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Post the trip you most want to cuddle with

>>5228719
i'm so over people rn

jormy '~' 2 cute

first for cuddling qt guys whilst high as a kite is heaven

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>>5228709
Damn girl you are obsessed with xmas.

>>5228719
Sheenis would be fun to cuddle methinks.

>>5228719
Kayla tbhon, she could rant and spout insanity at me for hours

considering its been hailing this week can I hope for a white aussy Xmas? ^-^

I'm very sick and have been in bed all day. Send me your power. u.u

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>>5228719
Anon

>tfw the dream is dead

>>5228719
Anon <3

>>5228719
Kit, I would slide my hand up her skirt and turn her gay.

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Please cuddle and hugbox me because I'm sad. ty.

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The Dewey Decimal System is a bully.

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>>5228730
>Damn girl you are obsessed with xmas.
that's just because of my childhood and the fact that christmas legitimately was a special time of year for me and my siblings because our mum loved it so much

>>5228733
that'd be awesome, but like... a freak blizzard would be best desu

>>5228735
*raises arms*

>>5228740
pic is for u

>>5228740

Were you hoping to go unbeaten for a full season in Football Manager 16?

>>5228750
but why

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>>5228747
Ilu anon you're gonna make it some day <3 o believe in you!

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>>5228735
n-n-n-n---n-n-n-nnnn d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-ddddd
Sending love through phychicness~

well :^)

>>>/r9k/24263776

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>>5228750
tell it as loudly as you can (because its a library) "n-no bully"

>>5228747
You are pretty enough to be prom queen

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>>5228750
>tfw you will never sit in Caddy's lap as she reads mein kampf to you.

>>5228764
what about me

>>5228762
>tfw nobody wants to slammy me

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>>5228735
I gotchu senpai!

>>5228771
Actually...

>>5228766
you can be homecoming queen
>>5228771
I'll slammie you!

>>5228747
Your so beautiful.. i wish we could stay like this all day *i sigh into your ear as i sqeeze you tightly just a tiny bit more from behind, my chin nuzzled into your neck as i kiss your earlobe*

Who is the most submissive girl on mtfg?

>>5228777
m-me ;-;

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>>5228771
One day when I'm making bank I'll legit come visit you for a weekend senpai. We'll hang out and do dorky stuff like play video games and watch anime!

>>5228753
let's just say i lost the first match

>>5228777
me, now bend over where I can assert my place as the top submissive

>>5228779
is that all ur going to do? :^)

>>5228784
n-nu leave korra-senpai alone s-shes pure >.>

i wish christmas didnt exist
or that it wasnt so heavily based in consumerism

>>5228762
seriously why am I even on there

>>5228771

You have no idea...

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down to one dilation every 2 days ^-^
ask me anything to keep me entertained

>>5228786
i wish trannies didn't exist
or that they weren't so heavily based in being hons

how do i get hyped for christmas
i'm too sad to enjoy things

>>5228786
COMMIE FUCK OFF
Just convert to Islam or Judaism and say you don't have to participate.
>>5228791
where do you see yourself in 10 years time

>>5228786
It can be a good holiday of family togetherness and bonding without *needing* to buy gifts. Homemade is best anyways imo. But thanksgiving is my fave.

>>5228791
>dilation every other day
>with a thai
kek

>>5228796
either teaching history or working at the University history department translating latin texts

>>5228787
Because it's funny to see just how disgusting you are compared to everyone else.

>>5228774
>>5228775
;~; c-can you?

>>5228779
I don't need anime tho Korra I need to be stuffed x.x

>>5228790
I probably don't ;~;

>>5228791
how can I persuade the local clinic to give me laser hair removal with the < £20 I have to my name? They're doing "up to" 40% at the moment according to a sign in their window, of course they're only gonna tell me what that means after I've gone inside and it's gotten too awkward to back out, but even then I can't afford it atm

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>tfw just can't get into anime this season despite there being shows im halfway through that I actually like

>>5228805
So you didn't put potc on because....?

