/mtfg/ transwoman general

LAST THREAD
>>5228709

xth for Diana

and a shoutout to mai grill Korra

>>5230947
>christmas sucks
:(

>>5230952
no u

Brie-post
>>5230942 #
>A bit overdone here in the deep south
I'm in the north of the south and I know dozens of hyperstereotypical belles, plus I hate living here anyway

>>5230976
kek

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>>5230947
>christmas sucks

who /grinch/ here?

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>be hungry
>eating doesn't sate your hunger
>realise it's not your stomach that's empty, it's your heart

>>5231022
bexe
no
;~;

>>5230848
I rlly gotta do more with my nails
just having dinner and vaping rn
I felt like shit all day and was waking up with hot-flashes and chills and puking all night lastnight

>>5231012
Does it count as being a grinch if you just wish people wouldn't talk about christmas before december?

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>>5230990
Thanks bae <3

>>5230998
Belles are great tho, I'm just tiiiiiiired of the tomboy tough gals that know fuck all about being feminine

>dont know how to donhair makeup or nails
>no idea how to cook or clean
>no idea how to dress feminine; always in jeans + tank/tee
>loves to go on about sports
>actively spites and frowns on girly girls

Absolutely disgusting. Might as well be men imo.

>>5231031
for people who honestly really love christmas, probably

but for the rest of us it's just being sane

>>5231022
i thought we were going to have transbian love together yo?

>>5231047
>tfw bexe will never be in transbians with you
>jdimsa

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sorry everyone for deceiving u i am built like a linebacker and sound like a tranny who has given up on having a feminine voice

i am deceptive and devious and so so so sorry

>>5231030
it's so relaxing and nice, and makes me feel girly especially since I'm still super early in transition so having something like that calms my dysphoria a bit :)
only thing is I'm actually gonna do them tomorrow cause I forgot to get some fall color polish x.x I even walked by CVS thinking "do I need anything? nahhhhh"
shoot :/
what you have isn't too serious is it? I'm always worried cause you're like always sick

>>5231054
she said she wanted to cuddle wit me doeeee sooo...

>>5231055
Fufu you should be ashamed! The nerve!

>>5231056
Sucking dick is a good cure for dysphoria imo

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>>5231055
nice

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>>5231055

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>tfw tied up, beaten and creampied
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>5231059
Like... I mean... ok

I'll let her go

>>5231055
naw, you straight dawg, we tight like buttholes.

>>5231068
Someone came over? :^D

ITT people jealous of ufufu

>>5231032
>>dont know how to donhair makeup or nails
I can't do hair or makeup but I keep my nails very nice I'm told
>>no idea how to cook or clean
I can do both of these things
>>no idea how to dress feminine; always in jeans + tank/tee
I've never been allowed to try, I'm sure I'd have terrible fashion sense though
>>loves to go on about sports
Fuck sports, sports made me a brain-damaged cripple
>>actively spites and frowns on girly girls
Girly girls are adorable

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>>5231068
>what it feels like to post on /mtfg/

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>>5231028
i can't help it anon, i need to love

>>5231047
>>5231054
>>5231059
>>5231070
i'm not worth fighting over

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>>5231066

>just bought my plane ticket home for the holidays
Who else here considering giving their families the gift of dead tranny Christmas morning?

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>>5231022
>wake up
>feeling sick
>sore tummy

halp ;~;

>>5231055
>i am deceptive and devious and so so so sorry
I'm cruel and dishonest and I've never apologized for it

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>>5231075
*came inside

>>5231055
i don't have a problem with you personally, but it's so not cool of you to lie to people the way you do.

just be yourself drop the act, we heard from the horse's mouth, someone who saw you in person.

i do think it's funny how you gave us a cryptic hint with your handle "ufufu", makes sense to me.

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>>5231068
oh my godddddd

How was it???

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>>5231080
waaaahhhh but u said we would cuddle and be qt together D:

>>5231077
Excellent taste I see now why I like you!

>>5231078
>posting on mtfg

Found ur first mistake!

>>5231055

Is it true you're an AI?

Are you a nice AI like Cortana or a bad AI like the one from basically everywhere else?

>>5231080
>tfw three of those were me ;~;

>>5231091
I envy you rn lol but I'm glad you got to release some of that sexual tension -^_^-

>>5231097
Cortana da bes m88

>>5231097
Speaking of AI, I can't wait for robots to be people
>>5231095
:3

>>5231091
I might be a very tiny bit envious, possibly, in an alternate universe.

>>5231084
I'm hanging myself on Christmas eve

phone videos are starting to come out from the paris attacks. i don't normally watch stuff like this but fuck. im crying.

