Gay General: Cowboy Santa Edition

I don't celebrate christmas.

fucking stupid ass tranny mods can't even recognize that it was fabric and not an actual asshole

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>>5319573
[DISGUST]

Mod hates fags. =/

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Bussy

Snuggles

>>5319573

I just want all the boys and girls of the world to be happy.

And maybe a ride on Santa's sleigh wouldn't hurt either. LOL.

>>5319594
well, at least you can't say "there are no mods for /lgbt/"

I hope you're happy, mods. This is way we have to look at for the next 3-6 hours now.

How do we go about reporting these fucking tranny jannies?

>>5319577
he was my best friend in high school.
i remember him coming out to me. i was like the first person who wasn't family that he told and my reaction was soooo homophobic because i was in denial.
now here i am... being a huge faggot.
i cried for days and apologized to him over and over but things weren't quite the same after that.
Honestly he's probably the most amazing person I know. ;~;

>>5319576
yeah my complexion is pretty great right now. It sucks. i need to become more hardened and maybe bearded.

>>5319614

That's so cute.

Also, no beards. None of it. Nein.

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>>5319611
>>5319590
awwww anons... cum give me sum daddy beard snugglz :D>

>>5319621

When the question is beards the answer is always yes you dumb slut

>>5319630
this tbqh m8

>>5319630

No.

Beards on young gay guys is some tryhard bullshit. Which is ironic because all straight guys have to do to go that direction is be lazy and clueless.

I speak for the trees.

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>>5319614
>Bearded Boog
>Boog calling out based tranny janny overlords
LMAO.

>>5319626
Stop that.

>>5319614
Aw honey.
>>5319636
No, no beard but could totally see a more muscular grizzled you looking qt as heck.

>>5319638

No it's great

shut your dickholster

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>>5319630
Senpai knows the answer

>>5319648

Maybe when you stop being wrong about everything. Or maybe when I grow a beard and no longer have dicks flying in my face.

>>5319663

You're damn right

>>5319697

Tranny pls go

>>5319712
I have never seen a good looking man with a beard and the ones that have one here are tryhards.

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>tfw never star as Gaspare di Jenno in the eventual remake of Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom
>tfw never be the Duke's favorite
>tfw never submit to all the Duke's punishments
>tfw never escape with my life in the end

>>5319720

Tranny pls go goes for you too

>>5319712

I'm actually really manly and badass.

>>5319721

That's another one I need to see. I've got a soft spot for that sort of thing.

OK, can some who is /fa/ tell me what a "shane" haircut is? >>5319595

Gaygen, do I either:

1) Shitpost and browse /v/ until I fall asleep
2) Play Fallout 4

Doing class work is not an option, fuck you.

>>5319736

I looked it up and apparently it refers to Shane from the L Word.

>>5319735
it's pretty good tbqh. i love it because i don't think big budget faux smut has ever been done better...
tbqh though i'm not that far along in the criterion collection yet. there might be better out there. ;~;

>>5319744

3) put things in your butt

>>5319756
Bf isn't here so no. That'll have to wait.

>>5319758

>not training your bussy so it's always ready for him

What kind of boyfriend are you

>>5319754
ah ok. 1970s Keith Richards hair.

>>5319770
A straight one. Nigga unless you want to buy me some dildos, I ain't do shit. That said, my bussy tight af and he likes that way. Sorry y'all be prolapsing.

Fallout 4 it is.

>>5319770
Senpai always knows the answer >>5319758

I am really lonely and paranoid.
I just want to be left alone.

>>5319755

I've heard it gets pretty into it, too.

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>>5319781
anon-san do you need a hug?

>>5319776

>straight

ew

>tight af

double ew

>>5319793
well yeah it's faux smut.
have you ever seen The Counselor?
I think smut is almost unbearable when it's implied and not shown.
Seeing it, at least for me is pretty whatever.
But I have fantasies about being sold into sex trafficking and i'm romanticizing the whole thing way too much.

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>>5319776
>A straight one
huh?

>>5319798
yeah...
im just reflecting and learning what I did wrong.
picking up different things reverting to my older ways but wiser since I feel like I lost some of my wisdom.
reading a bunch of books about ghosts.
its just aazing how far you can spiral down and how one or two mistakes can leave you fucked up.

now its time to reflect and learn how to not make those mistakes.

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>>5319820
ayy

>>5319800
You didn't deny that you're not prolapsing. Pic related.

>>5319811
>well yeah it's faux smut.

Doesn't it have like shit-eating and stuff, though?

Not seen The Counselor.
Tell me about it.

I think I've only seen the one about that Czech prostitute. Not sure about the budget, though.

