dobby edition
proto-grime lads https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7faOF6C8bZg#t=2m00s
literally cannot go back to regular tea lads. been drinking earl grey for too long
new Gibi just in time for beddy bye bye
Any Mao Zedong Man in
who watches the watchmen
taxation is theft
babestation
a house in devon
rate my taste
yellow fever in OVERDRIVE
>feel horny
>grab tissue
>open up /gif/
>lose all interest in wanking
wtf happened
come on ladies
come on ladies
Might do a wank to pretty milfs in latex doing sexy things
sweatshirt should be coming in the mail today
sister let me borrow her clothes
why is charli so pale
does she bleach her skin?
known some mixed abominations with a south asian parent and they've all been brown
clarestation
>>79488039
the gats not even real
need a wee lol a wee wee wee from my big willy lol need a willy wee woo woo willy poo poo willy arse fart poo
how do you get into ASMR lads? seems weird and interesting
or is it only for wizards who want to pretend a girl is really physically close to them?
any kim il sung man in?
>>79488039
Cute
>>79488057
Indians are white
any apocalypse films on netflix?
>>79488005
>>79488039
People with really dark eyes like that freak me out.
boystation
>>79488056
cute
>>79488025
daft bint, this is hate speech against whites
Apparently "Not being told the foodbanks were there" is the only reason why food bank usage has surged from 25,899 to 1,182,954 since 2009. That's the only reason for an increase of over one million people needing public assistance to feed themselves and their families.
What a delightful man he is, letting the serfs band together to make sure they don't starve.
e621
>>79488113
yeah, she looks like a rodent
>>79488056
braappppp
>>79488057
Makes you ponder
watching chemistry videos lads
just knocked this up for charli
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x24lx0b_i-fancy-charli-xcx-boom-clap-april-blue_music
r8
ladstation
>>79488080
I only watch male ASMR
>>79488080
basically yeah only for weirdos who will never get a girl
iwouldn't advise it. seems like a mentally unhealthy practice.. If you want something chill to listen to while you drift off just find a podcaster with a voice that can send you to sleep
I use this guy
https://www.historyofphilosophy.net/
here goes nothing
any latex man in
also tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj1qLbJfmE8
>>79488113
same
god i love being white
had a comfy birthday today lads
im quite happy
I want to go to Bri'un and play up the most obnoxious American stereotype imaginable (loud, obnoxious, wearing an American flag t-shirt).
I really want to see what would happen.
>>79488057
spends desu, I have saw mixed south asian that look white.
>>79488080
It's literally for virgins, thirsty virgins will pay thousands to these girls to make sucking noises in to their microphone
Kinda pathetic, makes me think maybe the free market isn't such a good thing after all
>>79488113
>>79488132
>>79488174
>white people are scared of melanin
lol stay out of the sun pig skin
>>79488071
unironically bouncing in my chair cos I need a wee
>>79488183
I do that by living in a northern European country.
got a sore throat and sucking a lozenge
>he says "lol" and "rofl" irl
>>79488163
>don't use that ASMR, use this ASMR
>>79488164
Kek
>>79488164
brilliant. that's the go-getter attitude we are looking for
>>79488206
get well soon mate
>>79488180
>>79488163
>>79488155
shan't be trying it then
>tfw ardra only uploads on average once per month
>>79488183
salutations congoid
new Nexus/Pixel coming out lads
>>79488204
why not just go
>>79488234
>sadgromit.gif
THAT'S WALLACE
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-41275614
fuck lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Beda3kFNjo
who's on first lads?
>>79488234
nice job being easily swayed by clueless morons
>>79488235
shit tier taste nig
>>79488164
howling
>>79488266
fake news
anime
>>79488266
Oh shit
>asmr
wont rise to the bait
>>79488206
hope you feel better tomorrow pal
>>79488216
yeah but its just a bloke talking about philosophy so its not gay or weird like watching some girl dressed up hissing into the mic and pretending to be your girlfriend
its not really even ASMR, Justgot sick of falling asleep with the telly on cuz bright lights n shit
>>79488253
got to walk all that way
wish the gf hadn't already filled up all the piss bottles
>>79488266
IT AIN'T ME
>>79488164
puttering
Anyone looking to have their boipussy destroyed?
