Gay General: Who takes those photos? Edition

>>5316732
r u qt

>>5316740
>Seriously, who takes those pictures?
god, obviously

>mfw the previous thread got trips of threes
; ^ )

>>5316750
I posted my pic already. You're still talking to uglyanon.

>>5316740

Faghags and yaoi fangirls.

it's called a timer you stupid whore

>>5316753
yeah, I don't think I'd be into that

>>5316766
shut up worthless slut

>>5316756
ill be your bf if you let me domestic abuse you

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>>5316742
You weren't going to anyway.

>>5316753
LMAO, mate, can you even fuck something with that bendy ass dick? Like sticking a power drill through a mouse hole.

>>5316772

Choke on my cock you sloppy cumdump

>>5316766
>>5316772
>>5316779
ladies pls. >>>/mtfg/

>>5316779
do not touch me you diseased, rotting piece of flesh

>>5316753
>Would force myself on repeatedly before dumping your quivering bruised cum soaked body in the snow/10

Course, I'm horny enough to fuck anything with a pulse atm.

Not sure how to feel. Obviously that's disgusting, but you left me out.

>>5316775
You think you are stronger than me?

>>5316789
>>5316779
>>5316778
>>5316772
>>5316766
I just want you to know daddy loves you all very much

>>5316790
yes
i know krav maga i will fuck you up twinkboy

>>5316788

Gargle my thick seed you smelly jizzbucket

>>5316789

Go pump your AIDShole with a razor wire dildo

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>>5316801
Don't include me in their little spat.
I'm being civil atm, and I know my dad loves me vm.

>>5316778
>Like sticking a power drill through a mouse hole.

It's sort of like sticking a baseball bat through a block of cheese. But the baseball bat has a bend in it for no reason.

>>5316822
You never even posted fully hard pic to show it's straightens out when erect

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>>5316811
Every time you talk like this, you're always down on the floor with your ass up in the air like <pic related>. I can never take you seriously desu senpai.

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tfw no santa bf for christmas

>>5316824
no ;_: im pretty autistic
I kissed one grill in my life and only after she came onto me and kissed me

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>>5316822
Can you get government benefits for your grotesque deformity? I'm sure they'd just throw all the money at you if you flopped out that ghastly thing in the welfare office.
Try it.
Keep me updated on your progress, tham.

>>5316837
DELETE THIS.
Fatposting is forbidden.

>>5316840
No one ever kissed me. ;_;

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>>5316844
but santa can't be skinny

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>>5316845
haha luser

>>5316837
Would suck

>>5316837
i had a sex dream about santa one time

>>5316870
I'm kinda a hopeless Romantic.
I don't like bullying.

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>>5316876

>>5316879
well ill bully you anyway im an abusive boyfreind

>>5316882
i was young and still desperately virginal
i was good boy that year and he was bringing me dick for christmas

>>5316888
Just wipe the tears off my face, when you're done, cuddle with me and tell me you love me.

>>5316876
Y-you. You're okay sometimes lol

Sludgepuppy! faggot that brought up Limp Wrist here. I got busy at work and didn't get to respond but I have similar interests in music. You mentioned emo/pop punk. I like Modern Baseball a lot and bands like Basement, Set Your Goals

Would get you stoned irl
But not biblically

>>5316882
needs more body hair and less condoms

>>5316894
shut up and get me beer you dumb broad, why did i ever marry you

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>>5316898

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"please don't eat me. I'm also a living being."

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>>5316853
I guess.
My mum actually has a few skinny Santa decorations.
One has a string hanging from its crotch that you can pull to make his limbs flail.
P funny, would recommend.

>>5316876
Freak.

>>5316890
Cute.

>>5316924
Cute.

>>5316827
Go go magic corkscrew penis!
>http://imgur.com/a/09old

>>5316844
I'll try it out. Let you know how that works.

>>5316907
Are you by chance in Hungary?

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>>5316897
>only sometimes
wow rude
i <3 jawbreaker band of the year all years
pic related are my most fave albums, but i like all sorts of shit
no shame in pop music desu senpai

>>5316932
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iirDzMk5ysI

>>5316934
my dick turns a little too, but not to the extent yours does
i hear it's not /that/ uncommon

>>5316941
no im a refugee from syria and Hungary wont let me in ;_:

>>5316934
just one of your legs looks like it weighs as much as I do

>>5316948
picrelated 8/10

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>>5316924
Approved.

>>5316951
but you're white, sadfrog

(and a good christian, I hope?)

