/mtfg/ Transgirl General

hahaha i hacked gem >:)

first for first

>>5334812
D:

I wish I could hug my sad internet friends.

>>5334812
pwnd kid

-lights fat doob-

ehllo

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nth for keeping it gay

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ELVESSSSSSSS

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>>5334755
m-maybe we can go for coffee sometime..

>>5334782
does your tummy hurt yet

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#bloodelfbodygoals

first for being stuck eternally a guy
;_;

>>5334836
iktf xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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>>5334818
Remember anon

The only thing that burns in hell,
is the part of you that won't let go of your life,
your memories, your attachments,
they burn them all away.
But they're not punishing you he said,
they're freeing your soul.

If you're frightened of dying,
and you're holding on,
you'll see devils tearing your life away.
But if you've made your peace,
then the devils are really angels freeing you from the earth.

It's just a matter of how you look at it that's all,
so don't worry okay.

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quick someone give me an anime to watch that will give me trans feels
I watched himegato and twaintails to each series end and was weird'd out, I want something with like a real trans character or story.

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>>5334838

ordinary people
it's okay
you don't have to wear those wings
they're stupid things

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>>5334799

one whole lb of sour cherry, bby

>>5334803

; 3; w-what? they don't like the gays???

>>5334816

t-they were... they're all gone now tho..sigh...

>>5334828

not one bit, it has been hardened by years of bad eating habits

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xth for tall dark handsome bfs

>>5334843
boku no pico

>>5334845
wow don't be rude adri i was simply empathizing with that anon because i too am forever going to be a man

>>5334850
its tru googlse it

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>>5334851

>tfw no tall handsome brunette bae

i'm gonna kms

>>5334857
hey ugly

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>>5334858
pls edie, you have your aussie boy don't you?

>>5334864

don't be fucking rude

>>5334853
I should not have googled that, fuck you

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>>5334845
>>5334838
fixed that for you

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>tfw not hungry at all

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>>5334850
cute

>>5334851
pics

>>5334864
s-stop...

>>5334816
thnx.....

>>5334870
At least you googled it.

I torrented it without looking it up after being suggested.
I was like
>wat

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>>5334854
>depressed post
>laughing post
It sounded to me like you were making fun of that anon, anon.
>>5334871
That's pretty accurate ;_;

>>5334871
fukken saved

>>5334868
i'm not, she's called me worse things and that's what happens when you are shitty to someone, they say shit BACK! its the reality of life

>>5334828
Bringing it back to reality for a second, I actually would probably like that. However, I get the sense it might be odd without actually knowing each other, given we havn't really talked apart from over the top flirting ;~;

>>5334843
I've heard good things about wandering son, but I haven't watched it.

>>5334871
Isnt this a pic of the couple who later in the day the guy did actually end up murdering her while they were hiking?

>>5334880
i was intentionally juxtaposing an exuberant attitude with the macabre depression of being trans for levity

>>5334886
How will mtfg get terrible stories of trip meetup failures if you're sensible about this. You need to think more of our entertainment here.

>>5334888
Whoa I hope not, that's eerie...
>>5334891
wut
ok im lost
my bad

>>5334870
kek

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>>5334809
Why are skanky girls so hot?

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>>5334867

ya but he's in australia. i want a brunette guy nearby me. i just got week and redownloaded tinder and this hottt older brunette daddy matched with me and said hi. i wish i didn't love dick so much sigh

>>5334885

since when?? anna isn't like that

>>5334888
I hope not.
That would ruin my day if I had shooped a picture with an actual murder victim.

Is this the chaser bait thread? I heard some slutty boy started posting his girlcock.

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>>5334892
Thanks, but I'd rather not have another kiwi/jocelyn situation.

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>>5334876
this is my bf

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Also, why are girls with muffs so underrated?
I dont get why girls wanna be completely bald down there, a nice little muff or trimmed pubes looks qt.

