shilling OC edition
That image is unrealistic. Most places that deliver don't deliver to nog neighborhoods because of the risk of the drivers getting mugged.
>>79366386
Even the nogs who don't live in nog areas don't tip.
not a fan of that cat
>writing a personal narrative about my dog dying and being put down
is this weird
>>79366386
Went to Camden once and they had dominoes with delivery m8
Getting really booty bother than I can't post in /tv/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vj3a3D6p5Es
hurricane is a fuck
>visiting /tv/ for anything other than KOTH and THICC threads
>>79366638
I got for MDE and politics
>>79366466
i'm getting teary eyed when typing this sketch holy fuck
>>79366624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Otxtic89zo4
god doesn't real morty
Interview in an hour buds
Fucking just want a job jeez
Hmm...
How was everyones morning?~
>>79367666
not gonna tell you.
Msia! What a cutie
>>79367653
good post
>>79367666
pretty fuckin shitty
no power for 12 hours and severe winds/rain making me stay inside
just got power back tho
The guy who's in Italy should visit my ancestors Homeland of Sicily
>>79368653
I intend to visit everywhere I can
except Pisa. And maybe Naples. Heard its kinda sketchy
Using the word "cuck" as an insult is rude and narrowminded. Stop the cuckold shaming!
>>79368727
If you do go, visit Messina and Ragusa
desu baka senpai kek
Pewdiepie said fucking nigger
>>79368933
why does /v/ and everyone suddenly care
are there mexican restaurants in spain?
>>79368957
because he has 20 million more subscribers than my country has people in it. Normies are outraged.
Reminder to let the janny know when denmark is misbehaving
>>79368933
about damn time
>>79369005
>normies are outraged
doubtful
it's the same tiny group of socjus crazies that get outraged over every perceived racial slight
>>79369005
>>79368957
he's just jumping the whole alt-right edgy bandwagon like jontron did
>>79369180
>doubtful
https://twitter.com/search?q=pewdiepie&ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Esearch
>>79369266
thanks for sharing?
>>79369320
weird? Just look up pewdiepies name on the twitters
>>79369320
unironically works for me :)
>>79369266
>ARE THERE EVEN BLACK PEOPLE IN YOUR CITY
wow black people have too high self-esteem. They don't even realize that literally nobody wants them in their city. They actually think they're some kind of cultural blessing to wherever they go.
>>79369361
https://www.tweet247.net/australia/pewdiepie
not seeing it, bud
aside: got a filtered (You)
@79369533
fuck y-you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPeFvYQvLy8
so this is the power of british music
holy fug this new bombstrap video is pretty good
>today is 9/11
>not one country has come to /cum/ to apologize
fucking disgusted with the rest of the world
*highjacks airplane*
*dies*
*Invades Afghanistan*
>knee and leg hurt for no reason today
>head just started hurting like crazy for literally no reason
going to be one of those days buds
*dies for israel*
>tfw no qtpi jewess gf
*Mentions that the hijackers were from saudi arabia*
denmark please go to /pol/ if you want to talk about politics, thanks.
>>79370594
hehe
got a haircut
sisters birthday today - can't wait to celebrate and eat cake
but the other anons here are talking about politics? why only me?
Because you're a foreigner after all
The same reason you will see foreigners who break the law on the news more frequently than natives. If you come here you are expected to do so while following the rules.
rude......
>New Hampshire Cops Silent After White Teens Attack 8-Year-Old Black Boy
>An 8-year-old Claremont boy had to be flown to Dartmouth Hitchcock Medical Center after an older teenage boy allegedly hung him from a tree by a rope placed around his neck
non-whites dont go to new hampshire
>>79370719
what are you talking about?
>>79370852
wish "non-whites don't go here" was the normal reaction
>>79370852
new nintendo direct hype
>>79370852
Hopefully this can become normal again
Theres giants doin cartwheels, Statues wearin high heels, lookit all the healthy creatures dancin on the lawn
>nintendo
BING BING
WAHOO
hey janny!
someone needs a time out
um denmark we have multiple boards dedicated to video games if you would like to talk about them. Thank you.
flying to Mexico City on Friday
going to hang out with Cara
>>79371116
but why tho?
do you guys poo at work?
