/mtfg/ - kayla's new vibrators edition

lets make fun of churches

>tfw no anyone

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I miss maki edition
>>5333705
Hello anne
my friend

>>5333722
o-oh....

TRIPLE SIX TRIPLE SIX TRIPLE SIX TRIPLE SIX

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>tfw can't pass after two years of hrt
>tfw face is rekt by puberty

what trip has the biggest titties

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Wwwhat's everyone listening to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RubBzkZzpUA

>>5333744
Sheen

>>5333744
ufufu

i hate league of legends

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>>5333734
>>5333734
y

>>5333742
Lainanon pls

>>5333746
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8d42r3JlbU

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>>5333733
Thanks anon but those look kinda huge and bland. I prefer panties with laces and vibrant or paste colours.

I appreciate the help tho!

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>>5333755
I hate u
haha
it's opposite day

>>5333744
me
not
rofl

>>5333742
;~;

>>5333744
faye

>>5333767
3_3

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>>5333260

>>5333738
yes, friends! haha
just friends and thats all. how nice.

>>5333759
no no not chvrches
i love chvrches btw

>>5333746
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AO4pEKdOXIk

>>5333751
Trip on yume

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>>5333761
What? ;_;

I don't know how to calm down ;_;

>>5333779
you successfully transformed noelle into slug

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>>5333773
<3 __ <3
cmere....

>>5333780
Let's get dinner
as friends
there's a arby's down the street

>>5333779
whoa
>>5333789
@_@
say it in call...

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Post your future style.

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>>5333779

waiting 4 haircut

>>5333746
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeTaJtgwrY8

>>5333676
>thinking about being fem is not always the same as actually being fem
I don't think I'm trans
hip

>>5333678
probably b/c place oozes fem sexuality
but I can buy bras/underwear elsewhere just fine

>>5333779
I see what you did,
Noelle can do same with makeup

i can't stop listening to this son desu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtyfjiZMI8w
who else /nbnd/ here?

>>5333789
in gonna wrap myself in roast beef i think

>>5333809
>Noelle can do same with makeup
What makeup makes your chin look half as big though? [spoiler]I do want to know, I have a large chin too ;_;[/spoiler]

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>>5333793
Minus the dress and boots I'm already halfway there.

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>>5333793

>>5333821

What is it about femininity that's attractive? I blame Sailor Moon.

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>>5333816
that's pretty hot

>>5333817
contour
but not rlly

>>5333793
it me

>>5333805
what u gettin

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>>5333793
Whatever men wear.

>>5333829
just a bang trim, but I like taking purposefully unflattering photos before I get my hair cut so afterwards I don't stress as much about how it came out

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>>5333827
I didn't watch sailor moon as a kid (not ever actually) :^)

where is the cute chaser anon from last night ;_;

>>5333805
aife + angie = moko

>eating spaghetti with sauce
>listening to muh hipster canadian music on 11
>lurking mtfg
>enjoying the early sun
>getting strange looks from passers by
Today will be a good day!

>>5333779
dang

mtfg must be jelly

>>5333805
sup boy i think it's about time you get a masculine hair cut again

>>5333779
would fug then hug

>>5333779
>damn you shoop anon
tfw can't say old kiwi face anymore

>>5333805
aife + angie + jörmies = moko

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>>5333793

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>tfw have a bf now
he's tall and strong and a military guy and treats me like a girl, i couldn't ask for anything more

>>5333856
this

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>tfw no anyone

>>5333858
congratulations

>>5333858
I'll fight him for your affection.
He who dies loses.

>>5333858

What does it feel like?

>>5333855
Its fun, I want to do more.

>>5333861
Judging by how you act, no shit.

>>5333779
Damn, somebody buy a new chin for noelle already

>>5333861
i volunteer

>>5333866
have you ever painted irl?
perhaps look into doing makeup?

>>5333861
hey that's my shitpost

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>tfw will never pass so you can have a partner

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>>5333861
It's time

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>>5333867
Would you just leave me alone already? I get it, you don't like me, haven't you reminded me enough already?

