the poll is only about sexual orientation, not romantic.
to me, both, men and women can produced me serious lewd disease. :*3
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arabic shark week here: >>5337974
>tfw no anyone
:c
http://strawpoll.me/6175552/r
>>5339903
what poll? u fucking moron
I want to have sex.
>>5339919
Harsh
>>5339916
Grills are gross desu
>>5339849
wherever the puush.me servers are
also whether skype keeps their transferring hardware
also on some of my friends' harddrives
OP fucked up, here's the poll:
http://strawpoll.me/6175552/
>>5339919
>king moron
yes. =( i post it in the reply with the image of fallout. :(
>>5339925
iktf
>>5339926
lel, I wasn't trying to be harsh but if someone is making the thread they need to do it right
>>5339919
>calls someone a moron
>spells "you" like a preschooler
Thread Poll:
http://strawpoll.me/6179659
>>5339929
>http://strawpoll.me/6175552/
overwhelming majority are bi so far, who saw that one coming
>tfw not agp
i'm a idiot. someone wants to cuddle me. :@
>>5339930
You mean the image of Veronica? The same Veronica that bitched about getting a dress the entire game and yet will not equip one when given to her is that the same fucking veronica we are talking about? I wanted to take that power fist of hers and jam it down here lying lesbian throat.
it's cute tho
>>5339908
>tfw agp
is anyone here cozy? whats it like?
>>5339929
Wow, it's like that question was never asked before with the exact same results.
>>5339952
Its nice actually. I am wrapped in a goose down blanket and its almost about to snow outside.
>>5339960
You live in southern California. Shut the fuck up.
>>5339952
no but I ordered some pajamas and fluffy socks and new pillows and duvet
>tfw despair
>>5339947
Steven Stone is my waifu. I collect all his cards.
>>5339960
>tfw 'Straya and it's 30 something Celsius.
>>5339953
It's not my poll bby, I know most posters here are biscum.
>>5339964
I live in the mountains though and its about to have a light dusting of snow. Its been freezing all week here.
>>5339952
time for bed
What's the most qt haircolor for a girl to dye to?
I vote for teal.
>>5339949
fuck the brotherhood of steel
>pic related
>>5339972
>tfw 26c and im cold
>>5339968
but also an erection.
>>5339979
Teal, soft pink, and copper red
>>5339979
I thought you would have been against unnatural hair colours
>>5339981
I boycotted fallout 4, they dumbed the series down so more retards would buy it so its dead to me.
>>5339987
Excellent taste, those are my faves too.
>>5339994
How did you boycott it when you supposedly had an early copy of it...
>>5339999
nice repeating numbers
>>5339999
>Kayla telling the truth
>>5339986
>tfw no blini
>>5339999
>believing kayla
>>5339999
I didn't though. I don't have the money for yet another console or a pc that can handle gaming so fuck it, I will spend my time playing retro games. I ordered a used copy of Kirby Crystal shards for my N64 and I can't wait till it gets here.
>>5339987
are u gonna dye pink or copper??
>>5339979
idk lots of colors, I like purple and violets I guess
>>5340012
>>5340006
>tfw never truly got my hair to white and have blue/green eyes
;-; I have to try again when my hair is less damaged
>>5339984
Go outside maybe?
>>5339984
>tfw 10c and rainfall levels of 70mm predicted over the weekend
I just want some light snow ;_;
>>5339854
Can I have the original of this image please.
>>5340017
I'm torn between the two atm. I'm leaning more towards pink desu
>>5340031
>>5340010
All you have to do is gain my trust.
.. and also be my friend on skype because while I'll willingly plaster it on gif, no way I'm sharing it on /mtfg/
>>5340037
Thank you
>>5340005
>>5340014
KEK
>>5340010
>>5340025
The wind is really chilly for some reason
>>5340026
snow is great the first 2 weeks but the last 6 months are what kill it for me.
>>5340015
You showed a fucking picture of it...
>>5340044
WHAT IS HAPPENNINGGGGGGGGGG
>>5340041
I go to gif all the time and never seen no Circe booty.
>>5340041
fair
I already have some relatively well-known tumblr users' private vids what they've never shared with *anybody* before except me 'cause they have tens of thousands of followers and use their real names etc. so I guess that's a start for the trust thing but I'm way too autistic for internet skype friends so far, maybe when I stop having the mind of a child I'll be able to handle that
>>5340054
I'm just saying I would, not that I do.
