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lonely together edition

▶Informed Consent Providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
▶Makeup Tutorial: http://imgur.com/a/JO33K/
▶MTF Info Dump: http://pastebin.com/36HC6ZmT
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▶Transition timelines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
▶Voice Training: http://pastebin.com/dgipdsge
▶HRT info: https://web.archive.org/web/00000000000000/http://taimapedia.org/index.php?title=Hormones
▶Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
▶Minecraft Server: minecraft.is-so.moe

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>>5133135
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sheen's gay
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If one goes with informed consent to and endocronologist they can get hormones without having to get an assessment by a therapist saying, yes this girl is trans?
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>>5134269
It's a Felt F-75, I managed to find it at a thrift shop half off retail and it was even a 2013 model in 2013, and my size. I havent been riding as much as I should but triyng to get back into it again. My thing is I try not to say something if there isn't anything positive generally, and if I don't want to be positive I'll just go somewhere else for a bit, cause this is definitely not the place to get out of a negative attitude. I used to be such a cynical person and just wanted to be done with that. Idk, I had to come out to my mom twice, but overall it wasn't the worst reactions. Nah it's fine, like half the time I just am okay with trying shit like that but yeah, just bad situation more recently. I'm glad to be done with that though, but wanna get back to meeting people and getting out and feeling normie, or, I dunno, not like a shut in so much.
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>>5134310
At the end of this one Frog sends Toad a little that says they're best friends and I cry every time.
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>>5134319
yeah, you just go to the doc and say "gimmie hrt you big meanie" and they go "omg this girl is so mean i'm so scared" and then they fondle your testicles and give you hrt
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>>5134325
Cool, but how do I afford medical insurance?
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>>5134325
Yeah sounded way out there, I'm guessing the therapist needs to give a diagnosis of GID and then the endocronologist will give a prescription after blood work?
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>>5134330
no I'm completely serious. Well, not serious about the "big meanie part" but that's how it played out for me. He was a creepy old guy that checked me for lumps
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>>5134316
if anything I'm asexual, I'm not comfortable with doing anything with a boy because I'm a virgin and also I'm pretty much completely disgustingly ugly so the only way any guy would ever want to get near me is if he was part of some sort of prank to find the ugliest girl he can find and pretend he is going to have sex with her.

a lot of that also applies tog irls, but with the added layer of dysphoria and jealousy which would limit anything to pretty much just cuddles and maybe some kissing.
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>>5134336
it was a joke
ily sheen
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hi y'all~!
today I'll try my hardest to be happy and work hard!!!
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>>5134343
Heya there person I haven't talked to before, how is yourself?
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>>5134343
That's the spirit!
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>>5134320
Oh wow, that's a really awesome way to find a bike especially one that fits you, now I'm really jealous. I definitely need to ride more, I'm only riding on sat/sun but I'm thinking about commuting by bike to whatever job I find instead of taking the bus or driving just to be able to save up money.
Yeah I know what you mean, you can get really wrapped up in the drama here and it can affect you irl if you let it. Ugh, I really do need to try to put myself out there and live a life outside my room too... being a normie at least comes with friends and stuff to do. Like today I went on a group ride because I read about it online but only rode with them a bit before I felt super awkward and just rode home.
Sometimes I wish I was a basic bitch going to starbucks everyday instead of being anxious talking on the phone.
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>>5134351
I'm good! I finished up my essay and got my nice sweater today! tomorrow is my 22nd birthday!
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>>5134342
>it was a joke
like my life
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My boy friend did break up with me today though...So I'm trying to stay positive! when I'm 22 I'll be fitter and more attractive!!
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>>5134353
Yeah it was super lucky, it looked like someone had fallen over on it once and gave up for good haha. I have only been getting out once a week for like an hour or so if that, I should try to do some of the bike events there's so many down here with the whole hipster resurgence in town. I hope to not end up doing the same thing but probably will. Was super happy to get invited out for normie stuff last week though, and hoping to continue to, I got invited out for Halloween but need to figure out a last minute outfit that will work for me =\. I totally agree though like, idk being basic isn't so bad compared to being robot. I need to find some kind of real hobby or a something to meet people, OKC just gets a bunch of people wanting to fuck, which would be great if I weren't still a virgin and wanting to like, have something kinda real for my first time.

>>5134355
That sounds great! You should post the sweater! I got a qt jacket I been meaning to post a pic of myself, probably gonna go get a pic in a few~ Also Happy Birthday!!

>>5134357
Sorry to hear about this though =\ but yeah you're just gonna keep getting better, so don't worry. How long of a relationship had it been?
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>>5134333
So after that I get my hormones, then pay for laser hair removal go through several sessions, then surgery and recovery and dilation. And then I get to be a real girl?
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>>5134362
it was around 3 months. But he really loved me and treated me nicely and I loved when he held me!
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>>5134363
Be warned, laser hurts a lot more than I expected, but it's so worth it!
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>>5134366
Aw that's sweet, I keep finding myself almost falling for guys just out of that desire to be held, but then I realize that it wasn't really them, but just that it was someone at that point. I hope to find someone where it does click though..
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>tfw we will all never have a comfy and fun sleepover together.
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>>5134377
thankfully tomorrow i'm going to hand out candy to kids with my sorority dressed up as Pearl, for this indoor halloween thing. That will make me happy! I like making people happy and seeing them smile
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even Australian ex prime ministers are shitposters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5awwRWLbGY
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>>5134373
My face. :(
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>>5134382
Aww cuute! That's always a great feeling! Hope that all goes great :3
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>>5134356
Pic is wrong. Dysphoria isn't a driving factor, more like an anchor.
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What was that one medication you need to get to go along with cyproterone that negates most of the negative side effects?
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>>5134391
no masculinity is an anchor, femininity is what I will be chasing forever and never being able to grasp
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>>5134392
Cyrpo/Sprio are AAs (or a fake AA, in spiros case) which stop testosterone. Estradiol is the Estrogen you need for being female. Going with no hormones for too long is bad. Read the sticky for more info.
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>>5134362
Last minute outfit for halloween eh? At least you are doing something, I think we're just turning off the lights and hiding in our own bowls of candy ;~;
It's p funny though, the Goodwill halloween commercial just came on so now I'll suggest you thrift for an outfit, like just go in there and wing it! Just be like a slutty vampire or something.
I've tried OKC a couple of times, even if you try to just find friends they want bjs... stupid boys.
I'm not sure what hobby would be social even cycling is lonely most of the time.
Oh well, it's late and I'm off to bed but it was nice talking to you. night night
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>>5134396
I meant the depression-related side effects of cypro, because cypro supresses a lot more more stuff than just testosterone. I saw in a thread here there's another medication you take with it that fixes those side effects.
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>>5134393
No like, the carrot on a stick is metaphorically "she sees the reward so he is moving forward, even if it's not towards to goal she thinks.
Our quest toward being okay woth ourselves doesn't propel us forward in any other meaningful manner unless we succeed. You gotta think DEEP yo.
Maybe if the womanhood on a stick was leading the stocktrans off a cliff or a tree with a noose?
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speaking of hormones, I'm going to start injecting soon. 10mg/1mL. I'm nervous and not sure where to find/which gauge syringe I need. Also, I'm going to start cycling progesterone again soon
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>>5134403
but I'm not going to succeed, I'm going to try forever and never succeed
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>>5134404
why are you so pretty it's not fair
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>>5134402
Not familiar then. Didn't have that myself with Cypro. My bad though, ambiguity of the question~

>>5134404
Yay Prog cycling! My next cycle is coming up in a few days actually~ Should be fun haha. Hope injections go well though!

>>5134401
IDK what to go as but good idea, I should go do that probably. I've actually managed to make a good amount of friends on OKC at this point, like, 7, idk, not the most but good for a site thats mostly just hookups. Yeah thats the problem most hobbies are usually not social, and I just don't know how to meet people. I go to bars but don't approach others really, and just get creepy old guys trying to touch me.


Nini, sleep well! Was nice talking to you too! I'm actually going to sleep for the night as well. Probably gonna be shitposting from the courthouse in the morning while I wait around on name change stuffs~

Also goodnight mtfg~
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>>5134404
I'm assuming you're using AllDayChemist's shit that comes in ampoules?

These are good for cracking open the ampoule and not getting glass everywhere:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0018BN5N4

You can get your syringes here:
https://iremedysupply.com/3ml-syringe-with-needle-23g-x-1-regular-bevel-regular-wall-detachable-needle-box-of-50.html

Use 18g filter needle (to filter out glass from cracking ampoule) to fill:
http://www.ebay.com/itm/221912757940

Use 22g 1.5" to inject:
https://iremedysupply.com/needle-22g-x-1-5-regular-bevel-sterile-box-of-100.html

Don't forget to get yourself a nice sharps container for when you're all done:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001B9W78W

If you're using vials and not ampoules you can skip the ampoule crackers and just get regular 18G needles instead of 18G needles with filters to fill your syringe:
https://iremedysupply.com/needle-18g-x-1-5-thin-wall-fill-regular-bevel-sterile-box-of-100.html

Also you'll probably want some alcohol wipes, gauze strips, and band-aids.

Have fun with your femunizations anon!
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>>5134404
what is name of the injectable stuff?

>>5134419
this is all very good info
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What happened to all the trips that usually post around now?
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>>5134424
Dead or too busy sucking dick
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>>5134408
You just don't get it sheen. Your more like... jumping towards a woman symbol stuck to the ceiling? Or at least I am
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>>5134426
I wish
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>>5134424
Once maki left the night died. That was when he posted and made it active
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>>5134431
It's nicer dead.
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>>5134419
so....do I need just the 22g 1.5"? or do I need to get the needles too?
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>>5134373
How much does laser cost btw?
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>>5134427
I don't even know what I'm doing anymore tbh
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>>5134423
Progynon Depot
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>>5134431
what about aife, elfginger, umaruchan, alison and so many others?
they wouldnt just abandon us would they? ;~;
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>>5134442
Elfginger and umaru left during makis three day cocaine reign of terror. Alison took cocaine and went off on a reign of terror
Aife probably sleeping
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>>5134310
im sad, someone reassure me that one day ill make friends and feel loved :(
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>>5134434
Well, I can't speak for everywhere, but I've been paying about $100 a treatment for full face and neck.
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>>5134445
I would but I have trouble reassuring myself that
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>>5134449
its okay, ill reassure you and you reassure me
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>>5134450
and then kiss
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>>5134442
>elfginger, umaruchan
you can thank oddish for that
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I got oral today while driving.

It was pretty good but God am I a degenerate.
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>>5134447
How many treatments does it take usually?
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>>5134451
the process is complete
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>>5134455
Varies on the amount of hair, color, and skin color. They told me it'd probably take around 10 treatments to get everything, since I have a lot of facial hair....
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>>5134444
dont do cocaine friends ;~;

>>5134452
what did oddish do?
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>>5134451
jj i love you
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>>5134459
Nothing
He just spoke his mind about something he didn't know what he was talking about.
It was the anons saying all the brutal shit that got them to leave
Oddish really didn't do anything
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>Since taking a whoremoans break I've been getting random boners day in and day out
jesus
was it always this bad and I just got used to it or what?
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>>5134466
>was it always this bad
yes
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>>5134459
>"someone" posts a troll pic of kira saying she looks like mrs doubtfire
>oddish decides to tell everyone kira doesn't pass and everyone is hugboxing
>says he thought it was a sincere photo and that hes just being nice to kira
>wont admit hes wrong and says this place is worse than susans
>keeps getting madder and saying kira doesn't pass and its not his fault because he though a picture of kira's head photoshopped onto a hobo with the post saying "tfw u look like a crossdressing man" was genuine and that even though she passes irl he thinks she doesnt pass and his opinion is the right one
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>>5134463
Trip on Oddish.
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>>5134473
sounds like you have a personal stake in all this.
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>touch something with my finger that got cut
>feels like an electric shock
H-how long will this last? Should I just chop my finger off? I don't want to live with this
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>>5134459
>>one true thing
>lets see
>>Oddish was posting mean shops of Kira from before she transitioned
>well that was anon and oddish never drops trip you know
>>She starts attacking Kira entirely unprovoked
>yup
>>Everyone said Kira looked good before HRT
>yup
>>That made Oddish angry
>yup
>> so she says Kira doesn't pass and it a narcissist
>yup
>>Everyone tells Oddish to fuck off.
>yup
>>hen Oddish cries suicide and makes big tl;dr posts to get sympathy.
>yup
Short story Oddish is a bitter hon that chases out the nice girls.
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How does masturbation affect hrt? Would there be any noticeable long term difference between hrt with no masturbation whatsoever, and someone who masturbated daily from the first day of hrt? If the daily masturbation stopped, would the effects get erased, assuming there were any.
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>>5134483
>Kira looked good before HRT
well now I have to look at the archive cuz lol
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>>5134473
I think the situation got blown overboard because of the issue maki and oddish had the day before and he just used it as an excuse to go off
Everyone attacked maki and he was on cocaine going off on oddish and others
He's gone now thankfully
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>>5134485
i just tried masturbating tonight
when i was a boy i used to be able to get hard and jerk off for no reason
now i need to imagine being embraced from behind by a boy who would love me and stay with me forever to get off, and even then it's difficult to maintain an erection or even finish for that matter
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>Everyone calling me he
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>>5134482
Why wouldn't you get it removed in the first place if you don't want your finger?
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how come it doesn't feel good to have stuff in my butt? I spend like 20-30 minutes relaxing and easing into it and stretching it so that it's not tense and trying to push things out, but even when I get to that point and use a bunch of lube I just don't feel any good sensations in there ><
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>>5134495
Doctors don't usually offer amputation of the limb as a treatment for cuts. I guess I gotta take things into my own hands
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>>5134491
OH so that's where the
>What is thus, transpassing?
pasta came from, that was some funny shit doe
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>>5134482
if you chop your finger off then you will have to go through with this again
and then you will chop your hand off and then your arm then your torso