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>>5333863
thank you
>>5333865
he's amazing, it's like my dream come true and we also play video games together, we stayed up all night last night playing cs:go
also he's a little rude to me too which i kinda like

>>5333875
Nah, I'm just decent with photoshop. Also I have severe social anxiety so being a makeup artist is out of the question.

Just something soothing about fixing people's imperfections. Plastic surgery would be fun.

>>5333805
Wow Moko is cute

>>5333890
>Plastic surgery would be fun.
"just a bit of blur and liquidify here"
"sheila love, can you hold the card over this spot here? i need to use the dodge laser"

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>>5333861
oh no pls don't cry u have bexie don't u??? :'c

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>>5333779
Make up can do wonders

>>5333881
You act like a toddler in debating and then you are quick to make emotional appeals to make yourself appear like the victim. I feel sorry for your parents who has to put up with your bullshit at this age.

>>5333899
Step Back Step Back Step Back Step Back Step Back Step Back Step B- oh fuck

>>5333906
Abby?

where can i set up a one purpose email?

i need to get monies from some chaser

>>5333907
Give it a rest you faggot

>>5333843
>>5333856
I can kind of see it, but not sure how to feel about this.
Is this negative, positive?

>>5333907
Do you get off to this or something?

>>5333912
Yandex is good.
Don't be mean to people.

>>5333906
Pete Burns?

>>5333779
Do me do me do me and uh make it irl too._. Tfw long boy face because 6'1"
I look so weird without make-up and prolly super weird with makeup on.

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>>5333907
You really should escape this existential life

>>5333919
i am not, i'll even suck his cock in return like a good samaritan i am

and thanks

>>5333779
do lainanon!

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>tfw no one to listen to music with

>>5333913
Give what a rest?

>>5333918
This isn't sexual and if you think it is then you are more delusional than we know.

>>5333876
Sorry, I liked it ;_;

>>5333874
Are you willing to relocate to a frozen wasteland?

>>5333880
T-thanks ;_;

>>5333904
I really don't...

>>5333924
Post a pic and I'll see what I can do. Or if you (or anyone) wants to do it privately just for fun just send me an email.

I'm not mtf btw. Just some random chaser.

[email protected]

>>5333934
Keep fighting the good fight senpai.
I believe in you.
Don't let them get you down

>>5333927
lol, I'll be sure to do that.

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>>5333936
Y no qt with bexxy anymore? She misses you

>>5333936
You can have it. I haven't been feeling tfwno much lately but someone needs to make the shitpost.

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>>5333934
Why are you obsessed with elanna?
Did she piss in your cornflakes?
Punch your mother?
Shit on your grandfather's grave?

>>5333936
oh no.... what happened???

>>5333943
it's so cringe how she immediately seeks validation by attention whoring after being told off now.. lol

>>5333931
>hey anon, you pick the music this time
>"friday night it was lake i was walking you home we got down to the gate and i was thinking of the night..."
>uhh, maybe i'll pick the music next time anon

>>5333919
um yandex is russia-based, isn't it? are you sure commies won't see me being bad on the internet?

>>5333936
>Are you willing to relocate to a frozen wasteland?
Can you move to a sub-tropical wasteland?
Kayla said that it Looked Clean in Photos®.

Otherwise yes.

>>5333957
Papa Putin is not interested in online activities of some tranny.

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>>5333938
Uh okay just took one but like how do i remove the data from pic so peeps cant see where it was taken .
Also look like a guy so its not like im going to get killed irl if i show my face here

>>5333957
No guarantees but thats the same with anything.
I've used it a bit, but If your worried to can look for something else to use.

>>5333950
>>5333946
Nothing's happening, that's the problem

>>5333948
Thanks senpai ;_;

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>tfw actually acquired the qt tall bf of my dreams
aaaa i have such a big smile i can't wipe off, help!
i'm gonna go now

>>5333964
just google exif data remover or something.

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>>5333949
Have you been feeling any better Angie?

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>>5333960
Where are you at?

