/brit/

NEED british bf

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anime

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sue

capitalism cannot deal with ever increasing automation FACT fucken idiots

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thoughts on David Bowie's eyes?

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*enters thread*

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off I go to get the night's booze, which I will be consuming alone

how the fuck is robert mugabe still not dead

Need my haircut lads. Can't decide which of the 15 barbershops in the high street to go to

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asuka

>>79371887
go to a white one

i love being white

>>79371870
he drinks the blood of white people

>>79371865
have the same pupil issues as he does, but when I had a head injury mine stayed normal size, so I only look brain damaged when it's dark or I'm pinging
shame, could have been supreme aesthetic

>>79371811
was taboo good or shit

Is there a better representation of Britain than youtube videos of northerners verbally abusing tv license enforcers?

>>79371870

rich nigger

want to start drinking to get my tolerance up but don't want the calories

>>79371931
Good

>>79371959
vodka

>>79371959
vodka

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>communism you spastic. how do you think capitalism will survive when 0.1% of the population own all the machines doing all the work? it wont last

>>79371973
even pure alcohol is really caloric

>>79371897
good post

spent £4 on cocaine this weekend im out of control

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>>79371897
a cyka

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desire to go to Prague last-minute this weekend, but my mates are being flaky and the flight price keeps fluctuating

>>79372003
yeh ok thanks

>>79371833
>>79371897
sorry but it's bait u boys are from /bleep/

>>79371870

post old people
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freeman_Dyson

>>79372021
Budapest is better

>>79372010
surely girls aren't retarded enough to fall for that
>>79372021
why not get a motorcycle and ride across europe to go there. save money on a flight

>>79371897
dont like her and dont like evangelian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIpEbO-M6bY

AYO HOL UP

>>79372052
doubt vapid roastie sluts have the brain capacity to read past the first sentence

>>79372052
>surely girls aren't retarded

stopped reading there

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>>79372019
never spoken to a Moroccan person before

>>79372046
difference in flight costs won't make it as good
>>79372052
dumb yank

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Hey /brit/.

>>79371865
>thoughts on David Bowie's eyes?
Worlds within whorls.

https://vimeo.com/49664066

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>>79372084
me neither

>>79372115
BUUUUUUUUURP *shits on the floor* btw god's not real (((morty)))

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>>79372057

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Tim is in Oxford again

funny how none of the capitalist drones itt have any rebuttal. another one in the bag I suppose

I'm a 25 year old male, working a standard manly job digging holes and laying pipes and such. When I'm not at work, I drink and smoke and generally act like one of the dudes.

But, when I'm alone, I crossdress, and fuck me if I don't pull it off. Good genes I suppose. None of my friends or the other dudes I work with have any idea. I've never worn shorts around them and I never take off my shirt, so none of them know that my legs and chest have been shaved for some seven years.

If anyone found out, my reputation would be shot and I'd lose a lot of close friends and the respect of my family.

>>79372142
This post is more reddit than Rick and Morty

https://comfy.moe/alyuzr.mp4

fuck, this is brutal

>>79372073
those comments lmao

not a fan of the toil, I consider it pretty pointless

made more money by myself than I'll even be paid for this month's work, quite like the moderate security of being a wagie though

>>79372122
have you had a nice day?

>>79372157
I really really really want to hug his belly and suck his belly button out.

capitalism destroys everything in its path, there is no escape

FUCK

WHAT THE FUCK IS IT WITH YOU

>>79372071
slebs

just stop it
you know who you are
fucking stop it right now

>>79372163
send any and all enquiries to my PA, I'm taking my lambo down the west coast this week

>>79372079
>roastie
Fuck off back to /r9k/ boy

>>79372071
that chin could do real damage if pressed against someones back

>>79372073

THIS.....is digital blackface

THINK FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND

>>79372196
LOOOOOOL oh my days

>>79372239
Gnon bless

>>79372073
as if you wouldn't do the same, all that shit is insured anyway

>>79372148
i like her and i like evangelion

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>>79371796

>>79372258
fuck off back to facebook Chad

just finished stabbing someone

Which philosopher got closest to the truth

want to go /out/ but I'm too stupid and lazy (and poor)

>>79372295
I genuinely would not do that under any circumstance

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R8

>>79372211
no
thinking of killing myself

>>79372299
i like you and i like her and i like evangelion so :\

it's fucking distracting

>>79372328
good two-shoes

oi lads what about the pakis niggers lefties kikes ay? makes me bloody angry

>>79372073
2bh looting food items at least make sense in a hurricane situation considering it will all just get destroyed or spoiled when the storm hits anyway and insurance will cover any costs for the businesses

DO I WALK AROUND AND RIP Y- NO!