>>79371116
good
i need a friend
>>79371191
if i need to
Spics can't be American
>>79371163
I feel like we would be good friends if we knew each other irl
i went out today and there ar so many flags
independence day on friday
i think i need a new jacket
is never a bad time to post this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NecoBo0BhEk
>>79371283
I don't want to be american
>white women were given freedom
Who's the genius who came up with this?
>>79371497
post pikachu kid
>>79371642
60 million of your Countrymen disagree
>>79371659
some scandies in the 7th century
oh don't tell me theirs a board for fashion, idiot
>>79371686
gonna repost it since I only got like two (You)s.
My friend got friendzoned last night.
>got this chick from his econ class' number on Friday
>been texting up a storm with her all weekend with hella bantz
>got a mini-golfing date set up
>tonight she asks him if her roommate can come along
>he's hesitant, but he says, "sure, she can come."
>her roommate is a dude (childhood friend, but a dude nonetheless)
>my friend apparently never made it clear he was looking for a gf and not just a friend
>explains his intentions and said he thought this was a date
>she accuses him of "making it weird"
>>79371687
All of them are saying I really want to be american?
Go tell em that aint tru and that they kys selves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkqiC4KPeDs
>>79371852
i laugheed just looking at the pic
>>79371852
I say this but to no avail, they want to amerisharts real bad
>skipped class today
>still haven't done the laundry
>>79371852
theyre dreamers you fucking racist
>>79371953
Code word for ilegal spics
>>79371948
>>79371994
OK mister alt-reddit
>>79372000
this pepe, hahaha
californians are criminals
Boys, wish me luck. I'm about to try to get a girl's number before class starts in half an hour.
hope nobody asks for my number when my class starts
>>79372180
tell her you always wanted to have sex with a disgusting pig
>tfw depression goes up magnitudes when my dogs aren't around
>after countless lists where America is #18 or 25 or something I found a list where America is #1
HAHAHAH HOW CAN OTHER COUNTRIES COMPETE AMERICA #1
>>79371834
sucks for him. maybe he'll understand a woman's intentions better now, and not become a beta orbiter
>>79372332
If you think about it
it makes esnse that a country with a bad school system thinks htey are good at it.
What do you watch while you post on /cum/? I watch kitchen nightmares
>>79372332
>>79372441
whites in america are ranked around ~10, so their confidence isn't entirely misplaced
blacks are retarded, so they have the whole dunning Kruger effect
>>79372441
Shut up Cara pay for the wall already
>>79371764
why are you so sad
>>79367648
well that was ok i guess
if i dont hear back from them by the end of the day though i guess its time for a 'cide
>>79372501
watchin' this right now
https://www.twitch
.tv/kiwo
GAYS ARE SUBHUMAN
>>79372709
im too col to smile
you already know this
>>79373104
what if cara tells you to smile?
>>79373104
right i forgot
>>79372501
i peruse bandcamp for new music
Reminder that being sick doesn't mean you can't masturbate
being on nofap means you can't masturbate
>>79368933
dab on him
come in /cum/
to the other italian flag ITT: if I ever see you irl you better run boi
>>79373337
nofap is a shitty meme
You're meant to masturbate
>>79373430
roger roger, arbys. over
>>79373537
not to pornography, and not repeatedly
>>79373552
the owls will hoot at midnight
>>79373634
Skyking. Shifting to second gear. Burners is hot. won't wake the baby
>>79373552
Roger? like Roy Rogers? Their burgers are nothing special but their barbecue sauce is fucking excellent
>>79373594
who says?
*rubs feces in your eyes*
do love Japan?
yes, it gets me through the day.
>tfw no American gf
>>79374389
tfw no finngol gf
>>79374544
They're very easy for American men
>>79374591
i said gf not a lay from the bar
will they move back to the states with me??
NO!!!!!!!!!
>kids crying in the library
ah yes
>love japan
i loved it on August 6th and 9th 1945 for a few milliseconds each day
>>79374389
yo yo neeger yo muderfugger
>>79374769
what the fuck did you do to them?
>>79374769
Are they mullatos? Whenever I see a kid misbehaving it's usually a mullato with a white single mother
>1/4 of a million people dying is funny le funny
>>>/b/
>>79374903
anon, who are you quoting?
are lefties still trying to force "piss boy"?