>>5231063
I know want to dick so baaaaaad ;-; I'm going to the gay bar with some of my friends next week cause I need to hook up with someone

>>5231056
it's just rlly unpleasant, like the most serious health risks are just trouble eating enough and a little bit of getting banged up from stumbling/falling, also the increased head pressure may put some strain on my eyes down the line if I don't get stiuff sorted out

>>5231108
Don't do it ufufu.

>>5231109
It's beautiful

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>>5231093
Ummm, I think I may have travelled a different plane of existence and fallen catatonic ;_;

>>5231108
I was thinking of lying down in a hot bath and making a dozen or so cuts, but that is an option to consider... Hanging from the Christmas tree does have it's appeal...

>>5231084
every day

>>5231086
kit

>>5231094
we could but travelling is kind of hard for me

>>5231098
anon ;_;

>>5231068
Fuck you elanna.
Literally this time.

>>5231108
i,m going to kill myself on friday #wow #whoa

>>5231120
Going to have my parents find me just hanging around.

Does anyone have any experience with banking sperm? Im kind of looking into it but it's hard to find prices. Please help.

>>5231119
>transcendant sex
The best kind

>>5231131
I know of a good place you can bank your sperm in

>>5231129
Trip on anna banana

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everyone put pantsu on their head and take a picture and post it here

>>5231133
Half of mtfg would probably volunteer.

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>>5231122
bexe ;____;

>>5231131
Banking sperm is for AGP.

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>>5231111
Be safe and don't get HIV!

>>5231131
Store it inside my bp desu senpai

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>>5231133
L-lewd

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>>5231131
i paid like $1000 from cryochoice. they're online. its $200/year after that. i kind of regret it now because i can no longer imagine myself spending my life with a woman or wanting to father a child but it seemed like a good idea at the time

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>Slam doors and break up with bf.
> Run out into the night to cool off and calm down.
>Realize that left keys home and its 25 degrees out.
Ehhhhhhhhhh

>>5231142
At least it's nice and warm outside.

>>5231139
Leewwdddd >~<

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>>5231112
shoot :/ I'm really sorry about that. plus being trans I gotta say you're going through a lot and the fact that you still have time to help me and post here shows how strong you are

>>5231119
SHE FINALLY GOT LAID!
OLE! :D

>>5231131
I called the Boston sperm bank to get some estimates...
$750 for first visit and first year of holding
$350 for each subsequent visit
$400 holding sperm each year (except first year)
ded

>>5231132
Never quite had that happen before, but I'm going to have to agree ^^

>>5231125
I'm sorry ;___; I may be able to reduce the lewdposting now

>>5231146
OLE!!! :D

>>5231146

you could be lucky like me and get tested and find out you were sterile all along

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>>5231144
its like minus one celsius here .

>>5231139
Oh yea I forgot that as a thing :/
Why can't I just date straight boys already ;-;

>>5231148
I'm super happy for you that you finally got dat sweet release

>>5231055
Thanks for coming clean. It's okay to be yourself, you don't have to prove anything.

>>5231148
>I may be able to reduce the lewdposting now
L M A O

>>5231141
>i paid like $1000 from cryochoice. they're online. its $200/year after that
That stupid and a waste of money. Just do what I did and jizz into an ice-cube tray, fill it with liquid nitro, then keep it wrapped and frozen in your freezer.

Just make sure to label it "sperm cubes" so nobody try to use them to cool their drink.

>>5231151
well I gotta wait for January for that.
I'm not sure whether or not I want to be intersex though, but it would explain some things

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>>5231063
>>5231066
>>5231067
>>5231070
>>5231090
>>5231092
>>5231154
im sorry everyone im so sorry
pic related its my huge linebacker body in a big t-shirt that emphasizes my manliness
i even took two angles so nobody could say i was hiding anything

>>5231129
why shrek is piss

>>5231156
lmao does this actually work

>>5231148
>reducing the lewdposting
It remains to be seen tbdesu

>>5231153
What the fuck? Don't be retarded vivi. HIV is aassive problem in the gay community (and partially why I never want to do a one night stand from a gay bar) along with other STDs. You gotta be smart and responsible with your sez life before you end up with a lifelong problem over one night of passion !

>>5231161
suddenly, I'm a transbian

h-hey ufufufufufu
how u doin?

>>5231153
^^ at long last, hallelujah praise the lord

>>5231155
>>5231163
I-I'm gonna try! >n<

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>>5231161
we got u

>>5231161
Lookin good bae keep doing what it doin

>>5231161
Seems more like a voluptuous girl than a linebacker to me.

Where did you get your phone cover? It's cute. Milky?

>>5231161
dat sweety foot in the background

>>5231161
Look at those huge shoulders

>>5231161
You have line-backer shoulders and you were wise to hide your face desu.

>>5231165
that's a good point
keep in mind I've had dat repression so I haven't even thought about stuff to keep in mind while dating gay boys...so like...do I ask up front if they got a posstick? Will they warn me? I don't know if it's different with gay boys :/ With girls I would just be like "before we get into this you're clean right?"