>>5333964
>Uh okay just took one but like how do i remove the data from pic so peeps cant see where it was taken .
It's stripped if you post to four chins.
(it didn't use to be - but moot had trouble with newfriends getting raped)

>>5333759
Because their kit broke when I saw them at Belgium and I missed the show. Fortunately I don't care about them enough to be mad

>came home from work
>had a nap at 2pm
>woke up at 10pm
well there goes my sleeping pattern -_-

>>5333980
[spoiler]australia[/spoiler]

>>5333987
I'm going through that at the moment :(

>>5333974
No my surgery got butchered
I am out of money and I look worse than before

>>5333962
um that's real reassuring really
but why it wants to know my phone number?

>>5333966
what else? google? lmao

>>5333936
so is the line for elanna thinning out?

>tfw no longer thinking about elanna rubbing my hips anymore

darn me

>>5333994
Keep telling youself that, you dumb broad.
Next you'll be saying that the sky isn't blue or some shit like that.

>>5333994
I know you can't see it but you certainly don't look worse. I thought you looked really pretty in that pic you posted a bit ago with half your face.

>>5334005
fuck off rawr, haven't you done enough damage to this community already?

>>5333995
Why would you enter your actual number, you silly tranny?

>>5333991
That might be difficult to swing, but I've always wanted to go to Australia.

>>5334002
There is no line, I'm human garbage

>>5333724
>tfw I troll people on here to feel better about my stupid man face

>>5334005
What did I ever do to you?

>>5334009
Exactly you are basing it on half my face and not my full face

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>>5333919
um i don't want to send him a text message, just mail. how do i make this go away? lol

>>5334013
i didn't but it still wants me to enter one, see

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>>5333994
That's for imitating me anon.
It warms my heart that you would go to such lengths.

>>5334009
That was me milly
Anons are being idiots
To answer your question, I've been having ups and downs

>>5333969
oh no, I am sorry :c

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>>5333938
>>5333964
>>5333972
>>5333985
Good luck raping 6ft tall guyfaced person, i mean like who would even want to do that.
Sowwie about the hair idk if it ruins it to be shopped. Its really hard to hold at place because its too long from everywhere. Need to see a hairdresser when have enough of courage.

Posting with phone is painful :7

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>>5334019
Wow, now you are focusing your hate on me. I kinda like it :3c

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>>5334015

>>5334015
Elanna, please stop. You aren't human garbage.

>>5334015
You can come if we get married within nine months of your arrival.
It's drastic but doable.

It'd be a good incentive to get a job though.

>>5334026
Oh lol I feel stupid right now. I thought it was strange that there wasn't a filthy frank or leksinski painting attached.

That's good that you're not feeling constantly down anymore!

>>5334032
ignore rawr she is fucking stupid and the biggest try hard there is.

>>5334031
Hang on is this lainanon?

>>5334033
All 1275 of them are afraid of rabbits

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>>5334031
fixed

>>5334026
>That's for imitating me anon.
A trip will help with that

>>5334048
Rabbits are that vicious in aus?

>>5334031
>guyfaced
Hahahahahaha
You make some cis women look manly, you ladyfaced faggot.

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>>5333785
you actually caught me

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>mfw Vs only has 18 items in the boyshorts category
>have to supress inner dyke and buy from other categories

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>>5334031
Ta-dah!

That will be 6 billion shekels and an eternal commitment to Israel.

>>5334065
I looked and it all seemed too girly for me. I'll stick to overpriced boyshorts in fancy sport fabrics.

>>5334057
this, so I can filter angie again.

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>>5334050
Blah. Try please
>>5334062
Hate you too hugboxxing thing.
Wish i was just a fag though, wudnt have super awkward body face combination or dysphoria.
>>5334069
Out of shekels but willing to pay in pretty leaves i found from the forest.

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>>5334070
but it's 5/26,74 €

and I got like 30. it's too good to pass up ;_;

Why do I have red dots under my eyes?

>>5334081
GRIDS

>>5334058
Rabbits own the joint.
They aren't vicious though.
I saw rabbits and a rainbow before an exam and I got ±90%.

>>5334081
AIDS

>>5334077
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ktt_nI-odF0

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posting goat moms

>>5334080
Not worth it if I don't like what's available.
Commando is cheaper anyways.

>>5334088
>more outdated memes to embarrass yourself profusely

>>5334078
>hugbox
I knew a kid that looked like you at school. They affixed -ina to his name and constantly harassed him for looking like a girl. Even to the point of using female pronouns and shit.

