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kinky bisexual steve rogers edition.

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Previous thread: >>5341096
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good morning /mtfg/ <3
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>tfw when you wake up next to your bf and he has a throbbing erection while he's still asleep so you suck him off with your butte in his face and he wakes up and starts tonguefucking your hole
>tfw when you ask the bf what he wants for breakfast and he says he wants you for breakfast and pushes you with his manly strength over the edge of the kitchen counter, slipping your panties aside and sliding his pulsating cock inside, leaning over you, breathing heavily on the nape of your neck and gripping onto your body tightly with his manly strength, using your tiny pink hole to fulfill his unsatable lust for you
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>>5343189
extra cheese, light cake
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Nth for life's good
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>>5343193
I don't need to lose weight!
I'm already thin as is.
I'm 130 lbs at 5'9
I'm a skeleton
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>>5343199
>tiny pink hole

You have a worn leaky brown hole
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>>5343199
>>5343186
but that's silly anon
he can't eat with his willy
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>>5343175
first for it's not even that bad
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>>5343201
of course it is, you are living your fetish out IRL.
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>>5343199
disgusting
>>5343200
oki
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>>5343206
alright then get a nose job unless you are happy with your current nose?
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>>5343218
>living a normal life with friends and a healthy relationship is now a fetish
wow you must be miserable Shemale
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>>5343195
i'm european, what hour is in USA? in spain is 20:22
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>>5343219
remember, it isn't cheesecake unless there's some amount of cake
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Pros and Cons of short hair vs long hair.
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>>5343220
It's not that.
I still look like an ugly man
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>>5343227
well it's 2:24 on the east coast, so 1:24 a bit west, 12:24 a little farther, 11:24 on the west coast, 10:24 in alaska and 9:24 in hawaii
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>>5343230
pros: short hair
cons: maybe you're ugly if you don't hide your face
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>>5343230
short hair pros :
easy maintenance
easy to change styles and colour
fast to dry
don't get in the way
cons :
no ponytail
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Anyone here not on sugar pills?
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>>5343199
l-lewd!
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>>5343230
It's much easier to pass with long hair
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>>5343232
if talking about it makes you feel better it's up to you. it's too tiring to respond to you so i'm done. bye angie.
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>>5343241
i ran out of blue skittles for the weekend
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>>5343243
>tfw no HRT or even dressing anywhere close to womanly, just long hair.
>"Thank you for your patronage ma'am."
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>>5343239
Long hair pros
still easy maintenance
still easy to change color
many more styles
gets all in your face when you whip it around (as if thats ever bad)
>ponytail

cons:
slow to dry
you agp folk won't look like a boy
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>>5343241
I'm not on any pills
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better question, anyone here on the sugar pills with anything to show for it?
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>>5343246
I am talking about it shannon.
Sorry if you're delusional
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hello
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>>5343241
what are sugarpils ?
>>5343243
lol nope
short hair + boobs and masculine face = people assume you're a dyke
long hair + boobs and masculine face = lmao tranny
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>>5343259
stop having a mans face then you slut desu
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>>5343256
i smell like a girl now and have some breast growth
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hi anne
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>>5343263
some being how much, and how long has it been?
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>>5343259
im going to assume that sugar pills = self medding
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The only things Lalalily posts about are delusions and SRS
It's been a constant fixation with the artificial hole cut between her legs for the last 6 months
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>>5343273
Don't forget about ffs delusipns
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>>5343273
Don't forget how she thinks her vagina is legit and means she isn't a transsexual anymore lol
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>>5343270
four months, you can tell they're not flat boychest if you put your hand on my chest
>>5343272
i just assumed it was all hrt that was sugarpills
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>>5343272
sugar pills being me joking about how this is all a scam and we all just have the plecebo effect going.

also you're far more likely to get sugar pills from a real doc than self medding because it's illegal to sell a drug without it being the actual drug. Fortunately for us self medders we get to buy from india. so who knows.
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are we talking 1/2 an inch or an inch, and how much do you weigh. because I know 300 lbs men who have bigger boobs than most of us.
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>university calendar says my test is at 3:30
>i have found nothing from my professor confirming this
>never mentioned it in class
getting real nervous senpai
>>5343286
i've not measured
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>>5343290
touching mine right now and with my minimal bit of fat I have half an inch of any sort of breast, if you cup it just right sure it feels like a boob, but I'm not even on hrt yet. that's why I'm asking. I only weigh 120 lbs anyway.
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>>5343269
hi
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>>5343273
and mum having surgery
and University
and gf
and swords
and so on
damn you don't pay much attention do you ?
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>>5343279
>>5343281
turns out im dumb as shit
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>>5343293
oh don't worry about it, my chest was always like that and i was always really super self-conscious about that and my chest in general
i'm not fat but i have no idea the last time i weighed 120lbs
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>>5343301
Is your mom doing OK? I know when you and I used to talk she wasn't doing well at all.
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>>5343308
it's just colloquialisms
chin up
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>>5343299
how are you?
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sup senpai.
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>>5343319
i just had a nap and slept longer than i wanted, and my neck hurts and i have a date tomorrow or something
hows you?
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>>5343326
Ohaio
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>>5343332
what's been the latest batch of drama here at the factory? are things calming down yet? can we be nice to eachother and have fun?
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If I don't know whether I'm a straight trans girl or just a gay guy, is it better for me to try to transition or not?

Like I don't want to one day realise I'm trans but for it to be too late to ever pass or find love,
but likewise I don't want to transition if it is going to fuck lots of my life up, only to later realise it was all a mistake.
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>>5343334
everything is happy faces and peaceful interaction
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>>5343327
you have a date? how cute. how did you meet this guy? i am good, i had ice cream for breakfast.
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>>5343334
Same things as always. It'd be nice if we could all get along.
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>>5343334
>can we be nice to eachother
Absolutely fucking not. Not while Larry still posts, not while Edgar still posts, not while Kayla still posts, etc
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can I take aspirin with spiro or will that thin my blood too much???
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>>5343310
yeah slowly getting better kidneys gonna need a while tho
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>>5343351
Your blood will become so thin that it will start leaking from every orifice
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>>5343338
>>5343344
chequed.
let's all be friends and talk about anime
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>>5343362
At least she's getting better. Hopefully she'll be 100%in the near future.

>>5343368
Ok
One Punch Man is great
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>>5343368
i'm watching Neo Geo Evo Jello with my friend at the moment, and now i have to go to my computers final
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>>5343380
i was gonna watch it but my friend stopped me because she wanted to watch it together, i've seen the first episode. good stuff.
>>5343385
guhh i hate national geographic van jelly
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>>5343339
its an okcupid thing. it's not gonna go well.

i wish i had ice cream. im waiting to eat lunch till i go out with my friend but she still hasnt called yet for me to pick her up and im really hungry so i need to find food
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>>5343334
Elanna dumped bexe
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>>5343392
You could always read the manga
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>>5343398
who
>>5343402
i don't wanna spoil anything!
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>>5343415
Ok. What's your favorite anime?
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>>5343364
how about with an ibuprofen??
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>>5343418
nichijou and ttgl
http://myanimelist.net/animelist/flyingtraps
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>>5343334
I'm anonymous now
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>>5343415
>who

Good to know you've never changed.
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>>5343432
Nichijou is top tier. Let's be friends.
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>>5343438
who?
>>5343439
; )
>>5343440
ok we're friends now. salamat pagi and such.
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>tfw wanting ankle length, naturally colored hair
>"Anon, short bubble gum pink hair is where its at."
God damn it, I'm not some 14 year old.
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>>5343448
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>>5343445
:3
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>>5343086
>whatever happened to that one boy?
which one? #swag

Just kidding, all of my dates and potential people have gone terribly.

I'm glad you've set yourself free.

>>5343176
I might be.

>>5343071
Oh if you think she's good for you then don't switch. Sorry.

>>5343259
>short hair + boobs and masculine face = people assume you're a dyke
>long hair + boobs and masculine face = lmao tranny

There's a lot of truth in this

>>5343326
Hi

>>5343334
>can we be nice to eachother and have fun?
We can try

>>5343448
>short bubble gum pink hair
I want it. Pale pink though. Like super pale. One day I'll be brave enough.
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>>5343451
tfw no annie clark hair
>>5343452
:3
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>>5343448
>go to dye hair purple
>it turns out pink
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>>5343430
is anyone going to answer this?
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>>5343456
Why is Hakase the best character?
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>>5343460
>Chemically treating your hair ever
Gross.
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>>5343466
It was a serious question? You don't have to worry about any of those drug combinations unless you have other pre-existing issues.
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>>5343455
i'm trying really hard but lately i've been doing other things instead of hanging out on mtfg. idk.
>>5343468
hard to say who the best nichijou character is. they're all basically perfect. my favorites though are probably msato tachibana and izumi sakurai.
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>>5343474
You aren't wrong. The only character that I didn't really care for was Mai
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good afternoon everyone don't forget to order pizza tonight
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>>5343334
I want to die so badly
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>>5343484
she's good. she's like the only character who understands she's in a silly manga.
>>5343487
i think you should keep trying. there's no reason not to. what if something good accidentally happens to you someday?
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>>5343473
>tfw you have pre-existing issues like EDS.
FUUUUUUUUCK
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>>5343473
yeah but like I just want to know if with spiro is it going to thin my blood too much
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>>5343257
that wasn't even me