This was informative af. Being a virgin, I had no idea.

http://pridealive.org/phone/cleaning-your-butt.html

>>5231141
>>5231146
Jfc I wish I weren't poor. This existence is too much for me.

>>5231161
Yeah...if I could have your body I'd be laughing. You got nothing to worry about. Also whose foot is that?

>>5231188
well tbhon I've already made my peace with not having biological kids. Plus it's weird to be their father technically...
idk hurry and gimme ovaries and womb plz

>>5231161
You top your girlfriend with your penis you fetishist

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>>5231183
Idfk desu. Because even if they are HIV positive, they could either lie and say no, or not know that they're a carrier of it or something else. Its one of the reasons I'm still a virgin. I get paranoid about stuff like that.

In my dumb virgin fantasies I'd only have sex wirh y gf/bf after we both got tested together to make SURE we're both clean. . . . then proceed to fuck like rabbits and play video games all weekend. Buuuuuut idk how disconnected from reality that is desu

>>5231161
nice droopy tits hon.

>>5231197
>idk how disconnected from reality that is
pretty disconnected, pretty virginal thinking t b h
you can be careful, but that's paranoid.

>>5231191
You're a fat two-faced sack of shit and I hope you decide to drink bleach like Oddish.

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>boymode
>using men's room
>older man walks in
>stops at the door and checks the sign on it
>he looks horribly confused
>walks out
>rush out feeling like a creep

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>>5231203
>>5231203

>>5231203
gj rawr

>>5231191
yeah I kind of have too but it still feels sickening sometimes that I'll never be able to do it

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>>5231161
omg on top of being a deceptive liar you also stole my shirt!
I was looking for it everwhere!
I can't even beleaf u u had us all fooled!

>>5231210
idk if this makes it any more reasonable for you but cryochoice lets you pay in installments over several months, its how i was able to afford it

>>5231139
You're not pretty enough I think

>>5231201
Ik ik but its a fear I just can't shake. I REALLY don't want an STD

>>5231210
Im a little sad I'll never have a kids. But maybe that's for the best. A parent like me would be very confusing to a child I'd imagine

>>5231197
yea like I'm not super paranoid but I know HIV is something to worry about in the gay community. idk

>>5231202
k

>>5231210
yea. idk like tbhon I still get upset about it but I'm at least fine with still going through with it. I guess maybe that's why I'd be happy if I was intersex so it wouldn't matter anyway but idk

>>5231167
hey anon! im swell. how r u?

>>5231169
i love those memes tbqh

>>5231170
hey thanks lol

>>5231172
i got it on ebay!
also theres ur pic of me after losing 13 pounds buddy boy.

>>5231174
hehhehehhehe

>>5231178
>>5231181
guys THATS WHAT I SAID DUH
im SO MANLY !!!!

>>5231189
ahaha thanks
and its my gf's foot

>>5231196
no thats gross desu

>>5231199
hey thanks
better than no tits tho

>>5231217
oh nO IVE BEEN FOUND OUT!!!!!!!

>>5231202
Vivi is fat? pic?

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No more working in the rice fields for me.

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>tfw top tier kisses and hugs and cuddles
>tfw nobody to share them with

somebody's missing out, and i'm missing out too until whoever that person is stops missing out

>>5231241
I only posted one pic from before taking hormones but yea, I'm fat lol. I'm happy I've lost around 30 pounds since I've started but I still have a long way to go.
I'm fine with admitting I'm fat cause I'm working on it lol

>>5231146
well I kinda like to help with more fixable problems mor ethan focus on stuff I'm stuck on and it's not rlly hard to post here when I can't rlly manage much of anything else

>>5231240
>oh nO IVE BEEN FOUND OUT!!!!!!!
yeh and I'm going to tell!

>>5231248
That's okay. Not something I expected from you. How tall are you and how much do you weigh?

>>5231161
Pick up that empty bottle young lady.

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home from work!
now time to stream vidya

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>>5231248
i saw it and you are skinnier than ufufu the dog dick sucking cow

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>5231055
nice dubs

>>5231248
Sounds like an amazing start c:
>>5231256
Asking girls weight is a dangerous thing to do

>>5231248
Its OK I'm fat too senpai

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>>5231250
that's good, and I guess yea

>>5231256
yea idk why it's not expected but idk :/
I'm 5'10" 254 lbs. so lard ass lol. I see a lot of trannies here were really skinny with dysphoria or trying to crossdress or something, I just didn't care about my male body and never exercised and ate what I wanted cause I hated myself and wanted to die. As soon as I saw transitioning was a real thing though, I immediately went on a diet, started going to the gym often and I'm working on getting down to a healthy weight
so I guess that's my story lol

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>>5231269
Weirded me out how much this looks like me IRL..

