Gaygen: Beefy /fit/ edition

>>5320658

I like Santa

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I <3 shukir but justin is superior

>>5320658
Gross

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>>5320658
>tfw no beefy bf

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>>5320676

get out

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>>5320658
>>5320673
>>5320678
Disgust.

>>5320678
No u and take him with you.

>>5320686

imagine cuddling that anorexic freak

nigga so bony he has unholy aura +2

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>tfw maxed out calf raise machine for 20 reps per set
>calfs are still tiny

Fuck.

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>>5320695
>Not wanting a tall, scrawny qt to wrap his long limbs around you
Shit taste, tham.

>>5320700
LMAO. Pathetic.
You'll never make it.
Post butthole, qt.

>>5320724
>Not wanting a tall, scrawny qt to wrap his long limbs around you

This desu no better feeling than having a qt twink nuzzled up to you.

>tfw spent all this time and money on guitar and still cant seduce boypussy

why bother learning music

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>>5320724
I kno rite. The 3.5 plate squat means nothing without big calfs.
>Post butthole

>>5320732
>Learning an instrument to get qt's

You put the boipussy on a pedestal.

>>5320737
i knew when i was 12 and my mum bought me a guitar i was destined for boypussy

>>5320743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMeUwHMTdTs

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>>5320736
I can lift so many more plates than that, mate.
Pls, post butthole.

>>5320744
w...what

>>5320743
>Son you are destined for great things
>Take this guitar it has been passed down to you through generations
>Now go my child and slay boipussy in the family name

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I ordered some christmas shopping on amazon on Black Friday and the guy that just delivered it was ridiculously cute

>mfw god bless america

u know whats lame? I pinched my radial nerve in my left arm so im literally half crippled and have absolutely no movement ability in my center two fingers on my left hand for about a month till it heals. idk why that was relevant tho w/e. grats team thats my story im disabled

>>5320775
that's what you get for being a fag tbqh family

advent calendar day one yes
>his mum doesnt buy him an advent calendar every year

>>5320785
>I haven't had an advent calendar since i was like 13

Feelsbadman.jpg

Christmas is just an excuse for daytime drinking anyway

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>>5320785
>Chinks
>Celebrating Christmas
At least make your lies believable, ricenigger.

>>5320775

I thought you died of drug overdose.

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>>5320745
How many plates can you squat?
>Pls post butthole

K. http://imgur.com/mD1XyVI

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>>5320800
Like, a whole lot. I've lost count.

I said butthole, not pussy.

>>5320789
someones mum doesnt love him very much
>>5320796
im only part korean
smd aussie trash

>>5320789
Shit nigga what are you doing.

>Not counting down the days on your calendar
>Not eating the chocolate several days in advance
>Not swapping it with your sisters without her noticing

>>5320798
its shocking the amount of CNS depressants my malnourished figure can stand. When it does finally happen ask them to donate me to science.

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>>5320806
Jesus, China boy. I was just jerkin ya chain.
Not to imply that you're a canine, or something.
I know how your people feel about those. You know, Quran and all that. :^]

>>5320806
i dont blame her
>>5320807
i got old and boring too soon

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>>5320804
Im sorry I don't take pics of my butthole. My bf gets to regularly see it so there's no point.

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>>5320834
Your bf is a lucky man. Those nipples poking through your shirt are pretty qt.
Could hang a robe off those things.

I'm going to bed now though, taking my mum out for lunch tomorrow arvo.
Nighty night.

>>5320834

how old are you + how much do you weigh?

>>5320834
Shirt. Off. Now.

>>5320769
>But mom how could it have been passed down through generations if it's used to slay boipussy?
>I need to speak to your father

>>5320866
Obviously his dad was biscum

>>5320885
Or mpreg is a real thing.

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>>5320700
>calves
Just give up and cry.

Looking good by the way. You'll look sick after a cut.

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>come out
>brother said he knew i was gay
>ask him how he knew
>"your painfully obvious lack of sexual interest in women betrayed you"
>mfw I thought I was stealth gay

>>5320700

theyre all genetics, brah.

Mexiclean is a dyel pos, but he has fucking fantastic calves. Life aint fair.

>>5320903
>>5320700

wow do u fags even lift lmao

>>5320924
It's genetic

My whole family has little boy calves

>>5320921
welcome to the club m8

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>>5320927

>mfw stickthin calves and disproportionate thighs

:s

what age should one stop browsing and posting on 4chan at?

