/mtfg/: transwoman general

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SOMEONE POST PICS OF BEXE OR KIT FUCK

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Top ten for secret crushes!

Wtf why are there so many threads going how will I know where to shitpost

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>>5265504
he he he

>>5265505
>secret

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>>5265505
Everyone post who you are crushing on RIGHT NOW

>>5265503
>I dunno doing facials for her is probably more fun then getting a facial from a penis
you are going to have to try both to be able to make a statement like that

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TRIGGER WARNING

bexe a cute

END TRIGGER WARNING

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>>5265511
Plant, Caddy, elf ginger and this girl IRL to bqh

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>>5265477
I don't think I'm gonna do one now, better to get a job and be rich than help the world

>>5265478
>tfw have 40 filtered trips from mtfg alone
I'm not even sure how desu

>>5265483
I could do fallout 1 and 2 I suppose

>>5265486
Ask permission first pls, I'm very triggered by stolen pictures

>>5265491
Does twitch let you do that if you're a 'boy'?

>>5265502
I tried once and it looked like shit

>>5265504
Ok heres kit

>>5265505
p-plant sama

no wait
its someone else
not an anon
someone whos been here longer

>>5265524
post filter list

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>>5265505
puppey

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>>5265425
>>5265462
>>5265478

> SHE WAS AT THE BUS STOP
>I HUGGED HER
> AND THEN HUGGED HER
> AND THEN WE HELD HANDS AND SHARED A CIGARETTE
> AND THEN HUGGED HER GOODBYE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>5265531
confirmed good taste in dota players.
>>5265527
well you already posted in the past you shipped me x you :^] and a few other trips

>>>/r9k/24415754/

>>5265504
don't see what the big deal is
those who have something to post would have done so a long time ago

and the angles and faggotry that happens online is meaningless when compared to reality/real life

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>>5265511
Can't say its a secret and even they don't know lol. But its just a harmless.less infatuation, I don't actually *like* like anyone rn and I'm sure the same can be said for me lol.

>>5265539
haha
well i was mainly joking then, you're far too young for me, lol

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>>5265505
>>5265511
[spoiler]RenBeep[/spoiler]

>>5265540
you dun goofed

>>5265552
b-but that should have worked
http://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/24415754/

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>>5265533
Yes I'm drunk and mad rn

>>5265551
tf

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>>5265558
can you take me out of this already, i'm barely on hormones

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>look like garbage
>want to look at
>use this as motivation to stave off depressing feels
>try hardest everyday to improve on something

Who else trying their best rn? W-we're gunna make it I promise ;_;

>>5265558
you put an unneeded '/ ' behind the post #
see?
>>>/r9k/24415754
VS
>>>/r9k/24415754/

>>5265566
but you're still on angles

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>>5265524
kayla1kayla2kayla345679.. >
>>5265559
ayyy drunk


i want pizza or something to stuff my mouth with.. a dick would do too

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>>5265571
that wasn't a serious picture, i took it at a ridiculous angle on purpose

>>5265577
that was a joke though....

>>5265580
People with autism have a hard time with understanding humor though.....

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>>5265580
>>5265582
stop the ellipses pls
that triggers my autism

>>5265586
....

.......................

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuK7X6DGmaA

>>5265586
....
....
....
kiss me bb

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>>5265592
>>5265605

it reminds me of this guy from an online chat game i used to hang out on, he was obsessed with naruto and sonic and crossing over the two series and he used to end every sentence in ellipses, he'd stay in empty servers and role-play by himself in global chat while there were like 2 other people on the server who were away
i came back to the game after being absent for like 4 years and he was still there and still acted exactly the same
it felt like a twilight zone episode

>>5265586
how did it feel being cheska's kuk ??

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>>5265574
>tfw no body parts to stuff your mouth with
;_;

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>tfw you both like each other's music

>>5265611
one day

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>aui is back in eg
Why didnt someone tell me?!?

>>5265609
you should wear your cock hat to work and then bring that guy who is nice to you all the time home and then after you have sex wear the loser 00 shirt

I have aol

>>5265616
cuz he isn't?

>>5265623
B-but he's playing with them in the Frankfurt finals.... ;~;

>>5265630
no? and eg isn't even getting to the final :^)

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>>5265611
why do i have a feeling that you and the other "super lewd posting" girls here stop adoring all dick lusting the moment you suck one and get penetrated, probably will cry and realize being a girl isnt the same as having sex in some hentai world. Just get up now , walk to the mirror and imagine you sucking off a big dick, the moment you are done the guy loses all interest in you and you are just one ugly girlboy thing again. Oh and it isn't that great.
Nice to do for your boyfriend and make them squirm from pleasure, otherwise its just blah.

fuck ._. want that now too.