NO!

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cringe everytime this happens

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2D anime? ew no thanks

jizz in my pants

>>79372369
I'm white

>>79372319
woes

>>79372369
shitskin

going for a walk dog

>>79372352
https://vimeo.com/219443681

>>79372405
Why is it always some paki?

Yo

Can peeps with tier 4 student visas use the eurostar to go to France?

>>79372384
Kek

>>79372436
best keep your mum in shape mate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpyOcPU-o8k

the MAD MAN

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>I'm white

>>79372319
Sargon, he may be a bit edgy at times but at core his solid af

THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WALKING THROUGH LIKE DA DA DA DA DA IN THE BACKGROUND

>>79372157

he needs putting down lads

>>79372472
Choon

Applied for a passport.
Gonna become a European someday.

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>>79372352
that's a shame

>>79372436
me too
maybe we will run into each other

>>79372445
Probably
Not 100% though

>>79372445
why wouldn't you be able to? anyone can travel between UK and France anyway

OH GOOD

Watching Brass Eye lads

FOR YOU

even the few yanks that do have passports don't get their first one until they're an adult
mad

Crease
https://youtu.be/6CKqT2iIsp8

>>79372502
pretty sure that defeats the point of a walk

GIVE ME A FUCKING ANSWER

>IT's ending explained
>2 MILLION views
People need a basic horror movie explained...fucking hell we're all fucked

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1504475241638.webm

W R A T H O F G O D

>>79372467
what am i supposed to be looking at

BUSINESS IDEA: MAKE SEXISM MY BITCH

>>79372562
Wasn't allowed to get a passport when I was younger to go on a school trip to France and Italy because my father hates foreigners.

MICROWAVE STOPPED WORKING REEEE IT'S 50 FUCKING QUID FOR A NEW ONE

>>79372514
Yeah but I have one of the shittiest passports on the planet in the history of countries, and the tier 4 student visa isn't schengen. I'm just wondering if I can be allowed to board the eurotrain for a weekend trip to France.

>>79372405

someone did this at work when voting for employee of the month

>>79372621
THE RUNT CULINARY UTENSIL

>>79372581
It's Steven King m8, his stories always try to end with some kind of metaphysical cliffhanger. At least they're not having to explain the preteen gangbang from the book

*trashes your lights*

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BASED milo

WHAT DON'T YOU GET ABOUT IT?

>>79372511
Reassuring. I'll ask once there. Will probably try anyway.

>>79372676
YAAAAASSSSS

>>79372676
LOL it's funny because he's a mentally fucked bitch himself

>>79372676
that's actually pretty funny
t. think milo is unfunny

>>79372628
are you coming to study in the UK? not sure if you'll even need a passport but you can visit Europe even if you weren't studying so there's no reason to think otherwise

>>79372582

kino

HAVE YOU EVER HAD A CRISP THAT WAS TOO BIG TO FIT IN YOUR MOUTH? HAD TO THROW ONE AWAY BECAUSE OF THAT

SO A BLACK GUY GOES TO A HOSPITAL BECAUSE HE FEELS like he has an illness.
THE DOCTOR SAY YOU NEED TO QUITE SMOKING.
THE BLACK GUY SAYS TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW.
THE DOCTOR SAYS YOUR DAD

>>79371796
whom is this?

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>>79372582
aesthetic

>>79372628
what will actually happen is you will travel to the uk under a student visa, travel to france on the eurotrain, then disappear from the view of authorities until you commit an act of terrorism against the civillians of a european nation

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*heems you*

>>79372726
Is she... unhappy? I can't tell.

>>79372726
the creature on the right looks confused

>>79372676
>this man is considered a political activist

imagine being the leader of a political movement that focuses on the crucial issues of feminism and ess jay dubyas

back from toil

I'M GONNA FUCKING KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS

>>79372566
Did he learn?

>>79372807
bit late

love these threads and have never even seen the show
>>>/tv/87598555

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I'M GONNA FUCKING RICK YOUR FUCKING PICKLES

the ting go skrrra pap pap ka ka ka skidiki pap pap and a pu pu drrrr boom SKYAAA du du ku ku tun tun poom poom

HELP LADS THE MY SEMEN HAS GLUED MY CAPS LOCK KEY DOWN

>>79372846
so it is

YOU'RE A NICE GUY, YOU'RE A NICE GUY

>>79372807
hate toil
love booze

>>79372770
Now why would I do that. I love europeans & hate muzzies.

>>79372745
Yeah. Technically what you say is true but I'm not interested in breaking any laws, like, at all. Just gonna enjoy my time and study for a decent future is all. I love France and I've always wanted to go there. Just wondering if it's as simple as booking & boarding the eurostar or if I have to go through the pain in the arse of having to apply for a VISA and dreading for like a month.