>>5343468
she still acts like a real 8 year old despite being a complete genius
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yl_BhJL_sdE
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>>5343499
Probably not. If you're on some ace inhibitors then you'll have problems, but in that case you should have a cardiologist to answer your questions.
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>>5343495
I suppose. I just didn't like how she didn't really have a personality. It's the reason I didn't like Miyuki in Luck Star.
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>>5343502
That's what makes her great I think. She's adorable.
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>>5343505
I never watched Lucky Star. It's one of those shows I avoided because a lot of people talked about it but in a negative way, like Chuunibyou, which I watched recently. And yea, it probably won't be good, just like Chuunibyou.
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>tfw u don't pass
feels bad familia
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>>5343495
Keep extending this existential nightmare
You don't understand
No one does
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>>5343512
I actually really enjoyed Lucky Star. I'd only recommend it if you've seen Haruhi though
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>>5343516
I watched the, like, 3 hour long movie. It was confusing and I had a lot of complaints but i don't remember.
>>5343515
no one will ever understand if you don't explain. why not talk to me?
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>>5343512
I love nano :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6zx3yEry0o
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>>5343456
tfw no st. vincent x david byrne
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>>5343523
You're not the one who made a bad choice to get botched surgery that makes you look like a major freak
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>>5343523
It won't make a lot of sense if you didn't watch the series.
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>>5343529
like, you want them to do another collab?
>>5343531
not yet! life isn't all about the physical though. you need to get over the mistakes that you can't fix, and look forward to the things you can.
>>5343526
shan
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>>5343529
Plant x Amy Victoria when
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>>5343538
amy likes vagrants that smell like cheap booze and cigarettes
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Hey did Sage's girlfriend die? I hope so, fuck that dumb whore.
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>>5343535
h-hey :)
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>tfw you can't shoot cum any more
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>>5343555
what's up!
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>>5343562
just about to hang up some more light sand they'll be ready to turn on
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>>5343565
what
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>>5343574
it crimbus jade
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>>5343574
critsmas lites
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>>5343535
Life is completely about physical.
No one wants to be ugly,
People who are ok with being ugly are DELUSIONAL
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>>5343535
Or just fuse and become the same person. I wish they would get married and just run Annies family diner ;~;

>>5343538
You're right I haven't talked to her in two weeks because I'm running from my feelings

>>5343542
desu I'm just a provocative person at the worst time.
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In the middle of a discussion on snakes...
" At least they aren't jeans snakes. Much better to grab them by the nuts and keep control of the head to keep from getting into a sticky mess. "
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>>5343559
congrats anon
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i found an ant on my desk what do i do
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>>5343538
>>5343581
UM
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>>5343580
people who think they are ugly when they arent are also delusional
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>>5343580
Guess I'm delusional then
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>>5343455

lmao! well shit. i'm sorry to hear that. :<
i mean what are you looking for these days?
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So I've been thinking. If you like dick and kind of like men too but pretend you don't but also sometimes pretend you do but on the side you also don't really have a lot of sexual chemistry with girls but actually love them too sometimes or most of the time then what are you?

Bi? Bicurious? A tumblr degenerate? A product of modern times?
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>>5343619
Shannon pls
The majority of people think I'm hidious.
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>>5343630
nothing at all, why do people have to have a label
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>>5343611
Grant's Kills Ants

Also clean the crumbs up.
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>>5343623
Yeah you are
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>>5343625
>i mean what are you looking for these days?
A bf
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>>5343665
>wanting a bf
>not wanting a robot that will never hurt u cos 3 laws
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>>5343665
>tfw will never be a big guy for caddy
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>>5343650
Why do people even pretend I'm cute when i'm 0/10 trash
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>>5343694
Because you look like an average woman unlike me
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>>5343686
>tfw no robot vagina
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>>5343694
Darling, you are at least average.
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>>5343694
It's too early for compliment fishing
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>>5343706
I'm on the bus and don't have nuffin to do
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>>5343708
set out some cheese as bait and catch another homeless girl
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Did anyone read this thread? >>5329766 It has A LOT of funny pictures.
>>5330680
>>5330688
>>5330691
>>5339980

>>5343694
Is Plant really avoiding you because you're a weird autistmo?
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>>5343694
That eye makeup is a fucking disaster
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Great now I have tumblr folk saying shit to me. "My mental health improved dramatically when I stopped thinking MTF and started thinking MTTIF"
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>>5343714
My mental health improved when I deliberately started crazy talk
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>>5343714
>MTTIF
What does this mean?
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>>5343665
Are you interested in LDR where we can both do whatever in real life but just have an internet relationship?
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>>5343694
>when i'm 0/10 trash
i'd swipe right bb
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>>5343721
male transsexual to intersex female
that a mental health disorder made it nearly impossible for me to live with my physiology. so change it as much as I can to female, then accept myself as intersex, leaning towards female.
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>>5343714
>"My mental health improved dramatically when I stopped thinking MTF and started thinking MTTIF"
What did xe mean by this?
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>>5343712
Yeah she knows how ugly I am irl and how aspie I am.
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>>5343694
looks like a middle aged guy who is still unable to give up on his goth past
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>>5343576
>>5343578
light sand? is this an australian thing?
>>5343581
gros
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>>5343686
Robots can't feel tho

>>5343691
Oh God that picture I am dying.
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The biggest problem with the trans community is that it allows mentally ill people to set and define their own standards.

They all get together, idolize some perfect caricature of womanhood, then lament as they fall eternally short of what they built up in their own mind.

Every single day, the same shit. One little victory. One huge disappointment.
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>>5343713
It's bus lighting desu

>>5343731
That sounds kinda stupid tbdesu
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>>5343665

why do you even want one tho?
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>>5343742
No it's a manchhild trying to type like a teenager thing
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>>5343665
>not being a filthy transbien
you'll come to the dark side one day
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>>5343630
better sexual compability with men, better emotional connection with women sounds like a p normal trans girl desu
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>>5343752
where's ur crimbus spirit grinchanon
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So I have this dress and I like the way I look in it but I'm kinda afraid of wearing it in public.
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>>5343630
>>5343763
I'm basically the exact same! it's called bi.
>>5343771
time to go
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>>5343771
Try taking a photo where we can actually see the dress properly
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>>5343773
W-what?
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>>5343763
Shit that actually makes a lot of sense.

But isn't this situation like really horrible? Like I'll basically never feel content in a relationship either because I won't be sexually or emotionally satisfied.

This sounds like a curse a terrible lot. I can never get both in one person, I'm doomed for solitude.
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>>5343778
go! go!!!!goooooooooo
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>>5343727
I'm sure you're a wonderful person but that sounds awful. Like what is the point? It'd be no different than playing my copy of Love Plus.

>>5343750
Because I'm lonely

>>5343760
I'm a hasbien actually. I'm just not about that life any more. Maybe I'll bounce back to bisexuality again but lately I don't feel attraction to girls outside of just platonic flirty fun stuff
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>>5343784
There's all sorts of people out there. The right combo of traits in a person is bound to exist.
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>>5342572
Yeah but you live far away and shit.
>>5342578
I'm sorry for crashing your secret clubhouse, but I like these threads.

Also I met that chick again, she fucking spent 7 mins on my phone talking to her dad, goddamn women man, I kept telling her to get off the fucking phone. Shes funny tho, she asked if she was my bitch and clung to me when I told her I'm going home and I had lead her with me up until then, lol.

She's pretty weird for an older lady, kinda fucked up too, she took the cab without intending to pay.
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"i don't care about being attractive. I have a quite literal repulsion to my male physiology"

This is your average delusional tranny
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>>5343199
You gals got some male libido tho, or is it the estrogen making you cocksluts?
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>>5343788
But girls don't have a weewee and if they do they hate it and guys are just not really fulfilling to me?

How can I get both somehow if the two sexes offer two different things to me?
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>>5343799
Everybody reacts to E differently, at least that's my understanding. Some people get extreme cock lust and others lose sexual drive.
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>>5343801
Femboy
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>>5343801
>But girls don't have a weewee and if they do they hate it
Don't tell me what I can't enjoy ;_;
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>>5343799

You've never seen any woman want sex before?
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>>5343801
>if they do they hate it
Speak for yourself.
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>>5343742
it was meant to be lights and

>>5343752
exactly, I wish people would see this and stop guilting me into not committing suicide
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>>5343810
>>5343813

Delusional men pls go
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>>5343804
Well the cockhungry ones clearly got the former effect.

>>5343812
There's nymphs but the average woman craves sex way less than the average male.
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>>5343763

>tfw i just love hairy manly dick

yalls confusing sexualities stresses me out idk

>>5343786

that shouldn't be your onlyy reason tho likeee friends can help if you're just lonely. like i'm talking to one guy who i really like and only one guy and i'm happy. not worrying about a thing. i'm just letting things progress naturally because i'm not really looking for a relationship to solve any of my problems or my loneliness and since i'm not doing that it's been very easy. i feel like when you've talked about guys here you like...try to force things to happen? or feel insecure, or unsure of yourself. which is a byproduct of someone who is ...anxious? or desperate for some guy, any guy, to help the sting of loneliness

idk you thaat well tho just making observations from what i've seen idk
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>>5343801
more like
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>>5343817
>le trutrans™ meme
Noice meme, can I have it? :^)
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>>5343824
No

If you don't have genital dysphoria you should kill yourself
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>>5343817
Why cant a transgirl have a dick, isn't genitals being non-defining kinda the core of transsexualism?
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>>5343806
But femboys are a heavenly thing said to only exist in legends. How do I got about captur- I mean finding one?

>>5343810
>>5343813
Do you feel fine with topping then? I never could, dysphoria is an unstoppable force.

Even worse I wonder what it would be like getting topped by a girl. Sounds weird not being a switch when you are in a lesbian relationship.

>>5343822
ouch anon
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>>5343829
Top fucking kek

What is srs
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>>5343827
Oh damn, two noice memes. I'm taking these. >>5343833
>Do you feel fine with topping then?
Yes.
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>>5343834
Legit question, why cant a transgirl have a dick, I dont know shit about transgenderism or dysphoria so enlighten me, how does this shit work.
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>>5343833
>not topping with your fingers or a dragon dildo
that's what i do to my girlfriend
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>>5343833
Yah, sure? I've no issue with top or bottom.
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>>5343833
Hi Ricky
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>>5343347
buttmad hun detected
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>>5343347
>Kayla
Buffalo Bill*
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>>5343840
The whole point in transitioning is to get the body to match the brain. Most transgirls experience extreme distress over having male genitals(dysphoria). So srs is a big goal for the majority.
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>mfw just heard my cousin is in hospital in serious condition with an unknown illness
>tfw turns out she's been there for several days and the only reason I found out is because one of her friends posted about it on FB
well thanks for fucking telling me, everyone in my family...

