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Oldham edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrNuE1Bg6rc
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>>79489409
I live in oldham
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>>79489375
bare nittys
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any Mao Zedong man in
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got high with a mate and he started telling me what sex is like and how he's going to fuck a new bird next week
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the gf
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anime
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>>79489409
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>>79489409
sounds like a bunch of fucking monkeys "AAHH AHH EEKE EKKE EKK OH OH OH OH". ah yes, """"""""great"""""""""""' britian
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dunno what to do lads, the irish people got fed up of vikings and led a massive liberation revolt that resulted in them taking about 65% of the island before a truce was called, not the Kingdom of Éire is starting to take shape and i'm left here holding onto ulster. don't want the revolution to be in vain but i also want to be high king of ireland myself. decisions decisions.
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>>79489456
not his fault
weed makes some people horny
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and that's realer than real deal holyfield
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babestation
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The police can kidnap you against your will and it's seen as ok.
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all non whites must go
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4882136/Electric-cars-collapse-national-grid.html

>that latest comment
screeching
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aoba desu
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>>79489441
cannot express how much i like this image
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https://youtu.be/_zYcxRHvjhY?t=3m12s

stacey bum
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>>79489458
very good
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I want to be conscripted into war
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>>79489470
he should know better than to talk in detail about that shit with me
>dude, you really need to get laid
REEEOOO
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going to try to find a drum and bass gf tonight
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>>79489476
we 'wash' the masses
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>drafted to war
>on the front
>nork comes up to you
>"HIOOOZUKA CHING WH'ING TING WONG!"
>throws grenade at you and backflips out

what do
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>>79489477
dont be a reprobate and you wont have any problems

i have lived my whole life with 0 (zero) unpleasant interactions with the police
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>>79489456
Mate is a cunt.
>>79489470
Still weird/gay.
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>>79489540
explain
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>>79489490
good post
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good scrap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jHd2ZbwPiQ
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>>79489545
Wrong.
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>>79489540
but nobody likes the music that you like

>skullstep

never going to live it down mate
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>>79489542
fantastisch
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>>79489441
Funny how when I would see this picture when I fist started coming on 4chan I was looking at a hot older school chick and now when I look at her I feel like a nonce
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>>79489566
'e
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6l3ttRkrPk
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pm3XTwcKZPk
marik op mush
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>>79489485
was thinking the same thing when scrolling down to read the comment
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>>79489540
So you are looking for a pill muncher then?
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>>79489585
hello reprobate
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opinion on murdoch murdoch?
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>>79489605
'xplain
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>>79489607
same
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aa_yTBtt244

REMINDER: you are a fat, low test, beta male, and THIS is what you have to fight

THEY ARE WARRIORS ORDAINED BY GOD HIMSELF AND THEY WILL CRUSH THE PIGS OF THE WEST
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going to become a high school teacher and give preferential treatment to certain students. in general im planning on treating the spackers like i don't want them to talk to me, will be very cold towards them just to create awkward tension and make them feel like i hate them and ill just spend the day talking to all the cool kids, throwing footballs around with the chads, and talking to the hot girls
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>>79489572
would HEEM them both
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>>79489644
explain
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>>79489637
it's a propaganda video though. the average north korean soldier has been malnourished his entire life
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>>79489511
YUCK
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>>79489588
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Techstep#Skullstep
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>>79489637
wrong on all counts most pagan
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>>79489602
>under arrest for being a general dick in public

good lads them coppers
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>>79489637
i didn't know they still filmed takeshi's castle
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>>79489637
LEAPING THROUGH FIRE, SKIN SO STRONG NOT EVEN GLASS CAN PENETRATE

THE ÜBERMENSCH, BORN AND BREAD IN KOREA, TO KILL YOU ALL
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could beat at least 20 trained norks in hand to hand combat

probably more
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>>79489684
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heres a TOP slag image lads.
enjoy it because its the only one i've ever saved
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got a zit in the back of my neck and it hurts laying against the pillow
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>>79489685
HE AIMS FOR THE INDIVIDUAL ATOMS OF THE BRITISH """""""""""""MEN""""""""""""". YOU CANNOT COMPETE
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I have had some unpleasant interactions with the police.
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>>79489664
metalstep > skullstep
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>>79489693
i think i could take 3 if i got the first move
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>>79489693
explain
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chef man down for my bros
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>>79489716
oh no where will I find more
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>>79489722
greentext them immediately
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>>79489716
already had it la[apostrophe]
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>>79489596
>no knickers
noice
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>>79489717
corr, good image, this.