>>79488266
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-41275614
SOME FOLKS ARE BORN
MADE TO WAVE THE FLAG
jpop from 1989
fabulous
>>79488266
THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>North Korea Launches Missile From Near Pyongyang Toward Japan - 10 minutes ago
happening lads
got an ecig to help me stop smoking, but it doesn't hit the spot like a real cig does and i've been smoking it non stop + still smoking normal cigs at the same rate
vapes really are just memes
>>79488266
good its about time this fucking world implodes on itself
don't really get asmr from those shitty videos
but when the IT guy at work comes over and starts telling me how to do stuff in a really soft voice i get those asmrs.
>>79488266
>it's real
oh no
oh no
oh no
oh no
do NOT want to fight in a war
>>79488230
>>79488295
thanks xx
wish my gf would sit on my willy when i need a wee so i can piss into her snatch and she can to to the loo for me and release the piss then
NK fires missile at my bolloks
>>79488299
Post reeks of underage
imagine spending your nights watching spackers whisper pseudo-intellectual nonsense into an oversized mic
>>79488281
reply to me you sexy hot twink with nice ass
>>79488273
thanks for the input, you've swayed me
brb off to try ASMR
>>79488332
and its going to plop into the sea like the rest of them
north korea launches (their fourth) missile. it will be different this time, promises CNN
ITS NOT A HAPPENING YOU IDIOTS, THE ROCKET WILL FALL IN THE SEA LIKE THE DOZENS BEFORE IT
why do i imagine /brit/ lads being cute
very weird and gay and troubling
>le nk does another missle test
it's literally fucking nothing
and nothing will ever happen
gonna tell kim that Theresa May lives in 10 downing street so he knows where to bomb haha xx
NUCLEAR EXPLOSION
FUCK
here we are then....
>start having a wank
>immediately get a phone call
>telemarketer
why
>>79488389
>from pyongyang
>>79488356
post reeks of a devastated virgin who got mad people were talking down his favourite noncey hobby
ASMR is for freaks
>>79488336
the only think worth vaping is weed
>fires missile from pyongyang
>from pyongyang
this is particularly bizarre. thought they were firing them from second rate cities like nampo
>>79488342
Yeah mate you're going to get conscripted
>Japan warns residents to take shelter
don't understand what parts of her story are made up by /pol/ and what is fact
its already fallen in the sea you spastics they dont release news reports as its in the air
mongoloids
>>79488430
whom
can't wait to be creeping through some napalm infested forest in NK, humming "it ain't me" to myself
>ENEMY SLICK INBOUND
>ENEMY CHARLIE SPOTTED
getting a little practice in haha xx
>>79488266
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-41275614
fug :DDD
ASMR is jokes
>>79488416
triggered lol
>>79488266
I'm moving to Japan in less than a week
good timing haha
Absolutely fucking mental
>Broadcasters are failing to represent society, with a lack of diversity among staff, Ofcom has warned.
>Ofcom also said those from a black, Asian or minority ethnic background made up 12% of workers, and disabled people just 3%, despite accounting for 14% and 18% of the general population respectively.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-41265644
>>79488347
can't believe nobody has ever thought of that before
>>79488427
i'll just blow my head off the second they hand me a gun tbqh
>>79488426
means they're very confident it wont explode
>>79488414
NOTHING will happen
screencap this you spastics
>>79488455
ok champ :)
>>79488430
if death is nothingness then living truly is hell
brain level 1: streaming shows
brain level 2: torrenting shows
brain level 3: watching netflix
brain level 4: watching amazon prime LGBT section with 10 minute films included
gf's making me feel bad by being hopelessly in love with me while I just kinda care about her
gonna OD on coke tomorrow, fuck fighting in a war
>is jokes
>>79488266
What will it mean for the anime industry if Japan gets nuked?
>>79488470
reply to me Sexy Boy
will you fight for the glory of nippon?
