mtfg Transgirl General

>tfw no one to tie up

if you're out shopping/errands, and someone innocently asks you if you're transgender,

what's the nicest way to avoid answering?
or should you just not answer?

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>>5226896

Anime is love. Weebs are life.

>>5226899
"No"

>>5226899
If you ignore them, they'll probably think you are and that you're a twat

If you say something that isn't an answer, your voice will almost certainly give it away

So there's no way to avoid answering really

>>5226899
https://clyp.it/4uppegnh

Hello. I'm 20. I'm planning on ordering Pueraria mirifica online as soon as I can before it's too late. Tips, advice?

>>5226899
Look at them with a disgusted look in your face

>don't clean one dish
>Next day cousin leaves a note that says "NO MAID SERVICE CLEAN OWN MESS" with "CLEAN OWN MESS" Underlined in red
Sometimes I kinda feel like leaving a note on the front door that says "Sorry I work a physically exhausting job for 8 hours a day, spend 2 and a half hours on 4 buses getting to and from home, have difficulty sleeping because of PTSD, have bad habits because of Major Depression, and occasionally forget to clean one or two things around the house in my 30 minutes of free time each day." for my uncle and cousins to see so they get off my case about every little thing I don't do perfectly but I also don't want to get kicked out.

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>spent all evening with best friend
>played RE:R2 for the good ending
>played pokemon
>watched Sphere
>talked about life and problems
>gave him a goodnight kiss
:3
Also
>98% on my computer test
It was easy but still I feel so much better

>>5226905
>Tips
Don't order pm and spend your money on proper blockers + E instead.

>>5226905
Order actual hormones instead.

>>5226904
You sound slightly autistic.

>>5226905
Get on hrt instead of eating memes

>>5226910
I haven't got a lot of money to spend, this is from my allowance.

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>>5226885
O-ok I like nice people ^^; they tie the best knots

>>5226911
I was very drunk when I read that.

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>>5226906
Like this
>
>>5226905
Get real hormones

thread reminder that faye is a straight transgirl pretending to be a straight cis boy

>>5226915
On the bright side, there's a 95% chance I wouldn't clock your voice. It's a little odd-sounding but it's not super crazy.

>>5226907
For context: I live with my uncle right now while I try to get some money saved up for a place of my own

>>5226914
you know that from experience? :o

>>5226907
no excuses cleaning a plate takes 10 seconds

>>5226913
alldaychemist.com
you want 2mg progynova and 100mg spironolactone
you will need to take one of each twice a day
so buy enough to last
you are welcome

>>5226923
Make the note back
If they're going to be passive aggressive bitches about one dish they don't deserve consideration desu

>>5226930
I wrote sorry on the back of the note

>>5226907
In their defense cleaning up after someone sucks big time. I live with my grandmother and my cousin and his father moved in down stairs and they're fucking gross pigs. My uncle manscapes in the sink and shaves his chest and back hair in the tub and doesn't clean it, it's fucking everywhere like bigfoot took a shower in my house. My cousin is fat and autistic and pisses on the bathroom floor sometimes because he can't aim or too lazy and I'm the one that has to clean up after them. They had the nerve to bitch at me and say it's gross that my long hair falls out from brushing my hair and sometimes clogs the shower.

>>5226927
Thank you.

So what now?

>>5226933
I left a dish out.

a dish.

one.

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>>5226924
Y-yeah, I like being tied up ;~~~;

>tfw the only thing that makes you forget about hatred is running around in your room throwing your fists at everything
>once im done I still remember everything
>The only reason I stop is because my body is extremely sore
>can't relax
>Can't sit still
>just living with complete anger that I can't kill who I want to kill

god I cannot wait to be on my own. I hate how "home" right now is a place I feel anxiety in and I want to be in a place where I feel safe and unscrutinized.

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>>5226931
Cute
>>5226933
That's kind of a different level than dirty dishes
Like, I wouldn't feel violated if someone left a chili bowl out
>>5226938
>I like being tied up
You should help me find someone to tie me up

>>5226939
Find an outlet for venomous behaviour

>>5226938
that's lewd, you're suspended!

from the ceiling with some nice natural fibre rope

:^)

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>>5226947
lol good one!

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>>5226947
W-wow arms tied behind the back too? T-that's scary and I'd like a blindfold so I don't have to see desu o///////o;;

>>5226942
Umm idk do you have any friends willing to fug? That's sort of what I'm doing atm.

>>5226902
I'd like to try this, even though I don't like to mislead people

I just want to be left alone.
bad enough I just got clocked.