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>>5334871
wow some nice OC for once

everyone make oc

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>>5334933
oc

>>5334928
gross, what a scum bag looking mother fucker, he looks like he steals radios to sell for drugs

>>5334939
I lost it at "hurt me plenty" lol

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>>5334933
lol

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>>5334944
he's actually really sweet and nice but also a jerk in a good way
don't be mean kayla i've never had a bf before and i think he's pretty cute

>>5334949
it just werks

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>>5334933
Pic related, I call this sitcom Two and a half Brains.

>>5334949
OC means original content, make something trans witty yourself, not something that has been reposed a million times.

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kayla im dumping all my oc for u
>>5334954
i've made a lot of oc -_____-

>>5334950
how did you even meet this guy?

>>5334950
Why do you deserve a bf before me? I have been on hrt for longer and I am alone.

>>5334952
>4 out of 6 kids love the new frogger game

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>>5334954
also fuck you

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>>5334959
the 4chans
>>5334960
you could get any bf you want if you made an effort to kayla, you're cute enough

>>5334965
>meeting someone on 4chan
that's not a real relationship you fucking moron

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>>5334957
I tried to do a trans frog meme but no one wanted to contribute

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>>5334969
how is it not, i met cheska on 4chan
he even lives closer than she did

>>5334973
have you even met in person yet? you gonna rape him like you try to rape jocelyn?

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>>5334970

>>5334843
have you watched wondering son?
trans feels are real, also cute as fug

>>5334973
Wait, you are cheskas ex bf? So you are not trans and just taking hrt for the fuck of it???

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original content

>>5334979
i've been trans my whole life, i just didn't start hrt until recently

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>>5334978
>wondering son?
yeah but it was boring

>>5334977
good one

>>5334985
go away kiwi. you are a bad person.

>>5334985
>>5334976
avoiding my question i see? you two haven't even met yet and you're on here calling it a relationship how fucking pathetic!

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Does anyone play gw2 here?

>>5334977
That pic is me when someone says they need a cuddle.
Just replace the caption with "i'll be there in a sec guys ;_;"

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>>5334981
It's beautiful.
>>5334995
Ye

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>>5334995
Is it still alive? I played it for a while but it was kinda boring

>>5334995
no fuck off you nigger

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>>5334992
>>5334993
ok stay bitter anons
i'm gonna go play with my bf now

>>5334930
having a hairy minge is pretty annoying desu, it gets in the way when you're trying to do sexy things.

>>5335000
I don't know why you think I'm bitter. You're just not a good person, that's all.

>>5334886
you could add me on skype if you'd like

>>5334977
crying rn

>>5335003
Lame

>>5334998
I played when it was just released, got to level 80, crafted full exotics (the best at the time then) and then just stopped because there was nothing to do but farm skins or pvp and pvp is for meanies.

But I started playing again recently and there seems like there's loads to do now, and the zones always seem really populated at least at high levels with people running in massive groups of 40+ going from event to event, doing world bosses, etc. And that doesn't even get to fractals and raids that I haven't done yet since I need to get myself some ascended gear.

>>5335003
In the words of my grandfather at Christmas Dinner.
"The worst thing about pubic hair is how it gets stuck in your teeth."

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Whats the best way to fake my death? I don't want to do another presentation where I'm just gonna embarrass myself, b-but I can't really say "no i dont wanna"

>>5334998
https://archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/search/image/rg8iYz0d1jsHtS4N4tArRw/

lol

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>>5334997
W-What realm?

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>>5335017
Someone keeps stealing my anime girls

>>5335013
Just ask if you can do it not in front of the class and just to the tutors instead because you have mad social anxiety.

>>5335013
But you are pretty smart.
You'll be fine.

Just about to meet a tindr guy for a blow and go, wish me luck girls!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um6EUIwLSm8

thread music

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>>5334954
hows this

>>5335034
lol
>>5335033
what is this garbage. this is the real thread music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WJFjXtHcy4

>>5335018
Crystal Desert
>>5335025
lolll

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>>5335034
that is the most horrifying thing I have ever seen in my life oh my god

>tfw I accidentally looked in the mirror

>>5335045
I've actually gotten pro at avoiding myself in the mirror, but my god when you stuff up.

I know that feel.

>>5335042
agreed, oh wait I forgot about what you posted yesterday for a second ._.

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>>5335041
Oh okay. I'm on EU server.