mind if I?
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>>79489725
like zardonic? meh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBP5pa9pFaM
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>>79489719
SEE THIS? PARATROOPERS OVER LONDON. HAHAHAHAHA, THE QUEEN WILL DIE IN 5 MINUTES FLAT
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when lads in places like japan/korea/china get into a random fight in a pub or nightclub or whatever, do they actually do kung-fu/karate etc moves on each other?
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vaginas are disgusting
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love clear HD footage of the past

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvrMLzdnUU0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=3&v=fT4lDU-QLUY
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>>79489730
I'm a beast simple as
they used to call me "the machine" and I'm badder than ever
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got the 7700k running at 4.8
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>>79489716
>JF
best slags are british m8
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>>79489741
>doing weed
>being a loud madcunt outside a nightclub in uni
>regularly riding my bike to school through a no bikes allowed park

can't be asked to make them sound interesting
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hm
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>>79489740
>waxed mustache
lol
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so cozy
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>>79489441
she's a saffer
pic is shooped though our school dresses aren't so short
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>>79489664
ah yes a Wikipedia page definately legitimises this

it must be good now
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>>79489619
Wrong.
They should just beat them half to death in the back of a van like back in the day to sort them out.
It's the only thing the so called reprobates understand. Would save money!
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what phone are you using atm lads

am using this one right now
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>>79489769
'ce
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>>79489809
I like the 1 bezel the most
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drumstep is shit btw
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>>79489821
pretty sure it's australia
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아-... 혁명의 수뇌부 천만이 총폭탄되여 결사옹위하리라

우리가 틀어잡은 총검마다엔 장군님 보위해갈 맹세가 비꼈다 붉은기 날리는 혁명의 수뇌부 천만이 총폭탄되여 결사옹위하리라

사령부 지켜싸운 그 넋을 이어 피끓는 우리 가슴 성새로 뭉쳤다 조선의 심장인 혁명의 수뇌부 천만이 총폭탄되여 결사옹위하리라

아-... 아-... 결사옹위 김정일 결사옹위 김정일

장군님 사수하여 목숨바침은 전사의 제일가는 영광이여라 백승을 펼치는 혁명의 수뇌부 천만이 총폭탄되여 결사옹위하리라

아-... 혁명의 수뇌부 천만이 총폭탄되여 결사옹위하리라
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I always ride my bike on the pavement most of the time because I'm too scared to go on the road
haven't been stopped once
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>>79489856
what about drumpfstep?
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tapering off the valium
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>>79489854
me too
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any ****step aside from dubstep is a load of fucking bollocks and is hardly a real thing
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she thought it was a cat phone
now im on my bat phone
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>>79489662
GOOD GOY
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>>79489805
The only victim here is you, because of the pigs!
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let's tea time ;)
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>>79489805
neat

my worst one is some corrupt police in edinburgh tried to pin a murder on my mates uncle. they only got rumbled because my mates dad had money and paid for decent lawyers, the fact that he had a clear alibi that he was with my mates family on the night didnt matter

thats what made me distrust the rozzers
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>>79489884
tapering off cock
proving to be difficult
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how do i get a qt gf?
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>>79489842
S7
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>>79489892
>liking flubstep
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>>79489874
bet you wear a bike helmet as well hahah
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>>79489912
LETS FIGHTING LOVE
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>>79489842
main phone is a chink pos
might try to sell it and get a dumbphone
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>>79489761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tC45T3Ik2dQ

https://youtu.be/YFbcB6QJ5x4?t=32s
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>>79489915
>edinburgh

when was this? was it a particular murder? because when someone gets murked around these parts it's big news
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>>79489884
good luck. dont go too fast.
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@33

jog on wasteman
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im 22 today
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>>79489954
DIE
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>>79489915
wew murder is a bigger deal than doing weed
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>>79489960
happy birthday lad
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>>79489960
happy birthday
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>>79489960
youre gonna have birthday sex, right?
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>>79489960
what are your plans
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>>79489960
happy birthday!
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>>79489960
so when are you getting your birthday blowie? :)
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>>79489960
YOUR PRESENT WILL BE A SUPREME BLESSED MISSILE FROM THE GLORIOUS SILO. SMELL BURNT SKIN? HAHAHAH. LOSER
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>>79489960
happy birthday
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doing a watch
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>>79489202
they're not
we just buy US missiles
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>>79489940
non tea time. i drinking Prince of wales tea with black tea now.
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>>79489983
reminder
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i don't know about you
but I'm feelin 22
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>>79489947
oh
skullstep has nothing to do with dubstep
but that sounds alri
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Riz2iJva1HQ
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>>79489960
happy birthday lad
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>>79489996
YOU FAP LIKE SISSY AND GLORIOUS WARRIOR PREPARES FOR BATTLE. PATHETIC! YOU'VE ALREADY CAPITULATED
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>>79489960
*punches you 22 times*
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>>79489409
FUCK OLDHAM!! DROPPED ME FROM THERE CENTRE OF EXCELLENCE WHEN I WERE SIXTEEN!! WORST DAU OF MY LIFE!!
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>>79490000
I know but we have full control of them, I thought you were implying we didn't
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>skullstep