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>>5265630
doubtful, EG is still running their full lineup and they're going to lose to OG anyway (monkey)

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>>5265615
L E W D

>>5265636
But anon, I actually have sucked penis before, and I enjoy it because it makes them squirm like crazy. Also it's kinda hot. I have no illusions about what getting lewd is like.

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>>5265635
>>5265637
am i being memed?

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>>5265636
we should all get dickings then

f-for science

>>5265644
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/ESL_One/Frankfurt/2015
esl one frankfurt was held in june

now it's frankfurt major

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i just scheduled an appointment for laser
happy and going to bed now
g'n /mtfg/

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>>5265644
you are getting memed, but not by mtfg

>>5265636
>>5265642
i had an idea about this that was different but also exactly the same

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My mom bought me a coach purse and I got feels because she actually bought me something feminine

then i tried it out and it was too small for me and i wanted to cry

and then we watched interstellar

now the feels are so strong i want to die

help

when are Elanna and Bexe getting married?

>>5265649
>>5265652
Ohh thats embarrassing

>>5265663
the day i pass

>>5265652
S-story time bexe. Have you ever performed fellatio on anyone before <<;

>>5265656
isn't new? isn't coach expensive?

>>5265663
valentine's day 2017

>>5265668
never, only the opposite

>>5265670
Can I come to the wedding?

>>5265666
L M A O behold Satan, queen of the hons

>>5265670
that's pretty slow on a lesbo scale

> TFW HAPPY

>>5265674
That's probably because I'm not lesbian, it balances everything out.

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>>5265669
Yeah I think so. It's used but it looks new. Pic related.

>>5265674
She's right you know.png

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>>5265674
>rushing into a marriage

>>5265674
Yeah, I met qt homeless girl last Wednesday and we're already holding hands, step up your game you two.

>>5265687
I just bought one so small it barely fits my 4.5 phone. I did get a slightly bigger bag too, but still smaller then your med size bag. Used bags are cool.

>>5265690
What the fuck is with you saying she's homeless every post.
We get it, she's homeless.
You don't have to remind us every time.

>>5265690
>dating homeless people

>>5265682
are you just chasing guymode mtfs?

>>5265694
what if the said girl identifies as homeless? dont be such a homephobe

I want bexe and kit to get together to c u c k elanna

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>>5265690

>>5265698
This logic checks out actually

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>>5265701
NEVA EVA

>>5265701
right in the pussy

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>>5265700

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>>5265690
But you also happen to live in the same city as said homeless girl.
Also >>5265694

>>5265698
>tfw I don't even know anymore
I am one very sexually confused individual right now

>>5265692
Yeah they are, I want another lol. Mostly cuz I wish this one wasn't so small :( it's like 9x5"

>>5265694
she wants to be a meme! :) >>5227429

>>5265704
Gross hon would not let violate.

>>5265707
What's wrong with kit? ;_;

>>5265704
Tip top kekerino

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>>5265720
there's nothing wrong with kit

it's just.... elanna, yknow?

So how did you gals celebrate trans rememberance day? I personally worked all day then came home and played videogames and also posted this post.

>>5265723
where does the right arm disappear on the last panel

>>5265725
>trans rememberance day
when was that?

>>5265692
It's probably smaller actually, I can't estimate.

>>5265728
under a fold of the shirt, or a breast depending on how lewd you're feeling

>>5265728
it doesn't

>>5265730
it is different b/c most smaller bags are like a clutch

most cis have large bags. I hated the idea of having a purse at all, but they are really handy and comfy

>>5265701
This makes me sad, don't make me sad anon ;_;
Is this because I c u c ked kit?

>>5265723
o////////////o;

>>5265746
Yes. Why would you do this to her ;_;


I believed in you two

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>>5265701
>>5265723
>>5265746

Alright.. this close to filtering you kawaii waifu faggots

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>>5265752
i can't help it anon

we're literally skyping at the exact same time and it still happens

a-at least it's not aggressive shitposting right?

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Who here has a boy mode like this?

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>>5265758
>a-at least it's not aggressive shitposting right?

I think you're on par

>>5265745
I think so sometimes, I just like having a bag with me of some type. I have a loose fabric messenger's bag atm.

>>5265758
l o l

>>5265759
Just you bb.