30?
40?
50?

Are you going to be a 4channer for life?

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>>5320924
To do this.

>>5320956
>Are you going to be a 4channer for life?
yes.
They'll find my old withered corpse behind the pc on a thread long 404'd, still waiting for op to deliver.

>>5320956

If you're over 30 and still on 4chan you have serious mental issues and need to seek help.

>>5320967
This desu

If I'm still here in 10 years I'll take my own life. Might even stream it.

>>5320956
>Are you going to be a 4channer for life?
Nah
4chan has to go offline someday, I hope I just live longer than this shithole.

>>5320947
iktf ;-;

>>5320947
>tfw spaghetti legs

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>>5320956
No

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>>5320903
>sick after a cut.
20 lbs to go till I can stop suffering on keto.

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Is there literally any way I can lose tightness?
I'm feeling super paranoid about it.

>>5321020
tightness > prolapse

stay clean. Literally.

>>5320956

28 imo

>>5321018

>keto

why?

>tfw my fat crease on my stomach (from bad posture, I'm not actually fat, maybe skinnyfat in the past) almost disappered
finally brehs

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>>5321129
I get sad when a qt tummy dies :C

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>>5321129

youre making it lad, great job!

>>5321136
But I don't look like pic related, more like twinkerino mode right now.

>>5321058
It's more the fear of large insertions fucking up my tightness forever.

>>5321184
just sticking your pinky in it can damage it forever

say no to anal sex

say yes to FROTTING

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What are your prejudices?

I think i am unjustly hostile to lesbians, women and people who complain about Pride Parades.

>>5321195
NO SPICE NO RICE

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>>5321203

asians are GOAT tho

>>5321195
I personally hate those sprockets that are always left on pieces of paperwork. I mean what you expect me not to sit there pulling that shit off. It fucks with my filing. But maybe they're actually pretty cool and its me who's the asshole.

>>5321216

>sprockets

???
do you mean the scraps from the holepunch?

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>>5320927
Y-yeah

I was being serious

Skinny fag

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>>5321221
I think its actually the wheel that makes them that's called a sprocket but that's what we all call them in the office.

>Tfw no white beefy burly bf

Kill me

>>5321240
why are you sitting like that

>>5321240
Niq, you are making me feel so fuzzy ...

can you take the pic again in yoga pants?

>>5321195
honestly I don't think I could date/have sex with someone who's not white.

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>>5321240

>mfw niq still has better calves than me despite being DYEL af

reeee

>Fucking BF last night
>Had some poppers on the go
>Wake up this morning
>Throat is totally fucked, horrible cough, flem everywhere, out of breath doing basically anything
>Tidying up room
>Find bottle of poppers knocked over and open by my side of the bed
>Soaked into carpet
>Small room
>Fuck

How long before I recover guys? My BF is totally fine but I'm wrecked.

>>5321267

open all the windows and stay out the room for a few years.

if symptoms start getting worse or persist for more than 48 hours, see a doctor

>>5321249
I was trying to find the most autistic way of saying 'just kidding' without saying 'just kidding' and my idea was to show that i am no better off but it's kinda difficult to post a picture of ur calves
>>5321254
N-No...
>>5321259
check 'em

>>5321242
my fifth gade teacher called them frou frous so i've always called them frou frous

>>5321254
>tfw just got home and slipped into my tights
yas queen

>>5321267
this post is so horrible

>>5321267
you shouldn't have done drugs

now you gon die.

>>5321276
>N-No...
Niq please, just post another pic, can be anything.

>>5321267
>having bf

That's what you get, normalfag scum

>>5321285
>>5321290
>>5321272
>>5321283

Thanks for the advice guys, so helpful.

>>5321292
kill yourself you stinking carcass

>>5321258
>someone who won't cheat on me with a nigger and give me AIDS
be my bf

>>5321292

what
i gave you legit advice, why are you snarking at me?

>>5321309
>someone who wants to be my bf
be my bf

>>5321316
r u qt

>>5321319
I'm a twink and I'm average in terms of looks.

>>5321322

anon is just being humble, im sure hes a real qt3.14 IRL

>>5321278
>frou frous

That's pretty cute desu

>>5321258
hoenstly i don't think i could have sex with someone who isn't at least pretending to like me as a friend
they're always lying ofc but like
the lie is crucial

>>5321313

>airing out a small room is legit advice

Stop meming him, you fucking Nazi.

