Hey /k/ I'm planning an innawoods trip any tips or fun shit to do whilst inna?
also got any innawoods stories?
>>32504503
put honey on your ass and sit on an ant hill.
Try not to get kidnapped by Bigfoot.
Boys with cute belly buttons are the best.
>>32504503
>Go innawoods dressed like that
>pull dick out
>coat in honey
>Roll around ground, attracting ants
>get eaten alive by ants
>leave 4chan forever
>???
>we all profit
>>32504503
>No face
>Weird torso
No thanks boys. I'm into real girls. The non feminine penis types, with vaginas and can bear children. You know, that type of girl, an actual girl.
>>32504503
yeah get a gym membership you fucking twink
a bear will fuck your tight little ass before you outrun it
>>32504973
>with vaginas
>>32504503
pic is me innawood/beach with my waifu
Psychedelics. At night.
>>32504503
Thus speaketh the lord.
>>32504503
best places to go innawoods in MN? bonus not northern mn
>>32505005
I'm into butt sex too. I just prefer it with women is all.
>>32505035
But boipussi is best pussy
>>32505068
No. A girl's butt pussy is best. Because she has an actual pussy. But you say nope, flip over baby girl. Daddy is entering the back door.
>>32504973
>>32505089
Nothing is hotter than watching a smaller, cuter cock bounce up and down as you slam into a boipucci.
>>32504503
I miss Donut
>>32505122
Yeah but when you're a homo I expect you all know butt sex is going to happen.
When it's with a girl it's naughty time, usually got to get them drunk. And at the end of the day you're still straight, because you didn't fuck a dood. But I'm 30 so I'm older. I guess being homo is cool these days.
>>32505194
Hey I still like girls, I just have an appreciation for males with a feminine form.
>>32504503
This is not me. I just want some tips.
>>32505260
Doesn't count. That's being gay in denial.
I said I like girls. As in the opposite sex.
You're gay. Literally.
>>32505068
this
https://clyp.it/5dlirwii
>>32505316
>liking girls
>gay
I can't tell who here has a worse case of crossed wires
>>32505194
I would only fuck a trap if they look at least 80% a chick, plus i might sound like an asshole but dominating a weaker guy who looks like a chick does sound pretty hot to me.
>>32505316
I know what I like dude
which is both
>>32505260
>>32505342
>>32505345
>>32505356
All gay. All day.
It's 2017. I guess kids are gay.
>>32505345
Its the Dom of the gay relationship.
>>32505383
they're bi. You're a faggot.
>>32505383
A hole is a hole (as long as they look like a chick) its not like i'm ganna love 'em and i'm not afraid of fags.
>>32505356
That's bi friendo
>>32505418
I don't identify as such because lgbt people are terrible in general.
>>32505403
Repeat stuff. Repeat stuff. I know it's not right. I know it's not funny. But you'll stop when it keeps bringing money.
If I was 5 years younger, I'd take a Flamethrower to this place!
>>32505409
And whoever the hell you are. FUCK you too.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12007888
>>32505445
Fuck me? Why convincing traps are cute and It's not gay if the balls don't touch
>>32505552
It's 2017. You're allowed to be gay in public.
You aren't fooling anyone. Just come out.
>>32504503
She looks qt, any more pics?
>>32505710
not OP but it's a qt trap, which is even better.
>>32505618
nah normal gays and twinks don't do it for me and i don't love traps just fuck em and leave em
>>32505747
>fucking and leaving traps
>fucking and leaving extremely submissive, horny, feminine, and cute traps
I understand like 90% of traps are SJW shits but the 10% are god tier you've hit the jackpot put a ring on that shit mang.
>>32505785
As much as i'm open on loving traps here as anon, i would be devastated if anybody i knew IRL knew
>>32505731
If you've got an image set or know of one, please point me in the right direction.
>>32505826
I hear that.
I like anything my dick likes. Anything that argues otherwise is probably a closet nigger.