>>5319638
I just like facial hair and dislike shaving. How is that try hard? Also I'm ugly as sin so the more of my mug covered up the better.

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>>5319828

Top master race lad

Tight af bp is overrated

i want nuggies but all the local fast food places are closed by now
hold me, /gg/ ;_;

>>5319840

How horrible

Nuggies are gross tho so perhaps it's for the best

>>5319832
the original story was scribbled onto a couple sheets of toilet paper in a jail cell iirc. this guy just wanted to write the grossest story he could.
so yeah... it's gross in some scenes. you should still watch it.

The Counselor is about a lawyer who decides to do a job for the Mexican cartel and it goes bad.
If you like Cormac McCarthy, you'll like The Counselor.

>>5319840
>tfw no nuggies

>>5319840
>he doesn't have foster farms cooked chicken nuggets

Missing out senpai.

>>5319838
It's actually not. In the slightest.

>>5319853

Babby weiner detected desu :^)

>>5319850

No, no. I was just mentioning that 'cuz you were talking about withholding or subtlety or something.

Oh wait. Is The Counselor the movie where the guy gets that thing around his neck and it chops his fingers and head off via pressure? Is it faux-smut as well? Only Cormac McCarthy flick I've seen was... well, you might be able to guess.

I'm not sure about The Counselor if it's the one I'm thinking. My main memory of it is this time that year when this guy came to my work and said I reminded him of Brad Pitt in that movie, and he proceeded to describe the scene while looking at me.

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>>5319874
Silly, Kouhai. You were meant to quote the post above that one :^]

>>5319877
Yeah that's the Counselor. No it's not a smut film. But it talks about smut a lot and like the importance of smut and it implies heavily that one of the characters stars in a smut film towards the end.
It shook me up pretty good because throughout the movie they hype up these smut films. Hype up how awful they are. And then you see this headless body get dumbed into garbage dump...
spoooooky.
And lol you have a southern accent yeah?
Brad Pitt was ok in that movie.

>>5319874
>I'm so prolapsed I need 9 inch cocks to satisfy me!

This argument is literally moot since I'm slim bottom with a 6 in dick. What's the point of me being hung when I won't use it?

Check-fucking-mated.

>>5319882

Epic bantz desu

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>>5319887
ty ty
Been practicing.

>>5319886

Ok so you've never felt the glory that is slightly sloppy boypussy then

Your poor bf

>>5319890
>used goods
Gross.

Still checkmated bruh. You lost.

>>5319884
>And lol you have a southern accent yeah?

I can if you want me to.

>>5319893

Your butthole is used goods unless you're a virgin and virgin bottoms are no good so I mean

my dick is 5.65 inches.

can i round that up and say "its about 6 inches"?

So I have been trying to prank call Coast to Coast lately because I want to namedrop all of you.
You people are scary as fuck and you're all ghosts and demons out to get me.
All humans try to hurt me.

>>5319922
this isn't hand grenades, son. you got a 5.5 and that's ok. you're average. deal with it. it could be worse.

>>5319922
No.

>>5319904
Actually used goods for a woman refers to her flappy old loose vagina, which is no different for homos.

>>5319840

WTF is a "nuggie"?

>>5319922
That's pretty much exactly average, so no sweat

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>>5319925

Man, is George Noory still hosting?
Give him a shoutout. I am legitimately a demon from hell and I have Art Bell's descended soul in my underwear drawer. PS, Satan made me gay 666

>>5319927
yeah, i mean could you imagine being under 5 inches, shit...

>>5319922
You're a bitch kill yourself

>>5319936
chicken nuggets, of course! i truly pity those who do not know of the humble nugg

>>5319922

Literally everyone already knows that "about 6 inches" means 5.5 or less

>>5319932

lol no it doesn't

are you just being silly on purpose now

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>>5319922
Just short enough for me to tease, without looking completely pathetic tbqh. ;]

Send yourself this way, qt.

>tfw santa will never give you life fulfilment and happiness for Christmas

That's why, traditionally, i wake up at midday and start drinking on christmas day

>>5319948

so whats the most diplomatic way to say it?

"its a bit above average", maybe?

>tfw freidns start joking about putting random objects up my anus
>boner.jpg
fuck i hate being gay sometimes

>>5319964

>5.65"
>a bit above average

bruh...