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will i ever get to experience this?

>>5321313

>open all the windows and stay out the room for a few years.
>for a few years

They don't even last a week once opened in the bottle, doubting this is good advice.

Doctor thing goes without saying, but at least that's sound.

>>5321342

oh lol my bad
i meant hours

>>5321346

Fair enough, have done, will do the same before I go to bed tonight.

More worried about the side effects of not being able to breathe clearly after sleeping in a room full of them last night though.

>>5321334
no bc lbr youre ugly

>>5321322
how tall are you

>>5321362
190 cms - 6'2

>>5321365
alright anon, you can be my bf

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>>5321365
nigga you tall

>>5321369
are you a cute manlet?

hey gaygen, I want to know your score
ricepuritytest.com
I'm curious ~_~

>>5321286
>post another pic, can be anything.

Ay bb i went 1 better and got you a video ;)))


vid dot me /e6UP

>>5321382
5' 6" and i'm alright looking
average, maybe slightly above average

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>>5321391
97
should I be concern?

>tfw wasted a nut

Dat lack of self-control tho.

>>5321395
I expected the worst.

That was also quite pleasant to listen to.

>>5321399
Deal! (you can't back out now desu)

>>5321410
fug :DDDDD

>>5321410
guys love it when i spread open my artistic expression and let them see what's inside ;)))

>>5321421
Niq you are so flirty today. It's really adorable. Was one of Cupid's arrows finally able to pierce your thick shell?

>>5321436
i'm kidding.

I'm a sarcastic robot. I don't flirt with any of you.

>>5321391
57

>>5321441
I think you are the type of person who wants others to take charge. Right, my petite little flower?

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>>5321448
i need an adult

>>5321469
I AM AN ADULT!

>>5321469
niq you are the cutest guy ever
sometimes during the day when i'm feeling worn out and stressed and angry i think of your face and everything gets better

>>5321391
40, is that good or bad?

>>5321484
A responsible adult.
>>5321485
Are you cute?

Your answer dictates how creeped out i am

>>5321497
i think i'm cute but you're cuter than me obviously

>>5321501
good enough for me lets go

>>5321532
Where do you want to meet up, niqi?

Also are you more a top or a bottom?

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>>5321540
>Where do you want to meet up, niqi?
>implying i'm going outside

Dropped

>Also are you more a top or a bottom

>>5321391
66
so i'm not that much of a whore

What is gaygen's feelings on dadrock?

>>5321553
>Also are you more a top or a bottom
DAMMIT!

I thought I could get to finally know it.

>>5321564
>what is picture related

>>5321488

SLUT

>>5321391
Did it the other day, think i got like 34 or something

>>5321563
pleb music

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does anyone here weigh less than 55kg?

because if so, i can benchpress you :3c

>>5321572
You know that when (not if) we end up together, that you will take it, more than give it, right?

>>5321581

woah what a slut

i thought you were a NEET virgin

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>>5321585
you're talking about ending up together and sex and stuff but i dont even know who you are desu senpai

>>5321583
epig memes broesph

>>5321584
>tfw last month i was 54kg
i'm 59 now

>>5321591
>NEET

I work part time and study full time...

>virgin

It's no secret that i've had straight sex a few times.

>>5321601

sorry my bad
i thought you didny ever go out but i guess you were exageratting for comedic effect

>>5321594
You know who it is.

>>5321597
hahahah

>>5321614
I do?

I hope it's redsparks.
>>5321612
I kinda was

Are you an aggressive alpha top, /gaygen/?

>>5321650
yes

also no homo, but I like guys

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how to top:
http://www.thegailygrind.com/2015/07/04/how-to-top-like-a-stud-a-penetrating-guide-to-gay-sex/

>>5321650
depends how i'm feeling yknow

You gotta feel it

>>5321650

im an agressive alpha bottom, actually

Gaygen, if your bf asked you to ride a double dildo with him, would you do it?

For me I'd say no because this could be an instant turn off.

>>5321686

Sure, I'd give it a go.

If it doesnt work its no big deal, we can just do something else next time.

>>5321686
absolutely, that sounds like fun

>>5321686

whats a double dildo?

Would you sniff your bfs butt?

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>>5321718

when i get my first bf ill sniff anything he wants me too

>>5321686
Sure, why not?
As long as we get dirty and I can watch him squirm.

>>5321716
whats a google?