what a load of bollocks
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>>79489949
it was resolved in the early 90s, when my mate was too young to understand any of it. i never asked about when the murder itself was
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>>79490039
GLORIOUS WARRIOR PUNCH YOU ONCE AND DEATH FOLLOWS
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>>79489996
Interesting.
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>>79490000
GET GET GET GET GET
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>>79489859
ye actually
the seat's not right
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>>79490000
Say hi to Kim >>79490059
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>>79490072
hello my threatening friend
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>>79489960
Bon anniversaire mon ami
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>>79490053
ah right, back in the day
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>>79489809
oh is that what a bezel is
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>>79490052
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fp9h9gszscQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUtV5OC-eYw
there's a pretty big difference
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>>79490072
*puts Vanguard officers on standby*
alri
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>>79490000
I think the war heads are made here but the missile are from the yanks
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your parasympathetic nervous-system reacts
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>>79490087
Not threatening in the slightest you pussy.
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skullstep lmao
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>>79490062
>>79490072
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>>79490033
reckon the world's gonna end
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>>79489996

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1505431226540.webm
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>>79490072
HAIL HAIL HAIL
GLORY TO KIM JONG UN GLORY TO VICTOY
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alright you cheeky kunts im going to bed

i wish you all a very fond farewell

good night
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Why are women literally TERRIFIED of sex robots?
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love a bit of patellastep personally
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>>79490162
goodnight lad
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should i put 200 on ethereum lads
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going to start listening to black metal really loud at work, dressing in all black all the time, "accidentally" get caught watching videos about mass shootings by edgelords like columbine, and going to start looking at people with an aggressive look on my face all the time
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>>79489805
i've been arrested for -

>possesion of cannabis (x3)
>posession of cannabis with intent to distribute
>possession of cocaine
>operating a motor vehicle with no license
>operating a motor vehicle with no insurance
>taking a motor vehicle without the consent of the owner
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>>79490165
because they secretly know that they're only value is their cunt
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>>79490179
no its crashing get monero
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>>79490165
wait what? i thought women were more than just their vaginas
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anyone know the vid of the nuclear explosion that looks like a planet crashing onto the surface?
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>>79490191
sounds like a brilliant plan lad
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blackpill: the columbine kids were so #woke that they knew that we're living in a matrix, thats why they dressed like the matrix movie when they killed all those students. they were trying to forcefully get the kids in their school to unplug from this simulation. they're all in the real world now
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>>79490191
Wear a trench coat and put an umbrella in your coat at all times
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>>79490213
LOOK OUT YOUR WINDOW SOON, NO NEED FOR VIDEO
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any mount and blade man in? is that native improvements mod better than vanilla do you reckon?
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>>79490229
at last i truly see
*murders the yank*
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>>79490213
thats your mums sextape innit mate?
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shhhhh dont tell mummy

got dizzle stashed in the bloodborne case
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>>79490243
mount and what? sounds like something a bull does to your gf
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>>79490243
ive tested out plenty of the highly rated mods and I've gotta say just get prophesy of pendor lad
its by far the superior edition
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>>79490196
>getting arrested countless times
Are you black? Stupid? Or just don't give a shit?
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>>79490258
*smokes some of it*
*gains insight*
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i think itd be cool to have sex with a well known hardcore feminist
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metalstep

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_P2pMtzFcs
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listening to doorstep
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remember when jump up was called clownstep
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>>79490271
hmm i see
prophesy of pendor good if ive not played before then? quite like autistic role playing
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>>79490152
your little fucking willy
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>>79490330
yeah its good even if you havn't played before
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>>79490213
https://youtu.be/KQp1ox-SdRI
or do you mean the actual planet crashing video
https://youtu.be/zBWbpFz3wac
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>>79490276
when i was a teenager among my mates getting locked up was a badge of honour. all my convictions are spent now though so i don't have to declare them any more. unless i want to work with vulnerable people, which i definitely don't
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyBpQ547LN8