>>79374723
Nigga, how delusional you are? Half of the females would move to the States with you. Especially the educated ones.
>>79374810
I don't speak Canadian
>>79375050
haven't heard it in a while, so i doubt it
>>79374864
none of your fucking business
>>79374893
think they're wh*tes, cant see them though
>>79374990
>>79374794
he's joking about hiroshima and nagasaki
>>79373486
exceptional post
Don't think I'll make it to the end of the month lads
>>79375144
stop making them cry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1b2hbY4PbSQ
le reddit
le 4chan
can someone link the /cum/ discord plox
thoughts on these penguins
>>79375733
why would you want to go there
>>79375733
>>79375773
https://discord.gg/XBp7hg
:^)
>>79375773
curiosity
>>79375793
not that one
>>79375756
i'm thinking they're not penguins
i keep farting and they smell like poop
>being in an exlusive relationship with 1 (one) person
Cuck (cuckold).
what the fuck else would it smell like?
>>79376153
fart plz
I want to be involved with a man
bit gay
going to go get a cup of tea, and buy some fruit at the grocery store just nearby.
When I'm fuhrer all of you are going into the gass chambers
A bit of gayness never hurt nobody
>>79376341
just make sure to use this guy >>79376153
for the gas supply
>>79376337
What fruit?
>>79376182
The word cuckold has lost its meaning
>>79376408
Cucks really hate being called cucks
>>79376388
umm you don't get to tell me what to do
(will we be gassing jews??)
Charls: Hey, have you seen "Dunkirk?"
Female: Yeah.
Charls: What did you think of it? Did you like it?
Female: Yeah, I liked it.
Charls: So it's good?
Female: I liked it, but I didn't really get it.
Charls: So it's really good.
*end of scene*
que pasa?
>>79376398
thinking bananas... maybe an apple...
if i see something else that looks nice ill get that.
somebody
BE MY FRIEND
*becomes cara's worst enemy*
*remains a distant acquaintance*
my uncle took this picture
>>79376944
doubtful
>>79376530
t. Cuckposter
>>79376828
im like the only person in this general that likes you
my uncle took this picture
the yellow and the black is vocabulary i have to learn. i've spent about a month on this so far
>>79377045
so now you can read anime?
are you trying to neg me?
>tfw fastest growing economy in north america
>>79377273
absolutely based
hope dunkinlad is ok
hope the dunkin donuts didn't blow away and he still has a job
>>79377167
i still have some ways to go to be ready for my test.
>>79377452
Hospital-kun :)
>>79377502
t-thurston?
im wondering if average people like you guys know what my pin is.
>>79377718
yes, pikachu.
>>79377781
oh cool, close enough.
time to start dieting again
>tfw sunk low enough to apply at tim hortons
>>79377855
is that a real pokemon? why do they keep making so many bootleg versions of pikachu?
>>79377947
Mimikyu lives its life completely covered by its cloth and is always hidden. People believe that anybody who sees its true form beneath the cloth will be stricken with a mysterious illness. People in the Alola region are convinced that you must never try to peek beneath its covering. Mimikyu’s health fails when it’s bathed in the rays of the sun, so it prefers to stick to dark places. It’s rumored that the reason it covers itself with a cloth is to avoid sunlight.
The rising popularity of Pikachu-styled merchandise around 20 years ago is the reason that Mimikyu makes itself look like Pikachu. In fact, this Pokémon is dreadfully lonely, and it thought it would be able to make friends with humans if only it looked like Pikachu.
Mimikyu has the Disguise Ability, a new Ability that no Pokémon has ever before possessed. The Disguise Ability allows it to escape damage from an enemy’s attack just one time, and then its appearance changes.
>>79377718
Mimikyu, my favourite fairy type
*performs the Latvianon summoning ritual*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcgTo2VbfmY
I preffer titties
>>79378584
This one's got a good head on his shoulders.
30 billion could end world hunger
Yet whites spend 30 times that money on war.
Let that sink in.
I prefer slants
>>79378661
do they show their work at all?
wooow
so deep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbWeYjvAT-E
>>79378661
wonder how much it would cost to do nothing and let them starve
hmmmm
what is your opinion of gays?