>>5316957
thank you Lisa

>>5316954
o wow thanks i usually
get lots of jokes desu

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>>5316958
>a good christian

>>5316958
>white
>christian
teehee

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>>5316958
im an untermensch

>tfw got home from work, sat down at the table, at passed out for 4 hours

now i dont have enough time to finish my essays + I missed the gym

Shit.

>>5316973
Well he's obviously white

>>5316948
>i hear it's not /that/ uncommon
I've only ever got complaints from gaygen.

>>5316954
>just one of your legs looks like it weighs as much as I do

It's possible, how much do you weigh?

>>5316974
Wanna come to church with me? :3

daily reminder that gays and women shouldn't eat meat.

>>5316980
100lbs

>>5316965
would listen to music with/10

>>5316740

This picture is cute.

I want to be the one on the inside.

>>5316980
maybe people just don't like you

>>5316979
do whites claim jews now?

>>5316986
jew wish i would

>>5316990
I'm at 195 now, so probably not. Maybe if I go overboard with the bulk.

>>5316995
>maybe people just don't like you
A distinct possibility.

>>5316948
>Carly Rae Jepsen
>Marina
>Blur
>Fall Out Boy
what are you gay or something

>>5316948
>Joyce Manor
>Coolest trip here

If you're into stick up kid, I might see them soon with the bf. Could be cool

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>>5317011
no guilt in my pleasures m8

>>5317034
aw thx
i dunno them
joyce manor played here a couple months ago but i'm too high anxiety friendless scumbag to go outside and whatnot

>>5317040
Saw them do a surprise set for Title Fight
Don't be a faggot, desu
Am nice

>>5317046
did i think you weren't nice?
i am a faggot tho
i never cared much for title fight in the olden days but i liked hyperview much much more than their other stuff

>>5317040
id go to a concert with you sludge
we can dance together and stuff

>>5316995
im not white?

>>5317062
you are white enough for me

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>mfw a small youtuber you liked to watch suddenly reveals that he has a terminal illness and will never make any more videos ever again

uh...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFr4AZYqsaU

>>5317052
there were only two or three times someone has seen me dance and the responses were "at least you tried" and "you need practice"
so i don't do that

>>5317062
i was always taught that jews are a distinct ethnic group that don't consider themselves white, but that might be an american thing b/c i know lots of people in america have different relations to their racial identity than others do abroad
but like, you'd know better than i would

I'm desperate for a hookup but Tinder seems broken and won't match me. What do?

>>5317094
old school cruising

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>>5317094
stop being ugly on tinder.

>>5317084
>you're gonna carry that weight
yeah cause you unloaded this heavy shit on me
that was sad, i hope he gets better, but it sounds like he's got a very good attitude about it all

>>5317085
>so i don't do that
im really sorry youve had a negative experience, but i dont think you should give up on it. im by no means a "good" dancer, but i still give it a go whenever i get the chance because it can be so fun. i wouldnt judge your dance skills :]]

>>5317121
I'm not familiar enough with the gay culture where I live to find these clubs and places.

>>5317094
>go on Tinder
>match with a couple cuties
>look through their profiles
>look at match list
>never talk to anyone

God dammit, how can social anxiety affect me even through an app!?

>>5317126
I used to get matches all the time. It's broken.
I'm not being shown to people.

>>5317081
post your butt

>>5317128
tbf i was also naked and fully shaven and being all ~*~uguu look how delicate and slutty i am~*~ so it isn't exactly how i'd dance in public but ya
i act a bit of a fool on my own in my room sometimes, especially to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc-P8oDuS0Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5Z5HFnvjyo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbOhQOfy55o

>>5317136
Damn you, you have the obligation to flirt with them, for the anons here who never talk to cuties

>>5317172
But what if I find out I'm undesirable

and if it comes from a qt it's even worse

>>5317136

>cuties
>on Tindr

seems unlikely

>>5317084
>Is lying and just whoring for donations

>>5317170
>come on eileen
hnng pls be my bf

>>5317181

his videos are nonmonetized, he doesnt accept donations.

>>5317191
L A
A

>>5317198
Then he's just whoring for attention.

>>5317210
brb buying plane ticket

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can someone b my frend pls

>>5317233

I wonder what you are like in real life

>>5317220
hmu when u get here bb

>>5317050
>>5317210

Well, if you want a Stoner bud. Am in LA

>>5317238
as annoying as you think

>>5317233
>>5317246
I want to calm you down with muh dick and cuddles.