>>5334083
>>5334087
Nothing bad then?
There's a bunch and I have problems with my face getting red and sometimes warm.

>>5334089
you would want to fug that don't you transbian :D

girlbenis in girlgina :DDD

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Mom: Did you hear your cousin suddenly dropped out of college, quit her job, and moved away?
Me: Oh crap, is she ok? What's going on?
Mom: Idk, but she needs to stop being such a brat
Me: Maybe... but she's never acted like this before and there is something obvious huge that's happening in her life that no one probably knows about.
Mom: Exactly! She just needs to stop whining and being a drama queen.

I almost forgot how caring my family is...
Messaging her atm. I hope she's ok.

>you will never strangle all the cis-looking passers in this thread with your bear hands

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>>5333906

jesus this is the worst application i've ever seen lol

>>5334018

we could assume that about all the trolls desu

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>>5334015
Come to Australia, Elanna.
We've got kangaroos, pies and lots of cool stuff.

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>>5334081
Throwing up or doing anything like that when your head feels like popping causes them.. Atleast for me.
>>5334095
Yup well good for him. Hope they were trans then. W-where are you from?

>>5334101
fuck off Buffalo Bill

>>5334105
I don't think i've vomited.

>>5333906
that is appalling lol

>>5334098
ew

>>5334105
He wasn't, although he thought he was for most of school.
It wasn't very nice.

>>5334033
kek

>>5334039
Well, guess I better stop living the student life soon ;~;

>>5334103
D-do you have qt men and women?

>>5334031
Pin your hair back. If you have problem features, I'm not seeing them.

>>5334069
hey wait a minute, is this an earlier pic of elanna?

>>5334107
i'm not kayla

>>5334118
>transbian not honest about his intentions so he pulls a disgusted face

>tfw u don't want to be photoshopped because it would make u cry knowing what could have been if you weren't a hideous disgusting monster

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>>5334129
it true...................................

>>5334122
>stop living the student life
No! Just need to make enough to live how you want and to pay for an airfare.
Unless you want me to pick you up in a tinnie.

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>>5334129
s-stop bullying my bebboo

>>5334099
:c hope she's ok!!

>>5334134
it scary...

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>>5334122
I guess so
I hope to be one someday

>>5334099
should have told your mom to shut the fuck up because she doesn't know what what the fuck she's talking about

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>>5334152

>>5334138
well at least you're HONest,
i like you kiddo

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>>5334152
>

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>>5334122
Welp if i pin my hair back.. Like the hair also on forehead you would realize.
>>5334124
Nu im from viking countries
>>5334112
Lifted super heavy stuff or gave birth? Even a lot of continuous coughing can do small amounts of those.
>>5334120
Happened to me for few years when like 9-14.
Hated it kinda but well umm then realized i only hated the teasing and how weak and unsafe they made me feel. Ever since missed being ""bullied"" for looking that way. Dumb male hormones and stuff.

>>5334169
sry im not in a good place right now i shouldn't have said anything lol

>>5334169
why are you being a bitch to moko for? she's been nothing but nice to you

>>5334169
>sassy crossdressing gay man strikes back

>>5334093
>caring on the freshness of memes

>>5334177
um she's right, that was really unnecessary of me

>>5334173
She's not the first person to compliment fish

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>>5334176

what's wrong?

>>5334177
>>5334178

i'm not being a bitch, she literally didn't look bad in the pic and no one said she did which is why i'm like wtf are you on?

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>>5334171
ya i look like jay leno

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>>5334102
Well duh.
It was intentionally bad

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>>5334177
because MUH SASS GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRL

>>5334186
okay but why are you fat posting now?

>>5334192
trip on ufufu

>>5334186
just kinda unhappy with my appearance right now and I've been drinking a lil bit so I didn't think that through before I posted that
Ive been trying really hard to be better about this kinda stuff and be positive about myself because I have a lot to be positive about so it's embarrassing to slip up like this

>>5334147
Me too ;~; I haven't gotten a response yet, and we rarely talk outside of holidays and renaissance fairs.
>>5334160
>Telling anyone to stfu
>Especially my mom
This does not compute x.x I'm pretty sure I'm not physically capable of saying that to a person

>>5334201
it was a post on 4chan. why do you care too much? maybe that's your problem?