>>32504973
>>32505035
>>32505089
>>32505194
>>32505316
You must be new here
>>32505287
I'm Op so your lying, but also yes it's not me and I want tips.
>>32505731
Yeah it's just a pic I had. I honestly didn't want this to be a trap debate thread.
>>32504974
Pics not me but thanks for the advice!
>When you 100% completely recognize that trap, know who it is, and talk to them on the regs.
Cammie thread?
>>32506955
Oh who is it?
>>32506644
I'm incredibly old actually. Which is new for new people.
>>32504973
>with vaginas
Fucking faggot
>>32504503
>would go shooting on dnr land with
>/pol/ makes me want to fuck black girls
>/k/ makes me want to fuck girly boys
>>32506955
stop posting my boyfriend reeee
>>32506955
I'm not the boy in the OP you big nerd
This thread is a shit show.
ooh, is this the thinly veiled trap thread?
>>32507145
>>32507105
>>32506955
who dis?
>>32507014
Straight Discrimination!
Attica man! Fucking Attica.
This the part that becomes wierd because Al Pacino is robbing a bank to get a sex change for his boyfriend.
>>32507412
Just another Dog Day Afternoon. I was supposed to say that.
>>32507409
I didn't mean for it to be but yes.
I would also like to know.
>>32505158
i fucked donut once
>>32507481
Neat, I fucked an apple pie once, but let's keep this sort of food fucker talk to /d/
>>32504503
>>32505731
hi, it me. I bought a glock brand glock recently.
ITT not weapons
>>32507718
Shot off your dick
>>32507718
post the one from OP's set with the rifle on ur butt
>>32507744
I don't wanna get banned pls don't ban me
>>32504973
>not liking feminine penis
What are you, some kind of faggot?
>>32507718
>Scars on leg?
Say it isn't so!
>>32507718
>cut scars on right leg
lmao
>>32508002
You shut your whore mouth senpai's in pain!
>>32507825
thx bb, I was worried it wasn't going to be posted
>>32507825
Please do mods
>>32508071
>/k/ mod
>banning things that people actually want banned
inb4
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
>>32505409
lol is that Bill Burr and Joe Rogan?!
>>32504955
That's a dude?
... Well, it's too late for that now.
>>32504973
QUEER
>>32509806
haha yeah XD fucking hilarious like... imagine if that picture was actually 1931 and Bill Burr (who has a black wife) was a Nazi! haha
>>32507825
I still want to buy that mosin.
>>32508002
>>32507979
This. Fucking mentally ill cross dressing faggots.
>>32510077
I am really outdated on emo culture or whatever.
What do those scars mean?
Doesn't look like a wound intented to kill, so self inflicted injury just for the sake of it?
>>32510107
Some people self-harm to deal with emotions they don't know how to cope with or express otherwise. Its not exactly anything new.
I wanted a innawoods thread guys, I've already jerked it enough today.
Why the fuck do I keep coming back to this shithole
>>32504503
>mfw I dated this "girl" OP on okstupid
>>32510223
how fucked up was his head?
>>32505158
Bruh I'm right here
>>32507481
...Denise???
>>32510246
Actually was pretty innocent, then I dumped "her".
Afterwards got really sex crazed after dating some chick from /lgbt/
>>32510269
>"her"
>chick from /lgbt/
Now I'm confused, So you fuck dudes exclusively and call them females?
I've had a strong fantasy for a while now. Of walking around with a really cute, very passable trap in some slutty clothing including a miniskirt. Just knowing that everyone assumes it's a girl and I know it's a guy really arouses me.
Am I gay? I also may have thought about sucking dick once or twice, if that matters.
>>32510322
Male on male
And female on female equals homsexual
There is no escaping this.
>>32510077
What did you expect from a cambodian stone etching forum?