>>5321748

I'm at work

>>5321686
Yes

You could try to both hilt it and then frot in the middle.

Not sure that's possible but it sounds hot

>>5321686

Last time me and my bf involved toys he left me feeling like utter shit and it took weeks before I could even muster the energy to have sex again.

So no, he's spoiled that. Sadly.

Is it gross to shave my pubes with my face razor if i clean it carefully afterwards?

>>5321764

No, it's not gross at all.

>>5321209
He's super adorable

>>5321769

ok ill do it right now
can i chuck the hairs down the sink or will that fuck up the pipes?

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>>5321674

>Put lube in his hands, place them underneath his ass and gently thrust your penis into them as if it were his anus.

Literally wat.

>>5321758
>Can't google "double dildo" at work
>is on 4chan.

>>5321778

Trim with clippers, put the hair in the bin, then go have a warm soapy shower and shave in the shower.

Go find some guide on how to shave pubes correctly with a razor, do it wrong and it's horribly uncomfortable.

>>5321784

i turn thumbnails off, its fine.

>>5321788
>tfw I will never know if the cute guy at work is gay by looking at his 4chan history

>>5321761
i've seen that in drawn porn a bit, looks v qt would def try

>>5321727
Even his butt?

>>5321574
Mean desu

>>5321859
Be a slut with me and I forgive you.

>>5321764
I don't personally, but if you'd put another guy's dick in your mouth you're probably well past being fussy about pube germs making contact with your face

>>5321863
Post pic but I'm not even a slut anon. I don't fug randomers or anything.

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>tfw you will never be the "Office Bitch"

https://static1.e621.net/data/f1/4f/f14f9972f742f2ccc30d72142e7b3f16.jpg

>>5321868
y-you probably arent even in my c-country

not like I l-like you or anything baka desu

>>5321868

how old are you?

>>5321884
I'm a britfag and It's ok senpai I understand.

>>5321884
I'm 20

>>5321897
do you have a beard and/or lift?

>>5321876
not with that attitude you won't
put some effort in and you can be just as qt as that slut is

>>5321910
hey sludge i just got to la lets hang out

>>5321906
Too late my friend I shaved my beard off a couple of days ago although you can probably find a pic in the archive. I don't lift however I planned to start before I broke my elbow.

>>5321910

>tfw you will never work in an office full of randy gay guys with loose morals
why god?

>>5321876
>tfw no other gays in my office to flirt in the canteen with

>>5321920

oh...

Do you at least have cuddleable bodyhair?

>>5321915
where are you staying? what do you want to do?

>>5321933
your place?
you :3

>>5321938
bzzt wrong answers try again

>>5321929
I have a reasonable amount I'm not massively hairy though. At least I don't think I am.

>>5321951

Neat.
Shame you dont fuck randoms i guess...

i hope you find a nice bf to call your own, man

>>5321954
Apparently I was the slut...

>tfw people only want to fuck nowadays
>tfw nobody wants to just cuddle and watch back to back episodes of narcos

>>5321334
The precum on the orange underwear! Oh jesus!

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>>5321966

i feel you man

this is my grindr profile, but london grindr is just full of weird old guys and it looks like ill be alone forever ;_;

>>5321966
>>5321976
>cuddling with random strangers

Disgusting. I hate the people who have profiles that say ""let's meet and cuddle - NO SEX!". That's infinitely creepier than the old men wanting to be your 'master'. Grindr is for SEX. I'm not even that slutty (only had sex once, rest of times were just j/o sessions), but I want to cuddle with a bf that I love, not with some stranger I met on Grindr

>>5321976
Lawrence of Arabia is god tier

>>5321981

ugh i know i love it

>dat desert shot with the truck appearing on the horizon

>>5321391
18 am I a whore?

>>5321485
I wish my bf would tell me cute things like this

>>5321584
Nice. How long have you been lifting?


>>5321599
>i'm 59 now

Trying to bulk up?

>tfw no 59kg twink to OHP
>tfw no 59kg twink & identical twin brother to bench.

>>5321553
Both makes the most sense imo. Me and my bf flip and it's so much fun.

>>5322016

4 months i think

>>5322016
not /trying/ but i have been pushing myself a little harder when i work out (though i haven't in almost a week b/c life just said fuck me)
i had a little growth spurt, i grew an inch and gained 10 pounds

>>5321650
I'm agressive no matter the position.