its a slippery slope
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I think everyone in this thread needs to chill! There's no need for conflict!
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>>5134494
how about you threaten suicide over people saying you're a bully again? maybe you can guilt trip anna into loving you this time
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>>5134499
Link?
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>>5134494
You should give your side of the story
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>>5134499
If you don't want to be judged on lame years old pre-HRT shops by trolls you're as bad as transpassing and Susans.
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>>5134494
Its probably just the same anon who refers to every trip he hates as he because he thinks its clever.
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>>5134508
seconding this
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>>5134508
No, i dont want to fight. I dont even know if i want to be here anymore. I shouldn't even give a shit that people are still anon posting about me.
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>>5134516
Who would you be fighting if those people aren't around?
Just drop your side, don't even like greentext it
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>>5134517
kira and oddish havent gotten along for a while and oddish decided to speak out of turn for whatever reason and made a fool of herself and then threatened to kill herself
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>>5134508
>>5134514
http://archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/search/username/oddish/start/2015-10-07/end/2015-10-15/order/asc/
http://archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/search/username/Jade/start/2015-10-07/end/2015-10-15/order/asc/
This is Oddish's side of the story. Same old narcissistic conceited shit talking.
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>>5134516
There there Oddish.
Trips really need to stop letting a couple hateful people push them away or this general will become just another dead one on /lgbt/
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>>5134526
I never seen Kira do anything to Oddish, it was completely unwarranted and Oddish made it worse when every trip and anon disagreed.
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>>5134531
But oddish is the one driving people away
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>>5134535
they argued a lot back in the day
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Surprise!!! Mtfg is still absolute shit, and probably the most testosteron filled thread on /lgbt/
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>>5134527
Im not really seeing anything by just skimming it. Unless the one talking bad about Oddish right now is Maki then that would make sense.
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>>5134531
Bunz you really shouldn't shit stir this hard just because you're psychotic.
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>>5134542
>the most testosteron filled thread on /lgbt/
actually we are all on blockers and bicker like women
go figure
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>>5134540
Everyone argued with Oddish.
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>>5134508
http://archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/thread/5045624/#5046138
here u go, oddish's side
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>>5134544
Cheska I wish you would just trip again instead of always attacking me. I'll just assume its you because you're one to go into the archives to see what my image posts are.
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>>5134543
Skim harder.
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>>5134542
I came here because I thought I would make friends I could relate to. I haven't made a single friend yet. Everyone here just complains and posts anime.
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>>5134548
No you don't, this is like autism overload general, and "bitching" the way guys do.
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>>5134555
you've never seen a group of women arguing before have you?
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>>5134493
I didn't make myself clear, i meant what difference does it make to the way hrt changes your body, if any. I've heard it helps keep the penis functional if you use it regularly.
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>>5134554
>complains about people posting anime
>posts homosuck
Explain yourself
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>>5134560
I gotta go.
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>>5134560
this, problem sleuth was way way better
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>>5134552
I'm not even Cheska. I just find it ironic that shitposing starts up again when you and Oddish are posting. You're both literal psycho scum.
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>>5134556
They don't do it like this, unless you think erping /vg/ aspies have "girl drama"
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>>5134554
>Everyone here just complains and posts anime.

Welcome to mtfg
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>>5134563
Yeah, ok. My bad for posting one thing in defense of someone being attacked by anons like you "Not Cheska"
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>>5134564
confirmed for never interacting with groups of people let alone women outside of 4chan
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>>5134561
lol'd
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>>5134566
>Welcome to 4chan
Fixd
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Au contrare, or something.
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>>5134508
>I'm not backpedaling though? My sentiments are the exact same despite the fact that every trip has bandwagoned against me. And again, i have differences with kira, but i don't feel maliciously toward her. I feel bad for her because she's hiding and everyone is letting her. I do get angry with her when she tries to get into arguments and she has no cle what she's talking about, but that hasnt even happened in ages. I don't wanna hurt her feelings, but whats really painful imo is friends who won't tell you the truth.
Oddish's side of the story is that everyone is lying to Kira in an echochamber. Pre transition boymode pics and shops are sincere pictures that require Oddish's sincere judgement even if they were posted by a troll less than one minute apart from Kira's own post. The fact she passes in real life is a lie because Oddish said so.
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>>5134568
Poor Oddish not really getting attacked for attacking people, just like you do. It's always the same usual suspects like you, Kiwi, Oddish, Angie. Hons have to stick together I suppose.
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>>5134497
can someone please answer my god damn question
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>>5134577
trip on cheska
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>>5134579
no you butt slut

butt for real, get some real dick, a vibe or stop using so much lube and get some friction going so can actually be butthurt while no one answers your post next time.
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>>5134577
You say all this yet continue to attack people while hiding as anon. You're really not fooling me but keep it up.
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>>5134497
>>5134579
you don't have a prostate?
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>ginger ex bf messages me asking random questions
>get to talking and tell him i was in his area this weekend (i literally walked by his house twice)
>tell him i was going to say hi but i thought it might be rude or weird etc
>he tells me that i should have told him and it would have been nice to see me
>talk to him about other stuff, he talks about his current gf
>he doesn't have many nice things to say, he gets slightly flirty with me
>tell him i wasn't sure if she would be ok with me hanging out with him and he says no
>"she would fucking flip out on me if she knew we hung out together......"
>"she practically stalked you online for awhile and like......idk."
>tell him i get it but that i'm kind of bummed we would never be able to hangout ever
>"no we can still hangout...... idc if she gets pissed off. she'll be salty but whatever."
>o-oh ok
>keep talking about a ton of other things, random sex talk, random talk about people we're dating
>he ends up asking me if i'd send him recent gifs/pics of me and i do
>tell him i want to see recent pics too since i never see them of him anymore
>after a bit of talking about other stuff he starts talking about how horny he is
>when he gets home he sends me a ton of lewd stuff
>kind of surprised and then we keep talking and he says he wishes we were fucking etc
>mfw

is it safe to say that like my ex-bf still wants me.....? in the last couple of weeks he told me all of this stuff along with how hot he thought i was, how he still thought about me and how we used to fuck when he got off, and he sent me like vids of him getting off.......like wouldn't you think that he would like...care about his gf possibly finding out about this or something? he was never like this when i dated him. idek how to feel
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>>5134584
I'm not attacking you Bunz, I'm not like you. Why the victim complex all of a sudden?
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>>5134587
>is it safe to say that like my ex-bf still wants me

Are you literally autistic
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>>5134587
You should know how to feel considering you have a boyfriend you post about loving lots. Keep it together!
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>>5134587
do not break your current boyfriends heart
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let's just talk about something else!
So, what halloween candies you packing, mtfg? I'm avoiding sugar, so I'll only have a few, but I LOVE peppermint patties. Peppermint anything. Oh, and Whatchamacallits.
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Have you girls ever just thought that were all fucking nuts?
Like legitimately crazy.
Get rid of the trans part and we all just negative toxic people. Every single trans person chaser anon namefag avatarfag troll everybody here is just fucking nuts.
I've been reading this shit because its so addictive. Everyone here is goddamn insane every fucking one of you

Like do you ever sit back and wonder what's missing from your life that you have a need to do this shit?
To care what anon or dabble in tripcodes

Do you ever just wonder why?
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>>5134586
I'm not convinced I do. Even when I was young and first getting into like, exploration and lewd stuff and I would google how to do butt stuff as a kid and sites would say to find this walnut-shaped thing a couple inches in and towards my belly button and I never could find it or feel it. And I never have this incredible sexual sensation that people describe when things go in there.
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>>5134596
all we have are each other
even the ftms hate us
yeah we are all nuts, we are chasing a dream we can never have and those who figure that out suicide
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>>5134591

tbh probably yes lol

>>5134592
>>5134593

eachh time this has happened with my ginger ex the past couple of weeks i've told the guy i'm dating now. i don't keep that kind of stuff from him and altho i have my own insecurities this guy cares about me a lot and like ... i haven't sent back anything like nudes or lewds or whatever. the whole reason i'm not with my ginger ex is becauseee i broke his heart last year.
but even with that being said i've been seein this guy for a few weeks now whereas my ginger ex has been in a new relationship for almost a year? it confuses me. he was super faithful and then all of the sudden the past month he like doesn't seem to care about her at all lol
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>>5134598
iktf
#justmightbeintersexfeels
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>>5134587
edie as in dollface?

do you have some kind of repressed insecurity about your self worth or something?

i mean, its clear to everyone that you get around but it seems to be the only topic you ever talk about apart from hrt and fashion.

you're not a very relatable human. do you like have any human interests at all? lol
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>>5134590
I'm just being logical, Cheska. You've already given me enough proof to know its you. I don't know what I did to you for you to post that I'm psychotic every time my name gets mentioned or the attacking as anon you do to several others.
I defended Oddish because I do still lurk here enough to know its tiring to constantly see trips being attacked and their past dramas constantly thrown in their face. The most likely reason you don't trip anymore as you know.
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>>5134466
Am I the only one that never got random boners?
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>>5134587
It'd be safe to say, yes. What a gross man.
>>5134598
It's probably just hard to reach tbh, I've never been able to feel mine with my fingers, but I can achieve orgasm if I play with something small in there.
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>>5134602
>it confuses me. he was super faithful and then all of the sudden the past month he like doesn't seem to care about her at all lol
you said it yourself you broke his heart, you were the girl that turned him crazy
don't do it to your new guy
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>>5134603
wait what? explain
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>>5134602
Hes horny. You are hot. Theres not much puzzle to why he'd want you to think he has no interest in his GF when talking to you.
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Does Edgar / olrapey come by anymore?
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>>5134596
No we're not all nuts. There are a few people here that require medical attention. They're bad for themselves and bad for everyone around them turning everything to shit over nothing. If this was a forum with moderation they would be perma banned and things would go back to normal after a few hours. Unfortunately there doesn't exist that kind of moderation and we're all stuck with the small handful of manipulative nutcases that prey on this general.
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>>5134614
she does afaik
how are you mexi
got maki to transition and be your wife yet?
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>>5134601
Honestly I've lurked and posted and here for about 4 or 5 months. I've talked to many people personally. Im already writing a book about internet experiences. I want to write a lengthy exerpt from my experiences here my opionions of the psychology of the average transgender. The relationship between how they act in an environment like this. Im an armchair psychologist that really just likes to analyze and dabble in human behavior. You all just fascinate me so much.

>>5134615
Can I get some names out of curiosity?
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>>5134586
>>5134598
INTERSEX
N
T
E
R
S
E
X
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>>5134596
I dunno about other people but I'm actually incredibly stable
My worst mental affliction is mild to moderate depression
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>>5134607
I have a 4-5 inch vibrating dildo, doesn't do anything for me.
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>>5134466
No, pre everything here and I don't get random boners
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>>5134618
I would listen to jormy she is an expert on intersexuality being intersex herself
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>>5134615
yea its unfettered democracy
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>>5134617
Lmao

Bro pls
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>>5134617
>Mfw I know the names already about to be said by a certain someone.
This will be good.
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>>5134605
I'm not Cheska but it amuses me to know that someone you brown nosed so much would loath you as much as you think. Lets add paranoia to your list of mental disorders.
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>>5134617
you sound like an ragenerd with no outlet

>>5134619
i bet you actually aren't stable at all
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>>5134604

lmao! um i mean i talk about all that other stuff to my close trans friends in our group chat thingy through fb messenger. we talk pretty much every day. the reason i talk about this stuff here is that i don't always like to talk to them about that stuff and like i feel like a lot of it is incredibly simple but for whatever reason the way men act with or towards me doesn't really make sense logically to me. i think overly logically and people confuse me and i spend a fair amount of time with an entire gender that seems entirely irrational so i come here to help me figure it out. if that makes sense? idk.

>>5134607
>>5134612

o ok. that's just so odd to me lol. if you're not getting what you want sexually in a relationship wouldn't you just break up with them or something? why would ppl stay together and do this with others they know their partners would get upset about? especialllllly this ex bf. he was so against cheating and was like the best bf i ever had. it's just abstract af to me

>>5134608

i did but he said it was fine and then started seeing this girl immediately after we broke up. he said she was the kind of girl he was used to dating, i.e. the kind who would obsess over him. pic related, i posted this in mtfg whilst we were together. idk tho. it seemed reboundish but they've been together for awhile now sooo i assumed everything was fine lol
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>>5134627
Then tell me who you are. Lets chat. Be friends.
Or just continue to stalk me as anon while claiming to be some beacon of sanity watching over this board. Doesn't really matter to me.
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>>5134630
I actually am
I took a month or two a couple years ago when I was in a pit of depression and kinda accepted myself for who I am, and it's been all uphill from there. When people are arguing irl I'm often able to resolve it and I'm really good at understanding people and helping them when they need help.
At my age (18), I'm one of the most stable people I know.
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>>5134635
Lets not. How about you leave and never come back instead of bringing your grudges and shit into every single thread.
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>>5134637
That's awesome bc I was still immature even after college
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>>5134639
I have no grudges. And its just the one thread actually.
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hey fam, question about bloodwork. Does anybody know how to do DIY blood work? you can buy hormone tests online...but I'm not sure...
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>>5134640
I figure most people will get there eventually, I just got there a little early
And I'm not going to pretend that I'm some kind of paradigm of emotional development, I'm just a lot more rooted than everyone else I know, if that makes any sense.
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>>5134620
I have to be rough to really get anything out of it, maybe you aren't trying hard enough.

>>5134634
We're talking about boys here, they simply need to get horny in order to do stupid shit.
Guaranteed he did stuff like that behind your back while you were dating him.
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>>5134643
>DIY blood work
Sounds dangerous and scary.
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>>5134637
>mfw i perceived myself like this at that age
>mfw it all comes around and people start hating you for this kind of personality
i hope you like being the rock to everyones craziness
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>>5134634
omg omg like lmao im so cute im so pretty pity me kawaii desu like if that makes any sense? lol

oh edie.

gender is incredibly simple, and i have a feeling you know quite well.