>>32507718
Hnnnng
>>32504503
So believe me, I get it. You get to grope yourself and steal a peak in the chicks bathroom. But bro. Have you considered that it makes you look like a GIRL? What's more, men might get the wrong idea and try to date you, which is hella gay. My bro Brad did this, at first it was all fun and games, we'd grope him and laugh and it was sweet, but then we started getting attracted to him and that's FUCKED UP. Here's the kicker though, we told brad to stop doing the pills and he CRIED, brad would never cry before, he had the least emotions of us all, like a war vet, real cool guy. But it gets worse, Brad stopped taking the pills but the boobs stayed on and he had the face of a fucking chick and acted totally gay, smiling at silly shit all the time, it was gross. He was weak as fuck, couldn't squat fuck all anymore. Then recently Brad told us that he had to keep taking the pills or he'd die, doctor said that, so now he's taking the pills for life and honestly I might end fucking him some day and that's gay as fuck. That's my horror story and it's true, so please, stop taking pills before it's too late
>>32511159
Fuck Brad
>>32505618
Not if Mike "Send 'em to the electric fence" Pence has anything to say about it.
>>32511287
Mike Pence is Trumps insurance policy, he is a moderate when it comes to LGBT issues but specifically chose Pence because he knew that leftists will be taking pot shots at him trying to assassinate him and if they succeed, well Pence will be running the country, its genius really.
>>32511159
Sounds like Brad actually wants to be a woman, held it in forever and didn't tell anyone
>had to keep taking the pills or he'd die
never heard of this before. Probably BS, he just wants to take them without catching flak
>>32507825
I feel like I recognize that basement, and maybe th guitar strap....
Wyatt?
>>32511159
>we'd grope him and laugh and it was sweet
You might as well just have him swallow your loads, mate.
>no friend to platonically grope
>>32504503
>thread is this disrupted by op merely posting a trap pic as in the op
Damn, I thought after the election this place might get slightly back to normal, I guess I was wrong. Will check how things are doing again sometime in 2018.
>>32510322
I know that fantasy bro
>>32505512
Nah nigga. They both make you gay
>>32505747
No you don't
>>32511159
is this a new pasta?
>>32507718
>>32507825
Jesus christ you are so obnoxious can you not come here?
>>32507718
>Muzzle of firearm pointed towards the femoral artery
Wew lad, you're a smart one aren't you?
>>32504503
TFW I'm naturally skinny and have had a build like this for most of my life. Thank fuck I've started building some mass, it's not a great feeling when bigger guys try hitting on you because they think you're cute and weak and they can dominate you.
>>32511339
I mean, it's bullshit cause as long as you have working testicles, they will keep producing testosterone. But it is true that without either genders hormones, your bones become brittle, and you get weak.
>>32505194
>I'm thirty
>"naughty time"
Now we know who the real faggot is here. Do you say "lady bits" too?
>>32515055
take hormones
>>32515756
Take xanax. Like lots of it.
>>32515756
This.
Testosterone.
>>32507825
Ban this asshole.
Some gook mod banned me for calling japs nips a couple month's ago. Anti racism, I was in the Marines I'm allowed to hate slant eyes. Dispicable.
>>32516017
Does testosterone change your bone structure? I'm a little guy from skeleton up unfortunately. There's only so much muscle you can get on a tiny frame.
>>32516151
Kek, when did you serve?
>>32515359
31 to be precise. When I put it inside of you, if you want to call it your "lady bits" I'm OK with that.
>>32516161
One of the finest Infantry units in America. 2nd battalion 1st Marines. 2007-2011. Iraq/Afghanistan deployments. Echo.
And that gook mod can steal eat my ass.
>>32516017
what a waste of perfectly good twink genes
is this the trap thread?
>>32505033
Lebanon Hills in Eagan. I don't think you can shoot there though.
Hastings/South Saint Paul area around the river.
I prefer open fields myself.
>>32507145
>>32507105
>>32506955
>>32506955
I would do anything to operate with "her"
>>32511304
Agreed.
It's the best assassination insurance ever.
