brit

bitch pen

/brit/=/shit/
lmao xD

nice edition, cunt

love twin peaks
love cooper
love coffee

simple as

Stop!
You've violated the law!

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bums

andrew anglin is probably the most scary figure to jews since george lincoln rockwell

babestation

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>have to be up at 11:00 tomorrow

pray for me

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>>79491192
wish we had wrestling like the yankees do tbqh

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anime2

>>79491212
go fuck yourself faggot

hetero thread >>79489425

Did a horrible bloody poop earlier and now I had some rather violent farts. Dread looking at my underpants.

One candle

post some fit birds

>>79491235
shut the fuck up

three simple words:
total aryan victory

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>>79491242

>>79491246
Don't tell me what to do

#BREAKING NEWS

NORTH KOREAN MISSILE JUST HIT HOKKAIDO

>>79491261
Go die in your sleep, bitch

https://www.t-51.com/clare-richards-2017-08-31/

need a cheeky sniff of that fanny crack to lift my spirits

>>79491266
Don't care

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you arrive in wakefield

>>79491265
shut the fuck up, faggot

Time for some Burzum and chill

>>79491266
why didn't america just take out those subhumans in the 1990s?

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>Heathey Heyer was not hit by the car, but died of a heart attack

fat slut

>>79491312
why didn't your mother abort you?

gays

Just looked in the American dictionary and under installing democracy it says bomb the shit out of anything that moves and steal their oil

"great" shitain

crisps

>>79491324
you seen the actual footage of her at the rally? literal landwhale lmao

>>79491293
a chill rises from the soil and contaminates the air, suddenly life has new meaning

>>79491312
they had a lot of conventional arms pointed at south korea which would mean instant death for probably at least a million. This has always been the case

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'Alri

>>79491338
nothing wrong with conquest
the only reason shitskins moan about western imperialism is because they're shit at war, like everything else

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The future refugee gf

>>79491324
Yeah a fat obese cunt had a heart attack due to her poor diet choices and an innocent man is in jail, proper miscarriage of Justice innit.

>>79491362
The ' goes after the word stupid

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZJAtkqiV8U

this is how gay peopled looked and acted before the metrosexual movement

>>79491353
should've gone for it, hopefully it would've culled some kpop nonces and toughed up SK

>>79491266
We'll if by you Hokkaido you mean 2000km from Hokkaido in the sea then yes

But Japan is starting to look like a massive pussy, if France was firing live missiles over Cornwall would we just sit back and take it?

failed nofap lads

proper gutted

>>79491372
What is she doing?

>>79491372
what's wrong with her
>>79491389
it's so easy to tell when people are benders
gayface is real

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MOMMY

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>>79491362

>>79491362
the apostophe replaces the skipped letters

since we've turned "Alright" into "Alri' ", the apostrophe replaces the "ght" and goes at the end of the word
>Alri'

>>79491394
was it a good cum

Interesting greentext story of my day lads:

>watch this fat, disgusting bulldyke blob with a face full of metal studs waddle into bank
>Hear screaming and shouting from this freak two minutes later.
>Bank clerk referred to her as 'she' to her colleague, sending her flying into a rage.
>Smugly remarks behind the glass " Well, what am I supposed to call you? It?"
>Police are called because she wouldn't leave the branch or calm down. Continually threatened violence against the bank clerk until the police dragged her outside

>>79491370
But then they just turn the country into a shithole and all the third worlders flood Europe seeking refuge, maybe this is part of the plan, could someone with Zionist tendencies be controlling the US government. Seems pretty infeasible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZIFFYQvf3s

need an alt right bf x

>>79491381
Don't yanks tie their shoes properly?

>>79491406
>>79491412

About to get put down after failing at her traffic directing job

>>79491432
Seems pretty unlikely

I thought these people only exist on the internet

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>>79491420
>>79491423
what are you two doing over here?