>>5228800
?
>>5228807
idk sry

>>5228805
I-I agree
f-fucking hilarious

>>5228807
you could start by not going out for gourmet burgers every day of the week

>>5228804
You speak latin??
ewwwww

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>>5228806
W-we can do that too. B-but only if I get to tie you up and hit you a bit (and maybe call you names >.< ) besides anime and video games are better after lewd times!

>>5228806
Depends, are you on your pill?
I don't want you getting pregnant.

>>5228818
well i love history so it's only sensible to be able to read latin

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>cold weather finally came to my area

Goodness me! I've been waiting for this. Any of you other girls use leggings as pajama bottoms when it's cold to be comfy AND warm?

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>>5228819
>tying me up and hitting me
If you can leave ropeburn and bruises I would love that ;~;

>>5228822
Pow, right in the dysphoria ;~~~;

KATE TWERKS FOR GOD!!!

>tfw topped my gf
>tfw striaght male

>>5228819
c-can you do that to me too

pl-please fuck my face

>>5228815
That's only £10-20 a week though, laser is nearly £1000

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>>5228786
it doesn't have to be, like one of the reasons I make food and things to share at the table is so that everyone receives the gift of some tasty food.
we do a secret santa each year, I try and ignore what they want and get something that will make them smile... that usually works especially when they are surprised because its not what they expected and instead is something they will cherish.

you need involvement.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NJGRiV8jGM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQeKdvXliIU

also decorating a tree and doing light displays are creative and fun.

>>5228791
hey lily
I had a dream that you had long blonde hair and became a model

>>5228838
I'll pay you £1000 to fuck off

>>5228806

>I probably don't

Someday I hope you might...

>>5228825
So would you do Joan of Arc?

>>5228819
>>5228834
>>5228837
If you're gonna be bdsmposting I want in on this too
first for pinwheels

also
>Pow, right in the dysphoria ;~~~;
Aren't most of us on the pill though
as in, Progynova?

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>>5228834

>>5228838
are you on the NHS?
you can get it funded

>>5228762
Thats the 2nd thread on r9k that has had that image in it, i dont get what the deal is with r9k and trans/traps. Am i missing some truly ebin meme or are they just that retarded?

>>5228834
Elanna dear I want to hold you down and ruin you. I will leave you swollen and ashamed like then little whore you are.

>>5228834
Even non-cis girls can get pregnant if you piss in their butt. It's true. Happened to a trip here. So you'd best be on your pill, mmmkay?

>>5228842
Method of payment???

>>5228836
how long did you cry afterwards?

>>5228796
>>5228798
>>5228841
lol

im just salty because i work retail and christmas is the most garbage time of the year for that tbqh

>>5228849
Yeah after like 3 years of waiting lists, plus 2 years RLE if I end up with the Nottingham clinic

>>5228846
nah she was a lunatic and medieval feminine hygiene was pretty bad especially since they forgot what a tampon is by then
>>5228841
not likely since long hair looks shit on me

>>5228838
There's always offers on groupon and you can always just get a few sessions done then continue later when you have more money, Just be glad you don't need electrolysis

>>5228836
What do you see in her? Seriously, memes aside, what do you actually like about each other?

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>>5228862
why not get a side job for the season and come back in the summer?

Holy mackerel Batman!
I can rewind time.

>>5228867
That's true, but my parents will notice patchy facial hair. If it's all gone, I can pass it off as just me shaving more frequently, they prefer me shaved anyway, but if it's all patchy they'll notice instantly.
>tfw observant and suspecting parents
you're right about the last part though thank fuck I'm not a redhead like my cousins

>>5228863
that's shit
i forgot most clinics here take forever

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>>5228843
I'm sorry but I'm just a slut and probably am not worth the attention ;~~;

>>5228848
Kek

>>5228851
o/////o; you found my weakness senpai, what else would you do to me?

>>5228857
D-do you mean the white piss?

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>>5228834
You got it senpai. One dicking extra rough followed by cuddles and anime!

>>5228837
N-not at the same time I hope! (#ﾟﾛﾟ#)

>>5228862
Oh. Then I 1000% agree. FUUUCK Christmas.