>>32519626
>draw girl
>call it a boy
>>32507718
>>32507825
You and I used to talk aver skype like a year or so ago.
You took a trip to visit your internet bf and I got jealous so I stopped replying to you.
Remember?
>tfw no hot traps are horny in my area!
where can one find a cute androgynous ladyboy in the deep south?
>>32519736
anybody else getting this image directing to an IP rather than i.4cdn.org? I only noticed because of the SSL warning
>>32519858
Its not worth it senpai. I dated one for two years and it ended horribly. Just find a cute girl
>>32519858
same problem here why cant more like op exist
>>32519886
>just find a cute girl
that's what I'm doing, but I want one with a penis
>>32519858
You could always ask ivy
>>32519858
how deep you talking?
>>32519907
the word "girl" implies no penis
>>32519812
>>32504973
>he likes no dick
>>32519910
Texas?
NGL I only came to this thread for traps.
>>32520096
fuck off the cutebois are mine. reeeeeee
>>32520096
sorry, alabama.
>>32520172
Hi ivy
>>32520172
Damn
>>32520096
>tfw in texas
>Asian
>fairly androgynous
>>32519922
boring
>>32520150
Niet i just want one
>>32520192
not me, sorry
>>32519922
no it doesnt. the word female implies no penis, you can be a girl (male), or a girl (female). You can also be a boy (female)
As long as you arent a boy (male). Then we have an issue. Thats gay.
>>32520200
Where at?
>>32520211
>comparing traps to transgender mumbo jumbo
I don't want a tranny or any of that gay sjw shit, I just want a girl (female) with a penis
>>32520200
pls be mai gf
>>32520211
thats just a bunch of liberal bullshit
accept the homo son
its okay
>>32520200
get that daddy dick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZgPyM-OJFo
tfw no Oregon fuck boy to go shooting with
>>32520229
Thats impossible.
>>32520200
>>32520217
Plz respond
>>32520403
seconding
>>32520217
>>32520403
>>32520417
972
>>32520430
817 here
>>32520430
>>32520464
Going to bed ill check back in the morning
>>32506955
Dem thighs
>>32519886
>girl
>has a penis
I fuck actually men and cannot get over this retardation when I see it.
I sometime wonder what happened to /k/.
Even just 3 years ago there wasn't NEARLY as much of a homosexual vibe on here.
I would like to believe its only a handful of actual gay posters and the rest of you are going along with for "tha memez".
Now it is considered perfectly acceptable for a thread to descend into discussion about fucking other men in the ass and traps. What happened to this being a board about weapons?
And before any of you faggots say
>Do you le know where you are?
>Traps are /k/ as fuck!
No, traps and gay men are actually not /k/ at all. This is a board dedicated to weapons and their related topics, none of those topics include homosexuality. So just stop spouting this fucking gay shit and perpetuating the meme that fags have anything to do with /k/ material
>B-but muh traps with gunz are /k/
The gun is /k/ not the trap, the fact that the gay man is holding a gun does not mean it makes it relevant, especially since its being posted BECAUSE its a fag holding a gun.
The fact that when you are all called out on this and there is a huge backlash is rather hilarious considering everyone here is so anti SJW, yet here you are perpetuating their narrative of forcing everyone to accept a minority.
>>32520723
didnt read lol
>>32520723
>only people with my sexual preferences are allowed to have my hobby
>>32520723
anon the k in /k/ stands for kute boys
Tripfags Ivy and D60, I know you queers are lurking this thread.
Stop perpetuating this gay SJW acceptance bullshit and just keep discussion strictly related to guns.
No one cares you are gay men.
>>32520745
The point is not that they're gay, its that they push it on everyone else.
I don't want to read about or see gay shit, just guns.
>>32520762
there is one thread on a whole board with a homo vibe, i wouldnt be afraid of a fag invasion or anything
>>32520723
I suppose the homosexual community has grown more emboldened to openly discuss their fetishes on /k/, which corresponds to global trends. Can't say I agree. But there has always been a minority of posters who cannot resist posting their dragon dildo collection with their guns.
