/brit/

nig

>>79384405
elf bint

>>79384389
Yeah mate reading books is really childish

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anime

>>79384408
good night

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anime

love the smell of rotting banana, gets my willy RIGHT hard, simple as

>>79384405
notes on a scandal where she fucks a teenager

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anime

>send a girl a message saying "Hey, what are you reading at the moment?"
>she replies with "A message that says "Hey, what are you reading at the moment?""

Ah yes, now I have to decide whether to play along, ignore and proceed normally or critically point out her shit.

>>79384508
tell her to fuck off being saucy and give her a kick in the abdomen.

>>79384405
VERY GOOD EDITION

https://twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/906164315836866560

thegoldenone on the alt-right "I dont want to be associated with people who dont even lift"
how will the alt-kike ever recover?

>>79384469
nonce

>>79384504
why is that cheese sickeningly yellow

>>79384508
ask her what she's doing tonight

she's gonna answer "you" 100%

>>79384552
jaundice

*broadcasts your pin*
*nobody adds you*

loooool wasteman rt..

>No yank gf

End it.

any alt-lift man in?

>>79384608
Hi :3

>wanting a yank """g"""" """""""""f""""""""""""""""
lowest standards I've ever seen

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wife material desu

fucking despise canadians

>>79384552
probably 100% american cheese that comes out of a tube like toothpaste at a factory

>>79384691
I've seen a couple of alright posts lately

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will big ben ever bong again?

>>79384713
never reply to me again

>>79384108
>Barry's
oh i know. i bought that last year.
i imported from iHerb.com, USA.
yes there are many ice tea in here, but you can get it in the UK.
is typical English tea are hot? there are no ice tea?

>>79384676
Fingers always look really creepy when someone takes a shot like that

hmm, did anyone hear that? Haha, sounded like there was a loser *ustralian in the thread. must have been the wind.

>americans were expelled from their own countries like the jews
Give me one good reason we shouldn't genocide them all now.

>>79384710
For some reason I really like that fake plastic american cheese.
It's good for toast

might do a cheeky move to australia if japan doesn't work out

need to leave the country

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Possible thunderstorms tonight lads

>>79384725
is google broke

https://twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/904221323634786304

>>79384757
disgusting taste. sort yourself out

>>79384725

they changed the bongmaker for a call-to prayer booth

actually really entertaining video. did a howl at the girl streaming who had a vibrator under her bed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpyOcPU-o8k

love thunderstorms

maximum comfy

>>79384765
want to grab that cat's jaw and rip it in two

>>79384725
feel like shit just want him back

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>Americat

girlfriend just told me she's a lesbian and was not sure until recently
not sure how to take this lads
did she just wake up one day and be like, nope don't like dixk any more or what

got called a big nigger in kfc

>>79384790
there's no other cheese that melts as good as it on toast or toasties, don't judge I usually use Camembert or red Leicester

Let's warm up

Next post is doubles

>>79384757
Good lad

lots of the common injuries in WW1 people feared more than getting killed

having your jaw blown off for instance

jog on jappy

don't rate doubles

>>79384830
what a fucking nigger

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sue

say something nice about the poster above you

Like I said, warming up!

Next post is TRIPS

>>79384829
>the virgin thought process: the post

nigger, all dykes just need a good dickin'. get to work you low test faggot

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>>79384852
how about the pair in the following post:

got called a coonboy in popeye's chicken

>>79384833
You got the doubles silly numba wizard

Alright I'm fucking done for today

>>79384886
riiight okay you seem like a well adjusted person

>>79384918
haha, loser. gives up on 4chan goals, can't even imagine your failed life goals. Sad!

cringing thinking of the memory I have of sending my ex a message that was meant for my mate that read
"I'm getting her this for Christmas" with a link to a pair of dirty old socks on ebay

>>79384928
might as well buy some hormones and a dress with that attitude and join her. fuck off cunt.

resisting the urge to post negative replies
just going to ignore them

>>79384845
imagining getting shot in the legs and left to bleed out in a crater

>>79384937
why? it was clearly a joke so she should've got it

>>79384937
banter

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living off borrowed time, the clock ticks faster

Why do Jannys delete good threads and yet let this cancer stay?