>>5226903
not saying something is rude

I think I may just give them a puzzled look like I don't know what they are talking about, and then smile and move on

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>>5226955
Clearly not, my best friend kicked me out of his bed without so much as a single cuddle

^.^ Did someone say tie them up?

>>5226946
How is that venomous behavior?

>>5226960
Some would call the desire to murder someone a "negative thought"

>>5226955
but then how could you see me beat you up

>>5226961
I think it's a perfectly normal thing to think about. Thought does not equal intent does not equal action.

>>5226961
What makes it venomous?
How can thoughts be venomous?

>>5226957
That's really shitty ;__; idk, is there some sort of BDSM community in your city? I've never done anything like that but if looking for general kinkiness it seems to work out fine for some people.

>>5226960
I just think you'd feel better if you could vent your frustration somehow instead of ignoring it
>>5226968
Venomous thoughts are negative emotions that you forget to release and burn up your insides
Hatred, sorrow, frustration, etc all have their place but they shouldn't control you

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>>5226963
I don't want to see, I want to be scared, and I want to be helpless. I don't want to know when and where you'll beat me.

>>5226970
I don't like making friends and casual sex is equivalent to bestiality to me, and I'm not woofufu

>tfw no adopted son to corrupt and turn into a whyte sissy bitch for BBC

>>5226973
but you can't always get what you want elanna
that's part of being helpless
c:

>>5226976
Well then idk, I guess dating and hoping to wind up with someone that's into kink is basically the only option then ;_;

>>5226982
>dating
Back to corrupting my friend's indomitable moral fiber then

>>5226972
The only thing that can help my pent up hate is some bp. But I don't have that I only fug real vagina but that gets old quick. My only outlet is violence toward myself. I do everything I can to block outv the thoughts but I can't and I obviously don't act on murder thoughts but I take it out on myself.
Videogames don't calm me anymore Nothing does
Im too old and miserable. I have a good future going for me but im still fucking miserable i want to beat someone down to a bloody pulp

>>5226977
I'm glad this is a joke post and not serious because that's downright evil.

>>5226987
>im still fucking miserable i want to beat someone down to a bloody pulp
Get into competitive MtG?

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>>5226978
;__; what do you want to do to me then? Clearly this is out of my control. P-please don't hurt me too much senpai

>>5226939
Sounds like you need a therapist. Find one that knows trauma and/or anger issues.

>>5226991
>implying that isn't what all trans mothers want to do
Plz

>>5226961
depends on how shitty the person is.

>tfw you just want to take someone to their physical and mental edge, break them, and reform them into the exact thing you want them to become.

>>5226995
I probably should see a therapist but not for anger issues or gender issues

>>5226992
Lol no
I walked into a building with those fucks and I couldnt even be near them. Im so much better looking and in shape that it offended me. I wanted to beat the shit out of them also.

>>5226996
I know this is satire but no. Almost none of them want anything like that at all. Only the really depraved individuals want to do that and imo they should have child protective services called on them immediately and given a full psychiatric evaluation.

>>5227009
Jesus Christ wtf that is one serious fetish

>>5226994
i'll hold your hand so hard and watch movies so long ~
also i need to practice my art wax on you

and hit you

>>5227012
You're right, I shouldn't talk so openly about the trans agenda where the cispeople might see it

>>5227009
Don't all women have this fetish
Women are sociopathic pieces of shit because they can get away with it
All women deserve to get raped at least once

>>5227022
That's a fantasy involving my fetish, but its not soley my fetish.

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>>5227035
On second thought I have no room to talk. You keep being you senpai

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>>5227029
>>5227034
I see the recent crossboard posting bought lovely new edge posters

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>>5227034
Nope. I don't have that fetish. My fetish is dependence on a strong dominant provider.

>>5227041
Wait what board did we crossboard post with?

JUST CUT YOUR HAIR AND DETRANSITION YOU'RE RUINING YOUR ENTIRE LIFE

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>>5227025
>practice my art wax
>tfw no-one to drip hot candlewax all over me

>>5227040
jesus h christ caddy

>>5227047
Thank you for showing that you care anon, even if its not what I believe in.

>>5227048
I know I'm disgusting

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>>5227047
if I had to detransition I'd probably commit suicide

how's that for ruining my life?

>>5227047
but my life is already ruined

>>5227051
No no, you do you, it's just I wasn't expecting that on a blue board. ;___;

>>5227048
I don't drip hit wax usually. But I do have a crock pot and brush specifically for that. I like completely covering and then peeling all of it at once.

>>5227009

>tfw every relationship with men i've ever had

this is a fetish?

>>5227046
Some bitter hon did a collection of purposefully unflattering pictures of trips here (some pics as much as a year or more out of date) and posted a "which one would you Smash" thread on soc r9k and v. I forget which boards exactly but the point is they did it to stir up more pointless drama.