>>5228836
Faye Faye! That's LEWD! (#ﾟﾛﾟ#)

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>>5228752
>>5228761
>>5228773
thanks families, I made it to the chair and turned on my pc
now i can browse memes to feel better

>being nearly 12% of the thread

>>5228868
we both cute post irl, and like hugs and cuddling, and she likes food and nerd things and she's amazing
>>5228860
I don't cry I passive agressively say I'm a boy to mask the pain, and then kind tucked it back with tape and she said it looked unnatural without it hanging down

>>5228865
ok who is your history waifu?

>>5228882
We are all figments of your imagination anyway.

>>5228878
Added to the meme vault. Thanks senpai

>>5228876
>white piss
kek what a term
but no srsly, regular piss will do the trick, so we gotta use protection, mmkay?

>>5228862
I'm a bit of a christmas nutter so I guess I never really noticed that when I was filling stock in the evenings that people were rushing about.

>>5228865
yeah I know its not likely because you don't like the look of it, but I didn't think your hair looked too bad back when it was to your shoulders and you had bangs and stuff.

>>5228885
but she won't let you transition further? that doesn't sound very amazing tbqh
I mean she actively wants to denigrate your emotional wellbeing for the sake of her comfort
maybe I'm just too aspergers but that doesn't seem like a loving relationship to me

>>5228870
id prefer to just get another job altogether but it aint that easy, is it?

>>5228877
thanks f a m

>>5228892
my store is already garbage crowded all the time so this makes it way worse
i just hate it lol
i do enjoy relaxing with my family around a christmas tree tho for instance

>>5228891
I'm gonna knock her up and then take responsibility desu senpai!

>>5228885
>and she said it looked unnatural without it hanging down
you really really really need to break up with her

>>5228887
queen Elizabeth before all the toxic metals in her makeup destroyed her skin, boudica (or however she was spelled) and shasha hans wife (the taj mahal girl)

>>5228863
im DIY'ing for this very reason, i live in birmingham so the nottingham clinic is guaranteed pretty much, and once i've gotten a decent full time job i'll just get a loan for ffs.

>>5228901
I don't think there's a lot of people who would take Gaye's bullshit.

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>>5228898
I wish I could have a snowy crimbus tho

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did i do it senpai

>>5228892
idk i pass way better with it short and it's much easier to take care of
also easier to dye and style

>>5228910
You can request which clinic to be sent to, the downside is longer waiting lists, but no RLE.

Everyone

Change your name to someone's here and pretend to be them

This is a group exercise

>>5228912
would she be doing this bullshit if she wasnt dating a lesbian in denial who tears her down and calls her manly at any opportunity?

>>5228910
yup p much tbqh
weird how us healthcare sounds so fucking awful but in trans stuff they're actually ahead of us
like, I'd probably be dead already if it wasn't for the NHS doing major operations totally for free but at the same time they're so, so shite at mental and neurological stuff

>>5228876

You'd be my slut <3

>>5228922
Just got finished sticking things up my vagina.

>>5228922
i'imn a neRD

>>5228899
Y'all better take responsibility
I don't want any court cases on my hands, I'm just looking for some of that sweet ass

>>5228927
nice try butthurt midget but still not done

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>>5228915
That looks like MtAL - Male to Ayy Lmao.

>>5228922
Rice fields.
Morbid.
FFS.
Edie is a massive bitch.

>>5228922
motivational tweet copypasted from jim carrey's creepy twitter account

>>5228876
I'm planning to lick you all over from head to toe before brutalising you. I'll bend you over and make sure all 3 of your holes are throughly fucked senseless. I won't stop until all three are throbbing and leaking my seed. Your back, ties and thighs will be left red raw from my grip. You will be totally helpless and quivering. Not even a moan will escape your lips while I continue to fuck you from behind with my hand around your neck, relentlessly.

>>5228924
I think you don't understand how messed up Gaye is.

>>5228922
Honey, I do this on a semi-regular basis anyway. And I do a good job.