To be fair there are girls with guns thread to offset the gay posters. That's be best we can hope for /k/omrade.
>>32520430
972 here too
kik: xeroxben
>>32504503
anyone wanna reccomend a poncho
>>32520723
This is the containment thread.
Do you know what happens when you delete the containment thread?
You don't wanna know...
>>32520430
817
Kik: wustenfuchs90
>>32520723
right-on mate, degeneracy should be discouraged
>>32520745
Yeah because your sexual preference isn't mentally ill and cancer to society
No continue to fuck eachother in the but and contract STDs and never reproduce and only become a burden on healthcare and society as a whole .
>>32520746
ky yourself
>>32520723
Yeah no your a newfag
There were always faggots here
>>32521625
this, if I could be bothered I'd find the cap of that thread with panty/jeans and the glock
>>32521625
Have you looked at the catalog though?
>>32505381
Is this real?
>>32521884
The term trap did not exist in 1998 anon and back then futas always had vaginas.
Things sure are better now.
>>32521891
we have come a long way as a society
>>32520723
Psychology has proven time and time again that homophobes are actually more homo than guys who openly joke about being gay. No joke.
>>32521907
>(((psychology))) says being against something means you are actually in favor of it
huh, made me think...
>>32521934
>claims the brain is so easily (((understood)))
>>32521934
Go to bed Dylan
>>32521625
Different anon here, been posting on /k/ since 2009, and there has not been nearly as much degeneracy in this board as there was 5 years ago.
Now, I'm sure a lot of this 'femenine benis' stuff is just a meme or a joke that's become ingrained in the board's culture, but at the moment it feels like all this queer shit is on par with how annoying furries used to be a while back.
Sometimes I actually miss those fox-suited weirdos. They were more entertaining than these cock-gobbling faggots.
>>32521970
But /k/ is probably the most furry board on 4chan
>>32521970
It has spread across all of 4chan. It's not just /k/.
Gay culture has just become more prominent. We have /lgbt/, and a board for pony fuckers, for Christ's sake.
I've only been around /k/ for about two or so years now but I agree the trap shit has definitely been on a rise lately. Another reason to blame liberals.
>>32521988
You dont understand the appeal of traps. Its the politically correct age compliant expression of pederasty, which has always been part of patriarchal society.
>>32521988
>trump wins
>libs get scared
>libs want guns
>libs come to /k/
At least they're not against us, right?
I just wish all these gay cunts would act more like this guy from that bad zombie show - he's actually pretty cool and a real survivalist, and you wouldn't know he's gay without him telling you. Which he doesn't. I know he's just a fictional character, but he should be a shining example.
Too many gays act like vegans, they wave it in your face and expect you to put up with it.
>>32521988
traps/trannies have been part of the site since its inception
hell moot famously wanted to be the little girl
>>32521970
Yeah nah your anew fag
See douk, donut, csfag, and anime dress man
>>32521996
This. Faggots, this site was CREATED by a crossdresser. Shut the fuck up or go somewhere else.
>>32521988
>>32521995
>>32521996
traps have always been a thing on 4chan, but its become more pronounced as a rection to feminism and the concept that "there are no normal women left". most ideal chicks for people are just them (aka a dude) but with tits and a vagina.
while traps might wish they had a hatchet wound between their legs, they still ultimately have very masculine thought processes and thus are drawn to male dominated hobbies, which puts them into the waifu category of "me but a girl". plus most traps are more feminine in their actions and culture than the average female today (frilly dresses, acting weak/submissive, enjoying cooking, being cutesy, etc other 19th/20th century housewife traits), which only further draws otherwise normal males towards them. most of the thirsty spergs ITT are probably not interested in sucking off a chick with a dick and would rather forget the traps posted here even have a dick in the first place. they just see someone they can easily convince to adopt their fetishes/hobbies and be a cute girl. I gurantee you if OP had a 10 inch monstercock and/or was a dominatrix then 3/4ths the thread at least would instantly get turned off of them.