>>5317233

thats a nice picture, man

>tfw musclepup
>tfw no musclecub/musclebear/muscledaddy bf

;_;

>>5317252

>doubt.jpg

prove it

>>5317177
Hmm, well if they lack the spontanity of beginning the conversation they lose a few worth it points in my opinion.
>Im contradicting myself
Dating apps are shitty, never take them personally anon. Love is rare, accept that. Who falls in love with you and who doesnt isn't very personal (in that it's your fault) if you're healthy and positive.

>>5317239
im that guy who saves all your pictures and shit btw, you probably shouldnt be encouraging me desu

>>5317233
I love that cute smug little eye of yours.

>>5317233

Thats a great picture to use as an avatar you know.

Gj

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>>5317266
you too

>>5317242
i don't smoke
or leave my house really
thanks though c:

>>5317263
which one? the "straight" guy who never gives me his skype?

>>5317252
Post pics. I could really use a lifting partner.

>>5317274

Whats your OHP?

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>>5317252
>tfw kind of musclechub

>>5317279
35kg

>>5317280
p-progress?
good job

>>5317279
Shitty. 145x3 this morning.

>>5317272
>>5317233
I want to kiss every last one of your freckles.

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>>5317285
>>5317285

sort of but im getting there lol

>1975
>not listening to this
COME ON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrvGZy3MGDs

>>5317280
>musclechub
>doesn't lift

>>5317272
we have similar eyes, except mine are a bit greener

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>>5317356
that is gud

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>>5317313
>implying i dont lift 200lb springs

never change gaygen.

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have some ass :3

fuck you tranny mods! :3c

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>Meet a new guy in my class
>He's kinda goofy in a cute way and funny
>See him at a party
>He looks like he's into me
>I play along and we sleep together
>He wants to see me again
>He was nice and all, so why not
>Tell him I only want sex, not more
>Sex is good, he really puts himself into it
>He seems to really like me
>He would do anything I say
>Always tells me how good-looking and hot I am
>Me: "thanks, lol"
>We meet a few more times
>I start to realize he's in love with me
>I don't feel much for him
>He knows this
>Maybe start to see him as a friend
>I try to gently push him away
>e. g. make excuses to not see him
>This hurts him, but he tries really hard for me to not see that
>He's so sweet that I can't just tell him to fuck off
>Eventually give up and go on dates with him
>Now officially dating


For the record, I've never feel love and I believe that I can't. Maybe this is the closet I'll ever be to a loving relationship; being loved by someone else.
Is love even real? Am I being selfish? How fucked up is this?

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>was out of bed for over 3 hours

I will never recover from this trauma

>>5317394
you are whats wrong with society

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>>5317273
lol, that guy wasn't me. I'll photoshop something together for a joke but I don't go around saving and reposting shit just to troll someone. I tend to aim for laughing with someone instead laughing at them although it doesn't always turn out like that. This just shows how many admirers / stalkers you've got.

>>5317395
this goes into my non-existent niq collection

>>5317395
I'm currently recovering from an all-nighter. I don't know how you do this Niq

>>5317395
you look weird when you can't see your giant dark eye circles

stop sleeping so much, faggot

>>5317401
idk about how many
there's just no real way to differentiate
since you won't actually talk to me :3c

>>5317281
Dumbbells? If so mirin'

>>5317394
You gotta break it off man. It's not healthy.

>>5317281

ayy me too

except mine is barbell

>>5317407
Pfft that's not even a rare
>>5317413
I miss having a sleep pattern
>>5317414
It's just because there's a light right above me. I'm still disgustingly tired.

>>5317394
>tfw you're about to graduate and realize you should have gone to parties in college

Then again, I doubt there are more gays than the bar scene here (which is a big fat goose egg)

Except for the bartender at the Acoma, who is a fat queen and everyone asks if I like him. God dammit, straight people.

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>>5317394
Monster.

>>5317390
Tranny jannies pls, remove this.

Questions for gaygen.

How does one snoop out and avoid people with STD's in the first place?

and how do you get rid of them if they tell you once they're in your apartment? If I'm in their apartment I can just leave.

ok guys im going to sleep
good nite ;_:

>>5317445
>How does one snoop out and avoid people with STD's in the first place?
papers please
>and how do you get rid of them if they tell you once they're in your apartment?
get the fuck out

>>5317390
nice butt, would hotdog

>>5317445
I make every possible conquest provide me with their sexual history and a recent STD test

Nah jk I'm a pathetic virgin

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>>5317449

Good night sadfrog.