>>5134637
okay well that's good, im glad you're in a better place than you were
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>>5134649
2 late it's already happening
I don't mind that much because I don't let other people's issues affect me emotionally

On the plus side emotionally vulnerable people try to hook up with you /a lot/ which is a cool confidence booster
which is funny because the upside is also the downside
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>>5134646

honestly i knowww he never did, but in all fairness i actually was sexually satisfying him at all times and while he wasn't courting anyone but me i was out dating other guys lol. we also weren't dating long enough for that to happen i guess? so the circumstances are entirely different. he just seemed so ridiculously against all of that stuff that idk i'm surprised is all

>>5134651

huh? men just confuse me lol
if i'm not happy with someone enough to where i'm gonna be sending vids of me getting off to my ex's i break up with them. where as guys don't seem to do that and then turn into this internalized negative mess. idu it
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>>5134657
underneath all of those layers of anime you're actually quite aggressive, kind of like a man
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>>5134660

and underneath that is a heart of gold
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>>5134662
are you trying to trick me?
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>>5134623
I am the intersexiest
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>>5134662
10/10 post.
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>>5134663

whyever would i do that?

>>5134666

t-thanks satan trip
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>>5134665
>I am the intersexiest
indeed, did you end up asking your doctor about the test or do I have to tell your dad
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>>5134667
cause you're one of those vexatious siren thingies?
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>>5134641
That's bullshit and you know it
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>>5134670

idkk i don't think i look like that
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>>5134673
oh ofc not, but looks are super duper deceiving
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>>5134669
I-I forgot
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>>5134670
She lures men into her trap with her lovely voice and [spoiler]dick[/spoiler] until they die. That or they just give her like twenty dollars.
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>>5134677

tru i guess... idk i am a kind spirit do not fear anon friend

>>5134680
>That or they just give her like twenty dollars

BWAHAHA
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>>5134673
I think I finally understand how to get into the dollface mafia! Just abuse angles! All of you men do it! You, ufufu, jocelyn, anna, you all just slather on makeup and abuse angles and think you're attractive. So fucking funny.
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>>5134680
ahahaah that's a bit harsh but ahaha..

i like edie, edie's a kind person
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>>5134679
better type up that letter
>dear mr jormys dad
>did u know ur son is actually a girl
>and wants a boyfriend and everything
>and is taking pills which make her a girl
>hugs and kisses
>love anon
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>>5134682

>think you're attractive
ok but i don't think i'm attractive lol
i've posted pics from like every angle idk
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>>5134683
Yeah Edie's cool. I was just joking. We like to have fun here.
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>>5134685
you really get apathetic when people show you affection, don't you?

that's not what im here for
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>>5134687
A lot of us have problems w compliment s
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>>5134686
>>5134687

^_^
no idk.... i'm just realistic about stuff. a lot of the time i don't like to talk about the way i look tho i'd rather talk about the important things, yknow like dicks
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>tfw your dicks too small to pleasure edie
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>>5134692
you dont have to tell me ahahahaa

i actually learnt how to deal with them from you yourself, ahaha

you taught me
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>>5134693
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>>5134693
you helped me a lot, i just wanted you to know that
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>>5134695
I thought you were leaving here forever maki?
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>>5134684
Are you the boyfriend?
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>>5134701
Im not maki
Just a shitter anon who's a fan of dollfaces work
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So like I'm really high and put planet earth on and it was a good call. I'm pretty chillin atm.
How are my night/morning mtfg friends doing? Is the thread chill? I've been on my phone and don't feel like scrollING through it all.
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>>5134693
Which would you say you prefer? Cut or uncut? I've only ever had uncut before so I'd like to know if its easier or harder to get someone who is cut to cum.
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>>5134695

Your grammar's pretty shit too.
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>>5134695

if it's bigger than like 5 inches ur ok

>>5134700

well thx ^_^ i'm just happy anything i did helped in any way whether it was from my mistakes or like my attitude or w/e!

>>5134709

i like uncut aesthetically more but cut is better in action. it's always been pretty easy to get cut guys off ime lol
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>>5134703
N-no I'm single dummy
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>>5134711
i can't think of the right way to ask this, but how do you just not break, no matter what?

im weak, and i don't know how to just be strong.

i cant figure out what it is no matter how hard i try
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>tfw owner closed shop and we drank and played games
>tfw held up my hand to the FtM boy and though he's 5'4 his hand is the same size as mine
>tfw they kidded me for being soft

I asked the one ftm boy that was there (3 total that hang out with us) why they keep misgendering me, he said it was because I told him I was Ftm. I told him to think if I ever said that,
> "no you didn't.... but you're presenting as a guy and you have those tits,no you're definitely ftm"
"am I?"
>what are your pronouns then?
"I don't care whatever you think is easiest"
>and you're fine with [boy name]?
"Actuallllllllly it's Robinnnnn so like if you could not dead name meee it'd be great"
>you know what? I'm calling you that from now on, serves you right
>tfw I turned away from him so he couldn't see me blush and grin
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>tfw you will never get to know the difference between a cut or uncut penis
>tfw you will never see a mans penis irl
...
>tfw you really wish that above line was true
god I hate being trans
being ugly (and fat from binge eating) is just the icing on the shit cake

I hate moments like that, "lol I'm a girl... oh wait, I'm not :("
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>>5134724
You can lose weight sheen. You just dont want to.
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>>5134723
That's disgusting tbh.
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>>5134723
finally I can stop hating you
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>>5134725
its not that I don't want to, I'm too weak and pathetic to
I have tried, and continue trying and the fuck it up like I do with everything
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>>5134723
This story confused me.
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>>5134709
Uncut is best. Though I don't like full on tubeworms aesthetically, there are forms of uncut that look a lot nicer than cut. Foreskin is also fun to play with.
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>>5134727
I'd probably be much more prone to just coming out and being confident if I hadn't been stripped naked and beaten for the better part of the day the first time they found girl clothes in my room.

and then the first time I came out to someone they handed me a dozen drinks and then sexually fucked with me for most of the night and the next morning before he married into the family. I can still hear him whisper "tomorrow we're going to be family" as he rubbed his dick on me
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>>5134718

um i mean..... honestly? how you get there is different for everyone....and you're not going to always be invincible.

like i've been really confident for a long time, but being with his new guy i'm dating has made me feel insecure because i think the one weak spot in my armor was what my life would mean if i were to involve somebody else in it. i think i assume because i'm trans that like it's this burden, and it sucks, but i can live with that. why anyone else would want to willfully take on that burden tho makes no sense to me. so i get anxious and anything i think could even signal to me that this guy doesn't like me is just a patch on the point of break on my armor and maybe in a way i put up more walls so that when it doesn't work out, which would probably happen because i would ruin it by being too distant etc, i can get some sort of ego boost knowing it ended like i knew it would and i could just go back to being on my own again not worrying about what something real could do to me. basically i'd go back to being closed off like before because it was easier. which is weak.

recognizing that i have that weakness tho and really trying to figure out why i'm like that, and trying to get over it and accept what i do have in my life that's good is what i think helps me be stronger though. i think about my insecurities a lot and really try to figure out why they even matter and what it's really doing to me. like learning how to overcome everything is a process but it makes you stronger because it makes you more capable to deal with everything life has to throw at girls like us. that's strength i think. being able to become unshakable in your own understanding of yourself and your worth and desires. does that make any sense? idk
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>>5134723
I thought your name was Faye? Isn't Robin a boys name anyway?
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>>5134729
Eat better. Exercise.
I was in the same mindset all my life up until 8 months ago and now I'm 120 pounds lighter. If you're already at the lowest point in your life then whats stopping you?
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>>5134730
ftm I know thinks I'm ftm
he asked my pronouns, I said whatever
he asked my name, I jokingly told him to call me by my real (girl) name
he said he was going to call me by my real name because he thought I was fucking with him
I secretly liked it
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>>5134731
I agree but damn its exhausting trying to get someone who is uncut to cum sometimes.
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>>5134723
I can't believe I read this
And I thought dollface blogs offered little stimulation of the mind
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>>5134734
it can be both ;)
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>>5134733
God damn you can be deep and sling knowledge when you want to Edie. Respect. Write books please.

>>5134738
I think if you can make a group of FtMs think you are one, then that is a new definition of making it. Respect to you too.
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>>5134735
I'm trying
> If you're already at the lowest point in your life then whats stopping you?
I can barely even get out of bed in the morning without wanting to throw a rope over the door and just do it.
I don't know how manyt imes I've even put it over the door or even put the hoop around my neck or even stood on the side table ready to kick it away
its pretty much a bi daily occurance

I can say that I've lost 8kg in the past month and I'm still 5kg away from being twice my ultimate goal weight of 60kg and I'm 9kg away from getting to where I was this time last year when I went off the rails
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>>5134745
Oh she's cute
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>>5134746
What do you do to workout? What are your eating habits currently? Everyone has their own thing but for me keeping it under 1200 calories a day really worked and after a week of doing that it became super easy to eat healthy.
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>>5134750
currently I'm on a shake thing that is roughly 1000-1200 calories a day this was a 600 calorie meal I did on sunday, I do 30 minutes to an hour on my stationary bike three times a week/when I have the time which hasn't been regularly enough currently I'm trying to force myself to jump back on it all the time but yesterday and today weren't good days and I didn't even follow my diet.

tomorrow is another day, and I'm jumping on the bike in the morning ross river be damned
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Yo i just fell asleep for like a couple of hours, and had no thoughts or dreams, then quickly woke back up again. Like being dead but short.
>>5134745
I bet this bitch doesn't even know who kmfdm is.
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>>5134755
the only thing that did it for me was sitting on a bike at a gym, going really slow and literally just not being around food, and being too tired to eat really after 5 hours on a bike.
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>>5134755
Stationary bikes are good for secondary cardio. Try to find yourself a cheap but reliable treadmill from somewhere to add to your exercise and bump it to 5 days a week.
You just have to find the motivation in yourself. I know its easier said than done but trust me I know how you feel. Push yourself to do it everyday because fuck it, why not?
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>>5134733
self awareness;
i didn't even think about other people i was selfish
i dont even know who i am or how i define myself

im an idealist and a cynicist
im absolutely neurotic about everything real that could happen to me
im so obsessed and fixated with being honest all of the time and i punish myself whenever im not even though i rarely ever hold anyone else to nearly the same standard

dependancy issues; relying on other people to provide me guidance and answers

the burden i carry around, im a martyr, the lengths ill go to in order to gain clarity and closure from other people rather than myself, im coersive and manipulative

i always just go back to the way i am, the loudest most disruptive in-your-face person, marginally better after every successive breakdown

i guess i always doubt myself, tell myself on a regular basis that i havent been through anything compared to other people and prevent myself from thinking that i have any weaknesses

if i got anything from this is that i should take care of myself more, understand myself a little bit better, and approach things with a degree more realism?

ugh i have to vomit and cry this is overwhelming
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>>5134761
>>
hey
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>>5134764
>ugh i have to vomit and cry this is overwhelming
my thoughts exactly after trying to read that mess of words
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>>5134765
You.

https://youtu.be/S_NSK4i2gjc?t=18
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>>5134745
Buns go get raped
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>>5134770
But how?
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Hey. Do You know any nice trans chats or sth. I would really love to talk with other girls. And btw im asking for a chats where ppl are like around 25 not fucking 40 years old crossdressers
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>>5134767
ahahhaah.. . ha

im a mess

i have to go shower

bye, and thanks..
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>>5134760
I do that much work and I just end up a vacuum, I told you all what I used to eat when I worked at the timberyard right?
I'm an endomorph bodied tranny who eats when she's depressed... I can't not eat, but meals like >>5134755 look like a lot but are actually relatively low cal
I need to not fall off the wagon, eat the right things to fill me up and not break the diet and continue exercising on top of being a loser and a ugly tranny
I think once I can get into the 110kg mark and then under 100 is when weightloss will become easy for me because all I ever do is fail and it feeds back into itself

>>5134762
I'm trying

>>5134766
hello
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>>5134772
kageshi.com/rooms/mtfg
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>>5134771
I honestly just hope you step on broken glass and when you're digging out the broken glass you have a hard time finding it.
Everytime you wake up and the first thing that you feel is that piece of broken glass in your foot and everyday you think to yourself maybe I should get a doctor but you never do because you're too poor.
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>>5134772
Don't go to the kageshi, whatever you do.
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>>5134774
I think a key to that was also having 0 food in the house, but it went both ways, before I attempted suicide the first time i'd say fuck it and down a pizza, instead of actually going to the supermarket and getting exactly as much food as I needed.
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>>5134774
I wish I was closer to you so I could help motivate you to push for it everyday. Mainly because I know the hell of being a lifelong fat and finally breaking the cycle and getting in shape. I'd like to inspire someone else to do the same.
>>
>lose another pound
BACK ON TRACK
BACK ON TRACK
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>>5134779
Your stories are insanely boring

>>5134783
Literally water weight
You lost nothing
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>>5134778
Can i know why?
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>>5134777
Ouch. Do you want me to get raped or step on the glass first? Both seem like tough things to accomplish because I can't rape myself and I don think I'd ever be so unaware as to step on a large enough piece of glass like that.
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>>5134784
PISSBABY ANGIE IS BACK
BACK ON TRACK
BACK ON TRACK
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>>5134785
Aint nothin but a heartache.
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>>5134787
i like her better like this maybe idk
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>>5134791
i liked her best when she was drugged up in a hospital bed and couldnt post

also bb i backslid last week too but now im back to going down u have to too!!! back on track back on track!!!!!
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>>5134785
Lots of chasers and creeps.
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>>5134796
Cant I offer you some of this delicious pizza Ufufu?
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>>5134799
yes keanu reeves
yes <3
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>>5134799
>Eating pizza with keanu
OoooooOOOOOH
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>>5134799
>Seen going out with a transgirl
>Poses with pizza
HES ONTO US.
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>>5134774
hello

>>5134802
i read this in your voice
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>>5134796
lol
same
i thought she was leaving after ffs?
i guess the attention is just 2 much for angie


uhh yeah
please keep me on track
i started depression eating
and uggghhhhhhh

now im thinking about back to back btw
lol drake
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/mtfg/ how do I seduce a boy? Should I talk about dota? Last time I played dota with a qt I did bad and they got kinda mad and dont really talk to me anymore...