PICK'LL RICK'LL MAKE'LL LOSE YOU'LL MIND

IM TALKING NONCE SENSE

did you see what i done?
arrived in a black corsa
left in a white one

>>79372887
fancy a bum?

>>79372906
Pick Will. Rick will make Will lose. You will mind.

>>79372302
Nice post

>>79372937
You are a paedophile, you are a nonce, you're a perv, you're a slot badger, you're a two pin din plug, you're a bush dodger, you're a small bean regarder, you're an unabummer, you're a nut administrator, you're a bent ref, you're the crazy world of Arthur Brown, you're a fence foal, you're a free willy, you're a chimney bottler, you're a bunty man, you're a shrub rocketeer

*does a footjam tailwhip in front of your oneitis*

heh, nothing personnel

*enters the thread gracefully, clad only in a white silken robe*
Ahhh.... Good evening, runts.

I have returned.

What fresh squeakings and squeals do you have for your master this evening?

it should be illegal for other people to drive when I'm fucking driving

>bitch pen
https://twitter.com/yuzu_amanatsu/status/791836005334552576

>>79372958
maybe another time

>>79373047
dont miss the "rush" hour one bit

It should be illegal for Irish to exist while actual humans are existing.

>>79373016
PICKLE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa9tgfCxIF8

London culture is funny lol

>>79373077

extremely rude and uncalled for

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I’m in Germany but it’s giving me a UK flag reeeeeeee fucking EU at it again

>>79373048
what the fuck

>>79372756
Ian

going to read good evening to everyone

you need an IQ of 140+ to understand Rick and Morty

that is why it is so popular with us redditors

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>>79373102

darkies were a mistake

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>>79373122

>>79373122
phoneposters get what they deserve

>>79373122
now that's some peng resolution and rendering
what phone is this

*sharts*

>>79373108
found the one whose mum's a nurse from dublin

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>phoneposters

stuck my thumb under my willy skin

took a big whiff of me thumb and nearly got knocked out

haha

gonna watch rick and morty
apparently this new ep is preddy gud

>>79373157
Where the fuck did he do his "research"?

>>79373143
*grabs your book and lazily tosses it into the fire*
*hands you a stoking iron*
Stoke it, runt.
*firmly kicks your arse as tears begin to form in your heady little eyes*
STOKE

>>79373179
what is actually wrong with phone posting?

IVE HAD IT UP TO HEAR
IF ONE MORE RUNT CALLS ME U GLY IM GONA LOSE IT

>>79373197
holy shit it's stephen hawking

>>79373231
u gly

>>79373048
>Practice to meet Justin Bieber

what did she mean by this

>>79373122
Get out

>>79372621
lmao enjoy having your insides mutated by radiation

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>>79373150
>you need an IQ of 140+ to understand Rick and Morty

>that is why it is so popular with us redditors

>>79373139
Ian McKellen?

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>IVE HAD IT UP TO HEAR

the ting go skrrrrrrrra
pa pa ka ka ka
skeedy ki pa pa
and a poom poom prrrrrrrrr boom
SKIYA
dru bo po bo po bom
pom pom

>>79373197
>watching pickle & reddit
at least remember to do it ironically

>>79373223
Newfaggotry

gonna go watch someone hammer some terriers

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>>79373177
nothing wrong with being from dublin

>>79373231
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqn7vXeVCLE

bitch lasagna

>>79373251
ignore that bit

shag

Who bout that school shooter rap here?
https://youtu.be/31j4DIpgY9U

>>79373048
cringe

>>79373315
show bob

>>79373254
Meet me in Triberg next to the squirrels and I’ll fuxking lamp you mate you absolute mincer

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WHY DO ONLY FOOLS AND HORSES WORK

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2D SLAGS

>>79373303
I feel like an 8 year old again. thanks bruce

statistically theres a 1/8 chance you're talking to a paki when you speak to an English poster haha

is there a version of 4chan but with usernames?

police are banging on the door again

curb your enthusiasm's the only show i watch on amazon prime but i feel it's worth it

>>79373375
myspace

>>79373271
Ian from mancheser

>>79373336
good lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewZZNeYDiLo

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>79373375
/bant/ and /pol/ basically because there's IDs

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>>79372302

>>79373344
fuk of di

got 3 teaspoons on my desk. housemates must wondering where they've all gone lol

>>79373168
Any “Plus” model iPhone

>>79373375
lainchan

>>79373414
hate seeing this shitty reddit frog

>>79373414
whats wrong mate did somebody mistake you for a bosnian again

what is bitch pen

i found one of the commie posters youtube

https://www.youtube.com/user/ZuezNovack

CHOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1jPUB7gRyg

>>79373444
high brow

need a wee lol a wee wee wee from my big willy lol need a willy wee woo woo willy poo poo willy arse fart poo