If you like you could read this cool porn comic I found:

http://imgur.com/a/M81vD

>>5317445
Really, just tell them to leave. Maybe say "I'm sorry I'm not comfortable having sex with someone who has this STD" if you want to be "polite" about it but eh.

Eyyyyyy

>>5317437
>Monster
wow. fat-anon has a soul and isn't the entire asshole I thought he was.

>>5317445
>and how do you get rid of them if they tell you once they're in your apartment?
Have someone knock on the door saying "honey I'm home" and frantically force him out through the window or something.

People are yelling and fighting outside my house

>>5317470
Hello friend

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>>5317485
I'm v nice. Probably the nicest poster here tbqh.

>>5317445
>how do you get rid of them
taser their sack?

>>5317505
I thought you were the same person who was the sadist erping with Maki.

>>5317390
> trip on, wiz.

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>>5317390
>fuck you tranny mods! :3c
>posts sfw image

beautiful ass tho
would lick

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Who death in june here?

>>5317502

Yo
Word, G

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>literally 5 minutes ago
>sister asks me if I still have a grindr
>lie, say no
>she says "oh, well "gay friend of hers" said that there was a "my height" guy 73 feet away from him"
>wasn't me
>"oh, good"
>"I blamed it on (other questionably gay kid)"
>delete Grindr right away
>mfw biggest drama queen loudmouth has suspicion I could be gay
>mfw in closet
f u c k m y s h i t u p f a m
I have a class with him too

>tfw sad because of a recent breakup
>suddenly realize, I am no longer a prisoner in a dysfunctional relationship, and am finally free to be myself, an individual.
I think I feel happier than I have in a long time.

>>5317394

I am >>5317624
I hope it ends better for you than it did for me.

>>5317437
>selling your own kind down the river.

baka

>>5317452

I bet you would you lil horny toad lol

>>5317550

Yes mother.

>>5317567

I know :3c

>those anons who posted their pics

lel.

This is why you never post on gaygen or 4chan for that matter, because you'll have fags ripping on you for every little thing ever.

Fags here never honestly rate someone, they just give you the shittiest score possible to make you feel like shit.

>implying i ever posted my face pic on here

>>5317651
i'm actually v prudish
i'm all bark

>>5317624
Me too desu

My ex used to sext/cam other people. I would convince myself I was okay with it cause he apologized for it and then surprise he eventually cheated on me.

Never doing that shit again.

>>5317670

well you cant be that prudish.

>>5317668
>Fags here never honestly rate someone
this is true for all of 4chan too. if one of the trips, who are all at least moderately attractive, ever talked to your average gaygen user, they would spill their spaghetti then go home and jerk off

>>5317737

but anon im moderately attractive. ;^)

>>5317743
were in agreement then?

>>5317757

Pretty much ;^)

>>5317603
>no responses

>>5317603
stopped reading at "too."

>>5317766

Just act like nothing happened. Deny deny deny.

If he runs his mouth, gay bash him.

Tell me the secret to finding a bf senpaitachi

>>5317233
email me [email protected] I'm a good friend :)

>>5317775
Luckily I'm a looser who isn't on anyone's radar and not outwardly gay

But if someone cornered me and asked me point blank I'd blush or be so nervous that I'd give it away

>>5317394
Please end this relationship. This boy needs to find somebody who loves him back. I know because I am that boy.

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>>5317798
>Luckily I'm a looser who isn't on anyone's radar and not outwardly gay
fags thinking theyre fooling anyone gets me every time

>>5317806
I'm 2masc5u

There is literally nothing outwardly gay about me. I don't have gayvoice, don't dress gayly, not feminine etc.

>>5317766
stop being a faggot and come out the jokes on you they know

>>5317836
have you ever observed yourself objectively as a stranger would? no? then you do NOT know that there is "nothing outwardly gay" about you. stop kidding yourself honey.

tfw
no
bf

>>5317836

I was the same and to the point of being an extreme homophobe. Just don't wait too long to come out.

>>5317603
The flow of this post is awful.

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>>5317836
>I don't have gayvoice, don't dress gayly, not feminine
I don't believe you.

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>tfw just talked Cold War politics with my dad for 90 minutes straight

How come when I talk to my dad about politics its fun, but when I talk to anyone else my own age about it its frustrating, boring and lame?

>>5317895
Our elders have expiereced more which makes them smarter

>>5317857
i
k
t
f

>tfw your bf isn't here so you can mount him with him on his back and you playing with his furry chest

I want his dick, bruh.