>>5335034
nycteri desu

>>5335049
LOL
O
L

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>>5335011
Ohh yeh I forgot about raids, might try it out again some time

>>5335029
i-its not that kind of presentation...

>>5335030
I'm horrible at presentations though, they make me super anxious. Plus I'm an obvious tranny...

>>5335047
Yuh it made me throw up x~x, at the very least I'm pro at showering in a pitch black bathroom.

Real thread theme here: youtube.com/watch?v=kYaRV6EwI3U

>>5335049
bitch, at least my mom doesn't hit me

If you can't embroider, sew, and ride sidesaddle, you are NOT a woman. fact.

>>5335058
your tranny voice must be great for representations

>>5335067
go sew your mouth shut rofl

>>5335069
idk why i typed re

>>5335060
Oh god.
I've done this as well.

It was funny when the power went out though. Everyone was like "how are you still able to finish your shower in the dark?"

>>5335052
I hate how you can't just change it, it costs money... like everything in GW2

>>5335007
Sure ^^ I don't post my skype in mtfg, but I could either add you, or I could send it to a throwaway email if you want.

>>5335013
Iktf, but honestly it's not that bad, everyone in STEM spaghettis when they present.

>>5335025
I like your anime girls, I'm building a harem.

>>5335063
you aren't true trans until people hit you and call you a faggot imo

>>5335078
It's better than showering with clothes on, which just takes way too much time.

>>5335067
i love sewing, I need to get back into it, when I was younger all the way up to 19 years old I went to craft stores, till a lady at the register at Jo ann fabrics asked if I was gay and I dropped crafts all together

>>5335061
real thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EPGhjxm0G0

>>5335058
>chear squad of friends
au-lgbt road trip time?

You'll do great.
We'll make sure of it!

>>5335052
Ty though

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>>5335083
>tfw trutrans

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>>5335073
I should have expected such crass behavior from a man.

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>>5335067
Jokes on you I can do all of that

>>5335069
I just use my boyvoice since they introduce me as a boy

>>5335081
>everyone in STEM spaghettis when they present.
g-good point, I just gotta spagetti the least
>I'm building a harem.
Can I be in it?

>>5335088
pls no

>>5335084
>showering with clothes on
literally how?

>>5335013
>b-but I can't really say "no i dont wanna"
i 100% did that one time
didn't get me out of doing it though

>>5335091
when and how?

>>5335095
Awkwardly, I shove my hand up the damp cloth and wash as best I can.

>>5335093
where did you learn to ride sidesaddle?

>>5335091
;_;

>>5335106
My aunt has a bunch of horses

>>5335093
>pls no
please
we'll be well behaved

i'll even dress as a guy if you want to avoid attention

>>5335106
I did it as a kid when we lived on a farm, it's not that hard.

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>>5335078
>>5335078
>>5335078
oh my god I thought I was the only one who bathes in the dark?
the dysphoria is real

>>5335067
i haven't ridden in years but i'm sure i could do sidesaddle

I feel really weird rn
>like pictures of 10/10 women
>10/10 guys don't do anything for me
>don't like hanging out with girls who are attracted to me
>bait guys hard who are attracted to me even 6/10s
>don't want to fuck anything really
>want to get fucked really really badly all the time
>prefer hanging out with girls
>don't like hanging out with guys

how to know if you're straight

>>5335102
you're literally fucked in the head if you are dysphoric enough to shower with your clothes on.

>>5335125
Tell me something I don't already know.

>>5335125
I used to shower in swim trunks as a kid, and try to get away from people, and changed in a locked stall... mainly because having boobs at 10 lead to some bad situations

>>5335132
>boobs at 10
Wat.

>>5335132
>boobs at 10
wait what?

>>5335100
Idk, which instance? I got bullied at various times growing up.