>>5227041
Nigger I've been here longer than you
I only come here to edgepost now to get rid of my frustrations.
I normally don't attack people just talk about my hate
>>5227047
I hope you get killed

>>5227060
yes and you are demented

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>>5227060

>>5227065
Edie is a kindred spirit. You know nothing of dementia.

>>5227048
dripping is ok if you want that sort of look, i like brushes like
>>5227059
this. they're on my wavelength, 10/10 kellyvee

>>5227063
Carry on desu. They help you vent some stress you don't attack anyone and they're a little entertaining to read ^^

>>5227071
Im about ready to attack you tbqh
You passive aggressive fuck

>>5227070
Domme high fives are just lewd gropes. *squeeze*

So many doms posting recently o//////o;;

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>tfw sobering up
>tfw lewd thoughts
>tfw time to go to bed
Goodnight girls ^^

>>5227077
I'm been in a mood since yesterday, blame elanna.

>>5227075
C: very true.

>>5227077
but i post a fair bit every day!

>>5227047
I already did that, one step ahead of you anon

>>5227051
You're not disgusting caddy

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>>5227079
good night!

have some nice lewd dreams :)

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>>5227065

i don't think i have anything close to resembling dementia?
i'm sorry but a lot of men act like idiots for some reason, pic related. i'm literally having this conversation as i type this. this guy is like in new york 100 miles away and brought this up after i told him i would be in california for a week, 2000+ miles away. if men didn't constantly act like entitled pieces of shit i wouldn't treat them like they need to be taught how to act.

>>5227067

u get it caddy

>>5227077

i'm a switch idk

>>5227081
I blame nycteri ;p
>>5227082
Oh, sorry >.< I haven't been posting much recently

>>5227047
Jokes on you I havent transitioned yet

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>>5227077
>tfw no handsome dom in my life.
Why live.

>>5227074
I think you're completely misreading me. Im being literal here. My personality isn't passive anything. When I get mad I'm just outright bitchy aggressive confrontational. I'm saying what I mean lol.

>>5227091
intersex

>>5227088
My favorite.

If a guy says he's being nice, then he's probably not nice at all. A nice man can easily show it through his actions.

>>5227096
SHELL ELF WILL NOT BE HAPPY

>>5227089
Yes Nycie too

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>>5227100
P much desu. Talk is cheap. Actions say so much more.

>>5227088
tbqh i'm a switch too! but dom pref. i don't like being subby beyond a certain point

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>>5227079

>>5227107
You and I both.

>>5227107
Will you dom me?
Im a chaser that wants a fat cock inside me
I come from r9k and fell in lovec with the beautiful women that I saw and I knew...just KNEW that I had to say hi...

>>5227088
Switch is fun!
>>5227096
https://youtu.be/jRvdJxwvjhs?t=4s

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As it turns out my irl friends are amazing. I posted on FB earlier today how someone stole my expensive metal grinder from class today, and within minutes I got offers to replace it by them! Its an amazing feeling to be loved ~ <3

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>>5227102
:3
Its not my fault her bro is handsome as fuck.
How are you?

>>5227110
Is it weird if I met a guy who was a regular on 4chan I'd instantly lose about half my initial respect? Possibly just say nahhh...

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>>5227100

yeppppppppppp
most men are like that these days too, it's ridiculous. so i have to slap the sense into them mentally/emotionally. it works well.

>>5227107

i like bothhhh. hardcore bondage aggressive passionate brutal sex. if i'm not getting dominated then the guy is.

>>5227111

ohoho
i see someone's kinky.. it's ok elf don't worry ur secret is safe wit me

>>5227110

into the trash it goes

>>5227110
Just FYI since ur new to chasing here. Most transgirls don't like using their penis and don't like being treated as pure fetish fuel. Its highly insulting and you're likely to get told to fuck off by making requests like that. This is *not* the thread for that kinda stuff and you'll get run out in short order if you keep that up since it pisses alot of girls here off ^^

>>5227111
it's papa franku
plz gibe da pussi b0ss

>>5227117
I laid out bait and it still hurt when I got deniee
I need to go outside

>>5227110
no

try craigslist

>>5227116
i'm good baby girl how you doing?

>>5227120
The master learns from the guide.
>>5227118
Way too much for my own good tbqh x////x
>>5227116
;~~~;

I hate niggers

>>5227117

They aren't so bad I've met a few. Until they start talking about anything 4chan or trans related then I dip.

>>5227110
tfw non-fat cock means no deep vag

kms

>>5227124
I'm really good, its fuckin 40 degrees here though :(
Trying to keep cool atm.