>>5316890
Where's part 2? Post more qt stories please

>>5317836
vocaroo faggot

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hey, so dragon dildo anon is here

i made a movie, if any of you enjoy degeneracy

please excuse the fucking chewed-up taint; my trimmer tends to bite

https://vid dot me/ps2h

plznobully

>>5317880
I'm usually better but I just shit it out in a panic

>>5317953
Holy fuck I envy you being able to orgasm from anal. Lewd.

>>5317953
wtf are those red marks where your ass meets your thighs

>>5317972
Probably shaving unless he's underage

>>5317976
Damn, that seems painful

>>5317953
>https://vid dot me/ps2h

Lucky fuck...

>>5317953
whats up with those blemishes around your bp
cute dick, cute moans
prostate orgasms are hot af, best part right there
when the wide part popped out at the end my jaw dropped a lil nbd
why so short tho?
overall 6/10, got me hard but not cumworthy, keep making vids

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>>5317953
Disgusting.

>>5317988
coming from the guy who spams this goofy looking fucker all day

>>5317953
Did you jack if with it in your butt until you got to the edge and then let it bring you the rest of the way there or did you not touch your dick at all?

I wanna learn how to cum like this ;-;

>>5317953
>https://vid dot me/ps2h

1) holy shit i winced when you yanked it out at the end, doesnt that hurt?

2) how do I achieve anal orgasms because that shit looked fun as fuck

>>5317976
>unless he's underage
Why would he have red marks if he's underage?

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>>5318007
>goofy looking
That can be a pretty cute trait, Anon.

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>yfw buttslut and senpai are the same person

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>>5317953
What size and firmness is that? I need to know for reasons

>>5318029
Think he's talking about the hairlessness?

>>5317836
I'm the same. I have had fags tell me they didn't think I was until I started dry humping them.

>>5318029
>>5318048
Yeah basically, I don't see how else you get scratches/cuts on a hairless ass.

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>>5318027

Here is your fat post for the day.

>>5318037

No shit.

>>5318037
they're probably all the same person catfishing

>>5318046

If you're going to get a dragon dildo just a rex.

what is even the point of having a bf if you and him live 3 hours apart? what do you do if youre hella horny?

is this what gay apps are for? to meet layovers?

>>5318083
What? I've been looking at bad dragon stuff for a while and I haven't seen one that I like size, shape and firmness-wize. This one seems promising though, going to be a few years until I can hook up with people and I need something to pass the time

>>5318094

sean pls.

>>5317967
it's pretty much the best feeling
>>5317972
trimmer bites; i'm careful, too. i'm just awful at shaving my bits, i guess
>>5317984
eh, the rest of the video was warming up with fingers+normie dildo and popping the knot in and out once; not worth including
>>5317988
soz
>>5318017
no, i got it on friday and i kind of made a point not to let myself get to orgasm whenever i was using it; i really wanted to nut without touching myself.
>>5318027
i mean, there's a reason i'm grunting/moaning when i put it in/take it out; the first time i got past the knot, i literally thought i was going to die

and idk how to analgasm; natural born slut?

>>5318046
it's a large in soft

>>5318083
i actually ordered a large soft rex flop today; that one has a CUMTUBE hnng

>>5318094
long distance is the wrong distance bb

>>5318104

Have you always been able to handsfree orgasm, or did you have to, like, build up to it?

>>5318094
>what is even the point of having a bf if you and him live 3 hours apart?
I might end up in the same situation. I don't think I could do it.

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>>5317857

>>5317734
i am a conundrum, trust me

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>>5318077
is it baratiem?

YASS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPGl6QGSZN8

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>>5318127

oh god i had the BIGGEST crush on gumshoe back when i thought i was straight

So goofy + adorable!

>>5318127

It's always bara time in gaygen.

>>5318102
who?

>>5318105
it wasn't long distance until a few (3) months ago. i don't know how i'll cope with that shit in the future.

>>5318113
don't do it anon. moving away from your bf sucks and you can easily get sucked into doing something else with someone else.

>>5318142

Sorry, old habit. lol

>>5318112
my very first orgasm literally came about because i was stuffing grapes up my ass one-by-one at the tender age of eleven; i think it's pretty much my destiny

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>>5318152

>tfw bought 3 buttplugs + a dlido and still havent figured out how to handsfree

:c

>>5318104
Lucky bitch, I haven't played with my butt a lot but I've never come close to hands free like that.