>>5319941
Kill yourself

>>5319969

The average for a caucasian in the UK is 5.1 inches apparently. all the old studies saying it was about 5.5 or so were based on selfreported data and are wrong.

and yes, i am insecure enough to have looked that up

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>>5319941

>>5319968
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeuSwoXxRbs

>>5319976

i thought you were straight + trans or something

>>5319972

Yeah just say you're average

Literally no one will believe you when you try to tell them that

And they'll all think you're kidding yourself when you say you're above average

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>>5319946
>>5319936

>>5319972
Tfw no tiny babydick bf to reaffirm my wounded masculinity

What's the point in having a 7.5 inch dick if i cant mock everyone else's

>>5319986
that would make him/her/xir a transbian

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>>5319972
>tfw just over 6"

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>>5319986
do you believe everything you hear?

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>>5319990
>>5319993

o-ok

thats fine

>>5319998
pls recreate picture

for important research purposes

>tfw almost on air on coast to coast
>going to namedrop
>hopefully i dont drop my spagettti like i did on /sp/
>literally called 90 times

your trips are going to be namedropped on coast to coast.

>>5320007
dafuq is coast to coast

>>5320004
come over here and i'll recreate it just for you bb.

>>5319977
bad ass
>>5319993
so u can post it online here obviously

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>>5319996

>always thought i was 6.2, was happy + confident
>remeasured yesterday, actually 5.7 inches
>now insecure + unhappy

ignorance is bliss

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A guy I was with tried to fist me, I stopped him once he had 5 fingers in.
Is my tightness ruined now?

>>5319998

Is that a transbian?

>>5320010

Shut up you piece of shit.

>>5320007

Tell Noory that I have been contacted many times by Adramelech.

>>5320018
You probably just weren't hard enough at the time desu. Mine changes like an inch from "omg diamonds" to "casual daily fap"

>>5320019

nah, asses are resilient. it will tighten up, just give it a break for a week or so.

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>>5320021

>>5320019
yeah
better go buy some diapers now before your next bowel movement

>>5320021
not sure what it is. but I think they look cool.

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>>5320018
I'll let you in on a secret:
Penis size is overrated.
5.7 inches is pretty good anon, the only people who will say no are size queens, and they are so loose you can stick both your hands in and clap.
I've had great sex with someone your size, and terrible sex with 7.8 inch fag

>>5320030

oh im not interested in topping

its just for aesthetic purposes, you know

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>>5320015
Welp, seems i have no other choice...
>>5319999
Hey baby i like your quads, what do you say we go to my place, i'll make dinner, get some nice wine, music, maybe laugh at your penis

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>>5320039

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>>5319998
>face says girl
>tits say girl
>torso says boy

>tfw in my heart I know that I am a trans sub
>know that I am one of the best subs ever because thats what I really am
>hide it with masculinity even though I am on the inside extremely sub
>tfw masochist and have the mind of a 14 year old girl stuck in a mans body.
>pretended to be a dom for so long I am now an ugly dom instead of a cutey sub trans girl that I know that I am

I just want to be a subby bitch but I choose to be a man since its a dying art and more respectable.

>>5320019
if someone tried to fist me i would slap him nj
cant let mans just disrespect u like that
>>5320048
wtf

>>5320048
That's... Not really a gaygen problem is it.

>>mtfg

>>5320048

maki pls
>>/mtfg/

>>5320048
fuck off to mtfg then you tranny piece of shit

>>5320007

Hey mofo have you gotten through yet?
I've got beef with this prick for exposing the shadow people. They are hellslaves, sent to Earth to corrupt humanity.

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In love with my flatmate

>>5320048
loool what
p sure 14 yr old girls only think about how much they want to kill everyone they know and/or horses

>>5320048
maki you were never a qt twink
you couldnt ever be a qt twink or a girl
drop this shit

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>>5320058
>only person that gets mad

Y-You don't have to prove anything

>>5320072
I know... I just get irritated by all the tranny talk. why do we have to see it in our containment general all the time?

>>5320058
booger pls no bully

it's unbecoming, dear.

>>5320061
Wtf is with the nosebleed thing it's so fucking autistic

>>5320072

Shut up, Niq. You're a tranny too.
Trannies, the lot of you!

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>>5320048
what

>>5320074
Tell me about it lol

Happens a lot on the TC too.

>>5320076

when i go for a 3rm on deadlifts sometimes i pop a nosebleed after the first two pulls. maybe thats what happening?

it would explain the sweat also.

>>5320076
Japanese have really high blood pressure so any spike from getting all randy causes their noses to burst open

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>>5320061
I'm getting an apartment with 5 new roommates next year.
>tfw possibility of living with 5 qt bois

>>5320075
i'm sorry troob. ;~; you're right. my bad.

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>>5320077
Y-You too senpai ~

God damnit. I need updates on Coast to Coast. I tried to tune in, but got some other fucking stations. Just now listening online. Did I miss it?