Although probably not now after mentioning it here.
>>5340053
femininity
>>5340062
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
WHY
>>5340061
Eh it probably would be pretty bland/run of the mill anyway.
>>5340059
That answer was way more real and heart-felt than I was expecting
Uhm, wow, yeah, ok
Whenever you feel up to it, I guess.
<3 ?
>>5340048
Yeah, 2 weeks would be more than enough, I'd even be happy with 2 days of it desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJyo1fjtNw4
thread music
>>5340062
Ahahahaha
>>5340032
yeh, I liked pink when u asked before ^^
it would be pretty qt I think!!
>>5340044
get with the times, grandpa. the facial hair is mostly gone, at least reduced to shadow level.
reminder again- Magic Shave is the fucking dog's bollocks, every pre-laser tranny here needs to buy it right now
[spoiler]I had to leave it on for double the supposed max. time for it to work but aside from that, awesome[/spoiler]
>>5339854
I'm not gonna lie here. This shit is fucking creepy.
>>5340073
post pic?
>>5340062
>This is the face that represents us to many people.
I'll see you all in 2075 when all hons have been killed off and actual acceptance will start to happen.
>>5340078
>tfw will probably die around that time
>>5340073
Stop calling people trannies you absolute cunt
>>5340068
groovy desu
>>5340073
You've pushed the minimum start time of laser out to roughly 3 months from now by using that, just so you know
>>5340074
almost as creepy as you saving pictues of anna's grandparents
>>5340089
That's just her internet persona anon, which she's totally behind now
>>5340089
Lol what?
Sorry you're confusing me with someone else.
>>5340074
I wish we had a spooky suicide forest here in Australia that I could use but the crows and everything else would eat the bodies and there'd only be bones left
>tfw you suicide in the bush
>tfw someone finds your bones
>tfw police announce the discovery of a male skeleton
>>5340067
Most of it, yeah
We end up taking a lot of, like "about to" shorts
and most of the videos are are blowjobs or me getting played with
Turns out, spoilers, really hard to take pictures or record anything when you're having sex
A few good ones here and there, tho
But like, ngl, looooooooooots of boring or unusable ones
Who here /makeamericagreatagain/?
>>5340086
what? why? my skin seems pretty resilient to this stuff anyway, left it on for twice the normal time as I said and had practically zero irritation
>>5340081
triggered much?
>>5340077
http://pasteboard.
co/2BmM6iXW.jpg
it's designed for black men so it seems it doesn't remove red or blonde hairs, which are what you can see are left in those pics there, but I can just use an electric trimmer on those
never touching a razor again tbqh
>>5340116
thats kinda awesome
>>5340116
Kill yourself. You are an embarrassment to humanity.
there everyone happy now?? >.>;;
>>5340105
the main things that seem to be difficult are positioning the camera, and lighting
some of the folks I've talked to who are best at it use multiple cameras, more coverage
I think I'm gonna quit my job. Hi everyone.
>>5340116
Because it removes the hair from the root and you need hair to exist in a certain stage of growth in order to laser it off. Which is about 3 months from the point where it starts growing at the root.
>>5340123
>fantasizing about being prepubescent girls
transbians pls fuck off
>>5340123
anon in the house
>>5340109
I am, spiritually since I dont live in USA and cant vote.
But I'm hoping trump wins.
>>5340123
Aww
I'm not in it
>>5339835
>It's honestly a good idea
Over nine billion hours in inkscape.
>>5340116
Wash your face, fucking hell
>>5340123
God you are creepy kira
I want to have sex and human interaction.
>>5340128
why are both of your eyes looking in different directions?
>>5340123
I wish I was a cool, popular trip that people wanted to be friends with or ship.
I did it, Christmas is going to be fun this year. New games are 4 losers.
>>5340147
same ;-;
>>5340123
why is anon in it twice
also
>me invading Anna's personal space and making her feel awkward
this is accurate to real life
and if I ever did meet up with anyone here it would be certain that I would be the biggest sperglord they've ever met/make them feel uncomfortable as I sob audibly about being twice the size of them
>>5340123
Yes and I love the attention to detail naming the panda hiro
>>5340142
if you're referring to my nose, those aren't blackheads, the pores are just stretched from when I did have them as a teen
my browbone is even worse for it
>>5340155
its me and the other anon
>>5340144
You're one to talk...
>>5340144
looks like the caveman is back to his old self. gonna call mercury a nigger next?