>>5134799
That looks kinda gross tbh
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>>5134806
YOU USED TO CALL ME ON MY
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>>5134805
You know my voice?
Also morning anna
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>>5134800
what if he came into your bookstore and was all
>leave your girlfriend for me and we will g et married
would you do it
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>>5134786
Why did you name yourself buns anyway?
Do you have a fat ass?
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>>5134807
wear something slutty
grab the boy of your affections bits
proclaim that those bits are now yours
you have conquered the boy and may do with him what you please
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>>5134812
Maki gave me the nickname when he first came around and was flirting with me. It stuck with me here. And yes that ass is indeed fat.
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>>5134809
idk
morning tho
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>>5134814
Post a picture :3
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>>5134807
Yes talk about your DOTA rank with him. Then show him pictures of your shelves littered with toys and ask if he wants to come around and play.
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>>5134815
Why dont i really know your voice
How are you
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>>5134810
yes but i would start cheating on him with her almost immediately and go on expensive vacations with his money and stuff

>>5134806
yeah for sure

i did that last week when i didnt get that job. i ate a bunch of food and candy... but im out of candy now and generally feeling committed to losing the rest of the weight, but its easier with two, so, we BOTH gotta keep each OTHER on track!!

u need to move to nyc btw
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>>5134813
I don't have anything slutty tho, I'm pure
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>>5134799
>I will never sit across from Keanu as we stare into each others eyes and blush while we eat pizza.
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>>5134821
You don't think anyone actually believes that do you?
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>>5134819
i dont really post it here cos I DONT GUVE A DAMN
im okay
my foot hurts bad
idk why
my big toe is swollen and hurty and i have a bit of a limp
gotta go work now bye
>>
>>5134808
CELL PHONE
LATENIGHT WHEN YOU NEED MY


btw
we gotta talk about okc
but later though
maybe when u get off work
bc im gonna go to sleep now
>>5134807
be interested in him
flirt
ask him questions about himself
etc

>>5134820
i wanna be in that tv show

yeah two is better my bio-sister dropped out but she's a fucking cunt anyway so fuck her tbh
candy is suckkkkkkkkkkk but it tastes good so eh WE'RE BACK ON TRACK YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH


yeah i wanna come to nyc
help me make it happen idk what to do rn tbh
oh yeah maybe we can skype call on wednesday is that still ur day off?
also im gonna go to bed lol bye
>>5134819
anna almost never posts her voice
i can only barely remember it tbh
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>>5134820
>yes but i would start cheating on him with her almost immediately
you would break his heart like that
after everything he has been through?
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>>5134818
>dota
I played dota today. Trying to win a single game with sniper for all hero challenge. Cant seem to do it. Im 0-5 with him, have gotten counter picked or smurfed or both every time. I win every game i dont pick sniper. Fuck.
I don't like him anyway. He moves slow and has no built in escapes, which means you have to buy a blink or ill warranted shadow blade, and still his success depends on yours and the opposite teams lineups.
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>>5134807
Boys are easy. Just flirt a little and they melt away.
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>>5134821
>I don't have anything slutty tho
you need to change that
get the cross eyed red face reaction image ready on your phone and go buy a slutty dress
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>>5134825
Have fun anna
>>5134827
I heard it once or twice but cant remember it. Heavy accent i think.
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>>5134807
umm when you figure it out can you please tell me


i want a bf too ;o;
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d-does anyone else get this when thinking about sex with boys?
I feel fluttery in the tummy and above my ladyballs and behind my tinkler has like a feeling on wanting dick there?
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>>5134818
Good idea, thanks anon!

>>5134824
W-well ok, but theres nothing a teacher could wear to class....

>>5134832
How do I flirt tho?

>>5134845
Sit on his lap again silly
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>>5134846
I hope we all fight on the same side in ww3 next year
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>>5134852
do your students realize you are trans or think you are just a girl?
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>>5134861
Some knew me from before and I haven't changed my name, soooo......
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>>5134846

Wait those aren't MTF those are actual girls

If they were MTF they would look really fucked up and ugly

Maybe someone can edit this video for the webm to make it more accurate?

Or wait - are you trying to imply that MTF envision themselves as cute anime girls? I guess that makes more sense as an interpretation
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>>5134850
no. you're a fucking pervert and your delusions are becoming so powerful that they're materializing in what you're perceiving as physical feelings but it's actually just all in your head.
>>
I want to tie Jormy up and cum on his penis and than just let her lay there while my hot cum just rubs in her over time
When she screams stop i just put myv hand on his cheek and his nibble his ear
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>>5134864
have you come out too anyone though? you look so fem it would be hard for anyone not to know by now
>>
>>5134868
oh better kill myself then
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>>5134852
I am NOT doing that again I am WAYY too shy jormy, unless like he is really drunk or something. I'm definately going to talk to him again this w.e i just gotta think... of something to say
>>
>>5134562
Homestuck was ok until it stopped being about the misapplication of various data structures.
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>>5134869
lol
>>
how do you know if you are a real trans girl and not a fake trans girl?
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>>5134872
W-why would I come out to anyone?

>>5134876
Talk about sitting on his lap
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>>5134874
no. instead you need to try out meditation and perceiving yourself differently than you do right now. there are brains that develop in certain ways that d legitimately cause dysphoria. i assume that you assume you have a feminized male brain. well that's actually pretty rare and it's not black and white. it's a spectrum. and you can help yourself by focusing on meditation and identity rather than becoming a tranny monster.
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>>5134850

No. That's literally just you. You're sick. Seek help.

>>5134868

Oh, Boogz stole my joke only he wasn't joking.
>>
>>5134887
I can't tell if you are being serious or not tho. IDEK what I would say about that.. he's probably forgotten about the whole thing it was like a month ago.
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>>5134882
>Homestuck was ok until it stopped being about the misapplication of various data structures.
>>5134882
>Homestuck was ok until it stopped being about the misapplication of various data structures.
>>5134882
>Homestuck was ok until it stopped being about the misapplication of various data structures.
>>5134882
>Homestuck was ok until it stopped being about the misapplication of various data structures.
And not a second longer
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>>5134889
>implying anybody would listen to a faggot

Stop trying to talk sense into these failed role playing males. They are pretend women they hate logic because that's trutrans XD
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>>5134904
I'm pretty sure it was always bad
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>>5134872
You're so cringy m8 grow a pair and ask her to fuck you already.
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>>5134907
true... but it's just really heartbreaking seeing the few good people on here throwing away their lives and falling for the trannytrap.
>>
>>5134897
Why would you want to embarrass yourself like that though? He is not going to be interested in you so isn't it better to just accept it then make a scene and make him feel awkward?
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>>5134915
Implying you give a shit about anyone here booger.
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>>5134850
I have to agree with Booger here.
This is my hon acid test:
>Would this comment be okay if I read it on the blog of some late transioner in their forties or later?
If the answer is no then you're a fucking perverted hon minus a few years and living in a more liberal time.
>>
>>5134908
Oh it was always terrible but as long as the joke was "data structures for pockets!" It had one funny thing going on
Then it went to "hermaphrodites and tumblr sexualities lol!" And "alternate universe!" And got worse because none of the tumblr fans got the joke and eagerly adopted the troll romance structure and shit all over everything
>>
>>5134904
>>5134882
I dont understand. The misapplication of data structures? Homestuck is about shipping.
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>>5134920
Christ don't remind me, my ex loved it. I couldn't stand it.
>>
>>5134915
Pfft I don't care about anyone here
I just like to insult them to make me laugh. I hope they all get hit by trucks.


>>5134919
Is this supposed to be funny?
You really are a women
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>>5134919
This seems rather subjective, given that the only criteria is your feelings about how people should act in society, in a place distinctly removed from society
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>>5134929
Trip on Bunz.
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:DDD
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>>5134935
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>>5134935
good morning
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>>5134935
>why do people keep telling me I am brave
You know you dun goofed when you hear that repeatedly from strangers.
>>
>>5134930
Yes it is subjective and it would be a lie if anyone said they had an objective measure. I don't see how someones feelings about themselves is any less subjective and I think it would be even more weak to bias.
I just happen to trust my instincts when I read something like ladyballs twitching in anticipation of a big He-Man boy putting his penis in your phantom vagina and making you feel like a true woman. You know a woman with ladyballs, barf.
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>>5134935
>wide shoulders that make tits just look like pecs
>long ass skirt because no one taught you how to dress
>big feet
Fuckkkk
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>>5134937
I am too slow to follow.
>>5134939
Good morning, how's it going?
>>5134940
I heard that a lot early transition, it was bizarre and annoying. ;~;
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>>5134916
hmm idk anon mb i have something to offer someone out there
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>>5134956
I want to tie Elanna up and cum on his vagina and than just let her lay there while my hot cum just rubs in her over time
When she screams stop i just put myv hand on his cheek and his nibble his ear
>>
>my brain: hey, remember that time that you worked in that restaurant that you hated? well heres a couple of times you felt intensely anxious and embarrassed at that job years ago!!!
thanks brain

>>5134935
lol
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>>5134964
Why are you so incredibly insecure? You remind me of myself when I was younger. I was such a dumbass.
>>
>>5134956
It's going good. I've been feeling better lately, what about you?
>>
>>5134964
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

grrrrl i know these feels xD
>>
>>5134893

I'm confused I thought booger was a tranny too, is zi actually a cis man?
>>
>>5134969
That tattoo is incredible
>>5134975
He says he's snot
....geddit?
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>>5134969
i dont know
because my brain is fucking stupid i guess

>>5134973
haha cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>5134964
Iktf, just substitute "when you worked at that restaurant" with "when you went outside" ;~;

>>5134972
I'm pretty good myself, I've had a burst of motivation lately so I've been able to do some personal project programming ^^

>>5134960
>mixing her and him
Excuse me, but I'm an agendered demiqueer panini grill and won't sleep with anyone who won't respect my unique pronoun.
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morning /mtfg/!

>>5134969
that is a gorgeous tattoo
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>>5134981
Oh ufufu.
You can't see me but I am rolling my eyes. You are feeling bad for absolutely no reason. Isn't there more than enough actual reasons to feel like shit?
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>>5134992
That sounds great! I want to program my own stuff but I still need to learn.
>>5134993
morning!
>>
>Hate my job and won't have money for hormones for around three weeks
>Decide to give amazons mechanical turk a try for money
>Plugins people recommended me don't even work
>Can't do more than 100 hits per day for first 1000 hits

Why does hormones have to cost money. Why does it take time to get money. I feel like I'll never be a girl.
>>
>>5135005
hey! how are you doing?
I'm relaxing and enjoying breakfast and probably gonna listen to Hotline Bling another 20 times
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>>5135005
Learn Python/Ruby The Hard Way
>>
holy shit /mtfg/ is deeeaaaaaaaddddd

idk I'm gonna post what I'm listening to now kthxbai https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijrzwMLd218
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>>5135009
Well you never will be a girl
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>>5134884
if you're asking you're fake
>>
what's up?
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>>5135038
wrong trip
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>>5135031
we dead jim
>>5135038
Trying to think of a reply then I'm going to sleep.
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>>5135044
just checked did they change how teips work or is it my app ?
pic of my radiator as id prove
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>>5135045
good night and sleep well
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>>5135010
>I'm relaxing and enjoying breakfast
basically my favorite thing to do
>>5135029
Alright I'll try
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>>5135053
Thankss I'll get to bed eventually
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>>5135033
I know but I also feel like I'll never at least look like a girl.
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>>5135048
>or is it my app
probably
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>>5135080
oki
damn
>>
good morning mtfg

is today a good day to die?
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>mfw ufufu and merc still think it's me shitposting.
I wish people weren't so dumb :/

Anyways, enjoy your nightmares kiddies
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NtSgWZbL_kE&feature=youtu.be
>>
>>5135083
been writing mails with sophie btw :3
>>
>>5135091
>its not me its anon!
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>>5135093
awesome :D
when you are there tell me if Ai still has short hair
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Why am I attracted to cute androgynous boys??
like no cute androgynous boy has ever been attracted to a MtF
I feel doomed to a life of being single
>>
>>5135098
if you remind me in a year, lol
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>>5135101
I will
kinda wanna go too
I miss red chair it's such a good restaurant
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>>5135097
This meme is still going.
I will forever be the greatest meme that mtfg has ever seen.
>>
>>5135097
Best meme
10/10
>>
>>5135100
Idk, some people just like androgyny, like with birds the half-and-half ones are super popular with other birds despite being sterile
rlly the biggest potential issue in my mind is that going for fem/androgynous boys there's a bigger chance that they're actually trans in denial like I hear a lot of femgen is
>>
>>5135116
that's rlly sad
is it like a situation with housing and stuff or are you just scared of being alone?
>>
>>5135104
>pretending you didn't do anything to deserve it
>>
>>5135128
They made me do it doc.
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>>5135126
oh so actually you're assuming his feelings for him? have you talked to him about any of this or gotten any indication from him that he doesn't love you anymore?
WOULD he be more happy with some random cis girl? what if she's abusive? what if she gives him aids? what if she's a racist bigot who makes him drop all friends darker than a brown paper bag? what if he doesn't rlly love her but after you broke his heart he gives up and stays with her just cus and passes his days miserable?
there are plenty of cis people way worse than like everyone around here
just fucking communicate with him
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>Elihal
>>
>Try to call primary care doctor
>Number out of service
>Call main primary care where my primary care moved from
>Number not in service
Jesus christ I guess I'm glad it's not an emergency but hot damn someone tell them they fucking up
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>>5135165
Can't, number's out of service
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>tfw buying a massive tub of halloween sweets and eating them all yourself
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>>5135176
well fuck then they won't know how bad they're fucking up :/
god damn I just want to increase my dosage ;-;
>>
>>5135175
TELL him that it's serious, send like a text or email or skype letting him know that you want to talk and it's important and if he doesn't try to make time for something that's important to you then THAT might be an indication that he doesn't love you as much as he has said
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>>5135184
Halloween blows
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>>5135207
It's good when you're not out yet. Buy a bunch of clothes "for a costume" and go out dressed without anyone giving a shit.
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>>5135207
>that tissue box
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>>5135207
I used to like halloween as a child but it seems to have died a death around here (UK). I remember going trick or treating as a kid and there were loads of houses done up, loads of other people in the streets. Now for several years in a row there's no even been a single trick or treater.

