>5341517
>5'11" is pretty popular here
>Every person is 5'11" here

But whatever.

>>5341513
Oh wow, I didn't think you'd actually get into an ldr after saying you needed the physical part of a relationship. I can understand how you feel tho, I just broke it off with someone I was seeing online/over the phone as well. Going from talking to them everyday and sharing your life to having only silence is terrible.
All that regret... ugh, stupid me and my weak moments.
Sorry it went down that way elanna.

>>5341513
I'm sorry >~<

>>5341513
Who will elanna kek next?

>>5341525
>needed the physical part of a relationship
That's precisely why I had to end it. It's strange how speaking every day and getting closer leaves this hollow empty feeling, I don't think I've ever felt lonelier...
I'm really sorry, how long had you two been together? ;_;

>>5341532
It's ok, have a drink with me ;_;

>>5341446
>literally woke up w/ extreme pain and ran to the girls room and collapsed, shivering and sweating hot all over... I thought I was gonna die ... I had to take off all my clothes just to breath

Vasovagal reaction, will subside after sitting.

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>>5341541
W-well was she smiling or did she have a weird look on her face?

Haven't dilated in 4 days due to granulation treatment and my first dilate since is going effortlessly. :^D

>>5341548
>sitting

That should be shitting.

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>>5341544
Let's drink Elanna

>>5341551
enjoy it forever

>>5341544
Who do you have in mind for a replacement?
I think you need a guy instead.

>>5341548
sounds scary desu

>>5341559
Implying i wont just replace dilating with sex after 2 years.

>>5341563
when does bleeding come into play? XD

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>>5341557
>vb
Yuck, get some taste senpai

>>5341550
nope, been there, I know that weird looked from being clocked earlier on.

this gal seemed really sincere, b/c I looked kinda lost, and I'm kinda a prude irl, so it was easy to tell I wasn't really into lingerie.

>>5341562
I get them like once or twice a year, when I went for srs the phosphate enema triggered one too. They're horrid as duck but mostly harmless.

>>5341561
But I don't even know if I like guys...

>>5341557
;o; yes, lets

>>5341570
>phosphate enema
triggered

>>5341544
I'll have a drink with you too.

This e-lationship/ldr lasted about a year and a half with an irl visit a year in. It wasn't awkward or anything, we did pretty well and kept it going and played vidya together mostly. He ended up getting a better job but had to move further out and it was way more expensive to visit, we just spent less time together until I felt like it wasn't working out so I called it quits.

>>5341566
>pear
>strawberry
>lime
y-yikes jormy sounds like fruitjuice!! o.o;;

>>5341570
oh no ...

>>5341572
elanna have u ever made games??? o.o;;

>>5341544
drinking rn.

>>5341574
that's kind of like the last relationship I had, except he kind of started abusing me so I had to get out

>>5341574
That sounds like it was at least pleasant while it lasted ;_;

>>5341577
Idk, I made half life 2 mod with a friend when I was in hs, done a little bit of tinkering with homebrew since then but nothing really finished.

>>5341584
Name yer poison

> go out with cute guy who identifies as gay
> he's ok with me being trans, but at the same time I'm only a month into HRT/transition

I feel pretty shitty about this situation.
I like this guy but...
I feel like the further I transition, the less this guy will be attracted to me.

Has anyone else been in a similar situation?

>>5341594
oh no elanna I believe in u!!

if jormy can make games in 2 days then so can u!! ... altho jormy is like a genius programminer since 10yo or something

>>5341594
sambuca

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>>5341566
I'm not a cider person but that is nice. The winter one is nice as well actually.

>tfw we sell those for $16 each at my club

>>5341611
I was interested in a pre-hrt transguy but he knew I was only attracted to him because of his feminine aspects so he just told me I shouldn't even bother.

>>5341594
yeah, the first year was great, we played league all day every day and talked all night. I guess it's because we were neets together lol
Was yours not pleasant for the time it lasted?
>>5341584
At least you were able to make it out, I've seen far too often people stick around trying to make it work and end up very hurt both physically/mentally.

>>5341615
k i t
would u gib free drinks at your club to /mtfg/?
not like a whole group, I mean like if one of the grills showed up? I'm p sure you would, you're super nice like that.

>>5341096
>no one is alone forever
this makes the sheen cry because I am alone, and I'll always be alone

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>>5341615
>$16

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQSfqDJT_AA
this song is nice and made me feel happy
i hope you all feel happy sooner or later /mtfg/, every single one of you
g'n thread <3

>>5341619
umm ofc i would ! :3

i would make special cocktails aswell for all you girls


>>5341622
ya i know ;~;

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>>5341612
>jormy
>genius

that's a harder stretch then me trying to make my bra fit

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>>5341627
>This video is not available
Stupid Australia

>>5341619
It was only a couple of weeks, and they were nice while they lasted, but they were really filled with a lot of feelings of wishing for something that wasn't there. It's complicated and I don't think I'd try again unless they lived a lot closer.