Business Idea: Take out Kim Jong in and his henchmen and then unite Korea as one country again

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>>79491477
Oh hi mark

CHOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni5o54VSZI8

>larp
don't think i've ever hated a /pol/ gimmick more

>>79491510
nothing wrong with LARPing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rl76rTxIyzI

>>79491463
So did I, but they're spilling out into the outside world now. Did you never see the video of Jordan Peterson at the free speech rally outside Toronto university? They're a tiny but incredibly loud minority

>>79491533
i mean using the term "live action role playing" for something that is happening on the internet

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>>79491495
GENUINELY distressed that I won't be able to post inconspicuously on /brit/ with my usual flag a week from now

New girl at work is such a milf, but I don't know her full name yet so I can't creep her fb

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>>79491506
nostalgia'd

Really enjoyed the Clarence Kennedy X Jujimufu collab lads

so have the yanks just sort of given up on iraq now

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>>79491552
Get a proxy or vpn, friend

My post is
>>79491584
and the NEXT post is
>>79491588

>>79491560
WHAT
WHEN
WHERE

>>79491552
get a raspberry pi vpn set up at your parents/friends house and only use it for 4chan

>>79491573
>Given up

They took what they came for a decade ago and left

>>79491552
join le discord

>>79491573
Yeah no more oil left

>>79491584
>>79491588
holy mother of god

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>>79491584
>>79491588

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>>79491584

>aussies are on
comfy hours

>>79491588
Last vlog was posted today on acrobolix, jujis yt channel

>>79491584
>>79491588
whoa...

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Holy fuck this song is an utter TUNE my God

>>79491584
>>79491588
praise kek maga

>>79491583
>>79491594
I'll test the waters with my new flag but should I find myself becoming a /brit/ "personality" akin to thailad or far worse alan I'll consider this vpn suggestion

>>79491601
shan't

>>79491584
>>79491588
so are you like god or something

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>she used a meme angle
FUCK SAKE LADS

why do women do this?

Does anyone remember the Cuckio meme?

anybody remember the cuckio meme

http://www.krakowpost.com/9279/2015/05/how-polandball-can-of-taking-over-internets

ah yes polish news sites

>>79491681
I am merely the lucky numbers man

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creasing

>>79491730
I've heard about licking pussy but this is just ridiculous

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>>79491730
>tfw licked windows as a kid

>>79491709
alri pawel

Got called a racist on tumblr lads

waiting for the twitch streamerfu to go online

Hitler stood up to Judeo-Bolshevism.

Cuckio!
Cuckio!
*Is swarmed by a flock of birds*

>>79491758
what happened lad

>>79491780
the man was a saint

>>79491790
Got called a racist on tumblr

Take me stepbystep thru this vpn business
I am rather sick of the personality treatment
Will it work on my phone

any hymen in

>>79491803
well, were you being racist?

Sleeping in bed without a shirt like a hard cunt lads

Voted yes for gay marriage lads. At the moment of truth, as my pen was about to mark the No box in a bizarre act of cruelty that would have reverberated around Australia and contributed to the homophobia that my fellow citizens face each and every day, my sense of duty and morality intervened and forced my hand to the left.

>>79491817
... VPNs allow abusers to hack your PC ...

>>79491839
dont care

>>79491780
Hitler was a true kshatriya and noble wolf. One of the greatest men who ever lived easily.

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just had a poo. now i need another one.

>>79491844
Swipe down mate I'm warning you

>>79491134
me in the middle
just having fun with the bros :)

>>79491839
hate your guts

>>79491839
god works in mysterious ways

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america is so peng

>>79491826
Closest thing I could think of was saying that Hitler was a man who dared to dream. You know... Treating him like the human that he was.

vpn more like very pooey nigger

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I want Emma to fart whilst sitting on my face.

>>79491839
cretin

>>79491817
yeah phones support vpns, but on android you gotta set a password first. only problem is 4chan have banned most of them

>>79491890
The fucking paki bastards

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8&list=RDQML7ApTdKobtM&index=3

tune lads

>>79491873
>those mchouses

disgusting. not a hint of personality or heritage.

>>79491839
Bender

two vampire elders have been slain

Michael Jackson stood up to stood up to Judeo-Bolshevism.