>>5335107
;~;

>>5335136
some guys get gyno

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>>5335083
>>5335091

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>>5335132
>from 10 to 13 I tugged all the time on my nipples hoping it would make my breasts grow
at least I have boobs now but it does not make up for the years of not having them

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>>5335124
why bother?
idgaf about whether i'm straight gay or what have you
>>5335132
i sometimes tried to bathe in swim trunks, i have changed clothes in a locker but i usually just hid inside a towel, but i'm pretty sure i didn't have gyno
>>5335083
does the person who hit me have to have called me a faggot at the same time because those were separate incidents and i'm not sure he hit me for being a faggot

>>5335149
pls

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>>5335083
I guess I qualify then.

>>5335141
?
The only abbreviation for gyno I know is a gynecologist.

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>>5335093
Umm, I'd love to have you in my harem but you might have to move to maple syrup land.

>>5335137
>>5335136

ok all I really remember was like suddenly kids were grabbing my chest and I didn't really get the joke and it was weird, I remember being in an inner tube in the pool and it was rubbing against my chest and it realllly hurt and was sore, I checked and had a hard lump behind the nipple, I told my family, got checked out and it was gyno. Were not talking huge tits, but I've pretty much had to deal with having them grabbed in PE/football/ even in the army. never could do anything about it because "they're just boys"

>>5335158
gynecomastia

>>5335138
why did you get bullied?

>>5335164
So you're intersex then?

>>5335084
>>5335132
Oh no I showered with clothes and swim trunks on too thought I was the only one.

Good news: she came to work top pick up her paycheck and clear out her locker yesterday so she is okay

Bad news: she still hasn't tried to contact me

>captcha: Carol St
pls no party van
>>5335149
people used to tease me about my chest because i had puffy nipples and my sternum curves in just enough to give the illusion of slight breasts, which is actually hilarious now that i have slight breasts
>>5335158
gynecomastia
male tits

>>5335158
>gynecologist
hey something else I will never get to go to

>>5335170
It's nice not to be alone with this sort of thing

>>5335169
no, Im male.
>>5335149
yours look bigger then mine, you grew them super fast senpai
>>5335152
>>5335157
>>5335145
t...triger warning? sorry

>>5335166
Usually one or the other of being effeminate or a nerd. Junior high a lot of people seemed to think I was gay.

>>5335174
You and all of us.
>>5335177
Huh, well there you go.

>>5335177
>sorry
like i care about it now, i decked the fucker and called him a waste of time

>>5335174
That's a good thing

>>5335175
I'm crying I can't believe I pushed this out of my head

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>tfw qt boy likes me for some weird reason but doesn't realize how disgusting you are

>>5335191
Try being less disgusting.

>>5335184
Objectivily, yes, subjectively, no.
>>5335188
Iktf at least somewhat, I am the queen of repression.

>>5335081
[email protected]

>>5335132
That's a lot like how I was in change rooms, except for the boobs part..

>>5335132
>Tfw you will never push adolescent faye against a wall and grab her little tits

>>5333779
oh fuck I'm on board the FFS train now
if I could, I'd cry
I need this as quickly as possible
thank you ;_;

>>5335181
so someone hit you?

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Jesus christ Sandy Toksvig, we get it, boys do certain things and women do certain other things and women do cool things too. It's not entertaining.

>>5335222
Who didn't get hit at least once during their school years?

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>>5335194
I can't with this awful face ;_;

>tfw your friends wont abandon you
Kill me

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So I figured out why my presentation got nominated as one of the best
>6 spots for best presentations
>only 5 people in my field did presentations
I guess we all got nominated

>>5335115
Come to the xmas party desu senpai

>>5335159
W-well I was planning to one day....

>>5335181
>tfw called a faggot and beaten for it before sexually attracted to anyone

it was pretty gay of them desu

>>5335224
Wait the new QI season is out?

>>5335230
lol

>>5335226
the only times i've been attacked during my school years was from me hitting people first

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>tfw no free ffs for people with ruined faces

>>5335235
no, I'm watching older ones, and sandys schtick is getting old as a guest, so I'm dreading her becoming host.

>>5335216
how? happy for you. I wish I had money for it.