>>79488461
literally can't turn on the telly without seeing some coon or wog
>>79488461
obvious signs of fetal-alcohol syndrome
typical
>>79488445
NOBODY wants your input
dickhead
>>79488501
raah jog on you wet yewt
>>79488450
>mfw mowing down commie gooks
>>79488489
my mom unironically watches a show called "trans-parent" and my sister watches rupaul drag race. both on amazon
family of geniuses we are
any drumpfkin with buyer's remorse itt?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xw-m4jEY-Ns
post your battle theme for WW3 lads
>>79488531
Cringing at this underage cunt
>>79488556
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptmPpF0I4Uw
>>79488461
what definition of disabled are they using? seems mad to me that they're 18%, nearly 1 in 5, of the population
had no idea that tim was into skateboarding
http://timbyrne.org
>literally can't turn on the telly without seeing some coon or wog
>>79488510
tennou heika banzai tbqh
>>79488556
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L78yVFeyvRo
>>79488495
same
just keep going and see how it goes. sooner or later you'll find something that will make or break the relationship
>>79488543
i stopped watching TV 15 years ago and i'm woke as FUCK
>>79488556
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G4sQQIvR54
>>79488461
>black, Asian or minority ethnic background
interesting choice of wording there
>>79488361
good post
>>79488412
saw a video the other day of some girl having a wank and right when she was about to cum her phone started ringing
I could just imagine the person on the other end waiting for her to pick up but she didn't because she was wanking
To British people with brown, blue, grey, green or hazel eyes, blue is the most attractive eye colour
Blue has become the most common eye colour in Britain, overtaking the traditionally dominant brown eye colour, according to scientists. The researchers suggest that because blue eyes do not improve eyesight, their only evolutionary advantage is to attract more mates; hence becoming more prominent in society. But while attractiveness is a plausible hypothesis for the rise of the blue iris, it has only been conjecture that blue is actually the most appealing eye colour.
Now new YouGov research finds that blue is in fact the most attractive eye colour – not only in general, but to people from the whole eye colour spectrum.
Overall, 34% of British people find blue the most attractive eye colour; scores ahead of brown, on 19%. Green eyes, often thought of as rare or mysterious, are considered most appealing by 14%.
It also turns out that people are not drawn to their own eye to a greater extent than to blue eyes, as blue is found most attractive to people with brown, grey, green, hazel and blue irises.
https://yougov.co.uk/news/2014/09/11/blue-most-attractive-eye-colour/
>>79488495
It's all just chemicals in the brain though
you'll never forget this day, the day you came to hyesan city and fought 1 million KPA gooks.
you'll love the little commie bastards you really will.
these enemy grunts are as tough as slant-eyed drill instructors.
these are great day we'll be living bros, jolly green giants walking the earth with guns.
these people we will waste are the finest human beings we'll ever know. after we rotate back to the world we'll miss not having anyone around worth shooting.
>>79488556
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbS-Zhz31CA
>>79488617
where is htis
>go to fight the gooks in ww3
>get court martialed for calling them gooks
reeeeeeeeeeeee
>>79488620
stop posting pics of yourself love
>>79488556
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo_-KoBiBG0
unironically this
>>79488566
keep chattin you'll get burst with my skeng blud
>>79488556
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzgGTTtR0kc
>>79488641
israel
>>79488571
No idea. Surely not visible disabilities.
to this day I still get occasional texts from my brother telling me how 'youtube is the best fucking thing ever!'
does he spend 11 months the year on the moon or something?
*sprays "born to kill* on my standard military issue helmet*
>>79488629
>>79488635
not a word
>>79488556
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Beda3kFNjo
>>79488556
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ti--P1Zfps
>>79488674
wonder if they let you do this
>>79488634
please god, let this be the start of world war that wipes us all fucking out
>>79488629
>people find brown more attractive than green
>>79488618
It's the BAME thing
would you pay £4m for this?
>The Japanese government says a North Korean ballistic missile has flown over northern Japan and landed in the Pacific Ocean. The government is advising people to stay away from anything that could be missile debris.