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>>5321986
I saw it the first time when I was 8 y/o while visiting grandparents and bored to death, it was the only thing on TV that wasn't Seinfeld or Ally McBeal and I thought I'd just watch that "dumb old movie"

it was probably my first peek into masculine heroism, and by god I was enchanted by it

>>5321686
Toys are kinda weird for me so no. He has a throbbing meat dildo why would I want a silicone one?

>>5322033
>he didn't like ally mcbeal
that show was so bad it was great

>>5321718
I do it all the time!! I love all his smells!! After a hot day is my favorite.

>>5321718
>>5322041
i'm all for some musk
but i just opened grindr and a guy asked me to fart into his mouth

>>5321850
Especially

>>5321867
He makes a great point tbqh

>>5321979
Those guys are looking for sex. They just want the bf experience. It's all how you talk to them. I've fucked many.

>>5322026
What did you start at? The first few months are pretty exciting stuff.

>>5322027
>i had a little growth spurt
How old are you?

>>5322055
I would do it. Just because I wouldn't be on the receiving end. Don't know how people do things like this seriously.

holy fuck i need to buy toilet paper

>>5322079
23
i was very surprised but apparently it's not that uncommon

>>5322083
i'd only do it if i had some monetary incentive
i would have no reason to otherwise

>>5322104
A good laugh could be a reason.

>>5322079

I started at 20kg and could only do 3 reps before failing lol

anorexia is a cunt

>just shaved butthole and trimmed balls

this went much better than expected, im not even bleeding

>>5322133
Once I trimmed my balls and accidentally cut a small chunk of skin. They will remain hairy from now on.

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>>5322040
>didn't like
I fucking hated it when I was 8 y/o

>>5322144
i may be biased since i was 22 when i watched it and spent more time laughing at it rather than with it

>>5322102
>not using baby wipes
brown asshole pls

>>5322104
>23

Lel, It's dicks like you that give millions of short guys false hope.

>>5322126
Almost tripling your bench in 4 months is pretty stellar progress.

>>5321922
saw a documentary where a dude was in that sort of situation in an office in San Fransisco . It was about the AIDS epidemic of the 80s and he was talking about how all of a sudden so many co-workers were out sick and then in just 6 months time they were all dead.

>>5322182
>implying i'm suddenly not short because i grew one inch
i'm 5'7 lay off

>>5322012
that'd be cute but i have no idea who he is
>>5322018
exactly. why limit urself, follow ur dreams, be free etc

>>5322152
I recently saw some episodes and I'm convinced that no one ever laughed with it. the jokes and visual gags were terrible even for it's time

my mother used to watch it unironically though, but she was into it just for the drama
>>5322153
>not using the water spouting thingy to cleanse butt after having a good shit
lol enjoy your dry butthole and your ass cancer

>>5322182

Well, i doubled it in like 2 months easily, and then in the last 2.5 months its been a slow and painful effort to eke out some gains.

>>5322217
the drama wasn't even good and the few after school special tier episodes were terrible, like the trans prostitute.
i loved ling woo tho

>>5322217
you mean a bidet?
And do you not know what baby wipes are?
They're moist towelettes made for wiping asses, you fucking idiot

>>5322235
Bad thing about those is you can't flush them. You have to put shit filled wipes in your trashcan.

>>5322193
Sorry man. Didn't mean to upset you.

You should look into peptides for hgh stimulation. Normally increasing your growth hormone levels wouldn't do anything for height gains, but if you just had a growth spurt at 23 your growth plates may still be open.

If you wanna get taller that is. There's a dearth of pocket sized gay men as it is. lol

>>5322242
they make flushable ones

>>5322220
Any progress is good progress. Someday you'll look back and wish you could at 20kg to a lift in just a few months.

>>5322242
Preddy sure they make flushable ones.

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is the reason I have a slightly darker ring of skin around my butthole b/c i dont use a bidet or wipes or whatever?

>>5322246
>>5322254

The flushable ones really aren't flushable. They will still clog up pipes.

>>5322259
no. It is genetics.

>>5321976
>tfw lost my virginity to a "netflix and chill" session

>>5322272

how was it?

>>5322267
Not him,
what if there is a little loose skin?

>>5322259

This >>5322267

It's a sign of defective genes, basically if you don't have a pink butthole you're an untermensch

>>5322276
horrible and embarrassing and on top of that we were watching mean girls

>>5322281

I have a pink butthole, then a purpley-pink ring around it, then my pale white skin

kinda like a bullseye.