>>32522023
Yeah nah nah yeah nah yeah
Tripfags acting like fags doesn't bother me, because it's in their nature to act like attention whores.
What I'm talking about is something else, which is the more subtle rise in queer anons broadcasting just how goddamn gay they are.
A few years back this thread would be filled with pic related, not this shit.
>>32522037
the thread started out with a picture of trap to make a trap thread, it was never meant to actually be a loadout thread. If anon had started with any other picture it would have been a normal thread
Even Elvis loved traps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtsmuVA0m7c
>>32522037
Yeah nah
Your wrong m8 sorry
Signed someone who was actually here longer
>>32522102
Might help that I'm an ausfag, being 12 hours out of sync with the candy-ass burgerclaps is sometimes a good thing.
>>32520723
Do you also get mad when we have a girls with guns thread and it devolves into what we would do to them?
>>32522138
Not just liking anything feminine
>>32522768
>Heurr I like penises. I'm part of the group right guise?
No Cancer. You're not. That's what he was saying.
>>32521625
Wow you must be ancient. Like from 2012 or something.
Error. Try again newfag. Without being a fuck up this time.
>>32520723
The liberals are putting chemicals in the water that make people more gay, as well as using mind control TV to push that traps are OK and that they are sexy. Don't you see annon? The traps are the weapons. Weapons of mass destruction, and right now they're attacking the west with everything they've got.
Tl;dr traps are weapons of mass destruction.
>>32521779
>no homo though
OH MY FUKING LORD JESUS CHRIST
Yeah, you got a laugh out of me.
>>32523074
Damn that dude is a baller. My tin foil hat isn't nearly that stylish.
>>32504955
His shitty personality kills it, kommrade.
>>32523166
Like what? Super clingy or just moody
>>32523206
Attention whore that panders to anyone willing to give attention or buy him things. Just a general drain of a person.
>>32523219
So pretty much a woman?
>>32520723
gun culture on the internet, even 3 years ago, was very subtly gay
and by subtly I mean incredibly
>>32523397
>>32523407
Ok, ill post innawoods stories now
just need 5 minutes and some lotion
>>32523416
>>32523434
>>32523464
>>32523261
Nah, there's plenty of great women out there.
>>32523471
>>32523485
Pay attention OP
This might be the foundation of a fun night
>>32523498
hey are we doing spook stories now
>>32523508
sidetracked with boobs sorry
>>32523569
>>32523574
>>32523590
>>32523595
>>32523611
>>32520723
Bruh eight years ago /k/ was gay as fuck.
>>32523618
>>32523641
>>32523651
Remember when /k/ had a sticky?
>>32523668
>>32523668
>>32523677
>>32505826
Some hate gays... but some accepts them.
On the other hand if they find out you are a into both options, you are dead.
>>32523682
>>32523682
>>32523689
>>32505512
If I remember that dude has a pussy and does porn.
>>32505430
Hey man I'm bi too and I can't stand a lot of the lgbt community
>>32523707
it is buck yeager
>>32523720
>>32523750
>>32523763
>>32523767
>>32523861
>>32523902
Clearing a cave with AR and iphone flash light
Actualy spoopy
>>32504973
>>32523434
I might just be newfagging here, but I don't think I've seen this one yet. Thanks for the upload.
>>32522036
>I gurantee you if OP had a 10 inch monstercock and/or was a dominatrix then 3/4ths the thread at least would instantly get turned off of them.
>wheredoyouthinkweare.jpg
972 asian anon still here?
>>32523902
That one round that bounce off and disappear into the night
>>32520816
you know that isn't true.