*Listens to psych-rock and takes up nonchalantly smoking*
>>79488705
it was in a film so yeah
girl called me a rimlicker for redpilling her on her botnet phone and botnet apps
>>79488447
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/140171093/
https://www.taringa.net/posts/noticias/19975764/El-suicidio-de-Lara-no-es-una-tragedia-ajena.html
>>79488571
suck my dick hot bitch
cant imagine being the type of brainlet runt who is even 1% worried about north korea
>>79488737
shes ugly af
hannah bum
>>79488734
wouldnt everyone do it then
>>79488556
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtXFkctsG6g
>>79488718
Don't have that kinda paper unfortunately
i do road with the bros
Hows the Army shaping up atm? looking forward to telling my grankids about shooting commie gooks but not sure we are gonna be in good hands. Theres been a lot of soldiers persecuted for war crimes lately.
want to have sex 2bh
>>79488736
girls are stupid goys who will never understand the dangers of botnets
WELP
rip Japan
we WW3 now
>>79488718
no
looks like the bastard child of a villa and plantation
>>79488719
remember when japan was a based militaristic society
would've already wiped NK off the map rather than being anime nonces
literally nothing's going to happen, it never, ever, ever does
>>79488556
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Otrf4xmM9Do
its going to suck balls when north korea bombs gangnam guy's house and suddenly the whole planet is under kim il sung see's brutal rule and we're all packing the shelves in tesco like we did as teenagers except only for a living
wubblerblubblers zibbypibblypooooooooooo
Drowning deep in my sea of loathing
Broken your servant I kneel
(Will you give in to me?)
It seems what's left of my human side
Is slowly changing in me
(Will you give in to me?)
Looking at my own reflection
When suddenly it changes
Violently it changes (oh no)
There is no turning back now
You've woken up the demon in me
you guys got me really hyped up so i just signed up for the military lol !
hopefully i wont regret my decision
poo
>>79488818
i do not remember, because that was long before i was born
*applies sanctions*
th-that'll show em.
this white girl too peng
i dont even care if ww3 breaks out im still gonna be blasting fat rails of chang and drinking enough to kill a fucking horse
>>79488737
poor lass
>>79488844
*signs up to the french foreign legion*
wow this place is so much faster than 8ch
its cool
hate the london overground
>>79488628
https://xhamster.com/videos/girl-masturbating-orgasm-interrupted-6172582
>>79488859
10/10 she way too attractive
Whitby mentioned
>>79488266
anyone else find the concept of nuclear war extremely comfy
>>79488794
not well. we keep having all our budgets cut and the money wastage is absolutely ludicrous
>her mother is a street shitting pooskin
baffling
>>79488891
jesus christ
man the harpoons
>>79485594
>>79485818
have you seen a full body pic of her yet?
>>79488908
did until i watched threads.
now i think its uncomfy.
>>79488882
what 8ch board did you come from
Imagine scavenging around in a post-nuclear civilization
Would be pretty cool for like a week before I died
>>79488851
reply to me
say hi
got a fingernail stuck in ma teeth
*apple sandwiches*
th-that'll feed them
>BE THE BEST YOU CAN BE
Moving to the Antarctic lads
ain't no nork ever called me a rorke
Alright dick'eads lets all post our favourite german military marches
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc-DgRO1SrQ
rudeboi you high off of the buju, high off of the white
>>79488794
try not to commit any war crimes and you'll be fine lad xx
here we are......all the lads
living at the end of western civilization
/norkrefugeegf2017/ steaming ahead at lightspeed
>>79488932
good film that, didn't find it as harrowing as the lads over at /tv/ made it out to be, apart from the ending maybe
perro caca
real nigga shit no acting
>>79488925
>mfw all those lonely fat girls that spend all their time in their room rubbing their fannies
>>79488794
shaping up nicely
watching sovereign citizen videos lads
>>79489011
found the concept that it just keeps on getting worse and that the dead were actually the lucky ones harrowing
usually in disaster films everything turns out alright. but threads seemed like a mundane soap opera that suddenly became an unended nightmare with charred bodies and medieval peasants.
Just ate 3 exceedingly good cakes
Having a real tough time of it lads. I need a hug.
>>79489036
do you like whales
https://youtu.be/0B9YrbCfjPw?t=1403
choon
>>79489071
what a coincidence
i want to cuddle someone too
I got boxes of am plus skengs on the block with gunners like arsenal
BOMB HITS NORTHERN JAPANESE CITY
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews
>>79489099
Dubs confirm
i would be totally up for a platonic cuddlebuddy relationship tbqh
shame that IRL the only people who would agree to that are fat uggos and weird creeps (except me obviously i am very attractive AND mentally stable)
hi wonky teeth brits
wew south korea just shot back
all the peng girls over there said they wanna be right here
>>79489135
you been nuked yet you gook fuck
happenings
we should never've given up our independent nukes
it's going to backfire hard one day guarantee it
>>79489135
hi
didnt know you nips had wifi in your nuclear bunkers
>>79489135
konichiwaa wonky eyes jap
alladat alladat alladat
>>79489135
alri tealad
https://youtu.be/wXPtpIeadNc?t=240
>>79489146
I like this slag. Wish she's do porn
>>79489146
PHWOAR
wouldnt mind a bit o that crumpet!