>>79378729
OFc glenn beck is a muse fan
>>79378986
not welcome (unless theyre female(female))
>>79378987
Here matt bellamy explains us the intricate complexity of trade and immigration in the european union
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uBK5kvakD8
(i really like this song btw)
>>79378661
WTF AMERICA IM HUNGRY FEED ME
>>79379027
*female(male)
>>79378986
dont care as long as they don't touch me
>>79378986
AIDS monkeys
Who even buys Macs anymore without being a programmer?
>>79378661
>defending yourcountry is less important than feeding the literally whos from some other country
>>79378986
Traps are great
>>79379249
basic bitches and other status seekers
pumkin spices
so nice
>Traps are great
>I'm a woman trapped in a man's body
>>79379249
>>79379310
my sister's work friends called anythung that wasn't apple a pleb phone/computer
im a lesbian trapped in a man's body
don't get what everyone else's problem is
a skeleton is trapped in my body
>google a character
>get introduced to countless spoilers
Please kill me
>>79379530
happened to me with shirley and Code Geass
fuck google
It's 2017
Traps aren't gay anymore
>tfw never bothered by spoilers
russia did 9/11
>>79379601
it was never gay
>>79379601
it's 2017, being a trap loving faggot isn't a bad thing
why are you trying so hard to deny it?
>It's 2017, Traps aren't gay anymore
>it was never gay
>>79379600
Is there life after getting major plot points spoiled?
I found out that Shigaraki is related to _________ and he serves __________ who has a connection with ____________ and now I want to kms
>using the same image twice in one thread
pathetic
>what are you looking at, boy?
>pathetic
>>79379763
her booty
>>79379763
that weird red thing on the door behind you, cutie ;)
Wan't sleep yet
>>79379763
Too sweaty, looks like she smells
>too sweaty
>all the women trying to be miss american are generally 7/10s at most
>[spoiler]north dokata won[spoiler\]
terrible timeline
at least it wasn't a brown person this time
>>79379826
isnt that kind of stuff illegal here
>>79379814
>>79379835
homosexuals
>>79379763
elbows too pointy
2/10
>>79379882
Should be illegal everywhere
>>79379835
>he's never made a girl sweat before
what ahve you done with your life?
>>79379892
I just can't find myself being attracted to that, she looks like she smells bad
>>79379826
me on left
>>79379882
Who cares?
>>79379974
I bet she smells like sex
>>79380008
Sex smells bad unless you're involved in it
>>79380001
do NOT lewdify momoji
>>79380065
You would know cuck
>>79380001
I assume interpol or Carabinieri will burst through my window
WHO /GREEN/ HERE
>>79380129
I don't get it
>>79380091
>implying sex smell doesn't linger
>>79377540
Yeah :)
>>79380087
sorry it's my hobby
>>79380211
neither do i
>>79380211
>>79380260
Mexico sucks
>>79380087
https://discord.gg/aEcAEM
>>79380275
is a real funny pic isnt it
the first time i saw it i laughed really loud for like 15 minutes
>>79380211
Where can I buy an octopus?