Jesus CHRIST
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german cretins destroyed london then got merked by ars*nal
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the heart keeps hurting lads

dont wanna go to the emergency center

if i dont post that frog image tomorrow you know that i passed
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is it easy for foreigners to join the israeli military? i really, really want to fuck some of their girls
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>>79490355
ok thanks x
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>>79490403
waheyy smithy you absolute ledge
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>center
FOY
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really like girls with short hair
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsuSTYlvNRY

BUFFETING
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>>79490376
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lads remember to keep posting kev
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oh fu- i misspelled

cent-

*dies from a heart attack*
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>>79489842
know a few drug dealers that use archaic phones like this
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>>79490449
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lads
i remember these threads having 100+ posters in them last year, what happened? where'd everyone go?
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>>79490465
>>79490449
do you think hes a virg?
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>>79490471
we all got qt gfs
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>>79490465
a daring synthesis
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Gonna ruffle a few feathers with this one
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need two or more lads for a circlejerk
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>>79490471
4chan at large is dying
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>>79490403
Never consumed this stuff. Is it just poof juice?
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>>79490486
hate Camden
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>>79490449
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>>79490471
nah, /brit/ peaked at about 95 people last year
having over 50 at 00:30 at night isn't bad at all
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>>79490097
No
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>>79490486
all the uni girls are back in town now and I'm already sick of hearing that "clarrss" accent everywhere

why does every vaugely middle class girl from southern england sound exactly the fucking same
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>>79490510
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>>79490494
I'm in
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>>79490495
>>79490512

was it more popular because of the election and brexit? i've only been posting here for two years so i don't know how many people were posting here in the pre-trump/brexit days
>>
>>79490486
Hate to admit that this sort of lifestyle is common amongst the youth.
>>
is nofap good
>>
need a gatebox gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaNqfykg
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>>79490553
Why tho?
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>>79490486
london is an embarrassment
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oh shi
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>>79489960
happy birthday anon-kun

i didn't do anything for my past couple birthdays either. don't get down about it
>>
>>79490562
I'm not enjoying it
>>
why are android phones now dropping the headphone jack
how do you listen to music
>>
>>79490597
wireless ones
>>
>>79490486
>clarrss
lmao

Also
>these guys look like they got 1 GCSE
I would be triggered if I didn't pity them.
>>
>>79490494
not sure what is more embarrassing, cumming first so you have to wait for everyone else to finish or being the last one to cum so everybody else is waiting for you
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>>79490482
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>>79490597
is this real
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>>79490562
Fapn is good so what?
>>
cat left poo on the stairs and i didn't tell anybody
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>>79490582
Cunts innit.
>>
>>79490597
shant be buying a phone without a headphone jack
bought my last phone in 2013 and it still works perfectly well
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>>79490614
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pooped on the stairs and my neet loser son thinks it was the cat
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>So tell me where do you see yourself in ten years time?
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>>79490638
*does a poo on the carpet in the shape of "FOY"*
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>>79490486
they all look like girl top left
Its nuts
>>
>>79490666
fucking your wife
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>>79490666
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>>79490638
shart on carp
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>>79490666
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>>79490666
Don't know if I'm keen for working with you Satan desu.
>>
>>79490689
>tfw you've posted in a dead mans thread
it's a weird feeling
>>
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Getting dumped tomorrow
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>>79490666
how do you answer these types of questions
>>
>>79490709
great image but I doubt the pyramids were truly that high
>>
>>79490666
probably still in the mirror haha
>>
>>79490723
dump him first
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>>79490748
You do realise they're still standing and they are that tall
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>>79490750
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got an ingrown hair and a nasty spot on my bum

:(

it feels like every time one spot heals, another crops up
i am NEVER going to be comfortable having sex at this rate
>>
dont like this bluetooth music gimmick

headphones are just absolutely runty, awful and autistic in everyway
earphones are awful when they have no cables
>>
hitler was right
>>
>>79490582
mainstream cultural brainwashing + most teenagers trying to conform to ideas because a huge driver of teenage behavior is the need to fit in. so many seem to fit into very similar ways of acting/world views
>>
>>79490666
not only your boss, but the CEO. handling business operations from Mars. billionaire, renown artiste, and top 10 on the eligible bachelor's list. but still no gf, sir. and a virgin.
>>
>>79490709
Hail Radovid V The Stern
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nighty night lads
>>
>>79490793
its good for the speakers in my kitchen when im cooking
>>
>>79490723
>>79490761
This. Preemptive strike via removal of their eyes.
>>
>>79490750
>hmm lets move on
interview is already over
>>
>>79490769
I do realise they are still standing and I know they aren't that tall (the ones that still exist)