>>5342505
Still waiting myself, a lot of them are heavy drugs users now because the place I come from is shit so it's probably only a matter of time, three friends OF friends have died since the end of high school already, feels pretty shitty

>>5342636
tell her how about no

>>5342671
wait how tf does that position work, how can your butt be in his face if your face is facing his dick?

>>5342691
if this is angie I think you should just try a therapist first tbqh, you look unusual-looking but you did before too, that's just your face, not the surgery, and you look like an unusual-looking girl instead of an unusual-looking guy now, you sound pretty BDD rn

>>5343201
Nth for life isn't real
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>>5343839
>>5343843
Ah okay then. An mtf gf would be fun I guess but it might also be kind of emotionally exhausting since we tend to have a lot of issues? One person with dysphoria gets really bad, two people with it could prove disastrous.

>>5343841
Yeah I've been debating wether I should do the same and just get a strap on or some shit.

>>5343845
Hey qt
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>>5343855
this but surgery scares are big and results aren't always the best.
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would you fuck me?
i would fuck me
i would fuck me so hard

GOODBYE HORSES
I'M FLYING OVER YOU
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>>5343839
>lol I'm a girl guys, now who wants to take my dick.

Kill yourself
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>>5343869
not really. my nipples are like pic 3 but my chest is like pic 1
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>>5343855
Yeah but what if someone feels like a girl but is comfortable with their dick. Seems plausible but I'm no expert, both are kinda "Muh feels".
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>>5343821
>insecure
>unsure
>anxious
>desperate
>the sting of loneliness
Yeah you nailed it, almost. I'm desperate and it's sad, but I refuse to settle for just anyone that will have me, really. I'm just too eager and I don't know how to date because I don't see anything desirable in myself, and I feel like if I'm too nonchalant about someone they'll read that as indifference and move on when I want them to know that I'm at least interested in seeing where the two of us spending time together could go.

So I do my best to balance these two things when I talk to guys I like but they just disappear regardless. I'm having a hard time telling myself I need to focus on bettering myself, that eventually someone will come along but it just feels like it's been forever. Also I just have cock lust and the last time I got laid was August or something and it was super rapey and awful.

I'll get myself together eventually.
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>>5343869
That's pretty good boob growth actually.

>>5343870
Honestly I never would have considered it when I was earlier in transition and less secure in myself. These days I feel like I could date whoever without bringing many of my own issues into it.
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i've seen the sky just begin to fall
he says all things pass into the night
and i say
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>>5343816
oh.
australia is less weird than i thought.
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>fed up of rooting around in a carrier bag in the fridge for my HRT
>buy a daily pill planner thing
>realise when I open it it's not airtight and will probably end up full of condensation if I keep it in the fridge, which is a pain for a start, gonna try the cupboard but idk it might get too hot in there
>also, start popping all the pills out of their packets and planning the next month's worth of pills
>going home for xmas in a week or two so hiding a whole carrier bag of this shit won't be easy anyway, a month-long pill planner is way easier and it fits into my laptop case which they never look through
>one of my 13 other flatmates who I remember virtually nothing about after nearly three months, not even his name, walks into the kitchen as I'm putting the pills in
>"what's that?"
>"oh, it's just my acne medication"
>"really? I'm a medic, it doesn't look like acne medicine"
I just said it was some 'new' stuff
reckon he was just worried it was illegal drugs because that being found anywhere would get the whole flat evicted but jesus I nearly had a heart attack
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>>5343883
Yeah some trans girls don't have genital dysphoria, I don't really understand it myself as I can't really imagine being comfortable with my genitals.

Some people either don't ever want surgery or are waiting until it improves.
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>>5343801
>>5343822
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tfw ur watching something and have to cover ur eyes for all the sex scenes
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>>5343890
Do you have a pic of kayla in angry boymode? I want to make a meme pic
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>>5343896
spiro is used as an acne med tho. I don't know if cypro is however
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>>5343896
>my 13 other flatmates
Maybe arranging your pills in a place where that many people could walk into at any time isn't the best idea.
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>>5343746
yep we're definitely the ONLY group with mentally ill people and we all get together at our secret tranny headquarters to plot how to destroy womanhood and replace it with our superior caricature of women loving designed and crafted by the patriarchy

>>5343795
obviously like everyone wants to be pretty but you don't need to obsess and make your whole being revolve around it

>>5343812
>themythoffemalesexuality.jpg

>>5343840
they can, they just usually don't want it

>>5343883
like everything about human society and culture starts from "muh feels"
but sure there are some who are ok with their stuff though I've seen more of people who are less ok with it but willing to make-do because of whateves issues they have with srs
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>>5343899
sheeit
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>>5343256
yeah, 5 weeks and 1 day and my psoriasis of 10 years has completely healed up, I have booblets that are big enough to be noticable from a distance through an ordinary t-shirt (plus painful, sensitive nipples as is normal), and my skin has gotten even softer and more girl-like, I thought the skin might be a placebo at first but there's always been this area of skin between my nipples that has a kind of ripply cellulite texture and it's gone completely smooth and soft now so yeah

>>5343334
Edgar still won't stop posting, and it's dragging down the quality of the general, pretty awful
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>>5343902
That sounds very lewd anne! What are you watching?
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>>5343869
yeah it is. I'm getting close to that cup size in the last pic but she still has better/bigger boobs than me. Hers look nice and soft, I'm kinda jealous.

https://unsee
.cc/tagepibu/

>>5343885
Oh, must be nice being laid back about that sort of thing tho I think it varies from person to person and how much genital dysphoria one has. Some people might be fine it indeed, some people might never make peace with what they are given. I am defo in the later bunch.

>>5343899
that's not true for me tho :^)
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>>5343904
you mean this one?

le kayla starting pack:
https://archive.loveisover.me/foolfuuka/boards/lgbt/image/1414/44/1414446886422.png
https://archive.loveisover.me/foolfuuka/boards/lgbt/image/1442/07/1442078857413.jpg
https://archive.loveisover.me/foolfuuka/boards/lgbt/image/1422/37/1422379933425.jpg
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>>5343928
how come your shoulders look small but your moobs still have an unladylike pattern?
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>>5343921
jessica jones
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Hello, thread
I am taking a lunch break from, uh, "work".

How's the rest of /mtfg/ today?
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>>5343929
Jesus those last two pictures, way to sum up every tranny stereotype in a picture.
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>>5343935
>first glance, oh wow, definitely pass
>watch video

nevermind, you are a total femboy, emphasis on the male part. go back to gaygen.
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>>5343630
maybe I'm just having a slow day but wtf

>>5343694
you're at least a 70% pass, brow shave and the tiniest adjustments to your chin to get rid of the cleft and you'll be cis tier
also, make your eyebrows thinner

>>5343731
kek, fucking tumblr

>>5343746
replace "womanhood" with "success" and you have the truth about modern capitalism, to be quite honest, familial unit

>>5343869
wow, cute pic
how many months in is the middle pic? that's where mine are at atm
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>>5343933
idk i think its because still have some pecs under there because i can flex my boobs.
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>>5343939

There's no thread for fem genderqueers, anon.
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>>5343928
Thanks maddie. Yeah they could but you should give them some more time.

Mine took 8 months to reach B cup. Alternatively you could risk getting progesterone after a year HRT and see if you get any growth on that.
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>>5343943
>fem genderqueers
jesus is it too much to just call yourself mtf?
you have to go snowflake?
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>>5343946
i would be happy with a B cup but probably nothing smaller. i think i will try prog after a year tho, i've heard such good things!
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>>5343878
>Paying 20k to get your genitals mutilated into a "vagina"
lmao
>>
i wish i could stay flatchested for life ;-;
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>>5343953
i wish i get tits so big that they get on the way
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>>5343909
as you can probably tell from the number of people, it's hardly the most stellar living situation, and the spiro (if not both?) has to be stored under 25 deg. C... my room regularly gets above that temperature for most of the day, so the kitchen, preferably the fridge, is the only place I can keep them

>>5343908
in the UK?

>>5343929
>kayla seriously thinks she's made no progressing with passing
fucking BDD, it's a good job I don't have it and really am just as ugly as I think I am

>>5343935
okay
my cousin is in hospital and will be for an undetermined amount of time and nobody's told me why, I only found out because someone posted about it on facebook, kind of rude of my parents or whatever tbqh
I have aspergers though so it doesn't make me sad or anything dw I'd just prefer to be kept in the loop you know
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>>5343952
my vagina was already mutilated in the womb desu :^)
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>>5343935
lol
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>>5343929
Thanks. 1000 hrs in paint
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>>5343954
r.i.p. your back
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>>5343951
You'll make it mads. How come you joined us anons btw?
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>>5343929
>third picture
>gun
HIT THE DECK NIGGAS
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>>5343935
Is that a leek and peanut butter? What the fuck?!?!
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>mfw a certain qt makes you massage boobies everyday and they start finally growing more
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>>5343961
kek
the epitome of t rage posting
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>>5343923
It took years to get to a place where I was truly comfortable with myself though. Stupid transness makes it not easy.
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>>5343967
peanut paste goes with anything
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>>5343952
>being a failed man
Top kek m8, fuck off to gaygen
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>>5343966
don't forget her 'concealed weapon'
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>>5343966
>notices the gun
>doesn't notice the other "gun"
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>>5343948

I just don't always id fem is all.
Does it matter? It's just for my comfort.
All things considered, there's tons of people like me, whether they call themselves what I call myself or not.
I ain't special, I'm just comfortable.

>>5343956

Never before have I ever been glad for a friends mental issues. Glad you don't feel super awful about it all, I guess??

Hope your cousin's aight, tho. x:

>>5343967

It's celery, silly.
Also, I'm intolerant to raw aliums, anyways.
>>
Chaser here
I've never had a mother before.
Can one of you pretend to be my mom?
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>>5343969
Yea everyone who wants boobs should massage them a lot, helps if theres someone else to do it too, this shit really works
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>>5343966
and you didnt see what was sticking out from under the skirt, topkek m8
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>>5343975
Calm that T-rage, m8.
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>>5343884

i understand girl. i haven't had sex since halloween. which for a hoe like me is difficult lol. it's good you have standards but it's prob gonna drive the good ones away if you can't understand why you deserve the standards you want yknow? i'm only saying this cause i've gotten into plenty of messy relationships that only happened due to my inability to approach it in a healthy way. it's only been recently i've been better about it, and even then i've fucked up a few times. nothing is worse than meeting the right person and not being ready to actually be with them because you're not ready yknow?
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>>5343980
I can breastfeed you bb
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>>5343980
i wish i were a mom, but i don't think i'm responsible enough to pretend i'm someone's mom.
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>>5343983
Please leave sir, this is a general for women.
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>>5343928
how long on hrt?