>>5227034
All rapists deserve to be castrated.

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>tfw can't serve true purpose

>>5227132
fucking tasmania was cold all day when are you and kit gonna hang out?

>>5227131
There is that other procedure which uses scrotal skin.

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>went out drinking with another old coworker
>some really drunk bio chem student is shouting trying to talk to us
>subject gets into Catholicism and relationships somehow
>guy talks about how men are genetically hunters while women are genetically gatherers
>later in the night, waiting for a cab in the cold
>I tell her "See, people like me need people like you, because in almost every way I reinforce gender stereotypes... on the other hand I blow them completely out of the water, so there's that".
>she says "You know I didn't even realize until we went to Balcony (some other bar) a while ago. I never put the pieces together until that guy you knew was saying how inspirational you were. I was like 'why is she so inspirational?' and I had to ask Richard (our old boss)'.
>tear up
>I tell her "That's so wonderful to hear. I can't believe it. I feel like it's so obvious".
>She says "We worked together for 9 months and I never realized".

While I enjoy and miss a lot of girls in /mtfg/, the less time I spend here the better I feel.

I learned my lesson about cropping out phone numbers by the way.

>>5227136
I would really like to.
I've been going to this local tranny support group thingy and she said she might come to the next one.

>>5227138
It's like mtf rehab

>>5227138
Congrats Caddy!

>>5227141
Sounds really good, what do you do in your spare tiem?

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>>5227135

>>5227138
Aww! So cute ^-^

>>5227147
Drink and watch awful movies & TV shows tbhon.
I'm also trying to learn to sing.

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just fuck my shit up senpai

>>5227137

Even that won't do much for me. Strap-ons are fun stuff anyway.

>>5227152
Sounds like fun but no vidya what are you crazy!!!!
Mr. Robot's been pretty fun so far i'd get it if i were you

>>5227138
I missed the part about her and the guy getting into a feminist based argument over what he said about the natural order of gender roles. Seems important to mention after reading that again.

>>5227149
Sluggo have you plaid undertale?

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>>5227154
is she ok

>>5227160
i have yeah its pretty great

>>5227158
Yeah I play videa too, not a big gamer tho tbhon.
I'm currently replaying FFX and waiting for my copy of Fallout 4 to arrive.
>Mr. Robot
That looks very interesting, I'll check that out, thanks!

>>5227138
This has to be fake or exaggerated....caddy barely passes in pictures let alone real life. I look 10 times better then her and even I don't pass that well.

>tfw you buy a cute new skirt for fall wardrobe, but it shows the bottom of your butt.

I believe more leggings are in order.

>>5227165
It's cool the lingo is actually correct!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
are you another perth str8y?

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Uhhh, so be me.. Perfectly straight for 2 years since starting hormones, then today a really attractive girl hits on me and it just makes me feel weird from inside again, the same way when a guy hit on me first time.
Its not like ivent been hit on by a girl before, many times actually when was younger and super awkward guy . Just that now it happened again but this time the girl was hitting on an another one and had no idea what kinda degenerate freakshow i was. Now im just here wondering why i feel this way , am i a filthy half transbian or was this just such a surprise that im feeling confused e_e ? Also should i tell my boyfriend about it or is it just something not worth mentioning since possible drama?

>>5227174
>are you another perth str8y?
Yup, Me and Kit are straight, but I think Hailey is bi.
So are you another les or bi or what?

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>>5227173
Honestly asking but if you wear leggings with a skirt will a sweater go with that well depending on what sweater?

>>5227163
It is. Gaster is my waifu

>>5227176
Bi, heavily leaning towards gurls have you ever visited kit's nightclub thingo?

>>5226907
where do you live?

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goodnight

>>5227187
I'm living with my uncle temporarily

>>5227191
where is that though? like what state is what i am asking
can you find a friend or a homestay or a homelelter or a community thing closer to your job?

>>5227184
Nope, never been to that particular club.
I should go there and hit on her or something for the lols.

I want to beat the shit out of someone so badly

>>5227198
Someone in particular or anyone?

>>5227196
Washington. I live in renton, work in bellevue.

>>5227198
figt me irl

>>5227200
Well I have a list
There's a few tripfags that id love to just in the throat to be specific. You're not one of them don't worry
i want to beat the shit out of someone so badly. The worlds done me wrong and I want to fight someone
But obvious I want to beat the shit out of real life people

>>5227197
Yeah !!! do it in secret thooooo, does she know what you look like?

>>5227203
are there any lgbt centers near your work?
>>5227209
which wtrips

>>5227214
Not sure. I don't want to be in a shelter.