I shaved it like 30min ago to see if that would get rid of the dark circle, but it didnt.

>>5322290

You'll have to post it so we can judge desu

>>5322284

Okay but Mean Girls is actually not bad

>>5322295

are you sure you want to see a pic of a butthole?

>>5322295
>Okay but Mean Girls is actually not bad
fem trash

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>>5322235
>using a "towelette" (poster's note: -ette is a suffix used to describe something is feminine) chocked full of carcinogenic chemicals to wipe your ass
>not using manly and natural all around good water that's been successfully used for proper butt hygiene for billions of years
And on top of that you call yourself "Hitler", while the real Hitler was all for green values and by extension against killing trees to make "towelettes". Hell, you're so delusional you probably even think you're a man while wiping your butt with one your little towelettes that you yourself literally called "baby towels"

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>>5322300

>>5322298
do you know where you are

>>5322308
that's an awful lot of assuming you're doing there, anon.

>>5322298

It's for science man

>>5322300

Okay but all the straight dudes I know like it too

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once again reporting in

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>>5321391
59

>>5322261
As long as you're renting, that's the landlords problem.

>>5322315
well yeah, but it obviously isnt gay if a straight guy does it, retard

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>>5322315

you asked for it
i am not liable for any feelings of disgust an/or revulsion, by clicking the link below you agree to a verbal waiver and state that you fully understand you are about to see an image of a butthole. Terms and conditions apply.

http://m.imgur.com/Oo3nzNF

>>5321391
79

>>5322331
>tfw my asshole is absolutely horrendous

>>5322347

whats wrong with it?

>>5322331
i have never seen the appeal of someone's asshole....
they simply dont look good in any way

>>5322351
everything

>>5322353

I know, thats why I posted >>5322298 . I just dont get the appeal.

>>5322353
I think they are cute.

>>5322364

wh-what did you think about mine

>>5322364
you are weird

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>>5322313
aww, did you shit yourself, baby towel boy?

do I need to come over and wipe that shit off your ass? I'll even do it with one of your cute little towelettes

I'll be sure to wipe my ass with your tongue though, baby towel boy

>>5322366
you've got a nice perky hole. would love to make it all puffy by giving you a nice long fuck.

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>>5322370

im not "baby towel boy"

s-stop bullying me

>>5322373
tops are so fucking disgusting

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>>5322370

>>5322370

im not even Hitler and im hard/embarassed

>>5321979
I don't mean just cuddling some randomer straight away that would be weird.

>>5322073
Not me sorry kev.

>>5322384

Teach me how to get a cuddlebuddy please

>>5322331

Sufficiently pink to bear the Senpai stamp of butthole colour approval

>>5322378
can't live with em, can't live without em

>>5322384
Well since you're not cuddling strangers off of grindr then you don't want sex. My point was that I've talked to those guys, been to their homes, got in cuddling position, then worked my way into sex. Usually they want someone that will ease them into it and make them feel like it's not some predetermined plan.

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>>5322389

omg i cant believe it, im crying

i gotta call my mum, omg

>>5322376
it's not bullying if you like it, baby towel boy

>>5322389
shut the fuck up you beta male
go watch mean girls with some other effeminate neckbearded nerd

>>5322385
Meet someone that wants to cuddle

>>5322392
>not having a bottom + bottom relationship
anal penetration is so fucking overrated

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>mfw some kind people on reddit are sending this boy over a thousand cards + presents this Christmas

its a christmas miracle!

>>5322402
I don't know. I haven't had much buttsecks with many people, but with my current bf it's always so passionate and sweet. I don't think I could reach the level of intimacy without it.

>>5322402
anal scares me but i still want a big guy (for me)

>>5322402
>calling yourself a bottom
>not wanting to be penetrated
anon...

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>>5322408

>>5322411
Big in the trousers?

>>5322402

95% of the time I am terrified by dicks and dont want them anywhere near me or my butt

5% of the time I am absolutely desperate to be filled up with as many cock as possible.

Its... not ideal.

>>5322410
i have never had a bf and only tried fingering myself, didnt like it
>>5322415
i dont, and i dont want to penetrate someone else, i want a qt twink bf just to cuddle and wank
>>5322411
good for you
>>5322422
weird

>>5322408
Why do I want to beat him up and steal his lunch money?

>>5322430
you aren't a bottom then. you are a side.