>>5343935
make sure to eat some nut-butter with that celery if u can manage
"work"?

I'm pretty self-hate-y cus I had to cancel on going out with a friend and then I upset my partner and I haven't rlly eaten today but just took a drink

>>5343946
u should probably wait more than a year for progesterone, it's less for actually boosting growth and more for just rounding out stuff if you're near the final stage of development and need a little push to finish off if it does actually do anything at all
if u start too early it can actually retard ghrowth

>>5343967
>leek
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>>5343992
>women
Riiiiight.
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>>5343964
Thanks bb <3 idk I couldn't post with my trip last week for a few days but could still post as anon for some reason. I kinda like it and might stick with it for a bit
>>
okay so seriously I seem to be developing the effects of HRT ridiculously fast compared to a lot of people, could this be a bad thing?

>>5343973
>"peanut paste"
fucking americans

>>5343979
yeah so do I, I have zero information apart from the fact that it's serious and she's been there for at least a week, probably more, weird

*I'm* intolerant to gross combinations of foods, wtf circe
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>>5343981
Massaging them hurts though
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>>5343988
Id actually be into that...I've always sucked my gfs tits longer than I should...
>>
>>5343981
massage how
does just pressing down on them rubbing them count
>>
>>5343997
Lol you're clearly not trans, why are you even here?
>>
>>5343999
Noice. Being anon is for the best :p
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>>5344000
>americans
They call it peanut butter as well as far as I know
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>>5343996

"Work" as in, lol ha-woops, I've barely worked at all today.

And, boo. >:
Hope you get some noms, bb

Also, I totally pulled the end of it out of a Pb jar, bby.

>>5344000

I'm sure you'll hear about it afterwards? x:
And geeze, what's wrong with celery and PB? I have raisins, too.
Ants-on-a-log is like a classic combo.
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>>5343979
yeah I gotta avoid raw alium too cus aside from gas-producing stuff the main thing that makes aliums "healthy" is chemicals that lower blood pressure
>>
>>5344007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtGP3GpvnoU
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>>5343981
i've heard you're supposed to use flaxseed oil and massage them for breast growth
>>
>>5344008
I'm sorry I'm not TruTrans™ like you because I'm okay with having a penis.
Can you forgive me?
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>>5343976
>>5343977
>>5343982
>looking for a second gun
>finally find what you are talking about
pic related was me
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>>5344017

I did not know that about alium.
I just know they make me vomit if I eat too much raw.
>>
>>5344025
>>5343997
If you don't see yourself as a woman you're not trans. Nothing to do with trutrans m8.
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>>5344035
>If you don't see yourself as a woman
I do.
So you can call me sir, but I can't call you a man? Fuck off.
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>>5344039
Lol are you drunk
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>>5343969
o-oh... gosh >.>;;
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>>5344043
Nigga just stop.
>>
Are they actually allowing trans in the military?
>>
Why can't trannies be cute and sexually wild like futa in my hentai? Why you gotta be so bleh and weird about sex?
>>
Being attractive matters.
Look how elf dropped my ass as a friend once she saw me.
>>
>>5344045
But I'm not American!
>>
>>5344051
only if you're useful and not a lazy anime posting neet :^)
>>
>>5344055
Because dysphoria
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>>5344045
>voting meme candidates
although 2bqh pretty much every candidate is a meme candidate now
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>>5344065
Dysphoria is a fraud
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>>5344057
can you please just shut the fuck up already?
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>>5344072
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>>5344018
jesus, how long for per day? that looks awfully complex for someone with my coordination

>>5344045
Randians please leave
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>>5344057
That's not the reason whingie
>>
>>5344057
Elfs not that judgemental with looks.
Kira you have an entire harem of anime posters.
>>
>>5344077
No, why don't you shit the fuck up.

>>5344079
Let's transition and be ugly trans women. Please
>>
>>5344083
whoops dropped trip to explain to some idiot on /tv/ that no, the main character in Interstellar didn't create the tesseract with his mind, it was future humans. What a dolt.
>>
>>5344065
>without dysphoria you wouldn't want to transition at all
>with dysphoria you don't want to be futas
Goddamnit science, I want dickgirls already. I already compromised on the whole 'milking dickgirls for lucrative business oppurtunies' idea, why can't you meet me halfway?
>>
>>5344088
Then what is it?
Enlighten me
>>
>>5344014
work is work, you're doing stuff at your own pace and that's one of the big benefits of working from home
food is dumb
I totally missed teh jar

>>5344029
yeah that's why some say they're "healthy" tho obviously for some like me it's the opposite
black tea can make me vomit sometimes tho rlly I can puke up anything even water when I'm rlly doing shitty

>>5344045
more like he'd usher in its final true death
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>>5344057
T R I P O N
R
I
P
O
N
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>>5344094
just get ffs lol :^)
>>
>>5344099
>it's ok to be ugly
>>
>>5344090
The purpose of transition isn't to look cute, it's to look like a woman.
>>
>>5344055
>Trannies
>Blanket statements
Thanks for posting. :^)
>>
>>5344100
See you can't come up with reason.
No one can
>>
>>5344105
Sure yeah, just put your trip on or fuck off
>>
>>5344111
go outside?
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>>5344108
Sorry but ugly women aren't human.
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>>5344119
lol
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How wet/hard does this vid make you gals?
This guy is a real saint, he feeds the homeless and shit, isn't he progressive?

>>5344045
Would if I could, dont live in USA.
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>>5344114
No

>>5344122
Being ugly isn't ok
>>
>>5344095

Oh man, tea makes me vomit sometimes, too
I think we've had that convo before, actually..

And lol, n'aw, I was just making a tumblr/figuring out how tumblr works finally.
>>
>>5344094
>no one can remember my exploits all the way back to /cd/
>especially not me
>>
>>5344135
All I did on cd was whine about dysphoria
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>>5344109
Prove me wrong. Find me one who wants to be a futa.
>>
>>5344143
Me for one.
Well, not one with a vagina added on to what I've already got.
>>
>>5344125
fuck homeless people, rotten vermin that need to be stamped out
>>
With being ugly it’s impossible to find a retail job, or a desk job. No one wants to hire an unattractive women for front-of-house. No one wants you to be the face of their company. And that whole “but attractive women are treated like they’re stupid, so at least you have that going for you” is an absolute myth. People still talk over you, still talk down to you, on the off-chance they talk to you at all …
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>>5344149
The point is how self glorifying this dude is and what an absolute attentionwhore he is. He also gives homeless people like a dollar and then slow mo that shit and add dramatic music like he fucking saved his life, lmao.

Fucking liberals.
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>>5344149
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>>5344149
trip on KKKayla
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What are you listening to em tee eff gee?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=thgnrzSZ-7o
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>>5344125
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W_qePqppbdQ
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>>5344057
Umm idk who is saying this, but I didn't mean to and perhaps it's for the best if you require a ton of attention from me. I'm not really the kind of person to reach out and talk to more than a couple people >.<
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>>5344131
I don't remember us talking about tea tho my memory can be SUPER spotty

u get all set-up with tumblr now?
I only ever go there linked from other places and keep like going from one link to another once I'm there

>>5344149
so le edgy XD
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>>5344161
I seen it, fucking kek.
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>>5344163
hows life?
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>>5344163
Just save it
I know how you felt once you saw me
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>>5344155
>>5344164
how is it edgy, they are annoying, especially the cunts that play music all day
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>>5344159
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiSa7THgxrI
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>>5344152
What? You see plenty of 'unattractive' people in retail, not that it actually matters because your attractiveness has nothing to do with how well you can do a job.
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>>5344177
Unattractive people can make or break a company.
Would you want to eat at a restaurant that had ugly waiters or waitresses?
Fuck no
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>>5344171
>this butthurt
Perhaps you should look elsewhere if you are this much of an attention seeker.
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>>5344163
that's not me >.<;;;;

I dunno what's going on and nobody talks to me about anything desu :c
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>>5344179
Yes, I'm going there to eat not find a date
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>>5344175
wut
lol I can't even take u seriously, "play music all day" is the most bs pointless generalized stereotype around besides completely meaningless buzzwords like degenerate and just "bad"
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>>5344177
like stationary stores?
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>>5344180
It's the truth

>>5344184
Seeing ugly people at restaurant makes me lose my appetite quickly
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>>5344186
its not a stereotype because thats what they actually do, try going outside into the real world
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>>5344194
So what if its the truth. Its life man.
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>>5344169
Oh, umm, kinda tired. Old people are exhausting, and I keep getting sick because I have to go into quarantined rooms x.x otherwise, really really well! Tons of things to be happy and hopeful for ^-^
>>5344171
It would help to know who you are. And apparently not :/ I hope you chill out tho, whoever you are.
>>5344183
Don't worry, I knew it wasn't. I am confused about who it is tho...
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>>5344201
Not wanting to be friends with someone because they attractive is a very raw deal
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>>5344202
yea..
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>>5344205
*they aren't
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>>5344202
It's Angie, she's decided to shit up the thread again
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>>5344212
Shit it up with truth
I'm sorry you like to live in your delusions
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>>5344202
o-oh ok cos I never would ;~;

it would be nice to catch up tho, I thought u sent something before but idk....
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>>5344205
Its a raw deal, but its been happening for millions of years and will continue to happen until we all go full cyborg and can choose our looks. If you have to, just understand that they are shallow, otherwise there's no helping you and your sad state.
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>>5344194
>Seeing ugly people at restaurant makes me lose my appetite quickly

How do you even cope with leaving the house if this is your attitude?
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>>5344196
who the fuck doesn't play music?
do you rlly expect me to believe there's literally some huge statistical issue of homeless people playing music oh so much more than most people?

my state literally has a homeless problem from homeless from other states coming here due to healthcare services but I've never seen a homless person with a radio or anything and tryhard manlets blaring their "hardcore" music out of their shitty little cars and whatever dumb new song is playing non-stop everywhere bothers me much more than any homeless person
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>>5344207
>"It ain't gonna suck itself."
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>>5344225
Dem music playing hobos are an epidemic, I just can't handle all these jaunty tunes when I'm walking down the street.
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>>5344171
As predicted by all, the problem was never your face.
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>>5344233
Yes it is.
I was nothing but friendly to her.
It's always been about atteactiveness.
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>>5344225
>who the fuck doesn't play music?
I can think of a certain hon with a muscular disability...
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>>5344235
why is it important to know other users irl?
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>tfw you think you look pretty sexy today
>in boy mode
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I feel pretty today~
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>>5344230
clearly they're trying to take over with fresh beats and an infectious rhythm

>>5344236
>muscular disability
noelle? do they like not like music?
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I have a date in 2 days how do I get him to like me
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>>5344244
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>>5344247
don't be a creepy neighbor.. ._.