>>5227189
me too, I am also going to bed too.
not together... t-that would be crazy right... heh.... eheh...

>>5227211
Aw shit, she does actually, I have a pic on my skype.
Maybe I could put on a fake stach?

>>5227217
Nighty night little Shan.

>>5227209
Why not post list?

can i just say that wet 'n wild lipsticks are like 1.99 but they are super pigmented and amazing
whenever i get really bored with my lipsticks i buy like 3-5 new shades and i never regret it.

so in conclusion buy wet 'n wild lipsticks if ur new to makeup

>>5227203

That is waaay far to go to work. I wish I could help you tbqh. There may be a place in West Seattle that my roomie will give you a fair price for but I think she is using it as her home office for tax reasons now i'm not sure.

>>5227216
in the case case, see if you can rent a room close to your job, or, just suck it up; you're a guest in their house and you dont wanna rock the boat, leaving a /single/ dish out isn't that bad no, but people are easily annoyed when you're "freeloading" in their mind or anything like that so just say sorry and take it in stride.
it's probably not a really big deal though unless your aunt and uncle say something to you i dont think you should be concerned

>>5227224
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm i'd try it anyways desu also i'll get kit to give me your skype

>>5227224
Because than it would be obvious who I am.
I want to kill someone
I never will but fuck I've been smashing shit for hours
Im living in such hatred for everyone and everything. Im an adult im supposed to be over this but I don't see myself ever being over hate
Humanity is truly something that deserves to get a concrete block to the head. I hate life and every second of it
I cant just calm down
Games don't help
Music and just breaking shit doesnt help
I won't act on anything obviously but fuck I've just been so fucking pissed these last few days.
The worlds wronged me

>>5227227
>>5227228
I'm currently planning on moving out sometime around christmas

>>5227231
Oh its shellofahumanbeing.

>>5227175
Ha- lesbian.

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>>5226896
Disgusting. You cuteposters and animeposters make me sick.

>>5227237
>moving out in a month
dont worry about it tthen

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http://www.twitch.
tv/qt_kiwi

making music rn

>>5227225

Thank you edie your tips are awesome. Just getting into lipstick and my favourite stuff is LimeCrime Glamour 101 but too pricy for me rn. Have you gotten to try out the mettallic looking ones yet? I'm really digging them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44vzMNG2fZc

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I told my mom that every time I visited the family it drove me to the edge of suicide for weeks afterwards

>>5227250

metallic lip colors aren't my thing desu. limecrime isn't bad tho other than the owner being a psycho who overcharges. you should try jeffree star's velour lipstick in hoehoehoe tif you like metallic shimmes! it's probably one of the best red lipsticks out there with metallics if you don't want it to move an inch after you apply it.

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/tesg/ from /vg/ here

could you guys please take back your example specimen that is whoring 24/7 for attention? Pic related, today i learned that transpeople like their penis and like to fuck woman with it, totally unlikely real woman

Te more you know i guess

>>5227306
That's not the consensus here, so s/he's probably from somewhere else

>>5227306

Your general is one of the shittiest on /vg/, all you retards do is waifu post and talk about nudity mods, of which there are inexplicably 9,000,000.

I haven't read anything beyond "/tesg/ from /vg/", but that is because I don't needs to.

>>5227306
>/tesg/ angry about trannies
>mfw it wasn't even me
kek m8

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>>5227312
>>5227322
That person said its from here but doesnt post here very often

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>>5227330
>Lain
Hahahah

>>5227306
>>5227330

>lain
o....

>>5227336

that's jormy ? isn't it ?

>>5227330
I thought Lain either detrans'd or comitted sedoku

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>>5227336
>>5227339
I'm pretty sure this is lane.

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>>5227339
>that's jormy ? isn't it ?
yes it is

>>5227339
>that's jormy ? isn't it ?
No thats Sonic 2.0.

>>5227346

ye it is

>>5227347

ok ok

>>5227351

but we don't need a sonic 2.0 why fix it if it aint broke yknow jormy is a whole other model

we /crossboard funposting/ again?

>>5227269
I can't believe mfw I watch that whole fucking mess of a video...and it was produced by /pol/...

>>5227301
>the owner being a psycho who overcharges

This absolutely, don't feed their ego Anon. That hoehoehoe looks divine, an awesome reccomendation

>tripfags and trannies
woah grate board

what's going on im too drunk for this

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Opinions

>>5227358
>walk into Tripfags: The Board and go to Trannies: The General
What were you expecting?

>>5227366
i wasnt expecting anything because i dont go on lgbt
gas all gays

>>5227358
>tripfags amd trannies
/mtfg/: the board game

>>5227363
Shh shh, just have a nice warm cup of milk and some benedryl and you'll be alright.