>>79491897
Baboon nonce

>peng
cringe

>>79491839
*doxxes you and posts your address and credit card details on the australian christian lobby facebook page*

that'll learn him

just realised there's pakis in australia

mad, whites should never have built the airplane, the boat, radio, tv, and so on... it's all being used for their on demise

absolutely adore my cat lads

definitely afflicted with the old 'plasma 'di

4chan: combination of banter with clinical autism
Reddit: combination of normalfaggotry with pretension and pseudo-intellectualism
Tumblr: screeching obese women and demipolyamorous padlocksexuals

Thoughts?

Here is the truth about syria: It's all fake

Obama (deep state zionist puppet) and the CIA (ran by the Rothschilds) created ISIS and then using western media to hype them up (remember how they seemingly came from nowhere and were suddenly this massive danger) when in reality they are nothing more than a bunch of radicalised desert monkeys with 20 year old weapons.

So this threat of ISIS obviously leads to the massive influx of syrian refugees onto Europe and 90% of people support this people of the poor little Syrian children being slaughtered by ISIS (see the photo of the dead baby on the beach which was set up by the media, they placed his body there for the photo, there is evidence) but in reality 90% of syrian refugees coming to europe are men in their late 20s.

Also added to this the heightened threat of terrorism in the west from these refugees which keeps the native population on edge and easier to manipulate. The government can bring in whatever spying bill they like and the vast majority of the population will be totally fine with it if they say it is to halt the terrorists that they happily welcomed into the country.

This is the only reason for the fake syrian war and the zionists win again.

>>79491921
Reasonably accurate lad

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>>79491873
trump's white house on the left

>>79491921
fairly accurate

sick of this fucking constant malaise lads. i have this ominous feeling that im going to die at any moment

>>79491896
u the /fa/ guy?

>>79491917
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pakistani_Australian

>62,000

not sure our infestation remotely compares with britain's

4chan: retarded sub-human degenerates
reddit: supreme thinkers of the new age
tumblr: rebels of todays era

>>79491924
damn
well thats one whole bowl of truth for me
cant wait to tell jodie and the kids about this
always knew this so called "educated" nigger was up to no good

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>>79491921
i always wondered why i keep seeing the same posts every day. i assumed it was bots, but then i realized that i post the same thing every day too...

why wont north koreas embassy respond to my constant letters and emails demanding my family jewels are used as a test site for the next detonation test

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The gf smokin a durrie lads

>>79491835
>>79491835
i sleep naked every night

didn't realise anyone but children wore pajamas

>>79491953
no i don't know what /fa/ is
i just like eurobeat and initial d is all

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>>79491940

Why is society so soft?

thinking about defecting to north korea with australia's military secrets lads

not a traitor just an ardent supporter of global juche, simple as

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>>79491850
>ywn serve in the Sturmabteilung or the Waffen SS

>>79491917
I'm alright with people coming over if they're rich enough to get a plane and skilled enough to qualify for a visa

It's not like there's any way for white countries to remain white anyway, it's impossible with:
-free global movement
-whites being a global minority

It's like shaking a solution until it's completely homogeneous

>>79491987
fuck I really need a cig

been raining horribly all day
irma is hitting my area finally

>>79491996
what colour are your roots?

>>79491998
try my dick instead sweetie

>>79491998
lack of war, growing wealth and comfort

>>79492000
>australia's military secrets

ah yes the intercontiental ballistic wallabee. very impressive

>>79491998
Replaced it with my willy lad sorry

>>79491955
He wasn't comparing it to Britain's though

anyone else get terribly lonely at night

>>79492000
gonna tell em about the attack emus?

>>79492037
literal 10 year old humour

>>79492000
Don't tell em about our nukes, we've worked so hard to keep it secret mate

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>>79492029
>france

*spoon with you*
*keep putting my pecker between your buttcheeks even though you told me not to*

>>79492069
alri broccolibutt

>>79491987
it's called a dart

*Intercepts the North Korean missile*
*Overrides its coordinates*
*Diverts it to Australia*

babestation wank

>>79492093
You've still got a 95% chance of it hitting nothing of worth lmao

>>79492093
*it doesn't have enough fuel

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NEED her to smash my bollocks.