>>79380286
i dont have discord on this computer also i have to leave in like 15 minutes
>>79380319
its just like my chinese animes
Unironically grew out of racism
>>79380226
>implying that doesn't make you a cuck
i never tip. its not my fucking problem the dumbass collage kid didnt go into retail
gf is bringing barbecue for dinner buds
>>79380226
>implying that somehow proves me wrong
>>79380396
I only tip the old man that brings me my chinese food, everyone else can fuck off desu
>>79380396
retail's actually pretty comfy if your coworkers aren't assholes
>mom asked how classes were
>didn't actually go to class
>>79380381
>have sex with girl
>sleep in bed after
>smells like sex and you want to light a candle
Hmm
I ordered some shirts like 3 months ago off of Amazon and they still haven't come
>gf
>>79380421
>>79380469
>>79380484
Did you send them to the right address? Otherwise at this point just get your money back and try somewhere else
>>79380396
I tip them based on how much time I stayed
unless they suck at their job
then they get nuffin
>>79380439
exactly. why the fuck anybody goes into food service i have no idea
>>79380511
>>79380532
tbf sometime that's the only job you can get at the tiem
>>79380451
Go to class
>>79380396
>>79380421
Literally end yourselves you selfish, greedy assholes>>79380532
>won't tip because they went into food instead of retail
>could have shopped for his own food isntead of going out to eat
Retarded
>>79380525
Yeah I did I ordered a bunch of other stuff at the same time and got delivered with no problems
>>79380531
why? its their job to provide good service, i shouldnt have to reward them for it each time they do their job correctly, its not a fucking daycare center
don't like to tip and i try not to
i tip at the bar tho
krautchan is kill
>>79380594
t. pizza boy
get off my property before I report you
>>79380611
maybe someone stole your package
>>79380621
But they get paid less than minimum wage so it's the courteous, decent thing to do
Only niggers don't tip
>>79380594
kys commie scum. you dont deserve a reward for doing your job correctly
>>79380666
the more people that stop tipping, the sooner they will be paid a real wage
>>79380666
>it's courteous to give people your property for free
quit being an entitled nigger
if they don't make minimum wage off tips, their employer is required to compensate them
if they're working a minimum wage job, they're either a retard or a child
>>79380666
>w-why arent you being nice
I pay for my food, and a delivery charge, I don't have to supply the majority of your paycheck too
go get another job hippie
>>79380707
You deserve to get paid a liveable wage for doing your job correctly. That means you tip them because they earn less than minimum wage.
>inb4 it's not my fault they won't pay them more
I know, but that's how it is. If you don't tip then don't fucking order pizza or eat out. Make your own food.
>>79380727
this. its not my fucking problem that theyre not quitting their shitty job that dosnt pay them well
LA DIADA
>If you don't want to tip you don't dserve to order food
enjoy making no money then
NEW NEW
>>79365421
>>79365421
>>79365421
NEW
>>79380767
>you deserve to get paid a livable wage for doing your job correctly
wrong. you deserve to get paid however much your labor is worth.
if your labor is worth less than a "livable wage" get some skills
>>79380762
I work in food but I get paid enough to not get tips, so this doesn't apply to me. My point is fucking don't eat out if you don't tip.
>>79380768
Kys
>>79380662
I hope not. I'm gonna contact them to get my money back
>>79380819
What?
Let the people that actually tip eat out, learn how to cook for yourself
>>79380844
if you want minimum wage find a better job. its your bosses job to pay you well, not mine
>>79380844
but why is it my problem if they voluntarily work a shitty job?
>Kys
>>79380844
>>79380880
Explain to me why I shouldnt order some food if I don't tip the delivery person
My money goes to the store, you know, the people that actually prepare my food? If they don't pay you enough, cry to them
>>79380901
>>79380891
Who else is going to work that job? Someone has to fill the position
>>79380927
>I work for peanuts because someone has too! Now gib more money!
>>79380927
not an argument, the restaraunt will pay as much as needed to get workers in the labor market
>>79380914
kys
got a filtered (You)
>>79380927
if everyone quits, then restaurant owners will know that need to pay their employees better, the ones that dont, go bankrupt and end up homeless. win-win
>>79380927
>someone NEEDS to do this job
>which is why they pay me in spit and mean looks
not convincing
>>79381002
the thing is, they DON'T need to pay their employees more because any retard off the street can carry food from the kitchen to tables, and write down someone's order
>>79381094
then by that logic, why the fuck should i pay them for that?
>>79381094
yes and if that guy on the street can't get a better job it's their problem
no sympathy
329
>>79381135
i'm not saying you should
>>79381159
idiot
itt fat neets think they're better and more valuable than delivery boys
>>79381203
t. delivery boy
>>79381203
this fat shaming attitude is why you don't have a gf
>>79381238
i don't want a fat gf
>>79381203
>ITT dumbass delivery fags thing theyre better than everyone else and deserve reward for doing their job correctly
>>79381257
no gf wants a meany poo boyfriend
>>79381203
i am better and more valuable because i am paid far more than one.
if i were less valuable, i would have less value. QED
336
>>79381302
wrong
>>79381313
nice guys finish first
>i am better and more valuable because i am paid far more than one.
>if i were less valuable, i would have less value. QED
>>79378661
Non whites Don't deserve to eat.