I guess if you live in a university town/city there's probably clubs and parties but there's always clubs and parties in university towns.

So now the only good thing about halloween is cheap sweets.
>>
>>5135207
I'm glad Halloween was never really a thing in australia
>>
>>5135230
I went to a Halloween party at a gay bar and most of the guys were either bikers, Indians or cowboys wearing assless chaps
>>
>>5134935
that pic is pure feels
>>
>>5135260
I haven't been to a party in at least 10 years
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>>5135235
Actually, I've noticed a big increase in trick r treaters's the last few years.
Plus if you go to like target or bigw atm your bombarded with halloween stuff.

I think its creeping in on us.
>>
>>5135263
same but thats how I felt in girl mode the last few times I went out.
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>>5135265
Best to do is go to your rooftop, pick those kids off with a BB gun and collect their candy
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>>5135278
OMG thats a great idea, I hate kids and love candy.
Its like 2 birds with one stone, thankyou anon.
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i want new cute cheap socks
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>only clean shirt is a Mega Milk one
Let's hope people understand post-ironic humour.
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Not even 5 minutes in, and they're already pushing an interracial relationship between Supergirl and a black Jimmy Olson. Yes, they had to make jimmy black to make it PC.

10 minutes in and we get a lesbian shoutout.

20 and we here all about how it should be Superwoman, and not Supergirl.

Why the fuck do I even watch TV anymore. That show was even more painful than watching I am Cait.
>>
>>5135315
>post-ironic humour.
is that like post-modernism for jokes?
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>>5135323
Why do,you even care?
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>>5135323
lol go back to pol bitch. don't you have real problems to complain about
>>
>>5135349
I'm from here, I just hate having feminist stuff in my face, especially since feminists hate trans people like me or you.
>>
>>5135315
If you washed your clothes more often you'd have more to wear.
>>
>>5135359
that's totally not true. a small radical subset of feminists left over from the 70s and 80s hate us. mainstream feminism is inclusive
>>
>>5135381
Just ignore feefs, she isn't right in the head.
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>>5135390
It's not feefs
It's kayla
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>>5135390
Trip on ufufu
>>
Good morning mtfg. I love you all.
>>
>>5135404
Don't lie to us
>>
>>5135404
>loving more than one person
Slut.
>>
>>5135407
Geez Raifu, there are two types of love. I don't want to fuck all of you.
>>
>>5135410
>I don't want to fuck all of you.
You should get your levels checked if your libido is that broke.
>>
>>5134889
>>5134915
Can't disagree ya
>>
>pizza arrives
>captcha is pizza
>>5135410
You can be a emotion slut too, you know.
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Wat up /mtfgay?!
I just pigged out on junk food and remembered ya' all. How's the quest for femininity going/
>>
>>undefined
The horror of it all
>>
>>5134992
Diff anon, I'm pan feminine tbh
>>
did hiroshima break 4chan again
>>
Is booger still chimping out?
>>
>>5135394
Kayla says she never drops trip
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>>5135441
Kayla lies... a lot.
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>>5135441
>believing kayla
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>>5135398
it wasnt me but i agree with that anon
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>>5135453
Oh that's right.
You just shit post about being fat and how you wish to have a 2D bf
>>
>tfw you figure out that you're just a femboy but now you have huge tits
Welp
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>>5135453
Shouldn't you be working?
>>
>wake up
>forget that my therapy appointment was scheduled earlier than usual
>already missed it
>get dressed in my Red Riding Hood outfit for the Halloween event feeling super cute
>go to Kroger to get coffee and flowers for the wicker basket
>start feeling dizzy, kind of weak, can't really see straight
>drive back home
>think about calling in to work sick

Oh fuck. This'll be the third time in the 4 months I've been there but I still feel like I'm having vertigo or something.

Someone more responsible and adult than me please advise.
>>
>>5135458
get a binder, become a qtp2t MtFtM
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>>5135465
Are you starving yourself?
>>
>>5135480
No but I missed breakfast, but that happens all the time.
>>
>>5135460
She is shit posing as anon
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>>5135483
People do not get dizzy and have problems with vision after skipping one meal. Are you eating properly? Are you taking care of yourself? Enough food, liquid, balanced diet, vitamins, etc.
>>
>>5135488
And?
So am I. And you.
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>>5135489
No, no... none of that. The past couple of days have just been garbage fast food.
>>
Do all endocrinologists give out Rx for hormones, or would I have to seek out one, I was thinking of just searching my insurance site.
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Hi mtfg, just woke up~ Good morning all

>>5135404
Love you too Anon! Good morning~

>>5135420
Not bad, just getting ready to head up to the courthouse, hopefully will be getting my name changed today. I'll probably be posting a bunch from the courthouse when I'm there cause boredom.
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>>5135497
Some won't want to deal with trans patients. If possible try to find someone who is known to be trans friendly.
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>>5135494
Caddy come on now. I expected better from a librarian. We are in the middle of the flu season and you rub elbows with far more potentially sick strangers due to your work.
Stock up on soups, lemons and proper food. throw in some vitamin supplement in there for good measure. It's even cheaper than junk food. I got laid low by a flu or something 2 weeks ago even after all the precautions I took.
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>>5135333
Nice trips.
And sorta. It meshes pretty well but it isn't a postmodernist thing. It's sorta a contrarian's response to neo-sincerity. Like the Joy Division T-shirt T-shirt T-shirt. (A T-shirt with the T-shirt the guy is wearing printed on it.) Real Nigga Hours is a great example too.
>>5135369
This is the first day in a while tbh. I sorta had 2 dollars to my name and no soap last night kek. I have money today though.
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>>5135508
I'm not as put together as I may come across. I've got nothing in my fridge or pantry. I was sick all the time when I first started working, yeah.

My supervisor just sound pretty disappointed, maybe because I couldn't explain exactly what was going on. I kind of just said I felt dizzy and weak and I don't know and that I'd come in if I started feeling better.

I'm just always concerned that I don't do enough of a good job to ever call out sick because like the only thing I do well at my job is customer (well, patron) service.

Maybe I'm just over thinking it. I just feel like such an inconvenience when I call out.
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>tfw u get rlly self-hate-y and wanna hurt urself but just gett rlly drunk instead
and they say alcoholism doesn't help anything!
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>>5135519
Don't hurt yourself.
It's not worth it
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>>5135502
morning! good luck with the courthouse stuff!

>>5135100
femboys are the best boys, I'm wondering if I ever hook up with a femboy at some point, with him thinking I'm another femboy, and after taking off my clothes he gets mini tits and cypro shrunkendick disappointment. I can only imagine his face. Femboy top bf when
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>>5135521
Femboy are gross
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I don't want to go to that trans job fair but now my mom is forcing me. I don't know what to do, I need a job but going in a room with like a million hons is going to give me a stroke. I wish I had someone to go with me so I would not feel so frightened.
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>>5135516
Just take it slow. It's common cold, list all the symptoms to your supervisor, tell him you might caught it from a client and that you might pass it on to whomever you are in contact with. Are few days off an option? If not, get yourself in shape over the weekend. Maybe hit the market to stock up on proper food. Lemons, garlic, hot beverages or soups help with cold, exhaustion etc.
Your health comes first - everything else is secondary.
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The worst part about staying home is no one's going to see my super cute red riding hood outfit
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>>5135520
well like duh, it only ever upsets my partner and leaves gross upsetting marks and reinforces my self-hate,
but then if I always did the smart thing and avoided the stuff I know is dumb I probably wouldn't be posting here
escaping with booze has been working pretty well tho, like I haven't rlly hurt myself in a while
anyways thanks for the concern tho, but it's better spent on others

>>5135529
not to people who like them
>stop liking what I don't like!
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>>5135535
>trans job fair
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>>5135519
>tfw self hatey
>tfw wanna self harm really bad
>tfw want to drink but i lost my ID

worst day ever
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>>5135537
Maybe post a selfie here?
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>>5135539
>well duh
You are misunderstanding.
I don't care if most people hurt themselves. Let them.
I don't want you to hurt yourself because I care
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>>5135420
Fuck off. No one likes you, you irritating fuckwit.
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>>5135572
Why are you upset?
Do you need a hug?
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>>5135572
>>5135576
This is where we all start chanting 'Hug! Hug! Hug!'

Then a slow clap or something begins.

..and then you make out.
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my brain hurts

>>5135535
>going in a room with like a million hons is going to give me a stroke
no, it's just gonna make u feel uncomfortable and awkward,
but is that rlly any worse or different from being trapped with your abusive mom because you don't have a job to fuel moving out?
is a few hours at a fair rlly so much more unbearable than an indefinite amount of time staying where you're unhappy and flipping between the threat of being kicked out and being made to feel guilty for who you are and what you want to do with your life?

>>5135544
sorry anon, anything u wanna talk about?
have you gone over where you may have lost your I.D.?

>>5135552
y tho? like I'm not worth anymor ethan the average person, probably a bit less, they all have lives just as meaningful or more-so and feel pain and stuff
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>>5135529
femboys are hot though
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>>5135609
being a femboy sucks :(
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>>5135627
I'd suck you tbqh
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>>5135599
Some humans are worth caring for
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>>5135644
oh okay thank you
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>>5135627
don't flatter yourself w something you know nothing about
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>>5135666
I always thought this one was really well done.
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>>5135535
>trans job fair

wat

>>5135497
check the web to see which ones are trans friendly
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>>5135599
are you seriously responding to kayla's delusion(s)? kek
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>>5135535
Oh just grow the fuck up and stop being a leech to your mom. You're 26 for god's sake and you still live with her.
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>go to bed feeling like i'll always look masculine
>have a dream loosely involving hitler
>wake up feeling like i can end up looking feminine

when does the nightmare end
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>>5135664
I think they all are

>>5135685
Idk, like I know she lies sometimes and I can't rlly tell it apart from the true stuff but just shitting on her isn't gonna change anything
even the worst shitposters and trolls here are just people with issues and I hope that they find a way through them
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6fOWc4T_yU
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>>5135682
Probably just a job fair with trans friendly employers.
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>tfw no bad trans feelings today
>tfw suicidally depressed anyway
>realised during an IT-based seminar that there's a whole subsection of the uni's intranet with info about our dissertations that I'd never noticed
>I was supposed to hand in a proposal in february and get a supervisor and permission before starting my survey
>I missed a progress report last week that counts for 12% of the mark
>there's a very angry message left by the module organiser about 'some people' having not sorted this stuff out
>Realise I've talked so little to anybody this semester it's no wonder it never came up that everyone else is almost finished with their dissertations whereas I've only just started
>Vague recollection of a meeting with my advisor in spring where he told me to find a supervisor, but I obviously forgot apparently
>Now have to explain what a huge useless idiot I am to the module organiser so they don't think I'm just being lazy
>Also have another piece of coursework due in a couple of days I only started last night because I'm finding the subject so hard to understand
>Pretty much everyone else is already finished
>Will be working until 6 AM every morning this week as well as last weekend
>Also I forgot to pay rent so now it's six days overdue, got a message saying they're about to start charging more as a penalty, tried paying online and the transaction failed for some reason, checked the card in a shop and it works fine so it's not fraud inspection, no idea what to do
>leave IT seminar today halfway through to lie down and cry by the lake thinking about killing myself because I'm such a massive retard I'm unlikely to lead a fulfilling life or achieve anything and I have absolutely zero skills or ability even though I practise
>Come close enough that I dipped my feet in the water but it didn't seem cold enough
>Feel completely lost and hopeless
I dislike having learning difficulties
It's a bad feeling
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>>5135713
>tfw you don't need security pants because no vagina
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>>5135666
like viral/meme culture has overstayed its welcome and we've entered such a post-post-modern sense of humour etc. on the internet now I practically *expect* something wacky to happen like this whenever I open even the most banal video or picture
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>>5135713
this isnt real... right?
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>>5135737
Idk but I can see how thais could come up with this
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>>5135667
Hello Zuzu.
I've got a bit of time to kill, but since you listened to that Tech N9ne song I linked you earlier...
Here's another:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXIc03slT64
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>>5134935
>tfw it's never been this bad for me and never will be
jesus I'm glad
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>>5135728

Could you not mention that to your tutor?
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>>5135761
Probably, but they'd probably tell my parents because of suicide risk and given how my father has reaction to my sister's anxiety disorder, I don't think I want that to happen. Not to mention I want to finish my degree, not drop out halfway through final year for a break in the loony bin
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Off to work, byebye MTFG.
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>>5135737
It's really hard to tell what's serious and what's not with "clever" ideas to prevent rape that completely miss the point sometimes.
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>>5135753
hey! and i liked tech's and a few others but the rest were mediocre. whats up with you?

>>5135741
if it works it works haha
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>>5135775
"If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library" - Frank Zappa

Mtfg mass enrollment when?
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>>5135775
>>5135761
also idk what you know about mental health care in the UK but it's really, really, REALLY bad, especially in my part of the country
there's not even a government minister for it
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>>5135465
I had the same thing for a while.