>>5335222
On a few occasions yes, it wasn't really chronic or anything though, mostly the same as >>5335249

>>5335200
Sent ^^

>>5335230
O-oh, if you ever do, hmu

>>5335233
;__; definitely
Also, iktf when it comes to gyno, gym class suuuucked

>>5335233
Iktf.
>>5335249
Seriously? I mean I was the black sheep of my primary school but I thought most people got into one or two fights.
>>5335256
Yeah I get that, she didn't irritate me much, but I don't know if imma like her much as a host; hopefully the guests will make up for it.

>tfw you were never bullied at school
It was actually quite good. My only enemy was myself.
Even the school's 'gay' kid was not bullied.

>year two or three
>in the change rooms before swim class
>all the guys are in the locker room getting changed
>i'm sitting in the corner -- too embarrased to get in the nud
>the 'gay kid' literally jumps in late and dives out of his clothes
>starts talking about how he intends to 'get turned into a girl
>does a shitty tuck
>"see, they'll make me a vagina"
>nobody really takes him seriously
>"they can't do that"
>i'm the only person listening
>gives me a big cuddle for listening
>i'm sitting awkwardly as hell and this larger child is literally smothering me in the nude
Primary School was a weird time.

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>imagining coming out to my parents
>imagining my dad breaking down crying "what did I do to deserve this"
I-I can't do it ;_;

>>5335269
who's your favorite guests?
David Mitchell is so good

>>5335258
nah I just mean I was hesitant about getting something so serious and irreversible done, but this sold it to me
I don't know how I'm gonna wait 3 years or more just to get an NHS GIC appointment, oh my god

can't I just get it done anyway before I make it to a clinic if I just throw money at them?

>>5335226
i didn't get hit.

>>5335266
why would you attack someone first?

>>5335230
>Come to the xmas party desu senpai
Who is having it?

>>5335276
>so broke I can't even afford an advent calendar
>check my post this morning
>mum sent an advent calendar and favourite sweets in the post
>tfw she's super supportive and totally the best
>tfw she either laughs or sneers whenever trans stuff is mentioned and she lumps it in with stuff like Boy George and post-face-mangling Pete Burns

iktf anon

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>>5335276
>tfw supportive family but it doesn't matter because can't pass ever

You can have them.

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>>5335283
>why would you attack someone first?
Goaded into it, you can really only take so much emotional abuse before you snap.

>>5335274
That sounds so alien to me.
>>5335277
David mitchel is my favourite as well, also love a bit of Jimmy Carr.
>>5335283
Welp, guess my primary school years really were abnormal. I got beat pretty regularly for being a ginger.

well I'm going to go try and be social or something, I've been hidding out for like 3 days now.

>>5335256
Sue Perkins should host it imo

>>5335266
Will do~

>>5335286
Uhh good question. Lily I think?

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>>5335276
At least your dad wont pull out his pocket knife and say "You want me to cut it off right here you little faggot?" like mine did.

>>5335302
Good luck.

>>5335296
what did they say and do to you?

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>wake up
>tfw no bf
>final presentation due later on today
>worried about it

;~; too many feels rn

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>>5335081
Can I add you Elanna?

>>5335304
>Uhh good question. Lily I think?
Whereabouts does she live?

>>5335305
my dad's pulled a knife on me before for real. he's different now but i don't think i ever saw him the same since that day.

How to pass?
;_____________;

>>5335314
kit
good morning

>>5335324
Magic helps.

>>5335329
T-Thanks

>>5335322
well this was my step dad, my bio dad was cool with it the second time I came out to him but he went into too much detail that he had sex with several trannys before meeting my mom in the late 1980's.

>Hormones should be coming the mail soon enough
>Trying to be a more calm happy person, telling myself not to bother with what I can't change, I'm doing the most I can do at the moment, etc.
>Still feel like I'm fucking up by not already having the hormones even tho getting them sooner is entirely out of my control

Why do I feel this way

Also
>Getting bullied in school
>not bullying other kids in an attempt to try and obtain a sense of power that you felt was missing from your life due to not being able to properly express your gender identity

What a bunch of dorks.

>>5335269
well i was the weird kid growing up, and the only way i saw to make people shut up was to lash out and start fights

>>5335304
YES this. I like Sandy though. Anyone's better than Stephen, though, the guy couldn't get much more smug and up his own arse, he makes me fucken sick, stick to acting roles you flabby, pretentious monstrosity.