>>5231276
yes! I'm very excited. My first goal is 4 pounds away, my next goal is to get to 200
Also it's fine, if it's irl I get miffed but on the internet I don't care lol
and I'm usually pretty chill so it's whatever

>>5231246
<3

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>>5231278
Same with me, besides food was nice to eat when everything was just dark.
6'1" and 250lbs when started mones, now 160. Too bad height doesnt go away by not eating.

>>5231278
That's okay and good for you on having the courage to change your life for the better. There's beauty in that.

>>5231277
well you've also got muscles and are pretty built, I've got no muscles and just blob lol
like I guess I'm just lucky that I carry my weight well? People irl are surprised if I tell them how much I weigh

>5'7 130lbs
>still a sizeable tummy pouch
;_;

>>5231291
6'1 and 160lbs sounds good. Pic?

>>5231291
oh shit! That's awesome! I honestly hope I can get down to that weight eventually
and don't we all ;-; should have started mones at age 3 imo

>>5231292
thank you very much :) honestly at this rate I'm trying not to let anything get in my way of finally being a qt grill B)

>>5231297
Iktf except I'm 5'9 at 135lbs

>>5231297
Stop being a slut and you'll get rid of that cummy tummy in no time

>>5231297
Do sit ups and get a 6 pack

>>5231291
Does anybody else get a strange tension when someone posts a maki picture even when it's not him?

>>5231293
Its rlly rlly hard to lose muscle tho. That's why I'm going the muscle girl route abs are universally sexy

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>>5231286

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>>5231311
what do you mean, anon?

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>>5231297
I'm personally 5'4 but 208 pounds, my weight is literally the only thing stopping me from transitioning tbqh

>>5231297
>5'6" fluctuate between 140-145 but still a relatively flat tummy
Not sure how, really.

>>5231290
how about we hug and kiss in the snowfall on christmas eve

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jsut got back from gagging on a qt's cock :^)

>>5231316
oh I thought you just wanted to be like Korra and be fit-qt grill, I didn't know it was just cause hard to lose muscle :/
if anything though, not using muscles and hormones will help get rid of them, but idk how much. Maddison's been on HRT for a while I believe and she's still got some guns but she still looks good with them and if you can rock them too more power to you

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>>5231302
Want to be 140, have no muscles so got chubby legs and arms still. Could post in few hours if i get lucky and back inside of my apartment.. :7
Since this happened >>5231142

>>5231305
>>5231311
Im sure you will get to that and wont take even that long ! Doing great already c:

Whos maki and why do they own the best reaction thingies hmh~

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Anal really sucks.

Anyone got any tips on how to masturbate?
I hate using my penis for this shit but sometimes even pure maidens such as myself get turned on.

>>5231343
that is a really bad picture of you. congrats on the dick doe

>>5231347
I see. What did you two fight over if you don't mind me asking?

>>5231348
Perineum, nipples, vibes
Honestly the gt sucks and it's never felt satisfying

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>>5231297
Iktf ;~;

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>>5231343
way to go I've been looking all over for one of those

>>5231055

I wanna play football with Fufu.

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>>5231311
idk mb

>>5231337
because its in your ass

>>5231348
Try random things for a while then give up and cry when you accept you're going another day without an orgasm.

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>tfw you don't even know your own orientation anymore

>>5231344
I DO wanna be like Korra body wise, but I feel like I'm too big atm. I wanna slim down more while retaining some of my muscle. I'm at 180 lbs rn. I wanna be around 140 - 150 ideally

>>5231367
I fail to see a problem?

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>>5231353
None of these things get me off, it only feels nice.

Does your prostate shrink on hrt?
Are we doomed to unsatisfying sex lives?

>>5231364
that's what I do, maybe I need a better plastic penis.

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>>5231352
In short it was about me not loving and caring about him enough (according to him) and me being overly stressed about him being way too clingy. Not actually sure if we broke up but i cant do this anymore unless he tones it down. But its not like im the dream girlfriend and have bunch of issues, so why should he even try for someone like me .

>>5231367
You are gay- no beating about the bush- literally 90% of the people who say they are gay- unsure of their orientation- have fluid sexuality are gay

>>5231347
OMG I saw that and I felt so bad for you :( what happened that made you break up with him and run out?
And thank you <3 I hope it doesn't take long either

>>5231348
I got a vibrator, and it on the perineum is like a dream .///.

>>5231370
welp! just get a plan and work on it :D it's all you can do while you wait for HRT to come

>>5231367
You're a transbian who deluded yourself into thinking you like guys just so you can be normal.

>>5231376
Okay, I thought you were for real. Good troll.

>>5231374
It does shrink but not so much that you can't feel it from either end once the gp is installed.

But in general it takes quite a bit of mental stimulation before I'm ready for any of this.