>>5340152
so when are you moving out, if you have all that money?
>>5340149
Oh, I didn't put it in the picture but it was (sorta) mentioned before, like this would only match people on one campus.
That way you could actually meet them (unlike omegle which is worldwide).
>>5340151
>wanting to be part of something creepy
You need to have a certain level of autism
>>5340158
You make me sick
>>5340148
i am a bug
>>5340135
>I dont live in USA
all posts from here on out are discarded unless you just admit to being trans.
>>5340164
none of your business lol
>>5340152
>buying games
>>5340164
he's never moving out
>>5340174
Noelle and Kayla sitting in a tree
>>5340152
>Kirby 64
This game was the best but why are you getting the edited version of OoT?
>>5340167
>>5340149
Fixed it.
>>5340173
I'd move to USA if I could but your country only wants illegal brown mexicans it seems.
Pic related is what you could have instead.
>>5340123
damn too late
>>5340189
why does he have mongol eyes?
finnish genes?
Will someone be my girlfriend and help me come out of my shell and help me have a purpose to achieve something in life pls?
>>5340189
Soon Cartman
>>5340190
gotta be fast desu
>>5340192
sure anon
>>5340187
>cartoons
Now you've done it angie, weeb rage inc
>>5340191
I think he has sami genes, probably someone from Norrland.
>>5340194
HELL YEH
>>5340192
We can help each other.
>>5340183
I am fine with the version I bought. I never played a zelda game before and I heard I should start here.
>>5340177
yeah so?
>>5340192
Can we be unhealthily codependent on each other?
>>5340198
CARTOONS
>>5340203
Why buy something that you can get for free
Super fucking transbian desu.
>Old lady recognized my self harm scars on my arm for what they are.
> gets all quiet and apologizes for if she embarrassed me.
>>5340200
Why is Sweden so PC these days?
Nice trip code btw
>>5340210
>replying to yourself
>>5340211
;_;
(You) btw
>>5340190
fixed
>>5340208
code pendant???
elanna do u want to make shmup w/ me??
u can do the progmmin and I can help do design and stuff >.>;;
>>5340201
Tell me how!
>>5340208
Yes please that would be ideal.
>>5340203
Tbh the edits are minimal but it was the right choice. It's pretty much the quintessential LoZ game.
>>5340210
>Why buy something that you can get for free
sorry, I am not a thief and I prefer to play on my actual console rather than computer.
>>5340208
>tfw u always get super dependent in relationships
>tfw ur partner never does
>>5340220
I want the same thing as you. We can both work together to achieve this, in a loving manner.
>>5340214
you don't need to blush.
>>5340222
You just try so hard to be something. I dont know what your goal is but man your posts just reek of it. Edgy maybe?
>>5340221
kewl then. I wish I had someone to play it with because like I said I never played a zelda game before.
>>5340148
Happens to me too, but i have astigmatism in my left eye and its ever so slightly off centre so when i look at stuff up close i look retarded
>>5340211
>self harm
Seriously
>>5340222
Only idiots pay for something that is free.
>but mah console
>>5340244
whats got the caveman's loincloth in a twist this time? more people on soc agreeing that you're ugly?
>>5340227
That picture doesnt convey cuteness though. I need anime girls to represent my emotions.
>tfw you will never be a real bunnygirl
>>5340253
oh uhhhh
What about this?
>>5340212
>Why is Sweden so PC these days?
It's the direction society is going in general, Sweden is just ahead of the curve. Which is why I pity americans naive enough to push for the same path we are going.
>>5340254
>the mexicans probably work harder than neet swede-keks
Except they're mostly criminals, and I aint a neet.
>>5340255
o-oh okies... I have lots of shmup experience o.o;;
>>5340249
>believing that an idea or number can be property
>>5340255
I-I'll cling back ok? Why do you have to be in Canada ;~;
>>5340264
Yeah you're right
I was told not to say the word "abo" because it's not politcally correct, once.
>>5340257
>tfw never gonna be a real monster girl
;~;
>>5340255
Can I help with the shmup?
>>5340263
pls -_-
>>5340263
Much better Kuppz.
>tfw you are always too negative for people to want to talk to you
This character was modeled off a transgender person and they didn't totally shill/exploit that fact.
>>5340264
>tfw partner is mexican/italian
wow she must be a secret super-criminal or something!