>>5265758
keep in your Skype faggot

>>5265759
l o l [2]

>>5265764
I wouldn't worry, I go around with my Kate spade wristlet all the time and no one calls me a faggot or looks twice

>>5265764
post messenger bag? I've asked for one for krimbus but I haven't been specific, maybe I'll want one like yours.

what parts of your body are you supposed to moisturize? and how often?

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>>5265752
What would you rather we discuss then, threadmaster?

>>5265780
diff anon, you're annoying

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>>5265775
krimbus?

here's what it looks like btw, it's pretty nice and lightweight

>>5265774
i call you a faggot

but you pass

>>5265774
why do u still have a boy mode

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>>5265780
Something more interesting than you two and your feelings for hours on end

>>5265789
Is that a corn chip? I thought you kept your room spotless.

>>5265785
|| <--- i care this much

>>5265794
Care to elaborate, or would you rather shitpost?

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>>5265763
well then you're just a meanie

>>5265767
remember the three threads in a row? that was before skype

>>5265789
For Christmas ; 3;
>nice and lightweight
looks cute, sounds p nice, v dece.

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lets discuss the fact that i bought a new dish set for my new apartment and it's cute af

>>5265808
how many is a set? they look bretty gud

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>>5265796


>>5265802
ty anon

>>5265808
its definitely feminine. i like the painted look.

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Post things that trigger you. Do it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdneKLhsWOQ

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>>5265799
You may take offence, but it would be less embarrassing for you to keep it private if down the road you two can't work things out. Unless you enjoy being a target. I'm not the only one who thinks you are being annoying it seems

>>5265813
[girls with qt noses]

>>5265808
>cute
Yes
>af
YES

>>5265811
there are different sizes, i got a 16 pc set which is enough for 4 people

>>5265812
ty <333 it was on sale for like $40 they're porcelain and dishwasher/microwave safe!

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>>5265813
ok

>>5265791
Because I'm dating a bi girl who makes sure people know she means "bi for me" who has told me no ffs or srs

>>5265808
>tfw i couldnt give two shits about dish sets
i must be a man after all

>>5265823
i don't really want nice dish sets because i move around a lot.

but i really want them ._.

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>>5265820

>>5265812
whoops accidentally dropped my trip.
>>5265818
noice
i mean they really are nice if that's the case and you can actually use them
>>5265823
lol aw dont beat yourself up

So is it anti-androgens or estrogens that make smoking dangerous?

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>>5265813

>>5265834
Estrogen, but luckily smoking makes estrogen useless :^)

>>5265828
just go find your own life

I doubt I'll make it either, but I won't kill myself

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>>5265814
That's an answer I can listen to. You make a very valid point. I can't promise we won't mention it, but we'll tone it down.

>>5265834
Yes.
Not really a problem really unless you live a sedentary life/job and chain smoke.

I smoke about once a day and my doctor basically said "oh, so you're a social smoker, which is basically harmless"

>>5265828
>orange
Bitch there's yellow, a darker shade of yellow, and blue in that picture. No orange.
>>5265836
Damn, is that just with oral estrogen or all forms? I'm gonna be on just spiro for a bit but I'd rather not have to deal with quitting.

>>5265828
i dont think they are omitting you from anything? you tagged them and they responded. i literally don't understand your issue on this??

>>5265834
no, its all the other chemicals in a cigarette

>>5265817
yes!! :D

>>5265823
>>5265826
i'm just so excited to furnish and decorate my new place and make it super pretty i'm feeling my martha stewart oats lmao!!!!

>>5265832
yeah i had a bunch of mis matched dishes before and most of them weren't microwave or dishwasher safe cuz i didn't have either of those appliances in my old place anyway

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>>5265835

>>5265828
I'm sorry your family isn't as supportive as they should be Sheen.

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>>5265840
No harm intended. Pre-everything here so bitter anyway. I noticed this was going on for hours so I thought I would mention it and I appreciate your response. Best of luck to you two

>>5265848
You're a feminine gay man not trans. :^)

>>5265864
i see.. you know if you had a good sense of humor you could call them out on the thread like "HEY GUYS! WHAT ABOUT ME? I LOVE ICE-CREAM TOO AS YOU COULDN'T TELL?" or something hehe.

>>5265872
on second thought please do what i said and post results, might as well have some fun with it right?

>>5265846
Awww, aren't you sweet and helpful with your clever answer, telling naive little me about the dangers of smoking. You really opened my eyes to a whole new aspect of my life I was entirely unaware of!
>>5265828
>>5265864
You really shouldn't bother being part of an unsupporting family, like my pov might not matter because I never really gave a fuck about my family in the first place but if y'alls differences are too great you shouldn't force yourself to be around them just because they share the same shitty genetics.