>>5344244
yay..
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Wimin
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>>5344248
>mfw
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>>5344244
But you look like shit.
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Ooooh boy here we go, rip thread
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> Tfw plant will never hold you down and bully you in bed.
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>>5344267
u fucked up m8
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>>5344267
You're being a creep again
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>>5344269
It's a joke m8.
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>>5344267
I wish I was in plants place because I can tell I'd easily have you in an abusive and dependent relationship with me.
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>>5344273
then why is no one laughing?
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>>5344253
LITERALLY me

>>5344246
wut
I collect rare CD singles, I'd say I like music
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>>5344253
Cartman
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>>5344261
I dont think I do.

Hey Cartman you ever kill all Mexicans in space or whatever it is you constantly ramble about instead of getting a job? :0
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>>5344285
>miss cock
Hahahahah what the fuck
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>>5344285
stop bringing her up for no reason
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>>5344285
>mfw
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>>5344285
>miss cock
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>tfw noelle looks better than aife
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>2nd day in shop
>opening alone
>boss comes in
>you did $215 in sales in 2 hours?!
>pats on head
>good girl

TFW
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>>5344285
A few of those qt3.14s made me giggle with their "surprises."
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>>5344315
hows your model btw?
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>>5344315
Good girl!
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>>5344315
>things that never happened
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>>5344319
I'm on a stock run but I painted to minis yesterday!
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>>5344315
>pats on head
Is your employer a weeb or did you make this up.
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>>5344315
good girl!
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back from pub
so wasted
>tfw gf and I get free drinks for making out
>tfw had sex 4 times today
good day

how's the rest of you doing tonight ?
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>>5344335
fuck off straight man
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>tfw no one pats u on the head
Feels bad familia
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>>5344335
sucks to be you
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>>5344340
licks to be me
would be more accurate
>>5344337
sorry if you get mad over someone being more satisfied sexually hon
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>>5344328
He's a Dom who teaches pro bdsm classes

Also tfw, a guy literally just looked at me and said how you doing in a Brooklyn accent while I was in line, wtf
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>>5344348
>being more satisfied sexually hon
you forgot the a between 'being' and 'more'
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>>5344349
>He's a Dom who teaches pro bdsm classes
He sounds like a faggot.
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>>5344349
He had a fucking 3 year old kid too, wtf
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>>5344353
a more satisfied sexually hon ?
I think you accidentally the whole sentence
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>>5344338
here u go

>>5344349
>>5344360
yeah normies are like that, they slap their bits together and grunt phrases that they heard on the tv at each other until they pop out a baby or three
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>>5344338
Would you be interested in a mutual head patting arrangement?
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>>5344364
sorry if you get mad over someone being a more satisfied sexually hon

(implying they are upset that you are a hon who recieves more sexual satisfaction)
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>>5344376
TL;DR pls
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>>5344378
you said something
i suggested you change a letter

the letter changed your sentence from one accusing someone else of being a hon, to one in which you called yourself a hon

it was a little bit of humour, but it's flown completely over your head
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>tfw no one will ever pat me on the head and call me a good girl
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>>5344328
she's working in a warhammer etc. shop, yes of course he's a weeb
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>>5344372
Thanks sheen
>>5344373
Y-yes...
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>>5344392
iktf

>>5344397
y-yw
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How bad is smoking for HRT

Is vaping any better
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>>5344389
TL;DR shorter pls
>>5344411
so far no problems
8mg e for 18 months
20-170 cigs per day
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>>5344253
I do love that pic,
it's kinda sad that u don't understand it

>>5344267
haven't u learned ur lesson about those kind of posts?

>>5344280
yeah I have no idea what that anon troll was getting at, ur just the only person I know has muscle issues around here
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>>5344416
Thanks lils

What do you smoke?
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>/v/ always has a thread about traps going it seems
>still can never find a cute and chill bf to cuddle and play video games with
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>>5344418
>it's kinda sad that u don't understand it
Yeah women are hypocrites, its not a fucking mystery. What women say they want doesn't correspond with who they date.

>>5344426
Neo /v/ is super fucking gay and its in all the threads, fucking jesus.
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>>5344426
>tfw no meek little boy to bully and hug and sit on your lap
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>>5344416
>20-170 cigs per day
Holy fucking lord woman how are you alive?
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>>5344348
give it a few years when you realise you mutilated your dick so you could live out your lesbian fetish
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>>5344411
It'll increase your risk of blood clots for one, and it'll make you look older.
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>>5344378
oh my god this is as stupid as that time you'd never heard of The Matrix
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>>5344430
>d-dumb whores! why wont u love me and exist solely for muh dick ;_;
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>at a friends birthday party
>most people are sitting around an impromptu outdoor table setup
>i'm wearing clothes that are nowhere near warm enough for the cold
>sitting quietly shivering at the end of the table
>i'm to awkward to talk to anyone
>friend's friend comes up to me
>he's known as a bit of a 'playboy' among the girls
>gets me to sit next to him closer to the people
>puts his coat over me
>keeps his arm around me to keep me warm
>i snuggle up to his sholder
>he's big in discussion with some people
>occasionally looks at me to make sure i'm okay
>eventually when the night is through he walks me to my car cause it's dark
>he's very gentlemanly
>see if he wants a lift or anything
>he laughs it off and say that he should be the one offering a lift to me
>giggle retardly
>he kisses my hand and waves me off
>driving home happily
>about five kilometres out i have a sudden realisation
>i'm not out yet
pic related was literally my reaction at that point
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>>5344447
living out your fetish is awesome though
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>>5344457
Nice strawman.
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>>5344446
I'm gonna say 170 is a mistake, or she literally spent days doing nothing but smoking continuously.
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>>5344416
>TL;DR shorter pls
I can't.
The fags are rotting your brain it seems.

>20-170 cigs per day
WHAT THE FUCK?
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Hello mtfg! How are things? ^_^
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>>5344309
lel they look about (=) in terms of passing.
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>>5344466
>strawman

That implies an argument existed to begin with

You're just being sexist and generalizing an entire group of people for something everyone does.
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>>5344466
>bothering to try to have a reasonable argument with a sexist who denies women's sexuality in general and whines about who they choose to date and fuck
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>>5344447
>implying living out your fetish 24/7 for the rest of your life is a bad thing
I'm transitioning solely because of AGP and so far it's been nothing but fantastic, being a girl is way hotter than being a guy, that's all there is to it tbhon
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>>5344494
damn son
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>>5344470
I'm procrastinating on my homework and studying for my finals on Monday and on Thursday. Somebody punch me.
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>>5344462
>>5344494
maybe, but when you're not young and cute anymore you may change your mind
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>>5344468
Assuming she takes 5min to smoke, she spent 14,2 hours doing nothing but smoking.
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http://strawpoll.me/6188913
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http://strawpoll.me/6188913
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>>5344430
Saying freaky shit in the heat of the moment during sex with somebody you trust isn't the same thing as harassing women that you've never met before. It's inane to equate the two.
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if there is any aus posters on is it the norm to be prescribed spiro instead of cypro? also should I be taking 1 tablet a day in the morning or halving it and taking it at different times?
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hey cartman this is 4 u https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpttHOHEKMo
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>>5344466
Please go back to take intro to philosophy before ever using that word again.
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>>5344478
>>5344479
I can really taste the estrogen in your tears.
>>5344530
Pic related
>>5344539
>See thumbnail
Nope
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>>5344458
So do you have a date yet or what?
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>>5344549
You're a pathetic meme, bro.
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>>5344521
totes a delusional fag
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>>5344505
when I'm not young and cute anymore I'd be glum about my appearance anyway, old women and old men look more similar thank young women and young men, when I'm that old I'll focus on other things like confronting the ever-looming presence of mortality instead of the fact I have tits
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>>5344549
red pill has poisoned your mind brah
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>>5344554
I wear trilbys though, and fucking horses is a swedish tradition. We didn't outlaw beastiality until like three years ago or something.
>>5344546
Since when did I ever say or imply women should love me and my dick? Lmao, women can do what they want, I just find it funny when they blame men for their own poor dating choices.
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>tfw no ovaries
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>>5344564
>I wear trilbys though
holy shit leave
why are you even in a trans chat you creepy fuck?
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>>5344564
why are you itt
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>>5344549
Are you legitimately bitter about women having sexual feelings? Simply claiming this doesn't address what I said. Role-playing and saying uncharacteristic things during sex with your partner that you wouldn't say to people in public doesn't make women hypocrites. It's a very flimsy comparison.
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>>5344572
>Joke
>Your head
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>almost go on a date with my friend
>he starts to not feel well while we're driving to the theater so we go home
>he's apologizing for his crippling anxiety and I'm just trying to calm him down
>"I don't know what I did in a past life to deserve you, but it must have been pretty great"
My heart...
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>>5344577
why are you itt
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>>5344577
>I-I-I-IT WAS A J-JOKE GIRLS!!!

>AHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>5344564
>I wear trilbys though
oh lawd
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Can someone please tell me how to get a bright pink bp
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>>5344588
Red jolly ranchers
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>>5344588
put ur trip on cartman
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>>5344582
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>>5344581
Literally a fat yuropoor degenerate with no social outlet except drugging homeless hep c infected women and posting pol memes on the tranny thread on a Chinese cartoon website
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>>5344603
For a second I was worried you named that picture after me but it's just a generated filename
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>>5344582
I-I work as a detective I sware on me mum

>>5344581
I'm a imageboard hipster, I only browse the most obscure threads.
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>>5344613
no really why
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>>5344613
weak as fuck reason, I think you are a self hating tranny in denial if not then please leave
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>>5344549
well I do make sure to get my levels checked but I don't rlly shed any tears over people being dumb on 4chan, if I did I'd probably die of dehydration
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>>5344613
Want to snort your hormones off of my thick tranny cock like a good little girl?

Come on, I'll even teach you how to dress and behave properly.
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>>5344425
pretty much everything from jps 100s white to Winston red
>>5344447
kek
>>5344446
took me 3 min per cig and on bad days I constantly smoked
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>>5344588
Asshole bleaching. A lot of pornstars do it.
You will have the prettiest pink starfish of all the trannies.
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>>5344588
>Not being white and pink all over
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>>5344416
>20-170 cigs per day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seVdI6FGjk0
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>>5344651
I am seriously thinking about doing this. Do the diy creams work?
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>>5344588
>>5344651
tho if u overdo it it kinda gets creepy
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>>5344670
I have no idea. And no desire to find out. You could probably gogle it.
There's always photoshop.
http://i.imgur.com/i1ImJjs.jpg
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>>5343858
>angie
Fuck you
You don't understand.
Ugly and unusual looking people should be murderd. It should be a law
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>When you decide to be the bigger man and not reply in order to have the last word.
I dont wanna destroy you gals with my rhetoric so I'm being nice and keeping to myself, I mean you got all your friends here I wouldn't want ya'll to feel embarrassed with people thinking "Damn cartman really told that bitch.".

Hugs and kisses *mwah* xoxox cya later.
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>>5344691
>Ugly and unusual looking people should be murderd. It should be a law

Can we start with you?
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>>5344698
By all means please do
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>>5344691
wow that's going pretty wide with projecting ur personal issues and insecurities
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>>5344697
Passive aggressive posting is still posting
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>>5344697
>cya later
please don't
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>>5344705
It's not insecurities.
I'm sorry that people have low standards

Shit reminds me of this
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MD36Z-7hsb0

This woman should've been put to death
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>>5344691
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>>5344718
Yeah you're right, I cant abandon this thread right now.
Were where we.
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>>5344697
The only one embarrassing themselves is you
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>>5344725
>ugly people are fine
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>>5344727
fuck off and die pls desu senpai
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>>5344550
What?

As far as I know he isn't gay, and I haven't heard from him since.
Maybe he wasn't thinking straight or something. Unless he is a turbo chaser (with the ability to peer into your soul) or something.
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I'm starting to take up cooking as a hobby

Homemade nachos with beans, chili meat, white chese and shreeded chedear cheese yummy
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>>5344752
A family friend is going to teach me how to cook over the christmas break.
I'm as keen as mustard!

She's the full on 'do it yourself' type, so it will also involve growing the stuff and making your own ingredients.
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>>5344752
Nice desu ne
Let's get married and eat deliciously
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>>5344722
I remember there was one of those stories that was just total bs made up using some random woman's photo that got shared and repeated, same deal as that women who they made all the stories about being a "slutty isis bomber" and the woman in the photo had absolutely zero to do with any of that bs

I'm sorry but people aren't just going to put the majority of the population to death because they upset your feels
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>>5344784
Ugly people no use but to populate the earth with other ugly people.
That's it
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>>5344764
Your friend is smart! Things made from scratch taste much better than processing ingredients. I actually made the guacamole you see in the right! Its alot different from store bought stuff for sure.

(Avacadoes, onions, tomatoes, parsley, salt, and a bit of onion powder all crushed and mixed together)

>>5344768
>marrying myna-chan
(灬ºωº灬)
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>>5344804
yeah cus it's definitely the case that all human achievements and progress were made by models

pls try to stop obsessing about appearance so much, you're never gonna be happy that way and there's so much more to life
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>>5344818
I'll cook real food for you, not just 30 minute stir fry
We'll be happy
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おはよう ございます
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>>5344821
No there isn't
Please enlighten me
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>>5344836
ohio santa jormy aren't u hot w/ that hat on??
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>>5344836
ohayou gozaimasu
>>
>>5344834
O-oh gosh that sounds amazing

(●///▽///●)

>>5344836
Wrong thread weeb jormy
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>>5344840
literally all of human culture and existence besides how pretty you are

do you take no pleasure in any part of the world besides imagining being rlly rlly attractive? it's not like pretty people are done with life and have everything perfect
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>Not normally into dudes
>Swipe right on a dude on tinder by accident
>match
>He's a ripped 6' black model with a 10" dick
>He messages me almost instantly and he wants it bad
man I'm conflicted, mainly because even though he's admittedly good looking I'm very intimidated
>>
>>5344858
Do you like cheesecake?
>>
>>5344871
Does he know about your gt?
>>
>>5344879
yes
I don't exactly pass, sempai
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>>5344866
There is nothing
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>>5344664
>tfw white and pink as fuck
>tfw people occasionally ask me why I'm wearing nail polish even though I'm not, and it's just my pink nail beds
>>
>>5344872
I do actually. Its delicious.

>>5344882
Well see where it goes m88
>>
hi

pls like me
>>
>>5344889
people used to ask me right up into my 20s if I tweezed my brows and then I became an old man and they stopped
>>
>>5344888
it seems like an issue with you more than with ugly people that you think the only purpose to life is to sit around being rlly pretty like a doll
please pursue therapy
>>
>>5344882
I don't know then senpai
>>5344889
I've been asked if I have a French manicure because of just my nails
>>5344892
Good
What's your favorite kind?
>>
>>5344904
Well I don't dislike you if that helps

>>5344916
Strawberry cheesecake !
>>
>>5344909
You should pursue therapy for your delusions
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>>5344904
hey

idk who you are, but you're probably nice
>>
>>5344924
Hrmm
I think we can make this work regardless
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>>5344904
>tfw will never ever be a teenage british slag
do it for me carol
>>
>>5344882
take that big black cock
>>
>>5344889
>Tfw people used to ask if I was wearing lipstick

My lips are dark as fuck. I have no idea why.
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>tfw you are lonely and kiss a friend and immediately regret it
>>
>tfw only pair of tights go missing
>>5344934
b-but i'm pure ;-;
>>
>>5344836
お早うございます。今何しっていますか

Someone correct me.
>>
>>5344933
Is something wrong with strawberry cheesecake? (There's other kinds??)
>>
>>5344939
>tfw u are lonely and buy comfy pajamas & bed stuff to forget it
>>
>>5344934
That man jaw on the burnette
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>>5344939
Go on..
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>>5344939
w-were they cute at least?
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>>5344939
>>
Who /cheese/ here? Finally got some Gruyere to go with my french onion soup after looking for days, had to check three major supermarkets to find some. It tastes fucking beautiful.

>>5344889
>tfw dad used to scream at me for being a faggot because he thought I was wearing lipstick all the time
>tfw my lips are just really red
>>
>>5344939
>tfw too ugly to kiss anyone
>>
>>5344892
Where it goes would be like
immediately him fucking me
He made it pretty clear that he just wants to get laid
I don't even think I could take 10" and he's a little spooky because he's so... big. Like, physically.

>>5344935
hm
>>
>>5344939
On the lips?
>>
>>5344939
>lonely af
>bestfriend kissed me that one time
>can't get him to repeat the trick
Why are boys so hard to train
>>
>playing Kingdom Hearts 2
>a child a dog and a duck fight their way through a door blocked by shadows
>everyone's surprised when the dishes talk in Beauty and the Beast world
This fucking game...
>>
>>5344939
>tfw you make out with and grind on friends all the time
>tfw girl I knew started randomly feeling me up under the table at a meeting thing
>tfw they're often the ones instigating it, not creepy old edgar
just embrace it, it's nice
>>
>>5344928
>delusions
that there's more to life than sitting around being pretty like a doll?
>>
http://strawpoll.me/6189478
http://strawpoll.me/6189478
http://strawpoll.me/6189478
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>>5344939
Kissing your friends is great

Also, let's have a moment to recognize that the LITERAL MOST DIFFICULT THING ON THE PLANET TO DO SOCIALLY is to kiss someone for the first time
I feel like I'm going to die literally every time I do it
>>
>>5344969
lmao unless you do porn for a living i think nearly everyone struggles with 10" of man meat
>>
>>5344947
Girl you haven't lived until you've had some white chocolate raspberry cheesecake
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>>5344987
Kissing people is easy, finding people that want to kiss is the hard part
>>
>tfw wanted to transition by college
>tfw didn't want to have to introduce myself as a guy then as a girl
>tfw have to wait months for CAMHS
>tfw nhs a shit
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I just replaced a pic on the wall with this, did I do good
>>
>>5345000
No exactly
Finding out if they want to kiss is the awkward part
You usually can't just ask, and even if you can, even asking is hard
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A67ZkAd1wmI
how is my music taste?
>>
>>5345009
Life sucks come get drunk with me
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>>5344960
my partner and I have been meaning to make some french onion soup since we happened to pick up some gruyere

we got some black truffle cheese too that we made some "mac" and cheese with
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>>5345014
>You usually can't just ask
Sure you can, last person I kissed straight up asked "can i kiss you?"
>>
>>5345026
b-but thats illegal
>>5345012
so cute :D
>>
>>5344970
Yes

>>5344949
They're cozy at least

>>5344973
Wait for the right moment and kiss him?

>>5344965
;~;

>>5344955
Yeah, that's a plus at least.