Well, this is fuckin hilarious, I go to a gaming forum, and they have a debate board. One of the threads is called "Would you respect a transgendered person?" and it's just full of Tumblr and transphobia. It's amazing. I'm laughing so hard right now.

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>>5231297
>5'10
>152
17 more pounds to go bitches

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>>5231348
monitoring because i have no idea what to do and haven't done anything in like almost 3 months

>>5231396
Oh its very real

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>>5231367
You know how you can fix that?

more sex, then you'll know for sure

>>5231367
Defining stuff is an annoyance tbdesu

>>5231400
link pls

>>5231367
>tfw elanna will never be gay for you

>>5231391
I actually have no idea how to lose weight and only eat one meal a day soo I'm sure my nutrition and health is in the dumpster

>>5231367
ditto
used to be girls only
now I'm like guys mostly but girls look ok but I feel bad thinking about sex with them and I don't like vaginas? idk I'm just gonna say I'm into guys and make it easier

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>>5231391
What kind of vibrator?

It's so fucking frustrating to not be able to get off and being a disgusting hon who can't get a qt boy to lewd me.

>>5231397
;_;

>>5231402
I play video games when I get turned on, except for lately when i've tried to actually do something but rip.

>>5231367
Ehh labels are retarded. Go with pan/bisexual and call it a day. We get to like whatever we want to and not give a hoot

>>52313672

Makes me remember questioning about possibly being bi in jr high. I haven't felt self conscious about that until I came to /lgbt/ and saw the hate.

Those feels suck

>>5231367
>like guys only pre-hrt
>start liking girls on hrt
>realize i'm not really attracted to girls in 3D but can appreciate the female form.
Oh well.

>>5231278
>>5231291
I'm 5'9" and 268lbs, last month I was 295lbs which is the heaviest I've ever been.
I want to get as thin as I can before april which is my nieces wedding..
if I get under 200lbs by then I'll be happy
I want to get to 135-150lbs ultimately.

jared keto until I get to 200 and then I'm going vegan and then once my muslces are all melted away going to go back to jared keto

>>5231343
Jelly. ;_;
>>5231360
It's not that big, I just think it's all my muscle.

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>>5231372
Who do I date might be a good start.

>>5231385
I'm almost positive that I'm not gay.

>>5231394
See above

>>5231410
That might help, but I've only had sex with guys so it's still an exercise in futility.

>>5231413
That's the issue seemingly ;_;

>>5231415
Who said I wouldn't be? ^^

>>5231425
I don't care about the labels, at this point I don't even know who I like.

>>5231415
Nah, I'm just laughing too hard, think I'll keep it for myself

>>5231401
your tits will sag even more hon

>>5231430
damn you really are an Amazonian- how did kayla manage to lose all her muslce?

>>5231435

I went more or less like this >>5231428 except maybe more bi than that which has been kinda super confusing, it's kinda messy at times.

>>5231438
cant you prevent sagging via certain excerises?

>>5231447
I think kissing girls is fun too but I wouldn't want to have sex or be romantic with them to be honest, i'm the person you quoted btw.

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hormones have already made my ass fatter but is it gonna get any bigger? cause if not that is a little disappointing desu

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>>5231438
they're gonna sag either way because

guess what

that's what breasts do after they've been around for a while
and ive had mine longer than most in mtfg have even come out to themselves as trans

>>5231435
The label itself generally doesn't matter. Date whoever looks pretty and see what sticks. Gender can just be one more thing that may or may not work when you are getting to know someone.

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How do I find a guy who doesn't mind my boobs, hon face and gross voice?

I just want dick.

>>5231416
um I eat healthy and cut out crappy foods that are very obviously bad (fried stuff and fast food in general, fatty dressings/condiments, junk snacks, etc.) and go to the gym every other day and only do cardio to lose weight and not put on muscle. I then do other exercises on the days I don't go to the gym to work off a little more fat and work on getting dat booty B)

>>5231422
literally story of my life ;-;
http://www.amazon.com/Mantric-Mouse-3-Speed-Bullet-Vibrator/dp/B003AM8X4A
I got this one cause someone else got it too and said they like it (I think Titchbits?)
it feels reeeeaaallllllllyyyy nice .///.

>>5231429
that's awesome you've lost so much!
I know you can get down to around 135-150 in time! just believe in yourself :D

>>5231367
>>5231425

Ya Bi is an easier label to live with than pan. Gets really annoying explaining it to everyone. Or you can just say you're Queer and be all aloof

>>5231367
>>5231435
don't stress, just let yourself like whoeves u like

>>5231462
Go fulltime and date straight guys.
inb4 hugboxers, man body, old man face etc

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>>5231457
Love the way you deal with the internet peeps fufu, stay awesome.