>>5228936
i'll take it

>>5228922
I FUCKED SAM HYDE
WITH MY PENIS

MONEY

>>5228919
>idk i pass way better with it short
nah thats just the dysphoria talking, your hair looks great short and it looked great long... don't deny yourself freedom to do whatever you want with your hair because of passing... but I know you prefer short... just saiyan.
>also easier to dye and style
this is true.

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>>5228948

>>5228915
Yep! You look great!

>>5228929
Wowzers! At least ur up front about it!

>>5228941
>creepy

I didn't know tumblr posted here lol

>>5228952
ok might not passing better but imo it just doesn't look good on me

>>5228955
it's not just the emma stone thing, it's how forced and cult-like everything he says these days seems
it's like he went to a seminar or something

>>5228955
>I didn't know tumblr posted here lol
>posted by Korra

>>5228962
Has something happened to him recently? (*´-｀*)

>>5228964
I actually do have a tumblr LOL ฅ(*°ω°*ฅ)

>>5228960
like I said fair enough girl
dis u tho :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf412fU1i_w

I haven't told the principal about the hysterical little twat with the gun.
Have I dun goofed?

I get really upset when people who know I'm trans tell me how pretty I am, but I can't really explain why it bothers me. Am I being overly sensitive?

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>>5228891
I'd like white piss in my gp o/////o;

>>5228942
Oh dear lord I can't handle this right now
Please be in E D M O N T O N?

>>5228926
I'd really like that desu ;~~;

At any rate, bbl girls, I'm off to be a degenerate whore ;____;

Anyone here play KI?

>>5228719
Plant desu

>>5228991
wuts that

15 days in and my gt smells like pussy
these pills must be fucking potent or otherwise I'm the most ugly intersex person ever

>>5229000
post pussy

>>5228948
This is gold, but it lacks
> beer bottles

>>5228987
>I can't handle this right now
Don't you have a playdate with the exwb today?

>>5229000
Has it also been 15 days since your last wash?

>>5229000
>15 days in
you're killing me with all this placebo talk

wash your junk better mate.

>>5229014
>>5229010
Nope I shower at least once a day
And that's actual washing, not just standing in the shower
And I use spray deodorant on my crotch anyway

>>5229014
i had pretty decent boobs by 15 days
placebo too stronk

>>5229023
Question for you:
Do your tits hurt? mine do ;_;

>>5229014
Also other people who I hadn't gotten round to telling I had start HRT yet have pointed my booblets out to me without being prompted so it's deffo not a placebo
my nipples have point pointy non-stop since 4 days in

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>>5228987
elanna, why have you been so freaking horny recently?

>>5229036
>tese typos
I'm too tired for typing
going to bed
kek

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Will this give me a lascivious figure

>>5229050
god damn it I took three bites got brain freeze and I'm full

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>tfw hungry
>tfw no food
>tfw no money

>>5229000
Nice triple, but you sound super Susan's right now

>>5229035
not anymore
now they just hurt sometimes when growing speeds up again

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>>5228948

>>5228922
hi im anna im cool and play the guitar
i used to be straight but seem to be open to the v now

hotline bling

>>5229050
>>5229056
Then give the rest to me
Feed it to me by the spoonful

>>5229078
its just anne now

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>>5229006
I do, he brought tons of goodies o/////o;

>>5229039
I adjusted my hormone dosage and havn't had an active sex life in way too long, that's my guess ;~~;

>>5228922
maybe if I say I don't pass people will say I pass

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>>5229067
Eat an animal. Or just do what I do and look at pictures of food. It's almost as good.

>>5229086
me on the top right tbhon

Trannies cum has less calories than normal

Does this mean we have diet cock

>>5229089
I'm gunna call my eldest sister and beg for food desu

Uggh I wanna work somewhere so bad!

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>>5228922
UMMMM
i went to 7-11 hows my MUG
>>5229074
you look great, just fix your face !!

frog frog frog

>>5229094
Lol.
Actually is cum used in any food? Thats sounds like it must have been done before.