>>79384964
better than getting shot in the belly and suffering the same I'd imagine

>>79384829
Lel you turned her gay
>>79384971
She was not impressed, considering I forgot her birthday a month before

>>79384974
dyed hair goblins

>>79384960
why are you so angry though?
let's get to the route of the issue.
all this aggressiveness and hostility isn't good for your health

>>79384974
revolting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxOu4tvoqB8&bpctr=1505174388

based lee hah

boardwalk empire has a great character who's a wwi veteran with a blown off jaw

eating a block of cheddar lad s

*notices the fresh tracks in the runt forest*
*throws canuck feed on the trail*
*hides behind a tree*

made some marmite on toast

>>79384993
Fuck janny
I'm Millwall

>>79384989
what's the interest rate like

mum just saw anthony fantano on my screen and swore he looks just like hitler

swear she's getting early 'mentia

>>79384974
>the "i'm 13 and these are my edgy contrarian internet gfs' starter pack
2/10 at best, shant be wanking to hook noses and pancake faces

>>79385022
no it isn't
be quiet

alri lads playing a bit of skyrim again

>>79385031
nice

feel so trapped

>>79385056
She's not wrong tbf

>>79385012
how could you possibly think i'm angry? maybe you're just a pussy

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ1HKCYJM5U

>>79384748
ice tea is quite rare here, the only one you'll find in most shops is Lipton's which is horribly oversweetened rubbish

>>79385066
Pics

>>79385070
unbind yourself and break free
it'll be hard but in the end you'll be happier

whats better a girl who's underage but fully developed or a girl who's of age but looks underage?

>>79384974
>belly button piercing
v traditional

>>79385031
very american. you better play and sing the star spangled banner as you eat

canadian runt thinks hes a hard cunt, in reality he's a softy

Why's the Canuck spurging about cheese?

>>79385014
>>79385007
>>79385057
>he does the virgin post

I have arrived. Good morning lads.

>>79385113
>underaged
>fully developed
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaPepCVepCg

>>79385091
maybe, however all your posts are extremely rude and offensive for no reason
are you okay, is there something bothering you?

>>79384845
just being in the trenches day-in day-out and the misery that entailed probably left a lot more of them completely fucked in the head than the actual fighting and destruction they witnessed

women should be chained to the stove with just enough slack to reach the bedroom

>>79385097
hello ph*neposter

>>79385049
my interest rate in ur posts is 0%

click click

sorry not sorry hun

must be another gust of wind in here, but could've sworn it sounded like a *ustralian runt. Imagination is wild sometimes

>>79385113
I'd fuck the first if I could get away with it

>'
>'e

>>79385113
this is the yank that posts that asian and claims he isn't a nonce btw

>>79385171
Yes hello :3

Bane?

love sexy ladie's me

>>79385160
can't handle the heat get out of the kitchen
here you are >>>/lgbt/

>all the nonces ITT
go back to 8ch sickos

>>79385162
was reading an account of some soldier as he described the bodies becoming one with the mud, and they all had the consistency of camembert cheese, saying he tripped and fell onto a dead guy and his hand just went right through his belly

>>79385172
okay cool you're entitled to your opinion
why apologize if you're not sorry?

>nonce
you smelt it you dealt it you 'once

whoever said the rhyme did the crime

>>79385222
what a waste of digits

moralist cuck

>>79385213
you're not going to go far in life with that attitude my dude

fucking howling at this retarded fucking gook cunt nearly burning his house down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSzsA_JssoM

Gf2018 will be a great year lads.

/noncecrew/

If she's on the clock, she's ready for the cock

how much your income /brit/?

>>79385279
>he acts in real life as he does on 'chan
tis why your butt buddy is gonna munch carpet instead of deal with you all day

>>79385325
32k a year and I stuggle to pay rent and bills

that of the average japanese salaryman desu

>>79385316
hello ph*neposter

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hmm

it's real yank hours right now isn't it

>>79385325
6k a year

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>there's a serial kot killer in Northampton
Sp-oooo-key

>>79385316
she can breath? she can take my seed

>>79385316
if her age is on the clock she wants the cock

reading about my ancestors (celts)

>>79385326
I see, so you're just acting tough on the internet to make up for not being so off the internet?
can't say I'm surprised

>>79385351
not quite yet
all the fruits and nuts on the left coast are still wage slaving away

few more hours

All the single lads, all the single lads
All the single lads

Put your hands up!

>>79385402
*raises paw*

>>79385382
you don't know me, in fact you can't infer anything. I could be alpha chad supreme for all you know bitch. go ahead and be a try to be physiologist now to try and impress /brit/, we're all waiting

>>79385380
are you reading about your ancestors personally or just the celts in general?

welcome to south america

https://m.liveleak.com/view?i=8e9_1467487024

>>79385402
what about the single ladies you sexist

>>79385331
>32k euros
bot bad
how old are you?

i take about 35K euros. and my age is 26.

reading about my ancestors (The Jews)

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contacting metro police as we speak

>>79385382
literally the only reason to go on 4chan is to get away with shit you can't say in real life, it's why it's anonymous and so popular you sound like a fag

>>79385436
Alri Tin.