>>5320091
It's over so I coudlnt do it...ill try tommorow.

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>>5320077

>>5320091
>>5320099

what is coast to coast. The only such thing I know of was hosted by Space Ghost.

>>5320099

Ah, you fucking bastard. Ok, you'd better.

>>5320088
theyre gonna be like 4 of the ugliest people you've ever seen and then a cute guy who smells like he just bathed in a mixture of cat piss and vomit

>>5320104
+ 1 can confirm

>>5320101
I love you.

>>5320061
Story behind pic?
Also iktf bro

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>>5320112

>>5320104
They'll probably be filthy chinks, but I see qt guys living on campus all the time. I might get lucky. Don't be so pessimistic, beautiful.

>>5320104
In a flat with 6 other guys and only 2 of them are hot

>>5320114
forgot trip. man this is hard

Ugh, I pulled an all nighter last night, it is now 1:19 AM, and I can't pull myself away from the computer. I need help.

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>>5320113
Dunno what the pic is about
Just saved loads

>>5320119
how awful

>>5320116
they all have bfs probably who love them

>>5320132
>how awful
1 of them is straight and the other hates me

>>5320101

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSs2C4WMcaU

>>5320114
>>5320126
>tfw never take care of troob while he's tired from studies and worn out

>>5320136
<3

>>5320063
>>5320055
>>5320080
>>5320051
>>5320062
>>5320063
But that's all that I think about is killing others and myself. I am emotional I am a girl on the inside and always have been.
I literally used to get free meals from places because of how pathetic I looked and when I was fifteen older men always sexually harassed me because of how cute and helpless I looked. It was a horrible feeling but I miss it. I had people cheat on their spouses just because of how good of a femfag I was. I just want to be a wimpy sub again but I can't.

>>5320058
I like getting bullied I am such a useless piece of shit. Will you cum on my face and punch me?
Sometimes I wish a cock was in me than someone punchs my neck so my anus gets tighter.

do you
a live within the uk
b smoke weed + chill
c qt
h m u <33

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>>5320132
Sad man, pls. I'll give you a fierce irl makeover one day. You'll look just like the pictures.
Chin up, yeah?

>>5320140
we should meet up and ill let you ban someone on tinychat itll be fun

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>>5320139

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>>5320139
hold me back gaygen. i'm gonna bully him. hold me back m8s.

>>5320140
No
DUDE WEED LMAO Xd
Yes
No

>>5320140

a and c

ive never done drugs except alcohol before

>>5320145
booger no he's just a boy

girl?

ah shit

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>>5320139
>mfw this is just an ugly guy
>mfw always been an ugly guy
>mfw he just has a fetish and wishes he was a qt femboy turning straight guys
>mfw this guy's posts are straight out of Boku no Pico

>>5320145
Pls <3
I really am a masochist disguised as a dom just bully me like the beta bitch that I am.
Stick your cock inside me and choke me and reacharound me and slap my ass. Touch my chest and make me feel less than you...I am so useless that even booger makes me look like a bitch....
I want your cum to drip from my face and you smack me and you cum drips on my cock thats all red because you emasculated me by squeezing me.

>>5320154
I am ugly yes.

>>5320151
im useless

>>5320145

Go hit him.
Sock it to him. Sock it!

>>5320139

Post butthole

>>5320142
i would just ban everyone bc tinychat is for faggots
>>5320146
>>5320149
if u dont meet the necessary three criteria then just dont reply t b h
wasting both our time

>>5320168
I exceed the criteria but I have somewhere between mild to extreme severe autism, can I apply?

>>5320168
Senpai you sound kinda ugly tbqh anyway. Why would I want a lazy stoner bf?

>>5320172
He's not that ugly he's just asian

>>5320175
ayyyyyy

>>5320175

He's a handsome young octopus.

I'm worried about the smell from buttsex. Is there anything I can do about it? I'll clean obviously but will just water do it?

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>>5320189
Burn some incense.

>>5320189
Woah, weird. As a pathetic virgin this is something I never thought about.

I just assumed that if you're clean it won't smell...is that true?

>>5320195
alright virgin babies you listen to mama booger. you get some gun oil because it's best lube and you mix in a little vanilla extract and you cleaned out boypussy is just gonna be even sweeter, babycakes.

>>5320170
i am also fairly autistic t b h
>>5320172
precisely
we wouldnt get along bc ur a boring cunt
>>5320175
true

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>>5320195
>>5320196
Don't listen to Boog, she's clearly a top and has no idea what she's talking about.