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>>79492028
why are you asking me personal questions

>>79492061
Sorry grandpa
*Proceeds to abandon you at the nursing home*

£1million isn't that much money

half of that would go on a barratt newbuild and an audi a4

>>79492067
lol im actually a 10/10 ripped basque tanned dude

>>79492000
you're not thinking of spilling the beans over the orbital-launched boomerangs are you?

>>79492108
but what about if my tender ballbag was right at ground zero in the vast expanses of the outback

>>79492102
good lad

>>79492118
ever head of techwear?

answer the question

>>79492093
That sounds good.

>>79492108
I'd make that 100%

>>79492108
It's going for Perth

*hangs you by the neck until dead*

>>79492122
>half of that would go on a barratt newbuild and an audi a4

if youre a materialistic hedonistic twat

if you live frugally 1 mil could support you for life

>>79492028
white or asian

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>>79492033
a daring post

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_nuclear_tests_at_Maralinga

anyone remember that time the UK nuked us

not very gentlemanly innit

>>79492155
not really materialistic

a house and a car are just basic necessities for modern life

>>79492138
Was waiting for this, how terribly predictable

yes, yes. that's nice to hear. you raise an interesting point. however, i'd like to see you refut this ;)

*knocks out your lights with a single, thundering right hook to your temple*

Mainly the bit about moderation within Islam. There are plenty of moderate Muslims. They just aren't given a voice because it doesn't fit the overarching narrative.

>>79492147
*A North Korean missile rips through the atmosphere and brutally interfaces with your exposed bollocks at several thousand kilometers per hour*

You are under citizen's arrest, put your hands on the car, and prepare to die!

>>79492158
would volunteer as kasia's personal toilet

>>79492174
it's almost like it's true

>>79492178
How do you turn off lights by hitting my head? I'm not a light switch.

Daft cunt

>>79492169
worth it

>>79492178
*dodges and stabs you in the jugular vein with a pencil*

>>79492171
dont need a car if you dont go to work

dont need a big fancy house if you live on your own

>/biz/ right now

is this your card?

*shows you four of hearts*

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>>79492193
get in line

POSTING IN ALL CAPS LADS

>>79492131
prefer not to say

>>79492189
no such thing m8 they are just sitting ducks for radicalising when islam becomes more prominent

If they believe in Islam and quran in the first place then killing non believers is already implanted into their brain they are just consciously ignoring it

>>79492210
BRUCIE NEED FUCK
BRUCIE NEED FUCK

>>79492190
>several thousand kilometers per hour*
icbms travel at like 18000mph lad, and that's with the engines off after re-entering the atmosphere

>>79492200
wouldn't call barratt homes big and fancy m8

it's like a fucking cardboard box and it costs 300k

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i see your argument and raise you with a ponder

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>If they believe in Islam and quran in the first place then killing non believers is already implanted into their brain they are just consciously ignoring it

I demand sex.

>>79492242
professional beggers make like £2k a day in the right spots

this is why I never give any money to them

>>79492189
>There are plenty of moderate Muslims. They just aren't given a voice because it doesn't fit the overarching narrative.
Oh fuck off, you short-sighted cunt. The Mayor of London is considered a "moderate" and gets plenty of opportunities to have a voice. Maajid Nawaz and Quilliam are too and the Muslim Council of Britain, various Muslim politicians and celebs, etc.

You choose to ignore this because it fits YOUR narrative.

I demand money.

There's LITERALLY no difference between yanks and Aussies 2bh

>>79492210

https://i.4cdn.org/s/1505437120056.jpg

>>79492259
sorry i'm all out

>>79492265
Yeah mate, professional beggars make almost 750,000 pounds a year

mmhmmm

>>79491998
jewish liberal feminisation

Would love to shag a tranny but not a fella

weird innit

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remember me?

>>79492269
australian-american alliance to conquer /brit/ when

racism is natural

Got a degree in professional begging at Oxford lads

emailled Elon Musk requesting that my bollocks be the next landing sight of his reusable atmosphere reentry rockets

secretly hoping the thing topples over and explodes on my spuds desu

>>79492280
yeah they do it's no joke, beggers in london in high traffic areas like tube stations

would ring em all by the neck if I was in charge

just made 750 000 pounds sitting outside greggs

>>79492292
ugh

Put Europeans on an island and they create Britain.
Put Asians on an island and they create Japan.
Put Africans on an island and they create Haiti.