>>5340273
>tfw you'll never be a real girl
T_T
>>5340286
>tfw Yenn was modeled after me
I wish ;~:
>>5340273
Ear, tail and wing surgery when
>>5340287
No wonder you're so butthurt you racemixer.
>>5340286
Yeah it's pretty insane, I didn't even realise she was trans from her picture either.
>>5340292
Ciri actually is modeled after me.
>>5340250
>defending self-harm and or defending Kayla's stupid antics
>>5340307
Do you have green eyes too?
>>5340311
:3
I still need to finish one of my games from 2011. I should really get to that.
>>5340315
i wish i had green eyes but i got the knockoff muddy green instead
>>5340308
u don't need to like defend self harm to show compassion for people who do self-harm
>>5340315
no, I have blue eyes unfortunately. And I'm not white haired.
Time to go distract myself from soul crushing loneliness with some video games. If anyone wants a gf come find me pls.
>>5340286
>you will never be a sorceress and give yourself a real vagina and complete female reproduction system
why live
>you will never have srs let alone a real vagina
seriously why even live
>>5340311
yippie!!! ^^;;
>>5340292
trip on ricky
>tfw if you had supportive parents you would have transitioned before high school and experienced an almost normal female adolescence
> but instead you are are forced to create a shell of pseudo-masculinity so dad doesn't kick the shit out of you for being such a fag
>tfw no real personality as a result
>tfw male puberty
>tfw no hrt and still at home
>tfw everything is wrong
who else /broken/?
right now I just want to curl up into a ball and not exist anymore.
>>5340328
Damn, at least you look like Ciri otherwise!
>>5340340
same fore everything minus the no hrt part
>>5340286
>tfw you will never reenact the cinderella story with geralt for one romantic evening
JDIMSA
>>5340352
>>5340324
I can't show compassion for selfharm.
Why show compassion for someone who hurts themselves?
Honestly that person should go to a hospital.
>tfw your mom buys you lube
>>5340317
Iktf, I really need to actually get started on remaking an application that I was working on around that point (and lost the source code for).
>>5340380
what
>>5340380
>>tfw your mom buys you lube
hot...did you use it on her yet?
>>5340379
stream it faggot
>>5340379
where is the stream?
>>5340379
u don't need to show compassion for the the harm, just show compassion for the person, trying to get them to seek help would be an example or just hearing out their issues
>>5340380
>tfw your mom buys you lube
I don't want to know this feel
>>5340379
I don't see the stream link
why do so many people make out that AGP is a bad thing? before I was just a gross guy, now I get turned on whenever I see myself in the mirror or feel my own skin etc., as long as you don't give a shit what other people think this is an awesome life
Thoughts? How many of you does this describe?
>>5340384
Like, my parents take care of the toiletries and they know I need it for dilations and stuff so every once in awhile it's like "oh we bought you some lube today!"
It has never gotten less awkward.
>>5340385
No
>>5340399
>.<
>>5340379
Idk, I think it's about understanding the reasons why people self harm, and the fact that it's addictive. It's a coping mechanism just like any other.
>>5340380
Mother-daughter incest when?
>>5340397
honestly I think they should kill themselves if they're going to be that much of a pussy
>>5340407
>dilations
Uh, what is it like desu?
>>5340400
>>5340407
>for dilations
Oh. That sounds really tedious. Want some help?
>>5340408
>i'm sorry you're single elanna
>maybe i could be your boyfriend tonight
>>5340407
O-ohh well thats not so weird then
>>5340413
damn angie, you are going hard in the paint tonight
Hey there mtfg! What did you girls have for lunch today? Pic related for me. I cooked tamales with benas and rice covered in spicy cheese and ground meat
>>5340423
Looks nice
I just had noodles in a cup
>>5340400
>>5340423
Pizza and a few coronas
>>5340421
You tried kayla.
Here's a free (you)
>>5340423
I ate a 100g tin of mackerel in sunflower oil with my bare hands because I didn't have the money for washing up liquid to wash a fork with and my muscles aren't strong enough to scrub it clean with my bare fingers, and also two onion bhajis a friend let me have
>>5340435
Sounds tedious though. Have you ever forgotten?
>>5340116
Glad to see it worked for you m8! : D
>>5340423
literally the the same thing I've been eating all day
>>5340435
>mfw I watched my friend dialate
someone should add Kayla to Encyclopedia Dramatica
>>5340447
>tfw my gf is dilating right now behind me
>>5340444
>leaving ur tailplug by ur food
a little gross tbqh
or were u just being an exhibitionist?