>>5320196
>vanilla extract

Use as much as possible. Actually it should be more vanilla extract than gun oil.

>>5320200
>tfw bullyanon will never bully you irl and do lewd stuff to you

>>5320204
ummm no because too much and it could be offputting and stanky af.

>>5320207
>>5320204
>vanilla extract

What the fuck is the purpose of this?

>>5320212
smel gud

>>5320213
Screw this.

I want to smell like sweaty man sex with a hint of my bf's scent.

>>5320207

No, no.
Vanilla never stanks. Just buy bulk, get a 40 ounce of vanilla extract, just pour it right up there and only then will you be in a state fit for fucking.

>>5320212
to hide the probable booty stank
a bottom can clean out all they want. the chance of stank is still there.

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>>5320212
Bake bp cookies.

>>5320207
I'm not bullying, I just want you to be comfortable in your own skin.
:]

>>5320218
What does your bf smell like?

>>5320218
So you want to smell like shit?

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>>5320196
>>5320204
>vanilla extract
wat?

>>5320225
do...do you not know what vanilla extract is?

>these niggas aint heard of mama boogers secrets for amazing anal sex
mmmhmm and I thought you all was pros.

>>5320225

Do you even bake?

>>5320228
vanilla ice cream?

>>5320223
Like a man. That manly man scent.

>>5320224
No. It's anal sex with another man, who is hairy and is going to sweat. What do you think it's going to smell like?

Jesus I didn't know there are so many vaginas in here..

>>5320232
No it's basically pure vanilla flavor

You've really never heard of it? How old are you?

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>>5320236
too young.....
so.. what's it for?

>>5320239
baking and hiding ravenous booty stank ofc.

>>5320239
>too young.....

Aw shit nigga, ban time.

Anyone in favor say I.

>>5320239
bruv

>>5320243
>I
it's aye, you underage faggot.

>>5320247
booger no bully

but I agree

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>>5320247

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>tfw depression cycle ended
>tfw mania cycle didn't last so long and is winding down
>tfw as mania is cycling down straight interests rising

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>>5320235
>That manly man scent
Cute. I'm jelly.

>>5320247
Purely disrespectful. One of these days someone is going to hit you for being such a snarky cunt

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>>5320243
owh...... kay then

>>5320251
fuck off you whiteknight faggot.

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>>5320257

ilu2 bb

>>5320254
i'd like it to be you m-maybe

>>5320252
sorry.

>>5320251
;~~; i'm tired... i'm just like overstressed is all. i'm fine m8.

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>>5320247
ty booger senpai

>>5320247
Is it actually aye?

>>5320269
Aye, it is.

>>5320271

Nay. 'Tis I.

>>5320267
this thread is testing me m8s. troob hold me back.

>>5320261
Lmao why you apologizing senpai.

>>5320254
It's seriously one of the best scents ever.

>spent up to 8 weeks not seeing bf
>finally get to see him after his work trip
>he's tall, my head is goes up to his chest
>unbutton his shirt
>reveal his furry chest
>breathe in that familiar smell
>feel calm and at peace
>also hella horny

>>5320269
Yeah it is, meanwhile some people confuse hear, hear with here, here.

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>>5320261
Back off, I'm mathc4mathc. Don't make me send you back into the tranny asylum, like I did to Circe.

>>5320267
Eww.

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i need a dick in me, but at the same time they scare me and im too afraid to actually do anything about it

help

>>5320267
Cute picture

>>5320277
find yr center brah

>>5320276
rong

>>5320276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTQfGd3G6dg

>>5320282
why would you hurt circe? she's like an angel.

>>5320286
the only thing worth fearing is fear itself.

So I believe that after I die im going to be in world of my greatest fantasies.

When I tell people to kill themselves or to die that's such a great compliment.

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>this fucking video on xtube

HOLY SHIT. This is so fucking disgusting as hell.

>>5320300

linky

>>5320294

what does that even mean

>>5320303
that nothing is worth fearing but the fear you have and it's power over you.

>tfw eight hour work days to create a tulpa boyfriend

>>5320310

but i do have fear, so youre saying i should be afraid?

or that i should be even more afraid than before?

>>5320313
>tulpa

>>>/trash/

This general can only take so much delusion, and we're already filling that quota with delusions of masculinity.

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>>5320280
mmmm. Did you motorboat those fuzzy tiddies?
I had a teacher in hs who had this really nice scent. Just that slight musk that men get, mixed with a little cologne.
It drove me crazy when he'd come over to my desk to help me out with something.
Also had a tendency to wear tight suit pants.

>>5320294
Because it was fun.
He's pure evil, don't be fooled.