>>79373295
please dont use my third favourite brown anime girl on your stupid sports badge

>>79373016
proper reddit tier post this

>>79373375
http://abyssdyh5kaskqql.onion/

>>79373513
puttering

Sitting on a park bench pooposting on brit while on holiday in Germany

Might go get another flamkuchen thingy from the attractive cafe girl

>>79373375
literally any forum

thnk i fucked my dick up wanking on coke and speed too much

>>79372800
milo isn't alt-right they despise him

>>79373567
get the thing that looks like long hot dog it tastes peng and it like 2 euros

>>79373468
you're joking right
>How to Connect a MacBook Pro to a TV or Monitor
don't tell me i post with these people

think i fucked my arse up wanking with big dildos too much

>>79373531
You haven’t a clue my darling, not a clue.
*grinds out my cigarette on your forehead*
Not a bloody clue

>>79373471
>aqua

bender

love cold pizza

>>79373419
it was quite cute actually

>>79373614
1/8 chance I'm speaking to a paki so settle down ahmed

think I fucked my life up playing on the computer too much

>>79373598
Ah the muchengroßeweiner Von Schwartzwald

>nigger 'talk'

>>79373614
ooh ooh me next *sticks out tongue*

>>79373631
lol thats mad jokes blud

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the automatic YGYL webmplayer setup

would you rather live in Haiti or North Korea

>>79373600
its one of them 100 percent, they posted a comment on one of tims videos but removed it

>>79373686
nk

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what precisely what meant by this action?

>>79373632
it is my favoruite picture

>>79373615
SAYS THE REDDITSPACING AQUABASHER

>>79373649
100% chance you haven’t got a clue who’re you’re dealing with here mate so sit down shut up and be grateful that I chose not to turn you into blutwurst im glas this time you myopic little rotifer

found an old hard drive with porn from 2008

result

>>79373567
>Sitting on a park bench
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOcIdpzmAN8

>>79371931
incredible

>>79373102
this is genuinely the funniest meme to come about in ages
makes me laugh every time

watching the Two Towers

the CGI is actually diabolical, not sure why /tv/ defends it

>>79373701
fuck 酒

~-_-~

>>79373752
Would much rather look at LOTR cgi than this post ngl

dont care

>>79373713
your favourite picture is a 45 second long video?

>>79372073
lol at there not being one single white person doing it

>>79373755
i know this kanji

*lives the dream*

>>79373752
>THE POO TOWERS

do yourself a favour and watch the full thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdWVJJrhnY8

>>79373680
You the same lad that's been making all the shitty mash ups?

>>79373752
It holds up where it matters. But there are a few dubious shots. More in RotK.

nutty president 2: the drumpfs

flight of the navigator is kino

>>79373809
yep

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LETS GET IT SENPAI

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLZ4CqqAR6gKrIVbdCXGr37P-ZZKckj02o
tankie posters have literally unironically earnestly only just left school

why is windows media player so shit for watching movies on?

>>79373908
*plays explosion sound effect*

>>79373917
Ah fuck off you wee Irish bastard

>>79373917
You have to shake the mouse every few seconds or else your computer sleeps.
I just copy films onto my phone and project it onto a white wall instead.

>>79373917
use media player classic its alri

this is currently en-route to my bollocks
can't WAIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0k6W3ut-CI

>>79373936
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LET'S GET READY TO RUMBUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>>79373833
im trying my best
im just a bit spergy and overkeen
:c

>>79373965
you could write a script to wiggle the mouse for you very easily

>>79373680
wtf is that

Americans are so fucking disgusting and fat

>>79373917
just get mpc-hc

>>79374042
Hi Fi system for virgins

>>79373752
it's great for the time period, most of it is practical effects that is why it's hailed. CGI is shit tier hate the shite

>>79374053
O
B
S
E
S
S
E
D

>>79373513
creasing

>>79374053
and stupid and brown

>windows media player
oh my fuckin days you arrive in Ireland

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I get off to British men degrading and insulting me.

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>>79374053
so are brits lol you are the most obese people in Europe
the yanks of Europe 2bh

>>79374163
nice image

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0X_11v86Co

ITT: scenes women will never understand

>>79374197
dont compliment me >:(

>>79374211
>>79374211
>>79374211

>>79374190
how do they know, i know for a fact they didnt check if i was obese

>>79374112
>brings a woman home
>anon WHAT is that!

>>79374190
shut up

>>79374190

>yanks of europe

is that a bad thing?