Talked to my doctor, turned out to be low blood pressure (I think its fairly common when you go on Spiro). I changed how I eat and I don't get it anymore.
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>>5135807
/mtfg/ mass library card registration when?
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euthanasia on demand when?
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>>5135809
It's bad everywhere. Mental health professionals are never thanked, their budget is shoestring thin, and they're expected to wave their hands and magically make people "better". Have you talked with a schizophrenic person? They dont fucking listen. You can reiterate there is no invisible eye with knives shooting from its iris all you want they'll never listen. You need a therapist not a mental health practitioner.
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>>5135815
I would definitely think it was hormones but this has happened a few times before and I wasn't on HRT then. Thanks though.
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>>5135816
/mtfg/ reading rainbow when? : 3
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>>5135817
as soon as people realise that depression and terminal cancer are similar in that they both have no fucking cure and will haunt you until your dying day

fucking normies give me my suicide booth
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>>5135728
I really feel for you, my course has been going really badly recently to the point where I was going to drop out two days ago but I know if I do I'll just become a neet so I need to stay even if I fail.

Also is there no student support services you can go to for your anxiety, they've been really helpful with me, same with the uni medical center when I'm seeing a councillor
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>>5135827
I swear one of these days I'm going to set up a fake fire place and we're going to do story time on TC or somewhere
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>>5135828
Depression is caused by cell death in the hypothalamus due to low amounts of serotonin/dopamine :V
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>browsing okc
>see super cute guy
>check his height
>he's 6'3"
>is fine w/ dating uggo trannies like me
>is really chill in general
>we both liked each other's profiles

wat do help helphelp
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>>5135834
*paints happy little dicks, there's no mistakes just fun accidents*
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>>5135835
what's the cure then ( don't say SSRI's) I don't want to turn into an emotionless zombie again like I was before HRT
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>>5135823
It could still be low blood pressure, FYI.
easy enough to check your blood pressure anyways.
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>>5135841
Being happy instead of acting like a debbie downer all the time. Even if you dont feel like it pretend you are. Depression is a downward spiral. You cant isolate yourself and make yourself more fucking miserable.
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>>5135807
idk, I was at college for seven years without anything ever happening...

...and then still managed to drop out without a degree.
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>>5135837

Hug him, maybe.
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>tfw your crush goes to sleep earlier then usual and signs off of Skype

I think they might be avoiding me.

I can't do anything right.
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>>5135845
>Being happy instead of acting like a debbie downer all the time
great advice, why didn't i ever think of that before?? just be happy!! maybe i can 'just be a guy' too??
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>>5135821
>You need a therapist not a mental health practitioner
is this bait

>>5135831
possibly but I don't see what they can do
I told my mother my memory's been especially poor recently, she said to put alarms on my phone, I told her the one time I've taken it out of the flat with me this semester I lost it for 2 days, she said that's ridiculous and she has no answer. I don't even remember getting up in the morning today and can't rearrange a simple three-term equation, no uni service is going to repair broken connections between neurones or some shit. if it gets worse maybe I'll check it out anyway, just don't have a lot of hope at the minute.
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>>5135851

Now you're getting it.

>tfw you buy more money
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>>5135851
It's the truth. It might sound obvious as fuck but being bummed out all the time keeps your hypothalamus fucked. Lighten up and go find an amusement park or something. Also depression shouldn't last for more than a few months if you've been suffering for longer than that its called dysthymia
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>>5135817
>yfw quantum immortality
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hello everyone

anyone else here have bad anxiety/depression? my depression is chronic and it's getting hard to deal w everything + dysphoria so what should i try
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>>5135854
Therapist's job is to hold your hand and ask you how that makes you feel. Mental health practitioner's job is to stuff you full of drugs and tell you to get over it.
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>>5135861
please stop talking
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>>5135863
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dysthymia
Fucking read you nerds. You dont have depression.
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>>5135865
Shut up dipshit I dont listen to anons :V
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>>5135867
>i am a doctor now here is my diagnosis

kill yourself
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>>5135867
Shut up idiot.
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>>5135871
*phantom jerk*
Lol I'd tell you to kill yourself but...
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>>5135861
>>5135867
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>>5135872
NO U SHUT UP U DUMB FACE
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>>5135867
i just forgot the exact name because it's been a year since diagnosis, and my therapist and i have always called it as such since it's known under that name

either way, any advice?
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>>5135854
Well that is a little ridiculous but if things are that bad you should at least get checked out at your GP also some uni's provide academic concessions for really bad anxiety like extra time in exams or being able to give presentations to on person instead of a group

>>5135863
I have really bad anxiety but not too much depression, I'll let you know if I find a cure
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>>5135876
>any advice?

LMAO JUST BE HAPPY YOU NERD, JUST STOP BEING DEPRESSED XDDDD MAN UP PUSSY
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Yay I'm getting a butt and hips
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>>5135876
Go to a doctor and get hooked up on anti depressants and anxiety medication.
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>>5135876
Avoid sleeping all day and dont let the lethargy throw your diet out of balance. Other than that it's extremely case by case basis. The only chance you have to encounter enjoyable experiences is to try seeking them. You wont get better if you do nothing
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>>5135882
antimed
3/3 times lazy diagnosis, two resulting in overdosing daily for my weight class
>>5135877
that'd be helpful, thank you lexie
>>5135888
i try that a lot actually, it used to work, but it's dulling a lot lately
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>>5135849
>crushing on a straight girl
anon what are you doing
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>>5135890
You gotta keep trying. Even if you hate it.
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>>5135882
>>5135890
*prescription, not diagnosis
rip all communicative skills
>>5135893
fair enough
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>>5135881
Congrats madison : 3
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>>5135895
That's what I meant by downward spiral. Depressive mood disorders dont promote behavior that will make you better they promote behavior that makes you worse. That's why its so easy to succumb to it :V
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>>5135903
i know, having this for quite awhile now
i used to feel like a hypocrite for it but now i just do it and it throws people off
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>>5135906
*hugs*
I've struggled with severe depression before I know it's not easy. But focusing on it will only make you feel more helpless. It's better to just try even if it doesn't do anything. It's better than wallowing in it.
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>>5135846
4 years here, no degree, now I'm just a wageslave
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>tfw no overwatch beta invite
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>>5135685
So its a delusion? Really? I made up this thing? You are the one that needs help.
http://www.lalgbtcenter.org/teep
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>>5135909
2 years, no degree, and now I'm salaried and loving it
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i just came for the first time post hrt
hooooooly fuck

this is the good life
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>>5135928
You can't cum on hrt though.
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>>5135928
When I was on hrt, it physically hurt me to get a boner.
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>>5135934
You can from your butt
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>>5135881
truly my favorite feeling
i'm still trying to get started on better excercises for it though xnx
>>5135908
i don't wallow! i just know that some people here have gone through the same kind of random decline in what works, meds or no
if i gotta keep working at it, i can, it's just gotten harder lately, especially with my anxiety through the roof
>>5135916
holy fuck i wish i lived closer to LA/could afford a daily drive
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>>5135934
Of course you can, what are you on about?
It's not as easy as when you're a boy, and it takes longer, but definitely possible. It's just like girls saying they can't come from masturbating.
Just dim the lights, read something filthy to get in the mood, lie down, maybe tie your legs together, and start slowly touching yourself eeeeverywhere.
You gotta let it build up and not force it, you should push yourself to the point where it's building up so strongly inside of you that you know you can't stop it, and then you just let in envelop you completely, making you moan out loud and arch your back...
Then when you wake up five minutes later you go: "holy fuck..."

>>5135936
Gotta stretch your foreskin bruv
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>>5135881
That's seriously great when things get visible.
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>>5135938
>>5135949
I thought you meant physical cum.

>>5135945
should I go to the thing? I feel awful about it and so embarrassed.
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>>5135955
don't feel bad!!
getting away from abuse will be great go do it omg
who cares about anyone else??
go get money!!
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>>5135955
Idk get a toy or something kayla you have a girl body now you need to adjust even if its embarassing.
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>>5135955
Getting a job is nothing to be ashamed of : |
See it as resume building
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>>5135961
>you have a girl body now
No I don't, according to mom I am just a queer man with mental issues.

>>5135959
But I don't know how or what to do. Should I go there in girlmode?
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>>5135968
stop listening to herrrr
she's wrong!!
you're a girl, you and i both know that, we're all here in that same mindset
adjust! it's important to!

also yes that would be good
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>>5135968
Have you learned absolutely nothing in the past five years?
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>>5135978
It
is
hard
for
me
to
talk
or
be
around
other
humans
I cannot fucking STRESS this enough. I physically lock the fuck up around people.

>>5135973
I don't know if it would be right if I went out in girl mode to a job thing, I mean I am not transitioned so I feel torn between worlds.
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>>5135983
Hello?
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>>5135864
They're pretty interchangeable terms here, not to mention expensive
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>>5135983
The internet is not your home get a life faggot
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>>5135982
neither am i but i girlmode constantly until i can afford hrt in which i will girlmode more
>>5135983
lol telling victims to get it done again
get >>>/out/ and take a walk if you live somewhere nice or something
just calm down, life doesn't have to be hateful silly
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>>5135968
>according to mom I am just a
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>>5135877
Yeah I already have that stuff
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>>5135983
the new r9k is shit anyways filled with fucking pepes
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>>5135991
You are so lucky to have your mom, and be canadian. I wish I could move to canada where apparently no one is mean and sex changes are free.
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>>5135983
>reactionimage.gif
>[insert trolled response]
Wow u got me good
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>>5136001
You are absolutely bipolar kayla. You brag/condescend people when you're manic and cry/condescend people when you're sad. I wish you would have an ounce of sympathy that people show toward you that you could have for others : |
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>>5136001
it's not that great, she supports me but doesn't want to watch me transition in real time, and there are still plenty of mean people up here

you don't realise how good you have it, your only problem is family
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>>5136008
you're one to talk
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>>5136024
Bruce jenners blah blah blah. Something about your t-rage.Your face is a dragon dildo.
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>>5136032
>Your face is a dragon dildo.
I wish.
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>>5136034
what happened?
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Back from courthouse, apparently I need to be there before 9am.. I didn't realize. So back again tomorrow morning I guess.

>>5136001
Everyone has good and bad aspects to their living situation =\. You alright fam? I mean I know deciding when to go girlmode is scary but the best advice I've got is once your out there, forget that you are doing anything different than normal.

>>5135983
Edgy~

>>5136034
What's wrong?
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>>5136046
What do you need to do at the courthouse? o.o
>>5136034
What happened?
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>>5136046
namechange? gender change to state?
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>>5136046
They seem really shitty about schedules. I hope they don't move the goalposts again this time :/
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>>5136037
Life as usual, Tuesday again
Chem lab in 3 hours and I have nothing prepared
I have candy and cookies left over from lunch to pretend to be dinner
I could buy dinner but I can't afford it
I'm failing a class in my major and nobody who I use for emotional support is in any way available so all I can do is cry at you people and try my best to just look like a sad bitch and not actually upset about everything being awful
I know it's a pile of first world problems but everything has always been awful and it hurts
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>>5136032
>>
guys...
I just watched Paris is Burning in my Gender and Sexuality class
and like I can't stop crying now cause I'm so scared cause I don't want to be like that
and now I'm just terrified and hate myself and hate that I'll never be a real woman even with hormones and just why
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>>5136054
>>5136056

I was attempting to do name change stuff but didn't realize they only do one round of name changes in the morning each day, so like, I showed up at noon and they were like come back at like 9 or 8 tomorrow. After name change I can do gender SS change, but can't get my state birth cert changed without bottom surgery.m surgery.

>>5136059
Yeah though, the first guy had said come back like 9 some day, but I just assumed he was referring to like, when the civil stuff opened, but he didn't tell me why he mentioned 9am. The lady today luckily did and also gave me some more forms to have filled out and ready when I go back.

>>5136060
=( If you wanna talk I'd be happy to, it's rough when you've just got no way to even vent. It's definitely not all first world problems too, everyone needs to eat!

But really, skype = symphonia32, you should add me I'm not doing anything else today, can at least help be a distraction.
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>>5136060
:c
i'm really sorry!
do you have a roommate? you could split the bill then if you wanted!
is there any way that you can get in contact with emotional support soon?
is there anything i can do?
>>5136074
ooh, good! minus the surgery thing
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>>5136074
That's really shitty and makes no sense, that's a super tiny window to actually do that stuff ;~;
Good luck on the second attempt though!
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>>5136074
I don't really open up well so while I appreciate the offer it wouldn't do any good to talk to someone else
I'm going to go have dinner because fuck everything else, at least the pub has beer
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>>5136080
This was second attempt.. I guess third times the charm?
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I just wish I could make money doing nothing. I guess this means I have to kill myself. If someone could walk up to me and give me a permanent job then I would be happy but I am not going to put myself out there to face ridicule and scrutiny, I refuse, death would be better then ever going to a fucking interview to be questioned and grilled like a fucking kipper.
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>>5136078
I live at home and don't have time to go home for food
Texting isn't as good as talking and I'm terrified of making phone calls
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>>5136082
Aw well, maybe keep it in mind, I like to help people. Have a good dinner and be safe!

>>5136085
Sadly unless you're doing something of your own business or own work you're gonna have to deal with that process, but you shouldn't want to kill yourself over that. It's rough having others judge you and yeah the whole system is stupid, but it's just something to play along with, or figure your way out of.

>>5136089
I hope you figure something out =( Phone calls are super scary but yeah texting is always such a pain. Skype is nice cause happy medium.
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>>5136084
Oh geez, well yeah then I definitely hope it goes better, that's annoying as hell. I remember name changes being a pain in the ass but for other reasons than just being jerked around by the state :/
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>>5136095
No, I am done, I cannot take this anymore, I just want a job but I can't deal with the stress of looking for one. If someone wanted me I would go to work right away but these days with all these fucking mouth breathing humans its hard to get work, we are over populated to the point employment is IMPOSSIBLE. I just want a fucking 9 to 5 job, why is it so hard to get one?
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>>5136084
Finger crossed.
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>>5136095
>check bank account
>$45
>i need to buy gas on my way home
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>>5136099
=\ 9 to 5s don't really seem like they exist outside of a business setting, anything retail or customer service based won't usually be that way. I do hope it works out, what kind of places have you been applying to? Banks and such can be pretty cool places to work and have some entry level positions. I'm looking into pharmacy tech myself.