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>look at last thread
>"dollfaces parents hate her!!!!"
>"dollface doesn't post here anymore cause she couldn't handle it!!!"
>etc

is this a new meme? like my mom is ridic supportive and loving and i'm still here lmao

in other news i slept literally 80% of the last 24 hours idk what's going on. how are you doing mtfg?

>>5265884
Dollface is a crazy dumb cunt no matter how you slice it

>>5265884
I HELD A THE GIRL'S HAND AND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>5265892
I don't agree with her on some things, but edie is likely the only one here with a positive attitude

>>5265892

why are you referring to me in the third person? i don't think i'm crazy tho?? i've been told a ridiculous amount of times that despite my relationship issues i'm prob one of the sanest trans women here lol

>>5265894

ooooohhhhh??? what happpened? it's about time!!

>>5265855
Thank you, and sorry for upsetting you.

Bedtime for me I think, hangover is setting in. Have a good night.

>>5265899
post related
>>5265536

>>5265884
>tfw your mom was practically an sjw before you came out and now she's more comfortable around you

>>5265903

aww that's nice!! so it seems like she def likes you then?

>>5265904

my mom was the one who told me to get on HRT desu so ya. she's always been supportive of everything i do, i love her so much. i'm very excited to see her since i'm goin to visit her and my other senpai from the 23rd - 1st. my other senpai is cool too but not as much, so eh

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>>5265909
Edie, as a straight you need to take a harder stand and firmly say "shoo shoo go away, agp another day" when the lesbians try to speak to you. It's your duty.
do it for him

>>5265915
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1k6SVuafeEK

>>5265909
>so it seems like she def likes you then?
Yeah. Whenever I look at her she always just says "you have pretty eyes".
>tfw gf

>>5265915

brock is hot, but no
this is trans woman general it's not about sexuality

>>5265922

is she your gf tho lol
like have you talked about this stuff?

>>5265915
feefs plz

>>5265920
noise. Your voice is good.
>>5265923
This is neither about sexuality nor trans, this is about memes and pretend-cliques, a far greater concept.

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>>5265904
>tfw mom always wanted a daughter to do mother-daughter girly things, but my sister wouldn't do any of it because super lesbian
>tfw she'd rather do manly things with my dad
it all worked out tbqh

>>5265925
Iirc feefs and dolly aren't exactly on speaking terms, so that's a pretty poor guess lol. I'm anon.

>>5265927

b-but i'm not in a clique

>>5265923
>is she your gf tho lol
Not really sure yet. She knows I'm interested and that I like her and I'm pretty sure she likes me too. Not sure what she wants yet.
>like have you talked about this stuff?
No, most of our interaction has been
>her:"You have pretty eyes"
>me:"I like your hair, you're cute"
>smoking at bus stops
>work

>>5265904
>>5265928
my mom was like "finally" and now we go shopping constantly and she's a terrible influence on my bank card like "oo that's cute u should get it $200 isnt bad for a top!"

>>5265938
>tfw your dad wanted a daughter
>would rather a dead son than a live daughter

>>5265928
my mom keeps wanting to do this but i'm barely open about being trans to myself let alone the world

>>5265938
lol, nice

I want to go shopping with my mom more, especially because I realized somewhat recently that we have similar tastes in style. I've even started wearing black boots all the time like she always does because it looks awesome. I'm not as into black as she is though

>>5265941
I haven't done much with mine either, I was just saying that we have the chance too now

mostly because we both work a lot

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>tfw i'll never have a bf out of a shoujo manga
this shouldn't be keeping me up at night

>>5265939
>last male to carry on family name
>already have like a bajillion sisters
>hey dad im trans
Now he has a constant look on his face like I've killed him inside.

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>>5265953
>you will never have a hot stranger come into your life, stare deeply into your eyes, kiss you, and sweep you off of your feet
y live

>>5265934
Join us, the straight girl clique.

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>>5265957
is it too much to ask for

>>5265960
Can I join? I want to be a part of something.

>>5265956
>>last male to carry on family name
iktf.
Family don't seem too bothered though thankfully.

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>>5265953
I'M THE NERDY UNPOPULAR BUT SOMEHOW STILL BLAND GIRL BUT THE SCHOOL IDOL LIKES ME.
josei and seinen love stories best.
Also since they aren't drawn by little girls (published shoujo is often produced by underage girls) they get the anatomy right and don't make me cringe hard.