>>5344987
Yeah but under the circumstances it was kinda not ideal

>>5344952
Not much more to say. Kissed friend, they found it weird.
>>
>>5345009
how long til you're 18 and don't have to deal with that shit?

you could always, you know, self-med, like pretty much everyone else did when they were starting out.
>>
>>5345029
Yeah, but asking that is awkward as hell because what if they say no

>>5345034
They kissed you back, and found it weird?
what the hell
>>
>>5345012
I'm sure the emperor approves
>>5345033
No you are
>>5345034
We both have aspergers there's no such thing as the right moment
>>
>>5345034
would be cozier playing dodonpachi together ;~;

>>5345029
w-was is ur stalker or gq friend?? cos that as a while ago o.o;;
>>
>>5345042
If they so no then you don't kiss them.
>>
>>5345034
That's lewd Elanna
>>
>>5345045
add me to the aspie list tbdesu
>>
>>5345042
Idk its usually pretty easy to tell when someone wants to kiss

>>5345050
Why would I kiss my stalker?
>>
thought this may be interesting for future reference
http://strawpoll.me/6189551

>>5345027
nice, good idea
it's so tasty
got some yummy jarlsberg too, one of my favourites of the basic cheeses
what's your favourite cheese?
>>
>>5345041
ages ;-; I probably won't even get to college because I haven't studied for exams .___. I just don't feel like doing much ;(

>you know, self-med

Really hard to do when no-one knows you are trans, most peers are probably anti-trans (I.E. I heard someone in Welsh class talking about some trans woman who killed herself in a male prison. IIRC he was describing her as a "tranny" and talking about her being "fit") and you have issues with being anxious about almost everything.
>>
>>5345057
good point, mebbe u should move to where ppl wanna kiss u?? idk
>>
>>5345062
That is no-one outside ur family who agree with the NHS
>>
>>5345051
Yeah but that's awkward

>>5345057
I suppose
but when you're not sure, and there's that sexual tension in the air I feel like my chest is going to explode every time
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>>5345042
I know. Sexual tension is probably to blame. There's also history.

>>5345054
A bit yeah.

>>5345050
Yeah ;~;

>>5345045
Idk then like ask them. It's not that weird to ask if people want to kiss.

Either way, back to cooking w/ them and generally having uncomfortable sexual tension.
>>
http://strawpoll.me/6189599
>>
Do any of you girls know how I canI shave my legs without getting ingrown hairs or razor burn? Do I just have to get a wax :(((?

I want to shave them quickly so I can attract qt boys on the internetz.
>>
>>5345081
Did you both enjoy it at least?
>>
>>5345081
I feel bad about how much I'm enjoying reading about your day.
>>
>>5345081
I have cola and pizza what more do u want!?
>>
>>5345062
When I started I was probably about a month, six weeks tops, from killing myself. The people I'm living with have openly talked about how gross and weird they think trans people are around me and don't know that I'm trans. Do you remember the suggestions I've given in the past about hiding them once you get them?

Think about what you can achieve if you get to college, living away from my parents who open all my damn post for 3 years was all the impetus I needed to study for my A-Levels. You don't need to be perfect, just good enough to get in, don't beat yourself over the head with perfectionism in exams but don't be self-sabotaging, either. Other people have felt the exact same things you're feeling now before. Lots of people, actually. And they've done it. You're not such a unique case of a person that you can't also do it. There's something comforting in the fact that individuality is an illusion to some degree. You're never alone.
>>
>>5345082
Depends what you mean by ugly
If you mean completely clockable, no
Ugly just as in "generally ugly" yes
>>
>>5345083
NAIR
>>
>>5345083
hair removal creams
>>
>>5345094
Brit college isn't upper edu. http://image.slidesharecdn.com/americaneducationsystemnurshehamohdhadzri-140522082112-phpapp02/95/american-education-system-by-nursheha-mohd-hadzri-18-638.jpg
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>>5344904
underage b& come back in 2 years
>>
>>5345083
Hair removal creams
Alternatively, do what I do
Wash your razors with rubbing alcohol, then water. After you shave, apply rubbing alcohol to legs
>>
>>5345083
EPILATE
P
I
L
A
T
E
>>
>>5345081
I mean I could do that but he's already resistant to me flirting as much as possible
>>
>>5345083
Get rid of hair however you like.

The secret to not getting ingrowns is using clean razors, or keeping your razor clean, and exfoliating to remove dead skin and keep bacteria out of the pores.

I like to use exfoliating gloves with my normal soap the day after I shave, then I moisturize after I dry off.

Exfoliating keeps the dead skin off, which is why you get ingrowns. If you use warm water to open the pores before exfoliating, and then cold water to close them, you keep the bacteria out, which is how you get razor burn.

Also I'd switch to waxing if I were you -- it lasts so much longer!
>>
>icy hot mini tens
Kinda want like
A crate
>>
>>5345120
not her but thanks for this
>>
How's it going fags???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>
>>5345087
Yeah. Tbh.

>>5345088
Wouldn't share if I didn't see the humor in being a walking disaster, I'm glad someone's enjoying it.

>>5345090
To be closer geographically ;~~~;

>>5345113
Awe, sucks
>>
>>5345135
I've eaten 3/4 a pizza
>>
>>5345149
I see. Does he like you like that?
>>
>>5345100
Oh you meant a 6th form college? I'm from the UK, dumbass.

Get into uni

and seriously how tf young are you that you're still going to be under CAMHS for the forseeable future? 16?
>>
>>5345149
Above all else I'm a little jealous because I haven't recently been creating chances to be a walking disaster myself.
>>
>>5345061
probably this local one tide-line it's a bloomy cheese with a line of vegetable ash like humboldt fog
>>
>>5345168
i'll be b& if i say
>>
>>5345175
How young aren't you?
>>
>>5345179
i think they're 15
>>
>>5345179
I am 2yrs+ before I can vote .___.
>>
>>5345192
You won't even be able to vote on brexit then ;_;
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>>5345190
>Not even marriagable
>>
>>5345205
How old are you?
>>
How long is the maximum time on hormones where you don't pass before you might as well kill yourself?
>>
http://www.englishshepherdshut.co.uk/the-poachers-hut.html

>tfw if I could drive I could literally LIVE in this
it's like something out of a Ghibli movie, I want one

>>5345172
ooh nice
are you UK? the Snowdon cheese company do one called Red Storm which has a bizarre fruity and nutty flavour, a real mix of thins, but also appears to be infused with grains of sea salt. It's pretty weird but I enjoy it. A good old Danish Blue probably takes the cake for me though.

>>5345179
myna, you pervert... ;^)

>>5345192
ingest lots and lots of soy then tbqh
>>
>>5345175
hey carol
gib skype
>>
>>5345215
3 years is what I've been told
>>
>>5345159
Nope

>>5345170
;~; I get that, it might be for the better though
>>
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>>5345168
>>5345223
So how much do you pass these days Noelle? Just wondering since you spend all your time here instead of working on your dissertation x3
>>
>>5345233
Oh...
*hugs tight *
>>
>>5345210
22
>>5345223
I just want to know how long I have to wait before this black van full of fbi agents stops watching me
>>
>>5345149
>tfw really miss hanging out and playing games w/ friends till dawn, drinking mixes and stuff
;~~;
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>>5345247
But umaruchan with imagination you'll never be alone >____<b
>>
>>5345236
I need ffs to pass

http://pasteboard.
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I've been surveying this week, I'm getting good data but it's a bit slow, have applied for an extension
>>
>>5345135
Wanting to die
>>
>>5345223
nah I'm in new england
we got a nice creamy blue recently, cambozola
>>
>>5345236
Hi Skwisgaar
>>
>>5345259
I got ffs and still don't pass
>>
>>5345236
why so serious?
>>
>>5345233
*hugs*
>>
>>5345278
trip on brad
>>
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>>5345267
No. Stop it anon. Please. You're hurting my feels. Seriously. No joke.
>>
>>5345291
>brad
>>
>>5345282
>>5344284
Cause this other picture of me is just silly :0
>>
>>5345298
brad doesnt pass after 2x ffs why anyone thinks theyd pass with just 1 im smdh
>>
>>5345313
>Brad doesnt pass
10/10 joke
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>>5345293

did someone mention guitars
have you guys ever met my punk stringbaby
>>
>>5345313
brad passes facewise, just never bothered to learn voice or shit
>>
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b06q6nh2/panorama-the-vw-emissions-scandal

Just been watching this and I'm so angry, been studying some of the science behind it on my degree. There is a direct link between lifelong poorer lung health from birth in children and the amount of nanoparticle pollution ingested during pregnancy. And we're talking about first-world countries here, not just some far-off Coca Cola town in India or Africa. These companies are literally increasing the risk of heart attacks in urban areas and damaging the environment at the same time and yet we're expected to trust them with more power from TTIP. baka senpai, baka
>>
>>5345321
I'm still trying to learn gerudo valley but passing the semester is getting in the way
>>
>>5345313
>>5345322
Chaser argue if Brad passes or not
>>
>thinking about coming out to family
>dad goes "you're my only son left to make me happy, you're gonna make me proud"
>quietly say thanks and go back to my room to cry
no matter how many times I try I just can't ;_;
>>
>>5345337
brad does not pass HE says so HIMself
>>
>>5345313
>>5345319

Seriously I got head patted and hit on by a guy with a Brooklyn accent and a kid today, and she looks way better then me
>>
>>5345345
trip on brad
>>
>>5345345
>listening to someone with severe bdd
>>
>>5345334

I mean, that is a- PRETTY GOOD -priority
>>
>>5345332
>omg guys air pollution in London/Paris/New York is out of control
http://www.businessinsider.com/beijing-air-pollution-inspires-man-to-make-a-smog-brick-2015-12
>>
>>5345360
Poh poh ms no fun
I want to live and love, not pander to a narcissistic roly poly because his opinion affects my future
>>
I was looking through my pictures to find something I can use as a facebook profile, but now I'm mostly confused about how the fuck I pass looking like that. Stupid dysphoria.
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>>5345321
>purple and green
nice tastes
I know absolutely nothing about guitars but I think ones with heart designs are qt like pic related
>>
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So how do I get non-neckbeard boys to like me?
>>
>>5345343
My dad still calls me son and man
Sometimes my mom looks at him and he makes a pained noise like his soul is collapsing
My mom also still calls me son and boy but self-corrects to child and person
>>
>>5345387
Shave them
>>
>>5345392
You can shave the neckbeard on their neck but you can't shave the neckbeard on their soul
>>
>>5345376