Ps. Hate you

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>>5231435
then it sounds to me like there's only one thing you can do~

It's time to go full lez elanna

>>5231297
I'm like 5'8 123lbs

Still wanna lose a few more tbhon

>>5231454
I've done sort of sexual stuff but for the most part idk if the limit is on being preop or just on not being that attracted to women.

>>5231448
Also not wearing your bra day in day out.

>>5231458
>Date whoever looks pretty
Becomes difficult when you can't seem to figure this out.

>>5231447
I sort of had the opposite, like I only liked girls pre-HRT, and wound up thinking I exclusively liked guys, but now I like girls too, but not on a physical level. I'm just a mixed up individual atm ;~;

>>5231479
But I legitimately don't think that I'm lesbian ;~; to be fair I do act kinda gay sometimes

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>>5231435
>I'm almost positive that I'm not gay.
>Who said I wouldn't be? ^^

i'm getting some conflicting signals here

>>5231457
>brags about being on hrt for longer

how juvenile are you?

>>5231475
lame teacher's pet sucking up to trips

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>>5231466
I'll get one of those then, I can't get off with plastic penises ;_;

>>5231471
You know if I could pass I would go fulltime and if I passed and had a good voice I would have someone to date, surprisingly someone actually really likes me even though he knows i'm trans and not passing atm.

Too bad I will never pass
>man body, old man face
Yeah, I think I looked pretty womanly lately but I don't know what to trust.

When I feel good I usually take pics and ruin it.

>>5231496
maybe you're just lonely and desperate for romance.

>>5231475
thanks anon, stay chill
ps love u

>>5231498
u need to be more chill like that anon

heres a good track to help u chill out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkgUFBaOcm4

ps im just stating the outright truth. it's not about bragging. im just being honest about my tits and why they're not super perky

>>5231457
>longer than most in mtfg have even come out to themselves as trans

This confirms you're a real piece of shit.

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>>5231497
>i'm getting some conflicting signals here
Trust me, you and me both

>>5231504
That doesn't sound like the sort of problem someone on mtfg would have.

>>5231504
This truthfully

>>5231506
go listen to godspeed you black emperor or something you fake bitch, stop posting shit people pretend to listen to on their last fm lmao

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what's up with all of the salt tonight?

>>5231439
Well, I work, and do heavy lifting as well as some low weight/high repetition there. So my muscles aren't really melting away.

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>>5231522
Is this really you?

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>>5231511
maybe we should meet up and compare keys

>>5231509
>>5231498
>>5231521
i'm pretty sure it's just banter desu

>>5231496
lol I'm exactly like that >>5231421

>>5231499
ok glad I can help! :>
I-I need to get one of those plastic penises though...

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>>5231521
>stop posting shit people pretend to listen to on their last fm lmao
You mean like GY!BE?

>>5231535
Get one with a nice suction cup, good times.

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>>5231530

ya that's like 4 years back now
funny how things change huh

>>5231530
Don't be an asshole anon. How would you like it if someone posted your pre-hrt picture? You're grasping at straws.

>>5231496
There was a time between my very first time and starting hrt where I sincerely thought I might just be asexual tbdesu. It's all kind of a mess and sometimes I feel judging by what happened before gets even more confusing.

>>5231521
im laughing at this irl actually

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3CO4GjEi6s

>>5231522
ppl are mad at me for bein cute i guess

How much would a full year of hormones (everything needed to transition) cost from India or some other cheap country? Purely curious, so please don't worry about some anon doing something stupid.

>>5231537
>go PRETEND TO listen to godspeed you black emperor or something you fake bitch, stop posting shit people pretend to listen to on their last fm lmao

fixed thanks anon

>>5231541
The only differences I see are boobs, facial hair which you got laser for and lighter skin.

Is that all HRT does or did you notice other changes? Sorry if it comes across as rude, I'm just wondering for myself

>>5231546
let me guess, you're into vaporwave too? lmao hilarious dumb bitches

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>>5231349
there are no good pictures of me lel

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>>5231551
It's like 95 yuro dollars for one and a half month if you selfmed.

>>5231429
if you're careful, DNP might help you get there sooner, but it is considered dangerous.

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>>5231559
actually i was involved in the early days of vaporwave, in 2011
whats "vaporwave" these days bores me to tears tbqh

>>5231541
edie pls how to anal?

>>5231539
oooo I might yea
there's a local sex boutique kinda place downtown and I'm gonna prolly go sometime and check em outttt

>>5231566
how were you involved? were you in a vaporwave "band" dear? legit lol'd

>tfw I can't tell if this chick that's hittin on me on FL is fat or if she's just STACKED
Decisions, decisions

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Quick question. Why is rawr so crazy and hostile as anon and refers to himself with male pronouns? I never really got the story or understood why. He seems cute and passing enough inhis pics to me. Or is it all one big ruse cruise?

hey do y'all think this is a real dick

https://i.4cdn.org/soc/1447565413739.jpg

>>5231535
Yeah, I sort of echo the sentiment on vaginas desu, like I can appreciate that girls are pretty but idk if I'm into them in that way. Kissing girls seems fun though.