>peopple talking about how great their moms are
reeeeEEEEEEE
>>5265938
HEY BITCH

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i'm sorry anti-yuri anon, but i have to, at least this one last time

>tfw

goodnight elanna

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>>5265967
i just want a tall handsome guy to take me away from all of life's problems with a lengthy hug where neither of us want to let go and he promises to stay by my side forever

>>5265968
hey slut how r u?

>>5265973
sure, but for such escapism, isn't it better with something that doesn't very slightly egg you on for 100 chapters?

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>>5265961
>he will never hold your hand when you're nervous or anxious
>he will never hold you when life gets hard
>he will never know you so well that he knows how to to instantly brighten your day when you really need it
>you will never catch him smiling out of the corner of your eye, happy just to be with you

>>5265973

>>5265965
That's good. Is your family supportive of you?

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>>5265975
well yes, but i want a shoujo bf not to live in a shoujo manga

>>5265978
the feels are too strong tonight

>>5265979
Yup very.
Only came out yesterday but they have been amazing so far.

So i guess this would be the place to ramble to. I've dealt with the whole feeling like a girl thing since i was a wee lad but I've never told anyone.

The one thing that makes me feel like i'm a pile of fucking crazy is that a chunk of the time i don't think about it at all and then i'll have like "episodes" where the dismorphia and shit gets real bad and i get more depressed than usual.

Also I've never talked to a psychiatrist, or really told or done anything about it besides fell shitty and sorry for myself. And whenever i think about actually transitioning i just seems like so much shit and i just feel overwhelmed and it seems hopeless and i'll just be stuck in this shitty guy body forever.

So /mtfg/ am i just some crazy ass-hole or fucking what cause i can't seem to tell.

Also sorry for the ramble (and if i'm just shitting up this thread) and shit just had to get this off my chest.

>>5265983
Wow, that's great. I feel like you're lucky in that aspect. How long have you been on HRT if I can ask?

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>tfw no bf
>tfw no more uni classes to meet boys
So how do I get a normie social life? My friends don't really go to bars anymore

>>5265985
You don't have to be thinking about castration 24/7 to be trans, it can come and go

>>5265987
Almost a year actually.
I shoulda come out years ago tbhon.

>>5265988
Become a prostitute.

>>5266000
Thats not gonna help

>>5265988
>>5266000
Seconded. Trips don't lie.

>>5266003
Post your sweaty feet.

>>5265988
coworkers?

>>5266007
>>5265988
>implying jormy has a job
what about your coworkers amelia? would you hook up with dollface?

>>5265988
Ill b your bf tbqhfamiliadesu

But seriously I have no clue. I would jump through friends of friends to find people.

>>5265991
>shouldve come out years ago
Same here

Ive only been on hrt for about 8 months and the first two months were small doses.

>>5266013
i mean, i've had coworkers before and made friends with them lol. i also make friends with hairdressers and nail techs etc... i'm just saying you can make friends in a lot of places

>>5265978
desu a lot of that is real bfs too sometimes, it's not just shoujo fantasies.

>>5266006
My feet aren't sweaty though

>>5266007
Well theres some students I could try hanging out with but it would prolly be weird, we aren't that close

>>5266022
My main group of friends is insular as fuck and the other friends I hang out with only hang out with weird queer people ;~;

>>5266030
it's hard for people with autism like jormy and i mean that sincerely.

>>5266030
You obviously don't belong here, kek

>>5266034
>My main group of friends is insular as fuck and the other friends I hang out with only hang out with weird queer people ;~;
You should make an effort to break out of that tumblr bubble and befriend real human beans.

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>>5266031
you're probably right

I'm just thirsty got a bf and getting increasingly nervous about asking/confessing to my crush (and closest friend) next month

>>5266034
well, don't just ask random acquaintances to hang out with you. start by just talking to them. get to know them a little better!

>>5266042
*for a bf
not got a bf, obviously

>>5266034
Is your area that secluded? Theyve got to know more people and just arent telling you. You cant ask them outright, you have to go to their friends and ask who *their* friends are.

>>5266039
Yea tru you really have to be a neet or -fag of some kind to want to post in this containment board.

>>5266043
>>5266043
what's with the fake inspirational shit? when are you gonna go back to being a catty blonde airhead?

>>5266042
>next month
Are you on a timetable here or something?

>>5266048
>Yea tru you really have to be a neet or -fag of some kind to want to post in this containment board.
4chan got an influx of normies lately.