>>79385427
>liveleak
>phoneposter

kys liam

>>79385444
speak for yourself i come here for the traps

>>79385353
umm what?
6K GBP per year?
are you student?

if she's old enough to read she's old enough for my seed

>>79385429
22, where in Nippon do you live

>>79385463
>>>/b/

All benders out now.

Is the rice wog an actual rice wog or an "English teacher"?

>>79385490
*touches your dick*
make me, shithead.

saw on the archive someone was dissing my area on friday
fuming

>>79385470
no, I dropped out
I live at home and work part-time

>>79385499
Probably an actual one, they're rare but you see them quite a lot on /int/ and they always speak in broken english. I don't know why people think Japs don't come here. It is owned by a Jap after all

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*encroaches on your property*

fresh from the womb? prepare for the spoon'

>>79385499
he's a us marine

GO TO COLLEGE OR UNIVERSITY GET A REAL JOB THATS WHAT THEY SAID TO ME....

just fed chorizo to a fox

most grim and depressing place in the world is /brit/ at 5am

>>79385516
good lad
follow your dreams

>>79385478
>22
>good income
jealous
i live in outside of the Tokyo.

>>79385516
what's your plan for the future?

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>>79385526
alri

>>79385556
Is it nice

*yiffs*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-gpRnquwO8
a wank, perhaps?

>>79385505
archives should be banned, defeats the purpose of 4chan
>>79385534
What was that Yank tripfags name who painted boats in Japan
>>79385556
Are you Hiro? You remind me of him

ufufufufufufufufufu

>>79385524
i think on one level people dont think that they exist or at least cant interact with humans


>>79385534
Arent they all low class trash?

*farts*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKco3o7DUE8
YEEEEAAAAHOOOOOOOOO

>>79385516
it's a good thing for you. ;)

any bojack horseman man in
guess its too reddit for yall

the dementia episode is pretty deep dude...

>>79385596
kamen rider

don't like big bums or big boobs

>>79385628
are you a quare

>>79385596
not especially bothered

just blew my load, off to bed now

cya fags

>>79385596
Hiro? i dont know him.

>>79385567
don't know

huehuehuehuehue

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>>79385616
>>79385646

do primitive tribes in places like the Amazon or Borneo etc have a similar concept of the passage of time like we have? like do they have a mathematical frame of reference similar to our D/W/M/Y system? do they know or even care whether an old warrior/wise elder of note in their tribe lived 50 or 150 years ago?

>grabs beer and resumes JRE podcast

>>79385646
is canadian semen extra sweet and viscous from the maple syrup?

does no one here remember the US marine's name living in Japan who was a tripfag on /int/
one of you must remember his name I completely forget
>>79385654
Do you use 2ch

Love big boobs, love big fannies.

>>79385666
dont know lad

>>79385666
Probably, aztecs had a calendar who were basically those type of

>>79385669
yes he was called strawboss or something

>>79385507
>fake tits

gross

>>79385681
t. Fat nigger

>>79385690
aztecs=/= amazonian tribespeople

Just realised I don't have to wash my hair now I can do it in the morning

EU repeal bill just passed lads
no more EU regulations destroying this country

>>79385709
Not a nigger. I am 73kg actually.

love BIG FAT JUICY ______

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*points at you*

33 year old woman asked me out, I'm 19.
anyone have experience with older women and is 14 years age gap weird?

>>79385742
skeleton or manlet

>>79385752
dubs

>>79385755
talentless hack

>>79385759
yes its weird

>>79385669
ah Hiroyuki, he is 2ch and 4chan administrator.

>>79385759
post pics, only weird if shes ugly

someone get rid of this japprox already

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>>79385777
never once heard a single one of his songs
he makes me chuckle for some reason

>>79385759
age doesn't really matter along as she's fit, if so, ragdoll the fuck out of her

https://youtu.be/xA85LVmqg0M

BASED david mitchell

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Does Britain have an organization where they stick a bunch of gender segregated kids in the wilderness and teach them survival skills/ethics while making them wear faggy uniforms and introducing them to the opposite gender's troupe at age 12-13ish where lots of awkward first kisses and sexual encounters occur?

SPOOKY CLOWNS SCARE ME!!!