>>5340443
post panties
>>5340441
It's only really tedious for the first year given you need to do it multiple times a day. After the first year you can slowly roll it back to once a week.
I've forgotten before, depending how long you leave it it can be reasonably painful.
>>5340423
Pizza! :D
>>5340447
>tfw I can't dilate when someone is watching me
It's so awkward x.x
>>5340461
How long ago did you get your surgery done?
>>5340283
>tfw this post
>tfw iktf
when I was making out with that guy last weekend at the party I got the worst raging boner and leaning over me he basically had the top half of my body pinned back to the sofa so I couldn't even move my arms, eventually I dragged a random duvet on the floor up onto my lap with my foot but jesus that was awkward, luckily I think everyone was either busy, or, out of those looking, more focused on the kissing than the rest of me
>>5340458
>2015
>not having duel monitors
>>5340452
Hot
>>5340461
It was a fun experience
>>5340470
I'm just tight with my money that's all
>>5340444
hot
but also
NOBODY is allowed to talk ANY SHIT about me being into kinky stuff anymore, 'kay?
hell, even "Ms. Dick" Kayla posted a pic of her new vibrators a couple of threads back, the worst I've ever forced on you lot is a bit of tame shibari photographed for purely social documentary purposes.
also, cute tail plug, where's it from?? and what even is that food? peanut butter and an empty cardboard container and flask?
>>5340476
>have u tried letting them do it? maybe it'd take the pressure off u
N-no, that's lewd
>>5340474
I imagine it was x.x
>>5340467
2.5 years ago
Whats your price /mtfg/?
>>5340492
£180 an hour but that also covers the kinks I'm willing to do
>>5340476
Yeah, you get it.
>>5340485
Literally everything you see in that picture I own through no purchase of my own.
.. except the food.
>>5340486
I uhm
what
ok, whatever pls don't attach any of that to my posts, I want no part of it
Also, my mister bought it for me. He buys all out sextoys. While i'm often in a lewd mood, I'm not really much ever in an actually aroused mood and I could -not- be bothered to spend money of something to relieve my barely existent libido.
Also it's peanut butter and raisins and celery
Except I ate all the celery already.
>>5340492
I'm all yours for a year if you pay my tuition
>>5340490
Maybe one day I'll experience it myself
I think you're beautiful
>>5340492
for what?
>>5340503
this picture makes me miss Nana
</3
>>5340492
Pay for my electrolysis and I'm yours
>>5340503
Isn't it free in canada?
>>5340490
lewdness can relieve pressure tho
>2.5 years ago
>tfw ur just floundering and not rlly moving closer to surgery or anything
>>5340492
pic related
>>5340492
Give me hormones and do what you want with me
>>5340492
Two hundred foreskins.
>>5340517
>>5340517
whoa I thought you'd quit mtfg desu
>>5340492
500 crunch schekles
>>5340492
Couple of drinks tbhon senpai.
>>5340498
>>5340503
>>5340510
>>5340516
It's nice to see this method works on transgirls too, kek.
Hypothetical question gals, dont get your hopes up.
>>5340527
Slut
>>5340506
Dont be coy now.
>>5340524
Hey Sparky, how've you been.
>>5340499
sorry it just peeves me when I get shit on by so many people for posting anything remotely sexual whilst others get away with just a couple of replies
>While i'm often in a lewd mood, I'm not really much ever in an actually aroused mood
elaborate?
>>5340516
literally me, also replaced hormones with food / dissertation expenses / anything that requires money rn tbqh
>>5340531
pretty good, people are saying I look androgynous now so that's neat
>>5336252
literally me tbqh
who /nonop/ here?
>>5340538
That's asking a bit much
>>5340538
They're not actually giving you shit.
They're just trying to make you feel bad.
Also.. I dunno. In a mood where it feel good to do and talk and think about lewd stuff, but I don't actually want to have sex??
>>5340545
yeah, I enjoy being a woman with a bit extra :)
>>5340539
Well I'm not surprised, you've been on HRT for quite a while now and I see to remember you not being particularly bad off in the first place.
How long has it been anyways? Like 7-8 months?
>>5340545
not me, I can't stand having a gt
>>5340545
idk if I want SRS
It's expensive and my dick doesn't really cause me much dysphoria.