>>5266058
>normies
Is that what we're calling cuteposters now? :^)

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>>5266041
My main group are all normies desu, its just the don't really ever invite new people into the group. My other options are
>old group of hs friends who are all weeb bronies now
>random other people from hs who are probably druggies
>queer friends who only hang out with transtrenders and political lesbians
>randos from uni who probably wouldnt want to hang out anyway

>>5266043
Well duh

>>5266048
I live in a pretty big city, its just my friends literally never invite new people to hang out. The group has gone from like 20 people a few years ago to 6

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>>5266054

>>5266073
well then it sounds to me like you already know the answer, just get to know people around you until you wanna hang out with some of them

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>>5266058
no it's just that I'm busy with work and he's busy with school so we can't see each other that often (especially because the few days I have off aren't the weekend) and when I was planning on doing I thought it'd be cute to do around christmas. Especially after I realized that I don't have christmas off so I won't see any family, and spending the time around it with him sounds really comfy.

>>5266069
No I mean actual people who seem to come from reddit and other shitholes.
For instance there was a thread about QC on /co and instead of the usual bashing of the webcomic, it's author and trannies in general there were some retards spouting tumblr BS. Just horrible.

>>5266073
You need to make new friends pronto.

>>5266079
>implying /co/ isn't one of the more sjw boards
you must be /new/

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baka desu

>>5265974
hey im okayyyyyy just dealing with some silly stuff atm haha
how is vegas etc etc
is it super cold yet?

>>5266073
You sound like a shit friend senpai

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>>5266084
I don't think it's so much about muh SJW's but more about nerds playing nice because they don't know any better.

>>5266096
Being less of an angry hivemind is good though.

>>5266073
That sucks : / im sorry

>>5266079
I cant stand reddit. "Transpassing" is literally a contest to get upvotes by coming up with the best hugbox, and you get banned if you say they dont pass.

>>5266090
it's kind of cold lol and my heat isn't working so i have to call the office tomorrow and see if they can fix it ugh but i have coffee and a plush pink robe so its ok

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>>5266101
>Transpassing
I had no idea there was something like this. And that forced politeness is really off-putting.

>>5266075
bullshit. you used to bully me and tell me i needed ffs on tinychat and well guess what? i got one now and you contributed to my mangled up self-image. don't try to act like you are helpful here in anyway.

>>5266109
hey pigface :8)

>>5266110
trip on amelia

>>5266110
LOL
O
L

>>5266113
here you are about time you revealed your true self amelia.

>>5266102
awwwww that sucks!
i was really cold today i had on like 3 sweaters and 3 blankets, i think??? uggghhhh its so cold ;-;

hows work? ahahha
>>5266109
>i got ffs because other people told me to!!
it's not our fault you're ugly and stupid though??
your outward appearance was probably just a reflection of your inner beauty : ^)
oh wait...........

>>5266109
oh hi mangie

>>5266115
Whingie not every anon is that drag queen. It was just funny.
Oh and stop giving so much attention to every retard who says something bad about you drag queen or not.

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>>5266116
Looked at a mirror lately?

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>>5266115
sorry im just so jealous of your ffs, you look great hon!

>>5266120
i've posted a lot of pics lately warren, is that the best u can do?
lame
and i have looked at a mirror...I can do that....since they dont crack into pieces when I look at them....

>>5266117
Now everyone can see what a truly nice person you are, thanks for showing up cam whore.

>>5266117
u knnow what, do u still have my #?
when i got a new phone I lost a bunch of contacts!

>>5266121
>>5266125
I would not go around pointing fingers at anyone looking the way you do.

>>5266129
do you even know what I look like?
somehow I doubt you do
nor am i pointing fingers, it doesn't really take much to be better looking than angie

>>5266129
yes im mercury, you got me! im just so mad you got ffs and now pass better than even dollface

>>5266132
I thought you were Uranus.

>>5266130
You are ashamed of your face, enough to deny what I posted here>>5266120 is you. I feel sorry for you, but I am sure you have enough pent up self-pity in you.

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Less bickering and more helping me get a bf pls

Some of you need to grow the fuck up holy shit

>>5266117
thats kinda very two faced and for once I feel empathy for angie

>>5266136
lesson #1, go full time and stop being a repressed and depressed little bitch. how can you find any friends let alone a boyfriend if you are not being yourself? good luck.

>>5266136
How are you supposed to get a bf when you compete against ponies and anime women?