>>5334209
please kill yourself you autogen fuck

JUSTICE FOR UMARU

>>5334209
>not physically capable of saying that to a person
lewd thoughts

>>5334209
>>5334214
elf ginger is literally the prettiest girl here so shut up

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>>5334078
just like in my chinese cartoons

>>5334221
hi

>>5334214
yfw agps are prettier than trutransies

>>5334225
why the fuck are you talking to me? i said elf ginger not you?

>>5334221
just because he's the prettiest doesn't mean he's not less of a gross fetishistic crossdressing man

>>5334222
forgot to crop the bottom lel. fuck it. well its been fun gotta go

>>5334175
>Welp if i pin my hair back.. Like the hair also on forehead you would realize.
Prove it :P

>>5334230
you said prettiest girl

>>5334214
Kek
>>5334216
I don't understand o.o
>>5334221
>>5334228
>>5334230
>>5334232
pls stop...

>>5334145
A tinnie? o.o

>>5334153
This calls for a shia, someday it will happen ;~;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCQz-b4DvU0

#JusticeForUmaru

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>>5334191

one would hope

>>5334194

?

>>5334201

it's okie girl. but seriously no one thinks you're ugly, you looked qt. the only one who pointed out it was bad was you. try not to be negative. are you just more dysphoric today?

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>>5334222
Oh you tried yay. Thats a little better c:
Also are you making fun of my mongolian heritage huh?
>>5334237
No way. It makes it so much worse. You forget that i could play nearly basketball with being this tall. Also hairline sucks but cant fix it at all without being approved as a trutrans by gov.
Buuuut Ummm.. any other tips though for how do i make that trainwreck face passable?

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>>5334246
>tinnie
We'll fetch you in one of these.

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>>5334210
>>5334254
to be honest I think I've just been spending too much time here and I'm falling back into old habits and patterns of thinking
this place just brings out a lot of negativity in me, but I've just been super lonely lately, and I think I'm starting undo all that hard work I did to break out of that pattern of self-hating bullshit

I look fine, and my life is pretty okay and I gotta not let this place make me doubt that. I think it was mostly that one anon who said I was a boy that made me think I look bad, and normally idgaf what anon says, but the fact that I cared even a little bit shows that I'm slipping

tldr lmao

>>5334241
post a pic and ill see but i doubt you are prettier than elf ginger

>>5334258
Your face looks like it's already passable in the unedited photo.

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>>5334246
Maybe I will be cute, I'm still pretty young. Pubery hasn't finished. Or maybe genes hate me. We shall see in due time.

>>5334258
can you dunk?

Elf im going to fucking scalp you for what you did to umaru

#JuticeForUmaru

>>5334258
>any other tips though for how do i make that trainwreck face passable?
No tips required, your face passes.

>>5334261
;~~; I would love to be rescued in one of those. We could snuggle up in the mid-pacific.

>>5334265
o
i can't do that john
>>5334271
you probably will be if you're young
at least i turned out better than i thought...or am turning out better?

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>>5334258
>shitposts for weeks on end about having a hideous face
>looks cutie

I want to beat you up right now

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>>5334269
Are you saying that im wearing guy stuff for college just for nothing? I dont have to hide stuff?? This is how you get a hon killed. 8)

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>tfw i find out my bf browses /pol/
h-he's a keeper right?

>>5334278
it doesn't sound like the same anime poster who's been hrt for 2 years

>>5334263
>>5333851
what this? i said that. i wasnt serious why would you even take it seriously? i didnt think you would be so hurt by it. i apologize and i hope you can accept my apology

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>>5334263
Moko if you do leave, pls can I have your tomoko folder?

>>5334277
Maybe, I'm just a big guy 4 u

>>5334280
>/pol/ bf
Why can't I have this?

>>5334277
my name is cathy not john?

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>>5334287
keep searching kuppy you'll find the right one!
if i can get a qt tall handsome /pol/ bf anyone can!

>>5334290
my b

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>fuck up my capstone presentation so bad my marker doesn't even know what i did
>professor nominates me for the dean's award anyway
>have to present in front of like 50 people now
Are you fucking serious?