>>79492303
Discarding your opinion

guess what

>>79492298
white people are a minority, we only make up 7% of the world and yet WE are the one who are privileged and you can't be racist against?

>>79492219
Have your or have you not ever bleached your hair?

>>79492322
>white people are a minority, we only make up 7% of the world
fake news

>>79492320
Chicken butt

>>79492313
actually they create america sweaty x

>>79492324
prefer not to say

>>79492314
why? because it's the truth?

you make 10x more sitting begging for 8 hours than sitting in a shitty office

>>79492292
Miss her so much

>>79492326
youre not white, javier

Need a willy in my mouth

Need a girl to give me a blowie lads

>>79492346
>>79492349
:)

>>79492326
how? the only places we inhabit are europe and now half of america and canada and we are getting outnumbered by the day

imagine being white and voluntarily living in london
how much of a deracinated bugman do you have to be

>>79492302
>reentry rockets
pleb tech
UKSA granted me the privilege of having my eggs be the landing site of each scheduled flight of our new spaceplanes

>>79492339
1. You have no way of accurately guessing the annual income of these guys
2. Tell me how a beggar manages to spend 2,000 pounds a day, every day

Test

>>79492359
this is what they want though, they have driven the white man out of london, it's now third world

>>79492366
cheeky

>>79492366
love dikshant, what a character

>>79492272

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1505437460281.webm

*Breaks your didgeridoo*

*makes an overtly racist or threatening post*

haha you're alright mate

*makes a blatantly ironic nonce post*

month ban for you sunshine

really want an arizona iced tea with ginseng & honey
quite parched

>>79492395
hello nonceman

>>79492398
*pumps your throat with my cock*
*fills your tummy with cum*

Not so thirsty now I bet ey poppet

>>79492356
there used to just be deer and natives on america and australia, now they're full of white people. rorkes are dumb

>>79492364
not spend, make from people chucking money down

say if you were in a busy tube station and 200 people went past you every minute and just 5 of them gave you £1 that's £5 a minute, £300 an hour and if you're sat there for 8 hours you would make £2400

these aren't liberal estimates either

why is it so hard to believe?

*walks up to bruce's mom and shows her >>79492418

>>79492378
it's so sad
one day i hope we can take it back

>>79492425
yes because white people expanded and colonised and the jews didn't like that at all

>>79492450
it will be the culmination of the race war, reclaiming london

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imagine this being parked outside your house for weeks on end

the stinky poo of an australian man

1. microwave chicken tenders
2. place slice of cheese on chicken tenders while still warm
3. put on slice of bread
4. cover with another slice of bread
bone appetite :)

>>79492470
would be worried for the kebab man next door x

>>79492432
You know mate somehow I doubt that, for 8 straight hours, 200 people a minute walk past some beggar. Even in the busiest stations. I also know that not even 5 out of 200 give money.

Your maths is fucked. Let's give this talk a rest ey.

>>79492470
the local lebara mobile (just out of frame)

>>79492395
personally report every racist post I see to the met in the hopes that these troglodytes will be locked up and have the key thrown away

love england
love wales
hate scotland
simple as

beggars are actually secret billionaires

*drinks bleach*

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>images.duckduckgo.com.jpg

made a late night snack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XE_4-qQK7Nw

halo 2 is a work of art simple as

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atomic_Weapons_Establishment
no one tell the chinese about this secret factory

*drinks kasia's wee*

>>79492395
'

central london in the ehtnic areas legit looks like downtown nairobi

>>79492549
*phones up xi and tells him all about it*

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>>79492563
Why don't you fuck off back to Nairobi then Mboko

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>>79492515
Literal idiot, there's no way to tell it was us that posted the comment as you're not the only one that uses your IP if you live in a shared house. And it's not directed at anyone, it's only illegal when it's directed at someone personally and hurts their feelings

>>79492533
save this pic as images.duckduckgo.com and doubleclick it in your downloads viewer