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>>5229050
I haven't had icecream in at least nine months and I haven't eaten in two days because I was stupid on thursday

>>5229101
it CAN be used in food...hmu

>start taking care of hair
>get it super curly

HOLY SHOT IM A GODDESS

>>5229096
>tfw eating pumpkin pancakes and California eggs Benedict with avacado with gf

You're making me feel bad, would share though senpai

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>>5229109
lyke me

now that cloud is gonna be in smash i guess i gotta get it

I'm taking a break from these threads, it's been fun though

see ya later girls ; 3;

>>5229117
yesssss play with Korra and I it'll be fuunnnnnn

>>5229120
Goodbye. <:3)~

>>5229117
can't wait for canon rule 63 cloud in the FF7 remake

>>5229120
Bye anon. I never even knew you were here.

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>>5229110
My mom is ultra retarded when it comes to food. She TRULY believes you should only eat once every 24 hours and does not buy groceries under any circumstances. She only buys food to cook 1 meal at supper and that's it until the next evening. I'm always on the verge of going crazy with hunger.

Can't wait to finish school and move the fuck out if this mad house.

>tfw no breakfast or lunch ever
>mfw when I'm called geedy for being hungry

>>5229128
>tfw you could leave mtfg and not a single person would even notice or care
;_;

>>5229112
do you want to rub our hair together and merge into one, super tranny

>>5229117
Omg cloud amiibo 0.0

>>5229133
Quick make a trip! You could die any second!

>>5229086
I miss forbidden gay crush elanna ;_;

>>5229133
> Tfw left Washington and in 6 months I got not one text
I didn't even cut any ties. Guess people just forget me easily

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>tfw all you want is this

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Happy Christmas sheen. I totally had this same idea last night.

>>5228994
dawww

>>5229085
Her?

>>5229087
You'll only pass if you believe passing is a social construct

>>5229070
Lily I missed you <3
How are you?

i just found out jormy if he started hormones late:

http://i.4cdn.org/lgbt/1447531214403.jpg

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>>5228939
Damn you know me too well anon <3

>>5229129
maybe you should stop playing dressup all day and make some money of your own to buy food?

also, stop watching stupid anime. being agp isn't anything to be proud of

>>5229128
>I never even knew you were here.
yeah, the only one I'll even miss is elanna t b h

k bye

and elanna, I hope you get some help with your anxiety and get a bf already ;P

>>5229101
Probably not as an official ingredient, no.

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>>5229150
>Happy Christmas sheen. I totally had this same idea last night.
its only like... 952 hours until christmas!

>>5229148
and then you feel her get a boner and you smile because she's your gf

>>5228922
i am such an ugly masculine hon, I will never pass!!!! btw here's a pic of my full round butt tee-hee

>>5229129
My mom doesn't keep food in the house because she's fat, but then she goes out and binges and drinks a lot so it doesn't work, iktf when there's only water in the fridge.

>>5229148
wait
didnt you used to be straight?

>>5229164
IKR!? If I don't see snow it won't be Christmas to me ofc

>>5229165
>feel your gf get a boner
I hate that when it happens

>>5229174
>kira
>straghit

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>>5229142
I'm sorry she's still here and crushing, she just has a severe case of the lewd disease ;___;

>>5229164
Christmas
Bah hum bug

>>5229174
Kira did until I gave her a good dicking.
Now she knows she will never, ever get a D as good so she's gone for the v rather than be disappointed.

>>5229178
my gf has a huge (but feminine) penis. she's so qt

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>>5229174
i thought i was and then i realised i can't fall in love with a guy

>>5229165
one day

>>5229150
doing pretty good
busy most of the time tho cause university,gf, real life in general really

how are you ? <3

>>5229181
I am cheering for you, you adorable thing

>>5229148
Awwwwww this is so me and my gf :3

>>5229148
>tfw
Maybe soon, maybe not, I just hope I'll be happy

>>5229191
i think it's more like you realized no guys will ever love you (except other agp hons)

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>>5229176
>IKR!?
:D
>If I don't see snow it won't be Christmas to me ofc
c-check ur privelege ;~;

>>5229182
nooooo D:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOIowBY8h1k

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>>5229169
Its a bad feel faye faye. Mine is thin as a twig and is legit confused why everyone else is so hungry all the time. Holy fuck do I wanna work somewhere badly.