>2012+x
>people still dont know that 4chan was created by moot to turn the internet gay
>innawoods
>ostensibly out there looking for skinwalkers
>really just looking for an excuse to play stalker and get drunk on vodka
>hear rustling in the trees
>look up
>giant spider the size of an obese man is coming right at you
What do you do? Will your usual innawoods weapons and gear be enough?
>>32522808
Yeah nah try again m8
>>32505345
only fuck a boy if they look %100 chick
no compromise
>>32522036
I am a guy i don't identify as trans or whatever this crazy shit is now a days but cross dressing is one of my fantasies and i might think about trying it especially if i can find a /k guy to please
What's going on in this thread?
>>32524799
>1999+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+10
>people don't know that 4chan was created by moot to contain australian shitposting
>>32504503
>>32505731
>current year
>still posting may
litteral gold digger, huge faggot and not in the good way, and lies constantly so you'll give them a pity party. extremely flighty as well, say one thing that could even be construed as not 100% worship and he'll flip shit.
>>32507979
>>32508047
>>32510269
this is exactly what I'm talking about. just reverse search the OP pic on any archive site and you'll just see more evidence of how shit they are.
>>32520723
If girls with guns threads are ok, why aren't traps with gun threads?
Anyone who doesn't like either of those can just hide the thread
>>32504503
You will need everything in this picture.
>>32527594
Shit, wrong picture.
>tfw nothing spoopy ever happens around here
man. the Dakotas suck.
great gun laws, though.
>>32507105
I'm going to pretend that this is a girl butt.
>>32505512
Arrrgh
>>32531280
>>32505035
>women
>>32531850
>male gardevoir
...wat?
I thought Gallade or whatever was the male version?
>tfw dad is cockblocking me from getting a firearms license and mental illness might prevent me forever so I'm stuck with airshit
>tfw no /k/ bf to let me touch his real steel
>>32532327
trip on grace
>>32532342
>tfw recognized within 2 minutes
I knew this was a bad idea.
>>32532327
you have nice thighs anon
[spoiler]how do smooth[/spoiler]
[spoiler]spoiler on /k/[/spoiler]
... my dick is so confused right now
>>32532392
Poor anon.
https://unsee
.cc/bogiteru/
>>32532360
You wanna know how to get smooth?
>>32532429
i don't care how far away you might be, I want to meet you in person to fuck that sexy ass
>>32532442
Somehow I doubt you're from Chiraq, but I appreciate the compliment
>>32532485
>Chiraq
close enough to IN for me ;)
>>32532494
Gee golly gosh, anon. Not really sure how to reply, feeling sick doesn't make for a good flirting head.
Is this a trap thread?
>>32532663
Yes
>>32532677
>hair
>>32532690
You don't like a little hair anon?
>>32532663
That's a nice SKS you got there. Looks like she was a war veteran.
I bet she's happy now that she's in your smooth hands and being hugged against that twink form :^)
>I think I saw pic related on /soc/ before
>Nugget as well?
>In canada?
>>32532677
>tfw no cuteboi/trap operator gf
>>32532793
Just catch one and lock it up somewhere while waiting for stockholm syndrome to set in.
>>32532813
are you implying you need to wait for stockholm to kick in?
>>32532824
Doesn't it require a sense of dependency to develop?
>>32532793
>>32532835
If you want dependency just find a needy one that relies on people and become the only one they do.
>>32519820
It sounds familiar. If it makes you feel any better we had a horrible relationship and broke up after wasting months of our lives trying to make it work.
>>32532429
>deleted
;-;
>>32532858
it was glorious anon
glorious
>>32532858
>>32532863
I put a 10 minute timer on it, sorry. Maybe I'll upload it again tomorrow if this thread is still up.
>>32532844
Oh. I was thinking of taking a more direct approach and just catching anything suitable and transforming it into a trap yourself.
>>32532873
>lead the trap into a trap
>>32532872
my post will usher in the 300 bump limit.
this thread will die shortly.
>>32532677
That is kinda gay y'know.
>>32532777
Yup. Lot of wear between gas block, and tube.