>>5341614
Neat, never had it before actually o.o

>>5341612
M-maybe ;_;

>>5341628
>special cocktails
heh L E W D girl

>>5341631
try this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHrZJ__C0ns
anyway g'n <3 off to netflix and bed

>>5341631
Install the hola extension gal.

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>>5341628
>>5341633

>ywn taste kit's girlcock


JUST

>>5341612
umaru~~ would you do this??

https://youtu.be/GiSVwHYXjnE

>>5341619
Yeah, I mean I was certain on leaving the moment they went too far with it.

>>5341632
It tastes like liquorice

>>5341635
goodnight

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>>5341648
Sounds delicious ^^

Either way, I'm gonna go cry myself to sleep, goodnight girls.

>>5341645
no I would never wear an xmas top >.>;;

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>>5341656
Good night Elanna, please don't cry

>>5341656
gn elanna, I might too...

;~;

>>5341656
goodnight elanna, don't cry too much ;~;

>>5341656
good night, I'm off too
>>5341659
k

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>>5341656
goodnight qt

>>5341614
i love sambuca !!!!
shots shots shots shots

Who /big forehead/ here?


I feel like it is the curse of the tranny.

>>5341656
I am going to go wash my car then go back to bed I think

>>5341659
why not D:

>>5341669
Get bangs

>>5341670
Wut kinda car?

>>5341667
yes!!!

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>>5341672
>Wut kinda car?
shitbox festiva with faded roof and dents but mechanically perfect, I love the little thing and its economical.
could be quicker, but there's tonnes of engines in that platform that will go straight in and make a bit more power, doesn't need to be a race car as its a runabout

>>5341669
laree forehead with disproportionately large head to boot

having bangs will make me look like moe of 3 stooges

>>5341683
>but mechanically perfect
>tfw had to give away a perfectly fine mazda3 that was running wonderful just because of rust.
stupid laws.

>>5341705
ours are a comprimise between draconian and the freedom to drive whatever... so they benefit no one.

>>5341659
>xmas top
hey, I got one for the first time recently, and wore it the very next day! it has horizontal rows of snow flakes

has anyone here changed their last name when getting their name changed? how do you decide on something like that?

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Dad just told me I'm beautiful.

>someone accuses me of going off trip to be extra bitchy
>when I had a great evening yesterday
I'm still not feeling bitchy

>>5341725
aw :)

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>>5341725
>mum says im beautiful
>grandma immediately says "BOYS CANT BE BEAUTIFUL"
>repeat 100x through childhood

>>5341725
He wants to suck your pickle

>>5341794
I think you're beautiful jormy. Im a guy btw

>>5341802
jed pls go

asked this in another thread but didn't get a reply but is 244 pmol/L oestradiol on the low side? my doctor says its fine

>>5341725
>>5341794
>mom says I'm ugly
>always says I was an ugly shrivled old man when born (underweight)
>nobody compliments me
>brother always calls me ugly
>ppl at school ask "why are u so ugly??"
>kids say they saw me on uglypeople.com
>goes on for years
>know I'm ugly as hell
>ppl online get mad if I tell them I'm ugly
oh well

>>5341802
go away jed I'm gonna kidnap jormy and sell her feet on ebay to highest bidder

>>5341806
it's "ok"

>>5341722
I'm planning to. I picked a middle name that I liked the sound of fromone of my long-dead and indirect relatives. I.e. a name I have tangential connection to, but one that's so unknown that nobody could call me out for it.

omg im so ugly

>>5341808
>sell her feet on ebay to highest bidder

That would be a popular auction

>>5341808
gonna need pics of the feet in question

>>5341722
>>5341809
gonna change all my names, change address, move abroad, don't tell anyone, they'll never be able to find me >.>;;

>>5341813
>>5341815
I need the $$$$ for ffs, did u know I'm ugly ;~;

>>5341806
I think its a bit low, but you should be ok. Wouldn't hurt to increase it though

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>>5341794
>be grade 8, dysphoria kicking in
>lesbian looking girl I've never seen before approaches with her friend on valentines
>assume she was teasing/joking and I walk away
>same year
>walking home
>two slightly older boys on bikes following me and saying stuff
>get upset, grab one bike by the handle bars and tell them to leave me alone
>they get angry and chase me into the local primary school where I find one of my old teachers and have a panic attack
m-maybe it was just because I was cute back then and they didn't know I was a boy
>tfw not cute

>tfw trying to link the fact that nobody ever saw me as a girl to the fact that I was picked on by literally everyone all my life
>tfw probably not even trans and just mentally fucked up

>>5341808
>>5341803
Who in the fuck is jed?