>>5229184
>bitter hon

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>>5228922
COCKS OH GOD I WANT TO GET FUCKED PLS POZ MY NEG HOLE ONIICHAN
(no hard feelings)

>>5229197
>Awwwwww this is so me and my gf :3
except all the emotional manipulation she does like saying your dick looks better hanging down

>>5229201
Christmas is a awful holiday.
What makes christmas so good?

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>>5229200
don't bully please, i have a lot of love to give

>>5229194
shit, you still post here? i was hoping you killed yourself already

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>>5229191
>i thought i was and then i realised i can't fall in love with a guy
why not?
guys are the best

>>5229200
Why are you so bitter hon?

>>5229194
Moved out of MN and trying to find a job in Seattle. Going to start school for NA after I get some surgery and have some money to keep me afloat. Glad you're staying busy and you'e still with that qt haha

>>5229221
why would I kill myself lol
my life is quite perfect right now

stay mad tho

>>5229221
Is it because you're a jealous hon?

>>5229185
>huge penis
>feminine penis
does not compute desu

>>5229222
Not really my type of guy desu

>>5229216
too bad all that love is covered in poop since you don't have a vagina

>>5229223
>>5229228
>hon calling innocent posters hons to feel better about himself

>>5229233
The most feminine penises are the large ones, everyone knows that.

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>>5229206
i'm enjoying these

>>5229226
sounds good I hope everything works out for you <3
gtg now heading out with s/o to have some fun

you have my skype iirc so just write me there when you want to talk :3

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>>5229222
>hairy
>kinda fat
>old
>balding

Literally the opposite of the types of guys I like. Gimme some like pic related pls

>>5229227
Life can't be perfect if you can't top your gf naturally desu

>>5229244
are you 12

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>>5229210
what makes it bad?
christmas is a time of year where your friends and family give each other gifts, sit around eat and be merry... I mean is there really a reason why that should be bad?
the soul has been sucked out of christmas somewhat but thats not the fault of the holiday thats the fault of people not being willing to pay attention to the wants and loves of their loved ones, put aside the bullshit and just have a good time with them.

>>5229239
>attacks trips
>innocent

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>>5229244
>emo teenaged boys
Not meaning to demean your taste but Euughhh..

>>5229194
where u at uni?

>korra
>not a creep
>korra
>not a pedo
>korra
>not the danger zone

>>5229235
speak for yourself i guess

>>5229210
Just the warm feelings you get from most people. Seeing people mad is easier to shake off for me but people have their own reasons for not liking it. I just love the Solstice really

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>>5229222
i mean the sex would be fine but sex without love is pretty meaningless to me

>>5229237
again with the bullying...

>>5229249
Christmas is a holiday that has been destroyed by consumerism.
It's also meant for kids.

>>5229258
She's a super young transitioning girl witth her v card, no need to waste your breath demonizing female sexuality, there's more then enough cis people who do it for you

>>5229254
hometown
>>5229245
being eaten out is the perfect life ya doofus

>>5229227
you're an unpassable hon. that's what people like you do (and i use the term people very loosely).

>>5229269
>lillly is an unpassable hon
Look dude, tone down the jealousy and go back to fapping to your anime girls

>>5229263
The consumerism makes it for kids (in the us Canada and England), why would the birth of Christ be a kid exclusive holiday?

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>>5229244
>omg what about this guy he is so alpha
russianmtf pls

>>5229267
how the hell would you know that? no one wants to taste your mutilated sweat pocket.

>>5229263
it hasn't been destroyed by consumerism any more than you let it be destroyed by consumerism
>It's also meant for kids.
since when...

>>5229273
Except christ was never born on Christmas.