And I am from Canadia. Just went skating today actually.
how likely am I to get killed by trying to meet a trap through craigslist ads?
>>32532892
Only a little
>>32532891
ugh fine
way to get this ass out of bed to show it off more
https://unsee
.cc/bopedinu/
>>32532900
your gonna get dommed by a lanky dude in his 40's with a five o'clock shadow and a wig.
>>32520723
/thread
/k/ innawoods... (You) will fail horribly
>>>/out/
am I allowed in?
>>32533114
maybe, I'll need to see more to tell for sure.
With those feets you welcomed in my heart :D
>>32533172
just 4 u <3
>>32533173
aw <3
>>32533184
normally I'd push for a little more confirmation, but the threads about to die so I'll just say yes.
>>32532892
> WIN_20160215_232807.jpg
What happened to your legs?
Are you eating well?
>>32521988
The fuck are you on about? Sarina Valentina was huge here before she was Sarina Valentina. We spawned Bailey Jay.
You're a freak in the freak kingdom. Get over it.
>>32523397
I'm all for storing weapons and nice asses, but that's a damn waste of a wine cellar.
All these traps and silly arguments make me hard and entertained
no homo tho.
>>32533310
that's full homo
I'm sad seeing as this themes goes with delay in russian internet. We don't need it, keep it for yourself.
>>32533328
Eh, whatever. Whatever tickles my pickle is fine by me, others be damned.
Just to get this out of my mind, you are the biggest faggot for coming to an apparent traps w/ gats thread and bitching about it. Don't you have other threads to be?
Also, why do you assume russian internets?
>>32533340
> for coming to an apparent
innawoods stories thread. And I get it.
> Don't you have other threads to be?
Currently I have 5 threads opened. Mostly read only.
> why do you assume russian internets?
Because you have this theme arised and on full force while our segment of net is only starting with that. Interesting when it ends, how and what theme will be next.
>>32533340
And I didn't meant to be offensive. Sorry if you get it this way, I'm not very fluent speaker so meaning in my head and in yours may be pretty different.
>>32533364
Fair game. Just FYI I'm not ruskie. Also, no idea what you are on about with the themes. Oh, since you came for the stories, I'll look in my folder. Hope I won't repost.
>>32533364
Not innawoods, but might be an interesting read for ya.
>>32533393
> Just FYI I'm not ruskie
I understand. Almost everybody here, except for several quests like me, is american.
Story saved, thank you.
>>32533399
> might be an interesting read for ya.
Very, thank you. Useful, best kind of material.
>>32533411
Looking through my /k/ folder, I don't seem to have any more innawoods stories, mostly humour, pretty guns and girls and "girls" with more guns. So just those two. But yeah, I sometimes wonder if there's any other country for americans here than 'Murica and Russia. Heh.
>>32533427
> I don't seem to have any more innawoods stories, mostly humour, pretty guns and girls and "girls" with more guns
Do you make folder archive dumps on file hosting services sometimes, by any chance?
I have a lot of time without net, and books not everytime entertaining.
Anyway, thank you much for those two.
>>32521907
No, what's happened is that time and time again the pro-gay character on some damn sitcom has said that, and so many shows and Facebook memes have parroted it that people have begun to believe it, including actual phsycholgists who, you might consider, don't have any hard science to back up ANYTHING they say. The coloured portions of thw brain on whatever fucking brainwave scan they do could correspond to anything and different things depending on the brain, and furthermore, the fucking gay gene appears in straight people. Homosexuality is one of three things, a mutation, a mental illness, or a choice. Natural perhaps, about as natural as fucking anything in the ass, but right or productive or even rational? Not in the slightest, as all who support it routinely prove time and time again.
Death to the infidels, deus vult, fuck modern science bullshit fuck.
>>32519626
can confirm. booru has it tagged under "1girl".
That isn't a bulge you desire so much anon. Sorry.
>>32504974
Blah blah boipussi