>>5341810
there's much uglier girls here please

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>>5341824
>Who in the fuck is jed?
see
>>5341048
>>5341116
>>5341166
and this

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>>5341833
Holy shit, that thirst

>>5341833
.. he doesn't just ask u to go on dates every day does he??? >.>;;;

seems a bit weird even for a classmate, like idk...

>>5341833
I feel so bad for the fiancee holy shit

>>5341833
Awwww, you have a stalker, how cute.

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Should I buy a gun? I can get a qt rifle for about $1k. I might need it

>>5341855
w-will u be going on international television??? >.>;;

otherwise why not, buy what u like

I am 32 and I have nothing

tfw you realise it's 10:30 and you've spent another friday night alone with your pal johnnie walker

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>>5341859
my palls are somersby, jormy and maybe another somersby~
time to get guns girls!
lots of guns, and stockpile them and make a wall, and then shoot chasers and stalkers that come over the wall

Ive been trying to come up with the best way to put this but I think it would just be easier to greentext it.

>Free whoremoans
>From me
>Email me star4help@gmail
>Please only ask of you NEED help with buying moans
>This is more meant for poor anons or underages who can't get any on their own.
>Again free, like 100% free, please dont abuse my want to help.

If you email me asking for help I will help you.

It would also be cool if this was added to the op copy paste in some way because I would like to tell more than the 5 people actively shitposting that I can help them financially (at least getting started since thats all the pills do anyway)

>>5341865
Poor Jormo. Her only friends are weird ass stalkers like you and Jed.

which trip is the best to ship with jormy?

>>5341893

shotgun-chan or helium-kun

>>5341893
jormy desu

>>5341893
Elanna

>>5341893
I would say Kit even if though they are both straight girls.
if they lived closer together and were dating then it would be almost too cute to bear.

>tfw too ugly to ever be shipped with anyone
>tfw too ugly to ever date anyone
>tfw people throw up in their mouths if I even talk to them

>>5341893
Kit

>>5341900
This, cutest pairing ever.

>imagining kit and jormy sharing a display case with jormies plushies and kits gundam models next to each other

how to kill self without the courage to do it?

>>5341912
Just wait, you'll eventually die of old age.

>>5341912
With a gun, it's easier than jumping at least because you can fuck off somewhere private and secluded and take all the time you need. Up on a roof it's fucking cold and people might see you ending up in you just being embarrassed publicly.

>>5341916

don't have time for that, need to die now

>>5341919
>With a gun

nice meme. we're not all americlaps, some of use actually enacted gun control after having a horrific mass shooting instead of shrugging our shoulders and going "welp, there's tuesday's"

>2 year hrt anniversary coming up in jan
>only tits i have are puffy nipples that hurt to touch

this is the true suffering, no one should know this pain

>>5341924

19 months and don't even have puffy/sore nips, check you're privilege

>>5341923
Lmao, yes, guns kill people, and cars drive drunk and spoons make people fat.

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>forget I changed my phone background last night
>wake up to this
gah!

>>5341928
Sure guns don't actively kill people, but they help.

>>5341932
Noice German

>>5341912
do something to improve your life while you wait for the courage. i know it's hard but if you just wait and do nothing each day is hell.

>>5341934
Thanks, it's pretty fun actually

>>5341939
I really need to get back into learning it. Motivation died for a while.

>>5341937
>do something to improve your life

lmao if anything like that actually existed i wouldn't need the courage

http://strawpoll.me/6182619

>>5341933
Look at the statistics when it comes to gun violence and gun crimes. When you only count white americans their crime/violence rate is at the level of belgium.

America got a nigger problem, not a gun problem. And mass shootings are tragic but you cant protect yourself from a madman, and sacrificing your right to defend yourself and relying on the government to do it is not worth it.

Not to mention the mass public killing rate is lower than many European countries when looking at population ratio, these things happen, more people die in fucking traffic, you only give a shit because the media makes a sensation out of every shooting.

>>5341926
Breast massages ...
>.>

>>5341928
I'd agree that prohibition isn't the answer but it's literally a killing machine. There never has been any other purpose to a gun desu

>>5341932
Good morning

>>5341941
I love it, German captcha is a blast

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>>5341944

>>5341946
Ohio

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>>5341951
damn ben garrison got redpilled

>>5341943

i think sheen has some personality traits that would make her cute but they are masked under her constant self loathing and she's more of a friend so i don't really think of her that way personally

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>>5341956
His new ones are really great, he's going after SJWs right now.

>>5341943
>http://strawpoll.me/6182619
Missing a "No homo" option desu.

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Ayy lmao

Fuck
Why can't I just die in my sleep?

>>5341965

because life isn't that kind

trigga why you babysitting only two or three shots? i'mma show you how to turn it up a notch

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>>5341967
I need to die
I just can't live anymore

>>5341969

me too, but it doesn't work that way

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>>5341971
Most likely I'll just have to do it myself

>>5341972
waste of ffs

>>5341974
It was
I completely agree.