>>5266126
desu, i can be an incredibly nice person, but you don't deserve kindness. you're literally toxic. i've never met anybody as self serving, obnoxious and negative as you are. you dedicate most of your time to dragging other people down on here for no reason. well, you got your FFS so what are you gonna blame for your behavior now? last time i talked to you, you were apologizing profusely to me on facebook and i accepted it and did my best to show you support and kindness, yet now here you are trying to troll me for no fucking reason. you can't blame all your problems on the pretty girls, sweetie. you are a fucked up individual and i had nothing to do with it, edie had nothing to do with it, the network had nothing to do with it. it's just who you are and i've never met anyone so fucking ugly in so many ways.

>>5266137
But it wouldn't be half as funny for the rest of us.

>>5266136
jormy I think you need to get familiar with
>tfw no bf

>>5266137
didn't you know, you aren't trutrans unless you recreate Mean Girls

>>5266142
[incoherent and autistic babbling intensifies]

>>5266136
Straight men don't like girls who pretend they're boys.

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>>5266136
if I ever get a bf I'll let you know, because I have no idea either

>>5266136
You can't get one if you don't really want a bf. Why waste our time on something futile?

>>5266135
??
but it is me?
its just that.....a 300x217 pixel screencap of me making silly faces taken in the dark doesn't really reflect what i'd look like on any other occasion, so........
i'm not particularly pretty; I'm just more attractive than you, which doesn't take very much considering that you looked like a bridge troll that wanted to steal peoples sheep and rape little girls, and now you look like a pig woman

>>5266136
you've gotten so much advice I think you just need to follow some of it, llol

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>>5266141
True, true.

>>5266151
yes that is you and yes you are that ugly. lol what a literal retard you are.

>>5266136
pick boy
grab weiner
proclaim loudly that it is now your property
kneel over the boys lap as he is sitting down and rub your taint against his cock as you facefuck his mouth with your tongue

>>5266136
you're not real
nothing you say is real
you're just a meme
don't fall for the ruse

>>5266156
lmao okay Ms. piggie

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>>5266153

>>5266142
I was there in trapsrus and some of what amelia is saying is true but she deserves the hate because she is also a toxic bitch herself. There's 3 sides to every story so remember that.

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>tfw waking up and work in less then 1 hr and you don't want to go there and speak to anyone you just want to sleep the rest of your life

>>5266164
gosh for someone over 30 years old, i'd think you'd be more creative, even if you're not intelligent

>>5266168
case in point!

>>5266166
Hey Kittles!

>>5266147
>first she's a normie, then she's an autist
Mangie plz

>>5266167
>as if ms.piggie was creative or intelligent

>>5266140
Going full time is hard ;~; I'll probably get drunk enough to tell all my friends soon tho

>>5266141
Its gonna be tough but I think I can do it. Gotta stay positive!

>>5266143
N-never

>>5266148
You'd be surprised, /v/ is always talking about reverse traps like naoto

>>5266149
There needs to be a guide desu

>>5266150
B-but I do!

>>5266151
I followed mtfg's advice once and now I'm a tranny. Never again

>>5266157
I dont want to be arrested for sexual assault baka

>>5266158
o-ohh
help i m f a d i n g a w a

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>>5266166
that was me this morning too

you can get through it kit, just think of all the sleep you can get after you finish work!

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How do I make friends and relationships if I stay inside all day looking down on everyone like a lameo jackass?

>>5266174
Oh my God Angie seriously? How fucking why do you literally care? And the fact she's a bitch or not has nothing to do with her being black stop being a racist psycho. Just fucking filter her you loser and get over it.

>>5266177
You dont

>>5266179
That's not me. It's feefs waking up in Sweden and shitting it up.

>>5266175
You're a piece of shit but good luck finding a guy willing to put up with it.

>>5266175

>I don't want to be arrested for sexual assault

Then I guess you just don't love him enough.

>>5266170
hi shell ! how are you?? are you well?

>>5266175
>/v/ is always talking about reverse traps like naoto
Pretty sure they mostly just like traps, been on that board for fucking ever, part of why I often seem angry in my posts, fucking shitfest over there.

>>5266189
The racist has no bearing on her psychoticness, Cartmen. And I'm not on the fucking left, stop making broad sweeping statements based on unjustified prejudices.

>>5266194
I'm really really good thanks :)
How are you doing?

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>>5266188
Jokes on you I'm Australian, guys love it
>tfw u call someone a creepy neckbeard all the time and he thinks you're best buddies

>>5266193
B-but we can't be together if I'm in prison ;~;

>>5266196
I guess you haven't been on there long enough

>>5266175
>getting drunk and telling people you are trans
bad idea. they will not be in a supportive state more than likely will freak out at the idea. try it in a small group setting, i think people are less likely to be a bigot if others are watching them.