>>5340550
yeah fair that describes me 95% of the time too
like I used to think I was asexual throughout adolescence but I've done the thing now enough times to know I do like it on the odd occasion- but the rest of the time I just prefer sexual things that aren't actual intercourse, and also kink stuff sexual and otherwise... I'm a natural sub 24/7, I can't help that.
>tfw u feel sick after eating all the time
Am I dying?
>>5340559
4.5 months, this is me now
http://i.imgur.com/qzneXK0.jpg
still boymode but things are happening at least
>>5340577
Oops, left my trip in /g/
>>5340583
I leave my trip in /soc/ all the time.
>>5340579
>http://i.imgur.com/qzneXK0.jpg
>boymode
Keep telling yourself that, girl
Who /overthinker/ here?
>hanging out with bestfriend
>watch funny, happying YouTube videos
>finally time to leave, he complains about me making his bed smell like girl
>"yeah you're not used to that are you?"
###rekt
>>5340594
Hello, I am a pixel artist
>>5340565
You should exercise
>>5340577
But what if I am a dream?
>>5340579
Oh wow, I felt like it was longer than that.
You're looking really good there! Are you gonna keep growing your hair out?
>>5340595
>>5340595
Sounds like he just asked you for some fuck.
>>5340603
I might get it trimmed just a bit but in the long run that's the plan yeah, and thank you!
>>5340608
this
>>5340611
Yeah I think it'd be cute if you got down past your shoulders.
Mine is like tit length now, can't decide what I want to do with it.
helo
>>5340615
overthinking is one of those things where you know if you do it, it cant really be put into words. or maybe it can and im just shit at wording stuff -_-
>>5340630
#autismspeaks
(I'm right there with you, either I think things to death or I assume they're meant verbatim)
>>5340636
>#autismspeaks
pretty much desu -_-
>>5340624
hy
>>5340644
how r you
>>5340623
Whoa, is your hair
that long again?
>>5340631
I can't stop dreaming.
I am the fayth
>tfw free uni
too bad the islamic invasion is going to take care of that soon enough
>All of Canada is going to legalize weed
Party at Elannas house! We're gonna get high and fuck for days!
>>5340673
Let's have it at mine instead, i'm already surrounded by dispensaries.
>>5340659
not too bad I guess, a friend/coworker of mine is apparently going to be my roommate, which is perfect for both of us
but my gf has been more depressed recently and it's making me depressed too
how are you?
How do I get rid of a clingy neckbeard? I unfriended him on facebook and now hes messaging me constantly
>>5340685
tell them to leave u alone
>>5340685
tell him that you hate his favorite anime and vidya
>>5340685
tell him no bully
>>5340685
"fuck off" usually gets the job done
>>5340680
>but my gf has been more depressed recently and it's making me depressed too
damn that feel ;-;
im a little sleepy and hungry and a bit lonesome so im gonna watch a chrimsmas movie i think
It's to let off the mask and show you my real face.
Well this is me
>>5340707
Lainanon?
>>5340706
>gonna watch a chrimsmas movie
wich one?
>>5340707
You look like a chick
>>5340545
no, i'm actually trans
>>5340713
ayyy
>>5340713
damnit, i laughed
>>5340713
I hate you a little [spoiler]not really, I'm sorry[/spoiler]
>>5340712
jingle all the way rn
chimbles vacations tomorrow probly
>>5340732
nice, nice
>>5340713
Good answer
>>5340689
>>5340691
>>5340693
>>5340696
crisis averted
>>5340704
I've got room~
>>5340743
to be fair I do love terrible movies
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0393685/
>>5340749
>soziii
You did the right thing
>>5340752
that looks like maximum silliness
>>5340743
watch it's a wonderful life
> Christmas music
God damn this shit is like musical torture. Save me from the hell that is retail.
On an unrelated note, is it paranoid to think my gf might have quit because of me? Maybe she thought "I'm dating a fucking 2/10 tranny, I could do better"...
>>5340759
it rlly is
>>5340766
essential christmascore:
die hard
home alone
elf
>>5340775
Elf is a shit movie and Will Farrell is a terrible actor
>>5340685
try Magic Shave, worked for me
>>5340782
Based anon speaks the truth
>>5340767
She most definitely quit because of you. You seem to be psychotic.
>>5340775
Great list. Add the Jim Carrey Grinch to it.
>>5340792
It's true though. Name a movie where he hasn't played a retarded spaz. Other than Stranger than Fiction.
>>5340767
>tfw you actually feel festive this year
>tfw get to hear christmas music all day bc of work
>>5340793
best christmas movie
>tfw your hair isn't long enough
>>5340767
nigger what? just go get drunk or high and get laid
>>5340797
..shit.