So jelly :(

>>5318157
I've been trying for 3 years, not looking forward to having sexual partners as I always have hard time getting off even with hands.

>>5318112
Don't fap. You need to derive pleasure from your ass only

You could cheat and work close to climax and then go into pure prostate stimulation to carry you the rest of the way. Won't feel as good. Sometimes you just need the right top and fucking

>>5318157
try dicks; odds are, the plugs won't do it, and fucking yourself to the point of butt-cumming is not super easy
>>5318160
GOML amateur

>>5318175

me too. Im hoping that someone else fucking me will be different, somehow. Because, like, im not controlling it and stuff.

idk, maybe its wishful thinking.

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>>5318125

Why don't you have a man yet? You're so qt. ;3

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>>5318186
I feel you bro ;__;

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>>5318132
Kween.
Diva.
Problematic fave.
Yaaas.

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>>5318188

>>5318249

>i-its just like one of my japanese cartoons!

>>5318188
b/c i am nutjob and i have a giant cold sore
i'm a crazy mutant

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>tfw spot on my lip+ i have the flu
>everyone is going to think i have herpes

goddamnit

>>5318261
>cold sore
D
R
O
P
P
E
D

>>5318261
>my tripcrush gets cold sores too
feeling something between delighted and disgusted

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>>5318272

Traffic here is starting to really suck, the state allows motorcycles to use the carpool lanes, and also lanes split to cut through heavy traffic, so I'm seriously considering taking a class to get a motorcycle license and buying a cheap motorcycle to commute on the occasion that I need to drive somewhere. My concern is that my dating life really sucks, and I'm worried that guys will think I'm trying too hard, rather than just thinking of it as a way to get from point A to point B. Would you consider dating a guy who rides a motorcycle on occasion, or will you think he looks douchey, overcompensating, or stupid because it is unsafe?

>>5318329
desu i think motorcycles are a combination of douchey and stupidly unsafe
but there will always be people that don't care, or even find it attractive (especially if you get some leather)
if you think a motorcycle will help you out in the long run then you should get it

>>5318329

ive always wanted to ride a motorcycle crosscountry, perhaps across a desert somewhere.

and if you can fix motorbikes... just take my bp now t b h

>>5318261
>implying crazy isnt hot

Honey pls.

>>5318268

feelgood pls

>>5318329
Honestly I'd be worried all the time if I knew my bf were going around on a motorcycle. But it's because there's about an accident a week near my house, and most of them have motorcycles involved.

I've seen a couple of dead people lying on the street :/

maybe it's safer where you live, though. Here there are a lot of bars and clubs and people drive drunk way too much.

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>>5318365
idk, there were a few guys i was seeing/talking to/fooling around with earlier this year and all them were horrible in the end, so i guess i just stopped caring
as much as i'd love to have the kind of loving companionship that having a good bf gives, i'm not hopeful and i don't really like feel like putting the effort into trying anymore.

>>5318261

Nutjob how, slugepuppy?

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>>5318329
I never have to drive when I'm in the city for uni, thankfully. Traffic is always terrible and the roads are a clusterfuck.
Driving at home is nice and relaxing though.

>Would you consider dating a guy who rides a motorcycle on occasion
Yes. I'd probably make fun of you for it though tbqh.

>>5318155
one of my dreams is to have a bathtub big enough for me and my bf to fit like that in it.

I mean I have one but it's just too narrow.

It doesn't help that I'm 1.85 meters tall either.

>>5318391
i'm being facetious
i have issues to be sure, stuff that needs to be worked on before i could be an actual good dateable guy, but i'm not as crazy as i put on (i think). i used to think i was a completely headfucked piece of shit, but desu spending time here has changed my perspective on my sanity a bit
plus a few anons say i don't seem crazy and i that i seem well adjusted which always tickles me

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>tfw in college and still no privacy or time/place to do butt stuff or own dildos

I thought it would get easier after I moved out of my parents house ;-;

>>5318416
gotta get similar minded roomates helps with shit like that. Makes it not awkward haha.

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>>5318416
>getting a roomate
>expects more privacy

>>5318416

So? Do roommates often do through people's stuff or something? And if they do, I mean, it's your arse, what do they care what you do with it? Your parents I can see having a vested interest in making sure you don't become a deranged anal slut, but your roomies should be fine with it.

>>5318411

I think I know that feel. I went kind of mental over the weekend, broke one of my shoes too.