OI OI!
>>79489148
Our nukes are independent though...
who knows who knows who knows who knows
i just go where the trade wind blows
sending love to mi friends and foes
im pleased
to be chillin in the west indies
jah provide all my wants and needs
i got de sunshine rivers and trees
I reckon these might be my new favourite biscuit.
there are more people alive today than have ever died
>>79488266
>Pyongyang will have a walmart by the end of the year
GET TRUMP ON THE PHONE, BOMB THE FUCK OUT OF THEM. SLAY THE MOTHER FUCKING GOOKS, CARPET BOMB AND SALT THE EARTH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
still outside drilling
anyone tried this?
babestation is theft
>>79489226
yes
>>79489226
looks 'ddit.
>>79489226
VERY tempted to get a beer from the fridge after seeing this image
>>79489207
Do you get Tim tams in the uk
>tell the bbc i have a tv licence on iplayer
>don't actually have a tv licence
who here /devilish/
was going to go to bed, but got 2 cans of cider in the fridge, so am going to stay up and see how this NoKo shit plays out (though I know it will lead to nothing as it always does)
>>79489146
NEED a stacey gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wylaItw0nn0
>>79489174
>>79489197
>>79489192
cannot fathom the following
a) how she can find doing that fulfilling
b) how anyone can get off on that
c) why you would have that saved
just got am from the am man
and the white kicks like van dam
want to eat her curry shits and smell her hair every day of the week
this general is full of actual bitches catching feelings
made 6 posts on 8ch
not ONE SINGLE (You) in 15 minutes
if i made those same posts on 4chan i can guarantee id have gotten at least 5 (you)s by now
8ch is shit. SHIT.
>>79489243
is it peng
>>79489174
she gets her fanny out on webcam sometimes
>>79489236
Makes sense.
>>79489144
we already got it 70 years ago
>>79489151
im going to office now
>>79489163
evening, speaking creepy accent brits
>>79489246
Can't say I've heard of them, but a quick Google seems like they're similar to Penguins
>>79489253
got more?
>bing bongs have to pay for tv
why
>>79489255
she did a long video describing how she found out about scat porn and how much she loves it
>>79489296
I've seen a few vids and she never shows her face and the quality is awful.
She needs Danny D's Dong
>>79489285
what board
>>79489322
we dont really haha
only pusspusses do
>in school pipe band
>at hueg national gathering once
>playing Scotland the Brave in massed pipes and drums
>around 200 of us in total
>feels utterly incredible
>all I can think now is how all those patriots were abandoned by the crown
see your face imma concrete that
>>79489305
People like to bite the ends off and use them as a straw to drink tea/coffee
It's called a timtam slam
>>79489305
>they don't have the little ridge
not even worth the few pence i might save on getting them
>>79489304
have a wonderful day at work Yoshimitsu
>>79489304
we're going to war with north korea takeshi
IT AIN'T ME
>going to 8ch
nonce
>>79489232
stole so much spunk from my ballsack
huh
>>79489322
We don't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrNuE1Bg6rc
Good ol' Oldham
everywhere peng tings screaming out gang
>>79489372
>>79489346
nigger
>>79489332
sounds shit
>>79489375
this is a good 50% of the UK
>>79489316
malibustaceydoll insta
>>79489207
like these
favourite biccies have to be caramel shortcakes from aldi though. incredibly peng for some reason.
>>79489407
by area or population?
>>79489375
sounds like a bunch of fucking monkeys "AAHH AHH EEKE EKKE EKK OH OH OH OH". ah yes, """"""""great""""""""""' britian
>>79489375
what do we do about the unwashed masses?
>>79489375
happens all the time on my estate
people from other countries will never understand what people are like here
>>79489418
>>79489427
>>79489434
>>79489375
>white people