>>5227357

ty ty i know too much about makeup cause i'm obsessed with it

>>5227364

idgi

>>5227366

>Tripfags: The Board, Trannies: The General

coincidentally that's the name of my autobiography

>>5227357
>I can't believe mfw I watch that whole fucking mess of a video...and it was produced by /pol/...
people need to wake up to what is happening

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>>5227364
I'm not really into thick/chubby women at all. /fit/ and petite girls are da best imo. Honorable mention goes to curvy girls that aren't fatties taking angle shots

>>5227364
>tfw I poster this in the wrong thread on the wrong chan and it wasn't even the right image
I'm dead

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>>5227373
help

>>5227363
We are posting lewds, do it fag!

>talked to cute homeless girl and co-worker for the last 3 days on the bus ride home
>we all take the same bus at night so i see her after work pretty much every day
She and my co-worker were saying that I was cute and stuff and I told her I'm trans and she was like "Woah, really?"

>>5227377
ayyy

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>tfw waking up and the power is all out

>>5227387
there there
there there
*puts a cock shaped pacifer in jormies mouth*

papa franku has a new video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAPBm_0ftAY

>>5227391
sorry to say but the world ended

>>5227387
I would, but I don't come from a land down under so that might be difficult.

>>5227388
Kek

>>5227355
I want the shitposters to stop bringing shit into boards and threads that have nothing to do with being trans.

Not blaming you either but holy fuck the shitposting in tesg has gotten out of control.

Fuck you whoever it is that has some sort of deranged hate obsession with trans lesbians.

>>5227397
does that mean i don't have to go into work?? ._.;

>>5227404
Trans lesbian hate is a meme. I thought everyone knew that ?

>>5227391
>Waking up at 7pm
Da fug.

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>>5227408
>nobody even tries to give me shit about being a transbian since I pass well
feels gud

>>5227407
yes but you had better find some supplies before everyone else gets them

>>5227408
It's an annoying meme.

>>5227408
its not a meme.
unfortunately most insufferable transpeople happen to be lesbos
cant do anything against that as a normal tsl tho

>>5227395

>I always smoke two smokes when I smoke

That first guy he kisses is actually petty cute

>>5227408
Maybe on /mtfg/ it gets thrown into being a meme, but there actually is a lot of people on 4chan that hate trans lesbians in particular.

>>5227410
sleeping through the heat is the only way I can survive shell. today was SO HOT. also I have work tonight ._.

how are you??

>>5227421
mostly robots jealous of chads becoming stacies and dating other stacies?

>>5227412
I generally like everyone here but I'm gunna admit you're starting to get louder and more annoying by the day . . .

>>5227416
Yeah but that's 4chins for ya. Memes on top of memes

>>5227417
If is in those general at least. A good bit of the girls here are bi at the very least

>>5227421
Alot of the most annoying ones also happen to be lesbian alot of the time so I think they just associate being translesbian as something inherently bad

>>5227427
I'm honestly just pushing it on purpose because I want to see someone get angry at me for once. people are too nice to me here.

>>5227431
tl;dr?

>>5227034
>Being this much of a collectivist pig fuck

>>5227422
Sweltering, today was insane!
I wish I had slept through it too tbhon.

>>5227429
I don't like getting angry at people. :c

>>5227429
You honestly need to knock it off. Its really starting to get obnoxious and actively trying to shit up the thread for attention is pretty valid. Don't buy into that mean girls high school drama garbage alot of ppl actually are getting fed up with it.

>>5227433

tldr; on and off ex of 3 years wants to be friends again despite failing as such 3 or 4 times prior because we have residual feels and i need someone to tell me this is a dumb idea

>>5227438
Vapid* not valid

>>5227439
>keeping contact with exes ever
s mh tbqphwy f a m

>>5227431
honestly I am tired of you and your crap and inability to grow up and no matter what anyone says you will just end up fucking him for a week or two until you get tired of him
so whatever, go do what you usually do, fall into the same trap and pretend that the reason you fuck so many guys isnt because you hate yourself

>>5227438
>taking anything on 4chan seriously
I dont know the other person but who cares? if you dont want to banter dont engage, its that easy

>>5227438
>amy victoria being obnoxious
You really havent been here long at all. Also youre feeding her, re-read what her post.

>>5227439
It's a dumb idea dont do it faggot. Never blow your nose with the same tissue twice senpai.

>>5227447
I hate that literal nigger you responded to
He acts like a police officer putting witchhunts on people
He needs to go to susans

>>5227449
don't waste your breath
she is going to do it anyway

>>5227439
it's a dumb idea.