>>79385836
yes

>>79385848
That's not a clown, that's your mum XD

PRIMUS SUCKS

>>79385759
if an attractive 30 year old asks an 18 year old out then that's perfectly fine and acceptable
if however, a fat ugly balding creeper asked an 18 year old out, then that's just weird and unacceptable

love big jubblies

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got a cold coming on

>>79385890
what flavour

how do i learn english and fix bad accent?

https://alboenews.net/2017/09/11/breaking-explosion-reported-in-manchester-england-area/

>>79385836
scouting was literally created by a brit you absolute inbred yank mong

>>79385857
how popular is it? just about everyone in my area think that if you dont put your kid through it they will turn out to be a serial killer

>>79385833
Unironically a decent outlook

>>79385931
semi popular, everyone knows someone who does/did it but most people don't

>>79385714
Did I say that? All I implied were that they are the same primitive people

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worried

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBfs14p0COY

lad at work made air-quotes with his fingers while SAYING 'quote' and 'end-quote' in conversation

needless to say there was blood everywhere

>>79385958
shut the fuck up you stupid cunt

>>79385960
I'd give her a proper deep bang

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>>79385915
popular culture makes it out to be largely an american thing chang

love bums

Genuinely just saw a UFO, green light doing weird formations in the sky.
Not implying it was aliums though

Listening to Sam Harris lads. Third eye is all consuming

>>79385993
that doesn't change anything
>chang
not an argument cleetus

>>79385960
nice could do with a good happening, feels like its been ages since we've had some good news

>>79385993
Good god fuck off yank

Genuinely just saw a UFO, green light doing weird formations in the sky.

>>79385960
didn't hear anything

>>79386009
>Sam Harris
lmao

>>79385983
Not my fault you're illiterate

>>79385993
He's from Alberta. He's no Chang.

>>79385993
No....not really, its just the american version is so obnoxious that it gets into american media , well actually everything gets into american media, any and everything to do with america gets into american media and is trumpeted around in a never ending circlejerk either of approval or condemnation.

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>>79386011
>>79386016
*remains in your thread*

>>79386030
Your third eye is stapled shut lad

Pleased about the vote
Now having a huge poo

>>79385836
Boys Brigade I think and it teaches them christian morals

>>79386025
Maybe if you'd turn down your JAV double fisting porn, you can hear when your city's getting blown up by smokers.

>>79386057
What vote?

>>79386031
did I say you could reply to me?

hi
please can someone threaten to punch me with their threat beginning with the words: 'Now you listen to me'

>>79386067
Eu repeal bill

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At the farmer's market with my so called girlfriend
She hands me her cell phone, says it's my dad
Man, this ain't my dad!
This is a cell phone!

I threw it on the ground!
What, you think I'm stupid?
I'm not a part of your system
My dad's not a phone!
DUH!

>>79386068
Silence, John

>>79386081
whats the context

>>79386081
Now you listen to me: if you don't get the fuck out of dodge, I'll shove my knuckle sandwich so far up your ass you'll be tasting red for a week.

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WEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NOW

>>79384452
Haven't read no books since I were 12.

Learnt to read good from the interwebs.

>>79386081
hello
sorry I'm a pacifist I don't believe in violence
have a nice evening

>>79386121
Why?

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>>79386112
No, YOU listen to me. While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the fact is that I am a naysayer and hatchetman in the fight against violence. I pride myself in taking a punch and I'll gladly take another because I choose to live my life in the company of Gandhi and King. My concerns are global. I reject ABSOLUTELY revenge, aggression, and retaliation. The foundation of such a method... is love. I love you, yankee.

2bh there IS something more hilarious about images of black people overreacting to things than other races haha

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/09/11/easydns_wont_register_white_supremacist_site/

the powers that be really don't like the stormer do they

NEW

>>79386153
>>79386153

can't wait for electric cars to become the norm

>>79386066
smokes?
what?

it was probably just a gas explosion or the usual gang violence

>>79386081
Now you listen to me you limp dicked lower class crooked nosed, club footed shabbily dressed cretinous malodorous stultifying assemblage of god's cast off creation, that was my sausage roll.

>>79386146
I ain't never been much the kind for book learn'n. Learn my life lessons out on the river, whereabouts I make a darn good livin' rafting folks down.

once drank a diluted solution of the most bitter substance on earth

it was really bitter

>>79385427
>The two prisoners, identified as 30-year-old Hugo Diaz Victor Zapata and
25-year-old Jesus Enmanuel Marchan, purportedly killed a 7-year-old boy
that they'd kidnapped on May 7th.

>They were tortured with molten plastic dripping on them before being
forced to eat their own fingers. One, seen in the video, eagerly eats
the severed fingers from his own disembodied left hand.

based sudaca justice

>>79386081
now
you listen to me

I will punch you