You know he hates seeing himself in things when he was younger because he's well aware of what he's become, he resents Hugh Laurie's American success, he believes the Greek way of pederasty was the best way for society to be and he's entry level edgemaster atheist, national treasure my cute arse.

Sue is the best, make Sue queen of British telly

>>5335324
make up and good camera angles. Or become rich

>>5335329
Also this
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/CRISPR
If what I've read and heard about it is true and the government doesn't ban it, it will be a cheap way to fix shitty genetics.
>>5335340
In all seriousness it depends wildly from person to person.

>>5335281
wait is this a consultation or something? Where can I get?

>>5335343
I was too weak to stand up to bullies, thats why I did all of high school entirely home school.

>>5335341
lol i forgot for a second everything you write here is bullshit.

>>5335297
>That sounds so alien to me.
It was pretty alien to me too, and I was there.
I sort of blame that bastard for making me trans though.

He stopped talking about it half way through school, but the idea stuck for me.

You also must know that I wasn't anything more than slightly effeminate at the time.

>>5335304
you didn't sound very interested originally when I said it : p

>>5335348
I look like a man even with makeup
>>5335350
What if you look like an average 35 years old man without facial hair?

My butt bounces more than my chest when I run up stairs.
#dfcproblems

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>>5334826
h-hi u.... elves are qt

>>5335319
>>5335314
>>5335304
>tfw wasn't invited to all ur xmas party :c

>>5335344
I get that at least, I was the weird kid too, but I just resigned to a childhood of loneliness of abuse. Only time I started a fight was when a kid was picking on a special needs kid.

>>5335309
I don't really remember specifics, it was a long time ago. Likely some variation on fag, faggot, or the like. One girl in junior high had a thing for throwing herself at me and making a spectacle of it, it was pretty uncomfortable.

>>5335318
Sure, what's your skype? ^^

>>5335314
Awe, kit I'm sure you'll do fine.

>>5335314
omg kit good luck!!

faye confirmed for intersex

>>5335362
Still pretty vague, are you actually 35? If so FFS is probably the best route. But that's kind of the equivelant of saying 'reinstall windows' for a tech problem: it always helps but it's not always necessary.

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i just got back from a 40 minute run on the treadmill where i was fantasizing the whole time about coming out next week on facebook. i'm really excited that boymode is gonna be dead forever

>>5335365

Thir place was much without agp, fucking queers.

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>>5335380
Hm, no i'm 22.

I looked like 25 when I was 16.

>>5335386
Good luck!
>>5335392
I'd reccomend trying skin products, strategic makeup and facials, they can help a lot.

>>5335352
what are you talking about
I need to go through the NHS to get treatment for gender dysphoria, including FFS. The waiting list to get to a gender clinic so I can begin 2 years RLE to get treatment is about 2-3 years where I live.

>>5335369
throwing herself at you? like sitting on your lap and calling you daddy or something? aren't you in school now and do you get bullied at all there?

>>5335369
[email protected]
Here's a 10 min email
Send yours here please

>>5335297
I like jimmy carr too. But people seem to dislike him.
>>5335347
>>5335304
Sue tries too hard.

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>>5335399
My skin isn't bad though and I look like a man even with makeup.

Does anyone have any tips or ways that you can look prettier? What do men like? I don't know, maybe this is a dumb question but I don't know how to be more attractive and I already have good skin and skincare.

>>5335347
don't be mean to stephen, he doesn't mean anything by it. That's just how older posh brits behave.

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>>5335404
WELCOME BACK TO REALITY, FUCKFACE

>>5335411
Ehh, he's crude but that's pretty normal for me; my family (well Mum and sister) will talk about whatever and make inappropriate jokes all the time.
>>5335413
Afraid I don't know then, I don't pass myself so I'm a shitty advisor.

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>i just took 3 ambien
ohhhhhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhh

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>tfw the only person who could give you feedback would hugbox you and doesn't even want to give you feedback

Now what?

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>>5335343
>>not bullying other kids in an attempt to try and obtain a sense of power that you felt was missing from your life due to not being able to properly express your gender identity
why would i want power?