>>5266200
Date the neckbeard problem solved.

>>5266197
>unjustified prejudices.
I guess my white male privilege is to blame as usual.

Those poor wittle little negroes have been oppressed for so long they cant help but to murder you and rape your women and break into your home and take all your shit.

They ain't fucking unjustified prejudices, I have grown up around these shitskins and they are literal fucking human garbage.

>>5266200
Stopped browsing around 2013/2014, it's a fucking echochamber over there and I've browsed it for so long nothing is original anymore.

Also Neo-/v/ has so shitty taste in vidya I cant find any threads to my liking.

>>5266204
I mean they all already know they're just waiting for me to ask them to switch

>>5266207
B-but hes engaged. Maybe I should date his gf, he makes it sound like she wants to kek him with a girl

>>5266207

trip on, neckbeard

>>5266189
Go back to your fucking containment board, beta

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>>5266215
I dont belong on any board, but you guys are the nicest by far so here I am.
Also, very inclusive, I like it.

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Ah the /mtfgay that we all know and love.

why do we have to argue leading up to every thanksgiving cant we just sit down to a meal of turkey and yam pizza with some hot salty custard for dessert?

>>5266217
>I dont belong on any board
Did you just fumble on your way from doublechin?

>>5266212
Every time I regret replying to you. Talking to you about anything is like trying to get Sheen to lose weight. Fucking Australians.

>>5266222
didn't you get the memo? we're going straight to the salty custard.

>>5266222
Because you are trannies duh.

>>5266209
>I guess my white male privilege is to blame as usual.
I just told you I'm not a fucking leftist, I don't do that shit.
You should take each case on its merits. People are good, people are bad, people are cunts, and some people can be kind, there is no need to apply blanket statements - just take them as they are.
Amelia has done the exact same to Angie as Jupiter has - why should she be spared the threat of lynching because she's white?
If you're going to threaten your tormenters then don't get distracted by the issue of race.

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>>5266225
But I said I was gonna go full time

>>5266222
Because this is an anonymous imageboard.
The temptation is always going to be too great for sniping when you don't have to be held accountable for it.

>>5266237
>not accountable
If you've been here for a while you generally have an idea who it is.

>>5266235
Full time hon time. We all know where this is headed, the ride never ends.

Does inhouse require a dr's note for spiro? I'm thinking of starting on it.

>tfw no schmeckel

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>>5266235
>>5266235
>But I said I was gonna go full time


you should jormy you are really pretty

>>5266241
Yeah, there's a few culprits, Idon't doubt that, but there's clearly other nameless anons who just want to stir it up just cause. And because of the assumption that it's always one of the usual suspects it just adds to the drama.

>>5266235
The chances of you going full time are about as low as sheen loosing weight.

>>5266232
>People are good, people are bad, people are cunts, and some people can be kind, there is no need to apply blanket statements
This is what leftists say, a boat packed to the brim with violent inmates could be sent from Africa and people like you would still insist they deserve a chance and if there was just one law abiding citizen on that boat you'd be like "#NOTALLBLACKS" or some shit.

>Amelia has done the exact same to Angie as Jupiter has - why should she be spared the threat of lynching because she's white?
I'm not really defending Angie, for all I know shes a cunt too but someone black being a cunt isn't really a surprise me.

>If you're going to threaten your tormenters then don't get distracted by the issue of race.
Internet used to be a safe space from niggers but now they're fucking here too, literally cant get fucking rid of them.

>>5266228
not again, everyone filled up on salty custard last year and nobody touched the pizza
how are you all supposed to function if you don't get your tranny fuel
the salty custard is a side dish

>>5266242
At least hons can get bfs

>>5266245
h-hugboxer pls

>>5266248
Jokes on you sheen lost weight

>>5266244
just get a prosthetic like the FtMs

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why do yall even care how attractive each other are? i'm going to be blunt and say the only people who feel the need to compete are the ones who were always seen as ugly by everyone around them which is something i guess i'm unfamiliar with. i can somewhat understand it if you're being attacked because you're defending yourself, but otherwise it's not cute. it just shows how incredibly insecure you are and that's one of the least attractive traits in anyone, male or female.

inb4 someone calls me a drag queen or hideous as well proving my point

>>5266255
>h-hugboxer pls
I'm not a hugboxer, lemme see and I will give you a brutally honest review.

>>5266247
It's usually angie, feefs and jupiter. I have no idea if the other nameless anons are involved since the said trips are crazy enough to do it up themselves.

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