>>5334263

ya i can understand that :/ why are you feeling lonely tho? just this time of year? what about your friends and people you know irl?

>>5334298
spaghetti?

>>5334298
moon them

>>5334278
Im not that person. Shes swedish as far as i know. Been on hrt for 11months or so
Sowwie for annoying but im not doing this for giggles, feel like getting trolled here though.
Anyway literally think i cant pass and hide myself because of that a lot. Had yearly school photo thingie this week and just bailed from there..
>>5334274
Could when was 15 but p sure not anymore.

>>5334298
must b that passing privilege

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What is even going on in this thread right now?

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>tfw huddled up by a cozy fire
<3

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>>5334298
Good luck Jormy

>>5334280
So its just an online thing? Eh.

I need a phd to get into any job in my field and I worry if I can get there

>>5334326
get the fuck off this board

what you did to umaru is unforgiveable

LITERALLY nobody wants you here

>>5334320

girl get out while you still can lmao

>>5334335
What happened?

>>5334276
Wait, so you like the idea for real?
It could take a while. I'm not very good a driving the tinnie and I can't swim, so it could take a while.
I'll send you an SMS when I get to the edge of your national waters. Meet me there and I'll pick you up.

Warning though. I might need to bring my dad cause it's his boat. To convince him of the idea we might need to do a few days fishing, I hope you don't mind.

I'd recommend keeping your belongings to a minimum and putting them in sealed containers.

>>5334279
Oh great. ANOTHER person who passes fine but wont stop constant posting about make believe cave man features. Add it to the list.

>>5334339
shut the fuck up you ugly tranny

>>5334334
What's your field?

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>>5334326
الله عظيم!
العدالة للأومارو

>>5334307
>literally think i cant pass and hide myself because of that a lot
It can take a long time to get over these feelings, but you pass extremely well. You should stop hiding, I guarantee the feedback you'll get will be positive.

tfw uglier and weirder than 99.9% of people
tfw life is going to end in suicide
tfw nothing I can do and nobody will ever care

;__;

>>5334359
there is always drugs

>>5334355
tirp on yume

>>5334356
elanna, what do you know about passing lmao

>>5334346
Calm down rawr

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>>5334355

>>5334335
Most people don't feel that way. She doesn't feel that way to my knowledge anyway. No break is pretty, but we can still be nice to eachother.
>>5334343
A break up that anon is trying to incite for drama lulz. Please try to pay them little attention ^^; sorry
>>5334355
Idk what this says, but it made me giggle

>>5334368
Oh
I'm sorry to hear that.
I will avoid bringing this up in the future.

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Such bitter and hostile anon posting. Who is behind it? WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?

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>>5334304
sudoku

>>5334306
Good idea, everyone says I have a nice butt

>>5334308
But I don't pass as anything

>>5334328
t-thanks, I'm gonna need all the luck I can get

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>>5334346

do i upset you?

>>5334376
forgot my trip lol

>>5334362
Yeah but how do I get money for those when I'm a leper

I'd be a financial loss for anyone that hired me

>>5334347
astronomy/chemistry

proof threads go to shit when ufufu isn't posting her selfies on a regular basis.

#istandwithufufu

>>5334391
whaaa

>>5334391
whaaa

>>5334031
>tfw lainanon posts a pic

Maybe try letting more of your neck show, so like, hair tied back or up. You don't look anywhere remotely near as bad as you've been saying for months.

>>5334391
EVERYONE POST SELFIES

#SELFIESFORUFUFU

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i'm lonely tonight

>>5334393
>>5334395
aren't you two friends with her? being catty now i see? it's people like you who ruin these threads who see everything as competition.

>>5334388
Huh, I'm doing my phd in physics at the moment. Have you thought about doing a masters if you're not sure?

>>5334400
at least you're cute

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>>5334396
I thought it was lainanon too, but it's a different person.

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>>5334345
Just saying..even my mom tells me constantly i look handsome and like her aunts hubby when he was young. She knows what im about too so shes just being honest.
But Ill stop, dont want to be like that. Know how annoying it is x:
>>5334356
Okie thanks i guess
>>5334396
Not lainanon!