>>5320314
the only thing you should be afraid of is that you are afraid. you shouldn't be afraid about a dick going into your soft, lubricated anus. you should be afraid that you allow fear to stop you from getting what you want.

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>>5320318

i thought you didnt like "fatties"?
:3c

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>>5320321

Penises are worth fearing.

>>5320321

but i dont know if i want it or not because i am so scared of it. plus i dont want people to think im a degenerate :c

>>5320327
you need to maybe try out some self-reflection exercises or something if you are having such a difficult time figuring out what it is you desire. especially when it comes to such a basic level like sex.
forming an identity is what your adolescence and twenties are all about. if you don't have yourself figure out by the time you get into your 30's, on at least a basic level, you're probably going to get depressed.

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>>5320323
D-don't be ridiculous, o-of course I hate fatties.

DELETE THAT PICTURE NOW.

>>5320334
slipping a little, are we bully-kun?

>tfw already used my smug Shinoa pic

>>5320323
oh jesus, that picture

>>5320323
>ywn have a bf like this
i'm just going to sleep on these feels and hopefully dream about snuggling up to a body like that...

>>5320332

what are selfreflection exercises?

>>5320334
>>5320318
You know, my bf is a "fattie" :3

But yeah you know what I'm saying, nah mean? Imagine that, but only you get to fuck the teacher. That type of smell is what drives me crazy about the bf.

Which trip would you kill?

>>5320345

why do you insist on deliberately lowering the level of discourse with metadrama? whats the point?

>>5320345
none, because killing is wrong and all of the trips are probably nice people, even if they don't always show it :3

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>>5320337
SH-SHUT UP.
Tranny jannies pls, shut this thread down!

>>5320344
I wanted to cum on that teachers butt while he was bending over a desk, he unbelievably hot. Something about male teachers is just super attractive.

>>5320345
All of the above.

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>>5320334

hey, psst
anon

>>5320343
make a private video diary. speak openly about your thoughts on things currently happening to you, people in your life, ides you have had, plans you want to make etc.
when these things are spoken and you're forced to organize all of these thoughts, you find yourself a bit more put together. you'll most likely develop a better sense of self. you'll be more organized mentally. do this about 15-30 minutes everyday instead of spending time here.

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ur all boring

>>5320354

do you do this?

arent you scared of someone finding it?

>>5320352
what movie is that?

>>5320360
you sound a little paranoid, anon. do you have a private personal computer? do you live alone? in a good neighborhood? maybe you could try deleting the videos after as a way of saying everything is temporary, like a mandala.

>>5320352

Haha.

Anybody else here wish Queen of Jordan was a real show?

>>5320366
Not him but that's an edit.

>>5320357
I can start crazy posting my insane thoughts again like I do nightly.

r8 poem

>>5320394
Are you black?

>>5320395

um, no?

>>5320394
wow this is reminding me too much of my depressed edgy teen years and I'm feeling really triggered rn

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>>5320397
Me 2.

Too bad the only difference between those years and these ones is that I'm no longer a teen, or just pretending to be depressed.
:'[
///

>>5320397

sorry

>>5320397
same tbqh
I found my myspace a couple months ago.
fucked me up so good. still cringing.

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Jesus christ time flies when you're shitposting on four different boards at once.

I should really go to bed so I can recover...

>>5320402
>I'm no longer a teen, or just pretending to be depressed.
same, tho I'm pretty sure I was actually depressed even as a teen. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>5320394
emotional t b h..crying r n
u could bc a rapper

>>5320404
>feeling embarrassment
looool

>>5320404

Myspace was a beautiful time. Be proud.

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>>5320409
>I'm pretty sure I was actually depressed even as a teen
Well, yeah, but not during my actual emo phase. That happened more around 16-18 and has followed me through to my 20s.

>>5320413
Hey, gorgeous.

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>>5320404
I discovered MySpace like a month before I discovered Facebook, so it's all right there for me. Sometimes they even dredge up shit from six years ago and show it to me in my feed. It makes me want to die.

>>5320419
hello
how are you

>post my face in a /soc/ match up thread
>get matched with a girl
alright bois i'm going full gay soon.
gonna fan these flames.
how do I go about it family?

>>5320415
lol no it was awful.

>>5320420
I was one of those that held onto not getting a facebook until it was too late.

>>5320413
y u do dis?

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are we talking cringe?

in highschool i wrote a love letter to my best friend and i literally cannot remember what happened to it due to anxiety-induced amnesia.

its entirely possible i gave it to him, and if i did then death is my only option.

it is BAD. oh god. have a sample. SHIT.