>>5231533
compare keys? o.o

>>5231504
This is definitely true, but I was questioning my orientation even before my last relationship ended.

>>5231545
>judging by what happened before gets even more confusing.
Yeah, definitely, like idk if I even had a vague sense of who I was or what I wanted at that point, so I sort of try to discount it a little. It's confusing...

https://clyp.it/c2wm3nlx

>>5231572
Because she was once doing the same as a trip and consequently stopped tripping because everyone filtered her ass.

>>5231574
I don't know but that upper body is disgusting.

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>>5231572
>he
thanks for not misgendering me, korra.

>>5231569
nope
and u srsly gotta chill mane

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlFV_PggEMY

>>5231575
>seems fun
You seem unsure. Maybe go kiss some girls?

>>5231569
that was during her Militant lesbian phase- she did some crazy shit and mainstream annoyed her

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>tfw its really hot outside but you feel really cold inside

;~;

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>tfw just want to pass so you can talk to your friends and meet people in real life without having to be boy.

Maybe one day ;_;

>>5231572
>he
Please tell me you're joking korra

>>5231586
I don't know where to go and do that

>>5231574
I-I-I-I-I-I hope so ;/////;

>>5231575
Exactly! idk just prolly explore a little, wait until you find something you don't like and go from there

>>5231580
Pronouns are so confusing here. I could have sworn rawr (if that's u) uses male pronouns. This pic here

>>5231560
Even has his in the filename so idk what to even think any more. I've also seen rawr get really mad (unless that was a ruse as well) at ppl referring to them with female pronouns so uhhhhh I'm lost and confused and just wanna be friends desu ° 3 °

>>5231590
My place?

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>>5231546
where are the drums?

>>5231572
she realised everyone filters her because of the exact same shit she continues to pull as anon and would rather get free (You)s than any sort of meaningful interactions
also
>he

>>5231575
you know, like decryption keys, to see if we can figure something out for these signals

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>>5231546

it's not ur fault that ur a beautiful angel idk what they expect you to do

>>5231557

>fat redistribution, skin softening, etc
>what does hrt do?

i mean..... what else do you think it does?

>>5231567

1) anal douching
2) relax
3) foreplay
4) lube, then more lube, then more lube
5) ???
6) profit

>>5231597
sorry heres some 2-step for u
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHlcsdI2phY

>>5231603
haha ik right!!! unbelievable desu..........

>>5231603
how do you get off though?

>>5231588
lol it's 32 degrees here so I can't even begin to imagine that feel right now

>>5231595
one of the major reasons i dropped trip was bc people replied to me just to insult me rather than have a meaningful discussion, and one of the reasons i get mad at people for misgendering is because i REPEATEDLY asked to be referred as a man yet people here INSIST on gendering me female just to upset me.

>>5231600
I want to hang out with kiwi so badly. That dick also holy shit I want that dick instead of the small one I have

hey there

>>5231596
Where u live bb?

>>5231597
O-oh, that's a lot less innuendoey than I thought it was ;__; u use PGP?

>>5231613
sure, okay

>>5231611
Trip on kiwi

>>5231613
take the left turn

>>5231578
>>5231590
>>5231597
I see. Also I wasn't joking on the pronoun thing I was being serious


>>5231610
Ah I gotcha. I'll use male pronouns now if that's what you prefer. I'd rather be friends and stuff ya know? Life irl is hard enough without con nf here and attacking other transgirls.

>>5231613
eyy
not gonna lie, been listening to A Transit Life like every day since I got it, so thank you

Rawr is a qt and I like her

>>5231564
I read up on it, something like 80% lethality if you screw up.
I'm a bit of a screw up in general so I'll pass.

>>5231622
>I'll use male pronouns now if that's what you prefer.
thanks. you're like the only decent person here. everybody else constantly misgenders me just to be assholes. i'm not a girl btw, so please don't refer to me as a transgirl.

>>5231628
FUCK
OFF

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>>5231616
w-what i'm trying to say is, let's make out

i'm pretty good at it...

>>5231607
th-thanks senpai this is e-exactly what i was looking for

>>5231617
>>5231620
mhm

>>5231627
oh wow whoa really?
that's super really rad!

i want a big tub of mac n cheese with TOOOONS of broccoli in it but im already at my daily calorie count ;_;

>>5231640
>broccoli
trip on bexe

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>>5231631

>>5231631
Its no problem dude. Using a preferred pronun costs me nothing and its the polite thing to do ya know? I'm sorry about that. When I referred to transgirls I meant more this community than anything not you specifically. But I hear ya. So you identify as a gay male?