>>5229267
>tfw you'll never get ffs or be eaten out
>tfw have to orgasam from having your breasts sucked on

Life is pain

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>>5229252
Andro guys above age 21 are my unf <3 I get light headed around them! (*´∀`*)

>>5229272
at least you agree that lily is an unpassing hon.
no one's jealous of her. also, i don't fap because i have a real vagina =)

stay mad, tranny. maybe if you hate me enough you'll turn into a real girl one day (LOL)

>>5229275
>>5229269
I see autismo switched to high gears tonight
I so wish I could stay longer

>>5229275
Your bitterness is on fire today

>>5229245
two bad bitches doing cunnilingus sounds perfect. deep down you know it's true

>>5229249
Exactly but you're right I was privileged to have snow for 7 out of the 3 months of winter. Someone from MN check my math again pls

>tfw will never be able to handsfree organism
never be trutrans

>>5229280
>tfw ur boobs are sensitive enough to hurt but not enough to be nice when played with

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>>5229274
Absolutely disgusting (to me. I can see the appeal if someone is into that), I'll never be attracted to that type of guy. Pic related us just yummy <3

>>5229283
>doesn't understand simple green text
>claims to be a cis girl

Honny, I think your mom is calling you.

>>5229279
Doesn't matter most holidays are picked based on there being no holiday in that month.

washingtons birthday, now called Presidents' Day, wasn't on his actual birthday

>>5229285
you gotta leave? what happened? have to run and get a tampon? i hate when my period sneaks up on me.

>>5229288
the only thing bitter here is the taste of lilly's sweaty meat sock

>>5229281
take off the glasses and maybe a little guyliner and this boy is hot imo

>>5229295
if you like girls maybe you should just get girls

>>5229296
at least my mom will talk to me. unlike yours that can't stand the sight of a crossdressing boy playing dressup.

>>5229295
This dude passes better then me

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you know what is really destroying christmas, people who tear down those who enjoy celebrating it.

>>5229299
Ahh, Armistice Day. I wish I was around for that one. Fuck Veterans Day

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>>5229240
But everything in nature that is larger is considered masculine. How can big gt ever be feminine?

>>5229303
>>5229314
This bitterness is hot

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>>5229303
>sweaty meat sock
kek

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>>5229305
Mhm. I like ambiguous giys and "pretty" ones. Tall lanky nerdy types with not too many piercings or tats are bae too! (That's about as normal as I go, and he has to be well groomed for me to consider him)

>>5229307
I like both equally desu. But the types of guys I like are particular

>>5229316
He is a hottie for sure

>>5229316
let's make a suicide pact

>>5229265
oh look who's talking
faye the AGP

agp is male sexuality, dumbass

>>5229288
>>5229272
>>5229324
>>5229296
fuck off angie

the salt is rife tonight

>>5229330
>agp is male sexuality
then why do 85% of cis women qualify as agp?

>>5229330
anon why are you so pissed tonight

>>5229324
it's rather ugly, but still cuter than you.

>>5229333
>>5229338
BITTER
I
T
T
E
R

>>5229244
same here

;_; tfw no scene femboy to fuq

>>5229281
KORRA YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND
The guy on the left who screams/plays bass
UNF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhmLpeJLebU

>>5229335
they don't fap to picturing themselves they are women because they are women unlike dudes who think they have "female sexuality" while furiously masturbating in their wifves/girlfriends' panties
kek

>>5229335

What the fuck is AGP?

>>5229347
holy fuck you guys have shit tier taste

>>5229343
angie are you alright? are you sure the doctors didn't accidentally take away your whole brain with your manly nose?

>>5229353
it's a disease where mentally ill men masturbate while wearing women's clothing and shitpost on 4chan using pictures of anime girls

>go to breakfast
>order in man voice
>kids head snaps and he just stares at me
>sit down
>talk to gf in man voice
>girl at table next to me's head snaps and she just stares at me

D.dooo I have something on my face?

>>5229353
accelerated graphics port

>>5229361
my nose isn't manly :8)
Lolol
Why are you mad broski?