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT I CANT BELIEVE I DID THIS SHIT. FUCKK

>>5320430

Oh man, that is some grade A organic homegrown cringe right there.

All mine is just being a neckbeared memester on facebook. I'm lucky in that respect.

>>5320427
transbian shitposters pls gtfo my gaygen

>>5320427

Don't know what you've got 'til it's gone.
There just isn't any kind of customizable social network that big, now. Facebook is utter shit for code kiddie stuff. Better for music, too, back then... ironically before they completely scrapped the social network aspect for a "music site."

Oh, and yeah. That fashion was great.

>>5320427
You could put a bullet in your head and maybe you'll come back as less of a gender bending freak.

>>5320435
rude tbH

>>5320434
>2015
>social networking for fun
social networking should only be used for business.
it's too risky these days having something up like that even with the privacy settings these sites supposedly enforce.
plus tumblr is much more customizable than myspace ever was.

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>>5320430
My friends would have just assumed I was joking if I gave them that.

>>5320434
>customizable social network
Oh god, the customization. Make it stop.
MySpace wasn't really as big here as it was in America. We had a different social media site that was also wrecked by Kikebook and Twitter.

>>5320438
Its funny how you say that yet you're on 4chan showing everyone your small cock.

>>5320437
whiteknight faggot ass

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>>5320432
>>5320439

its 2 pages long...

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>>5320442
ilu2

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>>5320437
I finally figured out who you remind me of, that guy that always gets typecast as "the gay guy" in small roles.

>>5320441
maki posted those...

>>5320448
...ow

I'm not a flamer or anything though. I'm pretty subdued usually.

And my hairline isn't that receded, jerk.

>>5320430
Bro, we've all been there at some point, whether some people like to admit or not. You cringe, you learn, you move on. Best not to dwell on something in the past when you can take advantage of this and not make the same mistake in the future.

>>5320438
>plus tumblr is much more customizable than myspace ever was.

Since when?
Tumblr is so much more geared towards blogging functionally. Even if it were as customizable as Myspace, it seems like it would lack so many of the basic built in extra features that it really wouldn't even come close. Also their video player is shit.

And yeah, that's what I'm saying. Social networking now is shit. Before you could use it for business AND amusement. Today it's some policia bullshit. Pure waste of potential.

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>>5320454
>And my hairline isn't that receded
Gurl, who are you kidding?

>>5320451
How would he have gotten the pictures if it was in the Skype group?
Feelgood scarf anon or whatever admitted to being the one bullying you that night.

>>5320457
Oyeah, to add to that.

I seriously doubt anyone would find these "love letters" not flattering (outside of the closet cases, I guess), so if anything, sending someone a message of this nature is a win-win. You get to truly know whether they reciprocate and they get that knowledge that someone truly cares for him, regardless of how "cringey" a message is.

It's definitely the best thing you could do at the time given the circumstances of your situation, so don't beat yourself up over it.

>>5320462
No one asked you bully-kun

>gurl
fag

>>5320463
dude that wasn't me. obviously I know who could have shared it.
fuck off maki.

>>5320140
>A
Yes
>B
Yes
>C
Yes

Hint hint...

>>5320464
if i liked someone and they sent me a cringey love letter i'd stop liking them

>>5320467
Im not even maki i just like the truth.

Who do you think did it?

>>5320475
>implying anyone would like y ou

>>5320458
you can literally do whatever you want with your page. the html bs is fully customizable. myspace just let you move shit around and put up wallpaper.
I've been on some crazy ass tumblrs. every myspace looked the same except they had different patterns and different utilities up in different positions.
and even the blogging itself can make your page unique. how those posts show up on your blog too.
I saw one tumblr where you'd scroll and the posts would just chaotically spin across the page and it would rotate like that with the latest 25 posts.
some artist tumblr shit is fucking dooooope.

>>5320475
can you afford to do that, hon? really?

>>5320480
>>5320483
then consider it a testament to how horrifically cringey something like that is

>>5320478
I already said I don't give a fuck so I don't really care. id probably share a similar pic with you fucks eventually anyway. i'm an exhibitionist like that.

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>>5320466
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09g7rS6DQWT

Rolling my eyes rn, kween. You will never hurt me. :]

>>5320478
>Im not even maki
He likes to say that.

>>5320475
O-ok. I was working really hard on this, but oh well..

>>5320482
myspace was just the geocities of the naughties.

>>5320490
yup, pretty much.

>>5320487
[Challenge accepted]

>>5320463

i didnt admit anything like that, wtf

thats a lie

>>5320482
>you can literally do whatever you want with your page. the html bs is fully customizable. myspace just let you move shit around and put up wallpaper.