Hey, I just sent you a think on skype

>>5345380

Super adorable.
Mine's been broken and fixed and re-re-re-repainted more times than I'll ever remember.
It was my first, I'm had it for 9 years.
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>>5345387
Sneak steroids into his food :3
Also, when did you start liking boys?
>>
I fucking hate most of you
I hope you die and yes I did dox you all
>>
>>5345387
idk u could try talking or hang out???

hopefully they wont leave u hanging and then say ur a weirdo and show their friends ;~;

dating is scary huh???
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>>5345394
Shave their souls, Jörmy
>>
>>5345394
Suck the mana right out of them. Deny them their wizardry.
>>
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>>5345404
>>
>>5345399
Idk, a few months ago? I think HRT is finally working
>>
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>>5345404
How does one shave a soul?
>>
>>5345236
why are you so angry man?
>>
>>5345413
like ice
>>
>>5345398
I'm... A little flustered but I'm happy to see the inner workings of your sex life?
>>
>>5345414
u r clearly trollbaited and hon raged u man bro?
>>
>>5345412
damn share me your secrets, you don't sound like a man anymore?
>>
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>>5345415
Like this?
>>
>tfw when first time fully out and dressed for the occassion
>Not passing at all
>Need to use the restroom
>Head for the womens.
>No one says anything
>About to step over the threshhold
>FUCK IT
>CAN'T DO IT
>Run to the men's like a faggot, so embarrassed.
Anyone else fail the first time?
>>
>>5345423
can't help but wonder why you look so angry man
>>
>>5345423
>I'm mad bro
>>
>>5345422

~<3
>>
>>5345424
Apparently I sound like a girl with a deep voice but someone from mtfg told me that so they were prolly hugboxxing
>>
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>>5345430
What did you just say about me? Huh? Huh!?
I'll cave in your fucking skull. Stop calling me a man or I'll go fucking ballistic on you.
>>
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I start HRT in a few weeks and for what seems to be the first time in a long time I'm excited about something
>>
>>5345437
I don't usually like to make fun of others like that but I giggled
>>
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>>5345430
>>5345431
You have been buttdevastated and r now hurt emotions. #Scrapt
>>
>>5345436
post voice
>>
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>>5345437
>UrTooPrettySoIUsedMyAutism.jpg
>>
>>5345437
If that's you I'll rate you:
Walmart methhead/10
Passing, but oh god.
>>
>yeezy will never reupholster your pussy
>>
>>5345455
Nice samefag 10/10
>>
>>5345463
After working at walmart, I really have seen worse cis women
>>
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>>5345468
>UrTooPrettySoIShitpostAboutYou.jpg
>>
>>5345468
Thats not what I look like tho : 3
>>5345236
>>
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I can't stop sleeping, hopefully I've got some terrible disease that I wont do anything about untiL i drop dead
>>
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>>5345486
Me too shannon, me too
>>
>>5345362
It's not a zero-sum game, it can be bad there AND here. They have visible air pollution. If anything the form we have here, NOx nanoparticle pollution, is more insidious because you can't just see it and therefore the general public aren't immediately aware of it when it's around them. And of course, at the end of the day, these are global problems and it's no use turning it into a contest about who has it worst or who's to blame.

>>5345400
eh

>>5345438
ya it's a good feel
>>
Do I have BDD or do I really look as bad as I think I do? I don't want to be one of those people like brad or michelle or faye who constantly talk about how terrible they look while everyone screams at them otherwise in frustration, but idk, idk...
>>
>96 on computer science test
>>68 in the class
FUCK YOU YOU MISERABLE FAT FUCK
YOU COCKGARGLING NARCISSISTIC SOLIPSIST
IF YOU WEREN'T SO GODDAMN INCOMPETENT I'D HAVE ACTUALLY PASSED YOUR PISS-EASY CLASS
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>>5345505
What happened?
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>>5345502
you look worse than you think you do
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>>5345510
Professor was an ineffectual shitbag with autistic standards of perfection and was never available outside of class
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>>5345502
i think nearly all of us to to some degree, or maybe its a kneejerk reaction to hugboxing friends and family, either way its probably more realistic to feel doomed and look like shit than to be deluded and get a rude awakening someday. its a transformation process and it takes a while for the mind and self image to catch up with bodily changes, we're all gonna feel like we're shit for a while yet
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>>5345517
Isn't 68 a pass though?
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>>5345505
>>5345517
do u get to make up for it???
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>>5345525
Not as far as getting credit for my major
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>Just ate a whole pack of those new keebler JIF peanut butter cookies
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>>5345502
well you're not michelle/brad/faye/old-moko bad but you're probably harder on yourself then you should be and take all the dumb trolling too much to heart
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>>5345537
It's pronounced "gif", with a hard G.
>>
>Girlfriend hits me
>"That's not ok"
>hits me again
Apparently I'm a pansy
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>>5345531
That added seven points to my grade, when it's theoretically worth a fifth of my grade
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>>5345541
huh.. didnt know that. I probably would have found out tomorrow cause my Sister is going to yell at me for eating them all.
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>>5345542
Do you need to go to a battered women's shelter?
Domestic violence is a real problem
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>>5345473
I figured that. I was just giving an honest opinion on the image posted.

I figure everyone here looks pretty fab as long as they aren't on meth or coke.
>>
>>5345548
N-no sorry that was a meme.

People argue on the internet about how the .gif file extension is pronounced and people say it's pronounced like the peanut butter and SORRY sorry it was a meme
>>
>>5345542

That's super double plus not ok
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>>5345542
yeah that's not ok and you obviously know it
whenever my partner hits me in a way that I don't 100% like she immediately regrets it and gets super upset
please fucking seek help
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>>5345549
You can't get in one around here being trans

Source: I've needed it twice
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>>5345542
>tfw no gf to hit

>>5345543
ohh so u will still pass right??
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>>5345556
hey hey calm down its no biggie. I was going to say I thought I remember it being pronounced with the J from that commercial where its like "Moms like you choose Jif" or something. haha
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>tfw you don't know if he knows or not that you have a GT

a ha ha...ha ha.............ha......................................
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>>5345567

</3
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>>5345567
>whats the catch?
>well.... you have to catch
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Why does dysphoria like to try and ruin my day and destroy all self-confidence?
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>>5345561
I won't get credit but yes
>>5345560
Disgusting
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>>5345578

Because that's about all dysphoria really does at all.
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>>5345567
He forgot porn star
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>>5345572
>>5345577

HELPPPP
WTF DO I DO LOL like he knows i cam???? but idk if he read my profile?????? we have literally never discussed me being trans like ever SO ;__; i'm scared
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>>5345533
So you have to redo it or something? Can you even redo classes you've already passed?
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>>5345589

I mean, bbygurl, are you even planning on dating him. Just bring it up. It only hurts worse the longer you put it off, like, c'mon
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>>5345542
get the fuck away from her and out of that abusive and manipulative relationshit
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>>5345589
I play with my penis on a web cam for money
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I'm texting my ex and want to share a selfie of my new haircut, but that's totally inappropriate right? It shouldn't matter what my ex thinks about my hair.
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>>5345558
She feels bad, she's lying next to me kind of shut down and crying , it was out of character
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>>5345596

i really like him honestly ;__; but he definitely knows. and he's funny like even with how he responded. and he's sweet and intelligent and idk. so i mean maybe i would date him in the future, ya! if i were to be so lucky.

>>5345600

he knows i do that lol
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>>5345589
Just bring it up
I mean
if it weirds him out then it won't matter how you break it to him, and if it doesn't weird him out then it still won't matter because he already knows (or doesnt care)
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>>5345608
If he knows then you're good girl, why you fretting
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>>5345608
Congradulation
You dunnit
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>>5345542
Faye, you're even dumber than Kayla staying with her mother if you stay with her. At least Kayla has the excuse that she's been indoctrinated into thinking she's dependant on her mother for years and years since she was born, how long have you been with your girlfriend? Why do you stay with her, are you just scared of being alone or what? Why don't you ever reply when I ask you this?
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Faye and her abusive gf

https://unsee.
cc/dipasobe/
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>>5345608
if he read it and still swiped right hes a chaser
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>>5345623
thanks angie

faye looks really weird from straight on
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Post pics to shoop
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>>5345607
not bad enough to refrain from hitting you a second time, did she apologize or anything?
> out of character
the hitting or the being sad about it?
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>>5345623
>https://unsee.
>cc/dipasobe/
your gf is a gook?
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>>5345610
>>5345618
>>5345619

thx ^__^ yay!!! and ya i juuuuuuust found out from the way he responded to that question. he has a wonderful sense of humor. he clarified it for me as well so i am definitely not worrying anymore! i was genuinely really scared about it. now i'm just complimenting him etc lol

>>5345632

idc
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>>5345607
It is going to get worse. You not breaking up with her will make her think she can get away with treating people like that.
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>tfw no bf
Wow I wanna fucking die I'm so lonely
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>>5345643
He does sound pretty amazing, good luck.
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>>5345649
I'll be your bf. I'm a 19 year old NEET who watches anime and plays video games all day.
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>>5345656
she probably doesn't want a bf who's going to transition in a couple years
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>>5345656
Are you sweet? I have low self esteem and will devote myself to anyone who shows me the slightest affection. I'll make you breakfast and suck your dick
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>>5345637
Yep
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>tfw Faye doesn't respond to my very sensible questions to be asking, as usual
Come on, you're going to make things harder for yourself this way, my mum's the same way with my dad and now she's still with him 10 years after I got her to admit she'd be better off without him
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>>5345655

t-thx ^__^ i really do hope things go well this time.
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How many of you are literally retarded?
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>>5345680
I am probably, too retarded to know for sure
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>>5345680
I wish!
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>>5345645
this
also the crying after hitting faye thing is emotional manipulation to make herself out to be the victim
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>>5345691
>>5345691
>>5345691

Dead general needs new thread.
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Any other pics of trips to fish up?
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>>5343914
what's your dosage and weight?
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