>>5229333
What? If anything it'll be Angie dishing out the insults, not telling people to calm down, you idiot

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>>5229345
One day anon. One day . . .

>>5229347
I find him uggo AF desu.

>those weird earrinf things
>way too many tats
>looks grungy

Nah he's to punkish looking for my tastes. I'd pass him over at a party desu

>>5229353
It's what dudes like Faye, bexe and other transbians have. They are just crossdressing fetishists and not trutrans like Kayla.

>>5229358
no u

>>5229372
i see they have taken away the center for reading comprehension

>>5229374
h-how could you ;-; he's my new husbando

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>>5229373
Nope, it's me anon.
People here are just being salty

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>>5229375
>tfw i'm officially a transbian

>>5229374
Korra, stop pretending like you'd even have the option to "pass over" someone at a party. No guy would even entertain the idea of making eye contact with you.

>>5229365
why cant you break up with your girlfriend and live your life?

>>5229365

seriously fuck off with this shit, you cunt

>>5229385
transbians just fuck each other in the ass, like all the other faggots.

>>5229381
Oh god
You crack me up man

>>5229391
>salty bitter hon

>>5229375

Oh yeah, I used to do that as a teenager before my body got all masculine and hairy. I wasn't trans or anything, I just thought wearing girls' clothes and lingerie was hot. I had no idea that had a name for it.

Why the hate though?

lol mangie had a surgery that turned him into a female ape and now he thinks he's some kind of hot shot suddenly while truth is he will never pass for a female human

>>5229385
c0ngrats on converting to master race degenerate sexuality m8!

would u like to fug?

>>5229401
hey maki

Well going to my school's trans group today paid off. Apparently the clinic I go to is significantly marking up the price of estrogen and they were able to give me advance warning.

Now I've got the rest of the month to figure out what I'll be able to do, since I probably won't be able to afford getting it there anymore.

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMASSSSS

IS TO BE CIIIIIIIS

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>>5229402
>female ape
>have flat forehead, round face and small philtrum
Continue to be bitter anon.
It's a good look on you

the world is so ugly
and people would rather embrace the ugly instead of beauty
I don't know why I bother pretending I want to live

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>>5229385

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>break a nail
>it's too short now so I have to cut the other nails back to match
I hate raking leaves
On that note, Suburban life is the worst
Gonna move to the city so there's no groundskeeping responsibilities, no physical labor required to maintain a lawn
Fuck grass and fuck trees

>>5229405

Who or what is maki?

This board is weird.

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>>5229383
I mean, I find him ugly. If someone else likes that look, more power to them but he looks over all too umkempt for my tastes. I like clean looking men without much/any gross body hair. (bara/bears make me wanna vomit)

>>5229365
Its like they've never seen a str8 cis male before Faye faye . . .

>>5229365
>Passing problems
This is why people dislike you

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>>5229421
its an anon who normally comes in here and posts a bunch of maki images with every reply.

>>5229422
I'm okay with qt androgynous boys if they still take the lead tbdesu

>>5229415
hahahaha bro
i bet you posted this one on reddit and everyone went "you pass great, hon" which would explain your newly acquired confidence in your belief that you pass

>>5229419
I did the same thing but I'm just keeping the other ones long and gonna trim them down when the broken one gets long again :x

>>5229422
wait what
I think you were looking at the wrong guy cause he's clean shaven
hold on here's another one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfjVD38CO34 he's the mexican guy with the huge plugs <333333 ugh I need him

hi thread whatsa happenin

>>5229428
stfu maki. just go away and never come back

>>5229427
you sound like a jelly hon

>>5229431
>passes irl
>never gets sir'd
>mtfg still thinks I don't pass

Oh the humanity.

>>5229427

she knows. she doesn't care. she's a sociopath that takes the problems she creates for herself by staying with her girlfriend out on people here

>>5229428

Right so.

I'll see myself out I think...

>>5229438
we are setting up a concentration camp for jormies

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>>5229403
toronto?

>>5229438
talking about boys and stuff

>>5229452
>toronto
dont worry bexe :^)
I only live 8 hours away from you
>NY