No way. I'm pretty sure I've had more harmless scripts canceled in Tumblr than I ever did on Myspace. Maybe I did it wrong. I haven't seen Tumblr pages with functional chatboxes or any of that sort of thing, but maybe I missed that, too.

>I saw one tumblr where you'd scroll and the posts would just chaotically spin across the page and it would rotate like that with the latest 25 posts.

But that's retarded, though. What even is the base purpose of that? It's a fucking retarded spinning blog, now matter how you package it it's not a replacement for a site with more inherent potential where you can do everything EXCEPT spinning shit around for no reason.

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>>5320495
I'll just assume you're taking it out on me because you're upset about that retreating hairline of yours.
It's okay, qt. Happens to the best of us. Not me though, all the men in my family have a full head of thick hair.

>>5320510
Gross dark hair tbH

>>5320486
it was maki then.

>>5320505
>Tumblr pages with functional chatboxes
you can message users on tumblr now. just updates like a couple days ago. your dashboard has a chatbox and you can message users from their blog.
you can also reblog posts as a back and forth for conversation and you can <3 posts.
lots of chat features tbqh.

>It's a fucking retarded spinning blog
and myspace is a retarded plain webpage with no actual "blog feature" outside of the status update thing they added to compete with facebook.
you can have music on your blog like myspace had music on your page.
you can have a profile picture up. you can have multiple pages on your blogs loaded with whatever information you want. you have a directory for posts if you want to take the time to tag them. you can fuck with a ton of shit.
tbqh I don't even know why we're arguing about this.
how are we going to function as ple if we can't even agree on social networking sites and their levels of customizability.

>>5320523
that was supposed to say as a couple. I'm like on my phone and its hitting my face I'm so tired.

So what happened to SP and Jupp? They were posting on sunday, but suddenly all of their posts got deleted and they have not been seen since.

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>>5320514
It's not that dark. I quite like it.
I prefer blondes and gingers, but I don't really care about my own hair colour.
Keep trying, qt. You're super cute when you're trying to bully.

>>5320532

maybe theyre on holiday
no need to get all dramatic + paranoid

>>5320532
Bob Saget raped and killed them.

>>5320540

god you think youre a real Demosthenes, dont you?

stop avatarfagging, its against the rules

>>5320538
I'm an erotomaniac, those are my only personality traits.

>>5320543
>implying tranny jannies do anything but troll us.
they even deleted my gay gen: tranny janny edition thread.

>>5320534
Oh, I didn't know you were a girl. Sorry but I'm gay, but I'm flattered you think I'm cute

>>5320534
>>5320534
>>5320534
>>5320534
grease city

>>5320543
I never even thought about reporting him.

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>>5320547
Are you into femdom? I can play along if you want, but people tend to get triggered when I erp.

>>5320548
Hair product, qt. Keep trying to bully, it's fun to have the tables turn every now and then.

>>5320543
It is? Why hasn't Maki been banned because of it?

>>5320553
that pedophilia support jewelry.

>>5320523
>you can message users on tumblr now.

I didn't miss that. But it's stupid because it's a blog site. I don't want Tumblr to be a decent social network, and if they tried they'd probably fail. Also it's not the same thing. I'm talking about public chatboxes and that sort of thing. Reblogging is a blog feature - you could do that kind of shit back when Myspace had blogs. Tumblr barely even has functional commenting, it's embarrassing. Trying to pass reblogging off as an equivalent to inserting livechats on yer vanity page is like trying to pass a Golliwog doll off as a Barbie.

>and myspace is a retarded plain webpage with no actual "blog feature" outside of the status update thing they added to compete with facebook.

Oh, no you didn't.
Myspace back when I'm talking about had bulletins and blogs. They scrapped that stuff and added the "Status" shit to compete with Facebook, and scrapped a lot of their customizability because Myspace, back when it was cool, was SO customizable that it people frequently designed their pages to install malware and hack other people's pages. So then they pretty much patched it to (maybe temporary) perfection and then said "fuck it, let's scrap HTML entirely and sell to some fuckwit from NSYNC." Justin deleted everybody's blogs personally.

>>5320553
you also have split ends
you are really gross

>>5320553
>tfw your bully calls someone else qt

Wait. Wtf is wrong with me

>>5320558
why do we have to argue about this????
why can't just suck your dick and we'll call it a day?

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>>5320562
Super cute. Keep going.
Are you going to give me a conditioning treatment next?
I hope that's not you, 5652. You know how I feel about hafu scum.

>>5320563
You're supposed to be bulling too, gurl. Don't break character.

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>>5320567

I'm angry, damnit!