>>5227448
I'm not sure if you're defending me or not in this post desu.

>>5227445
>>5227438
Shitposting is fun to a dregree, but I agree it's gone a bit too far in the "shitposting for shitposting sake".

also I'm really tired.

G'nite /tesg/

>>5227452
>i've had sex with 10 men
you have fucked at least ten men THIS YEAR

>>5227454
it cant go to far. just need to do it right. if youre not funny or clever while doing it you shouldnt do it.

>>5227450
we ve had a few officers lately. I wonder what will happen when they realize that at least some people here dont give a fuck about save spaces

>>5227388
I got none on my phone

>>5227394
p-plz
a boy keeps sitting on me

>>5227401
;~;

>>5227454
It was neutral-positive-ish to you. I was hinting that you couldnt be obnoxious if you tried.

>>5227454
tesg?
you're making waifus

>>5227459
>a boy keeps sitting on me
What! Have you learned nothing from Kit!
Your supposed to sit on the boy!

Fucking freaks

Whoever started the shitposting on tesg... fuck you. Seriously. Fuck. You.

I avoid coming here specifically because of dumbass arguments like this.

>>5227431
don't do it you dumdum
you're in love with him and you won't be together so what's the point in being friends, it'll just suck for you and remind you of everything more.

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>>5227458
I mean I'd keep going if I wasn't tired and my hands werent cold.

>>5227460
>you couldnt be obnoxious if you tried
This feels tsundere to me desu

>>5227461
this is my waifu's face. it represents how I feel about myself. she has no eyes, ears, and toungue.

>>5227112
i thought you couldnt smoke weed while on whoremoans

>>5227460
Good morning.
I thought you were going to stop coming here?

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>>5227459
>i got none on my phone
Feel free to drop me a img url while I'm roaming the commonwealth wasteland for hormones tbqh desu

>>5227472
Come on man!
It's part of her cultural heritage.

>>5227431

Sounds like a lot of redd flags. I mean aren't the strongest relationships built upon being good friends anyway? Everyone I know that has cut people out of their lives that don'tmake them happy, regardless of long held affection, are much happier. If being with them or talkng to them doesn't makes you truly happy he isnt in your best interest. So you are an idiot if you don't want to be happy. How was that?

>>5227429
You're an attention whoring cunt and a :3/10

>>5227476
>tfw plant will never bully you in bed irl
I'm back in Washington by the way, you live here right?

>>5227474
That Haineken. Gangsta.

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>>5227472
Smoke weed? Wha? I don't even smoke cigarettes, much less Mary Jane, so how'd you come to that conclusion?

>>5227481
Your taste in fallout and game companies is really respectable

>>5227486
you said something about a grinder, my corrupted mind automatically assumed you were on about the meme plant

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I'm going to work rn so everyone have a gn !

>>5227490

https://www.toolnut.com/product_p/d28115.htm?gclid=CjwKEAiA1JuyBRCogJLz4J71kj0SJADsd6QReXCqKOkN_3tLONxwOq4KRkkBMPcrg60-HJIuGroEExoC7ffw_wcB

I meant this ^

>>5227477
i think in that situation its basically always either be together or dont be friends
like unless you get to the point where you don't have feelings for eachother anymore. feelings just fuck errything up.

thats just in my experience though i've only really been with 2 people so hey

>>5227472
you can smoke weed tho. its the nicotine you need to avoid

>>5227473
I don't think I'll ever escape from 4chin. I couldn't when Bailey Jay was queen of /b/, I couldn't when Boxxy was queen of /b/, and while I thought I was free after that I only found myself back again.

>>5227494
>story about pothead bros turns out to be story about construction bros
wild ride desu

>>5227481

mhmmm hence the asking if you wanted to hangout. I believe we always got along before so I'd be down

>>5227494
well i feel retarded -_-

>>5227500
I don't do any drugs at all. Terrified of the stuff desu

>>5227506
To be fair I had no idea grinder was something weed related

>>5227505
wait, shit, you asked me and I forgot? I'm sorry. but yeah, I'd love to hang sometime

Don't worry, it literally can't go worse than the last time I tried meeting someone from /mtfg/

>>5227497
You were here since Bailey Gay? You started coming here way too young.
I fear that you might start posting anime images or start talking about Pokemon, maybe even try to get into those disgusting "esports" and become a caricature of femininity so prevalent here.