>>5136097
>>5136101

Yeah =\ I hope it goes better as well.

Also how do you cross a single finger o.O

>>5136104
Oh gosh, how far away from home are you?
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>>5136108
>anything retail or customer service based
I never will ever do that demeaning shit. I want a fucking business job, I want an office and to be at a desk all day, I REFUCKINGFUSE to do a mediocre job, I can't do it and nor will I do it.
I haven't applied anywhere because how do I go to an interview and not fuck up?
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>>5136099
dress nicely, be yourself, be confident even if you have to fake it
its a trans job fair, the vendors there are probably expecting men in dresses.
wow them, you can do it.
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>>5136108
Not walking distance
Already sent a text to my dad because I did work for him over the weekend and my mom borrowed my car
Gonna check the account in a minute, I feel disgusting having to ask for money
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>>5136114
How do you know you'll fuck up without going to interviews? You have to learn from the experience on how to improve your interviewing skills. It's the same thing as riding a bike you're not gonna get on it and be perfectly fine to get going.

>>5136119
That feeling always sucks, but I'm glad to hear you do have some support available for you with that. :3
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>>5136126
Yeah now at least the awful feeling I'm going to have until at least 10 tonight isn't being hungry
I want to cry I feel so helpless
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>>5136118
>vendors there are probably expecting men in dresses
that doesn't help

>>5136126
But I have to be perfect at something before I do it in front of others, its a catch 22 for me. I hate human beings and I always spill my fucking spaghetti when i talk to people so I refuse to look for work to avoid spilling my spaghetti.
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>>5136114
there's nothing wrong with customer service, especially call centre work which is in an office and you have a desk
I think you would thrive in that environment
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>>5136138
>that doesn't help
it does, because you look anything but a man in a dress. you look great kay and you just need to impress them by presenting someone who has her shit together.
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>>5136147
No I don't look good, I look like a fucking pile of toxic waste and no one wants me around.

>>5136140
I can't work near people so I can't work in any customer based jobs.
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>>5136135
*hugs* Yeah.. feeling dependent sucks, I've been there a lot lately. Crying isn't all bad though, helps the emotions calm down and lets you get back to a better mental spot, you can let it out =\. I hope you feel better though, you shouldn't have to feel so bad over asking for a little help.

>>5136138
I mean.. you're never gonna be perfect at everything before that chance. Part of it is learning not to care what they think, they could think it's not perfect even when you feel it is, what will that do then? Also, they could feel it's perfect when you feel you spaghetti'd everywhere. It's hard to tell but the main goal you should have is >>5136147 Just presenting yourself as a well put together transwoman and like, not coming off as a guy in a dress is like 60% of the hiring battle for us.

>>5136140
Call centers suck. At least here they do. I've heard if you're doing a more bank-like call center it's not so bad, or one directly for the company, but the ones that get subcontracted out are terrible.

>>5136157
Your pics lately show otherwise, you've been looking good, I think you'll be fine fam.
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>>5136164
>you can let it out
Not in a pub
At least there's alcohol to forgive me
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>>5136164
I'm so ugly I don't even want to look for work as trans. I just want a fucking job so I can make some surgery money, that's all I want is some surgery money. I just want a steady job where I can save money and pay for rent and all my dreams will come true.
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>>5136171
True now may not be the best moment, though heck I've had my breakdowns in bars here and there. Be careful though with drinking :< Don't get too caught up in it
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>>5136178
I know, so many of us want that I'm sure. You've got to remember though it's one step at a time, you don't just teleport to the finish line.
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>>5136179
I have class in two hours I'm not an idiot >.>
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>>5136189
My bad didn't mean to sound rude, I've just had times where I did intend to only have a few but then beer brain hits and I forget that I have somewhere to be or such.
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>>5136195
If only
I've already called out sick from lab once and got zero sympathy
I don't even know what tonight's lab even is, I'll just be kicked out for being unprepared and fail tonight
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>>5136186
>you don't just teleport to the finish line
lilly did, angie did, most others did
The only people that have it rough are me and sheen
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>>5136203
I can think of like 3 other trips that have it pretty bad too, just people talk about it in there own ways.
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>golfer breaks down after bad stroke on course
>1 stroke penalty
Stop trying to cheer me up, sports news
>>5136203
Hi
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>>5136157
>No I don't look good, I look like a fucking pile of toxic waste and no one wants me around.
I know how that feels, but in your case its not true

>>5136164
yeah they do but its a stepping stone for her
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>>5136205
I am pretty sure me and sheen are the only 2 here that can't find work
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>>5136201
=\ What kind of a class is it? It sounds like it's wearing on you and kinda becoming a self feeding problem..

>>5136203
I'm not familiar with their situations but honestly it doesn't sound like either of them did without that effort and time.

>>5136205
Me right? XD

>>5136208
It's helping at least? :D (wasn't letting me post for a few minutes =\ )

>>5136210
True enough.
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>>5136213
You'd be wrong
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>>5136178
>I just want a fucking job
>I don't even want to look for work
do you see the issue?
you refuse to even try getting a job because you assume you'll fail, plenty of uglier people have found jobs, you're not gonna be handed some dream job off the street to be paid to sit around doing nothing so you best look at more realistic stuff like something in retail or an office
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>>5136219
It's chemistry lab and the tv isn't helping it just made me laugh
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>>5136213
Just because other trips are capable of solving their problems without years of bitching on mtfg doesn't mean they don't have issues comparable to yours.
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>>5136203
i mean i hope i can
i pass ok i just have no money :c
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>>5136228
Gah I failed the fuck out of Chemistry as well. It just never made much sense to me.. I haven't gone back to school in a while cause I hate how math and science used to be so easy and fun for me then just like, I hit a wall end of high school.

>>5136213
I am NEET yo.
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>>5136213
I cant find work because I'm too damaged
you're not like me, you have a chance at a normal life
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>>5136238
Chemistry is basically math
I hate labs
Too many rules and top much inconvenience
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Which trip is the biggest narcissist?
Id say Kira
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>>5136283
>Mangie calling anyone a narcissist
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>>5136278
Yeah, it's why those both just stopped making sense to me after a certain point it felt like =\. I hope things work out.

>>5136283
Nycteri
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>>5136283
kayla hands down
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HOLYSHITHOLYSHITHOLYFUCK GUYS. i came out to my psych, feels like i dropped about 3 tonnes of weight. I wish i could come out to parents but... ehh.

anyway he said he doesnt specialize in that kind of stuff, but it does sound like gender dysphoria, but no severe. He will speak to one of his friends who specializes in this and will help me find a specialist - either psych or gender psych etc.

feels.
amazing.
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kek
and you thought pictriev is reliable

just slap on a shitty wig that covers your big ass ears and you'll get 77% fem on pictriev easy
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Should I quit my job and find a better one? I'm not catching on fast enough, the pay isn't great, the managers are mean, and I don't think anyone in the office likes me.
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>>5136306
Why would you ever quit a job? Do you know how hard it is to get one?
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>>5136316
It's a lot easier when you don't live in a meme city.
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what makes E injections more "powerful" compared to pills?
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>>5136298
aaa! glad you can finally get some help with this buddha <3
good luck!
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>>5136320
No its not easy. Work is impossible to find.
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>>5136323
Doesn't have to be filtered through a meme organ like the liver.

>>5136330
How would you know? You've only ever lived in a meme city.
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>>5136304
trip on cheska
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>>5136304
>tfw fucked
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>>5136330
Of course it's impossible to find when you don't look.
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>>5136298
C O N G R A T U L A T I O N S
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>>5136353
If I applied then what would I do if someone called? I am not physically good looking enough to do an interview.
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>repressing due to knowing that I could never pass
>come here to watch you all fail miserably and convince myself to just give up on the idea of transitioning
>urge to transition intensifies
Fuck you all. WHY ARE YOU DOING SO WELL?! WHY ARE YOU ALL SO CUTE?!
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>>5136367
> I am not physically good looking enough to do an interview.
>>>/r9k/
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>>5136368
sorry maki
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>>5136368
I was always adorable I'm just trying to be a girl now
Two months in all I have is swollen nipples
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>>5136367
But didn't you go out in girl mode and pass perfectly? If you're that worried apply in boymode
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I have another hour and a half
Do I have another drink?
>>5136380
Damn I didn't catch it
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>>5136336
>meme organ like the liver
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>>5136392
Nah I want to be sober for lab, whatever it is
Pretty sure i still have some vodka stashed at home I can have later
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>>5136357
>>5136325
Thanks <3 fuck im on fire today. Also my good friend seems to have some sort of bicuriousness surounding me... or maybe im overinterpreting. But today on bio he was standing right behind me which i didnt notice and i leaner over to the microscope and my ass bumped into his crotch... normally everyone would move away ( prob even my first instinct) but i swear not only he didnt move an inch but i thought i felt hum move in a bit.

lifes being good to me today :3
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>guy takes condom off midway through sex without telling me
>cums inside
>a few days later and i feel a little tired and weird

Ugh, i don't know if I'm imagining the symptoms, I always feel tired everyday anyway but still, ugh.
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>>5136406
That sounds like victory to me
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>>5136411
>Ugh, i don't know if I'm imagining the symptoms
One would presume you are, since the place you chose to post this has the least chance of getting pregnant of anyone
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>>5136411
He pozzed your neg hole.
It's over.
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>>5136379
kayla is a /r9k/ veteran poster

proof https://clyp.it/blmmzlxz
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>>5136414
the catch is he is ubermansch metalhead, and has a girlfriend.
god he turns me on so much tbh fam, pic very related to situation.
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>>5136411
>without telling me
how can you not tell??!
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>>5136425
she meant.... aids/hiv...
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>>5136411
enjoy your aids
that's what you get for not being pure
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>>5136434
My crush doesn't have a girlfriend but doesn't quote "cuddle with girls"
And I know he's bi so I don't know if he's joking or what but I want him to be done with his vacation that he didn't want to go on >.>"""
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>>5136411
it's probably syphilis or some other STI
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>>5136442
>what is sarcasm
You wouldn't have aids in 3 days
Would you even test positive for hiv at that point?
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>>5136426
>>5136444
>>5136455
Fug

>>5136438
He wanted to change positions, pulled out, out it back in. It didn't help that I was drunk.

He was straight, not some gay, bareback orgy freak so I'm not freaking out too much, but yeah.
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best shift ever, got gendered female for the first time by a customer while waiting a table. they didn't leave a tip but being called 'young lady' angrily when i fucked up their pizza order is the best tip anyone can receive.
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>>5136323
It honestly mostly all comes down to the levels you get in the end.

Injections are esp. good if you have trouble pushing your e levels with pills or your have liver issues.
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>>5136466
>He was straight
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>>5136470
He'd never fucked a tranny before, and wasn't into guys.
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>>5136451
well idk, he sort of knows im trans and into guys since i told him, but then i pussied out and said that i was delusional on shrooms the night before. but he prob knows, conciously or not. Im pretty sure he was into me before that too tho. He came for a sleepover a few months ago (before summer) and he had his bed made on the couch but ended up sleeping in my bed without asking ( i "fell asleep' before and was just lieing on bed with boxers on to maybe bait him) but no cuddling, he did put a blanket on me tho and i thought that was the cutest shit ever.

>tfw prob never gonna even kiss the guy

feels bad :(
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>>5136477
is that what he told you?
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>>5136477
>never before
>going bareback 1st time
I think he's been around the block more then once
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>>5136463
>implies sarcasm can be easily identified over the internet where there is no intonation, and where idiotism is rampant and normal

tbh fam, no offense intended
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>>5136489
Yeah, i am aware he could have been lying. I don't know why he would be he could have.

>>5136490
:(
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>>5136367
>friend works at a pub
>"oh they've got tons of vacancies at the moment!"
>r-really?
>"yeah! you should apply, the interview's simple, you've just got to convince them of why it's the job for you!"
>is it because I am passionate about handing people glasses of beer? I mostly just want to not freeze to death or starve
>"it's really easy too, all you have to do is remember everyone's orders at the same time and carry trays of stuff to them"
>tfw dyspraxia
>tfw I do not think this is the job for me
>find out a week later she's doing 24+ hour shifts on her feet once or twice a month, illegally, because they're so busy and she can't complain or report it because she'll just get fired
>also there was a fight there recently and police and an ambulance had to be called
>mfw it is not the job for me

Am I being too picky? It literally requires skills that are my weakest points and seems kind of scary and exhausting. I want a job so I can NOT die, not to burn myself out into an early grave.
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>>5136411
Get tested.
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>>5136505
at least you fugged, that's what cunts

benis in boygina
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>>5136509
That's the plan. How long does it take to find out the results?
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>>5136505
>I don't know why he would be he could have.
maybe he is a pozzed gay and hates trannies
get tested
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So does anyone have any plans to cosplay people once they pass?

When I can pass I want to cosplay as Tracer from Overwatch
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>>5136508
As a service girl I can confirm it'd be really stressful.
You really don't want to do those extra shifts and there's always a lot of stress going on.

And a terrible job to do if you ain't a people person.
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>>5136518
Depends on the clinic. My uni lab could get the results in a few days at most.
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>>5136522
>maybe he is a pozzed gay and hates trannies
He didn't even know I was trans until I told him.
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>>5136523
I made a Kurisu (from Steins;gate) costume but it looked like poop
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>>5136523
take a wild guess buddy
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>>5136486
That's adorable
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>>5136523
Do i
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>>5136526
yeah see I laughed at the choice of music at my grandmother's funeral
I don't think interacting with the public is going to help me get any tenure in a job
that's why I'm doing a STEM degree but I'm so retarded it's proving a struggle
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>>5136528
you aren't out yet? do you present in boy mode?
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>>5136523
What about cosplaying Quiet?
Poor Chico.
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>>5136546
I'm stealth except to those who knew me before transition.
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>>5136550
FUCKING CIS GIRLS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>5136550
only like raifu jormy and rawr could pull it off imo
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>>5136559
>his penis: gone
how will daddies love her now?
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>>5136544
>yeah see I laughed at the choice of music at my grandmother's funeral

Aren't you like genuinely autistic though? I think I remember you saying it yourself.