by this image he's atleast 200m in the air
>>
>>79490510
>>79490541
top level kevposts
>>
odds sleep
evens wank
>>
>>79490793
Do you blast your music at the back of buses like a hard man?
>>
>>79490821
Blind CUNT
>>
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>>79490821
>by this image he's atleast 200m in the air
explain how you got this number
>>
>>79490797
Yeah, cunts innit.
>>
>>79490846
because he isn't american and can judge metric distances
>>
>>79490666
me: in your chair HAHAHA!
him: ... excuse me
me: ... s-sorry
>>
>>79490831
No i use earphones
dont think your reading comprehension is very good
>>
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tRdBsnX4N4

gonna feel a lot less camp when this song gets fuck out my head. gonna enjoy it for now tho.
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>>79490832
>>79490846

>aztec pyramid 63m wide, base 225m each side
right
so he wouldn't be looking down that steeply on the masses below, and at a height of 63 fucking metres the crowd wouldn't be an amorphous blob of colour

you would easily be able to make out faces and entire figures from that range
you can apologise now
>>
>>79490828
any /cummies/ man in
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>>79490871
>pussy
>>
>>79490886
63m High**
>>
>>79490802
if you actually dared to come in to my office with that snarky, smart-arse comment i might just hire you
>>
>>79490913
>office drone
>>
>>79490886
perhaps he's standing on his air ship
bet you didn't consider that
>>
>>79490886
Mad that blind people can post on 4chan via braille keyboards now
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>>79490932
i'm not sure your reading comprehension is very strong
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Thoughts?
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>>79490939
hol up, wuz the aztecs space travellers n shit?
>>
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>>79490666
>>79490688
>dont say doin ur wife doing say doing ur wife

doing ur.... son??
>>
>>79490887
ye just finished ;o
literally cum all over my belly at this moment
>>
liberalism wasn't really a problem until muslim immigration started happening
>>
>says you get worms in your intestines from standing barefoot on night soil
what, does this actually happen
>>
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>Daily Stormer
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>>79490994
yeah if you're a dog
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ffs
because of this stupid spot im going to have to sleep facedown tonight

and that always gives me lewd dreams and a sore back in the morning
>>
>>79491004
bent twat
>>
>>79490994
yeah, they are called hookworms
you can get them in britain but they are much more common in america
>>
>>79490982
what did you cum to?
>>
>>79490959
banter
>>
had a weird dream where I was watching a film about Timothy McVeigh starring Eminem
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l06KEWCcnQE&feature=youtu.be&t=29m53s
virginpill: was skimming through this video where a dorky kid documented an average friday in his high school in 1990

about 30 minutes into it around his lunch time he starts walking around and just filming girls. and then it hit me. this seems like an innocuous video from start to finish, in reality he was trying to get footage of girls to fap to. he had no internet back them and you see his dad earlier in the video. his dad seemed like a total beta, and not by todays pushover standards but by those days standards. this kids dad seemed so sexually repressed and old fashioned that if his wife found his porn stash he'd probably have a heart attack so i get the feeling there was 0 porn at all in this kids house.


the only time he could get thrills related to girls was at school so he went with his video camera to document as much fap fuel as he could.....
>>
>Xi Jinping fan account run by a catholic transbian tankie

>Grace ~ she/her
https://twitter.com/tankigraci
state of communists
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>>79490959
absolutely despicable
*takes the site down*
*puts pressure on every domain registrar to refuse to host their domains permanently*
*calls up the TOR project folks and demand that they denounce them completely after moving to an onion site*
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>>79491075
state indeed
>>
Make a new you fucking motherfucker fucks
>>
>>79491031
what the fuckkkk i did not know that. that is disgusting
>>
>>79491090
They are currently up on .is
>>
>>79491116
wonder how long that'll last
>>
>>79491075
Why are Americans mentally ill
>>
>>79491035
rather not say if that's alright :S
going to bed now x
>>
NEW
>>79491134
>>
>>79491133
n o n c e
>>
>>79491116
genuinely mad how they've been hounded so much
>>
>>79491059
If I was female and had grown up and gone to high school in america from anywhere during 1990-2000 I feel like I'd actually understand and appreciate buffy
>>
>>79489425
>>79489425
>>
>>79491147
no
>>
>>79491110
they can also go in your lungs, not just your intestines
though generally you don't really need to worry about them
>>
Anyone remember the Cuckio meme?
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