Let's have a thread about people being stupid on the range, or off.
Requesting anti-gun people stories
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>Be me anon the anime looking faggot.
>Be with buddy at home with gun cleaning kit.
>We are cleaning our funs.
>COD weeaboo sister comes in room!
"Konichiwa Anon-chan! Grill-san! Guess what I got!"
>Cringe. But look over to her.
"I found this is your room! You never use it so I thought I could own it!"
>I check the .223 rounds in box as friend takes out Rem 870.
>Think she is just talking about one of my masks.
"I even painted it just for me! Anon-san you're gonna love it!"
>She pulls out a painted WA2000. From the corner.
>It's mine. I wasted most of my money and had to order take out for a full month just to have the money for that gun.
>She ruined it. We look in horror at the rarity.
>Black butler, Fairy tail, And fucking Fate/stay night.
>I am actually crying.
>She picks it up and sweeps us.
"Just like an anime! Right onii-chan? Or maybe like those navy seals! They use the ak47us!"
>She pulls the trigger and the it ends up firing out the window. But it also fucks up the action filled with cement further.
We tried to fix the gun but she used fucking cement to shut the action and shitty paint to absolutely rekt the wood. Not to mention she used something to rust the metal parts of it and made it scrape it further when we even touched it and continued the shitty paint job on everypart of it.
And that is how my 16,000$ gun was ruined by a weeb.
I really wanna fucking die.
>>29883606
>things that never happened
>>29883606
bull fucking shit
Looking for a decent hachet. I'm not well versed in blade quality so I figured I'd ask here. Just something for general innawoods work. Doesn't have to look any certain way. Just no mallninja pls.
>>29882853
gransfors bruk
>>29882853
>>29882880
I have a Gransfors bruk, and it's really cool. If you want to save a bit of money, there's Wetterlings. I sharpened up my Dad's old Wetterlings, and it's still going strong.. If you want to save more, Condor makes a decent hatchet.
I've heard a lot of people say they like their Estwing hatchets, but I don't have any experience with them.
>>29882892
I did see estwing while doing some googling. Is the gerber shit any good? I've owned a few knives by them. They don't seem to be complete garbage but I don't know about their other stuff.
So in space there are no brakes, to slow down you need to apply force in the opposite direction you are traveling. What kind of a design would a ship to ship space fighter need to have to be effective?
>>29882341
I don't see how it would be different from any other atmospheric fighter aside from replacing the engines with something that could function in a vacuum as well as adding thrusters facing all cardinal directions
>>29882383
>as well as adding thrusters facing all cardinal directions
Sounds like a sphere would be perfect.
>>29882383
That's stupid.
You just need one big thruster and some smaller maneuvering thrusters to rotate to whatever direction you need
/meg/- Military Enlistment General
ISIS edition
>Discord
https://discord.gg/0y3eBT2ji4rHI4TM
>IRC Channel
>implying anyone uses IRC
#MEG on Freenode
If you're on mobile look up AndroIRC for the app. Any questions, ask in the thread to get you set up.
Resources:
>Armyranger.com
For Ranger info, obviously.
>http://www.sealswcc.com/
SEAL/SWCC site with videos and fitness plans and a forum
>Shadowspear.com
All around SOF website. Great info and run by former/active members of every SOF unit. Mentor program. Also has forums for international SOF.
>Professionalsoldiers.com
For all Army SF info.
>http://www.corpsman.com
For Navy Corpsman info.
>http://www.leatherneck.com/forums/showthread.php?115180-MARSOC-Force-Recon
This is an all-inclusive thread for MARSOC/Force Recon stuff. Good site for Marines info too.
>http://www.uscg.org
For Coast Guard info. Good site, lots of vets able to answer questions.
>www.defencejobs.gov.au/
For info on the Australian Defense Force, and how you can shitpost on the world stage.
>https://www.airwarriors.com/community/
Naval Aviator forum with info on Navy OCS as well
OP template
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Before you ask a question, check the FAQ
http://pastebin.com/Rx0nDuga
Which branch are you enlisting/enlisted/considering?
http://strawpoll.me/6764857
Ask questions, get advice from retards on how to lie on the poly, bitch about recruiters, accuse each other of stolen valor, just keep it in this general.