Don't know how you'd go about getting a job but you could mention it to your future employer. Still, I don't recommend service. It's tough and I'm only doing it because I'm desperate for the money.
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>>5136550
>using a 10/22
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>>5136559
You could always go with the classics.
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>>5136566
nanomachines
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>>5136585
STOP POSTING CIS GIRLS YOU NORMIE GET OFF MY BOARD REEEE
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>>5136565
My boobs aren't big enough
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>>5136565
I get raifu on account of gunz (or this knowledgeable anon >>5136575) but why jormy or rawr. Both are far from athletic.

>>5136588
Hackjima.
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>>5136594
>My boobs aren't big enough
just overdose on E again
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>>5136573
yes

problem is, more important to entry-level employment, I have dyspraxia and hypotonia which makes menial tasks really hard / impossible for me and I will either drop/break stuff or hurt myself if I do a lot of the menial work that constitutes what is available for someone with zero experience and just entering the job market like me

I've been trying to get a formal diagnosis for 5 years but nope, atm it's just "nah I can't do this, this and this, because of reasons" which is not really what employers want to hear at an interview

I don't want to do service either but the problem is, work is so fucking scarce at the moment. I come from an area with a very aged population, local wildlife centre where I volunteer has the same 15 people working for it who were there when I was visiting as a 5 year old. The waiting list for summer jobs at the local newsagents is 5 years long. So my only proper option is to get a job here in my uni city, but what that would be when I have such a non-set of skills or even basic abilities idk
uni mentor is trying to help me apply for benefits atm but with the tories in power everything's being slashed left, right and centre, especially for 18-24 year olds.
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THE CURE FOR DEPRESSION!
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>>5136604
I might, I complained to my endo and got a blood test to check my levels
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>>5136603
rawr is at the gym constantly and has large boobs and likes guns
jormy looks pretty much identical to quiet
>>
huh
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>>5136592
Fine if it triggers you that bad.
>>
Hey so
I've been on spiro for nearly a month now, currently at 200mg

only effects I've seen so far is that I'm pissing loads and that my skin had cleared up completely and the gross oily lumps and shit behind my ears what started with puberty had gone

now suddenly today I've started getting spots like crazy and my ears are all gross and oily again, wtf? has the moisture gotten to my spiro somehow and made it uneffective? do I need to up it to 300 mg?
>inb4 that's what you get for not knowing your levels, filthy self-medder
fuck you you know my situation
>>
helo
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>>5136619
thats better
bring us back to ground
this is all we can ever hope for
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>>5136612
>jormy looks pretty much identical to quiet
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>>5136627
bye

>>5136629
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>>5136612
Jormy looks nothing like Quiet and unless something changed drastically in the past month rawr is still a flabby mess.
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>>5136619
the hon on the left looks like kiwi
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>>5136619
>>5136585
>the ribcages
>the stomach
>the general body frame
literally murder me in my sleep tonight somebody please, please oh god

second pic, on the right is LITERALLY my body type
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>>5136610
dominos masterrace!
>>
>>5136219
>>5136619
They actually trans?
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>>5136636
nah kiwi looks like the guy off the mighty boosh
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>>5136638
get on estrogen already
spiro is literally useless unless you are prepubescent
>>
>>5136641
dominos sux, I got garlic cups
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>>5136638
w-what happened to your nipples? blurred out or are they like that irl
>>
>>5136646
Huh I don't get what you're asking me about?
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>>5136633
bye!!!
>>
jormy looks pretty much identical to chico
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>>5136651
I'm starting this friday

>>5136656
I think it's just fog on the mirror
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>>5136652
gotta get those breadsticks tho
>>
how to tell if your penis is feminine or not? i don't want to disappoint daddies
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>>5136629
>>5136635
>Jormy looks nothing like Quiet

>>5136635
>rawr is still a flabby mess.
trip on rawr
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>>5136646
I think those are just a couple of dudes (or cross-dressers) having fun at a con.
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>>5136666
WHY IS MY UPPER RIBCAGE SO WIDE???? 38 inches underbust, 44 inches around under the armpits
what is the most painless method of suicide pls
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>>5136670
Rawr is Auschwitz skeleton mode
>>
>>5136670
holy crap I never noticed it before but she does look like her
>>
>>5136669
Have you done laser hair removal on it? Stubble is masculine.
Have you dressed it up? Accessorize with a bow.
Are you on estrogen? Soft penis skin is more feminine.
>>
>>5136666
hips don't lie bby
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>>5136676
I know
>>
fun fact: this post contains no fun facts
>>
>>5136680
It's a spare tyre + muscles that don't tense properly, not hips
I do have relatively wide hips but that's not what you're seeing there
>>
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>>5136662
no come back.........

>>5136683
wow that was fun
>>
>>5136683
bitch why you lying?
>>
>>5136682
too bad hitler didn't finish the job
>>
>>5136682
>replying to yourself
>>
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>>5136682
cute ;_; youre my new role model tbh
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>>5136670
I really don't see the resemblance.
And I am not putting rawr down, just stating a fact. Being a starving flabby mess is the norm here not an exception. That or being a butterball.
>>
>>5136687
ok
>>
>>5136670
>one is a woman, the other an ugly boy with a fat polish nose, gypsy eyebrows and adam's apple
>>
>>5136682
>all those products
I wish I knew one girl locally that knew what anything does so they could teach me.
>>
>>5136702
Oh anna! I was wondering why I was hearing sad gypsy music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDGdzQdvn58
>>
i just wish i was a cute crossdressing uke boy with child bearing hips
>>
>>5136707
I mean your girlfriend
>>
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yum
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>>5136705
>an ugly boy with a fat polish nose, gypsy eyebrows and adam's apple
You make Jormy sound so hot
>>
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>>5136717
does anyone else like when kayla cute posts?
>>
from the news: napalm girl turned 43 this year
>>
>>5136728
>cute post
that pizza box looks like a battlefield
>>
>>5136708
that aint me fam
>>
>>5136731
Oooo zinger
>>
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>>5136717
you stupid fat cow
>>
>>5136717
disgusting
>>
>>5136717
Dumb ass
>>
>>5136728
I just needed my tranny fuel tanks refilled is all. Now I feel much better.

>>5136736
lol so what?
>>
i'm dying
i'm dead
>>
>>5136746
>I just needed my tranny fuel tanks refilled is all. Now I feel much better.
ready for the job fair now?
>>
>>5136742
>>5136745
jealousy
>>
>>5136717
Now that's how you eat a pizza
>>
estrogen does nothing if you look like a big scary man kids always run away from
>>
>>5136700
>starving flabby mess
You keep contradicting yourself.
>>
>>5136750
yes

>>5136757
I roll each slice up and dunk it in the pizza sauce and then dunk it in the garlic butter, that way I get a perfect amount of every flavor in each bite.
>>
>>5136752
i swear on me mum kayla is becoming the next lala larry in his attitude

hell they both act like spoiled brats
>>
>>5136717
woah holy SHIT

did you seriously use 10 sauces for one pizza?
is this some meme I missed?

there's no way this is real
>>
Dilating is such a pain in the vagina.

Would not recommend / 10
>>
>>5136773
They can afford to act like spoiled brats. Both are (or were) momma's boys with overbearing mothers.
Plus Kayla can't function in society.
>>
judge dredd rule #77: men shouldn't take estrogen if they don't look like women before transitioning
>>
>>5136779
Its the only way I eat pizza, or else it would be too dry.

>>5136773
>>5136785
calm down
>>
I feel like E has made my hips wider, like I dont think any fat redistribution has happened since I'm still early on hrt but my hips look wider to me.
is hrt just giving me delusions?
>>
>>5136780
i don't have dilate anything

Jelly?
>>
>>5136772
That's the way it should be tbh. Pizza sauce is fucking dope.

>>5136780
Thanks for sharing lily
>>
>>5136670
Is this some weird kinda hugboxing?
>>
>>5136752
>jealous of being a pig
>>
>>5136717
>>5136772
Fukkin Genius! Elfie says god tier pizza tactics there. I agree.
>>
>>5136785
that's true
still larry is slightly more successful in life and social than kayla while i doubt kayla will ever leave her momma's luxury mansion
>>
>>5136791
you just blew my mind.

I use just one garlic sauce per pizza and its always more than enough
>>
>>5136791
At this point the kindest thing your mother could do for you would be to stop supporting you and let you make your own way in the world. Too bad it will never happen.
>>
>>5136793
yes

estrogen = delusions and grandeur thinking

trust me i am a doc
>>
>>5136793
It's not out of the question, happened for me, but it's pretty rare and only happens if you're still in puberty.
>>
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>>5136802
How am I a pig? Is this how you eat pizza?
>>
next time on kayla! "mom i need to be a pink dress wearing gurl why dont u let me you stupid bitch" "apologize to your step dad right now! and take off that dumb dress, mister. you are a man and always will be"

only on TLC the learning channel
>>
>>5136818
that is the only reasonable way to eat pizza you moron
>>
>>5136793
Your right and left hip bones don't fuse until 18-23. If you're not a hon and you started HRT early your hips could be widening. and you can have natural child bearing hips.
>>
>>5136816
well I guess I might be. I'm not really sure
>>
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>>5136822
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>>5136818
It's from eating the whole thing.
Don't be a fatass
>>
>>5136818
>Is this how you eat pizza?
Yes, but you also need a stiff chardonnay
>>
>>5136823
>tfw started HRT at 24
well fug

good thing I didn't want to be a woman anyway <sarcasm/>
>>
>>5136661
Teriiiii from New York City :D
>>
>>5136829
How old are you? It's a big factor.
>>
just kill me
just fucking murder me already
i have had enough
seriously
>>
>>5136839
I started at 18 and still got hips, so its possible even if you start hormones late towards the end of puberty.
>>
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i found kayla's future pic
>>
>>5136798
>all post-ops are lily

when will this meme die?
>>
>>5136847
but doesn't she only eat air and kayla eats lots of pizza?
>>
>>5136816
how old were you when you started?
>>
>>5136839
19 but my puberty started really late, I was told I looked 14-15.
>>
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>>5136847
>>
>>5136847
I would destroy an orphanage to be a freaky plastic barbie person tbh
>>
>>5136852
I started blockers at 11 and hormones at 13.
>>
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>Quantic Dream announces Detroit: Become Human
New cosplay idea
>>
>>5136838
It's a Fiiii!! Haii How yo been girl?
>>
>>5136819
I'd watch it
>>
>>5136855
thats more like my outcome
>>
intersex passers get out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=948rhsRvIkw
>>
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>>5136857
>>
>>5136848
Lily loves to share details that people don't like to hear though.

>>5136854
I started at 19 with a late puberty as well, and I can say for sure that HRT gave me hips. Cross your fingers, you may have gotten lucky.

>>5136857
>what's a secure tripcode

>>5136852
Immediately after turning 19

>>5136843
Yeah, see above, I had the same happen.
>>
>>5136839
you're an autistic loser that's looking for self validation in a thread talking about trans when you look like a boy, IDK i'd think anyone like that would have at least a few mental issues, I honestly think sadfrogs right here, for the record; I mean, I haven't seen a single post by you that wasn't clingy narcissistic and self obsessive, You don't know how to stop stroking your egotistical cock. I find it rather annoying but I've been quiet about it, even though the general concensus and mumbling when you post is in agreement. I think you should get off the meds and seek psychological help if you want to even begin to attempt at living a fulfilling life, instead of validating a falsified existence on the internet.
>>
>>5136865
What about normie passers?
>>
>>5136865
>intersex passers get out
okay, I'm sorry
>>
>>5136865
Actual intersex or meme intersex?
>>
>>5136873
see >>5136866
>>
>>5136865
what about intersex nonpassers?
>>
>>5136865
https://clyp.it/blmmzlxz
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>>5136869
If you started at 19 and got wide hips then I that started at 18 might have a chance at wider hips.

I really wish I get me some width, it's only been 6 months since I started and no luck so far.
>>
>>5136871
Thanks for the laugh anon.

>>5136866
That's not me.
>>
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>>5136857
>>
>>5136878
ok I'll go too
>>
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>>5136888
haha i know.
>>
>>5136892
it's b8 friend
>>
>>5136894
abby post voice.
>>
mtfg should be a safe space for us non-passing old people
>>
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>>5136901
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>>5136900
2 lazy 5 me
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPtE2IMGe5U

Hello my transisters. Whats up?
>>
>>5136901
Agreed.
Posters in their teens and twenties get out.
>>
>>5136901
>4chan
>safe space
>>
>>5136901
>>5136906
kek
>>
>>5136905
NO NO NO NO NO I FORGOT SHE EVEN EXISTED

NO *shudders*
>>
>>5136905
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
>>5136905
>Jocelyn in 30 years
>>
>>5136886
that's because you're hips got fused
>>
jömies get off my board

weeeeeeee
>>
>>5136905
lol i have the same build as her

i have a reaction image but y'know
>>
>>5136922
>tfw there's not even a little jormy in me
why live
>>
>>5136905
>>5136926
shake it mama
>>
>>5136922
ban jörmies tbh
>>
>>5136931
my reaction image was the gif of the guy bobbing his head while putting a gun to it
>>
>>5136936
it would be nice to have more than a fucking 150 image limit
>>
>>5136939
>>5136939
>>5136939
>>5136939
new breads
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>>5136859
Awesomeeee, boyfriend visited for the weekend. Had lots of fun went to Cheesecake, walked around the harbor and played vidya, the dream is real.
>>
>>5136901
Go to Susan's or Laura's or whatever the hell those places are called, playground something? thats where all the old hon-chans are.
>>
>>5136905
literally me in 10 years
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