>>5335407
Like, gratuitous, over the top flirting with groups of other girls. Yes, she did sit on my lap at a few points and forced a kiss on me. All with a laugh of course.

I stopped getting bullied in high school and really havn't since. I was a theatre student though, so I sort of found a place that wouldn't give me shit.

>>5335429
Ask anyways.

>>5335428
Nuh-night.

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>>5335327
h-hi anon

>>5335365
; ;

>>5335369
thanks elanna ! i hope you are well !

>>5335377

umaru !! omg thanks so much ! >< i will try my best !

>>5335429
iktf

>>5335408
Oh and I sent you my skype.

>>5335314
Ganbatte!

>>5335319
Sydney

>>5335360
D-didn't I?

>>5335411
Yeh but shes qt

>>5335347
>>5335411
>>5335277
My favourite is Sean Lock.
He is how I imagine I will turn out if I never get to transition.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfFSxyrCnLk
Tasteless and occasionally bitter.

>>5335432
>over the top flirting with groups of other girls.
>All with a laugh of course.
that's like what you do in here. so you study theatre now in college?

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>>5335433
I did and he said he doesn't want to.

Not like he can be honest when he likes me.
cis scum

>>5335439
Who are you going to ask then?
It's so annoying when everyone keeps saying i'm delusional when they don't even know what I look like.

>tfw massive man head

>>5335446
>Sydney
Train time then.

>>5335343
It was literally a meme at my high school for guys to head pat me and tell me to calm down, so yeah, I couldn't help but be bullied.

>>5335440
Didn't work
I re typed the email wrong (copy and paste isn't working)
Here's the correct one

[email protected]

>>5335451
I like sean a lot too

>>5335451
Lock is good too, only guest i really disliked was that ventriloquist chick; she ruined that episode.

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>I would take you as if you were Jesus

omegle is fun lol

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>>5335434
noooo See what you do is fight it and then you don't sleep. YOU GET MEGA HIGH.

>>5335463
Nina Conti?
>"sex haha i'm a monkey"
>"wow monkey you are so rude"

>>5335465
Oh, I've taken plenty of different sleeping pills including ambien and they don't put me to sleep or give me a high.

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Would I Lie To You is a better show

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>>5335432
I hope u got out of class ok

>>5335436
aw kit I will pray for u desu

>>5335446
good luck w/ ur award, mebbe u will get a masters research offer

>>5335470
Yup, fuck her she was talkative as fuck and extremely unfunny.

>>5335477
yes

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>tfw impossible to get honest feedback
Kill me now please

>>5335482
either post a pic or get a trip so i can filter you pls

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Kiwi got a cute boyfriend and she's only a month on hormones. What the fuck?

>>5335428
i fried my mund https://clyp.it/1fo4ak0c

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>>5335484
>post a pic so I can bully you

>>5335452
>that's like what you do in here
No, definitely no...
It was different, it was malicious, and I was nothing more than a joke to them. It hurt a lot.

I'm done with theatre now, I'm in school to be a programmer. Being a fruitcake is kind of not a big deal anymore given I transitioned years ago.

>>5335461
Sent

>>5335493
best scene in yuru yuri desu

>>5335489
no one like my creation????

hey can someone tell me how the fuck to look like this curvy goddess pls thx

>>5331178

>>5335496
>inplying tomato wasn't better
Step it up senpai

>>5335498
get fat

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>>5335496
One day I wish to be kiss raped.

>>5335276
>tfw my mom and stepdad would probably be super supportive
>tfw my dad and his side of the family would probably disown me
>he counts on me to be the one to have a family and be successful cause my brother's a bit of a fuck-up
My whole life I just wanted to never disappoint him ;_;

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>>5335404
God RLE is such a fucking joke

>>5335493
then pls start tripping or namefagging

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>>5335502
Subtle.

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>>5335498
All these pre-hrt people who pass better than me.

Why bother?

>>5335510
ikr, like
JUST FUCK MY FACE UP RIGHT NOW PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

srsly though people how can I get the shortest time from now to ffs possible?