>>5334407
i'm not tho

>>5334401
but im not im just like

>>5334387
make/grow your own. Shrooms and weed are cheap and easy start up.

You could sell some and get the materials to make the funner stuff...or just buy them.

But I would recommend juggling the more addictive stuff like opiates. Maybe spend a week eating but then switch over to a different class so you dopercocetsn't get addicted.

I mean obviously none of this is good for you but anything is better than not existing imo.

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>>5334401

ur daft

>>5334298
Your professor wants to fuck you in your girlhole.

>>5334415
Is that your attempt at communicating here? I hope you fall into an open sewer in your best outing dress you canine teethed bitch.

I WANT TO FUCK UFUFU SO FUCKING BADLY

>>5334411
Its not like moms have ever been known to discourage their children from doing something they disprove of through not so subtle tactics like that right? Its especially unheard of here.

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>>5334284
really it's fine, I was just overthinking it

>>5334299
I guess it's just a combination of the fact that my parents haven't talked to me in a year and I haven't really made any close friends since I moved out of the city

>>5334418
>switch over to a different class so you dopercocetsn't get addicted.

Yep. I submitted that.

>>5334426
bby pls

>>5334409
>>5334411

Aww, sad

>>5334433
I bet lainanon is actually a cutie too

I personally dont like muslims just my opinion do not take it personally

>>5334442
>not bowing down to muslim dick

Literally helping ISIS.

>>5334439
Probably, I still want to cuddle her.

>>5334425
Boys don't have girlholes silly

>>5334449
shut the fuck up you stupid ape

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>>5334451
How much love do you need Elanna!

>>5334442
no one sane does. they're even below trannies on the fucked up scale.

>>5334460
why are you pretending to be rawr?

>>5334418
>>5334431

Be my gf?

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>>5334442
Deus Vult?

>>5334451
you'd take any human contact you can get. it's understandable, no one wants to be around you.

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>>5334430
>moved out of the city
have you tried wearing less and going out more?
but seriously, that sounds hard. hope it gets better

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>>5334466
A lot, I'm pretty lonely.

>>5334469
what?
>>5334468
i agree
>>5334473
yes

>>5334477
i didn't mind you before, but you're annoying with all this attention fishing desu

>>5334430
please never post pictures of yourself again

THANKS

>>5334480
you're not rawr, you're yume

>>5334487
Phony rawr

>>5334490
not me lol

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>>5334477
But everyone here loves you! Surely theres someone in Canada to get your cuddle fill from.

>>5334480
Actually, why the fuck do a shit-ton of trannies on the internet express support to Muslims? Aren't they more interested in beating us to death?

>>5334477
Can I make you unlonely?

>>5334490
Yume joined ISIS

>>5334430
>>5334476

>have you tried wearing less and going out more?
SCREAMMMMINGGGG

i totally get it tho! i mean you just need to either put yourself out there, or maybe try to live somewhere else :/ i don't really have any close friends where i live either, but that's why i'm getting the fuck out of here.

>>5334487
>>5334495
stop samefagging with dropped trip yume

>>5334477
But what about me?

>>5334496
Canada's a big place.

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>>5334499
because islam WILL dominate the world

im just siding with the winning side

>>5334500
when are you moving?

>>5334511
For you.

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>>5334512
Keep on dreaming Kebab

>>5334477
for a good reason. you're a cunt.

>>5334496
Not in Edmonton ;~;

>>5334499
I-if you lived here I would say yes in a heartbeat.

>>5334504
I would cuddle you too ;~;

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>>5334500
I guarantee you'll find quality if life greatly improved once you get as far away from Philly as possible.

>>5334476
>>5334500
we're planning on getting an apartment closer to civilization soon, but it's just not gonna be soon enough
it's hard for me to put myself out there where we live now, I don't drive and there isn't anywhere I can walk to where I can meet peeps

idk, it's just been a really hard adjustment going from living in a big city with everything in it that I can just walk to whenever I want, to living in the sticks

I want to cuddle the fuck out of you elanna

dont listen to the h8rs

>>5334477
I'm sorry that you're lonely.
Maybe I could be your girlfriend tonight?