>>5322402
didn't work out for 5652 and swede.

>>5322411
Try and find an experienced top. I fucked up the first time. There was lots of blood and crying. lol

>>5322385
You get a bf duh.

>>5322433
whats a side
>>5322434
literally who

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>>5322436

w-were you the top or the bottom?

>>5321391
63
Meaning?

>>5322445
whore
glorious 79 here

>>5322430
Well yeah fingering yourself can be super uncomfortable. I don't let my bf finger me. It's too rough and hard. A dick is filled with blood and will adjust it's shape to some degree. Also prostate stimulation is tops.

>>5322439

THANKS HARMONIST I WILL KEEP YOUR GREAT ADVICE IN MIND

ALSO WHERE DO YOU LIVE

>>5322441
>hello newfriend.jpg

>>5322396

Frame that post and put it on your wall

>>5322398

You can't post with us, anon.

>>5322419
just taller really
all though i don't really fancy a lanky skelly bf either

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>>5322408
and then they all forget about him. meanwhile he's playing video games by himself throughout the holidays, wishing he had someone to play with

it's all just reddit status signaling shit, they don't actually care

>>5322460
its true but let the kid have his fun

>>5322458

I want a bf who is the same height as me but outlifts me a litte, so he can tease me in the gym and be bigger than me, but no so big I cant flipflop and fuck him if I want a change.

>>5322460

Hey man, its better than nothing.

>>5322456

ok brb

>>5322452
Creepy desu senpai

>>5322436
Biscum or homo, senpai?

>>5322458
Well either way don't let anal scare you. Just have fun with it, use lube, and make sure to take your time taking it. I'm sure future big tall bf will be gentle and understanding.

>>5322402
bottom/bottom is so qt tbqh

>>5322487
But 2 catty queens can never be in a healthy relationship

>>5322487
im trying to get such a bf right now but its hard :(

>>5322482
TruTops are always biscum.
>so many holes, so little time

>>5322498
How are you trying? Is there someone specific in the horizon ? Or are those the only people you respond to on social media?

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>>5322422
>tfw i'm exactly the opposite of you

I think about 8x6 cocks 95% of my day desu.

>>5322498
this guy was chattin me the other day and he was all "i-i'm a total bottom but your butt is so cute that i want you to sit on my face for hours"
and i was just like hnng my heart you little cupcake

>>5322497
they can take out their aggression by playing tug of war with a double dildo

>>5322506
biscum are the best

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>>5322467
>>5322468
>be lonely enough to start befriending ducks
>gee, these cards some fucks I don't even know mean a lot to me
it doesn't work anything like that

most probably he still likes those ducks more than any amount of cards and presents that people have sent him

it's sad but even more sad are the people who think they can make a difference by sending him shit when all he wanted to have is a friend

>>5322487

This

>tfw no qt bottom couple friends who occasionally invite me over to fuck them

;-;

>>5322511
slowly dragging myself out of the closet basically
>>5322515
did you chat on grindr or what?

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do you think they fucked?

>>5322515
imaging you sitting on my face is the worst thought i have had all day
s t a n k

>>5322515
Well did you sit on his face for hours?

>>5322526
how does he look?
isnt he like an old fat ugly fuck

>>5322521
That's cool. I feel like I've been keeping one foot in the closet all this time because almost nobody thinks I'm gay even after I tell them. It's a bitch when you just look like an average dude.

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>>5322506
Where do i find monogamous biscums that won't break my heart the moment they crave the vagina jew?

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>>5322538
>how does he look
pic related

>>5322521
scruff, close enough
but we also have some mutual friends so i see him on fb a bit

>>5322526
my bussy smells like warm vanilla

>>5322527
course not, i'm 2pure
just thought it was adorable

>>5322544
here, I only love guys

>>5322540

ugh me too.

I was feeling really good about the fact I had told this one guy I was gay 2 weeks ago, I talked to him yesterday and he was like "What? I thought you were joking, man."

Agh.

>>5322544
That won't happen. Most biscum want vagina for parading around so everyone will give them a thumbs up, but you'll be stuffed in his closet only to use for bp and bitching about his female problems.

>>5322506
>>5322516
>>5322544

>biscum

N O T E V E N O N C E

>>5322547
Oh dude why pass up such a fun adventure?

>>5322559

Senpai pls teach me how to be good at dirty talk like you

>>5322538
he looks like malnourished trailer trash