Use the IRC pussies just kidding it's dead
Why is it so fucking hard to find a 1:25,000 map
>>29881951
Do you need a degree to go far in the canadian military? Would it be worthwhile to wait and graduate with a degree(26) or just to enlist right now, either way i think i would prefer just enlisting as a grunt then a officer. I just think going back to school after the military might be tough.
Any Enlisted bongs here
Is it just me that actually likes forward assisting?
A group of young black women poised to graduate from the United States Military Academy gathered on the steps of West Point’s oldest barracks last week in traditional gray dress uniforms, complete with sabers, for a group photo. Known as an “Old Corps” photograph because it mimics historical portraits, it was nearly identical to thousands that cadets have posed for over the decades, with one key difference: The 16 women raised their clenched fists.
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/07/us/raised-fist-photo-by-black-women-at-west-point-spurs-inquiry.html?smid=fb-nytimes&smtyp=cur&_r=1
Every single one of them should have been expelled on the spot with their commissions revoked. That's like a bunch of Arab cadets doing the ISIS finger salute. They might as well have thrown up gang signs to let all their baby daddys back home know they's getting that sweet gubmint money now boiiiiii
Fucking Christ RIP whoever they're going to be in charge of
>>29882250
This is why I became a Submariner, no women and very few minorities.
Just got my 107UR back Friday evening. Love it. Took this pair out with me this weekend, plus the FNX45T and Scorpion Evo.
Still waiting on my Saker 762
rhodesia, motherfuckers
The Rhodesians lost.
>>29880736
>literally lost to a bunch of monkeys
>virgins still idolize them
What's the wife holding?
Tell me about war bastards.
They are extremely common after the Russian-Afghan conflicts and now the American Afghan conflicts. Have you encountered one? Are they more at risk? More likely to take up arms due to the various mental issues that come with being a bastard?
I don't see them talked about much but everyone seems to know they are common. Are they considered American or Russian as well?
gotta spread them genes baby. Pulling out is for suckers.
>They are extremely common
No, no they're not in the slightest and you have absolutely nothing to back that up.
Is serving on subs still literal hell?
>>29880279
Are we currently at war?
>>29880279
Sometimes on long cruises they run out of lube. Pure hell.
What a stupid thing to think
Is CIA SAD truly the top tier black ops? CIA SAD thread I guess.
>>29879884
Are they any good at all, or just college bros playing operator (as they were in Vietnam, from what I've read)?
Arent real BLACKOPS are military SOF operators with few intelligence field operatives as attached specialists, or Hicom/Mission control being mix from military intelligence/homeland intelligence to provide Black OP like objectives or know how to field operators?
Sorry about imperfect english, i'm trying to write as best I can.
>>29879884
SAD mainly recruits FROM Seals, SF, and Delta. So maybe. I don't think you can really compare the roles though. Each group is specific to their own role.
>>29879801
>>29879804
>>29879827
>I couldn't join the army because if a drill sergeant yelled at me I would punch his lights out.
I do like that one
every damn time
>I'm too smart to follow orders
familia thread. rate, hate, discriminate.
1/2
>>29879170
2/2
>>29878845
the shotguns might count but I feel you're missing rifles and handguns with a good punch
Why'd they stop putting cigarettes in MRE's?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVOIgPrDH7E
To lower the per unit cost.
Because it degrades cardiovascular readiness.
Because smoking is more dangerous than anything you are exposed to in the battlefield.
No smoking within 100 yards of the abrams
Any lesser-known WWI small arms you're hoping to see in BF1? Battlefield usually has a shit ton of gun variety, so what do you think they'll do to keep it diverse?
>>29876513
As long as there's a nugget I'll be happy
>>29876513
I want to see the reload animation for a hand nugget
>>29876513
I want the Fiat-Revelli and the Schwarzlose, along with Carcanos and Mannlichers. It's about time for fighting all twelve of Cadorna's greatest hits.