SHITFUCKSHIT IT'S 4AM AND I HAVE TO GO TO BED. PLANT GIMME UR SKYPE AND WE CAN TALK LATER

>>5227514
Oh sorry didn't realize there was such a thing as the trans femm police. I guess everyone has tonfit inside some eqsimy defined box instead of just being themselves

>>5227518
>tfw yurop
>11:45 am

>>5227521
man, i love tonfit inside eqsimy defined boxes

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>>5227504
You can always delete him from your life and social media and stuff. You are already taking drastic measures to cut contact then. You'll get through this and you'll come out stronger. Send him a postcard from PDX.

>>5227510
I asked if you wanted to go shopping with me I need new dresses asap. I have a pretty good record. You don't have to worry, I won't hit on you or anything.

>>5227522
12:45 here you nasty Amerilard.

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>>5227526
im from england plebian, the one true timezone

>>5227524
>I won't hit on you or anything.
Aw man!

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>>5227530
>im from england

>>5227429
>>5227412
you pass but youre ugly as sin and i just ignore you

>>5227412
nobody cares enough to say anything, but the autist korra

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>>5227462
Well aren't boys supposed to make the move?
Cuz he definitely is

>>5227530
it's called 'Greenwich Mean Time' because every British person is a rude cunt desu

>>5227541
i'm not rude in the slightest, i just dislike it when people call me american tbqh

>>5227538
i texted u
but baka
girl really

>>5227540
O_O

>>5227427
>I generally like everyone here but I'm gunna admit you're starting to get louder and more annoying by the day . . .
Amy is like 3 steps above you on the likability scale this is like hitler saying mlk is being a dick

>>5227514
I lol'd. Yeah I was around 15 I think.

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I need some new music, preferably something chilly which stops me thinking about being trans
like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ6ofd0pB_c

Any ideas?

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>>5227518
here is my throwaway

chisti.gaylax

>>5227554
Kashiwa Daisuke
Grouper

>>5227547
Why would you dislike it?
At this point you are almost a 51st state, basically Americas butt-monkey.

>>5227548
"baka"
heh
i meant "shaking my head" but oh well
>>5227554
https://youtu.be/pqP2-w6AWS4

>>5227540
hey jormy where in aus are you? I'm in Sydney and curious

>>5227548

I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW UGH

>>5227554
Actually scratch that, those will make you feel worse. I second Washed Out.

>>5227560
>which stops me thinking about being trans
yeah, does the opposite

>>5227559
Because the swedes in my skype vidya group circlejerk and call me and my fellow britbongs americans constantly and it gets annoying after 6 months

>>5227549
I ran away and someone stole my spot next to the boy. O well

>>5227564
I'm in sydney too

Looking at that OP pic really messes my mind, its 3d apart from the pattern on the plaid shirt which makes it look flat and 2 dimensional due to lack of shading.

>>5227570
>I ran away and someone stole my spot next to the boy. O well
no they didn't
go sit on his lap

>>5227567
https://youtu.be/slldMEPvUqA
https://youtu.be/fGd66Cv3mtk

>>5227571
Yeah it does look a bit lazy.

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>>5227552
I am going to stop coming here for the foreseeable future. Too much going on to waste time here.

>>5227554
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUOasDGMh_U

>>5227568
>being bullied by Swedes of all people

reading and following the news of the tragedy in France has me all teary eyed and sad.

I didn't used to be this emotional before HRT, but in a way I'm glad I am.

I'm glad I'm able to feel this much empathy for other people, it makes me feel human despite my lonely life.

no real point in posting this I guess, but I don't feel like doing what I usually do and erasing everything I've written

>>5227580
dont worry they get it as good as they give it, we've known each other for 3 years, started by playing wow now its various esport meme games like cs and dota

>>5227575
>>5227580
>not available in your country

>>5227575
>the whispers
I love you

>>5227570
yay another Sydney-sider xD
and now I sleep happy knowing there is a Cutey in my city : 3

>>5227575
Jup how gud is this guide? Trying to stick to it and grow my hair out naturally wirhout using weave. I will use wigs temporarily till it grows out tho.

http://m.wikihow.com/Grow-Long-Hair-if-You-Are-a-Black-Female

Does purfica minera cause infertility in males?

>>5227588
Try this link you poor, depressed, sad anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMg3sY5ooXs

And this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEpMj-tqixs

>>5227564
>>5227570
I'm moving to Sydney in a few months. Three degenerates in the same city, whoulda though it.

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>>5227555
Not seeing it.

>>5227574
Can't he's swatting on the side of the chair now

>>5227590
>>5227595
P-post skype? Mines jormybb

>>5227595
Lewd imminent!

>>5227595
there's actually quite a few of us lol
there's like 15 that I know of from the gender centre Trans group

>>5227600
>Can't he's swatting on the side of the chair now
do it anyway
and then get up off his lap and back on his lap and off his lap and on his lap

>>5227580
You should. Run while you can.