>>5318480
yeah, today and the past few days have actually been steps backward for me, but overall i'm extremely happy w/ the progress i've made in some areas over the past two months that i'm not even that bothered by it
shitty weekends happen, but relapse doesn't negate progress
things'll get better if you work at it anon

>>5318261
>i have a giant cold sore
:((( why do so many of the cute ones have to have oral herpes. so not fair.

>>5318522

nigga please those are not the legs of a competitive cyclist.

my quads are bigger and I only squat 2pl8

nice calves though

>>5318530
somethin like 90% of americans get cold sores m8

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>>5318522
>asks about upper body
>posts lower body

>>5318522

You're a competitive cyclist, you're supposed to have strong legs.

>>5318537
but I don't.
Am I supposed to just give up and become herpes pozzed?

>>5318566
of course not, just gotta be careful
i can't imagine anyone who gets cold sores wanting to give them to someone else, they're awful
i was always super hardcore about not letting my bf near my face when i had one b/c he didn't get them
i wash my hands constantly when i have one b/c i'm super paranoid about spreading it to my eyes or dick or something

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>>5318534
bitch, im not a sprinter...
Im not bout to lie on an muhfuckin 4chan

pic related won TDF ya fool

>>5318582
oh lol just kidding. I just googled "chris froomes legs" but thats not him...same shit though.

>just finished watching the music video for 7/11 by beyonce

Good Lord this niggress is full of herself. I wish I hadn't have wasted that time.

>>5318578
ugh. Damn @ all that that you wrote. That really sucks man.

>>5318620
it does
i don't think it's /that/ easy to transfer unless you're just
a totally unhygienic mong who doesn't care at all
but i'm just extra paranoid

>>5318604
ironically that's like the only song i liked on that cd
i don't really see what all the beyonce fuss is about tbqh

>>5318630
This. I don't why fags cling to Nicki and Gaga. They seem like shit tier people tbqh.

do tops ever get that urge to have something inside of them? do they just ignore it?
sometimes i can't help myself and i just have to have something big inside of me. it's like an itch that only hard cocks can scratch.

>>5318657
hey booger, is that you?

>>5318638
m8 i love pop music unabashedly
i just don't get idol worship
and desu nicki seems like a cool chick even though i don't really like her music

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>>5318657
Like, once every few months.
But it never feels good, just awkward.

>>5318604
>this niggress is full of herself
Aren't they all?

>>5318668
Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?

>>5318657
I'm a top, but I think that somehow I created an idealized image of what bottoming is in my head.

It's just that bottoms seem to have such a good time, that it makes me want to try it. The idea of a guy fucking me is really hot.

But I never, not even once, enjoyed actually bottoming. Most I felt was that I needed to piss really bad. I've been told you're supposed to feel that, but I don't find it really pleasurable.

I like playing with my hole sometimes though. Not putting anything inside of it, just playing with it with my fingers.

>>5318692
desu tops who like having their ass played with/eaten are just the cutest

>>5318155
what movie is that?

What is the ideal amount of time that two partners should spend together?

I was in a relationship where we worked in the same building and lived together, and being with someone almost 24/7 was too much to handle after a while.

>>5318692
i think my least favorite thing about bottoming is when it feels like its in your stomach.
but then i just tell my top that it feels like its in my stomach and they get so hard.
for me it's more about the mindset.
like you're this guy's cocksheath.
you're his onahole.
when he knows what he's doing i can enjoy it a lot but bad tops need to learn how to reach around or im just not having a good time.

>>5318727
>when your bf is hella thick and porking you, his fat penis opens you too much and he's going in deep

It's a weird ass feeling when he's all the way in there tbqh senpai. Don't know if I'll ever like it because it kinda hurts.

good night gaygen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zn5OJGucveg

>>5318657
>using my limited & skewed experience that is heavy on the kink/BDSM side but very limited on the homo side to answer your question...

>do tops ever get that urge to have something inside of them?
yes

>do they just ignore it?
no

>it's like an itch that only hard cocks can scratch.
not really the same for me. That urge can easily be scratched with silicone and solo play. I can come hands free pretty easily with multiple orgasms during a session. I don't need to touch of another person to get this. For me anal sex is something that is extremely intimate and I just couldn't hand that power over so easily. I like being in control too much. A good bit of my pleasure is derived from controlling another and having them depend on me "getting them there." For me to be able to flip that situation, where they were the ones getting me there, it would have to be a totally committed, long term relationship.

I have definitely bottomed in sex dungeon situations but they have always been with highly experienced, well known/vetted leather folk where we negotiated tons of limits and the main goal was me receiving some type of pain. Not saying that the situations weren't erotic and didn't give me erections but the release for me was not really about ejaculation but rather an endorphin high.