I mainly give it a pass because it came out over 10 years ago and I haven't really watched his other movies since
>>5340775
I've never seen Elf but I like Home Alone 2 more than Home Alone despite it being essentially the same movie, I love them both however.
Die Hard is great, as is Lethal Weapon... however I don't really count them as Christmas movies, they're action movies that take place during Christmas.
>>5340809
melly plz
>>5340809
>tfw cut your hair down to 2 inches at the longest
>>5340812
He plays the same character in every movie. I don't understand why people like him so much.
>>5340815
It needs to be longer
My tits are cold
>tfw mtfg makes fun of you
you make some recommendations then
>>5340828
Heres a recommendation: get better taste :^)
>>5340822
mine too, I want it to my armpits, right now its at clavicle length
>>5340828
ERNEST SAVES CHRISTMAS OMG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaMMro3VEmA
>tfw you're mom says she doesn't live you and you are a disappointing mistake
Meh. Feels indifferent man.
>>5340797
stranger than fiction was pretty cute
>tfw constant dysphoria and numb coldness, and everything is wrong and you wish you never existed and you are ugly and kind of drunk and just want to hug someone right now and cry
>>5340836
>tfw you're mom
Will never know that feel...
>>5340830
never
>>5340749
brutal... is it ned or jeff or jed??? >.>;;
>>5340809
> Not being a metal head before transition.
Kek
How to not feel like a heartless monster for breaking someone's heart?
>>5340869
oh no elanna w-what did u do???? ;~~;
I think if u make it clear before getting in too deep or saying certain stuff (u know the stuff) and also give a good concrete reason that it's understandable
>>5340867
this desu, too bad i didnt really bother taking care of it
>>5340867
>being a metal head
>>5340836
tell her
>I don't love you either, bitch
>>5340867
>not remaining a metal chick post transition
>>5340869
try not being a faggot. They're adults right? So you're not responsible for them or their emotions.
>>5340842
go for a run. just really hard and fast. listen to some mad music. stop running when you feel better.
>>5340836
I didn't know you were living for other people's acceptance and validation. My mom has ignored me since I came out and I've seen her once in about 5 years. You don't need family to be great, unless you're a weak pussy ass bitch.
>>5340828
stop posting anime gifs like a faggot and nobody will make fun of you for it
>>5340826
i doubt they'll take long to warm up at their tiny size.
>>5340883
Sage is love, sage is life
>>5340883
hopefully your girlfriend dies and you will be completely alone
>>5340877
Iktf. I regret not taking care of it more.
>>5340882
I intend to tbhon.
>>5340887
Trip on myna
>>5340887
She's fine senpai. Home on Sunday.
CAN'T ENRAGE THE SAGE.
>>5340892
Is it wise to bet on Sage?
>>5340889
God that girl would be so qt if she cut off her dreads.
>>5340889
>tfw never gonna look like that
y liv ;~;
>>5340896
I'm not sure why I'm saddened by that statement, I've never had dreads.
>>5340895
sage is always a losing bet, too much faggotry and shitposting
http://fox2now.com/2015/12/04/bud-weisser-arrested-for-trespassing-at-budweiser-brewery/
>>5340876
That's what I'm trying to do, but it's still hard
>>5340895
Its always wise to bet on Sage.
>>5340902
I'm winning the bet, and I still have a healthy alive girlfriend.
art thou feeling thine reketh?
>>5340909
at least post gifs of yourself
>>5340895
would you say it's.. sage to bet on sage?
>>5340565
Sorry for being late! I had to go out!
I love (You) too!
i broke up with my bf because of dysphoria and just general lack of self confidence
luckily he was understanding about it and we're gonna stay friends
>>5340896
I hate the dread lock look.
>>5340898
Iktf, balloon party time I guess ;_;
>>5340901
Eh I just don't like them personally.
>>5340910
>do what I want you to do for no reason other than me saying it
N O
O
>>5340906
Stop pussyfooting around it, youre only going to lead them on further by trying to be nice. Just tell them, not interested.
Stop over complicating a really simple as fuck thing, jesus.
>>5340917
Fair. I'm in a hippie town and have met a lot of cute girls with dreads. Would never rock them myself though, I barely have any hair left after a cut today.
>>5340902
At least she keeps her trip on unlike rawr or angie.