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I really need to exercise and get a better body.
My body is shit

>>5335512
i didn't choose the thin life senpai, i'm like 80kg

>>5335515
get a job, maybe if ur lucky u can get a loan from the bank

>>5335523
This
It's what I did

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>>5335511
I'll just leave, can't be boy if I keep posting here.

Have fun and sorry for being so whiny.

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>>5335515

do sex work like me

>>5335404
no, 6 months to a year wait to get referred, 6 months to a year RLE to get mones, and anything else you get from talking about stuff and waiting to see what mones do.

if you're already RLE then it counts from when you start, if you self med for a certain time, you get fasttracked to mones for 'safety'. It is generally best to wait for a year or 2 to see what mones do before you consider surgeries.

idk where you pull these numbers from. FFS isn't covered on the NHS anyway, you can get a private consultation like for any cosmetic surgery, but of course, a letter from a clinic helps, and a referral from a clinic to a private surgeon may cover the consultancy fee. a clinic has all the right contacts there easily, but when you're an internet slug there's nothing stopping you from researching yourself.

use the rope to climb out of your despair pit instead of tying yourself up with it and climbing out with your fingernails, use your resources available to you, you big whiny baby

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>>5335533
d-don't go anon ;~;

>>5335533
Ignore anon, you're more than welcome here.

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>>5335533
Please don't go lainanon...

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>>5335534
Edie let's be honest.
Not everyone can cam.

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>deactivate all my dating profiles and apps etc
>reactivate tinder for a minute cause i get weak
>match with super hot brunette guy
>actually seems to be going good thus far

well this is an interesting turn of events lol

>>5335546

there's more to sex work than camming. like you can do phone sex stuff. or dom sessions. or if you're not comfortable working as a girl, work as a guy. which sucks but it's way more money working as a guy that way than at a desk every day for 12$ an hour yknow. not saying it's the solution to everything, but ya that's the fast track to financial prosperity for a lot of trans people lol

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>>5335509
>>he counts on me to be the one to have a family and be successful cause my brother's a bit of a fuck-up
This is exactly me too. my brother was almost got kicked out of college, took an additional 2 years to graduate after being forced to pick a new major, do nothing with said diploma, go back to school to become teacher, get teaching job, and now he was just fired after 4 months there. All the while he tells me *I'm* the one to make him happy after all this disappointment.

I just can't.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb32Ego033o
holy fucking shit LOL

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>>5335533
P-pls stay, anon. You post Akari, so I <3 you!

>>5335567

THEY DID NOTTT AHAHAAHAHAH

>>5335523
I'm UK btw
so like I can just waltz in and get it done as long as I have the money? don't you need a GID diagnosis?

I knew that FFS isn't covered

I suppose waiting to see what hormones do wouldn't hurt but at the same time just look at my face and tell me that's going to pass after two years, let alone look *nice*. I'd settle for just the former at this point. But also I'm already 21 this month and I feel apprehensive of wasting the rest of my youth waiting to be able to actually live how I want to, I'm sure you must understand, it's a common feeling

I'm aware the clinics fasttrack you to legit mones if you're self-medding, from my research it says you should do it for at least six months first though
Also the nearest clinics to me are Leeds and Notts., they're much longer than a year's wait

Apparently there's one in Exeter with a very good reputation for minimum gatekeeping and comparative efficiency but that's on the other side of the country

jaw/chin shave would cost ~£12,000, right?

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will i pass?

>>5335567
holy fucking kek

>>5335567
Finally, a gift idea for a dad that doesn't want anything.

>>5335592
Probably.

>>5335496
>>5335507
just practice though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5ZOVGq97kc

>>5335592

no, give up all hope. live as a man and hate yourself forever.
is this the answer you want? like give it your all and just hope for the best. more trans people pass after years on proper hrt than those who don't. the odds are in your favor.

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ummmmmmmmmmm


ok im off to do my presentation everyone wish me luck !

>>5335614
Good luck Kit, knock em dead ^^

>>5335614
Good luck! I hope you get a good score :D.

>>5335596
>the only non-lesbian in an anime about lesbians
the best

>>5335614
Do us proud!

>wish me luck
That would be redundant.
You don't need luck.