>>5318787
Sometimes I hate things that make me feel nostalgic.

I could become a billionaire tomorrow but I cannot buy back time.

daily reminder to throw dat boypussy

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>>5318346
>>5318356

I usually bike to the train stations in clothing for it, the yellow neon long sleeve on top of an exercise shirt, and sweatpants, that probably already makes me look douchy doesn't it?

Gaygen, I'm meeting a qt this Thursday and chances are high things will finally get intimate for me and I will receive a dicking. I am a virgin and don't want to be awkward as fuck, fug, help me through this. I am so nervous.

>>5318851
No, we're meeting Wednesday.

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>>5318851
Just be yourself.

>>5318846
>yellow neon long sleeve on top of an exercise shirt, and sweatpants, that probably already makes me look douchy doesn't it
Extremely.

>>5318833
lmao...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJQ-32QQjiI

>>5318707
I-I like it when someone plays with it. Having my ass eaten is usually a problem because I'm ticklish and I usually go for guys with beards, lol. But it's still enjoyable.

>>5318727
Yeah. I'm skinny and sometimes it feels like it is poking my bellybuttom from the inside. Creepy.

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>>5318707
> <sighs internally>

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>>5316844
Whats the matter skinny boy?

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>>5318915

How do I clean myself for butt stuff? I bought a thing to shove up there but I don't know how to get the poop out first.

>>5318944
Take a shower, use your finger. If you're really bad, use an enema.

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>>5318915
Stop that.

>>5318950
>meet guy off grindr
>super qt never thought I could get someone like him
>turns out he's super ocd
>makes me take a shower and an enema while he watches
>looks slightly disgusted the whole time
Great sex though.

>>5318970
I honestly don't think I could ever do an enema while someone watched me.

>>5318970
>makes me take a shower and an enema while he watches
He's a man with a plan.

I would also make you brush your teeth. I'd even provide a new unopened toothbrush and toothpaste.

I'd take BO over stank breath.

>>5318981
>>5318995
He barely said anything, it was a little awkward but the degradation was great. Didn't kiss me at all or cuddle afterwards but he let me use his shower again before I left.

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>>5318959
NO!

>>5319020
That's kinda fucked of him but hey if you get off on it what's the harm

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>>5318959
Just because YOU like this, does NOT mean everyone else does.

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>>5319022
>>5318915
that guys body looks almost identical to my uncle's

>>5318959
I like skinny white guys with gay hair but this dude just doesn't do it for me.

>>5319020
reminds me of that client in the beginning of My Own Private Idaho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxaoRomwxsk

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>>5319022
Oh god, I bet he smells awful. You're a real sicko, Anon.

>>5319046
qt.

>>5319054
Good. I don't want to share him.

Its amazing how little substantive conversation goes on in this general. Between pointless trip drama, obvious trolling, self-obsessed trips, and uglies trying to pretend they know shit, this general has such little actual meaningful content.

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>>5319172

>>5319172
>pointless trip drama, obvious trolling, self-obsessed trips, and uglies trying to pretend they know shit
You just covered all of these.

wait how the fuck is this thread bumping well past 300?
did 4chan change?

>>5319187
fuckin' roasted

>>5319172
what substantive conversation do you look for on 4chan?

>>5319190
limit is 315, here at least.

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>>5319201
310.
Quick, someone make a new thread.

>>5319201
310 I think. Just checked.
Damn I could have swore it was 300.
I think I fell into another dimension shift.
Quick, how do your people spell Fruit Loops?

>>5319218
froot loops

also the mandela effect is bullshit

>>5319223
it is bullshit but it's fun.
i like how a lot of the mandela effect triggers are pretty mutual between subjects,

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Can anyone recommend me some decent romance films [spoiler]with happy endings[/spoiler] on Netflix? I've watched some like The Way He Looks, but the rest of them seem pretty crap...

>>5319233
It bugs me because it's a bunch of people flat out refusing to admit that they're remembering incorrectly. It's pure bias.

>>5319256

Same question as this anon gaygen

>>5318657
no, never. nothing goes near or in my ass.

>>5319269
Not even my tounge?

>>5319277
no.

>>5319287
Aw.

>>5319277
i love getting eaten. fuck. probably my favorite next to cuddles and making out.
>tfw no top to eat my ass before he fucks me
;~;
>tfw no one will love me enough to want to eat my ass just to make me happy