>tfw Elanna is breaking Bexe's heart right now
>>5340909
im fine m8
>>5340932
you're not a real trip until you've broken another's heart
>>5340928
rawr doesnt trip anymore, it just posts as anon
>>5340941
Been there, done that, still not a trip.
>>5340914
Why are alt chicks the best?
>can share earbuds and blast some decibels without complaints
>can tell her to dye your hair and she'll probs do it for free because's she's a DIY bae
>would probably ride a bike with me and contribute to gas bills
>would let me design her tats
>can slip a hand into her easier with all the holes in her clothes
>>5340939
You don't seem fine.
>>5340946
do u want 2 build a snowman?
>>5340946
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DADwMfH2y1c
like this.
>>5340946
why would i have a reason to be upset?
>>5340945
>tfw you aren't an alt chick
>tfw ricky will never take advantage of you
>>5340945
All of this.
>>5340945
Why are traditional girls the best?
>will acompany you to a performance by the local symphony orchestra
>can help you prepare a large family meal
>would have no problem living in the countryside
>would not bring politics into things where someone might disagree
>wouldn't mind quiet day trips like strawberry picking or a quiet bicycle ride
>>5340952
you don't have to pretend to be something other than who you are to get my attention bb ;p
>>5340953
love the new wave gif
>>5340956
I can get behind this too anon. Sounds like pristine fun.
>>5340964
by taking a trip to Oregon ;^)
>>5340964
>tfw you just want to be yourself but you dont know how
>>5340951
I dunno, you seem to attack me whenever i come to the thread, seems like the behaviour of an upset person to me famalan.
>>5340950
>>5340948
I meant to quote you, but didnt, because I like me better.
But you're a close second.
>>5340970
im hurt
>>5340977
its okay, i sent you a facebook message. bitches love facebook messages.
>>5340964
Be a gothic christian girl
>>5340965
You sweet talker you.
I've no intention of pretending to be something. I'm happy being a fit andro dyke these days.
>>5340980
bitches do
source: im a bitch
>>5340970
nah im not that anon, im just doing some early morning shitposting
>>5340984
you're my bitch.
>>5340990
i'm liking it
post more
>>5340980
who's the semen demon (on the left)
>>5340965
I don't see how that will make me more traditionalternate. Just sweaty.
>>5340969
>tfw people tell you to be yourself but you hate yourself and don't want you around
>>5340974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Src0l4a51sk
>>5340981
I'll get a nice, modest (black) dress and all my ink and piercings. And wear dark eye makeup all the time.
>>5340990
you deserve me
>>5340920
It's just about the facts this time round, none of that stuff. Doesn't make it any easier.
>>5340869
I'd just be completely honest.
Even a single lie will prolong their suffering.
Be respectful, but honest.
>>5340982
>a fit andro dyke
Could there be a finer combo?
>>5341004
kek
>>5340928
Why won't you love me?
>>5340995
#smashdepatriarchy
no
>>5340989
Sorry, my mistake... I actually engaged you in conversation and I could see how that would lead to the assumption that I care.
I don't, and I apologise for leading you on.
>>5341002
i don't know, the dude in the pic is some guy who "paki'd" me on skype, so I started posting his pics around everywhere to frustrate him.
Tranny thread seemed like the perfect place for 'em desu. That's his gf. I have another pic of her somewhere.
>>5341006
i wish. <3
>>5341021
Don't laugh, consider yourself lucky I can't afford to go to Greece,
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
>>5341040
whats your skype, i'll show you
>>5341038
You should be the one to consider yourself lucky because I can't move to the US quite soon.
>>5341040
Better?
>>5341048
isn't that what u want tho??? >.>;;
is he straight or bi???
>>5341065
No its the ugly neckbeard that I hate
>>5341073
Yeah sure
>>5341068
oh why does he always bother u anyway??? o.o;;
mebbe u should talk to the other one...
>>5341075
What is it, though? I'm curious now.
>>5341080
for me it's different, I hate living here so much I just know anything local is inevitably doomed >.>;;
>>5341088
I cant explain it, only show it. Get someone to volunteer their skype.
>>5341068
Just delete him. Not that hard.
>>5341093
I DID DELETE HIM THATS WHAT STARTED THIS
>>5341096
>>5341096
>>5341096
>>5341092
h-heh any generous trips wanna help an anon out?
>>5341095
Delete him harder.
>>5341095
why can't you just appreciate him just like how he appreciates his japanese anime