>>5231639
hell yeaaaa
like idk what songs I like best but Time and Distance, Daughters, and Summer '05 are prolly my faves. Also do you listen to Buckethead? Cause Time and Distance gave me some Buckethead vibes

>>5231644
holy shit, leave me the fuck alone. why do you have to constantly fucking harass me?

>>5231647
>So you identify as a gay male?
yup yup.
and thanks.

>>5231652
Just fucking leave, you stupid piece of shit. Nobody wants you here.

>>5231631
Timestamp, how do we know it isn't some anon impersonating rawr?

um hi
i ate too much
purge or no????????????????????

>>5231649
daughters and time and distance are probably my two favourites on the album.
I've never listened to buckethead no, that's cool tho
I just showed my friend daughters and she did it sounded like modest mouse and I don't really listen to them either
I really like hearing what other bands ppl compare my stuff to. I get told things I never would have heard myself.

>>5231652
>holy shit, leave me the fuck alone. why do you have to constantly fucking harass me?
you look like a cis girl and you call yourself a gay male and you break the heart of everyone here who will never ever look like you do

if you are just a gay male and not trans and not a girl then fuck off out of here and stop invading our spaces

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>>5231652
>>So you identify as a gay male?
>yup yup.
>and thanks.
strange, it almost sounds like this general is specifically not intended for you and that you should leave and stop shitposting in it, as you already realise because you've been relegated to anonposting to circumvent all the people whom you know are filtering your trip...

>>5231663
Usually not a good idea; either declaring a cheat day or exercize + lots of water?

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>>5231636
O-oh, I'm honestly pretty good at making out too desu ;__; it's just for practice, r-right?

>>5231663
Jupe I've missed you bb. Where you been

>>5231643
i'm not addicted to broccoli! it's just a phase!

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>>5231657
and again with the insults. yet you claim that i'm the troll? fuck off.

>>5231658
it isn't.

>>5231670
because not constantly barraging someone with harassment and death threats is just soooo hard, right?

i wanna be in a fashion film inspired by Breakfast at Tiffanny's uggghhhhh
>>5231675
crying under my bedsheets mainly, ahahahaha ahahahahahaha.............
>>5231671
yah i guess i can do that
its almost bedtime though so i guess i have to do it tomorrow?
or maybe i can just try to starve for this week that should rebalance things
>>5231670
lmao
leave his alone
he should be more welcome than maki or tahm or swg, so

>>5231678
Post pic w only 3 fingers

>>5231678
why are you here if you're a gay man?
take your ugly man face and leave.

well I'm off to bed. Good night everyone! <3 Remember you're all beautiful! And even if you're not, there's pizza in the fridge and that's just as beautiful <3

>>5231664
ah ok! Buckethead is an instrumental artist, and kinda does the same thing as you where he records guitar and I believe bass and then uses a drum track. Here's the song that Time and Distance reminds me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlziFg03DRw
but yea! thank you for telling me about your stuff cause I love it

>>5231678
>because not constantly barraging someone with harassment and death threats is just soooo hard, right?
I am the anon who posts this >>5231644
I have never once given you a death threat
I do harass you in this thread though because of this >>5231666

nobody here looks like you, you are the best looking girl here and all you do by saying you are a guy is diminish everything everyone here works for.
I have no problem using he and him pronouns for you but fucking hell you need to leave because you don't belong here

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>>5231674
of course it's just practice, we need to be good at cuddling and kissing so that girls... i mean boys... will like us a lot and will want to be together forever...

why is there a minecraft server

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>>5231678
Why are you even fucking here?
.

>>5231694
>you are the best looking girl here
you're kidding, right? fucking laughing right now

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so anyways i was actually being IRONIC earlier because i DONT look like a linebacker and even if im not the smallest daintiest most feminine little flower im still CUTE DAMMIT

also ive learned to be okay with my height, striking features and general statuesque-ness over time. so there

also good night

>>5231686
>maki or tahm or swg
They aren't welcome at all

>>5231687
ok

>>5231688
>>5231694
>HUURRRR YOU LOOK LIKE A CIS GIRL XD
>JK YOU HAVE A MANFACE
lol make up your fucking mind you creep.


>>5231697
same reason tahm and swg are.

>>5231703
nightynight

>>5231708
>same reason tahm and swg are.
You're a transwoman?

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>>5231708
forgot the image.

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>>5231695
O-oh, ok, well then let's get in some practice, I do really want girls... i mean boys... i mean girls... to like me ;__;

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>>5231708
>lol make up your fucking mind you creep.
I'm not the same person as >>5231688

>>5231708
>implying I'm the same poster as that blind retard
get out gayboy.

>>5231703
We know ur qt. I hope I can come to terms with the things I hate about myself someday. Night <3

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every single one of these is a rawr image MD5 for your filter

you're welcome